>incest anime
>imouto is typical stereotype clinging to him and lounging around the house in her underwear
>final episode: confesses to his imouto
>"That's gross Oniichan. Anyway, I have a boyfriend"
>childhood friend wins
>>141613081
Any sort of NBR-Last-Ep-Revealed will do, honestly.
>>141613081
Shame that you'd have to make x-1 episodes where you'd give the audience what they want.
>>141613081
A light-hearted comedy and adventure anime where bat shit crazy theories like the one where ash is actually in coma may be plausibleoh wait...
>Koani
>main girl is flat
>shut-in miserable otaku MC tries to become more sociable
>succeeds
>Ends happily with bf/friends and looks at the camera "Wow. All I had to do was try."
>>141613081
>anything by Hideaki Anno
>>141613224
Like,mind-controlling hamsters?
Anything that depicts incest somewhat realistically.
inb4 that
>>141613543
When 'that' shows up, report him for spamming. Spamming is against the rules.
>>141613081
>typical shonen
>MC and the crew train the entire anime to fight the main bad guy
>he kills them all with ease
>>141613122
Wait... does Thorkell count as childhood friend?
>>141613081
Main character narrates. Main character dies. New main character also narrator. Dies again. End first season. Third one finishes 2nd season.
>Captcha: select the boats
>>141613081
>mecha show
>inverse square law
>>141613081
>Main character's goal is to impregnate all the cute girls in his school
>Think it's going to be wacky harem antics
>No he just does it.
>The entire anime is pregnancy fetishism with cute school girls and MC working to pay for his new kids
>>141613081
>2-course magical girls show
>shot in the face with a .357b midd-transformation
>episodes 2-23 are male adults doing old-fashioned police work to catch the bad guy
>episode 24:bad guy has been dead by off-screen traffic accident since episode 1
>Rip off Haruhi's Endless 8
>Using generic characters.
>Non fitting anime music.
>Final episode they bring time back to normal.
>Main character says he kind of misses the endless loop.
>>141614009
>spoilered text
by aJapanese cold truck
>cute lonely christmas cakes doing cute depressing things
>turns out they're all happily married to great guys and not lonely at all, all the scenes were cherry picked
>standard tsundere show
>Finale, MC confesses
>she laughs in his face and calls him a creep
>she wasn't tsundere, she actually did hate him
>>141614146
Fund it
>series set inDenver. None of the characters are Japanese.
>Boy is entrusted to kill the Dark lord.
>Along his path makes a harem.
>Kills Dark lord and returns home as a hero.
>The high priest kills him while the villagers rape his harem.
>The Dark lord was actually needed and he wasn't supposed to kill him.
>>141613081
>yuri schoolgirl anime
>has actual, undeniable yuri romance
>girls all pair up, confessions happen, dates occur, and they even kiss
>not a single male character to be found
>penultimate episode is graduation and them all planning out their futures together
>last episode is a new cast of girls going to the same school
>they do the same yuri stuff from episode 1
>follow them home
>they're greeted by the girls from the first part
>revealed that they all got husbands and had kids when they grew up
>ends with them fondly remembering that phase of their life
>>141613081
This has happened?
>>141613081
>A run-of-the-mill harem anime
>The MC turns out to be gay mid-series
>He starts dating his crush
>Homo SoL ensues
>>141616528
>A run-of-the-mill fanservice harem series animated by Xebec
>MC moves away during the second episode
>Series becomes a slice-of-life with no fanservice whatsoever
>>141613081
>yaoi anime
>bromance, dates and kiss
>in the endit was a girl all along
I write a plot that's damn near perfect with the best girl winning. Cut to two days later when both her and the MC die from something completely stupid like a car wreck.
>>141616734
That sounds cute as fuck. Would watch.
>>141616528
This exists.
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/im_the_main_character_of_a_harem_manga_but_im_gay_so_every_day_is_hell_for_me
>>141617470
Not anime.
>>141613081
>MC starts out in a village, outside fortified city
>SoL theme, farming and shit
>some imouto and osananajimi scenes
>scenic images, calming BG
>MC about to fall in love with _______
>typical peaceful village life
>this goes on for 10 episodes
>suddenly horde of monsters arrive, garrison from city also missing
>village gets sacked and raped by monsters
>villagers get ripped apart, MC's family eaten, mother and sister anally devastated before put on stick and grilled
>osananajimi twitching on the ground, neck has really bad bite mark, tits reduced from F to AA
>one monster slashes MC's legs off, fall down head first on rock
>he can feel their claws and teeth dig in through his flesh, extreme fear, pee everywhere
>monsters gang up on him, bite and rip him apart
>scream and flail, weakening in every second
>darkness sets in
>few seconds darkness, MC wakes up
>removes headset, gets out of metal chamber, sees fat neckbeard friend tinkering with pc
>"How was the game, anon?"
>>141617927
>tits reduced from F to AA
Perfect
>>141613402
I think I would actually kill myself with something like that
>>141616090
This would be amazing.
>>141614336
I would watch this.
Let's set it in the Middle East: the hero is an american-japanese and the dark lord is a secular dictator in some shithole there.
>>141617927
>tits reduced from F to AA
Sounds great.
>>141613081
>Make a romcom High School show
>MC is a total asshole
>love interest goes yandere and kills MC
>replace kill scene with a pretty boat.
>>141619384
Thanks School Days. Thanks for reminding me.
