Could the cake be Kyoko?
>>141761765
NO NOT ME! I'M JUST A LIL OLE RASBERRY
>>141762490
I kek'd hard
>>141761765
>>141762490
Original is better.
>>141764123
Source?
The Madoka dub was so fucking bad
Let's try again:
Keki, keki, marui keki
Marui keki wa dare?
>>141764365
After what you did to that last yuri fanservice thread, it's a wonder you even have the gall to show your face here.
Mods: please take out this piece of ban evading trash.
>>141764123
Source?
>>141764744
can't be worse that spanish one
>>141765248
I didn't even know there was a Spanish one.
Was it Latam spanish?
>>141765411
So your pic related is the infamous Akemi person who created an abomination such as yourself.
If I could make a wish I'd wish for you two to have never been born.
>>141765484
Would it matter? We are basically getting less non-canon content. It would not matter to the actual Madoka anime.
I want to put my dick in a crazy
>>141765655
No anon, don't rape AC-kun. You'll only encourage him.
>>141765651
Homura has been shitposting non stop since Rebellion happened hasn't she
>>141764744
I liked it, because I am a piece of shit dubfaggot.
>>141765963
You know, do you think it's possible that ACK is actually Homura?
>>141766003
And Homuhater.
>>141766032
I always assumed that was Sayaka.
Does Homura actually have that much free time after taking over the universe to shitpost about herself on imageboards? Maybe it's her Clara Dolls.
>>141765655
I want to stick a spear in you.
>>141766135
>Maybe it's her Clara Dolls.
You know, at this point, that almost sounds like a half-plausible explanation for ACK's persistent insanity.
Megucas are real, PMMM is secretly non-fiction, and Homura's Clara Dolls are stationed around the world, using different computers to evade bans, so she can have them shitpost 24/7.
Fuck man, I was not ready for the truth.
>>141766354
Homura-chan,
Calm down.
Would you like to talk about it over tea and some cake?
>>141765655
>put
>>141766260
*put
Damn. It was instinctual.
>>141766452
Impostor.
Mami always uses "[family name]-san."
>>141765484
>>>/u/
>>141766486
I felt that would have been too dry and sterile in this situation.
Why is she so perfect?
>>141766568
You know, yesterday while doing some research, I found out the name for that thing on Mami's chest: "monobosom".
>>141761765
That cake song totally ruined the immersion.
>>141766713
It was the most terrifying moment of Rebellion, simply because of how wrong it seemed.
>>141766572
When will she let her hair grow out?
par·a·noi·a
/ˌperəˈnoiə/
noun
a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system. It may be an aspect of chronic personality disorder, of drug abuse, or of a serious condition such as schizophrenia in which the person loses touch with reality.
>>141766747
This. I was convinced Charlotte was going to eat someone.
>>141766756
She won't, but under the events that she does, which one? Or perhaps what you have in mind isn't on the list.
>>141766877
Just seeing Charlotte was scary.
>>141766996
Huh, a number of these actually look better on her than her actual hair.
>>141767128
I'll bite. I'm not a fan of mindless crack spam either, but fucking hell, all this shit-flinging from the past several threads is completely out of hand and you're blowing up at the slightest provocation. Not going to say that the current thread is QUALITY, but it's acceptable save for the fucking bickering.
>>141766996
Second row. Third from left to right.
>>141767526
So number 8.
>>141767435
Too cute.
>>141766996
13 a best
>>141767172
I don't really come to these threads often so someone explain to me why everyone is shitting on this guy.
the fuck is crack shitposting?
also Mami is best girl
>>141770024
Putting a character in a romantic relationship with another character that is not supported by canon as opposed to the pairs the narrative provides support for (Madoka and Homura, Kyouko and Sayaka). In this case, the girls in Madoka Magica that by canon hate each other or are indifferent to each other (Homura and Sayaka, Kyouko and Madoka). Some would also consider the freindships crack because they are firmly established as friendships (Madoka and Sayaka, Homura and Kyouko).
