So is there a chance of spoilers by the end of next week? Please Isayama don't kill Armin or JSC.we'll be good this time mods we promise
I just want Bert to find peace.
>>141993156
The 4th? It's a stretch but we might have text spoilers by then.
>>141993156
It's about time we have a major death. I hope he does kill one of them.
>>141993156
Last thread was 10/10. Post Reiner as tribute.
>>141985669
Manley was retarded though and was the one who wasted all their lives in the end. He always talks big but is unable to deliver. Worst part is he didn't even spare a thought for their sacrifice.
>>141993332
>making a shit thread on purpose
>expecting a tribute
>>141993332
>3332
Damn it. So close.
>>141993379
It had lewd Kitty Historia and Puppy Bert.
>>141993332
Reiner dies next.
>>141993404
I was talking about the OP.
>>141993380
It's the gods way of telling you he's a shit.
>>141993379
I didn't make it. I just appreciate OP's attempts.
>>141993451
Probably.
>>141993458
Calling the mods fags in the OP is no attempt worth appreciation.
Boris, about these 'rules'.
>>141993508
I think it was.
>>141993575
Well first, if it's a boy it's name will be Horace and if it's a girl it'll be Borislava
Writefag here.
Pbin as promised.
Again, apologies for the lacklustre tale, I've just been very busy.
http://pastebin.com/F4uJJAUT
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>>141993156
posting worst boy to start the thread
EMA did nothing right.
>>141993742
The next up is JH!
So, JHfags, pitch ideas that you would like me to tackle, and it shall be done!
Regarding the previous post.
.pdf format is available with proper text formatting via email as per usual.
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>>141993684
Are there any more or is that it?if it's a girl and Marlo's I'm naming her Marline
>>141993684
>Horace
>Whore Ace
Love you Boris.
>>141993742
>LMfag cuck fic
What a waste
>>141993742
I know it's probably too late and I didn't know we could make requests or I would've done it sooner;_;but if you have the time, could you do an EA one?
>>141993835
The baby will have my full custody at night because I don't trust you.
>>141993874
Thanks. I put a lot of thought into. Whore represents Hitch. The Ace represents me.
>>141993966
Did you read the second post? Perhaps that's more to your liking, or you may want to make a pitch for next time?
>>141993987
So far, EA and EH are in the running for the next tale.
>>141994029
Alright thanks anon! At least the shitposting side of /snk/ has died down.
>>141994081
No bother anon.
The shitposting honestly doesn't bother me though.
>>141993742
Popped a boner.
>>141994007
When have I ever not been trustworthy? Also I don't think I'll tell you if it's yours or not to avoid subjecting it to one of those names.
>>141994246me too, but be quiet because no homo
>>141994246well I don't possess the anatomy to do that but close enough
>>141993332
I appreciate this anon
>>141993404
>tfw missed a BH thread
>>141994485I don't know what that means, so I'll pretend you made a good joke.
>>141994486
You are a true patriot. And you have good taste.
>>141994384
You claim to be trustworthy but, then say you probably wont tell me if it's mine? That's harsh Hitch. It's also my sperm y'know.
I bet Marlo would be disappointed.
>>141993742
>Her body still swam with adrenaline and little spurts of pleasure.
>In her arms, Eren mumbled her name and shuddered as sobs wracked his body.
>She pulled him close and kissed his neck again before finally submitting to exhaustion.
>“I love you, Eren.”
Yes..
YES...
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
>>141994758
You're the one who wanted rid of it. It's not like you actually care.
>>141993585
Lewd and goopy.Sauce pls
>>141994612ok anon ;) I am quite the comedian
>>141994867
Disgusting. Why don't you talk about this in Tumblr?
>>141994915
Maybe I changed my mind...
It's not like I would want to leave any child alone with you regardless if it's mine or not.
>>141995017
Kek
This threads are garbage.
>>141994029
Not him, but add EM to that please, thanks.
>>141994524
Same here.
>>141995156
Done.
Once the JHfags decide what they want, and I write it up, I'll run the random selection again!
Keep an eye out Anon,
Looks like Mikasafag is here.
