NO SMUT ALLOWED
NO FUJO ALLOWED
NO MOE ALLOWED
edition
![[FUCK-YOU].png](https://i.imgur.com/prjT9gL.png "[FUCK-YOU].png")
Who was in the wrong here?
post Hato
>edition
>>141986176
>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
Why didn't Okuyasustay dead?
Was he just too stupid?
What should I draw. Make it cool
Could any of Morioh's Stand users defeat Kira?
I'm pretty sure Hazamada could just make him gouge his eyes out and Akira could drag him to a power line
>>141986404
Kars doing the Guitar thing with Lisa Lisa's legs
>>141986415
Cheap Trick
>>141986404
Highway star but Josuke is using kaneda's bike from akira
>>141986393
When?
POST THEM BOYS
NO HATE ALLOWED ONLY NICE
>>141986415
Yoshikage Kira or Yagami Light?
>>141986317
thanks senpai
>>141986287
sorry I offended you, it will not happen again
>>141986404
A fight between Yasuho and Pocoloco
>>141986478
Saved as bait.
>>141986176
>NO SMUT ALLOWED
Burning the House Down Feedback when?
>>141986478
you should've gone for Mariah or Anne rather than Lisa Lisa for maximal bait value
>>141986176
>NO FUJO EDITION
>Proceeds to post the most handsome beautiful delicious JoJo
Fujobait aside, he's literally the best JoJo
>Seemingly Chaotic Neutral but actually 200% Lawful Good 10/10 would trust my life to
>Unrelenting resolve in the face of danger, puts others first ahead of him
>Uses one of the most destructive stand in the most inherently good way, blowing up clots to save a life, blowing up pretentious douchebags from douching up the place, blowing up the environment to make sure his friends survive
>>141986560
It'd be cool if it was about Emporio's mother
>>141986560
I want a story about Emporio's mom since she supposedly had a similar stand
Did Gio dyed his hair blonde?
To those who requested it last thread.
>>141986636
No, it changed color when he gained his Stand.
>>141986636
It turned blonde when he first activated Gold Experience
>>141986542
>>141986674
What do you guys think of the 7SU2 project that's in the works?
>>141986674
It's
Beautiful
Considering how Diego and JJL Kira are considerably less villanous than their original counterparts, how do you think SBRverse Diavolo and Pucci would be like?
The apparent in development OP2 of part 4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tk2NsMFpwF
>an alien coming to Earth in 1999
Can we all confirm Mikitaka was the Great King of Terror?
>>141986697
Shit I didn't see it get posted.
>>141986727
>PucciHotpants
>>141986176
>edition
Fucking hell, you faggots don't even try to act like this is anything but a general anymore.
Why are you even on /a/? /vg/ would be much more welcoming to you.
>>141986791
Huh? Who cares
>>141986727
A jockey and a ship doctor are the last things I would've expected, so maybe a teacher and a baker or something like that for all we know.
>>141986791
considering Jojo's Bizarre Adventure isn't a video game but a hit manga and anime series from Japan /vg/ wouldn't really fitit is just a fucking word why are you so triggered
>>141986727
Pucci would probably be an admirer of Valentine in the SBR universe. Not much about his personality would really change, unless Pucci's SBR equivalent was mixed with Jolyne, similar to how JJL Kira is a mix between Jotaro and the original Kira. He might not be a priest, though.
>>141986855
>Teacher Diavolo
>Part 9 is set in middle school
>La Squadra are class bullies
>SBR Giorno wants to be the coolest kid in school
Fund it
>>141986891
>the hand on its face even has the callus
Neat.
>>141986727
>filenameShou's Doppio
>>141986393
It wraps up his character development that was set up since the RHCP arc. At some point during that "dream"/interaction with Keicho, Okuyasu gained the spiritual strength to keep going. Thus "surpassing" his brother's spiritual strength.
Or so I assume. "Too dumb to die" works too.
>>141986951
>tfw when AU Pucci is actually the Pope
>Yasuho is the direct descendent of Pocoloco
>Paisley Park's "true" ability is it's tech control, the fate stuff is a boon from having Best Racer's blood in her veins
How would a shoegaze-based stand work? Sensory distortion?
OJOJO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ8xcNUP56U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjOitUA_5BU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDUl5TLk5JI
I made this for you guys.
>>141987059
Why? What does that have to do with anything?
>>141987116
>Not recognizing the poses.
Come on mang.
