>Your favorite anime gets turned into an American blockbuster movie
How badly do they fuck it up?
They would turn Yasuri Shichika into some edge lord
>>141698640
>ONE PUNCH MAN
>Directed by: Quentin Tarantino, Zack Synder
>The Rock plays Saitama
its better than i expected.
>GJ-bu.
I don't even know how.
>PMMM was already recapped in 2 movies
>Condense and cram even further into a single one
>character development, interactions, and exposition are all rip in puellas
>live action teenagers and CGI witches
>CGI Kyubey
>>141698640
>jojos bizarre adventure.
This is ether going to be a really gay porno or the most manly thing to ever be made
>>141698640
>non non biyori
Only Wes Anderson could pull that shit off.
>>141698640
Not my favorite anime at all, but i can imagine them turning elfen lied and my waifu lucy into feminist cunts
>Medabots
Lots of CGI and T-Pain voiced Metabee.
Its bad but its probably better than the Kilobot season.
>>141699228
Probably both.
>Baccano
I imagine censoring but could be good
>Shirobako
Might work, because the setting is realistic.
>>141698640
Symphogear
>All the girls are now action actors like Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis.
>Christian Bale as Chris, jokes about Equilibrium are still made.
>All the songs are pop-rock classics, except the last one, which is poorly translated j-rock
Movie of the year
I don't want to know how bad they fuck up Kino
Baccano might be down well tho
>GITS:SAC
We're about to find out
>>141699025
What about Vin Diesel?
>>141699228
it'll probably be like the OVAs where they strip away all the bizarreness of the series
>>141699320
Your favourite anime is medabots? That's an interesting one anon.
>>141698640
>Gunsmith Cats
literally a 90's action movie already, I'm fine with this.
>>141698640
Ougi is cute! CUTE!
>>141699535
Was there ever a way to watch them?
>Black Lagoon
Well they'd probably just rib off chunks of the anime and compress it into a movie, and if they followed the bits they took the script couldn't turn out that bad, but I'd expect the worst with the casting. Like Megan Fox as Revy.
>>141699535
>stand arrow is now the result of an American science experiment
>no more wryyys or kuaaas
>Stroheim removed due to controversy surrounding a heroic Nazi, replaced by a Russian instead
>Pucci no longer a priest, instead a therapist
I hate it already
>>141699661
Black Lagoon itself is literally a hollywood movie within its own fiction. I honestly think it'd turn out good if you got the right director.
It's an american blockbuster movie, of course it's going to be utter shit.
>Kill la Kill
Dead on arrival considering the current state of America's youth.
>>141698640
Not at all.
They fix its main flaw, which was the toxic body image conveyed by its main character, by casting a more body-positive actress in the lead role.
>Bakemonogatari
If the Kevin Smith from 20 years ago comes to the future to make it, then it might work. But I'm guessing it's unadaptable.
>Patlabor
Thank god it would never happen
>>141700046
just make it a one room movie about Kyle Ander misremembering everything about his exes in a series of narrated flashbacks, leading up to how much of a massive freak he is
Gurren Lagann might be cool depending on who works on it. Can't beat hand drawn animation though.
>K-On
>done by Disney
>multiracial cast
>shitty pop-rock music
>boyfriends
>sex
>American High-School setting
Please no.
>>141699904
I had to stop and admire this bait anon. It was well done without being too subtle.
>Aria
>Amanda, Amy and April are three girls trying to make it big in Venecia working as gondoliers, but things change when Armando the mexican midget who lives.underground and Axel the pyromaniac are introduced
>caith sit is also done in cgi
>>141700481
>sex
>Disney
Anon pls, they're more puritanical than the Japs.
>>141698640
This seems like a rec thread, so without naming anything.
>Cast no longer Japanese
>Obligatory gay couple shoved in
>Atleast one black character
>When MC cconfesses to the girl she goes full feminazi becuase she dont need no man
>>141699508
>>141699904
I dont get the bullshit excuses people say when they talk about how they needed a character who could pull people in, or how people couldnt enjoy Japanese actors and just read subs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_from_Iwo_Jima
10/10 film (Flags of our fathers was shit)
Budget was $19 million, it made $68.7 million. All the Japanese were played by Japanese actors to make it feel more authentic when they spoke, no non Japanese accents.
