Why did such a fine woman become a christmas cake?
She smokes and lives like a teen-age shounen otaku shut-in during her off hours. What dude wants to hang with a chick like that?
>>141775424
She's incredibly clingy, drinks, smokes, and talks too much about manly anime.
>>141775424
Her standards might be too high.
>>141775530
I'd work triple-shifts for a woman like that.
>fine
>>141775530
>>141775619
Yes, I fail to see the problem here.
>>141775530
>>141775619
>smoke and drinks
Out of frustration.
>socially awkward
Aren't we all?
Besides the right question is why she does it?
She's a bird with broken wings, trying to love but can't find anyone to love her back.
She can't find that person to make her special, she's depressed.
That's why she's helping those three, so they won't end up like her.
>>141775424
mumble mumble noone got a real taste in women mumble
IROHA OR DEATH
how old is too old?
>>141776293
Maybe 50. But I am not sure.
>>141776293
Lowered Fertility.
>>141776293
>>141777212
Google is being a faggot and not giving me the source
Can you help me out here?
>>141777465
use iqdb and saucenao, you gigantic homo
>>141777212
I'm in your bed, trying to rape you in your sleep.
>>141777619
Fuck off
I already found the monochrome
I just need the sauce for the colored
How come this cake is still single?
Because she's the female equivalent of an aimless 20-something post grad living like an oversized neckbeard teenager with the funds to indulge their chilidish interests
Cmon bitch, get it together
You'll never become bride material for a proper man like this
>>141775619
How is she clingy?
God forbid a lady enjoys texting her friends about stuff
Because she met Hachiman ten years too late and now he's going to get with her younger pre-ruined version.
>>141775424
>le hat maymay.jpg
>>141776059
Smoking and drinking say that something is VERY wrong with a woman
>>141779221
You're half right, a drinking buddy woman would be great.
>>141775857
seriously where do I sign up?
>>141778619
uh...when they go to repeat texts every minute saying "you're there aren't you!" "you're ignoring me aren't you" "you better answer now"......she's off the rails into stalker/clingly/obsessive/controlling
>>141776059
while you are not technically wrong all that sounds very virgin of you anon
>>141778350
as an aimless 30 something post grad drawing down 6 figures this sounds pretty good
>>141775424
I want to know how she'll react when she throws open that door without knocking as usual, and she sees this and gets scolded with "sensei, knock!"
>>141776293
Around 15 years older than you is going to be problematic if you're considering anything more than some casual fucking.
When you're 50, she's going to be 65, and when you're 65, she's going to be 80. Something to think about.
>>141779610
Joins in
>>141778350
What aims should she be having? She's a teacher, it's pretty clear she doesn't have much ambition.
What would life as a couple with sensei be like?
>>141775619
casual drinking with friends is fine but smoking is a deal breaker.
I want Sensei to rob me of my virginity while I'm sleeping!
seika is otp, ya'll be trippin
Yukino's feet need some loving attention
>>141775424
Does she hang out with people her own age? Do we ever see her doing that? Or do we just see her paying overattention towards a select group of students?
Lol,jk, 'cause the author wanted it that way, you silly goose.
>>141780176
She has friends her own age, she gets invited to their weddings as they get taken out of life by responsibilities of marriage
>>141775424
A heavy smoker, heavy drinker, violent bitch.
Why do you think?
Also she's basically a stalker.She's still worlds apart from shit like Yuigahama, though. And universes apart from utter scum like Yukinoshita.
>>141776293
In the 2D world there's no "too old", anon. Unless she's drawn like a wrinkly obaa-san, every woman is fuckable.
>>141780080
>Yukinon feet
Nah, I'd rather give my love to Hiratsuka's feet
>>141780418
Rumi's feet, Yukino's feet, Hiratsuka's feet...they're all the same but at different points on the timeline
>>141779455
Breaking news: Humans are social animals and become distressed without company
Still unconvinced
>>141775424
Because it's wish-fulfillment haremshit so she had to be single for the only male on the planet i.e. the MC
>>141775424
is sensei used goods?