Because Rebellion made the yuri more or less canon and any sequel will have to address Madoka's feelings about Homura (this doesn;t take into account the direction that Kyouko and Sayaka may or may not be moving in), it's now become impossible to discuss the series without discussing shipping or yuri.
There is a retard who posts crack and there is an insane autist triggered by the girls fucking other girls outside of canon who regularly derail these threads (as if there was anything to talk about at this point) and that is what is meant by ACK/crack shitposting.
>>141770594
It is weird how all crack posters act the same similar to how weird it is that all anti crack poster act the same.
>>141770024
A buzzword.
>>141770712
>similar to how weird it is that all anti crack poster act the same
To be fair, >>141767220 is anti-crack, and even HE is tired of dis shittu.
>>141772856
Nope, it's not him.
>>141764365
THIS is obviously him.
>>141770824
Yet it's easily seen you are a single person. I remember bumping the thread a few days ago and you said I was that other poster. Of course you'll do the same now.
What the everloving fuck is going on in this thread?
I've been gone from madoka threads for a while, but something here smells nasty.
>>141773044
Just a retarded poster trying to kill any Madoka thread with his SJW shitposting.
>>141773044
It's ACK, the sworn enemy of all yuri-like subjects on /a/.
>>141773097
And Madoka, Nanoha, Symphogear as well.
>>141773081
what does this have to do with SJWs? he's just ranting about shipping
>>141773044
tl;dr
As soon as a named poster or a picture that isn't MadoHomu or KyoSaya shows up, there's a tirade of how everyone in this thread is the same person and how all of these threads are shit even though they're sometimes okay-ish before the arguing began.
>>141773195
I see. Thanks.
Frankly I've been staying away from madoka threads since not long after rebellion came out, when canonposter was around and every thread that dared mention TDS or the word "canon" in general would blow up into a giant shitfest.
But at least those had SOME sort of substance, with arguments about the actual show. I don't see any merit in this thread and I'm not sure why anyone would subject themselves to arguing with this raging autist.
Time to leave these threads for another year or two, I guess.
>>141773194
Bitching about fictional characters fit the whole SJW schtick.
>>141773195
There've been times where he's started going even before any actual crack or tripfags started posting.
He's legitimately insane.
>>141773352
I'm not sure I see how.
>>141773384
And it's better that you don't know.
>>141773352
>Bitching about fictional characters fit the whole SJW schtick.
So /a/ is a SJW board?
>>141773353
I believe his reasoning is posting or discussing MadoHomu/KyouSaya was something a crack poster would do in order to lull everyone into a false sense of security so that they would be complacent once the crack was posted and discussed.
>>141773625
This thread.
>>141773674
I'm not him, but see >>141764123. It was the third post.
>>141773429
But were you not accusing literally everyone in this thread apart from yourself? How many people are in this thread besides you and the singular "samefag"?
>>141773717
I'm >>141764123 I saved that pic cause I liked Sayaka's expression. Look at all those goddamned replies.
>>141773827
90% of this thread is 80-odd posts, so could you point out the few posts that are different individuals?
>>141773333
Fuck it, time to get lewd.
“I don’t want to upset you. I just needed to know if you loved her.” Homura looks away. “If you love me, you’ll do it with me, too.”
“It’s not that easy. Doing it with you is scary. What if you hurt me?” Madoka looks down. She doesn’t want to look at Homura.
“I know that it’s scary. I know how I look at people. But I would never hurt you, Madoka. Never. Don’t you believe me?” Homura cups Madoka’s chin, bringing her head up. “I love you.”
“I love you, too. One day, okay? It’s just so scary.”
“No.” Homura forces Madoka to her feet, taking the girl back to her room. “Now. I won’t take no for an answer.”
“That’s what I’m afraid of, Homura. What if you hurt me?”
