What is the protocol if you meet someone who has the same waif as you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIsRVM-uDvI
>>141836939
Fight him irl then have a beer after you pick yourselves off the ground
>>141836939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bClUp9I6w
>>141836939
Have a drink but go your separate ways afterwards
You don't have to fight them or anything since your waifus are different instances of the same character; they're not the same.
But if you become friends it'll just be weird.
>>141836939
Waifu war on the moon
This
>>141836939
last time that happened I ripped his throat out while screaming there can be only one.
I had to do it.
>>141836939
if you share a waifu, then you must share your laifu.
You have to marry them, is what I'm saying.
>>141836939
one of you has to die
Unless both of you like being NTRd, you must duel to the death.
Find a third and she plays fuck, marry, kill.
>>141837325
>original miku, more of a slut
so a cute dress that reveals legs makes someone a SLUT? TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. A SLUT IS SOMEONE WITH ORE THAN ONE SEXUAL PARTNER YOU USELESS GARBAGE
>>141836939
Engage in a danmaku spell card duel. Hold shift for focused movement.
>>141837353
I don't really thing marriage is transitive
fuck with my waifu you pay with your laifu
Compare waifu folders. The loser must step aside. The winner strips the loser of their folder.
>>141837252
Where's the copypasta of the different hatsune miku waifus?
Well, if you think your waifu is Asuka/Rei or Ruri, you should probably just remain silent and rethink your life.
Maybe you're not cut out for this.
Kill him and take his power.
>>141836939
So no waifu?
Also posting relevant pic.
Fight to the death with katanas
>>141836939
First rule of waifus: You don't talk about the waifus.
Second rule of waifus: If you talk about the waifus, keep your real, true waifu a secret to your grave.
>>141837624
Thats how cucks act
>>141837534
So your saying if Asuka is your waifu your opinion is moot?
Share your waifu's holes together to give her pleasure and satisfaction that each of you individually could never deliver to her.
just so you know if you ever fuck with my waifu i will rape you, cut you into a million pieces with my katana, kill you, and rape you again in front of your mother
>>141836939
Challenge them to a duel.
There can only be one.
You have to kill the other guy
>>141837714
I'm saying that if your waifu is someone like Asuka, you're either okay with sharing her with literally thousands of other guys or you probably just pounced on the first girl that captured your eye.
Some people, like Destrado if he still hangs around here, are committed to their Rei waifu and have been for what would be at least a decade now. These guys know they love Rei, and there are equally committed Asukafags I'm sure.
But the vast majority of proclamations of love for these mainstream characters are empty and devoid of commitment.
Have a battle to the death on a burning ship.
He is you and you are him. You must recombine and find the rest of your pieces scattered across the world to become your perfect self. Then you may ascend to the 2D realm.
>>141838536
Only if it's a spaceship burning because it's aerobraking. The winner still has to make it to the controls to land the ship, or you both die in a spectacular crash.
>>141838447
Mind you, there are enough Reis to go around and serve all of the husbandos.
i dont know if you guys know this but dont youtube search your wife, you will see people loving her more
There can be only one
Contracts are binding and final. You must share.
Get a new waifu because she's obviously a slut.I've only met one other person with the same waifu as me, he was a cool guy.
you have to become the same person
>>141838747
I tried. 0 results, and I even tried the moonrunes of her name and several different ways of spelling it.
>>141838734
... and Asuka is a slut already so anybody claiming her as a waifu must know they're being played.
So who knows? I don't.
>>141838886
I got this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E-pBUxGdxs
Challenge them to a duel. If you kill them you must set out and kill anyone else who shares your waifu. Once that is complete you will be sent into the 2D realm where you can live forever with your waifu.
>>141839490
Segway jousting would be nice to try sometime.
I've only seen one other person with the same waifu as me.He's autistic as hell and posts on /a/ and I want to beat the shit out of him.
>>141836939
beat the nigga to death
>>141839858
So who is it — Lina Inverse, perhaps?
>>141840142
There are several shrines to Lina, so that can't be.
Try to ignore them and hope that they're not a complete fuckwad. Of course there's a pretty high chance that the guy will be a complete retard, at least judging by threads like this where people think they can somehow defend their waifu or something.
>>141839858
From what show?
>>141840232
Is it... Noa Izumi?
Or maybe you've got a manga waifu...
Or maybe it is [see pictured]
>>141837325
I like this explanation best
>>141839858
Oh, it's Osaka. Shoulda guessed from the autism
>>141840142
>>141840811
>>141841134
No. I don't want to say because I have to run into him more than I like and if he saw that I want to kick his ass, he's autistic enough that it'd derail threads into off-topic blogposting.
>>141841154
Well then we shall not speak of it further. Go now in peace.
>>141837065
Beat me to it. Nice.
>>141841754
I mean I shall go now in peace, I wasn't commanding you to leave.