>>141780609
more than once, since she complained about boyfriends (plural) that would move in and later disappear stealing shit like all her furniture
>>141780609
Nah, she's virgin.
All those "boyfriends" just stole her furnitures.
>>141780761
the purity of your virgin mind is refreshing, anon
>>141779715
Producing children and being married
She seems like she'd make a tender and fun mom anyway
>>141780880
Sounds like circular reasoning to me. Nobody wants her because she has no children and isn't married, and she can't get married and produce children because nobody wants her.
>>141780586
And the reason a person doesn't have any company is because theyre a crappy person and nobody wants to be around tbem.
Is Yui a nice girl? Yukino thinks so.
>>141780176
She does
It's still rather awkward what them all starting families and marrying
>>141776194
Don't kid yourself, anon. She's shit-tier, too. Better than the rest, but still shit-tier.
>>141780761
Yeah, right. Read the very first chapter once again.
>>141780977
Just world fallacy
>>141781027
She's at that age when her facebook would be full of friend's babies and wedding photos.
If she had one, that is.
>>141780609
She's been pumped and dumped because her taste in men is horrible, yknow like most women
>>141775424
This shit is so boring. If they're really so much into MC, why don't they just fucking act like they're interested instead of just ignoring/insulting him?
That's why Iroha instantly got so many fans, even though she's basically a slut: the flirting. At least she tries.
And don't even mention the fake delinquent, her fans always use as excuse that the author "left her out of the story" or "totally forgot about her", but they have to admit that her, too, never actually showed something even remotely to personal interest for the MC. The girls are all boring, regarding that. All but Iroha, obviously.
>>141775424
Because she was dumped by the MC when she was in HS.
Just wait, Yui will be a sensei in the timeskip too.
>>141781295
>why don't they just fucking act like they're interested instead of just ignoring/insulting him?
Are you fucking retarded? How can you not see at least Yui's interest in him?
>never actually showed something even remotely to personal interest for the MC.
She does in the LN.
>>141781219
Our mothers included? Because very recently I discovered that my father wasn't my mother's first, or even second or third for what matters. He was, like, her twelfth or something like that. I can't even look at my mother the same way I did before.
>>141781295
I find it funny how a story praised for its "realistic" portrayal of the human condition fails to account for the fact that people are genuinely repulsed by cold or belligerent treatment from potential love interests
Outright rudeness and aloofness drives people away according to science
>>141775424
What show?
>>141781376
Yui is immature
>>141781376
>She does in the LN
I actually read the LN, and I can't remember anything related to that.
>Are you fucking retarded? How can you not see at least Yui's interest in him?
She only showed it to the readers, not to MC. Breaking the fourth wall doesn't count.
She does it in , ANOTHER but that's not canon.
>>141777672
>>141777465
>>141781436
that brings interesting question to mind, if she's even recalling the correct guy. and someday you might find how many men she's been with after you were born
>>141781443
Fucking this. But it seems elevens are fucked-up human beings, since Oregairu isn't really the first time something like this happened, and MCs almost always go for the girl who treated them in the worst kind of way.
>>141781443
I know of way too many cold and belligerent women (with hot bodies and face mind you) that attract men like shit attracts maggots
>>141781443
When it comes to women, they just have to be attractive. They can be cold or warm, nice or mean, humble angels or absolute bitches and they will get men in droves if they are hot regardless.
That being said Hachiman is an abnormal person. He's not an 'everyman', despite all the retarded "8man-in-high-school" crap. He can well have tastes and attractions that are outside the norm and there's nothing wrong with it.
>>141781443
Well anon, you got to remind yourself that 8man is pretty much a broken individual. Otherwise, he would never care so fucking much about that shitty club of his, or those sorry excuse of human beings known as clubmates... When you never got anything for your entire life, even the most disgusting shit seems appealing to you.
>>141775424
>>141781112
Yeah keep telling yourself that's why she (and you) are alone
>>141781898
Valid point
Some people think they can't do better, or don't deserve better
>>141781898
how about typing into thread about an anime with that scenario, on an anonymous board? would that be even more pathetic?
