CHILD ABUSE
>>141579201
I have 80$ to spend on entertainment this month, and I decided to buy one or two SAS statues. However, I can't decide which ones to get. I've narrowed it down to
>Soft and Wet
>The World
>Gold Experience Requiem
>King Crimson
>Diver Down
>Silver Chariot
>DIO
>Giorno
>Diavolo
>Annasui
>Polnareff
>Rohan
If any anons have these figures, please tell me if they are especially good or if they are bad, as if per se the painting is mediocre.
>>141581205
buy the diavolo and annasui ones
>>141581205
S&W and Gappy
>>141581615
I honestly agree (I was the guy who said it was shafted), but I still feel like they dropped the ball
>>141579201
Second for narancia
Part 1 fanboys are dumb.
>>141581205
Where do you buy SAS stuff?
>>141581692
GER has a nice ass.
>>141581692
1 magma
Which part has the best minor Antagonists?
>>141581753
Part 5.
It gave us guys like Pesci and Proscuitto.
>>141581753
Part 5. La Squadra is based as fuck.
>>141581753
4
because part 4 has Teru and he is the best and cutest
>>141581753
6
Repost
Place bets on what happens in the new chapter. Person who gets it closest wins some e-cred.
>no flashback man
>some new revelation about the fusion that we haven't guessed yet
>maybe a tease regarding Joshuu getting out of the drain, but not him actively confronting Damo
>Josuke and Hato beginning the confrontation with Damo to stop him hurting Norisuke again
>hopefully Hato's Stand, though I can see the chapter ending with a tease of it though
>>141581753
part 5 or part 7
>>141581810
>Araki forgot a lot of things
>More blank stares that last pages
>>141581803
But none of those guys did anything.
Unless that old man is Kenzo.
>>141581753
Part 5, Metallica and White album were some of my favourite fights.
>>141581803
who the fuck were these guys/when the fuck did they show up
i vaguely remember mid-part 6, it all felt like an odd fever dream
>>141581753
7 and 8 because they start to feel more and more like actual characters. The only minor villains from before that can compare to Axl or Aisho are Donatello and maybe D'Arby.
I personally find the assassins from part V unremarkable, their deaths were satisfying and some of them had great stands, but it felt like the gang going through a streak of token horrid killers, kinda as if part IV only had Angelo, Teru and Kira's dad as minor villains, and that gets boring after a while
>>141581753
Part 7
>Ringo
>Wekapipo
>Blackmore
Jesus that last thread got really shitty at the end.
Every time that fucking game is brought up people get super autistic, it's stupid as fuck.
>>141581692
I already told you GER. Garfreud needs at least 17 laginas to stand a chance, but any more than 21 llaginies and Garfreud sweeps GER.
>>141581803
I only dislike Jonghali A, almost every single part VI villain was either decent or has a cool gimmick. Even Yo-Yo.
>>141581810
Hato becomes serious and punches a hole through Damo's midsection with her Stand Crimson King
>>141581888
>missing ms. robinson, oyecomova, d-i-s-c-o and magenta magenta
>>141581923
Spectacular meme
>>141581888
>Mike O.
>Magenta
>Eleven Men
![tumblr_nd4wo9oDWC1ti5f5yo4_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9KcPd7A.jpg "tumblr_nd4wo9oDWC1ti5f5yo4_1280[1].jpg")
>>141581673
that's pretty good
this is also narancia
>>141581881
>Teru
Why did Teru have to catch on like that? The guy's name is Terunosuke.
>>141581896
It's a nice way to pinpoint all the /v/ and /vg/ crossboarders.
>>141581810
>HATO HIGASHIKATA, STAND: CRIMSON KING
>>141581888
>>141581923
>both of you missing V.R. Stroheim and camel rider Abdul.
Also, how can a cyborg exist in the 1890s.
Somebody post that picture of Gappy with a bunch of question marks or the Valentine gets it
>>141581915
>>141581990
>Hato activates her stand.
>Her hair becomes pink with little dots
>Unzips her jumpsuit to reveal a shirt patterned after Diavolo's outfit
>>141581923
>d-i-s-c-o and magenta magenta
At least their designs are 10/10
Can someone post the JoJo taste chart template?
>>141582010
What cyborg? He's just got a really strong prescription monocle.
>>141581205
They're all good figs.
Just decide which ones you like best and start there.
>>141582044
I didn't vote for him, so I'm okay with that.
>>141582063
>not unzipping it to reveal her naked chest covered by fishnets
>>141581810
>Flashback man appears
>Steals Gappy's memories
>Gappy confronts Damo
>Hato stares blankly for the rest of the chapter
>>141582079
>>141582010
They weren't minor antags though, they were just there, weren't they?
