http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
how do you deal with people who say Jojo is gay?
Do you guys think koichi is a top or a bottom?
>>142022801
Call them out for kissing girls
What a bunch of faggos
>>142022513
Fuck koichi
>>142022834
Fuck off Rohan
PV WHEN???
>>142023626
It was just a prank, Johnny was going to show that he could walk at the end of the race, but with Gyro gone the joke had no purpose
>>142023629
Jorge Joestar == canon af
>>142023766
>eatinganapplewithgingivitis.jpg
>>142022513
>>142022663
Guanglai makes the best faces
Has a character in JoJo ever made you feel genuine disappointment?
For me it's Urmd Avdol, I just pretend that he never existed
post Yasuho theories
I thinks he's annoying as fuck and is ruining the show for me.
>>142023898
She's a Yasu-ho
>>142023883
And let's not forget Not-Stroheim.
>>142023913
He dies soon, don't worry
>>142023898
I want to shoot her
>>142023883
I misread that as just Avdol and got mad
>>142023994
>Alternate Johnny is a serial killer who targets girls with bites.
>>142024012Muhammad was just as useless in SCEven Kakyoin got more development than him
>>142023959
F. V. Stroheim had a few lines and a personality he was a decent throwback, Urmd Avdol was hyped up and immediately ate shit
>>142024047
Kakyoin is best Crusader.
Rohan a shit.
>>142024041
>Iwasuke is his dog
>Iwasuke's actual name is Danny
>>142024080
Leave, Kak is shit
>>142023898
she's an aphex sister
>>142023883
Guess, she was clearly supposed to leave the Prison in part 6 as you can see her in art with the rest of the part 6 cast after FF died
>>142024080
>not Polnareff
objectively the best
>>142022813
Bottom
>>142024093
>Serial killer Johnny uses Tusk Act 4 to bury his victims so deep, no one can find them.
>Buried so much bodies, the very earth begins to split and rise as an unintended side effect of spin energy.
>This is what causes alternate universe Wall-Eyes.
>>142024080
Fuck off, Emily
>>142022813
I think he's a toptier bottom
>>142024047
Last-minute character development is not much of an accomplishment.
>>142024080
Shockingly bad taste, Emily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dr54mIy34U
>not posting the PV
Stop talking about the Hirose's
What would you do if [BEST GHOST] appeared in part 8 to help gappy solve this mystery
>>142024293
>A good chunk of the PV is Koichi prancing around trying to get the lock off the bathroom.
>>142024315
I would question a lot of things, since that wouldn't be possible.
Unless SBRverse Kira coincidentally also has a ghost that dresses like the same way.
>>142024276
Johnny paints himself like a rock. He then kills our Johnny
>yfw Koichi pisses himself tomorrow
>>142023883
Most of the SDC cast I feel like didn't get quite enough action to really shine. Especially Iggy, his concept as a grumpy old dog with an OP stand was amazing but he didn't ever do anything until near the end.
FemAnasui turning into a man was very disappointing to me because she was best girl as fuckand I'm a huge yurifag.
>>142024453
>>142024492
>Echoes Act 5
>Koichi vibrates out of the universe.
>>142024516
Wait, what's Act 4?
>>142024525
It increases the gravity on particular individuals that Koichi has defeated, causing them to shrink to his size.
>>142024477
Annasui was always male, even with the short hair, FF makes a comment on it when he first talks
>>142024525
He speaks death
>>142024525
It teleports to mista and makes him check this
>>142024308
>stop talking about the hiroses
>he says as he posts Yasuho's nrother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGFLh0OGyDc
>>142024080
Kakyoin is pretty good but he's no Polnareff
Complete this using a single stand.
>>142024626
Nigga, you suck.
>>142024626
You dropped something
>>142024477
Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this, but the thing needed some filler or something to develop characters more, since the fights were mostly just one of them getting rekt and then Jotaro glaring at the villain until he won.