>>141782124
I'm not alone
But you're delusional if you don't think bad things don't happen to good people, or that good people aren't deprived of positive emotional and mental contact with other people for whatever reason
It's just how the world is
>>141781898
>When you never got anything for your entire life, even the most disgusting shit seems appealing to you
My best friend was like that, but only regarding women... He ended up marrying an ugly bitch who, just a couple years later, divorced him and fucking ruined his life. My greatest regret from this last decade is that I never openly talked against her before their marriage. He's doing better now, but he's way more fucked-up than what he was before meeting her. 3DPDs ruin lives.
>>141782427
People can't interact without hurting each other in some way
It's odd
Humans will go insane without the very thing which causes them emotional pain
>>141782250
Oh right, she's just alone and desperate because she never got the chance to show people she's good and fun to be around because japan is just so sparsely populated. Makes perfect sense.
>>141781526
oh bitch please, fixing a man's hair is such a dead fucking giveaway she might as well hand you her pussy on a silver platter
even I would've got it
>>141782501
Wot?
I think I missed the reason why yukino is so mad at 8man, is it just because of his methods? sure they always leave him miserable in the end, but everyone comes out winning
>>141782521
>People can't interact without hurting each other in some way
kind of falls flat as a theme in this series to be honest
it's just the usual "teenagers being difficult because they're teenagers" setting that you get all the time, people who like this series arbitrarily write off anything stupid as "it's fine because they're teenagers" when it suits them even
making a couple of the characters extra autistic doesn't really change anything
>>141780993
>Is Yui a nice girl?
No. Why do people think she is one after she has stated she isn't and demonstrated it in ANOTHER and in the main series?
>>141782645
it's a mixture of it being self-destructive and the fact that she's an even bigger autist than 8man is
said autism and personal baggage is also what's supposed to make her desirable, since that's obviously how it works in real lifeYui's just as bad, before someone calls me a Yuifag. Loner ending leading to him finding someone better in college would be better for 8man rather than getting stuck with either of these two nutjobs
>>141782731
Because she's cute
Halo effect in action
I always thought she was kind of a bitch from the start
>>141782580
Not him, but that was just a moment of weakness. Then she went back to autism.
Basically, I totally agree with >>141782809.
>>141782809
There's still Iroha.And Saki.Maybe.
>>141782933
>completely written out of the anime.
No Saki.
>>141782933
Enjoy the OVAthe story actually is pretty funbecause that's as close as Iroha will ever get
and Saki's playing the long game, having her dull brother marry into 8man's family through Komachi, and putting herself in a position that'll trigger 8man's siscon urges
>>141782659
Reminds me of anytime someone brings up existential themes
>"What's the meaning of life? Do any of our abstract conceptions have any validity aside from personal feelings? Why do we suffer? Where did this world come from?"
lol faggot I remember being 16 too, now shut up and ignore it all. Don't you like this funny may may on my phone?
Everyone is Yukino.
>>141783379
He'll have all three in a harem by the end.
Is there any way this could end in a way that upsets literally everyone?
An outcome where Yukinofags, Yuifags, Irohafags, sidegirlfags, lonerfags, haremfags, etc. are all universally pissed off? Aside from having WW just drop the series and never release vol 12.
>>141783619
Hayama ending?
>>141780595
This. All these fedoras, edge lords and armchair psychologists (typical yahari fans) try to act like theres any real reason when she's really just meant to be another sexual fantasy for selfinserting losers.
>>141783704
Well there are probably some people who would enjoy seeing that, Hayama/Hachiman would please yaoifags, Hayama/Yukino would piss Yukinofags royally (and a part of the rest of the fandom honestly although they wouldn't mind as much if Hachiman got with their girl instead).
I was thinking an ending where he gets with one girl but another is ambiguously going to win in the future. Like Yukino sets up Hachiman to be with Iroha with the stated conviction that when she returns from abroad she will take him back. And it's left ambiguous whether that actually happens (but not so ambiguous that you think for sure it won't). I could see how that might piss everyone off and lead to eternal unresolved shit flinging.
>>141782731
>and demonstrated it in ANOTHER and in the main series?
