Meanwhile, in class 1-/a/...
can anybody say peepeewallabooza without laughing
>>141843466
A mad loli is hitting her desk
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>>141843466
Who gets to sit in the protagonist seat by the window?
>>141843466
Card games are happening, where the entire world is at stake
Shit, can I copy off yesterday's math homework, anon?
Hey guys! I hear we're getting a transfer student today!
Are there aliens, espers, time travelers and transfer students?
>>141843701
Who else but you?
/a/ stands for /a/gony
Sincerely, /b/est class
>>141843775
M-MASAKA...!
>>141843871
But I'm just an ordinary guy who wants to live an ordinary life!
>>141843775
>>141843935
I'm sure they made a mistake, I wasn't supposed to be in the special needs class.
>>141843466
Surely, every day would be a constant fight for the protagonist's seat by the window where all the unique, interesting and possibly magical girls sit near.
>>141843776
You forgot sliders.
The one autistic landwhale femanon gets suspended for putting toast in her mouth and deliberately crashing into guys.
Is nobody going to sit in that seat ever? You know, the empty desk in the back of the room next to the window overlooking the track field? Seriously, that desk has been empty forever.
>>141844057
EEEEEHHHHH?!
>pans up to the sky
AFTER CLASS, MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, FAGGOTS.
THE PROTAGONIST DESK WILL BE MINE I SWEAR
>>141844147
It's because of that cute girl that sits in the seat behind it. She's incredibly attractive and generally a great person but is a social outcast or something so nobody ever speaks to her.
Are you coming to the club after school, /a/non?
>>141843776
>aliens
No. No hay ningu-... whoops, I mean, there's no aliens in this class. No need to call immigration services, you won't find any aliens here! huehuehue...
DING DONG DONG DONG
DANG DING DONG DANG
What clubs did you guys join?
>>141844366
Clubs? I don't need 'em!
>>141844366
The >rape club
>>141844366
I joined the Soviet Army. You?
>>141844342
That's a real shame. I came for the aliens.
Guys, there's this girl that sits behind me and she just keeps giving me this look.
What should I do?
>Dearest mother....
>>141844366
The one with 4 girls and me as the sole guy. They called it the futabu so I guess it's about football.
They seemed eager for me to get there ASAP for my first club meeting later today.
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>>141844366
The volleyball club!
>>141843966
Too bad you crashed into that crazy girl everyone thinks is a witch, and caught the attention of the bespectacled class rep, and ended up living with the blonde foreign exchange student from England whose half-japanese.
She's looking at you! Say something!
>>141844749
Ayy baby you want sum fug?
>>141844366
The literature club obviously, nothing interesting or crazy ever happens there
>>141844711
And that's kind of awkward because her father is a relative of the great Japanese general that single-handedly won the second world war.
>>141844749
What'r you lookin' at ye ugly cunt?
>>141844749
Are you an alchemist?
>>141844711
>>141844791
All these girls are so annoying, why are they always all up in my personal space? What the hell is their deal?
>>141844711
At least you've got your tomboy-ish childhood friend to keep you sane! Though lately she's been getting pretty violent towards you, do you think it has something to do with all these new girls hanging around?
>>141843466
>>141844327
I'm in the go home clubbut for you I'll make an exception.
>>141844802
is she ok?
>>141844802
It's just not the same without sound
P-please don't bully me!
>>141844869
>16 years ago
>...on 4/20
ayyyyyy
>>141844749
Ayy dis chick lookin tasty, hold er down tyrone
>>141844959
It's also my senpai's birthday
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>>141843466
>>141845008
I would try to touch her hair
>>141844850
Yaaah... you can be pretty thick when it comes to ladies anon
>>141844366
Does the school have music class, or do I have to join a club for that. If they have a class, then I'm joining the wrestling team and hoping I can get through without the inevitable hard gay senpai raping my boipussy.
>>141845103
>Human Resources
every time
ESL here, what's the difference between Chemistry and Alchemy?
>>141843466
Hey, guys I got my dad's car. Anyone wanna go for a ride afterschool?
>>141845103
>Home economics
Loved that guy.