>>141994524
>>141995178
It was barely a thread, it got deleted after 20 posts because the OP was calling mods fags.
>>141995256
Not referring to last thread.
>>141995290
If you're saying Ricofag deserves love, you need to do sudoku to yourself.
>>141995355
This.
>>141995355
I go banned for the post in that image, so no, I don't think Ricofag deserves love.
Eren and Annie deserve to be happy together and I will ensure it happens so
>>141995128
I wouldn't mind the RP if it didn't drown out other posts, I hope it stops.
>>141995477
For real?
>>141995486
Then make more non RP posts.
>>141995477
Well maybe that was because there's a retard that shits on bertfags by falseflagging, your post sounds almost as retarded as him.
>>141995556
Fuck off, not all threads are supposed to have 20 posts per minute.
>>141995561
It is him.
>>141995618
Probably.
>>141995602
Not him but, I'll stop RPing if others want me to, I do not mind. Sorry it bugged you anon.
>>141995482
Eren deserves death. Annie deserves to be with her one true love Armin.
>>141995521
Yeah, a one day ban for not keeping up with the quality of the thread.
>>141995660
>AA
>>141995618
Pretty fucking sure it's not me and any mod worth their shit would have bothered checking it.
>>141995651
Do your own thing anon. You're here to have your own fun. All they need to do is respond to the posts that interest them. You're literally doing nothing wrong.
>>141995651
I'd appreciate it, or at least keep it to a minimum. For example there was a whole thread full of
>Rico a slut!
>no I'm not a slut
>you are a slut
>no I'm not
A whole fucking thread of it. Maybe it would be funny if the other anon wasn't pretending to be Rico herself and just joked about Rico being a slut.
>>141995800It's not true though.
>>141995852
I don't know why, but I find this deeply unsettling.
>>141995852
What the hell is going on in this.
>>141995661
A thread full of the falseflagger's shit? You were definitely keeping up with it. At least the faggot got banned and we could see how he kept replying to himself when everyone ignored him.
https://boards.fireden.net/a/thread/141233759/#141235140
>>141995902
It's pretty collective that nobody likes the him. Just ignore and ban.
>>141995660
That was rude, unnecesary and overall shit anon. You will not stop me like this
>>141995838
Agreed.
>>141995902
The point here is that I wasn't him no? I literally am the two things I said.
>>141995042
I am perfectly responsible. I'll have you know my current houseplant is doing great! Why the sudden change of heart?
>>141995660
Armin deserves death. Annie deserves to be with her one true love,daddy. I'd settle for Bert and maybe Eren too tho
>>141996226
>Annie deserves to be with her one true love, daddy.
I will cuddle the fuck out of you.
>>141995482
>ensure it happens so
The signs in the manga are pointing in that way so rest assured anon.
>>141995800
Actually I'm usually fine with people doing what they want but this roleplaying shit is pretty annoying now.
>>141996248
You too anon.
>>141996209
No reason.
>>141996226
I just want to say Arminfags despise AA. It's the worst piece of shit ever.
>>141996517
There's no way an Anniefag would ship her with a piece of shit that manipulated her and used her suffering as a tool to to fuck up with her comrades, so it only leaves Arminfags to ship it.
>>141996517
Uhhhhh
>>141996503
How is what happened in that rather unfortunate situation relevant now?
>>141996517
Then what do Arminfags like for their husbando?
Because most Anniefags definitely prefer her with Eren and AA is far too popular to only be shipped by EMfags as a side pairing.
>>141996582
Well, I am an Arminfag and that ship is disgusting.
The answer to your question: AA is only shipped by EMfags because they want Armin and Annie away from Mikasa and Eren.
>>141996712
AA is not that popular. BA will probably surpass it when Bert and Annie have panel time together.
>>141996734
EMfags wouldn't draw art of it, and most AA pixiv art is by Arminfags. Anniefags ship her with Bert and Eren.
BA>EA>>>>shit>>>>>AA
>>141993806
I will try and think of something and get back to you. Hivemind partner what do you think?
>>141996764
It still is Annie's most popular ship.
And it's either first or second behind JAr for Armin.
>>141996707
Wow, look at the time! Got to go Hitch!