>>141582076
Magenta had a really cool stand and he was genuinely funny a few times, mostly when he kept brining up planes
>>141581981
Too many syllables for a shitty short-lived meme antagonist. Fuck off, Ghiaccio.
>>141582097
Oh right. I forgot Jojo was seinen now.
Here is every notable character they didn't put in EoH.
>Bruford
>Tarkus
>Straits (Part 2)
>Santana
>Possibly Yuuya or Mikitaka
>Abbacchio
>Foo Fighters
>Hot Pants
>Possibly Wekapipo
>Any Part 8 character besides Gappy and Joshuu
>>141582010
German science you pleb. Second Reich best Reich.
>>141581810
>Flashbacks are over for now
>Fight against Damo, Norisuke probably mortally wounded.
>Dog bites Hato
>>141582107
I fini~~~~~~shed my anon
r8 my tas~~~~te
>>141582091
>They're all good figs.
No, this is a good fig.
>>141581981
nobody bothers with remembering his name because he sucks so much
Fungami is the only reason why that arc was salvageable, Terunosuke felt like a SDC villain more than a DiU one
>>141582164
Also Te~~~~~~~~ru
>>141582136
Then call him Miyamoto. That's memorable enough.
>>141582204
He would be a stage hazard
Reminder
>>141582164
>fodder
>fodder
>fodder
>no moves
>no moves
>legit
>legit
>legit
>no moves
>no moves
Try again
>>141582164
>Emporio
>maybe Donatello
>Mountain Tim
>maybe Risotto
>>141582159
I always read Seinen as Seinfeld
>>141582195
>>141582136
Fuck off Josuke fa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~gs
>>141582185
>picture
Where is it from?
>>141582224
>implying Yagiyama and Damo wouldn't have moves
>>141581205
King Crimson is fucking excellent.
Dio has some accessories with the knives and signpost, but his shoulder articulation kinda sucks, and his legs are weird.
don't have any of the others.
>>141582248
Right before the Yotsuyu fight when Norisuke confronts Josuke.
>>141582240
>Terufag was Daiya all along
That explains it all
>>141582248
Before the Yotsuyu fight
69th for best man.
Just shut the fuck up about that shit game already.
I get it, it doesn't have your favorite character, move the fuck on already.
I still would argue that Terunosuke does not and should not receive the same punishment as that Angelo, they just don't belong the same bracket to have his life-long to potentially eternal prison justified.
The "Koichi" he threw out was proven to be a dummy, as after Josuke was captured he immediately stepped on the piece of paper to destroy it, in an attempt to recover his ego from the shock Josuke delivered to him through his last speech. He didn't openly attack Yuuya, he simply presented him a challenge which both parties knew it involves countless layers of deadily traps, Yuuya accepted it even when knowing the risk. That was no foul, it was just a stand fight and totally justifiable. Also he captured Josuke's mother without any intention to harm her in the slightest, and only using her to serve as a stepping stone to bring out Josuke's fear quicker in the most efficient manner in terms of both time and casualty (as he would otherwise need to capture literally everyone other than Josuke's mum to really give him a mental punch).
>>141582222
Why would you hi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~de the best boy ?
>>141582185
I want to eat a fig with gappy.
>>141582310
It hasn't even been mentioned in this thread, chill anon.
>>141582164
>forgetting my nigga Risotto
>>141582308
Yummy tummy from the sailor who loves his mummy.
>>141582224
No moves isn't a way to deny a character when they have fucking Mariah in the game.
Same with Esidisi and Fodder.
>>141582337
Not him, but it clearly has.
>>141582164
>>141582044
I WARNED YOU, NIGGERS
>>141582310
No if I complain enough they'll fix the game and re-release it just for me
>>141582308
How can i gain more hips ?
>>141582364
>>141582337
Oh fuck I'm blind, never mind.
I like to compare this guy to Rohan and say that not only they possess the same personality, they also had wronged Josuke in a mirrored fashion. Yet their treatments vary vast in difference for whatever reason.
Rohan also showed no interest with the general moral of life as he viewed people nothing more than "materials". Rohan also acted like an egoist arsehole (still is but not as much), is artistic by nature and is very obssessed with what he likes inside people which is their experiences. Rohan, like Terunosuke both possess incredibly dangerous stand abilities that involves controlling people as they are both control freaks to different degrees, and both showed no signs of self control when first introduced. Rohan also captured someone who Josuke holds dear as hostages, being Koichi and later, Okuyasu. Rohan also used hostages as part of his combat tatics, conditioning Josuke during the encounter. Rohan also harmed the hostages in a few ways, brainwashing and nearly killing Koichi by tearing his pages out for self interests, as well as setting Okuyasu on self immolation. Rohan also went out of his way to make Josuke mad when he was sure of his victory, like Terunosuke which in this case, by insulting his hairstyle multiple times.