>shounen anime
>likable MC fights tertiary boss
>gets the shit beaten out of him, as is course
>fainting sequence
>cut to black
>show ends
>Generic sci-fi conflict
>MC is an ace mech pilot
>MC "dies" in episode 4
>He's really dead
>Show now focuses on MC's childhood friend and comrade in arms
>She gets involved in a coup to overthrow the eeeevil government
>She gets shot by other childhood friend who is a career paper pusher and barely showed up until now
>The last episode consists of him returning to his quiet bureaucratic life as the war ends in a white peace
>cute girls doing cute things
>it's actually a storm of politics where each girl is trying to befriend the others for the sake of her own faction
>last episode:they were all chuunis, the factions were all figments of their own imagination
>Have a harem like show.
>Full of girls, ranging from good to bad.
>Have worst grill win the Harem earlier on.
>Still introduce all these other good grills.
>Call it Monogatari.
>>141617883
> /a/ - Anime & Manga
>>141614248
peppered with broken english that doesnt even kind of match the sub
>>141617470
I fucking love some of the titles Japan comes up with
>>141614248
There is nothing wrong with Denver.
>>141619135
same but with fujo would be even better because of double trolling
>>141620031
OP was requesting premises for just anime, though.
>>141619384
>sunk boat
>call boat "IJN GUTS"
>>141620028
>butthurt catfag
>any plot
>have show be every chapter 26 minutes long
>no BDs anywhere
>>141614184
This would be great.
>>141620564
And how did that contradict anything considering these are made up ideas and they were posting it was already done.
>>141616090
This is actually pretty close to old-school yuri, anon.
>>141613402
Damn that would be good.
>otaku NEET has to babysit his neighbor's 3 daughters for an undetermined amount of time
>last episode reveals they are all traps
>typical soppy shojo romance styled like Kimi no Todoke
>girl spends 60 chapters / 23 eps trying to catch the guy's attention
>finally works up the courage to ask him out
>he reciprocates and they walk off to his house.
>finish withlove interest torturing and raping girl over the course of the last episode
Cute girls SoL but there's hints that all the girls are traps.In the last episode it is revealed that the girls are actual girls and don't have dicks at all.
>>141620814
>implying old school won't trigger kids today
We had some anon over the Haifuri thread complaining about "enemy of the week" shows as if he hadn't ever seen any.
>tfw any Go Nagai show would troll /a/ nowadays
>>141621197
point taken. there's a reason even hardcore y/u/rifags usually avoid the vintage crap.
>>141614248
Problem, the Japanese have no idea how weed works. Denver is impossible.
>>141621197
To be fair, enemy of the week shows get worse the more of them you see.
>>141613081
>loser NEET gets hit by a truck and perishes
>is reincarnated into fantasy world with game mechanics
>breaks the game, buys loli slave, gets harem, etc.
>goes to fight fantasy world's last boss
>last boss is actually an American alpha male from his own world, who defeats him and instantly strips him of his hax and powers
>MC reverts to how he was in the real world
>disgusted harem leaves him and joins the victor
>>141621475
>American alpha male
kek
>1000+ episode shonen than runs for 20+ years
>nakama and all that shit
>asspulls
>MC is prophesied to defeat some great enemy who will attempt to destroy the planet
>last episode
>all his friends get brutally murdered by the villain
>MC transforms into final form or whatever
>gets fucking destroyed by villain
>dies
>villain destroys the earth
>the end
>anime with strong yuri undertones set in fantasy setting with magical girls fighting monsters, getting into political conflicts with other magical girls, and doing cute fun things together
>over the course of the show it starts to focus on a romance between two of the cutest girls
>yuri "undertones" get stronger to the point where they confess to each other, sneak off from their group and do increasingly lewd stuff together
>last episode it is revealed that it was two fat sweaty neckbeards ERPing on a WoW server
>in contrast to the very moe style that the rest of the show had, the last episode has a realistic art style
>>141621552
Literally Naruto if the author hadn't made Zetsu go full retard.
>2 courses series
>all 26 episodes are flashbacks
>not in cronological order
>events carefuly crafted so there can be more than one possible (coherent) order of events
>manga spinoff implies one, different manga spinoff implies the other
>>141613081
How it trolls: Make people rage debate about if it is Science Fiction or not.
>Parallel fantasy world what summons things from real world.
>Actually the only 2 magics they have are throwing raw mana against the enemy like Dragon Ball's energy ball and healing magic.
>Fireball and stuff are too slow, so unpractical to be used.
>They tried to summon an warrior
>they summoned knowledge to build a computer and digital stuff.
>The anime is about MC trying to improve magic using eletronic knowledge from another world, building machines what runs with mana on circuit instead of eletricity.
>series plays bait-and-switch genre every episode
>heck, they play bait-and-switch genre with the pre-release and post-release publicity
>great care is taken to alternate betwen edgelords and moeshitfags twice per episode
>at least one female character is actively *BI*sexual so yurifags and yurihaters can claim "CAAAAAANON!!!" in their holy wars
>depict guns realistically in a /k/ oriennted show
>all (ALL) characters are untrained with firearms and, realistically, do fucking everything the wrong way around
Why troll just one board?
>>141614336
Just reading that makes me upset
Do it
Just watch Master of Martial Hearts.
>>141613842
severely underrated post
>>141613402
Tatami Galaxy?
