When I have conversations with people most of the time I will replay everything that is being said as if it was being transmitted over cybercoms from GITS SAC with that sound effect on it because I think it sounds better that way.
Does anyone else do this?
I post to anime image boards and sage my posts to be more politely Japanese.
>>142025932
I will politely anti-sage your post because I want the bumps.
When working out at the gym. I imagine having a dragon ball aura effect. I even do the power up pose while yelling. After I lift.
I hold my phone like L does whenever I'm talking to someone
>>142025506
I do some push ups everyday and eat a banana or two mat my hair down with gel put on a cape then I find the neighbors dog and yell WAAAAN PAAAANCH and punch the dog. Sometimes that doesn't work though so I have to kick the dog first then punch it. After it gets mad I get on the other side of the fence and tell the dog that I'm just an average guy working as an average superhero. Then I pee pee in my other neighbors bird pool and run across the street as fast as I can because I pretend I'm super fast but sometimes I get flipped off so I just say "ok" to the driver and go home and shit in my house while watching anime.
>>142027053
You hold your phone like this?
>>142025506
Do you really think anyone else does that?
>>142027524
I don't know. I can't be the only one who thought it sounded cool.
>>142027343
>>142027053
Oh god I knew a turbo autist that did this. So gross.
>>142025506
>say nani when confused instead of what
>point to self in jap way pic related
>rub back of head when embarrassed with eyes closed
>>142025506
You memorized all the gits sac conversations? Even the one with the laughing man?
>>142029338
No I meant that when I'm talking to someone I'll take the conversation and reply it in my head with the sound effect on it concurrently with the real life conversation.
It gets confusing sometimes.
>>142029445
>>142029338
Replay it in my head. Not reply.
>>142025506
I'm German but I only watch English subs.
I'm starting to thinking in English.
It's getting to the point where German words sound weird and English is more comfortable.
Every time I try to make a German sentence I have to think take a second and think about whether it sound normal or not.
Words like "Lautsprecher" or "Kopfhörer" sound fucking dumb.I should probably go outside and talk to people.
>>142029544
I do exactly the same thing. I can't handle my mother tongue French, it sounds so weird. English is a superior langage
I wish there were subs IRL. It's really hard to understand some people.
>>142029544
As a fluid bilingual who started favoring english heavily over the other one, you gotta keep practicing in both or you will lose your ability to speak and write properly. I can read just fine though.
>>142029544
you should go outside more Germans are more prone to autism and need interaction more than most
>>142025506
I learn Japanese just to read couple of untranslated LNs and manga.
>>142030030
>Germans are autism may may
Fuck off retard.
>>142029544
I'm Pole and i also think in english quite often. Not only because animu, but mostly because, well, english begin modern latin i think?
Funny enough, i would rate my english at 6/10 most, i'm selflearner, i'm capable of holding conversation, but i imagine it would sound hilarious for native speaker.
>>142030602
prove to me they are not nigger every single kraut i met was fucking autismo incarnate
http://www.autismdailynewscast.com/german-company-recruits-employees-with-autism/13453/laurel-joss/
>>142030695
>I'm Pole and i also think in english quite often
Are you me?
>>142025506
Learned Japanese for obscure porn games.
>he has conversations with people
>thinks he's normie, senpai.
I push up my glasses with my middle finger
One time back in high school I was freaking out because I was mistakenly given a referral. When the admin rescinded it I did I slight bow and said thank you very much while holding my backback by the handle like a Japanese schoolbag.
>>142030720
but smalltalk is a programming language
>>142031149
No, i'm quite sure i'm me
>>142027343
He looks as if the driver was an alcohol
>>142031149
No he must be me.
Sometimes I even forget words in my own language but somehow know exactly what I want to say in english.
>>142032216
No i'm not. As I said before, I'm quite sure I'm me.Also, i sometimes found it easier to use english too.
Damn globalisation
![Ghost in the shell.mkv_snapshot_00.46.02_[2016.05.27_00.22.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6h5ZAxz.jpg "Ghost in the shell.mkv_snapshot_00.46.02_[2016.05.27_00.22.55].jpg")
>>142025506
I've started learning C and became a professional software developer.
>>142031591
>I push up my glasses with my middle finger
That's not anime shit, that's just a quick way to adjust your glasses.
>>142029158
>rub back of head when embarrassed with eyes closed
I do this.
My friend used to do the "walk with hands interlocked behind head" shit, usually leaning back or looking up along with it.
I told him "you know animators only drew characters that way so they wouldn't have to animate their arms moving". He probably got embarrassed because he stopped doing it immediately and I never saw him do it again.
I made this pose a lot in an effort to become more like Heero.
