What would you have done?
>>142119315
Killed myself as soon as I realized I was a character in such a contrived, asinine, childish world.
>>142119315
>>142119365
But I probably would have fucked her before that.
>>142119315
Esdeath is beautiful and unmatched in her tenderness as a lover, but she's a horrible and irredeemable person. I could not love such an individual.
>>142119365
Looks like we have an adult over here
He probably only watches "seinen" shows like K-on and Love live
Badass and mature
>>142119414
Who hurt you, anon?
>>142119490
Adults did, i fucking hate adults!
Teenage power bro...
>>142119315
given myself to her and killed every member of that pussyass night raid
>>142119315
I would have fucked her.
>>142119315
Tell her I want to go back to those isolated islands and live our lives together as lovers.
Boom, I just removed the empire's strongest general without even having to brandish a weapon.
Of course I would try to leave clues as we depart since I'm hoping eventually the resistance's army will come to rescue me.
Nothing, she wouldn't have chosen me because I am completely unremarkable.
Cuddle her like i do every night.
>>142119315
3
Bite her tat.
What >>142122432 said.
Hit that 3 hard.
>>142122432
All Great options
Why did green haired dude have to die
>>142119315
[x] Plant my seed, cakewalk to victory when she's 8 months pregnant and can't fight
>>142123790
who, the gay one? oh wait, all the guys were gay except Wave
>>142123848
He was the least gay out of all of them.
>>142123942
>died a virgin
>>142119315
Fucked her senseless, earning her trust, and when she's in deep sleep thinking of all the romantic things we will do together, slit her throat.
There, story ended.
>>142124011
That does not make you gay.
>>142119549
Jack pls stop posting.
>>142119549
Jack, please.
>>142124041
He had another man on his nut, even if it wasn't for long
>>142119315
Allow myself to be suffocated by Esdeath's thighs wrapped around my torso just as I'm about to cum with the urgency of over 9000 sunburned men.
>>142119315
>>142119365
Go back to r/anime faggot