Make sure you don't get punched in the stomach!
Reposting because last thread got kill. I hope this is okay instead of the other request.
>>141993742
Oh my...
I look forward to seeing more!
>>141993742
>“For humanity.” Levi toasted.
>“For Eren.” Thought Mikasa.
KEK
thank you writefag
>>141996857
whores
>>141996835
AA stopped getting new art ages ago, BA is catching up slowly, but it will gain traction when BA gets relevant in the manga.
>>141996857
I want to pet themin a nonsexual way.
>>141996712
I hate JAr pretty much and I consider it disgusting. I also hate EAr. Hate when people try to ruin the friendship.
I will ship Armin with whoever he loves.
>>141996835
Armin doesn't have many popular ships, does he?
>>141996937
>I will ship Armin with whoever he loves.
So, Eren and the ocean? Because he certainly doesn't love Annie.
>>141996857
As I said, THE BEST. Love you anon.
>>141996773
I don't know if you can consider them Arminfags. It's an interesting coincidence AA it's shipped by EMfags but if it's shipped by Arminfags, those are multishippers or don't care about him too much.
>>141996848
Aww, looks like he does have a paternal instinct after all.
>>141996857
I want to abuse BH
>>141997044
Love you too even though dogsare ok
>>141996835
I never knew why EA didn't get popular though. I thought the whole friends turn enemy trope would make it popular. Turns out people like AA more.
>>141996857
Beautiful.
>>141997060
Then what pairing would an Arminfag draw?
>>141997151
Anime conveniently skipped all of EA's development and saw the exagerated yandere moment for AA
>>141997151
It did for a while, it doesn't help that Annie has been stuck in a crystal for over 50 chapters and that EM is one of the pairings that gets the most pandering in the spinoffs and side material.
>>141996997
I just said I hate EAr as a pairing, they're friends. You should know the book of the outside world was the reason Armin and Eren became friends in the first place, it's the sign of their friendship.
>>141997151
AA keeps Annie away from Bert and Eren. It's convenient.
>>141993742
I didn't think you would actually deliver.
Sorry I doubted you <3
>>141997170
None. Only he and his books.
>>141996857
>>141997112
I want to abuse Bert and Historia.
Sometimes I want to leave Historia's door unlocked. When she notices and tries to escape I'll grab her, drag her back and give her a good fucking while making her repeat that she's mine and only mine.
Restraining Bert would be enough to make him throw empty words at me. He might pretend being abused is no big deal, but within a week he'll be a crying mess and begging for mercy again.
>>141997244
>anime conveniently skipped all of EA's development
True, I realised most of EA shippers read the manga. I'm honestly hoping EM doesn't get a kiss in the anime from chapter 50
>>141997269
And yet you like shipping him with Annie even if he hates her and uses her for his convenience? Fuck off.
>>141997244
What did they skip? Because the "learn how to talk to girls" line doesn't happend until the clash of titans arc.
>>141997244
That was probably Isayama's request, since EA is the only pairing he got butthurt enough about to sink, and since then it disappeared from every spinoff and animation.
>>141997346
I love you.
>>141997439
Well, it doesn't help that the anime is made by a EMfag and the chuugakkou anime by a Bertfag.
But it says a lot about EA's chances if Isayama doesn't bother telling them to stop that.
>>141997543
>says Isayama personally sank it
>i-i-it's the EMfags' fault!!
Isayama approves all changes and I'm sure major changes like EM holding hands and Annie scenes being removed were discussed beforehand. No other scene got removed so no, it's not a coincidence.
>>141997346
>Still not as bad as the cruel world loli anon
I wish I screencapped that piece of shit.
>>141997346
Hissy is a dom.I want her to kick me
>>141997401
I said I consider JAr disgusting, well AA is WORST than JAr to me. I am the only Arminfag who is replying btw.
>>141997543
The chuugakkou writer is friends with Isayama and after the guidebook incident EA didn't appear in the manga again, or at least it didn't get as much focus as it used to. Annie started hanging out with Bert, YH and Hitch instead.
>>141997656
So you just ship him with the ocean? Does he at least drown in it?