You say it's okay bruh, but secretly think you're waifu would only be with you
>>141837714
>your opinion is moot
I see what you did there
>>141836939
destroy them and shame their ancestors
>>141836939
only one rule: no eye contact during
>>141836939
there are infinite waifu universes that are almost exactly the same, the only difference being that in one universe your waifu loves you, and in another universe she loves the other person.
>>141836939
I can't bring myself to feel anything but love for someone who means so much to me.
>>141836939
We take turns fucking her one after another
Sloppy seconds
>>141842947
If only a deus ex machina could grant me my alternate universe waifu's phone number. We could have all sorts of hijinks and DRAMA as we question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>141837325
public class Miku extends Waifu {
Miku (boolean isASlut);
}
Sans random anons who are just figments of my imagination, I only know one guy who waifu'd the same girl as me. He was a disloyal slut who had multiple waifus though, so he does not count.
>>141843031
No
Stop finding a way
It needs to stop finding a way
>>141837325
saved.
>>141843172
>inb4 Drop table meme
>>141836939
I've only seen one other serious person who has the same waifu as me and he posts around a lot. I find his posts cute and it strives me to become a better husbando than him (not that my own waifu doesn't motivate me to become a better person in the first place, of course).
>>141836939
If it's an anon, it's fine. If it's a tripfag, find out where he lives and kill him.
>4AM
>arguing about the best method of having an imaginary wife
>this has been going on for 11 years
>>141841154
Which Saber is it?
>>141845788
How did the dog get her pregnant?
>>141836939
Duel to the death. There can be only one.
>>141847104
>>141841154
I bet it's the red one.
Fuck her together until she is pregnant. The biological father is her husbando.
Waifus don't exist so it doesn't make a difference if there is one or one million people with a waifu.
If anything having lots of people who have her as a waifu is good because it means she might get more fanart and merchandise. Everyone wins.
>>141837026
>Not fighting to death
>>141837325
>>141837252
So by having a waifu you claim that the character you love isn't real so you illude yourself with an imaginary copy of it instead of praying every day before going to sleep to be sent on her dimension?
>All these people saying waifus don't exists but have one anyway
I bet you are the fucks who think waifu = favourite character of the season.
>>141845788
Thread themeIt's 3:40 AM where I live, close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP05iSzpz94
>>141843172
You cannot just write a class and not write the definition of its constructor. Besides that this is bad programming as changes to your waifu will have to be hardcoded. I suggest using a decorator pattern to define Miku's characterization.
>>141836939
Don't you anons usually praise each other about how much good taste you have?
That's what I do
>>141850009
>definition
I actually meant implementation of its definition
>>141837624
>>141838039
A good example was the anon who had Yuno as a waifu. Really quite cute and heartwarming it seemed at first, then he completely sperged out over another anon who shared her, and revealed what a shithead he really was.
>All these people saying they would duel other people to death
No you wouldn't. At most you'd shitpost on 4chan for a while before giving up.
>>141850184
The thought of two large sweaty autistic neckbeards fight it out over their waifu is hilarious
I've never met anyone who's waifu is Kosaka Honoka, so I don't need to worry about this.
>>141849791
The love is real but the character isn't.
>>141851006
I know at least 20 sweaty bald men that have her as their waifu though.
>>141836939
It makes you sausage brothers and you're allowed to fap to your waifu together.
I have no idea what you fags are talking about. I'm always happy to see another anon appreciate my waifu as much as I do.
>>141851528
Oh yeah ?
Bet you're going to say a le ebin jav joke next, arent you ?
Fight them to the death. It's not about whether you win or lose, it's about preserving your waifus honour. If you're willing to give your life up for her, she will always love you no matter what.
The only person I know with my husbando is a gay man. I know of his blog but he's absolutely flaming (posting about Rupaul's Drag Race and stuff) so I never ended up following. I guess I wouldn't confront him.
How do I divorce my waifu and get a new one?
>>141849905
Do I have to have a waifu?
>>141838039
Made a shit drawing of the correct situation.
>>141851422
Love is just a bunch of neurons being activated by a chemical reaction.
>>141851708
Nah, you can have multiple ones.
>>141851422
Reminder that non-physical =/= not real.
The fact that we cannot touch them or see them in 3 dimensions does not mean they don't exist.
>>141836939
Tell them that they have good taste.
>>141836939
Fap with them right? That's what I usually do.
>>141837325
That is not how OOP works at all.
>>141853616
How does it work?
>>141853675
Your object state does not mutate before you make an instance of it but after.
I don't know what kind of spaghetti code would have the reverse.
>>141850169
>Really quite cute and heartwarming it seemed at first, then he completely sperged out over another anon who shared her
Do you mean Yunocchi, the trip?
>>141850169
Was that the dude I'd ALWAYS see in waifu threads? The one who even had like a blog about their relationship?
Doesn't really happen to me.
>>141836939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n7f6eRCOnU