But hey, lets force "Diversity" into Star Wars and pick shitty actors for the sake of it. Fuck Hollywood. I'm going to laugh if they end up with more black actors than Asians.
>>141698640
Depends on who directs it.
>>141699444
Trips confirm?
>>141698640
>Princess Tutu
It would definitely be shit. It would either go full on Disney mode or end up a Black Swan rip off.
If they were faithful to the spirit of the anime it could be sweet but that is impossible.
>>141699228
why not both?
>>141700902
>so without naming anything.
The only correct way of replying.
>>141698640
>Trigun/Cowboy bebop
I think it'd only be as good as any decent anime to live action film.
They don't.
Hollywood usually does a good job. Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good. Money can make anything work.
>>141698640
>Macross (SDF, Frontier or Delta)
Might be good if Transformers-tier animation otherwhise, it's shit.
>>141701718
>Hollywood usually does a good job. Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good.
how is taste this shitty humanly possible?
Fate/Zero movie by Zack Snyder. Religious symbolism everywhere.
>>141699508
It is interesting to see how the nips view all the honkies in anime movie adaptations
https://youtu.be/2DhoBuU1Dtc
>>141701718
Sell the idea to me anon.
How would Hollywood get away with an ecchi anime adaption?
It was shit, I just liekd some of the girls.
>>141700902
The problem isn't that ScarJo is white.
IT'S THAT SHE'S UGLY.
>>141701718
>Nearly every Marvel movie has been really good.
IRONMAN 1 and Winter Soldier are.the only good ones, Civil War it's fucking awful.
>>141698640
>Boku no Pico
Yeah, that's not gonna happen
I want TTGL directed by Michael Bay!
It would be awesome!
Meghan Fox as Yoko!
>>141702151
Michael Bay would be the harem master if he were Japanese.
>>141701925
Every time I see how ass ugly japs are I die a little inside.
>>141702032
And that she's white.
It's set in Japan, she has a Japanese name. If I saw a film like that I would just see the character as a huge weeb, and be unable to take them seriously.
Her being white is an issue.
I cant believe this ahs me on the same side as the SJW scum who defended making various characters black for no reason, I'm just an autist who adheres to canon.
>>141702051
They could get it to work, just play the "It's 2016" card. Thats why the BBC is making A Midsummer Nights Dream but changing shit to include gay pairings becuase "It's 2016 and we want to show kids the real world".
However all the characters wuld be transexuals, as crossdressers are now lumped in with them, and it's replaced gays as the new progressive thing.
It's going to be hilarious if it's true that Bruce wanted to go back to being a guy.
>>141702198
>I'm just an autist who adheres to canon
A true autist knows that all anime characters are white.
End of discussion.
>>141702190
The thing that confuses me is how you can see Chinese who look pretty attractive. Given all the shitty chemicals you're exposed to in China, you would think it's the othe way around with Japs looking worse. Is it just Japanese genetics or something?
>>141702246
Chinese people are ugly as shit. It's just that when you have a country with 1/6th the entire human population, you're going to have one or two outliers.
>full metal panic
It wouldn't make sense because guns and shootings are common in US high schools
>>141702213
>A true autist knows that all anime characters are white.
This is how a white character looks playing a Japanese character.
Dont confuse 2d with 3d. In 2d they are almost all white. In 3d, whites look like shit when playing Japanese characters. They just look like weebs.
>>141702301
>don't confuse 2d with 3d
>then goes on to confuse 2d with 3d
Whites are the best substitute we have for anime characters period.
>AI now have ethnicity
Post-GG 4chan was a mistake.
>>141702294
savage desu nee
>>141698640
>flcl
>>141702182
>gets hit by 2 nukes
>makes explosion movies
Literal poetry.
>>141702389
Imagine a Kick Ass or Scott Pilgrim styled FLCL
>>141701747
There's actually a Robotech movie which is planned right now.
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/robotech-movie-sony-tv-series-anime-1201460191/
>>141702419
Kick Ass was ok, SP was shit.
>>141698640
>Anime into blockbuster
Doesn't matter which anime i choose. It'll get fucked over, dulled down to retardedness and the worst cast possible anyway.
>>141702953
Maybe yours would be the lucky one and get the ol' Ghostbusters treatment.
>Girls are all old
>No magic
>Everyone has pants
>>141698640
>Angel Cop
Oh G-d, someone please make this happen
>>141702034
>Winter Soldier
I don't know what the other recent Marvel movies are like since I haven't seen any except this, but if this is the best one then they must be awful.