>>141997656
AA and JAr are probably my two favourite ships for Armin. Although honestly I don't really care who fictional characters end up with. It's just a bit of fun.
>>141997631>The belly punches.
>>141997631
I might like abuse but I'd never want to punch a loli in the stomach.
>>141997602
You clearly don't know anything about adaptations. He was fine with Annie's laugh but I can say Isayama didn't care a shit about EM. And AA, it was only in the mind of the retard fags. Exaggerated by Araki because meh EM and we love Mikasa so we have to change EA relationship.
>>141997652
>Hissy
>A dom
That's what she wants you to think.
>>141997786
I still want adopt baby Mikasa to treat her properly and protect her from creeps like that.
>>141997827
Or Isayama realized that the fans are too delusional to see the EA interactions as they are and he has other plans for Annie, romantic or not.
>>141997631
>>141997786
>>141997799
>>141997853
I remember him too. You're good people for protecting lil'kasa.
>>141997753
I do not ship him with anybody. And the ocean is just a child's desire so If he lives to see it I will glad.
>>141997799
>tfw I want to physically abuse BH but they could both kick my ass
>>141998003
I could easily get Historia but Bert would probably kick me in the nuts.
>>141997831
No I know she is. It's definitely the vibe I get from her.
>>141996773
why would Anniefags ship her with someones she doesn't even like (Bert) ?
>>141997888
I was the one they replied to.
>>141997346
Calm down Reiner
>>141998098
I do it because he's the only person that wants to be with her and he's even willing to put his life on the line for her. Everyone else either manipulated her or isn't interested in her.
I wouldn't mind if she didn't end up with anyone as long as she gets to see her father again, but I like Bert and she could warm up to him if they survive back to the village. It could be cute.
>>141998098
Most BAfags are actually Bertfags not Anniefags desu. Even Anniebot prefers Eren but hopes that Bert could be nice as well.
>>141998239
Most Bertfags prefer BR though, even the ones that ship BA.
>>141998078
Historia's little punch could be more painful than assumed. Bert could just titanfy if worse came to worse.
>>141998230
Belly punches and pinching made me feel sad.
>>141998098
Annie doesn't have a chance with anyone inside the walls. It's either Bert or no one.
>>141998239
Both Bertfags and Anniefags like BA but it's usually not their first choice because it doesn't have much screentime yet. Sure it's cute and the chuugakkou moments were nice, but it didn't get much focus in the manga.
>>141998285
>Most Bertfags prefer BR
Exactly, but Isayama loves his one-sided feelings in the series instead of the chemistry between established relationships.
>>141998098
Because he (and Reiner) are the only ones who have been shown to actually care about her.
>>141998306
All of that makes me feel sad... (Well except between consenting adults, whatever floats your boat.)
>>141998230
LMfags are disgusting, but most of these responses are a samefag.
>>141998339
Isayama is a cuck, but the reason he doesn't go with BR instead is because gay males in shonen are sort of a taboo. I wouldn't be surprised if Bert turned out bi though, and Reiner had that one moment where he joked with Ymir.
>>141998374
The Armin one is me. What does this have to do with LM?
>>141998230
I'm curious about the sleep deprivation tbhf
>>141998291
Historia's little punch is nothing. The only way to get Bert is by throwing something in his drink and restraining him in a basement while unconscious. He still might find a way to escape though, he's not frail like Historia, he's a warrior.
>>141998374
I posted the Annie, and I stand by my post.
>>141998430
The Mikasa, Annie and Ellen are a samefag, not you. The person that made the post is a LMfag, he was talking about belly punches before.
>>141997853
THERE'S MY LITTLE TOY!
Hello sweetie :)
>>141998511
Yes they do seem rather obsessed with physical and sexual abuse...
>>141998558
Sexual abuse is good tho
>tfw all 3DPDs I was with were too beta to hit me
>>141998597
Only when it's consensual
>>141998634
No shit anon
Fictional abuse is ok but actual noncon abuse is a crime
>>141993742
Great but
>Eren
>Caring
He would be back to sleep so long as Levi took the boot off his neck.