>>141987059
>animeonly poses
why does this hurt
>>141986423
Someone should draw him making the Akira orgasm face after playing her leg
>>141987059
Whenever I see idols I always think about how many of them want to kill themselves
>>141986735
>>141987128
>Someone posed, it's a JOJO!
Come on mang.
>>141987146
she seems to genuinely enjoy it though. that could be an act though.
>>141986735
If the complete version sounds any better this might top the other OPs for me, it's so fucking fitting for the 2nd half of part 4.
Eyes of Heaven confirmed "okay"
It's kinda button mashy and definitely not complex but the demo let me play as Josuke and Okuyasu kicking the shit out of Kakyoin so I'm alright with it
>>141987059
the pose at 0:07 looks incredibly cool when she does it.
>>141987180
Shokotan is an actual Jojo fan. She does poses because she likes Jojo.Lurk moar faggot.
>>141987059
This is beyond cringe.
>>141987262
Shokotan even broke her tailbone doing Narancia's sitting pose a year or two ago.
What would happened if a human used the stone mask with the red stone of Aja?
Also post questions you would like to ask Araki about the series
>>141987180
>>141987184
>>141987264
Faggots. Shokotan is the biggest JoJo fan in Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SPFbQq-jNg
>>141987262
She broke her ass fairly recently doing a Narancia
>>141987327
>>141987347
Which pose was it?
>>141987342
This is a good newfag test. See if they recognize Shokotan.
>>141987330
If a human get hit with the beetle arrow does his newly acquired stand it Requiem ?
>>141987386
The sitting one.
So what do you guys think about eyes of heaven?
Not in terms of vidya but in terms of jojo adaptation
Imo it respect the source material and I don't think they could have done better
Also kakyoin spammers are worst than the jews
>>141987411
This one?
This is the only one where I could imagine causing problems for her tailbone.
When will he reappear, Anons???
>>141987386
narancia, hand in front of face
>>141987448
Yeah, that's the one.
The end of your post number is now your favourite JoJo chapter
If you get anything past 900 then tough shit
>>141987215
>>141987444
Is the localization coming out physically or just PSN?
>>141986456
When Kira uses a Stray Cat + Killer Queen air bomb on him
>>141987342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v9f4Uvcd8ASTREET SIGN CAPTCHAS
>>141987444
I was considering getting it but 90% of the content is just recycled from ASB, which I already have, the only new things are the DHA's and some costumes, but I already saw those on YouTube. The soundtrack is pretty great too, definitely an improvement over ASB.
>>141986478
here you go guys
>>141987492
let's see
>>141987522
This is still the best OP. It's stupidly hype.
>>141987444
>in terms of jojo adaptation
It was okay. The ending for the story mode was kind of lame though, since it's a copy-paste of part 3's ending.
>>141987502
Physical
i cant do smut lol
>>141987215
Did the US demo come out? I can't find it in the shop. Or are you guys just playing the jap dub?
>>141987614
It's especially cheap if they're just going to recycle part 3's ending that they don't even make a Star Platinum Over Heaven to match up with The World Over Heaven having the same power.
Seeing as it doesn't need to blend in with the actual story, just go wild.
>>141987455
He'll be the team healer. Gappy will notice the bug's fucked up legs healed and it'll turn out it's thanks to a stand power.
>>141987720
Heres my idea for an endingJonathan gets pierced with the arrowtwice
>>141987455
Anon, I hate to break it to you...Dorcus titanus palawanicus died on the way back to his home planet
>>141987386
>newfag test
The best one is still seeing who unironically uses the term newfag.
I keep hearing people talk about some wizard in these threads.
I don't remember there being any wizard in Jojo. Tonpetty? Enya?
>>141987725
>Damo defeats Hato
>Palawanicus crawls out of Josuke's room
>"Huh, where'd that beetle from?"
>"KINGU DIAMONDO"
>Just a Part 8 Crazy D
>Owns Damo
>Goes to Jobin's beetle room and bangs all the female beetles.
>JoJolion ends.
>>141987801
There's a scene in Stone Ocean with a bunch of random inmates who presumably all die offscreen, one of them wears a pointy blue hat.
I've been doing nothing but reading Jojo for like three days and I only just now remembered my middle name is Joseph
I guess it's finally time to start hitting the gym and using my middle name instead of my first
>>141987801
https://youtu.be/fXCfggL6oP8
>>141987715
I couldn't find it on the shop, but if you go to the website on desktop and sign in you can add it to your library
I think it's just bugged
>>141987801
These weirdos
>>141986727
en is busted as fuck
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>141987950
Valentine-chan's pussy probably smells nice
>>141987950
>Joshuu with shit on his head
>Funny Valentine's daughter
>literally Kenzo
>>141987950
Fem Valentine is hot
>>141987964
Poor Aishou;_;
>>141987964
Cuck King Bed
>>141987950
Anyone save that post that made up names for them?