>>141613081
>make a wish fullfilment story that panders to all kinds of escapism that NEETs/Otaku loves
>Shit on it at the very last chapter/episode with a plot that basically tells them that it's unhealthy and they should be a normalfag instead
>>141613081
>In Heat
One summer a mysterious new virus has caused civilization to collapse seemingly over night. The odd thing about this one is that it causes people, mostly women, to become incredibly horny and savage who will do anything to get dicked even if it means killing. Several months after society has collapsed and new ones emerged, our main character is an Otaku prospector who usually hangs around the ruins of Akihabara, trying to score whatever merchandise he can find to stave off boredom. He also has a secret weapon to help defeat the women who are trying to seduce him, he's asexual. Not only may he be the last man alive in Japan but he might also be the last one alive in the world and all he wants to do is watch anime and read manga while millions of sexually charged women throw themselves at him while killing others to get his manhood.
>The Maxim Question
>The world is thick with the atmosphere of impending war
>A man stands atop a hill looking over his home city, turning back to look at the border of the other nation
>A small border crossing exists there with a number of soldiers and two tanks parked mere feet from each other, cannons aimed directly at the other so that they will never miss
>The guard changes and the tanks are rotated out for another. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once again the next day
>His home city grows slowly, the young women and children of the farms being replaced by thousands of men in uniform, the small shops being replaced by barracks and towering walls
>He is an man with a limp, and cannot serve. However, he can invent
>He works day and night to build a weapon more powerful than anything that had ever been seen on the battlefield
>A tank-borne weapon capable of destroying armor in an instant
>He shows the local general and his entire project is plunged into secrecy as his bride-to-be brings him food to his workshop
>One year passes as he refines the technology until it is successfully fits inside a tank turret
>His now wife did not know at first, but now she understood what this weapon is. She cannot stand it and tries to destroy the documents and smuggle knowledge of the device to the enemy.
>To maintain the secrecy of the weapon, he kills her...
>The weapon is sent into production and every tank is fitted with them. The tanks look no different.
>It is sent to the border.
>A man stands atop a hill looking over his home city now fortress, turning back to look at the border of the other nation
>A small border crossing exists there with a number of soldiers and two tanks parked mere feet from each other, cannons aimed directly at the other so that they will never miss
>The guard changes and the tanks are rotated out for another. Once in the morning, once in the evening, and once again the next day...
>make a harem story
>after a long chapter of harem shenanigans a Masculing Tomboy lesbian appears as a class transfer
>NTRs the MC of all the girls
>he commits sudoku
>it's a greentext thread
>click the arrow at OP's post
>report post
>sage
>hide thread
>call the navy
Think Puella Magi Madoka Magica, except Homura straight up gives up and everyone dies.
>>141622820
Didn't know greentexting was against the rules.
>>141622722
that actually sounds good though
>>141621552
It would have been better if the MC destroys the villain with power far exceeding anything.
Villain
>You feared me power because I could destroy the Earth. You ants worshiped me and hated me. There is a reason why I have never used my power. I cannot rule a world if it is gone. Yes, hero. You have defeated me. You have ruined everything.
Hero
>Wait! No! Stop! This isn't what I wanted!
Villain
>It is too late. You chose to use it, and now... Nothing matters. I'll see you on the other side.
The Earth is destroyed and all that was no longer exists. The hero... ends evil forever.
>typical harem set-up
>MC actually ends up with best girl
>they break up not long after because best girl realized MC is a shit
>a boy falls in love with a girl
>unable to confess
>hijinks ensue
>NATURE of LOVE
>>141622709
Sounds like a normal harem anime to me.
>>141623019
Sorry. I'm bad at writing.
> Harem anime with typical cute girls.
> Typical Dense MC
> Finally confesses love after hundreds of episodes of "wacky hijinks"
> All of a sudden a crowd comes out with a big check for the girl.
> Turns out he was on a reality TV show where several girls were competing for his affection for one hundred million yen.
>None of them actually like him and all of it was fake. The conclusion is interviews with each of them where they go over all of their cutest moments and reveal how fake they were and the effort it took to stage them.
>have an interesting story about a fantasy world
>timeskip
>just keep using timeskips so the viewer feels like they missed things like relationship building and world building
>in the end the MC is an old man on his deathbed
>timeskips to him being dead for years
>>141623290
Why are you sorry? That was really good.
>>141621018
Better have 20 faceless niggers too.
>cute girls doing cute things slice of life anime about a bunch of girls who work in a parisian bakery
>episode 7
>a scene of all the girls lying on the floor of a church, in a pool of blood
>"down this road, on a summer day in 1944, the soldiers came. Nobody lives here now."
>rest of the show is a very in depth, detaled WWII documentary focused on the battles and strategies a la Battlefield
>season 2, episode 8
>the tide turns
>Hitler achieves a devastating victory in Kursk
>stalingrad is taken over
>the Nazi soldiers march in front of the Kremlin
>rest of the show is an alt-history scenario with the remaining allies desparetely trying to win back the heavily fortified German occupied Europe while trying to push back the Japanese, whoa re now aply supplied by resources gained from conquering Russia
>>141613081
>A boy falls in love with a girl
>>141623378
This sounds great but rather than their cuteness being fake, I'd prefer an emphasis on their attraction to the MC being fake.
>>141620274
When will this meme end
>>141616734
family guy did this
>>141623744
Family guy isn't anime though.
>>141616734
I'd want this but it would only be one of those shows I watch in hindsight with this knowledge.
>>141623681
What meme?
>Last episode ends on a massive cliffhanger, literally nothing resolved
>no sequels, no spinoffs, creators are super tight-lipped about what was supposed to happen
>>141624225
>gainax
>>141613689
>tokyo ghoul
ez
>>141624225
>The Sopranos
>>141613081
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
But as it turns out in the end, the girl was merely pretending and just fucking with the boy.
