Not long until Oldest Joseph, are you ready to see best Jojo back in action?
>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
>>141972927
Isn't he dead? I'm at part 4 currently, he is pretty old
>>141972962
He's still alive during Part 6 according to Araki and he'd be like 92 then
>>141972972
Yeah but he's irrelevant, he's very old, his stand is embarrassing.
>>141972972
When you out live your grandson. Feels bad.
>>141972996
And great-granddaughter
>>141973093
I bet Jolyne loves Shrek
>>141972927
Killing Jotaro and alternate universe was a mistake.
>>141973176
>Steel Ball Run
>JJL
>mistake
You could always kill yourself
Complete this using a single stand of your choice, anons.
Kind of feel bad to see my favorite character becomes a senile old coot.
>>141973189
Could've been done in normal universe, awful argument.
>>141973192
>>141973192
enough of this you've been forcing this in every thread
>>141973215
jojolion maybe with different names and background characters but not sbr
>>141973192
Jotaro would break all the walls with Star Platinum until there were only two walls and one door left, then pass through the only door standing.
>>141973228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieimw3a6Sow
>>141972927
>are you ready to see best Jojo back in action?
You bet, can't wait until Jotaro takes Josuke rat-hunting.
>>141973255
but if you force it every thread it'll become stale quickly and honestly it already is, do it here and there but not every fucking thread. holy shit man.
>>141973260
Yeah I'm waiting to see that shooting bullet without a gun scene.
Reminder that Ho Pants is a man
>>141973294
Hot Pants isa beautiful sexy woman
>>141973321
Literally the same as Narancia shitposters
You're a homo, man
>>141972962
Hamon users tend to live a good bit longer than usual. Joseph mentioned Lisa Lisa still being alive at the start of Part 3.
>>141973333
If not for DIO would Willie Zep and British Jonny boy Jojoestar be around by the time of Stone Ocean?
>>141973367
sorry meant Dio Brando
>>141973367
Jonathan would be like 142 in Part 6
>>141973367
>>141973425
How old was Tonpetti?
>>141973260
>First fight with Kira
>"That's a nice watch."
>Stardust Crusaders begins to play
>"It would be a shame if it broke. Your face, that is."
>DOODOO-DOODOODOO-DOODOO-DOODOO-DOODOO
>>141973192
Post the other mosoacs
>>141973260
how does Jotaro become so based in Part 4? all the edgelord cringe from Part 3 gets rechanneled into hammy badassery and some of the best outfits
![[araki angry].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0yCaAeG.gif "[araki angry].gif")
>>141971772
y por esas mierdas leo jojo en ingles.
atentamente un español de españa.
>>141973623
>edgelord
>>141973333
Makes me wonder just how old Tonpetty and Straits were.
>>141973367
no
because if not for Dio, Zeppeli wouldn't teach Jonathan Hamon.
>>141973608
>participated in every mosaic so far
>missed this one because of banned for NSFW
fug
Given how sad his life got since then, he probably would have been better off if Jotaro had let him stay dead after Dio drained him.
>>141973608
fuck i missed out on this one
>>141973629
estoy leyendo jojolion en ingles
>>141972927
check em
>Dio to Jonathan : "It's futile! I hate the futility of the futile... Really futile..."
What did he mean by this?
>>141973843
MUDA! MUDADADADA!
[Dio Noises]
Your next line is: that's a really stupid meme. I know it!!
>>141973997
that's a really stupid meme. I know it...
EH!!
What
>>141974049
wat
I ... something?
Hey /jojo/
how unready are animeonlies for Part 6 ?
>>141974299
Made in heaven/10
>>141974299
Absolutely unready
>Annasui
>Westwood
>Heavy Weather
And other incredible tales
>>141974299
There are already posts on a certain hellish blue website whining about Heavy Weather and I'd imagine manime crowd will hate it too. It'll be a ride for sure.
Did he die a virgin?
>>141974299
No joke, it's going to be painful. Let's be honest with each other for a minute.
Part 1 was a show stealer for awhile, both as a meme and a legitimate show to watch.
