Crystal tie edition. Be nice this time mods.
I just want Bert to be happy.
>>142080808
>Annie this close to ErenN-nice.
>>142080808
I think the mods are trying out operant conditioning by deleting threads as a P- methods. They're trying to train us.
>>142081071
Mods are faggots anyway.
>>142081165
Still trying to figure out why they keep getting deleted all of a sudden...
>>142081276
It started when someone made a couple of threads with "Mods are faggots" and "I love mod dick". I think they are just butthurt.
>>142080808
Not a mod, just some advice. Please don't use "edition" and stop talking about mods in the OP. It's not that hard to make a non-cancerous OP.
>>142080808
Why is Reiner's tie burning?
>>142080808
27 volumes at least, two and a half arcs left. No wonder the pacing has slowed. Is next chapter going to have another long flashback?
>antagonizing the mods
This thread will last even less than the one before it
>>142081448
If editor-kun said we should read the first volume I suppose it has something to do with Armin and his parents. Or Reiner.
>Oh hello I'm a fujoshi and I'm posting cm/ shit here
>>142081615
Or something about the CT and the first shiganshina attack, since that's pretty much all the first volume was about.
>>142081337
They were already deleted before that and obviously because these threads are cancer.
>>142081657
Everyone remember this. Even with Marco's death editor-kun did not say a thing.
>>142080808
EH is canon.
>>142081817
It's supposed to be a big moment, if not the biggest moment in the series. Of course he wouldn't tell the readers to check for a minor detail, he's never done that and that would be weird.
I can't trust the editor. Remember WOAH?
>>142081992
Vaguely.
I can't remember which chapter he was hyping up though.
>>142082017
Chapter 59 for example.
>>142081637
What?
>>142082107
Heh.
>>142081615
Can a moonfag confirm this?
>>142081907
He could have said: read the first volume not only for Marco's death but with Annie saving Connie.
>>142082189
What are you even talking about? None of these happened in the first volume, the first volume ended in chapter 4.
>>142082252
>Chapter 4 ended in Eren getting swallowed by a titan to save Armin
I shouldn't get excited over this.
>>142082252
Sorry my mistake. Anyway, editor-kun could have said something about that. What is the difference with this month's chapter?
>>142080808
>edition
Burn it with fire, faggot.
>>142082319
>yfw it's just more ocean dialogue
>>142082476
Like I said, probably something that ties to the beginning of the series, which is the Shiganshina attack. The current situation is very similar to the first chapter.
>>142082319
Some parallelism maybe. But it is either Armin's parents and how he found the book or Isayama will show us how they died.
>>142082759
How Bert destroyed the wall?
>>142082835
Something involving the CT and Eren's house probably.
>>142082910
It could be possible.
It would be nice if we finally get to see Bert inside the titan next chapter. I wonder why Isayama still didn't show his reactions even though he had lots of opportunities.
>>142082319
Holy shit, Armin´s plan is to get eaten by CT and fuck him by the inside.
>>142083042
CT's reactions are enough. Same with FT, their titan faces can effectively portray their expressions.
>>142083100
Are you serious? CT was only expressive during Utgard and that's because he was screaming when he transformed.
>>142083066
CT doesn't eat people. He will be vaporized before getting close. Even if he pulls it off, fuck him inside how?
>>142083066
I keep telling myself he is going to be fine but I am afraid.
>>142083204
>Even if he pulls it off, fuck him inside how?
He'll swim to the side of the stomach in the boiling fluids and slightly pinch him with his blade. Plans only Armin could devise.
>>142083204
I suppose he will try to hit Armin.
>>142083258
Don't joke with that.
>>142083066
>>142083278
Bert doesn't care about Armin, he just wants to get Eren. He knows he can't catch a human with 3DMG.
>>142083161
Proof that he can be expressive. Isayma is better at faces now. Are you so sure Bert is emoting all the time inside the titan? He was calmed as fuck last time he was seen in person.
>>142083339
So he was expressionless when Eren and all of JSC kept insulting him?
I would Kyogin Historia, best Shingeki
Is Annie stillloveandcrystalized?
>>142083370
In this fight? Yes. He is finally resolved.
If the monkey titan can throw shit over the walls why do they even need to break any wall? He could have spammed titans by air since the beginning
>>142083320
Bert tried to kill Armin but Mikasa threw her blade. I don't know maybe he was trying to prove something.
>>142083604
>break Wall only once
>infinite titans coming in guaranteed
Come on m8.
Doesn't matter what plan Armin comes up with. Reiner will never let Bert die.
>>142083995
Unless he's a soldier.
>>142084007
I think this is going to happen. Just like Erwin, there's nothing more from Reiner. Even if he doesn't die, Zeke will kill him.