In the ending, the girl loudly declares and publicly reveals on-stage while on live TV the records of their interaction and how the boy believed everything, his secrets and that the deus ex machina and AU isn't real just to embarrass the boy. Boy goes batshit insane due extreme embarrassment and rapes the girl in front of the crowd and no one can stop him because they are on top of an isolated stage planned by the girl for his most shameful moment in life, which backfired, preventing her escape or rescue from rape.
Scene ends with the boy getting shot by the cops and the girl's echoing cries on the stage.
>elementary school girls talking about their favorite cartoons and picture books through internet posting site>it was actually delusional neckbeards in make-believe
>>141624225
>>141624272
I hope that this kind of shit dies with gainax.
So you’re a provisionary knight with amnesia who has a group of childhood friend adventurers featuring a love interest and two bros you know from knight training. You’re given the mission of killing the demon king and stopping his armies from devastating your lands by your noble king so you set out on an epic adventure with your friends to kill him, but when you arrive you realize that demons aren’t actually evil and the demon king enlightens you to the reality that the demons were actually humans who were deformed beyond recognition by an evil spell that made them lose their minds ages past when the demon realm was a thriving kingdom. All of this leads up to the reveal that the human king is actually an immortal evil wizard who tried to attain ultimate power ages ago but was thwarted in time to stop him, but not in time to prevent the creation of the demon realm. Now you ally yourself with the demon king to restore the minds of demon kind and put an end to the evil wizard’s plan, but by the time you get back home you’re faced with an army of ancient automatons who rose from the ashes of the dead kingdom that your kingdom was built on by the evil wizard and also he NTR’s you by mind controlling your love interest but you unlock your demon powers by gattai’ing with the demon king and destroying the robots and killing the wizard king. But it turns out that was part of his plan when he reveals that the purpose of his spell was tie his life force to Gaia so that when he died his conscience would transfer to the world making him a god and your memories come back revealing that only you could kill him because you’re the descendent of an ancient family of knights who ages ago thwarted him when he attempted his scheme and accidentally created demons.
1/3
>>141625080
His newfound powers allow him to channel the power of the earth through your love interest and the earth opens up to reveal that the inside of the earth is empty because in reality what he was after was the ancient dragons who ruled the earth at the beginning of time, know the secret to destroying entropy, and slumbered in the crust. So now he tries to command the dragons and use their world creating powers to become god of the entire universe but they don’t take shit from nobody so they start swallowing the earth so that it can be reborn, thereby killing the evil god wizard but also destroying your entire world in the process. So you and an army of demons (they regained their minds when the wizard’s body died) have to face against the dragons who are themselves fighting the technically corrupted world spirit wizard king dude. All of this leads you to fighting your way into the core of the world where the spirits of all living and dying creatures go when they die and directly destroying the receptacle that holds their spirits and also gives control of the world to the evil wizard. This causes the fabric of reality to begin to crack and simultaneously kills the evil wizard once and for all. Now with only days before the entire universes collapses the dragons convene and decide that you must because the new spirit entity so that the universe might be saved, but when the time comes your love interest (she went back to normal when you destroyed the world core) turns out to still be harboring an alter personality planted by the evil wizard so that when the right time came she’d betray you, assume the mantle of god, and recreate the universe in the image of the evil wizard.
2/3
>>141625108
You take in the power of demon-kind and dragon-kind combined with the ancient robot technology of your kingdom and transform into a cloud of stardust that combines with your love interest’s godhead to cleanse the evil personality and form a single godly organism made up of everyone’s hopes and wishes that manifest’s mercy and love onto the earth below. Finally the entire world is covered by a ring of light as the previously released spirits condense to form millions of new world cores that burst out into space and will eventually mature into worlds of their own after millions of years. It’s heavily implied that this process is how your own planet came into existence billions of years ago. Your two bros become the respective kings of the demon land and human lands and the dragons return to their eternal slumber until the day time itself comes to an end and they’ll be called upon once more to open the door to a new universe. The series ends by moving into the future thousands of years where you and your love interests are reincarnated in a civilization similar to our own, she cucks you again.
3/3
>>141613842
Active Raid already did it.
In fact it showed a fanbase of old men who still watched giant mechas in action despite advances in powerarmour technology because rule of cool.
>>141622722
>he wants the power to defeat the kabane
>>141625080
>>141625108
>>141625140
>giant paragraphs
>giant 2 line sentences
>no line breaks for readability
>>141619882
>we call it jokah gamu
>>141625201
>readability
Are you 9? Line breaks look fucking stupid and are improper. If you cant read a paragraph you need to kill yourself, even if English isn't your forte.
A show with realistic female characters
>>141625433
>Line breaks look fucking stupid and are improper.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you autism.
>>141625486
What the fuck
>>141625433
>>141625433
>Line breaks look fucking stupid
>>141613081
every anime
ever
JK
akame ga kill
>Now you ally yourself with the demon king to restore the minds of demon kind and put an end to the evil wizard’s plan, but by the time you get back home you’re faced with an army of ancient automatons who rose from the ashes of the dead kingdom that your kingdom was built on by the evil wizard and also he NTR’s you by mind controlling your love interest but you unlock your demon powers by gattai’ing with the demon king and destroying the robots and killing the wizard king.
>one sentence
Truly a master of the English language.
>>141613402
Fucking raw.