>>142024630
>NROTHER
damn rockmen and their wierd family units
>>142024645
>>142024645
No
>>142024685
SDC doesn't need any more filler, what it needs is the character development spread out so its not 85% Polnareff, 14% Jotaro, 1% everyone else
>>142024814
Act 4, send him away!
no weakness
where's the f.f. deepthroating
>>142024899
>>142024576
She asked if he really was a man though. Hinting at the change. He was a girl before going all tranny
>>142024921
[BUT IN THE STONE AGE] is Chris Chan's stand [THE SUN]
>>142024477
You could take Kakyoin out of SDC and nothing would change. What a shame.
>>142024845
I love the fuck out of Polnareff, but I agree, I only started liking Kakyoin about a minute before he died because he barely had any development until that.
>>142025006
fuck.
>>142024626
You mean this
So, was Gyro's father the reincarnation of Pucci or something?
>>142025012
Yeah, and I also feel like he had one good fightwhich is death 13
>>142025006
Tfw the only stand he defeated was Death 13, and no one in-universe remembers
>>142025143
He always felt like Will to me, Gyro being Caesar
>>142025152
Yeah that was the other solitary moment of character development he had.
>>142025143
No HP was, that's Mario or William, in part 7 everyone had crazy facial hair
>>142025152
He only had two fights in the entire part
>>142025171
Tower of Gray, which was completely unremarkable
>>142025143
He looks like Mario Zeppeli with a bizarre beard instead of a mustache.
Can someone please make this transparent?
>>142025220
>tfw I remember Tower of Gray was literally 1 chapter long
Didn't David adapt it into an entire episode?
If Italy didn't exist, everyone in the Jojo universe would be happy
>WORSE COMPANY
>>142025269
I think the bulk of the episode was them leaving the estate in japan and the first part of Strength
>>142025296
Highway Go Go
>>142025143
SBR =/= ORIGNAL JOJOVERSE/IRENEVERSE
I really hope this is b8
>>142025275
Yeah fuck Italy!
>>142022801
I tell them that there is nothing inherently gay about muscular dudes, feminine men with dick-sucking lips and seductive bedroom eyes, or incredibly fabulous fashion.
Or I'll show them this pic and ask them to reconsidertheir sexuality. Thanks for getting me into cute boys, JoJo
>>142025296
>Murderer Empress
>>142025355
God you're a fucking idiot.
>>142025355
He means counterpart characters not ireneverse reincarnations, probably
>>142024080
That is a funny way to spell Polnareff, Anon.
>>142025296
SHINING
ANGRY
RAGING
D I A M O N D
>I've seen it all.
>>142025296
>DEADLY QUEEN'S HEART ATTACK
>>142024645
Fuck you
>>142025296
Get hyped for Zipper Man and Lil Bomber in 1-2 years.
Does liking Killer Queen count as being into furry stuff?
>>142025401
>bara dudes with pretty faces who resemble classical statues
>feminine men with dick-sucking lips and seductive bedroom eyes
>fabulous fashion.
Why is Jojo so SEKAI ICHI
Is Jotaro really that autistic to not figure out that was Polnareff? Same haircut, same clothes, same FUCKING EARINGS! And plus before this Polnareff and Jotaro were looking for an enemy stand user. Like Jesus fucking Christ Jotaro get a grip!
>>142025518
It counts for being a straight up weirdo.
>>142025511
Zipper Man vs Fisher Man was a good fight
>>142025518
No.
>>142025536
I think it was a mix of Autism and just a lack of care.
>>142025539
>implying you wouldn't tap that
>>142025375
One chapter in Italy and we see a thug bribing cops and stealing money and luggage. As a pastalander I must say that's pretty accurate.
>>142025536
but jotaro IS autistic, anon. i dont mean it in a bad way he literally is.
>>142025637
>>142025536
His autism is his super power.
>>142025637
I know I was just asking if he was just THAT autistic.