>>142081337
I made a "Mods are Fags" edition thread because mods are indeed fags. Will they delete my thread again if I make a "Water is Wet" edition?
>>142086145
See >>142081350
Why not make a thread that doesn't have meta cancer and memes in the OP instead? Just to make sure that it won't get deleted.
>>142086197
Because the thread got deleted after no rules - /a/ or global - were violated and I was mad.
>>142086273
Quality of posts and insulting mods are rules.
>>142086309
Posts were not low quality, and mods have always been able to be insulted. Read the rules faggot.
>>142086309
Is right.
>inb4 hurr salt
It's up to their fucking discretion.
>>142086380
Mods are moderators, not dictators. They have the ability to delete threads, but not absolute authority on what gets removed. If it violates rules then it can be removed, but it's not "up to their discretion" retard.
Remember snacks? Was he allowed to just delete all the shit he did? No, he got fired for it.
>>142086517
Not him but if he's a janitor and deletes SnK threads it's more likely to be promoted to a mod rather than being fired.
>>142086517
No one is going to stand and defend a thread that had an Anon RPing as a fictional character's wife you retarded faglord.
No one is going to be punished over deleting a thread from a notoriously cancerous fanbase who make daily threads containing little or no discussion.
At the rate things are going you ought to count yourself blessed that these threads aren't nuked on sight.
>>142080808
Why is Bert starring at Eren's chest?
>>142086925
Bert's chest is manlier but his self esteem is so low that he thinks Eren's is better.
Which one is the worse rapist?
>>142087637
Mikasa, but Bert is getting there.
>>142084007
He's not acting like one. Reiner is in warrior mode.
>>142083258
>He'll swim to the side of the stomach in the boiling fluids and slightly pinch him with his blade.
Stomach>>>>>>>>>nape
>>142088335
Oh yeah of course. He'll walk up to his nape and pinch him with his blade.
>>142088451
From inside?
>>142087637
BTB
>>142088483
Now that makes even more sense. He'll jump from his tongue to his nape, that must be how anatomy works.
>>142088576
Eh,no.
All Armin plans to do is exhaust Bort. He knows that Bort has some kind of special hatred towards him and he will try to get dangerously close to force him to waste his energy. There really is no other way.
>>142088575
>>142088761
You can claim the spine gets in the way but Bert IS the spine. Armin has long, durable swords that he can hang his weight from. He just has to stick the landing.
>>142088807
Not even Reiner deserves this.
>>142088807
Jealous
>>142088851
He'll be a piece of coal before he tries to cut through the trachea for the second time. If the handle's metal hasn't already melted his hands by this time.
>>142088851
And it's also 600 celsius in there.
>>142088977
>>142089026
Bert swallowed Ymir and she was fine, despite already being grievously injured.
Are we sure he's just as hot on the inside as the outside when he's bert bombing?
>>142088977
Armin who's never killed a titan and has horrendous physical ability somehow manages to pull all this already unrealistic crap off.
>>142088977
>>142089069
He also ate someone else for their gear and the gear was in perfect working condition.
>>142089071
Armin has enough physical strength to move Jean and use 3DMG which includes the core strength and their spiderman bullshit on rooftops. It isn't actually unrealistic.
>>142089279
Anon pls
>>142089279
You can't be serious
>>142089394
>>142089491
Do you have any way to actually refute it?
Literally the only thing stopping this from being a good idea is the fact that he can't use his gear. Bert opens his gaping maw pretty goddamn often.
>>142088807
Bert is so ugly looking. He looks mentally ill.
>>142089508
>Literally the only thing stopping this from being a good idea
is pretty much everything about it.
>>142089069
Ymir has regenerating ability, and metal gets darker, but don't lose the form unlesss it's made so.
>>142088787
Yeah, Bert dislikes Armin but I do not think he hates him.
>>142089666
Fine Satan.
It's more interesting and less destructive than the coordinate but you've gotten, what with your complete lack of points and everything.
If they got in Bert's mouth someone other than Armin could easily do it. So I guess that isn't the plan.
>>142089279
>They can't really aford to let anyone fail
Also anyone with half a muscle can move someone on the ground.
>>142089508
He's not proficient enough to utilize the 3Dmg to successfuly get eaten by Bert. What exactly does Bert exhausting his energy have to do with him getting inside and cutting his nape? It's more realistic that Armin will use himself to get Bert's attention. What the fuck is going through his head to think that Bert getting thinner means he should get eaten and cut him through the inside.
>>142089718
>Armin somehow pinching Bert's nape from his mouth is more interesting than the coordinate
Arminfags, everyone.
>>142089763
The point was that Armin can at least support his own weight or jump the distance of Bert's throat.
>>142089788
That first post wasn't me. It just caught my interest. Seeing a titan killed from the inside would be cool.