>>142033604
I do this subconsciously sometimes, shits comfy and beats having your hands in your pockets or just hanging by the side
I chought myself "thss"ing the other day
One of my friends told me i have been doing that for a long time
>>142033860
are you trying to become an heero?
>>142025506
Before I enter the ring in amateur kicking boxing fights. I train via push ups and drink plenty of juice.
>>142029544
I love how in some countries, speaking a lot of English is the mark of a weeaboo.
>>142036201
I don't get this one.
>>142025506
JoJo posing when people ask for a comedic photo.
Slightly bowing when saying sorry
Rubbing head and closing eyes
Walking with hands behind the head
Rubbing my nose with my arm when attempting to do something amazing while being smug
Adjusting invisible glasses a la Log Horizon
>>142029158
>>142032654
>rub back of head when embarrassed with eyes closed
Jesus Christ. Even at the height of my combined weebdom and lack of self awareness at around age 16, I wasn't that autistic.
>>142037177
Sometimes when I'm sitting down in a field of grass, I like to tear some up and throw it into the air while laughing like a bad guy. Then I look over my right shoulder.
>>142037261
Liar
>>142037352
I like to read alone at dusk near the water.
>>142037188
Are you me?
Every time someone calls me cute I reply "b-baka" and dislocate their jaw with a straight punch
I've started like a dozen street fights so far
all my friends and i love Jojo, and we all greet each other by going "yoooooooo" and strike poses randomly. we also add u's to the end of words (like "Nicu" instead of nice)
Pretending to power up when I'm angry or agitated, which consists of me vibrating my head
>>142025506
Sometimes, I scream ZA WARUDO outside.
>>142038471
>>142038230
>>142037855
>>142037188
>Jojofags are the most consistently autistic
What a surprise
>>142038522
how is it autistic to pose for a comedic photo?
>>142033990
u wot
>KUSO
>>142038522
>not wanting to yell za warudo
What a fag
>>142029544
Same here.
I almost only think in English
I think I only curse in my native language
>>142038522
fuck you boi i like jojo
>>142039011
I blame Americans. English is infectious.
>>142038774
shit, I do this one
>>142039110
I fear that if I learn Japanese I will start thinking in Japanese too and lose the rest of my ability to talk to people
speak with confidence
>>142038230
JoJo is great man, I've a friend that is borderline normalfag and we often do the LEROLEROLERO.
![[HorribleSubs] Mobile Suit Gundam - Iron-Blooded Orphans - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.13_[2015.11.15_13.41.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LdH15d1.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mobile Suit Gundam - Iron-Blooded Orphans - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.13_[2015.11.15_13.41.54].jpg")
I say generic anime battle phrases when playing video games.
I bow and nod my head a lot when I'm speaking and I feel anxious so I don't meet their eyes.
I also start speaking in short sentences quickly. Like you see Japanese people talking in interviews and shit.
And I start rambling in
English sometimes, I forget easy words and I get stuck constantly in my native language.
But don't go out a whole lot so I don't really care.
>>142039533
It's not autistic if everyone does it.
>>142039154
kuso, I do this one
>>142039533
such as?
>>142039949
Cocking my head to the right with a questioning expression if something doesn't make sense
It's starting to bother me
>>142040109
>not saying all of those in Japanese
what even are you kisama?
>>142040180
ARE YOU HUMAN OR KANABE
When I leave I turn around and wave my hand and say "see ya" over my shoulder
Whenever people criticize NEETs I like to sit in front of my computer and scream WATASHITACHI WA NINGEN DAAAAAAAA
>>142029158
>>142032654
>>142037261
Wait wait wait wait waitwaitwait
Hold the phone
I almost exclusively watch entry level shit, and I never come to this board. This is my first time here in years.
Is rubbing your neck when embarrassed a secret weeb thing or something? Thats just my normal response to embarrassment or being uncomfortable. It's like rubbing your temples if your frustrated- I don't do that in particular, but it's the same kinda thing. So are you sure y'all are just interpreting an easy-to-animate type of body language as weebish in nature only because it's such a prominent motion?
Cus I mean, what the fuck?
>>142040219
ORE WA KISAMA DA
>>142040293
Same here makes me cringe at myself cant help it
>>142040456
KISAMA
ARE YOU KISAMA OR KABANERI
>>142040503
>>142040456
>>142040219
>>142040408
deep breathes anon.
We all do it. Just learn to be a normal person by copying the other people around you, its usually called autism but I think most anons just watch so much anime they forget what real people are like.
>>142025506
fap to anime girls
Anyone post in threads about social behaviors they did in real life that they know are embarrassing but anime has so influenced their way of thinking that its second nature to the point where merely pointing it out makes them feel like they want to die?
>>142037188
Absolute autism
>>142040721
I feel embarassed but dont want to die
>>142040408
If 4you cant tell you're a weeb mang
>adjust glasses when everything goes according to keikaku
tl: keikaku means plan
>>142025506
I bow to people a lot.