>>142025544
I dunno, I prefer Golden Wind and Six Bullets vs. Green Tea myself
>>142025536
Jotaro is the Ryan Gosling of JoJo
>>142025536
not to mention pol could've just summoned chariot and it would've been clear in an instant
a whole lot of things in SDC could've been solved by them just summoning their damn stands
>>142023898
OkuYASU(HO).
>>142025709
>Not liking Doppio using Eulogy to fight Metalcore
>>142025742
I wonder how Josuke would react to learning he's part Kira in another universe
>>142025770
>Implying Nail vs Sphere Crusher wasn't better
>>142025822
He wouldn't because he has two counterparts and Jousuke isn't one of them
>>142025836
...Tusk vs Ball Breaker?
>>142025881
Why the fuck does Josuke get two counterparts?
>Wired Beck+Dire DHA
>"Do I have to work with one of your kind?"
>"You don't really have much of a choice, man."
>Dire does his TCSA as Beck does that flying charge thing.
>Dire is immediately ripped apart and his Ripple charged hands hit Beck in the face.
>"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>"KO!"
>>142025933
No dignity
Just imagine, we might see Spicy Lady fight Infamous Huge in anime form. What a time to be alive.
What if Dio fused with Avdol and not Jonathan
what kind of stand would Stroheim have?
Who is best Jojo?and why is it egg boy?
Rella Rella Rella
>>142026058
[99 RED BALLONS]
Choose one part that you'd prolong and the reason
>DiU
Would've loved to see those characters interact more and have more slife of life moments, such as Yukako and Koichi dating, Okuyasu Josuke trying to loose their virginity GTO style while Joseph directs'em
>>142026047
[WORLD'S OOOON FIYAH]!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKGRgiQj6LE
>>142023959
for such an old character stroheim still looks good
>>142026091
420 let me pass
>>142026002
I'm looking forward to Lovable Guns Vs Candid Yolk
>>142026110
Stone Ocean so they could've fixed the loose ends it had
>>142026058
[Goodbye Blue Sky]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8JJfvx-gJU
>>142026110
This. Maybe not as weird as them actively attempting to lose their virginity but something slice of lifey would be great.
>>142026047
Wouldn't Abdul have nappy hair?
>>142026047
He would have killed Jotaro.
>>142025258
>>142025965
Gives me an idea, create a DHA for a Jojo pair of your choosing.
>Weather Report and Speedwagon
>Weather Report starts off the DHA by causing lightning to strike his opponent, Speedwagon commentates cooly
>WR then makes it rain frogs on the opponent, Speedwagon attempts to commentate but starts to get confused
>WR unleashes Heavy Weather and turns his enemy into a snail, Speedwagon's completely lost it at this point going "Wait- I thought you had the ability to control weather?!"
>>142026263
Isn't he Egyptian? He'd have something in between black and Arabic hair right?
>>142026218
He would have Run Like Hell
>>142026369
What does DHA mean?
>>142026110
SBR to give it a few more good fights to outweigh the shittier ones (like the Boomboom fight) and include more interactions between characters (it would probably improve characters like Sandman, Mountain Tim and Pocoloco).
>>142026263
his ponytail has straight hair though
he's Egyptian anyway, there's a lot of different races there
>>142026369
EoH was lazy, I can't believe they didn't do protag-antag DHA's,
>Jonathan and Dio rugby tackle
>DIO and Diavolo trap people in-between stairs
>Tusk act 4 invaded GER's dimension and they both beat up the opponent
>>142026363
Thanks
>>142026478
Dual Heat Attacks, like the ones used in eyes of heaven.
>>142026507
I thought it was some rattail and dreadlock hybrid
>>142026369
>>142026510
See that's what EoH should've been like
If we had more stuff like that or the Dio and Giorno one I could forgive it a little moreI'm not even a Josephfag and he should've gotten one with his older and younger versions
>>142022513
How many of you are buying this game when its localized?