>>141987964
Aishou didn't deserve what he got man, poor guy.
Best girl coming through
Where can I look to create new jojo poses?
>>141988081
Fashion magazines. Araki stole some of his poses from them.
>>141988081
At your mirror
Be wild dude
Be wild
>>141987964
He didn't deserve it
>>141988081
Try as hard as you can to break your bones without actual violence
>>141986891
>Lol we're just actively destroying the culture of the board and working to make /a/ more cancerous, why do you have a problem with that?
I wonder, anon. Why would anyone possibly care about you newfags trying to shove /vg/'s culture onto /a/?
>>141988167
>Culture
>4chan
>>141988167
>Muh secret club.
>>141988081
Look in Vogue magazine
>>141988108
>>141988128
>>141988164
>>141988267
Thank you guys. Gonna get wild.
>>141986735
I hope this is the real deal. It sounds pretty greato
>>141988276
Good luck dude
I believe in you
>>141988167
Let us take a step back in time
https://foolz.fireden.net/vg/thread/33866762/#33866762
>>141987964
Cucked and then hit by a Jobin-bus. His life sucked.
>>141988167
Joshu tier
>>141988167
dude, /vg/'s culture is no different then every single board on this god forsaken website
>>141988167
Give up, Anon. *chan culture has been dead for a while already.
>>141986995
>tell part 5 story
>call it part 9
genius
Will Gappy be able to steal time or some shit like that with his S&W?
>>141988378
>that fake roster that went around for months before being finally disproven
>>141988500
Supposedly, he can only steal "physical" things, but one could argue that time is physical
>>141988549
He literally stole friction from a floor in his first stand fight
>>141987950
>>141988046
Not exactly the same but I've tried my best.
>Muscle Shoals, celebrity bodybuilder, and his impresario Tricky Dick, imprisoned for tax evasion
>Ian Thesp, elderly master of disguise
>Punto Esclamativo, a Passione hitman
>the Grand Wizard, master of forbidden art of transdimensional LARPing, known consigliere of elf lawyer, has a penchant for killing stage magicians. May r may not come from another world where magic is real.
>Alessi, twin brother of the other Alessi, they considered starting a band before Alessi (the other one) met DIO.
>Secret Valentine, greatgranddaughter of Funny Valentine, an unsuccesful presidental candidate from late XIXth century. Doesn't believe in the state.
>>141988549
So Gappy could possibly "steal" aspects of space.
>>141987058
Part 4's ed looks the best mirrored mostly because the camera pans in a straight line
I feel like S&W it's just too broken to be fun, like it does whatever the story requires it to do.
>>141988677
Which one is Alessi II?
>>141987492
why not
>>141988762
The one between Valentine girl and wizard, I thought the hairdo is a bit similar. The descriptions go clockwise.
ok, this piece of shit is coming up and I am going, who else?no meet ups, I just want to know if Jojo merch will exist at MCM
>>141988549
if time is physical then gravity is physical
>>141988662
That's why I said "supposedly"
>>141988751
Like when?
Reminder to buy Jojo merch
>>141988046
Gotchu family member
>>141988828
>I just want to know if Jojo merch will exist at MCM
Wouldn't merch sold at conventions be extremely overpriced?
>>141988856
They are coming in the mail but holy fuck it is slow and I want them now.
>>141988833
Not him but:
>Stealing "sound" from a wall
>Stealing a person's sight
>Stealing the water inside someone's body
>Stealing the friction from an entire floor
>Stealing cat's fur
>Stealing an entire person. Twice.
I get what he means. Soft&Wet's powers are loosely defined as to limits, which does make it less "fun" compared to stands like Crazy Diamond or Stone Free where you know the limits of the power, so the character's actions speak louder.
>>141986591
the next jojo have it very hard to be at the same level that is smug motherfucker,
>>141988828
I'll be going, last time they had a few jojo figures/statues but they were pretty pricey. Not much other merch that I can recall, but here's hoping that with the increased popularity they'll start getting more in. What day are you going?
>>141988833
Always, it can steal possibly anything it needs to, it's a legitimized asspull, I mean Stone Free was way more fun than this to watch, cause it had a very basic abilty and then Jolyne made the most of it.
>>141989028
my negroid
>>141989028
Note that all the iffy ones like sight and friction happened in the very beginning though. It's still a very useful stand, but Araki has clearly toned it down since.