>>141998682
Couldn't agree more
>>141998230
>Mankasafag samefagging
>editing worthy
>>141998471
You gotta use the Rapist SerumTM from hentai doujins. It would be the best way to subdue Bert, meanwhile Historia is a midget and can just be tied up.
>>141998524
OUT
>>141998695
Someone didn't into Chapter 50
>>141993742
I don't particularly like NTR, but that was lewd as fuck. Thanks man>“I don't know why you are so attached to Eren.
Kek. I like how you added some canon in there.
>>141993806
Definitely something a lot lighter for JH. I'd like something about Hitch confronting her feelings for Jean, and maybe somehand holding.
>>141993806Cowgirl position is mandatory.
>>141998695
This.
He would actually be ecstatic if LM liked each other. He would encourage them to get married if they were truly into each other. He gets to be uncle to a litter of fresh Ackermansall the while he gets to pound the queen's tight little blonde pussy.
>>141993742Why you don't do rapey stuff again? I mean rape where the forced part end up wanting it too.
>>141998758
To be fair I wouldn't mind if Bert abused me instead, the only reason I want to do it is because he's somehow more submissive than I am. If he goes full rage in the rest of the story I'd be his devil spawn.
I wouldn't mind Historia pegging me either.
>>141998758I don't think I'll ever get over accidentally coming across Venom Potion.
>>141998849
>I like how you added some canon in there.
I thought it was a fun touch, I'm glad you appreciated it!
>Hitch confronting her feelings for Jean, and maybe somehand holding.
I could certainly do that, but I would like to get some more input from other Anon's. Typically, I write for one requesterclient, technically, but this is a bit more open so more people can enjoy it.
>>141998938
If JH goes down the lines of lewdness, I'll keep this in mind!
>>141998946
I don't really have anything against rapey stuff, it's just not something I'm super into. If it ever comes down to people wanting something rapey, then so be it!
That being said, I can get into rough sex. Make no mistake.
>>141999010
Good taste. Being versatile brings the most fun, so while I want to abuse them I also wouldn't mind them abusing me.
>>141999233Some anon requested Ymir raping Bert last time a drawfag said he was accepting requests so.
>>141997831
Domstoria edging Ymir is my jam.
>>141999798
Disgusting.
>>141999813
How
Goodnight Anon's. If the JHfags could post some ideas for what they want to have written in the next thread, that would be awesome.
Peace!
Which Kyojin Kyodai do you think is dying? My bets are on Reiner
>>142000353
Either Reiner or no one. Zeke got plot armor now and it would be stupid if CT died so early.
>>142000353
Nah, Reiner's not gonna die right after coming back to life. It'll probably be Connie or Sasha. And hopefully Erwin.
>>142000431
>it would be stupid if CT died so early.
It's not like he adds anything interesting or threatening anymore.
>>142000553
>>142000582
There we go again.
>>142000607
Shh. Just let him do his thing. It makes him feel important.
>>142000794
>complexity
Anon, didn't you see the way he sits? He's a three dimensional character because he sweats.
>>142000794
>Sweating
>Not complex
>>142000794
This predictable moment is for you anon.
>>141998942
Eren will ship Armin and Mikasa hard instead of LM I am pretty sure kek.
>>142000171
I said it long time ago: Jean defending Hitch of offensive comments.
>>142000932
I know anon. His receding hairline is where he hides all his complexity. I'm glad we agree.
>>142000353
Erwin, Reiner, Connie, Annie and Eren.
>>142000932
KEK this is the real Bert.
>>142000998
This.
>>141996857
didan is best drawfag. please make more BH.
Reiner is going to kill Connie. I can feel it.
>>142000943
Not really, more delusions. It's clear what he thinks of couples by the way he reacted to Hannah and Franz.
How can you not ship EA?? Their pelvis literally fused I mean how much more do you need?
>>142000943
Eren shipping anyone is the most OOC thing I've heard today.
>>142002262
Anyone who is not a delusional shipper will see character interaction between opposite sex doesn't always mean romance.
>>142002335
>>141999798
Same.
>>142002373
>>141997853
These guys will take care of her.
>>142002198
>>142002278
Not him but I think Eren will act different if he knows his friends are involved.
