Friendly reminder that if you don't fap to your waifu you're cheating on her.
>fapping to your waifu
You're just ruining their purity
>>142255134
Do you think your father thought that to himself as he made love to your mother to create you?
>>142255176
>3DPD
>>142255049
I've literally came to nothing but my waifu for the past 6 years.
Don't know if I should be proud about it, but fuck it.
>>142255049
>Not having concubines
>>142255351
Don't feel ashamed. Cumming for my waifu made me love her even more.
If you fap to your waifu, you're technically raping her.
What if I don't fap at all?
>>142256063
Enjoy that prostate and ball cancer
>>142255134
>>142255572
How can you say that you love her if you won't even fap to her
>>142255049
I'm aware. It's not my fault C.C. isn't wife material, she's so much better as my mistress.
>>142255049
>Friendly
You don't look too friendly holding that axe like that, OP. I don't trust you.
>>142255134
People like you are literally cucks in the making.
Gotta do something about that before it's too late, anon.
I can't sexualize her
I haven't even looked up porn of her yet. I dunno it just seems kinda wrong
I literally can't fall asleep without fapping anymore /a/
Sometimes I have to multiple times
Please help, I can feel my life energy growing weaker everyday
>>142258936
i have porn of her downloaded but it feels really weird straight-out just fapping to her. i do it on rare occasions, but most of the time i just fap to other things then finish off to her
>>142255049
wait, i only can fap to my waifu ? or i can fap to my waifu and other animu kawai girls?
>>142259052
Pretty sure everyone is like this anon, well I am as well at least
>>142256402
>C.C. isn't wife material
She is literally the perfect wife material you fucking mongrel
Don't talk to me or my waifu ever again
>>142259152
PLS I NEED ADVICE, I NEED TO FAP but i feel shame when i fap to my waifu
>>142259215
someone can tell me the name of the vn?
>>142260183
lilth
>>142259438
Just do it.
I don't want to masturbate. I can't achieve perfection like that.
>>142255134
Does my waifu look pure to you?
>>142255049
I do it at least 4 times a day.
Wanna go?
>>142255134
fucking cuck.
I fap to mai waifu being loved gently all the time. Shit's hot!
>>142262277
I really, really hope it's by you
>>142255134
There's nothing impure about wanting to consummate your marriage.
>>142262277
I fap to choking my waifu, spanking her and pulling her hairand then cuddling
>>142255049
She's cheating on me.
>>142255049
RARE MACHI
saved
>>142262323No, it's by the MC. With his mighty, baseball bat-like cock, he pounds her pink passion pit until she ahegaos almost uncontrollably.
>>142262381
As long as it's fully consensual.
>>142255049
waifuism is for faggots
that said, I fapped to Shiburin more than I can count and everytime I'm about to cum I would switch to one of her doujins to do so
>>142262511
Looks like someone's got a waifu~!
>>142262531
He's such a tsundere.
>>142262374
I'd honestly do it if my mind wasn't corrupted by years of porn. I've ruined myself, I can never get married now.
>>142255049
My waifu and I have an understanding. I get to cheat on her with my other girlfriends, and she gets to cheat on me with her other girlfriend.
>>142256263
If not fapping leads to cancer, what does too much fapping do?
>>142262991
Lead to cancer.
Enjoy your cancer, human
>>142262239
Yes, pure sex.
>>142255134
but that's wrong you fucking retard
how can you say you love her if you don't even fap to her?
>>142262991
Nothing
You will never dry out of semen since you will always produce anyway but unless you fap too many times straight then you're gonna break your benis
>>142255731
By definition rape is an unlawful sexual relation, usually accompanied by physical violence.
So technically you are retarded, since no law in Christian countries punishes masturbation.
>>142262991
extreme cell regeneration
see, god didn't want humans to jack off, because jacking off regularly is the secret to immortality, and he didn't want humans to be able to challenge his place as god. but satan was a nice guy and felt bad for the humans, and gave them this knowledge.
so what do I do if my waifu doesn't have a lot of fap material? do I draw more of her in erotic situations?
>>142263175
Imagination is a very powerful thing.
>>142263037
Seems like everything you do leads to cancer nowadays. Breathe? Cancer. Drink? Cancer.
>>142263175
If you need porn to fap to your waifu, she really isn't your waifu. She's just your semen depository.