[citation needed]
She did the nicest thing anyone could do.
>>141783814
>>141780595
incidentally you're posting this in a yahari thread devoid of the sorts of people you're talking about, for once
>>141783814
Redditor detected
>>141783619
No. There's never a way to upset everyone because there's always going to be a subset of people who are happy because other people are upset.
What would probably make the most possible people upset though would be 8man suddenly walking in on Hayama fucking every girl at once in a giant orgy and they all say how his dick is the best and they wonder why they ever liked 8man to begin with. Then 8man drops out of school and becomes a neet and eventually kills himself when even all his male friends call him a loser and abandon him.
Oh and maybe as an extra slap in the face you could make it so only his sister wasn't involved in the orgy, and it seems like shell stick with him but eventually Hayama comes over and fucks her too while 8man hears it through the wall.
>>141783379
It's Les Enfants Terribles. Sensei is the original, Yukino is Solid, Rumi is Solidus, andYumiko is Liquid.
>>141785182
True, that would piss off everyone except NTRfags.
>>141785182
That'd please the increasingly numerous NTRfags
Yukino is a fucking whore for eye raping what isn't hers.
>>141785182
Jesus fuck, even reading that makes rage.
>>141785316
Make no mistake, Hachiman belongs to Yukino. She can take him whenever, wherever, however she wants. She doesn't even need words. Just the right glance at he'd turn into a stag in heat immediately.
And this always will be true. If she deigns to have him, she will. Even if he gets with another girl, marries her, has kids with her, builds a life with her, if Yukino showed up at the door out of the blue he would instantly abandon it all to be with her. Because Yukino lives at the center of Hachiman's heart forever and any other girl can only push in vain to take that spot that's hers and hers only.
>>141785182
>>141785234
>>141785465
Yeah I guess you can devise endings that would leave pretty much no one happy, but without real rage. NTR ending would spark the most unhinged fury even though a small subset would be pleased with it.
>>141785215
>>141785484
8man picks Yui in ANOTHER and Yukino ships them willingly.
>>141785881
He didn't pick Yui over Yukino. Yukino took herself off the table.
But even in ANOTHER, which basically rewrites the characters, Yukino could have him at any time if she simply grew a backbone. And who knows maybe she will. ANOTHER could be headed to WA2-land.
Is this fucking story getting a third season, or am I going to get cockteased forever like Spice and Wolf?
>>141785991
There's only one more volume. Not even for a whole season. A vol 12 OVA is not outside the realm of possibility, but even that's a stretch.
>>141785881
where are people reading this ANOTHER?
>>141786186
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/89du4zd7n3hny/Oregairu
Everything but the last part "Volume R" has been translated. For "R" we have some things translated, like the recipes. And we know more or less how it ends.
>>141786018
MOVIE
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>>141785484
>>141785948
>Yukino took herself off the table.
Because she is a good friend.
>Yukino could have him at any time if she simply grew a backbone
Nope. He wants his Yui only.
>And who knows maybe she will.
Nope. She will run away again and cover her flaws. It is written.
Sensei will definitely get married and have a child by the end.
But the twist is that while 8man marries her, Hayama is the child's father.
>>141786257
Supposedly they're re-airing Oregairu this summer. That's not super unusual but it makes me wonder if something is coming up at the end of it. Maybe vol 12 or maybe a vol 12 animation.
>>141786423
>>141786423
8man should be ok with that. Hayama has good genes. The kid will grow up smarter, more handsome, and no rotten eyes if Hayama is the father.
>>141780176
She has friends of their own age as evidenced by that ramen chapter. She probably stays the fuck away from them to avoid shit talking/peer pressure about her single status though.And that is something can relate. Jesus Christ, attend to a wedding is such a pain in the ass these days, literally every friend of mine ask why I'm still single in my late 20s
>>141786744
>Yukino
>cannot stand on her own feet
>catwoman
>>141786744
8man and Haruno fit pretty much perfectly
and the Iroha OVA has actual memes in it so I guess big guy works for her too
>>141786683
are you a cute cake anon
>>141786601
>8man should be ok with that.
