Your daily reminder that in a parallel Universe your waifu exists and you are her husbando.
Thanks OP
mfw
>>141621247
Wait that meansThere is hentai/doujins of you on parallel universe sadpanda and the rest
That's not how parallel universes work.
>>141621247
>tumblr gif
fuck off retard
Someone say something about parallel universe?
>>141621667
BUT FIRST
>>141621400
Holy shit. You're making an assumption out of the realm of physics. What you just said is absurd. It simply does not add up.
Within the given amount of quantum deviations that are possible in the vicinity of a given Schroedingerian system it is verily an alacricity to make such an assumption based on the premise that quarks will inevitably split up regardless of weaker nuclear forces henceforth exerted by their respective leptons. As a result, M theory and string theory can easily refute this idea initially proposed by sir George Zweig in 1951. The desmise of quantum physics by you amazes me, and it is readily apparent that you do not have any understanding of Plato's theory of forms, let alone Kant's account of reason. Fluctuations within a physical system and their given membranes cannot possibly exist under the happenstance of spin values greater than 1/2.
Applying Fourier's passage:
(f) Ê: = {negative infinity ~ positive infinity}
whereas
(f) Ê = e^2*pi*e*i d Ê
and Ê is a suprareal number of value equals or greater than |w|.
The result we get is clearly { / }, which proves your assumption completely wrong.
This leads us to the conclusion that within parallel Universes that are controversial to their per se nature cannot exist, even within Schrodigerian utterian time-pace.Which means my waifu is pure.Faggot.
>>141621720
you don't think this is clever, do you?
>>141621720Do you actually understand a single word of what you said?
That's not how parallel universes work. There may be infinite universes but there are none where 1+1=43.
Similarly, there are none where you are 2D or your waifu is 3D or you can somehow meaningfully interact with a 2-dimensional living being.
>>141621809
>>141621837
it's a /sci/ copypasta
>>141621871
>There may be infinite universes but there are none where 1+1=43.
Why?
Seriously, I'm legit curious, why?
>>141621871
t. TJ """""""""""""Henry""""""""""""" Yoshi
>>141621400
I her taste in husbandos isn't shit tier.
>>141621400
>doujin of you getting raped by a group of faceless girls
>>141621720
fucking nerd
Wow, she has some shitty fucking taste.
>>141621247
Yeah don't you mean THIS universe?
My waifu DOES exist and I AM her husbando.
>>141621247
So what anime series are you/I from then?
>>141623992
>yfw she's criticizing your taste in the parallel version of this thread
>>141621247
Thanks anon
that was really a massage in the ego
>>141621247
This gives me streght anon
There's still hope that i'll meet my waifu someday
what are the mathematical chances of receiving her phone number?
>>141621247
That's not how parallel universes work.
>>141623935
*Faceless old fat and bald girls.
>>141625426
Go away!
We are building a comfy illusion over here
>>141625515
Of course
otherwise it wouldn't be rape, but consensual group sex
All I care about is mai waifu being loved gently.
>>141621247
Think of the parallel universe theory as all numbers between 1 and 2. Yes, there is an infinite number, but nowhere in there is there the integer 3.you're waifu will never existnor will you ever be her husbando
>>141621720
Man, that's not even real bullshit, that's like, pseudobullshit, or something.
>>141621872
Figures.
>>141621247
How would it be? She would have the same life as I and I would an anime in the ebin school life with actual friends?
>>141621247
But how do I un-lesbian her?
>>141621872
>/sci/ has the dankest memes
Hot news!
>>141625702
>>141621871
You're all wrong.
Very wrong.
There ARE infinite parallel universes.
And by infinite, it's not the "as infinite as integers".
No, it's not as infinite as "infinite real numbers".
It's not even as infinite as "surreal numbers infinite".
This infinite is much more bigger than that kind of infinite.
It's an infinite infinite.
There are actually calculations that show that different Universes can even exist withfewer or higher dimensions.andcompletely different laws of physics that we can't even imagine that exist..
This means that it is true when OP says thatthere are parallel universes in the 2D realmand in many of them, if not, at least one, one very parallel universe,your waifu loves you from the depths of her hearts.
>>141621247
Then why am I here and not there? If our universes are truly parallel, then the arrangement of atoms that form my brain and body should be the same in both universes.
>It's an anime about a guy who finds out that in a parallel universe he is happy and successful and lives with his waifu in bliss, but it can never happen to him and he lives the rest of his life as a lonely failure with the knowledge of what might have been.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
No one loves me, even in alternate universes. If they did, all of existence would end.
>>141621247
I'm the pillow
>>141627175
me on the left
>>141627163
Don't say that.
I love you anon.
I know despite what you do and what people tell to you, you can be a wonderful person on the inside.
>>141627191
Me in the bag
>>141627210
i took the picture
>>141627209
You shouldn't say things like that. Don't be the person responsible for ending the world.
>>141627266
Don't say that.
We can talk, I'm all ears.
Unless you're trolling me, of course.
What makes you think you don't deserve love?
>>141621720
is this pasta?
>>141626945
The cardinality of the universe is not greater than the cardinality of the real numbers. And we're not even sure if it's that much. If spacetime is quantized as some think it is, then the universe only has the cardinality of the natural numbers.