>>142263229
Breathing and drinking the wrong thing can lead to cancer, yes.
>>142263047
I'm waiting until I can become 2D.
>>142263252
how do I prove my love to her?
>>142263323
That's easy, you just need an industrial press.
>>142263354
What >>142263192 said.
I purposefully avoid all lewds of mai waifu
>>142263366
I need to go even flatter.
>>142263323
just stand in front of a train
>>142263354
Example, if saber is your waifu you could go in a magical adventure and secure the holy grail, and every february 14 you drink from it on her honor.I love profanity.
>>142263390
How about an industrial press inside an even bigger industrial press?
Perssception.
>>142263410
>>142263468
It's still not enough. I need to be so 2D, that if you compared me to paper, you'd be calling paper 3DPD.
>>142263506
But anon, you and your personality are already unidimensional, there isn't much more we can do to make you flatter
>>142263638
That's nonsense. You're just afraid of pushing things past the limit. I'll prove you wrong.
>>142263418
So I should celebrate my waifu's birthday? What if my waifu has undergone tough times and is barely getting by?
>>142263697
Go ahead and become 01 codes.
>>142263739
A bit of kindness is more often than not more than enough.
>>142263810
I see. Thank you, anon. I'll live harder for her tomorrow.
>>142263739
Do it, anon. It was surprisingly easy to find a shop that'll do pic related for you.
>>142263883
that's really sweet.
>>142263980
It seriously was. I didn't know cramming that much sugar into a cake was legal
>>142264039
Oh you.
>>142255049
Fapping to the girl you love is not a crime
>>142255134
You're right.
As lewd as my waifu is I don't think there's any rule 34 of her.
>>142255049
>>142255134
I'm confused, who the fuck should I listen to?
>>142255049
What if I have multiple waifus? your move solo bitch
>>142255049
I cant when there is no porn of her, well atleast any good.
>>142267030
>being a slut
>>142255049
>>142257749
>>142266975
By fapping to your waifu, you're increasing the demand for her, making artist produce more H of your waifu getting fucked for other people to watch, essentially cucking yourself.
>>142267078
fuck off /v/ermin
>>142267087
But I don't go there, anon.
>>142267078
You're waifu is already fucked the moment she exist.
tl dr; There are no pure waifus.
>>142267107
Why do you lie to me.
>>142255134
>being a cuck even in fiction
holy shit
Cartoons aren't real you dumb faggots who cares what gets drawn or what anyone masturbates to
>>142255049
I cheat on my waifu by fapping to Machi every day
>>142267121
>who cares what gets drawn or what anyone masturbates to
Autistic people care aka people who watch anime.
>>142267078
>>142255049
>>142255134
b-but she's almost obscure nowadays and barely had any doujin.. ;_;
>tfw being loyal to your waifu despite coming from a long forgotten anime
>>142267108
>tl dr; There are no pure waifus
Lies, my waifu is pure!
>>142267108
>There are no pure waifus
ohai anon
>>142267191
That's what she said last night before I did unspeakable things to her.
>>142267216
How dare you play UNO without me!
>>142267287
>mfw draw 4-ing your waifu 3 times in a row
>>142255049
>fapping to your waifu and then running out of content
nice try
>>142267308
You scum. How could you.
>>142267323Because she liked being abused by me. She was begging me to do it to her
>>142267335
Well jokes on youI don't even have a waifu.
>Fapping to your waifu
>Fapping to somebody who isn't your waifu
Baka's all of you, prostate stim is the only safe way
They're cartoons, not you're waifu
>>142255049
>all my waifu's doujins are monster rape
nah
>>142267692
How can you love her if you can't get off to her on your own and have it be a million times better?
What if I find it hard to fap to my waifu because I can't find any tasteful lewds of her?
It feels wrong to ruin her purity.
But actual sex ? Sure, I see no problem in that.
>fap to your waifu
>seasonal waifu
Normies really need to be raped and shot. Just saiyan.
Pure degenerates. If you don't value your waifu, then why not just fucking kill yourself.
>>142258936
If you can't sexualize your waifu then she isn't your waifu, she's your daughteru.
>>142255134
Now this is quality bait, good job on getting this many faggots to reply to you seriously.
