How could RRRG pass on this?
I like her
>>142262132
He was afraid to go for it because he felt inferior
>>142262132
Araragi is a lolicon. He would rather nail the lolis than his girlfriend.
>>142262132
She's pretty fucking shit but then again, he chose Hitagi who's also shit. Let's just say, Araragi has shit taste in women.
>>142262132
He realized he could date best girl instead.
Because altough she's best bod (fat cat tats), she sure as hell isn't best girl.
>>142262132i wanna cum on her braids and glasses
>>142262132
I bet shefucks like a tiger.
>>142262132
He just never liked her that way? At least, not after she helped him in Kizu, he basically just put her on a pedestal and then by the time she finally decided to tell him her feelings, he already had a girlfriend he was serious about, and probably regardless, he saw her as nothing more than a friend.
>>142262132
Guilt. The persona he was in love with was killing her.
>>142264032
Braids+glasses is shit
>>142262132
By saying no to her asking him "Will you date with intent to get married in the future?"
Hanekawa should have just aimed for the threesome end. That actually would have unironically worked.
Why the fuck did they not add the monologue into Neko White about how she loves Senjougahara.
>>142262132
araragi was too chicken
>>142262132
He has canon severe inferiority complex.
>>142262132
because he is a chickenchickenchicken
chicken
chickennnnnnnnnnnn
>>142265208
Living with such terrible taste must be a hellish existence. You're a stronger person than I, Anon.
>>142265208
>taste this shit
Consider suicide.
>>142262132
don't stick your dick in crazyevery gatari girl is crazy
>>142265776
Every woman is crazy in some way. It's not possible to not stick your dick in crazy unless you just never have sex.
You just need to find the right kind of crazy for you.
>>142265833
not every woman is a murderous lunatic
>>142262132
Who cares, she's the best character and now I can have her.
>>142265208
I'll fight you irl faggot
>>142262132
kizumonogatari subs when
>>142265934
Kizumonogatari PDF when
>>142265208
Of course you're gonna get shit for saying this in a thread about Cat.but you're completely right. Cat became 1000x better after she cut her hair and ditched the glasses
>>142266091
Get a load of this fag.
>>142266124
stop posting ugly bitches
>>142265959
audiobook is out
>>142266149
Get some taste.
>>142266235
You first, I can guarantee that all of those girls could be improved by removing glasses
>>142266235
Mirai a cute but Hanekawa a cuter!
>>142262132
We have been through this before, I myself posted this thread in april!
It boils down to the fact that Ragiko does not love the cat. He might have fucked her eventually but Crab started dating him within a month after the events of Kizu, Cat simply didn't get the time she needed to get pregnant by the Ragi.
>>142266279
I always find it hilarious to see autists freak out over a few lines on a character's face.
>>142266362
We're all autists, anon. Why else would we be here?
Bad pussy.
>>142266859
>>142265208
>>142266212
I'm at chapter 002 of transcribing that shit into epub. FUCK I want the pdf
>>142262132
Araragi's mistake was choosing just one girl.
>>142267132
>shaggy striped Hanekawa
I never knew I wanted this. This must be the thing they call sexy bedhead type hair
>>142263087
So he was a faggot
>>142269814
It was a little bit of both of their faults it didn't work out. Hanekawa subconsciously held her feelings back because she did have close friends who shunned her. That, and she thought she could progress their friendship slowly into a relationship, and he wouldn't just accept the first proposal he got, especially from a girl who just stapled his mouth open a week prior.
But in truth, Araragi was an idiot who was completely self conscious, he even admits he didn't think Hanekawa liked him even when she forcibly made him her vice president and spent countless evenings talking with him. But Araragi's big issue is that he is completely self absorbed, which is why he fucks up working on the issues of the person at hand all the time.
Cat isn't even best girl material until Tsubasa Tiger.
>>142265208
Twin braids with glasses is one of the few looks that can be called perfect.
Gotta admit. Recently listened to the audiobook of the official kizu translation. The voice actress who did her did a great job. That part where he gave Araragi her panties as a good luck charm
Fug yeah
>>142273307
*she
lol
but yeah, the books seem to do a good job making the girls qts.
>>142262132
Does she go into heat?
>>142275504
Naming my cat as "Hanekawa" was a mistake.
>>142275585
It's not like cats care about names.
>>142276125
Still, it's like naming your daughter after a porn star
>>142276125
Cat is not neutered yet. She's going in season any time, now. It will be awkward to see my cat like that knowing that I fap to Hanekawa doujins.
>>142275585
Animal names shouldnt be more than two
syllables.
>>142275585
Just name it cat to save yourself the effort.
>>142263580
He doesn't deny that.
>>142276667
I didn't name my cat so, when people realize that and ask me if I was too lazy to name it, I say it's called Katyusha and "Kat" is just its nickname.
>Not posting superior cat
>>142276273
A cat is fine too.
>a fucking round car
what do you expect
>>142265208
you're why god abandoned us anon
>>142262132
The author waifu'd her. She's "too pure/special" for everyone else in the series.