>>141625502
>>141625569
>>141625590
Well, how about I just knock flat on you're asses you trolls, that sound any better to you? Just name the time and the place and I'll be there.
>>141625486
We got a madman in here
>>141625744
Fuck the internet tough guy is here, it's time to scram, guys!
>>141625744
calm down bakugou
>>141625486
Watch more anime? There are plenty of well-written female characters out there.
Unless you're complaining that Japanese stereotypes don't match your /r9k/ stereotypes, in which case I hope you die.
>>141625801
>>141625816
Lol keep memeing post your coordinates if your not scared.
>>141625744
Fight in me in real life, bub, not online, then we'll talk.
>>141625891
I'm shaking in my chair.
>>141623214
>dense MC has a crush on girl
>girl kind of likes him
>puts in some effort to get to know him, hangs out with him, tries to talk to him
>dense MC doesn't notice, just assumes she wouldn't like him
>she gives up, starts dating another guy
>a few months later MC realizes she liked him
>girl is pregnant
>marries other guy
>the end
>Its a guy who hates anime
>He realizes that he is in an anime
>Hijinks ensue as he tries to solve problems like you would in real life
>>141625970
You would be surprised with how manycuckswould love this.
>>141622722
*cough cough* Dr Seuss
>>141613255
>What is Kyoukai no Kanata
>>141623583
>America drops the bomb
>Europe and Asia liberated in days
>history is all the better for it
Harem anime where the girls are all buttugly fujoshi landwhales and the MC has to fight his way to desperately keep them off of him.
>>141621960
Mushoku Tensei?
>>141626309
In the end the absolute worst of them emotionally abuses him into marrying her. A flash-forward shows him with three black children.
>>141613081
>Yuri anime
>MC is a hottie who has a few girls trying to get in her panties
>Lots of girl on girl fan service, kissing, fondling
>Last episode decides to date her douchebag male friend because its more socially acceptable to her family and leaves her girlfriends hanging
Yurifag tears are truly delicious
Harem anime where the protag isn't a beta loser and has no trouble talking maturely about his feelings. He ends up going on a date with every girl at least once, but the winner is some literally who that he met elsewhere.
>>141623241
>>141623616
>>141624451Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>141623241Stop posting this because it already found a way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>episode 1 starts MC and brotachi finally reach the big bad's fortress of evil
>after a series of epic fights with constitutively stronger mini bosses where brotachi die a number of feelerific and meaningful deaths so that MC-kun can fight the BB at the start of episode 2
>MC starts speaking about how BB should be putting on his brown underpants because he has things he wants to protect and that his bros are with him in spirit
>BB uses true power
>MC and brotachi are looped back to reaching the fortress of evil
>repeat for the next 10 episodes
Optional good endo:
>MC realises what's going on in the last three episodes and gives the BB a real beatdown while his bros spirits give him a thumbs up
>>141623241
Daily reminder that they tried to make Keit-ai real but failed, so stop trying.
http://keitai-project.wikia.com/wiki/Keit-Ai_Project_Wiki
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lkrImF41W7AuUlcvlxOeapyB2DfDI0tXUICez6E-yiE/edit?pli=1#gid=3
>>141624451
he dies bleeding out all over her
after credits epilogue of her in a mental hospital because she can't get over what happened
>>141623241
>>141623616
>>141624451
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
>>141623241
Keit-Ai is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of paranormality and cellphones that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and THE NATURE OF LOVE. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The edgy teenagers all trying their hardest to look mystified, the roaming chargers, peculiar, nonexistent area codes, the whole alternate universe faggotry and everything about the Keit-Ai world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on DRAMA, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the navel-gazing of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Keit-Ai is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Keit-Ai threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
![[Coalgirls]_Keit-Ai_OVA_1_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)[96113AEC].webm](https://i.imgur.com/j5FSGIR.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Keit-Ai_OVA_1_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)[96113AEC].webm")
>>141624451
>Keit愛 OST
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
OP Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
ED 1 Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
ED 2 Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woiMYzVTl9c
>>141624451Regular reminder that Keit-ai is already a fanfic, so stop posting this.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7950479/1/Cellphones
Ket-Ai! was a mistake.
-Anonymous
>have medieval-themed anime about grand strategy, economics, and diplomacy.
>warring countries, FFA, and one particular country is clearly stronger and somewhat winning
>of course, MC isn't in the winning country
>MC is running an average country that has been relatively peaceful for some time now, kinda neutral
>suddenly, bigger country invades and destroys shit, kills MC's loli imouto who was in a village close to the border, where she was just visiting a local lord. Some other close friends and relatives die, too.
>MC and people mad, imouto was a kind and gentle princess, made martyr
>thru strategy and alliances, MC beats back, and eventually breaks into bigger country's territory.
>some economics magic to add buffs and damage
>let's not forget they're merciful dudes, so they don't pillage villages and shit
>MC & Co. now advancing towards enemy capital
>other countries watching or joining in, other wars on halt, current war on center stage
>finally, MC & Co. just outside enemy walls.
>soldiers in high morale, singing songs about imouto, taunting enemy with revenge for imouto
>battle starts, siege engines start pummeling walls and defenses
>holes open up, soldiers start slow march towards city, still singing
>by now, the singing has made a psychological effect
>army pours in, defenders lay down weapons or flee in terror
>MC commanding personal guards, along with trusted generals and nakama, spearhead into capitol
>smash royal guards, arrive at throne room
>"So you've finally come."
>morale suddenly crushed, MC's mouth wide open, tears starting to form
>"Welcome, onii-chan!"