>>142032654
I also do this.
Didn't know I did these things until a co-worker pointed it out.
![[DmonHiro] Sasami-san@Ganbaranai - Episode 08 - Strategic Solitude (BD, 720p) [784A035C].mkv_snapshot_03.45_[2016.01.13_13.32.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gXLM3qY.jpg "[DmonHiro] Sasami-san@Ganbaranai - Episode 08 - Strategic Solitude (BD, 720p) [784A035C].mkv_snapshot_03.45_[2016.01.13_13.32.17].jpg")
>>142040699
>he faps to anime girls
>>142040808
In his defense walking with hands behind your head is super good for easier breathing and is helpful to do while cooling off from a workout (particularly cardio).
>>142033604
Oh fuck is this true?
>>142025506
When going out for a run in high school, I would sprint like this this when I knew no one was watching.
Unless you're speed skating, there's no reason not to pump your arms to go faster.
>>142025506
I sometimes do something similar when I talk to myself in my head
>>142040408
It's specifically the back of your head, with your eyes closed. If you're just rubbing the back of your neck you're a normal human being, anon.
>>142040348
We meet again.
>>142033604
>mfw played kingdom hearts as a 9 year old
>sora used to do it all the time
>i do it since then
Holy shit, this thread is making me laugh
I'm so embarrassed for /a/.
I push up my glasses by the bridge with my middle finger, or on occasion middle and index finger together.
I don't feel like I picked this up from anime on a conscious level, but it seems like a pretty anime gesture nonetheless.
>>142041072
Jesus H. fucking Christ my tested turbo autist cousin does this shit, makes me want to shoot myself from second hand embarrassment
>>142041277
>Getting embarrassed on the account of someone else
I envy you
>Been consistently watching anime for almost 20 years
>Don't do any of this shit
I'm actually disappointed in myself.
>>142033604
Do it leaning against walls feels comfy
>>142040293
fuck I do this
also whenever I want to express slight embarrassement over something I did I catch myself trying to do the ":P" emote
makes me want to kill myself everytime
I used to close my eyes when smiling, looking back I wish I could've punched myself.
Rubbing the back of my head when nervous and shit. I used to force it but it comes naturally now._____my gf_____does this cringy shit where she uses random japanese words like nani sore, oyasumi and many, many others.
>>142029544
This so much. Native spanish speakere here.
>>142042400
>my gf
Disgusting subhuman
>>142037261
You sound like an asshole. That's pretty normal behavior, and for people like me closing your eyes to avoid eye contact is also normal
I say ''iku'' and ''kimochi'' when beating my meat
I use "baka" a bit too often. Otherwise not much.
You're a baka lindsy
>>142042400
I say oyasumi to my girlfriend everynight. Nothing else, not desu, not kawaii, nothing, just oyasumi.
>>142042962
Wh-why squid?
calling my brother onichan
and my friend calls me senpai simply because Im 3 months older, it makes me cringe
Sometimes I'll use nonsense words in a sentence if I'm with friends to be silly like:
>that was some cool-ass shit you pulled back there baka desu sempaitachisama
>>142039110
*freedom is infectious
>>142033604
Some athletes do this after exercise to get more air in their lungs, not just turbo autists like you and your friend.
>>142043310
>onichan
that's rude, he's not a demon!
>>142043444
This, and it allows your diaphragm to rest, so it relieves cramps as well.
And its comfy
>>142043509
onii-chan*
>>142043220
Ika is squid stupid
>>142033990
>thss
what?
cracking my fingers like they do in Tokyo Ghoul
it works
>>142040293
>>142040461
Oh shit I didn't realize I did this. It doesn't look that bad though, does it?
>>142044441
I hope not. I do it all the fucking time.
>>142029158
this is the type of anti-social weeb stuff i wanted to see
>>142025506
say yare yare daze
>>142044931
pls no bully
>>142025506
Some nights, I go downtown and I put on a frilly dress and attack homeless people while yelling chunni things
>>142045062
pics or it didnt happen
>>142042647
You just sound retarded
>>142032542
No one does anything in C anymore, you filthy lying weeb.
>>142045033
i will bully you all
I fall face first into girl's vaginas all the time. And I'm comstantly keeping horny women at bay.
I can't help it, I'm just a helpless weeb.
>>142025506
I had practiced Sanosuke Punch Technique. Its physics theory is very convincing for 9 yo me.
>>142029544
are you ich? geht mir auch so :D
>>142045399
9 year old me truly believed as well :(
>>142029158
You're the type of little shit kid I completely pretend not to know anything about anime around.
And I'm a fucking artfag, hundreds of shows watched, oldfag, etc.