Part 2 only bolstered this attitude and Joseph cultivated a legit following.
Part 3 is Part 3. Jotaro might not be Joseph, but Stardust Crusaders pulls people in.
Part 4 has been mostly quality, not QUALITY so far. It seems like it's going to turn out pretty well, and seems legitimately popular. It'll be a fun ride that will solidify a JoJo fanbase.
Part 5, I honestly believe this, will blow every other adaptation out of the water. David has been looking forward to it for years and will make it their baby. King Crimson will be the first mind melting plot element for animeonlys, but it will be memed to death for their definite enjoyment.
The final act of Part 6 is going to fucking destroy their minds. Frogs? lol. Snails? sure. Bohemian Rhapsody? ehhhhhh. But that final act when a milato lynch victim amnesiac fails to defeat his gay priest brother, only for gay priest brother to head to Cape Canaveral, rotate gravity 90 degrees, speed up time until fate itself becomes a malleable concept, and kills EVERY SINGLE MAIN CHARACTER INCLUDING JOTARO THE GOLDEN BOY? I honestly think they're widespread glutepain will kill any chance of SBR getting adapted. I mean, fuck. I didn't even get into the Green Baby and tree man and DIO's cock and whatever the fuck.
>>141974519
no becausehe got fucked by the end of part 4
>>141974519
Does necrophilia with just hands count?
>>141974536
Part 5 would be far more popular than it is now if not for the retards who translated it.
>>141974536
Don't forget the wonders of Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma and Jumping Jack Flash and random scene with load of strange dudes including a honest to god wizard showing up for a panel only to never come back or be relevant in any other form
>>141974687
>Jumping Jack Flash
>his power wasn't farting
Missed opportunity.
>>141974657
Assuredly. Now imagine a flawless translation, full animation, David colors, top tier sound design, and Abbacchio being as funny as he's supposed to be. I can't wait.
>>141974687
I honestly hated reading Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma, but watching them sounds fucking hilarious.
>>141974536
>I honestly think they're widespread glutepain will kill any chance of SBR getting adapted
>David successfully funds a SBR anime by selling Dakimakuras of girls from Stone Ocean
>>141974761
linjk??
>>141974808
I'd buy all the Jolynes so no one else can have her.
>>141974808
>having an SO girl as you are whyfoo
>>141974761
>I honestly hated reading Dragon's Dream and Yo-Yo Ma, but watching them sounds fucking hilarious.
They'll actually benefit greatly from being animated, especially if they'll compress each into a single episode. They're both good and pretty unique ideas for filler fights, but both of them lasted a bit too long.
>>141974808
Araki wouldn't really be happy with that sort of merch, I'd imagine, considering the whole "anti-moe" idea behind the characters
>>141974875
fuck araki characters will be sexualized why not cash in?
>>141974536
I Want SBR OVAs, so hopefully they can get funding for it. Imagine all of SBR and JJL done in Hellsing Ultimate quality. It'll never happen but I can dream.
What are some good Jojocore movies to watch?
>>141974875
People always blow every little remark Araki makes out of proportion. I'm sure he'd just find it amusing.
>>141974854
Better than having runaway, Mariah or lips girl as your waifu
>>141974875
Yo-Yo Ma can fit a single episode, but Dragon's Dream won't. Yo-Yo Ma was 5 chapters with a little bit of it in a chapter beforehand, so they can end on it's reveal and then fit the rest of it into one episode easily. Dragon's Dream was 8 chapters which means it'll be 2 episodes. considering their current sweetspot for episode length is 4.5 chapters.
>>141974917
narancia is my waifu:^)
>>141974930
Just admit that you're gay anon, it might be difficult now but you're saving yourself a lot of pain down the track.
>>141974927
DD could easily be squashed down, there isn't much to it. Realistically Yoyoma should take longer.
The fuck is this ?
Dinoalchemy?
>>141974951
lol this nigga
>>141974889
SBR OVAs would be the best thing to happen in my life so far
Can Gyro spin his balls?
>>141975001
No, but jhonny can.