“I won’t.” Homura’s stare hardens, the faraway look in her eye returns. Madoka looks away, she doesn’t want to look at Homura, she’s scary when she’s like this. But she felt funny, she could feel something building up inside her. She was kinda excited. No, she was really excited. She wanted Homura to do those dirty things to her. She didn’t want it soft. Sayaka was way too gentle, it felt good but the connection wasn’t as strong as it was here. Homura’s eyes dared her with danger. “Homura?”
“Yes?”
“I want it to hurt.”
“I don’t understand…”
“Make it hurt.” Madoka’s face turns red. Her eyes are filled with a meaningful desire. She wants it bad. “Don’t be gentle with me. I want it to hurt.”
“Are you a masochist, Madoka?”
Madoka looks up, confused. “What’s that?”
“Someone who enjoys pain.”
“I don’t know. I just want it to hurt.”
“I’ll do whatever you want me to.”
>>141774122
It hurt. Homura was pumping into her with her fingers over and over again. “There are three fingers in you, Madoka. I’m going to put another one in.” It felt like Madoka was going to be split in half. Homura was constantly spanking her. Her butt was raw. Homura slapped her butt again. She cried out. Tears were streaming down her face. It felt so good. “Look at you, you’re such a dirty girl. Who would’ve guessed?”
“No… That’s not…”
“Nobody said you could talk.” Homura takes her other hand and shoves her fingers in Madoka’s butt. It felt so good. She started thrashing, her eyes rolled back in her head, her back arched. She climaxed. The pressure suddenly released. Homura scooped her up and kissed her in swift, violent motions, biting down hard on her bottom lip. She pushed her down hard. She jumped on her again, the same harsh, violent kissing. Homura pulled on her hair, tilting her head back. She started sucking on her neck. “We’re still going?”
“Do you want me to stop?”
“No. Do me more, Homura.” Homura bit down on her neck. Madoka squealed with pain tinged pleasure. “Yes, Homura.”
Homura was being extremely rough with her. It hurt down there. “You’re such a slut, Madoka. You’re so wet.” Homura pumps in and out more, she puts another finger in Madoka’s butt. Madoka whines, she bucks her hips. “Do you like it in your ass? You’re such a bad girl.” Homura pumps into both of her holes, she bites down hard on her inner thigh. Madoka moans. “Bad, bad girl.” Madoka can feel it coming again, the pressure has built up inside. She can’t take anymore. “Ohh. Homura. No more. I’m… Ohh.” Homura pumps her fingers in and out faster. “Are you going to cum?” Madoka climaxes. It feels even more intense than last time. She’s so tired. “Homura, what are you doing?”
>>141774097
So Apple-chan is the only tripcode you recognize as being a different person?
“I’m doing whatever I want.” Homura slithers up Madoka’s body, she kisses her deeply and pulls away. She spits into her mouth. “Swallow it.” Madoka does so. “Good girl.” She starts rubbing Madoka’s clitoris again. “Such a good girl.” She slides back down Madoka’s body, placing soft kisses all the way down to her chest. She kisses her right breast. “You’re gonna love this.” Her fingers suddenly plunge inside Madoka again, Homura starts sucking on her nipple. Madoka moans. Homura licks. She then, without warning, bites down hard. Madoka screams. “Homura?”
“What?”
“Choke me.”
Homura’s eyes widen. “What?”
“Choke. Me.” Madoka takes Homura’s left hand and trails it up her body. She kisses Homura’s wrist. “Choke me.” Homura wraps her hand around Madoka’s throat. She squeezes hard, Madoka is amazed with how strong her grip is. Suddenly, Homura’s fingers are no longer inside her, her right hand finds its way around Madoka’s throat as well. Madoka squirms, she claws at Homura’s arms. Homura positions her left thigh between both of Madoka’s. She starts rolling her hips. Her clitoris rubs against Madoka’s thigh. “Move your hips, Madoka.” Madoka starts moving her hips. Her face is a deep red. Homura presses down hard on Madoka’s throat with both thumbs. Madoka thrashes again. She struggles to get free. Homura loosens her grip, hands still on Madoka’s throat. “Keep moving your hips. Don’t you want to come? I know you do, Madoka. You’re such a naughty girl.” Madoka looks up. There’s a wild glint in her eyes. “I’m almost there.” Homura squeezes again. “Cum for me, slut.”