As for Yotsuyu and Hato, they were simply liften by those bubbles. There was no 'deprivation' going on there.
>>141988677
>>Muscle Shoals, celebrity bodybuilder, and his impresario Tricky Dick, imprisoned for tax evasion
>>Ian Thesp, elderly master of disguise
to me those are just /fit/ Ghiaccio and Originalverse Joshuu
>>141989171
>liften
lifted, I mean.
>>141988856
i never parsed kc as a ninja before
>>141989171
Still though. The fact that the bubbles can carry entire people inside them means they at least have no payload limit. Unless we find out later that people are the maximum weight they can carry.
>>141989089
>Always
When was the last time it took anything you felt it shouldn't have taken? Ever since Fun Fun Fun ended it has been pretty consistent about it.
>Will Zeppeli and seven freaks
is there a worse fight?
>>141989256
Sure, but I don't see how that causes any issues.
>>141989309
>Gyro
SHUT IT DOWN
>>141989266
he reassembled fucking Hato, who was basically a pudding at that moment, he could have done it with everyone else at this point, hopefully pull out Norisuke out of that situation
>>141989323
>Not liking based White Album
What's the matter? Toocoolfor you?
>>141989323
Fuck you, it was great
>>141989323
Grow some taste
>>141989309
The Yasuho is actually pretty cute, but that Mista...
>>141989309
>gyro
oh my poor gyro what the fuck have they done
>>141989309
>Gyro's neck is not even connected to his body
>444 lb Mista
What the fuck
>>141989088
Friday
used to go Saturday but Friday was more flexible for me this year.
Hopefully the rise of Jojo will make more merch available over here but it will most likely be part 3 stuff.Part 7 stuff never ever
>>141986478
alright rate
>>141989309
>Zeppeli instead of Speedwagon
also they clearly took inspiration from that cosplaying Mista
>>141989359
Well, if there is no implied limit, what's to stop Soft&Wet from picking up a truck? Or several people? Or the entire Higashikata estate? Or the entirety of Morioh?
Then again maybe I'm just being overly autistic.
>>141989309
>Kak looking even more twink than normal
>Mista a fat nigro
>fucking Gyro
>>141989369
The door was shut so he couldn't. Hato came back together only because she left Vitamin C's range, and Kyo and Daiya are too melted to it to be possible to tell what to put in bubbles and they wouldn't be as much help anyway.
>>141989510
>Pucci as favorite villain for once instead of pucci as least favorite villain
What a refreshing change, pretty patrician taste but why Manhattan Transfer as your favorite part 5 stand?
>>141989309
>Kakyoin does not have a five-burrito-wide mouth while everyone but Yasuho and Zeppeli do
Why?
>>141989516
>>141989309
This is just cartoony stylized shit, not even genuinely "tumblr" garbage
>>141989590
They're my favourite as in I like their designs and abilities, I love a lot of stands from each part but I'm not sure why I fucking love Manhattan transfer.
>>141989450
Ah I see, I'll be going on Sunday. Here's hoping they'll start stocking more diverse jojo stuff that isn't overpriced, though I think the figures I saw last time covered a range of different parts, including pic related. I hope you have a nice time anon!
>>141986478
You gotta make Caesar the fave brojo for maximum effect.
>muh bromance tears
>>141989660
Crazy D lookin suggestive in that pose
>>141989323
Notorious BIG
>>141989741
The KQ is pretty lewd as well
How does King Crismon work
>>141989323
All of Parts 1-3
>>141989895
It's an autowin.
>>141989323
Wired, Boom Boom family, first half of SDC,Everything in the maximum security ward arc of SO
>>141989895
King Crismon works by sikpping time
>>141989660
>that pose
>those colors
>that "naked guy with a bunch of shit slapped on top" aesthetic
This has to be the absolute gayest-looking Jojo merchandise money can buy.
>>141989997
>Everything in the maximum security ward arc of SO
>Hating on Planet Waves, literally one of the best fights in the part
Wired wasn't even that bad, it was just fucking creepy.
Esidisi's "fight" has to be one of the shittiest though.
>>141986478
>>141989997
Planet Waves/Survivor was a good fight
>>141989997
>Everything in the maximum security ward arc of SO
Hey off yourself
>>141987571
All Star Battle is fucking shit
Heritage is better
>>141990200
>favorite brojo isn't Tonpetti
You're a poser, not a true Dire fan
>>141990395
>implying the brojo isn't Straizo
he even mentions that no fighter has ever defeated the Thunder Cross Split Attack, which combines Attack and Defense perfectly
>>141990139
Forgot to say "minus planet waves" after that everything falls appart.