>>141703454
Winter soldier was the worst. Don't listen to that faggot.
But still, marvel flicks are generally shit.
>>141698640
>Soul Eater
Tim Burton, hands down.
Movie comes out as a series, Tim Burton patches up the ending, and Johnny Depp plays as either Death or Doctor Stein.
>>141698640
I'd sacrifice a nigga to see MD Geist get a live action adaptation.
>>141703578
Prime time movie material here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qxHgVBpKNEo
>LOGH
>dumbed down with romantic subplots emphasized
>battles focus on action and explosions
>little to no worldbuilding or lore
the entire appeal of the show is gone
>>141703551
Yourr favorite anime is Soul Eater?
>>141698640
Hard mode: Name one anime that wouldn't be ruined.
>strike witches
Probably a high chance of all the axis characters becoming the bad guys, which totally defeats the point of the show. The girls wouldbe shrill and annoying instead of cute. And worse still, they'd all be wearing pants.
>>141703743
Servant x Service might work as a The Office-type comedy.
>>141703743
Aku no Hana
>>141703743
Panty and Stocking? Maybe
Monogatari directed by Tarantino.
>>141703793
It would be made into an Amy Schumer/Melissa McCarthy """""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""""""" that appeals to nobody, yet people still watch
>>141699025
Staring Seth Rogen
>>141700902
Fuck you, Flags of our Fathers was good.
But yes, having actual Japanese actors would make it feel better.
>>141703825
>'""""""""""""""""
Fuck off.
>>141703825
>Lena Dunham as Panty
I don't have a reaction picture to encompass my disgust
>>141703743
Violent western influnced 80s and 90s ovas
>>141698640
>> Monmusu
Literally unfilmable.
Oh god, crabman's name would be ruined forever if Hollywood even tried.
>>141703743
Eden of the East, maybe?
>>141703858
I was using them to emphasize how unfunny it would be
It wasn't an unreasonable amount of quotation marks, they didn't take up an entire line or make the reply harder to read
It seemed to me to be the perfect balance between shitposting and discussion
>>141703551
>Tim Burton's Soul Eater.jpg
That actually might be better than the anime. The parts with Crona would be trippy as hell, and Burton does have a sweet spot when it comes to misunderstood characters.>>141703743
>>141703743
They could probably manage a salvageable Escaflowne movie.
I mean, a love triangle and cg mecha action are things Hollywood can do, right?
>>141703825
FUCK YOU
youre so right it hurts, thats why im so mad. my oldest, dumbest friend actually thinks that fat fucking bitch is funny, so i easily believe people would eat up a movie about her being a fallen angel/whore and say things like "its so body positive!"
>Kill la Kill
>directed by Tarantino
might be okay
Mushishi.
As an American blockbuster it would be shit but as some arthouse european movie it could be good.
Would watch a adaptation by Tarkovsky.
They fucking destroy the romans with their HAND MADE AMERICAN SUPER TANK.
They hint about recolonizing the world just like in that dumb nolan movie.
>>141703792
Blockbuster, not oscarbait.
>>141698640
>NHK
>Satou is played by Seth Rogan
>All themes are removed with
More focus on comedy specifically dude weed lmao humor
>All otaku references are removed and replaced with pop nerd shit
>Misaki played by Mila kunis isn't depressed and her true motivations are removed completely.
>Misaki and Satou end up as a couple at the end.
>Yamazaki is played by Michael Cera and is just put off to the side as the shy awkward kid.
>The game Satou and Yamazki were making is a generic fps.
>>141698640
>your favorite anime gets turned into a Japanese live action
it's still fucked up
>>141703893
>Not using a image of him in his purple cocktail dress.
Just a shame the only pics of this lying around are all low rez.
>>141700046
Holy shit, you just made me imagine Alan Rickman as Kaiki, and it's perfect.
>>141703975
Edgar Wright might be better for that one.
>REDLINE
>need4speed 9
All is lost.
>>141700902
What was wrong with Flags of our fathers? Its been awhile since I've seen it but I remember liking it.
>>141699535
The OVA was bizarre, it just didn't have any comedy
Spirited Away could work really well with a good studio behind it.