Jonathan, Johnny... same thing more or less. Johnny remind me of me Jonathan, which I like better.
>>141975036
SAME MANGA
Me Zeppeli, you Zeppeli
Me Dio, you Dio
Me boat, you boat
Me death, you death
SAME, MANGA!
>>141974957
Not really, 8 chapters is a lot to compress even for a shitty fight. DIO's World was 18 chapters and they did 5 an episode. There is literally no way they'd ever do it. 1.5 is our best bet but I wouldn't count on it. Also you don't seem to remember how much shit happened. It's not very memorable but it had a lot to it.
>>141974914
This. Araki is pretty relaxed, as far as we know he approves of the r34 too.
>>141975110
>ff gets fucked up even though his stand betrays his powers
10 minutes
>fall down the stairs
1 minute
>electric chair fuckery
4 minutes
>reviving FF/finishing him
5 minutes
>>141975136
It's not like he can do anything about it if he wanted to. He's not pic related.
>>141975145
Still not gonna happen unfortunately. There's a fuckton of exposition too.
>>141975165
about what, fengshui? that can be cut down to like a sentence
Reminder
>>141975178
Yeah but I doubt they're gonna cut that. We just need to accept that we live in a world where DD in the anime will be more than 1 episode.
If there's anything I'm worried about, it's not getting an animated JJL. I couldn't give less of a shit about SBR, to be honest, I just want the 4×4 up on my TV.
>>141975263
Joshuu will never be relevant. He'll get one fight and then be forgotten.
Dude, DUDE.
What if...Gold Experience Requiem Distortion Over Heaven Act 4
>>141974911
The Godfather
>>141975291
We'll get an offhand mention he got together with Karera who won't be relevant either, Kyo and Hato will join the crew and Daiya will get a scene or two in the vein of, say, Tamami in part IV.
>>141974959
Lamposaurus
>>141975326
it has the unique power ofmaking Giorno more interesting than Bruno and Mista for once
>>141974911
Gachimuchi
>>141975432
no abs no buy
>>141975402
>All the infinite dimension versions of Diavolo die for eternity
>dreamt that my dad and I were reading SBR together
>this will never happen
>>141975505
That's because God took the wrong son
>>141972927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfY
>tyhsat guy he did wh
I feraly feal him ifell you I feeling it ddp
SBR live action movie made in the west, Hulk Hogan plays Gyro and Mike Myers plays Johnny. How do you feel?
>>141975592
reatard
>>141973192
How would King Crimson do this?
>>141975662
someone made a webm of it already
>>141973333
Joseph never practiced Hamon after Kars because he's a lazy bastard.
post your favorite jjl page
>>141975443
>4
>>141973294
>Gyro died thinking Hot Pants was a man
>>141975754
he finally did it
>>141974470
Don't they realize that literally every part except for Battle Tendency was somewhat caused by DIO? Not just Stone Ocean.
>>141975739
The one where Gappy dicks Daiya's brains out.
>>141975836
>you will never cut daiya's throat open as she shrieks out CALIFORNIA
>you will never stick your dick in the open wound
>you will never go in and out fast in her bleeding neckwound while her massive tits flop around sexily as she spasms from the pain
Araki must have really liked Jumping Jack Flash's Stand ability, because he based all of Part 7 on it.
>>141975894
he really thought it was a gas gas gas
>>141975891
Don't make me feel this way, anon
>>141975891
What the fuck, dude.
>>141975918
Feel what way?
Grand Wizard Feedback LN when?
>>141973629
>"vos"
>Hay gente en este planeta que sigue diciendo "vos" en vez de "tu"
Truly argeniggas are the worst
>>141975942
Sad that I'll never do that.
>>141975978
South America was a mistake.
>>141975996
It's alright anon. We can always fantasize.
So who's your favorite Jojo?
>>141976015
Gappy.