Fuck you and fuck off with this garbage. This is what makes 'otaku' cringe worthy.
>>142045399
Futae No Kiwami, ahh.
>>142038034
10/10
I pretend to do the Spirit Gun and the Kamehameha secretly
yup insecure little faggot there are plenty of us guys that do sports fucked plenty of girls and still weeb out
This shit is why I don't tell anyone I watch anime
fuck all of you, I can't express my interest in things without being associated with turbo autists
>>142045233
i've started 2 C projects this year. a few other ppl i know in irc started some too. plenty of others are easily searchable if you care to put any effort into trying to falsify your statement. regardless, get rekt noob.
meant >>142047003
for
>>142046002
i do plenty of sports including kickboxing lift weights and have been married for 4 years mr art fag
>>142025506
Sometimes I stay inside and watch anime instead of do productive things but that's as bad as it gets.
>>142047064
yeah but you're grammar sucks and you can't even reply properly, so who's the real loser here?
>>142047023
>not being /fit/ /k/ and /a/ masterrace
> not getting girls to dress up as school girls maid etc during sexy time
>not lifting for your waifu
plebs
>>142042400
How much does she weigh?
>>142047115
I've been drinking nigger and fucked up my post
I'll be sober in the morning and my wife will be here and so will the gym and so will my hard drive full of chinese cartoons
When I'm in a car with built in GPS that has a zoomed out view of the streets around me at an angle I pretend I'm in a mech floating over the area.
Also pretend I'm in a mech when going 60-80MPH on the highway in or out of town.
>>142047115
>you're grammar sucks
kek
hitting girls hard in the face
>>142047373
wut?
>>142047003
I can second this
put hand on girls heads and rub when drunk as fuck. idk why i do it, it makes me cringe so hard but i can't control the drunk me
I listen to only eurobeat when driving my shitbox
>>142029544
Gleiches hier
>NANI?! when something surprises me
>KISAMA
>YAMEROOOOO
thankfully I only do it when nobody else can hear
When I'm in class and not busy taking notes, I'm Gendo posing.
It just feels so comfy.
I draw porn for a living. I keep it pretty vanilla though
No one in my family knows about this, they think I trade stocks online it something.
I want to tell them that im a huge fucking weeb that draws porn, but im scared of the backlash. Is this what gay people feel like when they're scarred of coming out?
>>142047838
I give my imouto head pats all the time
>>142026860
I do this too, but I pretend I'm a mech and my parts are being strained to the point where stuff begins to fall off.
>>142037188
>Slightly bowing when saying sorry
This is fairly normal . No one even bats an eye if you're asian.
>Walking with hands behind the head
Also quite normal though normally only for short periods.
>>142050793
Link us some of your porn
>>142026860
Anime is literally the only reason I go to the gym. Mostly Dragon Ball Z but also some Berserk and Kenshiro.
>>142025506
I bought a trumpet because of Sora no Woto, and now I'm trying to learn it.
>scream YAMEROOOOOOOO whenever something intense happens during vidya
>screaming like DIO when i'm alone
>doing JoJo posses in the mirror after a shower
>>142051635
Don't give up anon
I started playing volleyball because of haikyuu.
>>142025506
I roll myself up like Erio when I go to sleep.
Whenever I re-watch an anime I like, I at times pause the video and rewind certain parts, like, cute parts or parts that have a cool musical OST in an attempt to remix it and pretend I'm a DJ at a club.
But then I realize nobody is here, and that I'm just an awkward faggot.
I picture "if I made youtube videos, I'd remix it like this" etc etc.
>>142052148
>>scream YAMEROOOOOOOO whenever something intense happens during vidya
>not screaming NANI?!?!?! every time something surprising happens
>>142029544
Latvian here, I read books in English, movies, pretty much everything. My Latvian has just gone downhill for a while now. I can't really write essays and stuff like that well anymore, because I'm thinking in English and translating into Latvian fucks up the flow and it just doesn't sound right.
>>142047838
Oh christ I used to do this too. Sometimes when I caught myself doing it I would wander off to have a smoke to try and cover my embarrassment.
I always have cold feet/legs so I sometimes wear thigh highs when I goto bed, or if its just cold and I will be at a desk all day.
>>142052747i do that too
>>142027343
I did that before i saw death note to be honest. I thought my hand would get my phone dirty so i held it like that
>>142025506
I go itatatatata when I get hurt.
I yell kusou when I get pissed.
Pray itekimasu when I leave the house and tadaima when I get home.
>>142053421
Almost forgot, I also bow respectfully to my boss and my clients.
>>142040165
Heh I do that too.
Mostly minor stuff like:
"Aa!" instead of "Oh!"
"Heee" instead of "Hmmm"
"Eh?" instead of "Huh?"
"Maa" instead of "Well"