>>142002358
Opposite sex interaction being pelvis fusing
>>142000888
Bert will turn into a sadistic and cruel man.
>>142002358
Pretty much.
>>142002358
But that's the thing. Even if two characters interacting isn't meant to be romantic, they can have really good chemistry together that makes you want to see them interact romantically.
>>142002648
He has a long way to go until he starts enjoying it.
>>142002982
That's true. Every romantic history starts with friendship.
>>142002998
Just wait until Reiner's death. It will happen soon anyway.
>>142002982
Really if no characters demonstrate any romantic feelings it's just outright shipping delusion, because the relationship is meant to be portrayed platonic. Eren and Annie for example only felt respect and the only reason he was given any history with her was just so her betrayal could have shock value. I wouldn't even call their relationship friendship because there wasn't any development to lead to that. Just Annie learned to respect Eren and vice versa. But of course people will say otherwise and will say romance was implied.
>>142000943
Nah, he already considers Armin family. If LM marry then he gets bragging rights with calling the-oh-so-fucking-awesome captain Levi is brother-in-law.
>>142003560
Kek. I doubt it very very much. You will see.
>>142003269
>learn how to talk to girls
Just a friend being nice to teach a guy how to talk to girls amirite or amirite?If you need everything to be said in your face, you might be a dumbass
>>142003560
Even EM is more likely to happen than this.
>>142003717
Not that anon, but it depends on how you say it. In this case it wasn't romantic at all.
>>142003763
Yeah, Annie is just a filthy EM shipper trying to get Eren to man up and jump on that asian ass.
>>142003763
So you honestly think Annie was being a really nice mentor in that she not only teaches Eren martial arts but attempts to teach Eren how to talk to girls because she's 'nice'?
Are you kidding me?
>>142003763
More time together and could be romantic.
>>142003875
>More time together
As a mentor and student.
>>142003900
It may have started with that.
>>142003846
>but attempts to teach Eren how to talk to girls because she's 'nice'?
I doubt she even did that. She was just telling Eren that he's a rude shit and an autist, which is true.
>>142003717
I doubt it was meant to be interpreted that way. It was more comedic by showing how Eren is inconsiderate in what he says and how Annie is sensitive.
>>142003990
And it was still like that according to Isayama, but EAfags ignore that and think they know more about the characters than the actual author.
>>142003846
You honestly think Annie was looking for love within the walls?
>>142003846
She didn't mean she was going to literally teach him you idiot. That's why she had him pinned, to punish him, that was her teaching him.
>>142004080
The delusion on EA fags is outstanding. This doesn't even scratch the surface, Annie is also partially responsible for the titans being called to Shigashina and directly killing Levi's squad.
>>142003818
What the hell does this have to do with EM?
>>142004118
>The delusion on EA fags is outstanding.
For some reason that seems to be case with all Eren ships.
>>142004118
No one is saying EA has a chance now idiot but it was pretty obvious that Annie's feelings were pretty romantic towards Eren at that time unless you're a dumbass which is obvious since your reading comprehension is shit.
>>142004083
Oh please tell me genius since you were all talking stuff literally from the manga and now it's there you're denying it? My fucking sides.
>>142004080
EAfags and EMfags are the same but at least EAfags know they're crack. In contrary with EMfags that believe they're already canon.
>>142004172
>Annie's feelings were pretty romantic
Oh stop with this shit, she didn't care when it was revealed Eren was killed in Trost and she didn't even hold back when it came to capturing him.
>>142004218
>but at least EAfags know they're crack.
They don't. They either ignore what Isayama said or believe he's just trying to fool us and secretly planning EA to happen.
Official Pairings:
Eren X Mikasa
Armin X Jean
Reiner X Zeke
Annie X Hitch
Connie X Sashat
>>142004241
Not him but Isayama didn't show Annie's reaction, just a little panel. We didn't know about their relationship yet so it wouldn't have been necessary.
>>142004218
They don't. It's constantly brought up how Eren will forgive her somehow and how she held romantic feelings for him.
>>142004300
Noise.
>>142004290
Same goes for EMfags who ignores what Isayama said about their familial relationship unless you're being biased.
>>142004290
I thought those were BA.