>>141627364
I was just exaggerating. But I am an asshole. A really huge asshole. If every tentacle monster to ever exist decided to attack one woman's ass, I'd still be a bigger asshole than that.
>>141626945
This guy gets it.
It isn't possible to construct a universe where the ratio of a euclidean circle's circumference to its diameter is not pi. It isn't possible, because pi is also equal to the sum (1-1/3+1/5-1/7+1/9...) and to a bunch of other things.
That relatively small change breaks physics as utterly as if you defined 1 to equal 0.
All alternate universes are equally plausible. A universe where you have six fingers is as plausible as a universe where the sun is made of dragons.
>>141627495
Everyone's an asshole.
There are many philosophers that say every human action is inherently selfish.
I think in most cases assholes are just projecting their own pain to other people.
A lot of serial killers are just like that.
If you aren't, and this is just the way you naturally are, then I don't think there's much you can but to either accept how you are or try to change.
I think that if you regonize that you're bad and feel bad for it, you're more likely to change than to accept.
I think you need help, like a friend, family member or even a professional.
I'm going to sleep.
I'm cheering for you anon.
>>141621468
Literally infinite possibilities
>>141626945
And how do you know that?
>>141621247
And there's a universe where you're being urethrally penetrated by fire ants.
>>141621247
Reminder that this is not how parallel universes work and the chance is minuscule.
>>141628792
stop ruining these poor neckbeards' magic anon
>>141621247
Does that mean that in an alternate universe, my waifu is shlicking it to me RIGHT NOW?
>>141627989
Infinite possibilities does not mean every possibility you can conceive of. Read a book.
Doesn't this also imply that there's parallel versions of that waifu, with different husbandos, equal to the number of people who have that waifu? That's issue number one.
Issue two, is that waifus and husbandos come from fiction. So it implies that there's a fictional version of you, in her universe, who's probably having adventures or something. But is that fictional character really you? And is that lonely girl reading about him really your fictional waifu?
>>141627989
>I'm back in a Re:0 thread meta loop and I've only been awake for an hour
IQs under 100 should be purged from /a/
Infinite parallel universes is worthless science. It's nothing but people trying to explain why small things are unknowable, while avoiding the obvious explanation.
The universe is a computer simulation, and it needs a lower bound on what it can display. A maximum resolution. Anything lower then that and it just throws random data at you, that can't be predicted or utilized. Encountering random data doesn't imply that all possibilities are true, it just means that you've hit a wall, and there's nothing to see here.
Alternate realities exist in a virtualistic worldview, but only if there's another god, with another computer, who wants to create it. The multiverse is limited by what is interesting. The odds of there being an alternate waifu/husbando pair are close to nil, unless you yourself become a god, and you create that world. But of course, if you could do that, you could just create a world where you live together instead, and solve all your problems.
>>141630698
>being this retarded
I agree that physics just memes answers to shit they don't understand but you're doing the same thing with less justification for doing so. In fact, you're assuming the lessons learned from early computing (i.e right now) will hold true in some God machine. You're like a pixel artists saying vectors could never exist because you're in the 70s
>>141621247
If only there was a way to use my cell phone to call her.
>>141628728
Sounds hot
>>141621247
Well shit, she watched me masturbate
Now I can't do it anymore
>>141627939
A man once said to a Wise Man: "I want happiness. How do I achieve it?"
The Wise Man replied: "First remove 'I', for that is ego. The remove 'want', for that is desire. What you are left with is what you seek."
But the man asked: "Should I then be glad that I am poor, and my family hungry?"
The Wise man smiled and said: "No. If you wish to change your life, that is your prerogative, but is you cannot accept that where you are does not have an effect on your happiness, then you will never attain it. Happiness can only be derived from yourself. A prince and a beggar may be equally miserable, if for different reasons."
The man went away, thinking.
>>141621720
>>141621720
>>141621247
That sounds depressing. She canonically doesn't even have real friends.
>>141632881
This was obviously written by a rich fuck who never went hungry once in his life and thinks that he understands suffering and misery because he knows what it is to be hungover and hear your servants stepping too loudly when they bring you your three-course breakfast.
>>141621247
FINDS A WAY
>>141624055
Boku no white piggu
>>141624055
When I was a teenager, I was in a shitty high school band that fucked around all the time instead of practicing too, if that counts.
>>141621247
in a parallel universe there is a universe where there are no other universes
and that universe would have to be this one
sorry senpai
>ctrl+f
>keitai
>phrase not found
I'm surprised.
>>141635113
People were subtler with it this time.
Multiverse fantasies (I will not call it a theory, because it isn't one) are so dumb. I really hope none of you are actually stupid enough to believe it.
And even if you do believe in it, that means you have to admit there's also a universe where your waifu is real and spends every moment of every day getting gangbanged by niggers while you're tied up in the corner and the only attention she ever pays you is to laugh at how small and useless your dick is. "Le infinite universe" meme fantasy not so fun now is it lonely delusional faggots.
>>141635225
Waifuism in itself is dumb in the first place.
>>141621943
Because math and logic is universal. They do not depend on any physical phenomena, but on axiomats that are defined and true from principle but not discovered.
But his example isn't good for this case though. Better example:
Even if there is infinity whole numbers none of them will be equal 1/2. Even if there is infinity rational numbers none of them will be equal sqrt(2). Infinity cases does not imply every possibility.
>>141625592
Kill yourself, cuckfag.