>>142279660
Don't make fun of it
>>142262132
Because she also failed to face her problems herself. In fact she may have been one of the worst offenders for being perfectly complacent with her situation. Crab was the only one who wanted to rid herself of her problem.
Because she seemed self conscious about everything and was bad at saying how she felt.
Crab is super confident and tells it like it is. That's who you want to date. Not someone who is all meek and has the lamest and most boring story in the series.
She looks the best but whenever she was on screen and talking I just got so bored with everything about her.
tsubasa cat was the only arc I liked in bakemonogatari
What would marriage with Hanekawa be like?
>>142262132 While looking for the short stories I stumbled upon a translated excerpt of Shinobu Mail's commentary where Ononoki said that the chances of her becoming a couple with Araragi were higher than the chances of him becoming a couple with Hanekawa. Excerpt is here: https://reddit.com/r/araragi/comments/4lua7e/spoiler_so_i_was_listening_to_shinobu_mail/
Inb4
>>142283481
Sex
>>142283481
resisting the urge to grab her hanekawas while spooning
>>142262132
he passed on her because he realized she had problems
by the time he would have been willing to date her he already was committed to crab
>>142263087
possibly way early in the series but that was true for any woman
by the time we get to Bake this was not the case
>>142276881
Autism.
>>142265208
her long hair + contacts is smoking though
http://i.imgur.com/D4v4lVe.png
>>142262132
Because she's a terrible person despite all she's done for him
>>142284296
I'm sure she wouldn't mind
>>142274074
Sister was wrong tho.
>>142280579
the story points to pretty much the exact opposite of this
>>142283066
Bake spends way too much time explaining the apparitions
Tsubasa cat and nisemonogatari barely talk about the apparitions at all and are more enjoyable because of it
>>142265959
Just buy the book, it's pretty nice.
>>142287267
where?
don't read nip
>>142287510
It's in english.
>>142279660
It was chosen by Shinobu. Given her selection criteria of "how much does the car look like a donut?" it was the only possible choice.
>>142262132
Because her "dad" has been dumping loads in her throughout her life.
>>142288368
Don't slander the cat.
Kiss shot acerola orion heart under blade best girl
>>142273162
That wrong anon
Twin braids with glasses and a hidden sexy body with huge breasts is the perfect look.
Gap-sexy is best sexy
>>142265208
Jeeesus Christ people fell for this bait way too hard
>>142289623
Senjougahara is nice, but definitly Shinobu/kiss-shot best girl.
>>142267132
Well, actually he chose two. Araragi seems so hell bent on wanting to live as humanly as possible that he got Senjougahara as his girlfriend (I am not saying that that's a bad thing)
After living his life as a human with Senjougahara his 'human life' will come to an end. It's only going to be him and Shinobu and Araragi definitly knows how Shinobu feels about him, oh he knows and just chooses to completely ignore it.
>>142265208
>>142275585
Why did she have to get character development /a/?
> he's a tits guy
>>142262132
because she wasn't best girl
>>142292797
Not everyone is strong enough to persist in error and avoid development.
>>142266212
The audiobook makes Episode black and talk in a deeper voice than Dramaturgie. It's hilarious. Gotta love it.
>>142264034
>Arararararagi
>girlfriend he was serious about
Underrated hilarious post.
>>142284296
Why would you have to resist if you're married?
>>142293736
He thinks he is, anyway, even if from an outward perspective it seems like he barely cares about Senjou.
Does Black Hanekawa's piss smell like cat piss?
>>142292797
It's kinda cute
t. og catfag
>>142262132
Because Pararagi San have the best girl for eternity.
>>142264034
RRRG did come have some romantic feelings towards hanekawa he even said she was his ideal woman.
>>142293307
>he's not
he didn't even try to chose the best girl, so just assume that his tastes are shit
>>142294428
her facade was his ideal woman
and it was a pedestal placement to boot
10min of someone 'real' like that and you'd hate it as much as her 'parents' did
>tarabletranslation.wordpress.com/2016/05/29/owarimonogatari-mayoi-hell-012/
>that Kiss-Shot love/banter
>>142293572
>gotta love it
i thought this was a pretty good take on his thing.
Since it's been revealed that Ougi isAraragi himself, an oddity he subconsciously created out of his insecurities to act out the things he's not decisive enough to do,does that meanhe secretly wants to be a girl and jack off to himself but can't go through with it?
>>142295174
I've only watched the first season, isn't she gay for Crab-senpai?
>>142297828
She's half-jokingly half-seriously after Araragi's dick as well.
>>142262132
Because she didn't ask him out before Crab
>>142297873
I think she mentioned at one point that the only reason she lays it on so thick with him is because she knows he'd never actually take her up on it
She might also be passively aggressively trying to strain his loyalty to crab
>>142297769
>and jack off to himself
He has no attraction to Ougi, so no
>>142298126
Under different circumstances I don't think she'd be opposed to going out with Araragi.
>>142265208
could you POSSIBLY be a bigger faggot?