Is this nigga serious?
>>141787170
IF YA WANNA SEE SOME ACTION
>>141786683
Maybe if she wasn't a bus-down for any schmoozer who smiled at her she'd be married by now
why is haruno such a fucking bitch?
also, a good ending would be them parting ways from high school, but finding a common place they can participate in twice a week/everydayand have totsuka go to the same uni as 8man
>>141776293
17 is where wrinkles start.
>>141787818
>why is haruno such a fucking bitch?
She's trying to prevent her autistic sister from being stuck under their controlling mother's thumb like she is
and 8man's dick is a possible method of achieving this apparantly
![[Commie] Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru. Zoku - My Teenage RomCom SNAFU TOO! - 05v2 [E3D61B82].mkv_snapshot_03.11_[2016.05.19_11.58.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RZ6v8kd.jpg "[Commie] Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru. Zoku - My Teenage RomCom SNAFU TOO! - 05v2 [E3D61B82].mkv_snapshot_03.11_[2016.05.19_11.58.47].jpg")
Haruno looks really happy in the OP. Like genuinely so. I wonder why.
>>141788023
She's met someone who can catalyze a change in her little sister. Yukino needs desires of her own and the will to go for
them
>>141788023
Isn't the OP supposed to be chock full of all kinds of Yukino-end symbolism?
Maybe the setting sun represents the end of Haruno present day messed up relationship with her sister and she's smiling at that.
>>141788023
Looks like generic happy anime expression to me. It's not like she's usually frowning.
T-their friendship will be alright, right?
>>141788725
Nope
It's going down in flames like it deserves to.
>>141775424
>imgur filename
>>141788725
Hachiman will get hit by a car and die, YY will go /u/, and Iroha will grow up to write a shitty light novel under a pseudonym.
>>141789359
>why can't i hold all this yogurt
>>141775530
>What dude wants to hang with a chick like that?
Someone who's not a homosexual.
>>141776293
Wait, you can fuck the shopkeeper now?
>>141775424
High standards, so none of us would have a chance with her anyway.
>>141790100
>mfw eating yogurt in bed
>>141775530
I WOULD
>>141786423
>Implying it wouldn't be the opposite
Hayama has a cuckold fetish afterall
He gets off on having all his women taken by Hachiman
He didn't even object to the proposal that when Yukino and Hachiman get married Haruno will bear Hachiman's child as well.
He even encouraged it.
I have being out of touch with the LN, how is the status?
>>141786250
So Watari is working on a second timeline? and this is why Vol 12 is never done? I guess that what you are saying is true, then Yui wins another, original LN is for Yukinoshita seeing how things are, whats next? Iroha winning the manga?
>>141790100
I need more translated doujins.
>>141794780
If things are like these, were is the Haruno ending?
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>>141788756
>It's going down in flames like it deserves to.
Why does it deserve it?
PS: Why does there seem to be so many hints that 8man is an unscalable wall? Even in ANOTHER Yukino picks friendship but she also chooses to hide her real self. That implies that their friendship won't be real.
When you look at screenshots like that it's obvious she's by far the prettiest character.
>>141781565
That mod seems like a massive faggot.
>>141775424
Because the men around her had no taste. 8man says as much when he confesses to her.
>>141775424
Because Anime isn't real life, nerd.
Objectively this >>141780595
But that's boring so >>141798521 is right. Yeah she has her quirks but the average man is too lazy or lame to see her value. MC does so he always attracts the cream of the crop.
>>141790041
I was thinking that as well. Absolutely disgusting, Silvie is the only girl you should look at.
>>141782580
Are you talking about Yui? That's the only hair scene I remember.
>>141775424
>>141787778
>>141787088
>>141786744
>>141785629
Did know people in Yahari threads were getting this bored. HOw is it without volume 12?
>>141785484
>thinking 8man's feelings have any relevance
It doesn't matter who he loves. 8man will always obey Komachi. If Yukino wants 8man she has to bargain with his master first.
>>141805574
Komachi doesn't give a shit as long as he gets with someone.
>>141775424
We can have nice things.
>>141775424
We just don't know.