>>141845103
>marine biology
>>141845103
>wrestling coach
>>141845143 here. Can confirm that it's super gay, but really fun in a not-gay way.
>>141845154
Same as the difference between Astrology and Astronomy.
>>141845170
So long as you drive safe and follow the rules of the road.
>>141844366
The Chess club.
>>141845103
Is this the updated one for 2016, or is it the one from 2014?
>>141844366
The loli club
>>141845103
>Dispute Resolutions
my favorite class
>>141845314
There's no such club, liar.
>>141845244
A-astrology is that zodiac stuff, and astronomy is the actual study of the cosmos.
I still don't get what the difference is between those two, though..
Is chemistry derived from alchemy?
>>141845159
>>141845276
Don't worry, it'll be a smooth ride
>>141845347
In short, Alchemy was people trying to turn other things into gold.
Chemistry is the study of matter.
I think google-san can answer it more eloquently.
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>>141844366
The "let's browse the internet" club. I think I'm good enough to aim for regionals.
>>141845337
Then what club is right for me?
I'm dropping out
>>141844749
Shougakusei wa saiko daze
![[Elysium]Suzumiya.Haruhi.no.Yuuutsu.EP06(BD.720p.AAC)[8D222122].mkv_snapshot_19.45_[2016.05.22_17.37.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9e0ch5w.jpg "[Elysium]Suzumiya.Haruhi.no.Yuuutsu.EP06(BD.720p.AAC)[8D222122].mkv_snapshot_19.45_[2016.05.22_17.37.37].jpg")
The girl that sits behind me in class is really cute, but a guy I know tells me she's a nutjob. What should I do, /a/?
>>141845103
Who is the Jive guy and the Track coach?
I've forgotten them somehow..
>>141845347
Alchemy was basically chemistry back when people believe in magic and shit and when fire was thought to be it's own element. It was research in its own sense, but since people didn't really know as much as we did now, it seemed like magic at the time. Gunpowder was made by a Chinese alchemist.
>>141845490
Try break dancing and then say hi
>>141845500
Al chemy
Al kali
Al qaeda
>>141845500
Ooooh, now I get it..
this was kinda bothering me, thank you
>>141845490
Talk to her, invite her to some club. What could possibly go wrong?It would be nice to see a short story about Kyon warming up to Haruhi with small talk every day.
G-Guys can I be the class president? I never been one before.
>>141845103
Don't forget to show your support for our swim team captain, as he goes for gold this summer in Rio!
>>141844366
I'm chairman of the Go Home Club
>>141845578
>matsuda
How many times has this nigga disappointed again?
>>141845586
Go homu-bu?
>>141845558
No, this is our class president.
>>141844749
>you will never have a girl look at you shyly while you ask her out and cause her to stammer and her heart to beat fast.
When is it the loud spunky joke characters turn to get a girl?
>>141845624
B-But she's only in your head anon.
>>141845558
You'd probably just shirk your duties and get hated even more.
>>141845366
>thanatology
>>141845654
Never ever
>>141845654
Girls make me do that instead.
>>141845545
The word alchemy actually comes from the arabic word al-kimia. It was thanks to some muslim scholars that chemistry came into fruition, mostly to Jabir. He helped start a scientific method for chemistry and it soon spread to Europe at the birth of the renaissance.
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>>141845517
>>141845557
Say, you know that cute girl I mentioned? She hasn't turned up to school today and suddenly the class president (who I thought left for Canada) is sitting in her seat. Nobody I ask seems to know even who she is, which is weird.
I think I need to lie down.
>>141843642
When all of a sudden she starts a mad rhythm
>>141845578
He's just no good at listening. Make way for the king, baby.
>>141845770
Ok /a/
take your seats and please tell us something about yourself.
>>141844749
you dropped your spare pencil
>>141845762
KyoAni is fucking sick.
Look at the buildings out of the window, fucking A.
Even the building that's halfway on that hill looks great.
>>141845103
Shouldn't carpentry be under Takamiya Honoka from Witch Craft Works as he carves penguins while Ayumu just gets his ass carved out all the time.
>>141845597
One is too many.
>>141844366
>Keionbu
If only...
>>141845802
I'm the teachers pet and have great grades
>>141845815
Looks like a pablo background to me.