>>141975917
Well it's alrightIn fact it's a gas
will he?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10306819
http://www.strawpoll.me/10306819
http://www.strawpoll.me/10306819
>>141976036
No reason to kill him, two people already died to create him
>>141976021
Good taste
favorite jojoand lays vs doritos?
joseph and doritos
>>141975929
pleb
>>141975975
>grand wizard and elf lawyer are the masterminds behind parts 1-6
>it's just a really elaborate larping session
>>141975754
Nice [1] anon :^)
>>141976093
Josuke and Lays
Doritos suck dick, dude.
>>141974519
He did it withthat ambulance
>>141976036
Yasuho's gonna be the one to bite it, I'm sure of it.
>>141976158
they're not great but i crave the cheesey dust
ideally i want normal tortilla chips with some flavorful spicy cheese dipping sauce but doritos are more convenient and they're at least a step above cheetos
Jojo-esque must watches?
>>141976228
Steven Universe.
>>141976255
Kill yourself.
>>141975978
Que decís boludo, boludó VOS boludo VOS. La Argentina che. Maradona.
>>141975263
The best panels of this manga are from Joshu being jealous. Araki needs to improve his game and write more of these situations.
>>141975432
We need to go lewder.
name this stand, /a/
>>141975807
Everything was related to DIO until Jojolion happened, part 8 has to be the first part were DIO will not be mentioned or referenced.
>>141976228
What about must plays, other than the actual Jojo games of course.
I'd have to sayUndertale
>>141976036
I think he will be the new Jotaro because of the Yoshikage in him.
>>141976378
Please stop
Can't we have a proper thread without you niggers coming in here? It's bad enough with all the other variants of shitposting
>>141976361
[GET OFF OF MY CLOUD]
>>141976255
Well meme'd
Reminder this is the first sample of the leaked in-development 2nd OP of part 4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tk2NsMFpwF
>>141976472
sounds kinda creepy, unsetting
>>141976472
I don't get it
>>141976520
Keep in mind, "in-development". The 2nd OP will sound a lot more finished and less-midi but this is what was ripped.
>>141976228
What do you mean by Jojo-esque?
Jojo is pretty much on an area of its own. I can't really think of anything similar to it as a whole.
Now, if you want must plays I can give you one or two. And no, I won't give you Undertale like the other faggot.
>>141976411
But where else would I get my (You)'s?
>niggers
>plural
It's just me, the rest of the fanbase are Tumblr faggots who don't appreciate good anime and manga.
>>141976541
ripped from where?
As you know I'm a man of whew
>>141976228
not "watches" but Worm is basically Jojo's Grimdark Adventure
the powers being stands is a spoiler you find out halfway through, but oh well, all the fights are part 5-6 level of munchkining
>>141976560
Don't know, the guy who posted it said not to ask where he got it and just enjoy it. Apparently it's the same guy who said that Savage Garden would be the ED theme and the same guy who said the OP for the Yukako episode would be the EDM version hours before it aired.
>>141976228
A read rather than a watch but I'll repeat what was said multiple times already, Dorohedoro is probably the most JoJo-ish thing out there. Especially if you enjoyed parts VI and VII a lot and have a good tolerance to body horror.
There's a lot of weird powers used in creative ways, including being invisible to memory of other people and a dude who's a bit similar to an evil voodoo-themed Tonio.
>>141976361
KILLER QUEEN BITES THE PILLOW
What are your predictions for Jojolion? I don't just mean in the near future, either.
>>141976586
>Don't know, the guy who posted it said not to ask where he got it and just enjoy it.
>trusting 4chan
>ever
>trusting a guy saying he's another anonymous guy
>>141976472
I really hope it's legit, it sounds pretty good.
>>141976472
Man, I can picture that first part playing over moving silhouettes of Kira, and then when it kicks in it pans over all the allied characters before ending up on Josuke as he calls Crazy D.
Or something.
>>141976551
Just anything that gives feelings similar to Jojo, or at least stuff of similar quality.
Stands are really cool for example. Anything with that?
>>141976608
I'd call it a fake but it seems to have some genuine effort put into it, plus we HAVE been having a guy pop up in these threads and reveal stuff for the anime that no one would've guessed and they actually turned out true.
>>141976643
Play Persona or watch the anime.