>>141627065
M night please.
>>141626169
How so?
Keit-ai, BUT
One day the girl mentions something that only her alternate reality version would know.
She admits that she made up the entire thing because she was too shy to ask MC out.
>>141622158
This one has a ton of potential. Just imagine all the ways you could have the characters fuck up.
>Story follows the MC
>He's the average MC
>All the girls love his best friend
>Even MC's main love interest
>MC can't hold it against his best friend because he's too nice a guy
>turns out the best friend was the MC and the MC was the sidekick all along.
>MC is self insert god
>Has biggest harem you'll ever see
>MC gets all the girls by being nice guy
>Girls ditch faggot MC and Yuri hijinks ensue
>>141613081
If the audience is /a/ then
>Furry harem
>Literally generic as fuck harem with cliche character types but they're half fox and horse and shit
>It's anime so /a/ has to endure the threads
>>141629376
Or,
>Gender Bender anime
>Guy turns back in the end and gets the girl
>>141622722
jesus christ anon
>>141623378
>>141623632
^This. Sounds hilarious.
>>141624451
I only came to this thread to see this posted.
>>141614184
>>141613081
Typical male MC meets a chubby ara ara girl. And the chubby ara ara girl best friend is a super hot tsundere. MC actually gets to date the Tsundere and gets all the way to fourth base with her. But then the Tsundere grows tired of him and leaves. The Male MC then goes to the same college as the chubby ara ara girl and they eventually date. Then they marry. And they go on to live a rich and fulfilling life.
>>141629821
I......I'm an MC!?
>>141613081
>10 year old boy saves a 10 year old girl who he loves' life but ends up in a coma for 15 years
>When he gets out she fucked his best friend and bred with him
>>141629821
This would cause a few thousand deaths in Japan. No joke.
>Typical harem
>Make sure the girls are as blatant waifu-bait as possible.
>On the last episode revealnone of them are virgins.
Guaranteed suicides.
>>141630008
Debu Ara Ara Shoujou: Civil War
>high school harem series where all the girls are in love with MC's classmate
>he keeps trying to be a bro and set up girls with the MC but they always wind up attracted to the classmate instead and ignore the MC.
>girls like MC's classmate so much that they agree to go on 'double dates' and other stuff like that only for the sake of being able to spend time with classmate and try to win him over
>MC never makes it to first base all season - classmate guy is drowning in pussy.
>>141629821
Is tsundere not a virgin and ara ara girl fucks half the college before MC hooks up with her?
>moeshit about mahou shoujo
>moe, moe, and everything moe
>oh, but there's also an MC
>the kind who likes moeshit and purity, that kind of shit
>on last episode they transform back to their original form, revealing that they're fat neckbeards wanting to be the little girl.
>each confess to MC in moe neckbeard form.
>>141613851
Anon, whyy...
>>141630389
Both would be virgins who want the MC to be their first. The Tsundere girl just has no attraction to the MC besides sexual attraction. While the ara ara girl has more in common with the MC in personality, emotional investment and interests. The catalyst for the Tsundere running off would be that she becomes jealous of the ara ara girl who gets along with the MC better than she does. So she has sex with the MC out of spite, then breaks up with him and never talks to either of them again.
Basically, imagine Love Hina. But Naru fucks Keitaro and then runs off with the archeologist. Leaving Keitaro and Mutsumi to get together.
>>141628752
>>141630072
>>141630193
Lots of The Last American Virgin: The Anime
>>141630193
Slightly similar to Ore Monogatari
Finally.
At the start of the series, an army is besieging the castle of some noble in generic fantasyland.
The daughter of the family manages to escape through a hidden passage while everyone else is butchered. She's found by a gruff mercenary who's getting too old for this shit, with a cool dog. Learning who she is, he decides to take her to some nobles who had been allied with her family for ransom money.
They're later joined by a sleazy archer dude, and then there's bonding and hijinks moments as they try to stay ahead their pursuers and others who might want to make money off of the sole heir of a noble house. They then wander around the woods, avoid the main roads and the big towns and try to make their way to where the girl's relatives are, encountering greedy people who want the bounty on her head, or bandits looking to rape her and kill and rob the men. They also encounter Fairies inna woods in one episode, which turns it all into a psychedelic trip.
As things progress, the dog falls ill and can't be saved, so they have to put it out of its misery. The MC is made to do this so she can grow up as a person and learn some kind of lesson about the hardships of life.
In the penultimate episode, the archer dude sells them out to the enemy, and they're taken to be executed. It also turns out he had poisoned the dog to get rid of it and be able to sneak off to the enemy so he could sell the other two out.
At the very start of the last episode, they're both executed and the traitor takes his money and leaves. The rest of the episode consists of flashbacks to the moments he bonded with the noble girl and flashbacks to his younger sister, who had fallen ill.
When he finally comes back home with the money to pay for her treatment, it turns out she's all better and she runs to meet him with a big happy smile on her face.
>>141630563
wait, so like Love Hina, but better?
You're not selling the trolling here.
>>141630611
Yeah, sounds like the backstory of Ore Monogatari, I guess in it Yamato would be into Sunakawa too and things would just continue on like that.
Meanwhile in a galaxy far far away...
>>141625970
That's pretty much your classic template for a vanilla netorare story.
>>141630732
The joke is that the average Japanese fan prefers the shit Tsundere over the nice girl. They want to see the girl who is the least likely to get into a relationship actually win. Tsundere's are the 'forbidden fruit' that the MC somehow takes by force. But this has been done so many times that it has become more cliche than actually seeing the nice girl win.