>>141845802
Dibs on the second last seat next to the window.
>>141845868
I'm just an ordinary highschool student living an ordinary life.
>>141845899
>>141845868
>>141845802
I'm going to be the main character!
>>141845802
Done!
My name's Anon, but you can call me Anonji.
I'm p-pleased to meet you and I'm looking forward to making new friends!
>>141845914
That's where the magical girl goes, idiot.
>>141844366
The Sleeping club.
>>141845898
>>141845899
Looks like we're going to have a fight on the first day.
gokigenyou everybody ! Who want to be my onee-sama ? :)
>>141845917
>>141845914
>>141845899
>>141845868
>>141845802
>>141843466
Second row, center seat. Mine!
>>141844366
The swim club. As always.
Hey can you guys self-study? I'm gonna take a nap right now.
Hum ... some new beautiful bu... student to look after.
>>141845802
Easily sneak into class late, best view of news, first out too
>>141843776
>Are there aliens, espers, time travelers and transfer students?
Time traveler reporting in, this post will be dubs.
>>141843736
only if you buy me a juice during lunch time later
>>141845952
I've been watching this the last couple of months, so good.
Is there any actual statistic how often MC sits on MC desk?
>>141846006
You fool, watch me
>>141845997
Where is the drill girl ? There is a drill girl in every classroom.
>>141846006
well
technically you're not wrong
you have mirror dubs
>>141846042
Did someone call me ?
>>141846035
Relax senpai, I got you covered.
>>141846051
>Those skirts
>>141846042
>>141845997
>>141846084
Ara ?
>>141846025
Now that you mention it, Yui does not sit in the MC desk. She's in the last row.
>>141845997
>best view of news
That's not the center of the last row.
>>141846006
>>141846035
>>141846093
You guys are idiots
>>141845802
Top left so I can stare out the window.
Oh, and nice to meet everyone, a-and I am also the student council's dog. I hope we all can get along well!
>[tskrrcc-brshhh-brshhhhhhhhhhhh]
>intercom starts playing Bohemian Rhapsody
>>141844366
the basketball club.
me on the far left.
>>141846157
Oh the class meat toilet is here. Help yourselves everyone.
>>141846134
Don't forget the perverted lesbian :)
>>141846134
>>141846157
>>141846129
two spots above late-kun, next to drills girl, I'm the class gyaru slut
>>141846177
M-meat toilet?
What's that?
>>141846153
Class bully spotted
>>141846178
Gimme a seat
>>141846184
>>141846184
Kek
>>141845997
Im sitting next to this guy.
>>141846184
In front of Ruri, I'm the class delinquent.
How can I get the senpai from anime club to molest me? He refuses to date 2D and swoons only over D.
>>141846219
I'll take dead center and be the guy who only ever shows up in the background
>>141846219
I'd personally place you right next to the trap, so you could act like a lesbian to him, without being aware of that he's actually a man.
>>141844366
The gaming club. On special occasions we play card games while riding our motorised bicycles. Who wants in?
I love how in /a/'s classroom there isn't some weeb otaku chara yet
Why are you nerds playing tic-tac-toe?
Come on guys, your motivations! Don't just pick a seat!
>>141846275
It's implied.
>>141846275
That would obviously be the teacher
>>141846238
Im next to Ruri, Deliquent number 2.
>>141844366
Anime club
>>141846313
>otakufag
I'm juju, dumbass
>>141846313
i-it's not like i'll run into a childhood friend here, r-right?
>>141846313
I'll be glasses guy sitting to the right of teacher's pet.
>>141846313
Next to MC, the slapstick mc's friend who never gets any girls and always ends up being the butt of the jokes
>>141846366
But are you gonna be the smart glasses guy or the dumb glasses guy?
>>141846238
so do we dye our hair, or do we sport pomps?
Swimsuit is still considered an uniform and doesn't break any school regulations, right?
>>141844366
Aquatics club's the best, you should join too, we don't have enough cute guys in speedos and turbos.
>>141846374
Smart, but doesn't understand how others can be so dumb. i.e. doesn't think he's smart.
>>141846376
whoops, i replied to myself, that was meant for
>>141846311
>>141844366
I guess I'm the only student council member since no one else is joining it.