The fight with Wired was boring as fuck and it just happends to be a big character moment for Johnny were he starts using Tusk for the first time, we learn about the coprse parts and we get introduce to Valentine but in the middle of that its Johnny trying to not get caugh by the hooks of that SpongeBob episode
>>141990395
Straizo is the brojo, Tonepetti should be fave supporting
>>141990395
>>141990450
>>141990494
The brojo should be Will
>edition
>>141990517
This.
>>141990517
>>141990887
why does this look like a big-breasted green lady getting fucked in the thumbnail
>>141990994
I don't see it man
>>141991111
either that or I'm tired
>>141991198
You're tired.
>>141991259
Probably that, fuck, I'll go to bed to avoid seeing boobs in random pics
>>141989880
That bulge though.
>>141986415
Any of them could have killed Kira if they thought fast enough and had the chutzpah. His stand broke some rules, but wasn't stupidly powerful and the only reason he was so threatening was his cunning and his luck.
>>141991307
Killer Queen has a killer dick
>>141989510
Do I have shit taste then /a/?
>>141991452
>that pic
MENACING
Anyone got more like this?
>>141987950
what is this from
>>141991702
Stone Oceanread the manga
>>141991743
I don't remember this scene, when abouts is it?
>>141991702
>>141986478
>not posting the better version
>>141989735
>>141992040
but thats wrong you fucking retard
>>141991774
It's at the beginning of the Planet Waves/Survivor fight. All the doors in the Max Security ward open and these assholes step out, never to reappear.
>>141992040
>>141992281holy fuck am i retarded
i literally made both of those
what the fuck is wrong with me
Do animeonlys actually like Wired Beck?
>>141992357
Do mangafags actually like D-I-S-C-O?
>>141992396
I'm not sure
>>141992396
No.But I kind of like the song that he's named after.
>>141992666
CHOCOLAITO DISCO
CHOCOLAITO DISCO
CHOCOLAITO DISCO
CHOCOLAITO DI-SU-CO
>>141992396
I kinda like it as a joke fight
>>141992815
Actually what IS the best joke fight?
Pic related for me
>>141992666
https://youtu.be/EmS4po8hIeo
it is pretty Jojo
>>141986478
>>141989309
>Mista
>Gyro
>Yasuho
>>141992939
>Doppio
>Supporting
>>141992939
what the fuck is this garbage
wow god damn this is messed up
why do they have to kill the rock people? i know the transactions are shady but killing them because they attacked is just evil
i can't believe the "good guys" had more kill count than them
>>141992910
Not the fight itself, but the bit before the Notorious B.I.G. fight with Carne showing up, posing menacingly, and then getting shot and murdered before he can do anything else was always funny to me.
>>141992939
10/10, genuinely can't tell if it's bait
>>141989309
I kinda like it, the style stands out and it's not genuinely bad unlike stuff in the vein of that horrid Jolyne with poorly drawn hairy arms. Mista and Cesar do look bad though, the rest has some features caricaturally exaggrated which works fine for comedic effect but these two just have shapeless blobs for heads.
>>141993187
he supported Diovolo
>>141993316
I never noticed how big Carne's dick was. Bigger than Dio's
>>141993241
It's obvious bait. If nothing else gives it away, it's the "Dub Dio Brando fyi."
>>141987492
rollan
>>141993316
Carne is creepy as fuck
>>141993286
Aishou did nothing wrong
>>141991605
>>141993412
>cheap trick
Fucking kill me
>>141993286
Because it's kill or be killed. None of the rockmen would have hesitated to kill them for poking their nose in their business.
It's not the good guys being heartless killers as much as it is them being good at surviving. I doubt either Yasuho or Tsurugi pictured themselves killing someone in their lifetime.
>>141992910
I liked Yo-Yo a lot too. Do the Aphex Twins count as a joke fight considering they got beat up without stands being used, though? If so that's my fave, probably.
>>141993455
A'ight. Just let me get on your back.
>>141993286
>Rock men sympathisers
They're responsible for killing Josefumi and Kira, fuck all of them. What did Josefumi do to deserve this?
>>141987492
rollen
>>141986176
But whatever if it's JoJo moe fujo smut?
>>141993286
Aishou's stand would have killed them both if they hadn't kill him
Did you just put JoJo thread in the name field? Retard.
>>141993490
They stole the Rokakaka.
>>141987492
roll