Seeing the nice girl who fits for the MC would be a breath of fresh air to some. But also destroy your average 14 year old Tsundere fan.
>>141630869
Plus, making the nice girl chubby and ara would go from being a slap in the face to outright torture.
>>141630951
ara? What do you mean by ara?
Pulpy adventure story about an amazon getting into hi-jinks, Conan/Red Sonja style.
After six episodes of adventuring, she gets raped by Orcs, has a half-breed baby and spends the rest of the series raising it.
>>141631014
Ara ara~
A Mahou Shoujo with a 45 year old woman as the main magic girl. And she doesn't show any fanservice, its a straight mahou shoujo like CardCaptor Sakura, but with adult situations and no dressing up.
>>141626309
>Harem anime where the girls are all buttugly fujoshi landwhales and the MC has to fight his way to desperately keep them off of him.
You need to go further.
>one classmate is really attractive girl whom the MC is interested in
>ugly whales constantly bullying the attractive girl and making her life hell
>MC finally manages to ask hot girl out on a date, things surprisingly go well
>final arc - the ugly whales reach envy overload and conspire with some random nobody
>with their help he rapes the attractive girl
>she gets pregnant
>MC confesses to her and she breaks down
>>141631187
Let's develop this idea a little further.
>the opening has cliched young magical sluts in it
>the first episode is full of long-ass and lewd transformation sequences, panty shots and jiggling tits
>the end animation shows the girls at an onsen, getting all gropey
>during the second episode they all get their asses kicked by the new villain and the old generation of magical girls takes over, and the tone changes completely
>>141625744
1v1 me irl
meet me at In-N-Out
I want to see a ported to fantasy land harem where the teleported character becomes unhinged by a political betrayal and kills his entire harem in a fit of grief.
>>141631441
I love a good bait and switch. Also:
>all the MILF shoujos who take over are the parents of the girls who got beaten
Its like a reverse cliche. The impulsive kids couldn't handle it, so the veterans had to take over.
>>141613081
Evangelion.
> MC has to play game(s) to achieve goal/save his ass
> 5 episodes present MCs strategies, glorified in the best way the medium can
> in reality MCs does the most basic mistakes possible for the duration of these 5 episodes and any viewer with a few braincells can see that (ie distribute stats evenly)
> MC gets analy devastated in 6th episode but due to some luck mechanism in the game (0.01% crit that lands) or a shitty plot development he is given another chance
> rince and repeat for a total of 26 episodes
>>141631627
I love it.
>>141613081
>same episode with slight variations repeat for 8 whole weeksi'm still pissed off about this
>>141630869
It sounds like Naruto already did that, though.
>>141613081
nice try seo
>>141631627
Then a new villain shows up, beats the MILFs and now their husbands have to become the Magical DILF Crossdressing Squad.
>>141631685
That would be even more infuriating to watch than some of the netorare ideas.
Typical farm propaganda show setting, with a cast of lolis and country girls, and a bunch of COMFYservice. Main character is dude that moves to the countryside.
But instead, the show depicts how fucking shitty the country is, and how all the old people are racist and crazy, and the town is basically a cult who shuns outsiders.
Furthermore, all the girls are quickly proven to be dumb hicks, and how there are zero modern conveniences.
The series ends with MC moving back to the city. As he drives off, he sees a crowd of villagers protesting the new dam that will be erected, and he smiles.
Everyone dies in episode 1. The remainder of the story is what would have happened if they didn't die. In the final episode, they go to great lengths to explain why all these events never happened. There's also a recap episode every 12 episodes of a 60 episode show.
Work in some dreams and alternate dimensions in there as well.
>>141631805
So Higurashi?
>>141631691
I've only read the light novels, is that how they went about the summer vacation time loop?
>>141631739
Except the ending of Naruto came out of nowhere. There was no development to Hinata except like 3 chapters out of a billion.
>>141631187
>>141631441
>>141631627
I'd watch it
>>141631836
I was thinking that too, as I typed it up.
Less murder, more complaining about mosquitoes and a lack of ACs.
>>141631860
Yes. Endless 8 is pretty infamous.
>>141631904
Someone ought to write a fic about it.
>>141631691
Watch the 1984 movie 'Urusei Yatsura Movie 2'. Its literally the same idea, but done well. So well that its one of the best anime movies out there. No idea how KyoAni screwed it up so bad. Maybe it should have been a 1 hour movie instead of 2 1/2 hours of broken boredom.
>>141631860
It's 8 episodes of the characters doing the exact same shit, just in different angles.
I heard that this lowered the overall score for the anime an entire point or two.
>>141631927
I'd write something up, but I'm too busy writing a legitimate pilot teleplay parodying mahou shoujo and western comic books.
>>141632026
I'd do it but I'm too busy being a lazy bum and wouldn't know where to begin.
>>141631996
They reanimated every episode, right? Didn't reuse anything? That might be the most money spent on trolling ever.
>>141631996
What in God's name?? In the light novels that entire think didn't even take up a third of the book it was in. The book spent the most time in the mansion at the snow storm. Who the hell thought that would be a good idea?
>>141632058
>>141632061
It's called "art".
>>141613081
> Re-adapt Kancolle with movie-quality visuals and amazing direction
> Episode 5 rolls around
> Pull magic bullshit that turns them all into cute ship boys instead
> Cue otaku explosion of anger directed at fujoshi
>>141632058
They recycled the same lines of dialogue if I remember correctly.