>>142089832
It would be funnier to watch Armin entering that brazen bull and getting stuck.
>>142089774
That's something extremely dangerous but it's something Armin would think. This guy has some suicidal tendencies.
>>142089774
I don't even think the 3DMG has enough force behind it to swing someone a huge distance, and they couldn't use it on any part of him. And there isn't a structure tall enough around. So using the gear is impossible. Bert's kept his mouth closed for most of the battle and only opens it when he ejects steam sometimes. Overall it's stupid but fun and relies entirely on plot convenience.
A battle of attrition is boring as fuck, will span many chapters and will be more costly to the SL.That's probably what will happen, interspersed with more ocean flashbacks. I hope you're happy.
>>142080808
In case you didn't know where this is from.
>>142090748
>switching Eren and Annie
>>142083066
Armin's plan is obviously to weaken CT, so Eren can fight him and that plan could lead to Armin possibly dying.
>>142090748
The love triangle between Eren, Annie and Bert.
Reminder
>>142090748
So, those are three grills in the picture it seems.
>>142091623
Oh Armin was mad.
>>142091623
>Annie wiped out the first Levi squad.
>Reiner wipes out the second.
>>142091947
It's like poetry
>>142091920
How's that mad? It's his usual smartass expression.
>You shouldn't steal bread Sasha, it's wrong!
>>142092851
I know, we have never seen him mad. I wonder Isayama will show that side of him someday.
>>142091623
>more proof that Mikasa is edgy
>>142086712
There are at least 25 worse threads in the catalog at any given moment. I'm not counting myself blessed for shit, nigger.
>>142086712
Pretty much and that's not even the worst thing in these threads.
>>142090916
Let's face it, there is no way Armin is dying.
>>142094910
Because of his narrator role or in general because he's a main shingeki?
>>142086712
No one is saying these threads are full of quality discussions, only that they keep up with the /a/ standard.
>>142095205
No, they don't. But you'd have to browse /a/ outside of your garbage general to know that. Kill yourself and go RP in your tumblr, you cum guzzling shitstain.
>>142096174
You sure they don't? Go ahead and check the tokyo ghoul and eva threads then.
>>142094998
Both.
For some reason I really wanna see Bert fucking the shit out of Armin's mouth to make him shut up. That'd be so satisfying.
There is no Titans outside of those walls, believe me. You all know me, I'm a billionaire for christ sakes, born in Wall Sina. Do you think i'd be here if there were fifty meter tall titans around? I've never seen anything like it, we have kids running around screaming about titans. 'They will kill us all! Enlist in the Scouting Legion today!' I'm the only Titan around here, this is just silly.
>casually bumping your trash off page 9 and 10 every hour because no one gives a flying fuck about your shit general
How do you not kill yourselves?
>>142099132
Please fuck off back to Kabashitti of the Normie Fortress
>>142099209
He's right though. Stop bumping this dead thread with cancerous rp.
>>142099209
>landwhale projects like crazy when faced with reality
Every time. Off yourself, waste of oxygen.
>>142099337
>he actually likes kotif
LOL
Mikasa > Eren > Reiner > Krista > Ymir > Bertholdt ? > Annie > Armin? > Jean > Marco > Mina ? > Connie? > Sasha? > Meat
I want Reiner to find happiness. ;_;
Disproving all these "Bert is a falso god" faggots.
Bert's full name means bright ruler.
Go to Genesis 1:15 and it reads "and let them be LIGHTS in the value of the sky to give light on the earth: and it was so"
Bright = light
1 x 15 = 15 but times that by 2 and it equals 30
Bert was born on 12/30. 12 divided by 30 is 2/5. There are 1,533 verses in the book of Genesis. 2/5s of 1,533 is 613 rounded. There are 613 Commandments in the Old Testament Law of Moses. Coincidence? I think not.
This is for Jews aka Ignorant Devil Spawn to learn by:
If you go to Deuteronomy(Deut) 12:30(Bert's Birthday) of these commandments, under "The Worship of False Gods and Related Practices", it reads "Do not seek to learn the ways of the false gods in order to follow them." This is referring to the fact that seeking anything outside of Bert as a God is ignoring facts and basing your preferences and opinions does not make Bert any less of a God. These rules are commonly broke by Jews/Devil Spawn.
He is in fact your God and you need to accept that and join Berbism
>>142100603
Manlet should piss on Bert.
>>142101368
Not this.
>>142100603
>someone took the time to do this
I don't know if the fact that I read it makes it worse.
>>142101852
>Not dedicating yourself to your God
That's not very sane.
>>142101832
Bert is everybody's urinal, whether you like it or not.
>>142102031
That's Reiner.
>>142102031
True, everybody should piss on him.
>>142102074
He'll be blessed with humanity's golden water.
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