Of course, it'd have to be about CINDY and her friends JACK and AMANDA saving CINDY's parents from this mysterious LOS ANGELES bathhouse
>>141704034
The real question is who would play Ryukoand Nonon
>>141700902
>But hey, lets force "Diversity" into Star Wars and pick shitty actors for the sake of it. Fuck Hollywood. I'm going to laugh if they end up with more black actors than Asians.
Star Wars would have sold regardless of who you put in it.
>>141704107
>and AMANDA
Who the fuck is Amanda?
>>141698640
>Romantic comedy known in the west exclusively for transgenderism and gender fluidity despite major themes outlining that men and women are different
I am disgusted. Literally disgusted.
>>141704143
The EQUALITY LESBIAN.
>joshiraku
BMOTY
>>141704108
Jennifer Lawrence for Ryuuko. Ariana Grande or Emma Stone for Nonon.
>>141704143
Lin
She helps too
>>141703980
there already was a mushi-shi movie, anon. heard it wasn't bad, but im sure the anime/manga are way better
>>141704169
>>141704108
Actually, Kristen Stewart for Ryuuko.
>>141704187
Movie and Hollywood blockbuster are not the same thing, anon.
>>141703743
Planetes by HBO
>>141704169
But what about Satsuki n' Ragyo? Who does them?
Or Nui.
>Big O movie by Legendary
My dick is sufficiently hardened by this thought
>>141704004
But they do end up as a couple in the end
>Millennium Actress
If it's directed by PTA then it'd be good.
>>141703743
Gate could work
>>141704242
Jamie Lee Curtis as Ragyo
>>141702034
>>141703454
>>141703512
Fuck off back to /co/, /tv/ or whatever shitty board you came from.
>>141704004
This guy gets it.
>>141703743
Quentin Tarantino's Samurai Champloo
>>141703743
A lot of sports anime could be fine, actually. Ippo, Giant Killing, etc.
>>141703743
Ping Pong.
>>141704313
Nigger, I said I've seen only one of the movies and it was bad.
>>141703743
>>141704388
Ping Pong'd be fine content-wise, but I don't think Hollywood would be likely to match Yuasa's job.
>>141704242
Well, I actually figure Jennifer Lawrence would be better as Satsuki, and changed Ryuuko to Kristen Stewart.
>>141704297
That's pretty good, anon.
For Nui, the girl playing Harley Quinn in the new DC movie might work. Margot Robbie.
>>141698640
>monogatari/spice and Wolf
Too much economics and nip pop culture for Murricans to appreciate.
>>141704364
Quentin Tarantino's
Cyber City Oedo 808
>>141704423
How do you mean?
>>141704442
Also 3D Holo would be a crime.
>>141698640
>Yuru Yuri
The girls are now in college and it's a comedy about coming out of the closet.
>>141702906
Nah it was okay not shit though.
>>141698640
>Psycho Pass
If Ghost in the Shell turns out good, then Psycho Pass should be fineI still want an all you need is kill movie that uses powersuits and battleaxes. Edge of tomorrow was ok though
How about Kill la Kill?
Would they replace fibers with something more exciting?
>>141704652
>Kill la Kill
Didn't bother reading the thread?
>>141704417
What director would even do it any justice? I feel like any amount of Hollywood bullshit added in would just feel weird and unnatural (like making Ein talk)
>>141704275
How? The most you get is Satou telling himself before he jumps that he loves her. That was it. And thats anime only in the novel he never once said he loved her.
>>141704714
I don't know, maybe del Totoro orJ.J Abrahms
>>141703743
HSOD done like Zombieland, less fan service bullshit cus American tv can't handle that.
>>141704736
They literally kiss at the end of the novel though
>>141703743
monster
>>141704689
There's one comment about it and doesn't really say anything
>>141704805
Monster directed by David Fincher would be fucking great.
>>141704777
Abrams would make it into a generic space sci-fi movie with an alright soundtrack. Del Toro would be good if he was really into it.
I'm almost thinking about Tarantino. His movies, love em or hate em, have a distinct style to them that might meld well with Cowboy Bebop.
Berserk directed by Inarritu
I want a Log Horizon movie that is heavily modified, localized, and made grittybut still has that stupid fucking songThe secret to saving the world is in theDATABASE DATABASE
>>141704829
Several people were talking about a potential cast and director.
>>141704854
>mixing golden age with flashbacks a la 21 grams
that'd be pretty good.