>>142026622
I hope it comes to PC.
>>142026622
I'll probably pick it up, play for an hour, get mad and turn it off.
>>142026622
I will
>>142026669
never ever
>>142026478
>>142026565
Dio
Hates
Animals
>>142026622
Reluctantly picking it up. Already got the Japanese version and it's shit. But this is out of support for bringing more Jojo west.
>>142026622
no ps4
>>142026622
It's coming out physically right?
>>142026766
>>142026779
>>142026669
I played the demo and it was actually pretty fun. The only person I had a problem fighting was Iggy and thats because hes short, fast, and runs away a lot. Some parts feel very PS2 but overall the combat can be fun.
>>142026896
What made it shit for you?
>>142026948
Yeah I think so.
>tfw planning on buying jojoveller, jojo-ago-go, and jojo 6251
>want to spend all that money on Western version.
>oh wait, never ever
how am I supposed to show them how much money I'd spend if I can't.
>>142026959
the combat isn't good, and the story is jotaro wank
>>142027075
The game play I can tell would be much more fun played online or with friends. Its not the best combat, its very simple in my opinion.
>>142026622
I hope there's some more memeworthy translations like "Everything's coming up Kira!"
>>142026074
>>142027165
Theres a few lines between Jotaro and Kakyoin during their dual heat attack thats all about sumo wrestling so I'm sure theres a meme in there.
>>142025411
uh huh yeah go on
>>142024884
Yagiyama said that Paisley Park could do something new when backed into a clrner.
Was the object choosing stuff the new power, it does Paisley still hold secrets?
>>142025339
I find this pretty unlikely since they fought against Polnareff and Dark Blue Moon before fighting against Forever.
>>142025637
Wait seriously? Like that's canon?
>>142025536
Why is every JoJo character too autistic to figure out anyone dressed like a clown is probably a stand user?
Only 4 months until best girls
>>142027515
only a couple years until the best girl
>>142027373
What are you talking about? They look normal to me
>>142022801
Why would I? They're not wrong.
>>142027585
What's her name again?
>>142026369
Okuyasu + Keicho
>"Don't screw up."
>"HAI, ANIKI!"
>Okyasu rushes at the opponent and knocks them down
>As they try to get up, he pushes their head into The Hand's fist and holds them there, mimicking when he holds Koichi at the gate
>"ANIKI!"
>"All who interfere with our goal ..."
>Keicho takes aim using the bow and either a regular-ass arrow or a bunch of soldiers holding themselves in the overall shape of an arrow with a Navy SEAL with his knife drawn out as the tip
>"Must fall!"
>Shoots straight at the enemy's head as Oku lets go
>"I guess you're not entirely useless."
>"Oh! You really mean that?"
>>142027585
La La La La Lola
>>142027373
>anyone dressed like a clown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOsOcopQ4HY
>>142027585
>>142027602
I was browsing /fa/ and this thread and I thought I was on /fa/ for a second. Looks about right.
>>142027206
Those lines were in the manga, during Wheel of Fortune.
>>142025296
>Very Spicy Jalapeño
>Heaven's Entrance
>Pearl Jelly
>Mouss
>Hyper Mosquito
>Riddle
>Nuclear Heart Dad
>>142027676
this was one of the best lewd scenes in jojo
even though it wasn't that lewd
>>142027718
>Daiya
>>142027745
daiya ranks higher
>>142027625
>>Keicho takes aim using the bow and either a regular-ass arrow or a bunch of soldiers holding themselves in the overall shape of an arrow with a Navy SEAL with his knife drawn out as the tip
>mfw
This is fucking goldo.
>>142027715
Road Sun
Underhanded Shenanigan
Young Male III Adult
>>142024215
Did any of the rest even have a real story arc?
>>142027585
If part 7 get's adapted. David has pretty much confirmed they're going up to part 6. They said they're interested in doing 7 and 8 but it would be difficult because of the massive tone change, the more realistic art, and the transition from shonen to seinen.