>>142255049
>Fapping to solo nudes
>Fantasizing about gentle affectionate love making
>Fapping to clean images because she's just that gorgeous
>Fantasizing about her dominating you
These are acceptable
>Fapping to hentai doujins or degrading fetishes
>Disrespecting her in any way
These are not
>>142268620
I hope you are not implying that Ryuko is your waifu with that picture, because she is mine with all the tasteful lewds.
>>142270034
Um, we're already married though
>>142270398
well, uh, shit...what the fuck I'm supposed to do then?
look for another? there's nothing like her and you know it ;_;
>>142270762
Daijoubu, anon. You'll find one!
>>142269978
>tfw my waifu barely has any content
;_;
>>142255049
I work it furiously to her.
>>142255134
>muh purity
>>142258936
Don't be afraid anon, it's natural, she wants you
There's a difference between fapping to an image of your waifu naked and fapping with a doujins where she's being fucked by someone is not you.
>>142259438
Don't feel shame.
Just close your eyes, imagine you're kissing, and it's her hand around your member, imagine her breathing heavily through her nose as you make out, and as she works you faster, she wants you to feel good, anon
But what if I don't want to think in that way about her? What if I just want to think of her in a platonic way as friends because I feel better that way?
>>142271630
Pov images are different.
>>142271685
not him, but sounds so wrong to think of her in that way for me.
>>142271587
I don't know about him, but my crippling lack of self esteem makes it hard to believe that anyone wants me.
>>142271732
No they aren't.
I wish I could find more lovely art of her and we could share a wonderful moment together.
>>142255049Does anybody else mostly fap to their waifu getting fucked by other men?
>>142271909
I was just going to say, how can you say you love your waifu if you fap to her getting fucked by others?
>I'm just teasing.
>>142271909
You know what you are, do you?
>>142263175
Drawing it can be very fulfilling, otherwise you can commission an artist, you can get the image exactly like you want.(You can even provide images of your own package as a reference, that way, it truly would be you)
>>142271830
Yes they are, it's basically like you having taken a snapshot from your perspective when together.
>>142271773
This isn't really a problem for me, since I think of my waifu as a crush, just a 2d one; rather than imagining her as actually being my wife, I'm just fantasizing about her.
I assume that alignment's uncommon?
>>142272036
I might be the strange one. Real or not, if I'm not doing my absolute best, I feel guilty. I have to be perfect for her, myself, and everyone else.
>>142263252
Nobody needs it, it's just nice to have.
>>142267078
Then we have this anon who is an insane person.
The thought of my waifu being in love and sharing that with someone or me is just really sweet and beautiful.
>>142272174
I used to be like that too, but over a few years I've mellowed.
There's no point to having her if she's just going to make you hate yourself more (rather than actually motivate you to be better). Enjoy yourself, let the thoughts of her comfort you.
>>142269978
>degrading
Subjective as fuck.
>>142272533
>Heisei 28
>not masturbating to raping and abusing you're pretty delicate waifu
>>142255049
why is that ax so retarded? do the nips not know what an ax head and handle should look like? I was gonna watch this series but that retarded ax triggered me.
>>142272440
Perhaps so. It's strange, I've learned to love other people more through her, but not me.
>>142271688
Well then she isn't really you're waifu and you wouldn't be lovers, it's just a character you really like.
>>142272036
>I assume that alignment's uncommon?
Hardly.
>>142272706
Depends on what she herself is into, I could see the two of us trying some spicy things, but there's some things I wouldn't want to do to her.
>>142271909
No, if I want to see a girl get fucked by another man/creature I'll look at another character, she's all POV and pinups for me, mainly, makes it feel more personal.
>>142272994
that's sorta the problem for some peopleprobably including myselfis that practically speaking, your waifu might not even like, even if it's your imagination
let's say pic related for example...why would she even like you?
>>142273131
I don't know, why don't you use your imagination to figure it out?
A lot of this is wish fulfillment, hell, you could look at it as a bit of a tsundere thing if you wanted to, like maybe she begrudgingly admits you're not so bad, it doesn't matter if it doesn't 100% match her cannon personality, it's your fantasy.
>>142271909
Give me a C!
Give ma a U!
Give me a C!
Give me a K!
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
>>142273957
cock
I don't have a waifu. Eat it.
>>142255134
>purityfags
>>142269978
This.
>there are people who fap to their waifu being gangbanged
Disgusting.
AI ENMA IS NOT FOR FAPPING!