>>141976618
I just want Mikitaka and Fungami to be in the intro
>>141976608
he didn't even say he was the same guy
people are making stuff up now
>>141976678
they're already in
>>141976664
Persona is gayalready played 4
>>141976679
that's why I said "apparently". It could be another anon but it wouldn't be too far of a stretch to say it's the same anon who said the ED would be Savage Garden or the same anon who said the EDM version of CNBT would play as the OP theme for the Yukako episode.
>>141976643
You have the whole SMT series. Mostly games though, but there's two very weird OVAs and an anime based on the 4th Persona game which is more Scooby-Doo-esque andbad.
One of the creators and main artist for a lot of the games is friends with Araki, in fact.
>>141976643
You mean stuff with guardian-spirit like entities?
There's Shaman King but I've heard mixed opinions on that.
>>141976472
I don't believe it but I quite like the tune. So props to the anon that made it.
>>141976771
That and unique abilities that can range from anything to anything
>>141976472
As long as it features more dancing, I'm game.
>>141976361
「CLOUD CULT」
Post Hato's big ass.
>>141976840
best page, best girl, best ass
>>141976361
「CLOUD 9」
>>141976949
>That door handle
Did Araki seriously just take a picture of a door handle and add it in via photoshop?
>>141973608
>>141976979
>>141976952
which one
>>141977063
All of them damnit
It's a final villain stand
>>141977044
>>141977105
>>141976361
okay so now we know it's called Cloud Nine
what's its ability?
>>141977105
Where is Diego's face?
>>141977136
>>141977165
The giraffe gets me every fucking time and I don't know why
>>141977165
It is all what i have
>>141977220
It not over yet! I have other ones
>>141977151
It's obviously a suit stand, for one.
It's ability probably gives it the ablity to "move" kinetic energy through objects, most notably taking the kinetic energy frolic blows against the user and redirecting them somewhere else.
>>141977330
>>141977358
And the last one. I hope you have other mosoacs
>you get a stand based on your biggest fetish
What is it called, and what does it do?
>>141977452
Love Love Deluxe
>>141977449
that's a neat GIF
>>141976973
He's just very good at drawing door handles.
Here from russian jojo.
>>141977452
Candyman.
>>141977582
>>141977607
Its all.
>>141976228
Persona, Blue Dragon and Bayonetta.
Look guys it's Mega Giorno
>>141973629
What did he saw?
Also, i don't get why SBR is so high in fan's top. For me it's the weakest part. Can a/ explain why?
Part 4 is boring so far and part 3 was miles better than this.
/a/ and /v/ told me that it was good. Was it a lie?
I miss DIO and fun stands.
>>141977856
Implying part 4 has no fun stands.
What the fuck is wrong in your head???
>>141977856
You watching the anime or readind the manga? Part 4 is a really slow burn and we're like a quarter of the way through at max. The main villain isn't introduced until nearly halfway through. When he is things get a lot better. Part 4's main problem was a lack of focus near the beginning.
>>141977856
Nigga it's only the first 8 episodes, everything from Yukako onwards is golden and better than most of the stuff in part 3.
>>141977797
It's arguably got the best writing in all the parts, Johnny and Gyro's relationship is the best-written in the series, Funny Valentine was a really good villain and the story itself was fucking amazing.
>>141977856
READ THE FUCKING MANGA.
Also pert 4 starts slow but it gets much better later on.
>>141972996
Outlived for all of five seconds before the universe reset, yeah
>>141977856
>fun stands
>The Sun
>Wheel of Fortune
> Tower of Gray
These first two shit stands alone are why part 4 is already better than part 3.
>>141973294
>Ho Pants
>>141977968
I liked The Sun, then again I didn't mind Yo Yo Ma so I probably just have a bad taste.
>>141977856
>We will never have exciting stands such as punching ghost man, stabbing ghost man, and whatever-the-fuck-it-needs-to-do-at-the-time green ghost man ever again
Feels bad man
>>141978028
The sun is so short it's hard to find any real issue with it unless you're some sort of sperg who thinks every page is going to be guaranteed gold
>>141978092
I think he meant the stand itself, which to be fair is literally just a fucking sun
Pucci is cute!