>>142024899http://i.imgur.com/uVSbwFZl.jpg
>>142027625
>>142027773
The games need more of this shit. As great as recreating manga panels is, it's super limited
>>142027602
What is this? I always see it on Jojo threads.
Joseph > Jonathan > Jotaro
2 > 1>= 3
Where is RHCP's dick?
>>142028013
Thanks anon
>>142027335
No.
>>142028206
stands don't have reproductive organs
So when they finish with Yukako's episodes do you think they'll give us a peek of Tonio at the end or leave the restaurant for the OVAs and go straight to RHCP instead?
>>142028005
It's getting adapted, they'll find a way. People love SBR.
>>142027625
10/10
>>142026369
Alt. Diego + Valentine.
>"For my country and my people!"
>"Hmph"
>Valentine raises the US flag to bring out 2 other copies of himself through D4C, all 3 run to the target and throw him up, raising the US flag together
> "THE WORLD!"
>Alt. Diego stops time, throws a handful of knives into the air precisely where the opponent will fall
>Rides underneath the US flag past all 3 presidents, "Time has begun!"
>One FV copy pulls the US flag from the hands of the others, the opponent starts to fall but not before all the knives stab into them.
>A mere moment before they fall, the FV clone holding the US flag jumps ontop of them with the flag
>Grabs hold of them and transports them to some traintracks right infront of a moving train.
>K/O!
>>142028388
>Baby Face
>>142028397
>We get episodes for Lets go eat Italian.
>Okuyasu no longer sounds like he gargles nails every morning.
I'm not sure if I want this.
>>142026369
>Part 1 Dio and OG Diego
>Dio calls for Wang Chan
>Diego turns him into a dinosaur
>They both look on as their new zombiesaurus crime against nature maims the enemy
>>142026369
The opponent gets caught in the middle of a Jotarvo vs Dio MUDORAfest, ending in them being sandwiched between Jotaro and a road roller
Make King Crimson's ability into a video game mechanic and explain how you would use it.
>>142028919
creates lag for everyone but the user
>>142028919
Physics based. Based on your velocity, you see another self walking in the future.
This would trigger effects on certain game objects.
>>142028919
>Diavolo + KC fight to build up a "Epitaph + Time Erasure" gauge
>When the gauge is filled, epitaph appears and all the opponent's moves are slowed down completely if they've started an attack
>By pressing the gauge button again, that attack is nullified, 10 seconds is deleted off the clock and Diavolo appears behind the opponent and is guaranteed 1 unblockable attack
>>142028919
>game freezes
>AI takes care of players
>KC player isn't affected by this
![img000021[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ceXdobc.png "img000021[1].png")
Wait so how did she have a photo with all 3 of them together?
When they were never actually together?
>>142029164
She pulled a doc and photoshopped
>>142029164
Photoshop because Karera is a filthy, obsessive, disgusting stalker who has convinced herself that she is Josefumi's fucktoy
>>142029164
retcon
Either that or "hey you guys are cool can we take a pic together?"
>>142029164
It was actually a ruse.
>>142029222
A-Anon are you ok?
>>142022801
tell them they have absolutely no taste whatsoever in style or art
OH SHIT THERE'S A PILLARMEN RAMPAGING IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO INFUSE THE LAST THING YOU DRINK OR EAT WITH HAMON AND SPLASH IT TO THE PILLARMEN
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
>>142029197
>>142029230
Why were Kira and Joseph flamboyantly posing together?
>>142026369
>Stroheim+Keicho.
>Stroheim barrages their opponent with his torso gun.
>The force of this sends the person onto a bed of mines planed by Bad Company.
>They get launched into the air and are then pelted by rockets and shells from Keichos tanks and helicopters.
>the target is then minced by the ground troops as they land and Stroheim uses his back guns to gib them.
>KO!