Madoka finally struggles free. “Homura, stop.”
Homura’s gaze immediately softens. She gently picks Madoka up, cradling her in her arms. “Are you okay? Did I overdo it? I’m so sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.” Each apology was punctuated with a soft kiss on the lips. “Please forgive me.”
>>141774215
Don’t apologize.”
“I’m sorry… I mean…” Homura looks away. “Did you like it?”
“It was so intense. I love you so much, Homura.” Madoka turns Homura’s head back. “Did you like it?”
“No. I felt like I was hurting you.”
“It felt really good.” Madoka puts her hand on Homura’s cheek. “Homura?”
“Yeah?”
“I’m tired.” Madoka closes her eyes. “I love you.”
“Wait. Do me, too. I need it, Madoka. I’ve never needed anything more. Please.” Homura sets Madoka down, she lowers her folds onto Madoka’s face. “Just lick it. You don’t even have to move.” She can feel Madoka’s tongue. She’s licking her clitoris. Homura shivers. “Ohh. Madoka. More.” Madoka puts her fingers in. Homura gasps. She starts grinding her hips. “Ohh. More.” Madoka moves her fingers in and out faster, she starts swirling her tongue around. Homura moans, she takes a handful of Madoka’s hair and pushes her hips into her face. “More. Ohh. Do me from behind, too.” She shivers. “Come on, do it.” She feels Madoka’s fingers going into her from behind. She squeals. “More. Harder.” She pulls harder on Madoka’s hair. “Faster.” She starts moaning louder, panting harder, grinding her hips faster. “Ohh. I love you so much. I’m… Ohh. Madoka!” Homura collapses forward, shaking as she comes down from her peak. She puts her hands against the wall, she falls back and rolls over. She readjusts her body and crawls next to Madoka. She pulls her lover in tightly. “You’re so warm, Madoka.”
>>141774097
Why did you quote the posts about the dub in >>141767172 , then?
>>141774122
Does this need to be reposted?
>>141774232
ACK x Apple-chan is my favorite canon ship in this franchise.
>>141774232
Apple-chan's first recorded post was in September of last year (http://desustorage.org/a/thread/130582792/#130653712). That's not terribly far back.
>>141774711
Ok, that brings us back to January '15:
https://foolz.fireden.net/a/search/tripcode/!!Y54a2PKn6Mg/end/2015-02-01/page/18/
>>141774858
Only entry foolz has on me is from June:
https://foolz.fireden.net/a/search/username/derp_commander/
Note that's not my current tripcode. No, I don't remember what it was back then either. I think I changed it after I accidentally posted it in a thread, or something stupid like that.
KEKI WA KYOKO?
>>141775165
YAMEROOOOOOOOOO
>>141774343
Jesus, shut the fuck up.
>>141774711
I'm very positive 90% of those posts are me saying "no".
>>141775333
Trips demand it
Can we go back to Sayakaposting?
>>141776394
I have no objections.
>>141776564
Goodnight :3
>>141776394
Won't you feelblue?
>>141776718
>>141776718
Also
>sleeping at 10PM
>>141777083
I have to wake up at 5am
>>141777083
>>141777115
Timezones?
>>141777115
That sucks.
>>141777177
Yuros
Not gonna lie, guys, I really wanna do lewd things to and with Sayaka.
>>141777177
That guy posts on /int/ everyday so I recognize him. I'm a Dutchfag too btw.
>>141777266
>>141777266
Sorry anon. I am already holding her hands.
>>141777320
Reminder that Sayaka is Madoka's best friend and will be the one to help her murder Homura who nobody loves.
>>141777810
(You)
>>141777810
Saya actually is good at murdering innocent civilians.
She sure will help.
>>141778072
>>141778103
Kyouko reminds me a bit of Revy.
Did that anon ever finish this?
>>141764695
>>141765164