>>141704798
No they don't you retard go re-read the ending.
>>141703850
>Seth Rogen gets cast as Licenceless rider
>he's a dude who rides his bike only because he's caught with weed and had a DUI
>his costume is green because of weedlmao
>can be heroic because he's high as shit all the time.
Scarlett Johannson gets cast as fubuki, because hey she was a brooding psychic in that other movie too. Chloe Moretz as tatsumaki or some shit, fuck it.
A live-action adaption of the 1980s Golgo 13 movie.
Directed by: Michael Mann
Music: Cliff Martinez
I want it to have to cool and bright 80s atmosphere.
>>141702419
I actually cant think of anyone other than Edgar Wright,
>>141703441
>An ultra violent 90s OVA
It has to be done by Paul Verhoeven.
>Natsume Yuujinchou
I don't even want to think about it.
>>141705104
>Directed by: Michael Mann
I'd watch the shit out of that.
>>141704984
I don't know what NHK novel you read, but you aren't even mentioning when he gets the giant robot near the end
like damn
>>141698640
>Code Geass
It would be rewritten so that Brita-I mean America would win
>>141698640
>Strike witches.
Honestly would probably still be better than red tails or any other ww2 bullshit movie Hollywood makes these days. Would probably be more historically accurate.
Also i'd love to see some starlets in striker units and trying to plug it. would be entertaining.
>>141705144
Id wonder who could play Golgo. Tom Seleck would the obvious choice for Dawson
>>141705217
Gilbert Gottfried
Shiori Experience
>Baka & Test
Stoner comedy? I feel like the wit about their stupidity helping them solve certain problems won't come out.
>>141705264
Kek.
>>141704025
But anon....
>>141700230
>Can't beat hand drawn animation though.
You never but it is interesting to see who would do what.
How would that even work?
>>141704017
This is the best I got from aspanishsub.
>>141705352
Shhhhh....let him dream.
>>141702151
>can't pay attention to all the best moments because of shaky cam
>Kittan and Viral are now unlikable douchesfemale characters stay the same tho
no
It was done before and it was awful.
>>141705583
it's kinda weird that it can be fucked up since it was based on various hollywood movies anyway
>>141705624
Mad Max is Strayan, ya cunt
>>141699025
The Rock would be King.
Saitama would be Adam Scott.
>>141705775
and Bruce Lee is from Hong Kong
still hollywood movie
>>141703824
I honestly think if there's one person to deal with that much dialogue it would be him. He'd have to get a really unique cinematographer on board though.
>>141698640
They make the uncle not fat, they don't pronounce the mc's name correctly
>Sakura Trick
Probably change it to a college setting, make everyone murrican, probably make it more rom-comey. It'd probably still be watchable.
>Kino no Tabi
It's so simple that I can see them fucking this up. There only justice would probably be them casting Ellen Paige as Kino.
>>141698640
>TTGL
It's gonna need a very large budget.
Even then it'll be shit because more likely than not they're gonna get Michael Bay on it.
>>141704092
They had the bit with Pol and Iggy.
>>141705583
this can't be real
>>141703743
Panty and Stocking.
>>141702292
>>141702246
Tons of qts here in Tokyo Uni actually.
>>141701032
>It would be made by Adam Sandler
>Fuwa would be a slutty girl high on weed who says profound shit like that chicken salesman from Medabots
>Anna's mom would have a throne of sweaty lewd male sex slaves
>Kajou would be a tranny
>Anna would stay the same
>Somehow there'd be a threeway between tranny Kajou and Anna
Can't be weirder or dumber than the source
>>141707876
Oh but it is.
And yeah it's pretty much "look how much hollywood ruins things" the movie.
>>141707876
At least the heads exploding was decent if memory serves
>Sucker Punch 2: Revolutionary Girl Utena by Zach Snyder
A most horryfying thought.
>>141703743
Nobody has said Black Lagoon? Black Lagoon was made to emulate eighties action movies, it would be fucking awesome if it got a high budget Hollywood adaptation.
>>141704364That's actually a film I wanna watch.
>>141708099
Yeah but they stuck way too close to the source material with regards to Hokuto Shin Ken. He literally taps people to death and it looks fucking ridiculous.
>>141698640
>Nichijou
Probably a light-hearted, forgettable kids' comedy.
>>141702198
Actually it's set in Hong Kong