>>141977797
It had a great villain, an interesting story with high stakes and a cool setting. Why do you think it's the weakest part?
>>141977924
It's only best written cause it has the time. Give 24 volumes to part 1 or 2 and you'll see they'll be better than SBR.
I don't see what's amazing in the story. It starts with a race, then fuck the race for bromance, then fuck battles with shit D4C powers. How many reads are needed to understand the dio/valentine/johnny or gyro/johnny/valentine fight?
>>141977549
With that amount of detail put into reflections? I don't know anon.
>>141978111
It's not a sun though, it's just a big fireball. That reflects more poorly on it, though it's technically the same thing as Speed King on a wide scale at this point.
>>141976973
It was possibly an assistant who did that, because background detailing work is generally what they tend to do but yes, that's a photograph of a door handle. You can see the photographer reflected on it.
>>141978175
So? It's still the best written part, plus Araki getting a whole month to plan out each chapter and plan out the story better helped quite a bit.
>>141978212
I wouldn't compare it to Speed King since we don't know the full ability of it yet, it might be something bullshit that relates to heat and something else. Probably speeding up/slowing down molecules.
>>141973192
>>141976228
Braindead and the Evil Dead series have a similar kind if body horror thing going on. Also the Fifth Element and Flex Mentallo
>>141978028
>I liked The Sun
I, too, like watching paint dry
>>141978254
At this point
>>141978175
It was better-written than the other parts WELL before it hit 16 volumes.
It only went batshit insane in the last 6 volumes or so.
>>141978364
Of course. I'm expecting part 8 to beat it though, especially with the more-recent chapters because holy shit every chapter has left me on the edge of my seat just NEEDING the next month to come
Pucci adorable
>>141978401
Nah I meant at this point as in SK is like a mini the Sun because like you say, we dont know the full skill set
>>141978427
I'd say he's more like a mini Magician's Red so far, all we know is his ability has something to do with heat. Knowing Araki it's probably gonna be something batshit insane.
Joseph showing up old and decripet isn't my issue. People get old, he's had a long life and done lots of shit.
It's really the whole cheating thing that bothers me. It just kind of urks me the wrong way, that this guy would go out of his way to gather a fortune teller, a Frenchman, a Japanese student, a dog and his grandson to go kill a vampire to save his daughter and then to cheat on his wife soon afterwards.
I get the idea, it's so we have a character that's younger than Jotaro, and Jotaro doesn't have to be a dad, or palling around with his son or some horseshit. I just think it could have been done..differently? I don't know, maybe callback to that one lady that got taken hostage by Straights, maybe he had a fling with her, and she raised a kid that had his own family and moved to Japan or something.
Despite all I wrote, it's really a minor complaint, I love Part 4, and I can't think of anything I'd really change other than GIVE ME MORE SLICE OF JOJO CHAPTERS
>>141978507
Josuke was born 6 years before SDC
It makes sense that Joseph was the most lecherous of all the JoJos and that he would cheat on his wife, particularly before the events of Stardust Crusaders
>>141978507
Get out before you're spoiled senpai, but enjoy, part 4 is REALLY damn good
I hope in the anime they add more filler scenes between Josuke and Oldseph, those were so fucking heartwarming
>>141978507
Joseph is the epitome of testosterone-filled jackass, cheating is really not out of character for him. If there's one thing that sucks about it it's that Araki had to do some pretty stupid bullshit to make Joseph survive Part 3
SDC Joseph is handsome
Post him
>>141978596
>>141978507
remember when Joseph peeped on his mom
>>141978629
I would pee on Lisa Lisa if she was my mom
>>141978596
So I watched the last episode of Part 4, and I was cracking up the entire time, man I fucking love Part 4 so much.
But then I thought about it seriously. Shouldn't this be terrifying? Is it just funny because I know what kind of shit Jojo can get up to already, or is it just that JJBA has a great blend of humor/horror, hence making it a BIZARRE adventure?