>>141846313
I desire a seat next to the main character. It is my objective to stay close to him at all times.If you haven't played the game, she's a robot.
>>141846335
>>141844366
The sewing club
H-how come there's not a class rep yet?
You should be able to solve this, anon.
>>141844482
Good choice. I'll be joining shortly, hope to see you there, anon!
>>141846422
Better.
>>141846313
Now that I've secured my place as faceless background guy that means I get to be the one to systematically rape all the girls in doujins! Hooray for me!
>>141846422
>>141846358
>sitting behind me
Wow anon could you not talk to me, you're creeping me out
I really love this school.
>>141846472
Me shoved in the locker by nipple mod
Dear lurkers sitting in front of the screen, the little girls that appear on this board are delinquents.
So, please do not, under any circumstances, imitate what you see on this board.
>>141846472
>moot as teacher
perfect
Nice to meet you all. I play guitar as my only hobby and interest and won't stop talking about it to people who neither understand nor care!
>>141846440
Class rep type has to be a cute loli and we don't have any cute girls here.
Added myself
>>141846401
How does pompadours and pumps sound boss?
>>141846527
I'll be that girl who seats behind the uppermost right seat and who'll die at the last few episodes where everybody cries.
>>141846549
>best girl next to mc's childhood friend
>>141846551
ideal.
>>141844749
>not a single one of you replying with "something"
>>141846475
>ignores you while reading some magazine
>>141846604
are you actually doing this in ms paint?
>>141846604
83.8% chance that Delinquent will corrupt "Just wants to make friends".
WHO DREW ALL THESE DICKS ON MY DESK
>>141846648
read the thread faggot
>>141844749
>>141846610
S-som- ah fuck I cant do it.
>>141846635
How else would I do it?
>>141846679
It's okay Anon-chan, there are plenty of beautiful fish in the sea.
>>141846681
STAILISHU
>>141843872
this is /b/ait
sincerely, best /a/non
>>141846604
ill make you proud /a/ you wont regret it
>>141846604
[Spanish Guitar Intensifies]
Who's his buddy?
>>141846648
You didn't even try! Here, I'll do it for you, but just this time!
>A-no-n, written with the kanji for terrible luck and the kanji for gambling, yoroshiku onegai shimasu!!
I'm the handsome rich guy
>>141846767
What's the catch?
>>141846728
>>141846711
Thats we stuck you in the locker
I WANT TO SUCK A DICK!!
>>141846741
Also curious to know this
>tfw I might get a friend
>>141846767
>>141846728
>>141846767
I'm the Chuuni.
>>141844366
>no one joining the going home club
>>141846800
Get in line.
>>141846778
He feels like any friends he makes are only after his wealth and his Father's reputation.
Where's the autist?
>>141846818
>>141846843
Every seat
That Mechazawa dude, sorta doesn't look right...
>>141846857
T-t-thanks anon.
>>141846857
>>141846859
ehhh? From HR?? Mechazawa sure is the most human human being i've ever seen
Um sensei! Sorry, I'm late!
>>141844366
School shooting club
Wheres the musicfag
>>141846879
Meganii-san has a crush on Genki
>tfw no one wants to sit next to me
wow, it's like I'm really in high school!
We need an edgy loner
>>141846902
Here, pic is literally me.
This is FUN!
>>141846902
here
>>141846924
Who are you anon
>>141846814
W-WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>>141844366
I'm part of the student body radio,RADIO GRAFFITI
>>141846934
That's not my buddy
>>141846902
Guitar-kun in the second row
>>141846957
OHHH MYYY GOADDUUU
>>141846962
G-Ghost jiji?
You're back!?
Class is now in session
>>141846957
Seems like a case of recreational pharmaceuticals to me.
>>141846956
won't shut up. Almost last to get a neighbor but at least they're genki.
>>141846957
>The earth is round
>>141846957
Do you also double as the token American?
>>141846957
NANIIIII?!
>>141845862
i would literally make a keionbu myself if i had to
>>141847002
Alright everyone, let's begin your happiness training!
>>141846995
I am your host, the one they call Ghost.401, you're on air