>>142029287
Because they're in JoJo
My favorite part of Stardust Crusaders
>>142029283
>crab salad
Bretty good,
>>142029283
I infuse my semen?
>>142029287
The original picture was only with Kira and Josefumi, Kira only accepted because he plans on using her and Josefumi was okay with it. She later went home on her shitty designer laptop and did the rest.
>>142022513
I just remembered that Koichi literally pissed himself. God, if that happened to me I'd probably kill Yukako and then myself. Koichi really does have no dignity
>>142029283
>Classic American Pizza.
Three words: Pepperoni Hamon Shuriken. also HAMON CHEESU NAPALMU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0leO8fb0CY
>>142029283
>it's chika-cherry cola
I'm good
>>142029283
Water, it's super conductive.
>>142029361
Do you think shemasturbatedto the picture?
>>142022801
cut ties with them
>>142029283
>a sandwich
i'm going to die
>>142026369
Kosaku and Kira
>Kira sends SHA out, Sheer Heart Attack begins to chase the opponent
>Kosaku aims Stray Cat's bubbles at the enemy's legs, he detonates the air bubble which disables the opponent
>Sheer Heart Attack reaches the opponent and explodes
>The explosion leaves only a hand, which Kosaku picks up
>Cut to Hayato staring at the aftermath with a horrified look on his face
>>142029394
LOOK OVER HERE!
>>142028919
>Do that thing where the whole server stops for a few seconds, then skips ahead.
>Make it so that 1 person can see what happens during it.
>>142029414
Of course.
>>142029283Mountain Dew Pitch Black
>>142029414
She spent hours crafting up the perfect scenario in her head of meeting Josefumi and Kira together and hanging out with them. She imagined her hand "accidentally" grazing against his and humped her pillow, fully convinced it was Josefumi's lap because she's an insane slut who lost the ability to process reality a long time ago.
>>142026147
my nigga
![g037[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B3sCuDp.jpg "g037[1].jpg")
Anyone else thinks Gappy doesn't sport the sailor outfit as well as Kira?
>>142026369
Kars and Esidesi
>Esidesi binds the opponent with his vein needles and starting boiling them
>Shows Kars standing behind them holding a red stone of Aja
>Esidesi uses a tentacle to heat the stone up and Kars fires the resulting beam through Esidesi like he did in the flashback
Dio and Alternate World Diego
>Dio stops time and launches a flechette storm
>Diego is unable to move
>As time begins to move again, Diego stops it once more and throws his own knife storm in front of Dios
>THE GLORY BELONGS TO DIEGO
>>142028096
A stand user obviously.
>>142029652
Gappy isn't a man of the sea.
>>142029652
If Gappy was fully a man of the sea, then he'd do better.
>>142029310
Alternatively, pic related.
>>142029283
>a peppermint
Please make it a merciful death, Pillarmen.
>>142029086
This one is good.
>>142026622
don't buy it
shity naruto ninja storm-like gameplay not even worth the fan service ;_;
>>142029788
>Alternatively, pic related.
>All those SEKAI ICHIS
Oh look, there go my sides.
>>142029738
So he's a man of the land
>>142029896
He's half and half
>>142022801
Kiss them. If they get a boner, you laugh at how THEY'RE gay.
>>142029283
>white chocolate
Go die of diabetes you blood-sucking demon !!!
>>142022801
Mindbreak
Is Gio a Joestar?
>>142029283
>Toblerone
I break his fucking spine and obliterate him.
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Who am I /Jojo/?
>>142030084
>>142030179
Could you use a bowl of porridge like a Ripple-charged blunderbuss against a Pillar Man?
>>142028919
In terms of a fighting game, would just do it as a counterattack that causes a screen flash and damage. It also causes the match timer to skip forward.
As for epitaph, Id program it as a super move that when it hits, causes input delay on the opponent. However the game still reads the inputs and shows ghosts preforming the moves before they are actually done. It looks like the manga and let's you see the future.