A girl gifted with the ability to revert to a 'save point' tries her best to prevent a set of horrible tragedies to happen, death of her best friend or something.
She goes darker and darker with each loop, broken by the horrible things she is forced to do, eventually being driven merely by the trajectory of the reason she undertook the journey.
By the end she has a perpetual thousand yard stare going on, does not bother with concepts like mercy, and almost seems inhuman to everyone around her. Even the people she set out to protect are terrified of her.
She finally achieves some sort of a victory, say, the friend she wanted to save is now alive past point X. But she is fatally wounded, and as she is bleeding out on the ground watching the sunrise, what should have been a glorious victory leaves nothing but a bitter taste for her.
The girl finally dies, not knowing if she achieved anything in the end.
A massive world war. Major characters are all introduced such as a general, a president, a spy, etc. All of them have highly developed back stories and everything is leading to a clashing point.
Then suddenly shift the focus to a random 14 year old boy who is a private in the army. And he finds out he's destined to save the world. And does it with the power of love and friendship.
>>141623484
>typical anime where teenage boy gets supernatural powers and fights ever stronger enemies
>final season
>final fight
>he's finally gotten to the one behind it all
>it was a hologram
>kid wakes up from a coma
>every episode was a dream hologram
>kid looks in mirror
>it's tupac
>he is a hologram
>>141632061
The same team who came up with the ending for Clannad After Story.
14 episodes about a guy and his hot, older cousin going birdwatching during summer vacation, shown entirely from his perspective.
We don't see many birds.
>>141613081
>Make the main character some wimpy guy thats in love with the kendo president or whatever
>some plot happens and he needs to take sex pictures of every girl in school
>some more plot happens and the kendo girl has an arranged marriage but shes still a virgin
>husband gets challenged by wimpy guy in wrestling match
>husband chokeholds wimpy guy and makes him watch her get her hymen raped by another wimpy guy thats hates MC
Fuck this author/artist
>>141623484
Did you write the end to Concrete Revolutio?
>it's about a bunch of high schoolers that work at a starbucks
>typical slice of life hi-jinks ensue, including a harem of co-workers for the MC
>all of the harem are perpetually tsundere except the best girl of course
>the best girl turns out to be a lesbian and fucking worst girl, the bitchy manager
Typical harem with male MC. Multiple seasons of all the women fawning over him and trying to get at his dick. He callously ignores their advances, but never explains why.
In the final episode, you find out he's gay. His justification for never telling anyone was he "didn't want to hurt their feelings."
>>141613081
>Mahou Shoujo
>Bad guys try to steal military equipment
>Mahou Shoujos stop them everytime
>Bad guys where actually good guys trying to destroy weapons of mass destruction so the world powers don't start WW3 and end the world
>Bad guys where actually the Mahou Shoujos as adults from the future
An idol series.
The caveat? In the very end,all the girls are revealed to be complete, and utter whores, and how they fucked the manager to get their positions and have multiple boyfriends.
>>141631187
Cake Magic girls are the best.
boku dake ga inai machi
The dry humor of Working!!, but focused on the teachers in a high school.
>>141631187
Oku Sama wa Mahou Shoujo more or less went this direction.
>any mexican telenovela adapted to anime
>>141632353
Finally a realistic anime!
>bad ass loner protag.
>joins a group
>bonds with them
>becomes besties with the leader
>falls in love with the only female
>leader sacrifices everyone to become a demon
>rapes protags girl and mind breaks her in front of him
>time passes and he makes new friends with great character development
>make them spend the rest of the series talking on a boat
Call it berserk.
>>141632483
>read description
Wow, that sounds pretty terrible. Works perfectly with this thread.
>>141613081
>mc is a typical harem mc.
>first episodes introduce every single cliché (flat tsundere, huge chested nymphomaniac...)
>add plenty of fanservice
>halfway through the series, a malediction turns all the girls to guys, who are still trying to get MC's ass. Add plenty of yaoi
>>141613081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emrRIfkIcLs
>>141632595
The harem then does the manly thing and dresses the MC up in a dress so he can be their bitch?
>>141632488
Might be cool
https://youtu.be/ajvmOU2AIWI?t=1m53s
>>141632595
Is that even legal?
>>141632565
Deliberately setting out to troll the audience rarely makes for a satisfying show.
You know that show Lost right? Well imagine that, but everyone is stuck in an MMORPG world. And they keep having to do all the same quests and raids over again because there's nothing else to do in the world. Occasionally, there's small hints that people on the outside are trying to find a way to return them to reality. But they never get out.
>>141632725
Well, harem MCs generally do look good in maid outfits
It's an anime where idols use the power of music to fight terrorists and criminals and bring justice to the world.Halfway through the show, the lead singer discovers merchandise for her idol group- except it's not her and her friends, but their predecessors, who went down the memoryhole when they started to protest the actions of the production company. Lead idol is ejected from the group and has to make her was as a guerilla singer, fighting against those she formerly called her friends.
>>141632565
I watched the anime way back, let's see what I can remember.
>Magic girl ends up with the cute boy, but still has the restriction that magic girls can't kiss or they lose their power.
>She won't give up magic because if she does the town will be ruined by the inexperienced impulsive new magic girl on the block.
>Somehow they end up married while she's still hiding her magic and not kissing him
>Suffice to say, married life immediately fails since she won't consummate and won't explain why
>Husband starts having an affair almost openly
>Shit just keeps going downhill