Yet with all that, all Rohan got in return was a beat up so bad he had to change his weekly release schedule into monthly while he was hospitalised, which was nothing too major. In contrast, this guy got the "book prison", it just doesn't seem to be right, or anywhere close to it.
>>141582367
Joke's on you, there are plenty more Valentines where that one didn't come from!
Is Heaven Ascension DIO still a vampire?
>>141582224
Yasuho definitely had enough to work with. They asked Araki himself for help with Joshuu's moves, but for her they wouldn't have even needed to do that.
She's easily the most prominent character not to be in so it's all the weirder she didn't make it. Her alternate costumes could've been so good too.
>>141581205
Which version of Rohan? I have the white highway star version and it's pretty rad
>>141582310
>>141582310
Yeah it's getting kind of annoying to always see the same song and dance about what could have been every time it's brought up
As cocky, apathetic and obssessive this guy may be, by analysing his abilities we would know he does not go out of his way to harm others unnecessarily as his ability is very conditional to himself while it possesses no actual combat strength and when he does, he lets them go just as easy as opening a piece of folded paper. He sought to minimise the amount of people involved in his obssession trip and although he could also kill his captive as easy as ripping paper into pieces, he only reserves that as the last resort.
He had been overboard just like how he really screwed over that taxi driver hard, but he had realised it by the end. As obssessive he may be I have no doubt that after a solid beat down he would learn "constraint" properly just like almost all antagonists who had wronged Josuke in the past, especially Rohan.
Yet he was given 0 space to redeem himself and was sent straight to capital punishment. Unlike Rohan who had done exactly the same things to Josuke yet didn't get him riled up as badly, all because one of the people that got involved was Josuke's mum. Josuke is just too much of a mama's boy I swear. Sure I would be really pissed too if someone were to drag her into a fight, but a comeback like that? I just don't think so, I don't think Josuke would really go that far as a character even if he was not actually in his right mind at that time either, as he barely did that much to Rohan previously.
Terunosuke could have been an interesting side character for later story development, dunno why Araki just hates him so much he had to practically torture him to the end of time, while making a joke out of it.
>>141582238
>Emporio
Give him Weather Report and maybe.
>Donatello
If they could figure out a way to make Under World work in a fighting game, then I guess. Otherwise i'd say Rykiel is a better choice.
>Mountain Tim
Eh.
>Risotto
This 100%.
>>141582344
Haven't read Part 5 in a while now, so I completely forgot about him.
>>141582271
>>141582292
Thank you
Hah, forgot about it
An interesting reference to Josefumi
>>141582531
How is it a reference to Josefumi? Am I just an idiot for not seeing it?
>>141582527
>If they could figure out a way to make Under World work in a fighting game, then I guess. Otherwise i'd say Rykiel is a better choice.
I agree.
Donatello is my favorite Brando (Diego aside) but Rykiel is the probably the only one who would make sense to be in a fighting game
We are 4 days away from JoJolion greatness. Post some theories.
You have 3 minutes to draw Tusk ORAORAORAing Valentine
>>141582566
Not him, but it could be how the fig is growing off a branch like the rokaka grafted by Josefumi back when he was trying to resuscitate Kira. But that's just my guessing.
>>141582434
I actually wrote up some ideas for her when the game first came out.
Ideas for Yasuho moveset:
>Guidance
Paisley Park occasionally points to certain areas on the battlefield, which contain special crates that only Yasuho can interact with. Items have a 50/50 chance of being useless or helpful.
>Paper Moon King
With help from Tsurugi (similar to how Hol Horse uses J Geil and Hanged Man), Yasuho turns her cellphone into an origami frog, which can be controlled long range. It's power is extremely weak, but when it hits someone the target will see every player as his/herself, with only colours differentiating them.
>DHA
Points cellphone at target, which Paisley Park promptly flies out of and stand rushes the target.
>DHA w/ Josuke
Soft & Wet removes the opponents sight, causing them to walk over Paisley Park. Both stands then rush the target from above and below.
>>141582586
>>141582566
>>141582614
Yes, I meant it
>>141582614
>>141582696
Oh I see
Here's my idea for a EoH character
>Pocoloco
He wins.
>Combo finisher
He wins.
>DHA
He wins.
>Special skills
He wins.
>>141581778
And Giacchio. And Cioccolata. And Melone. And literally everyone else. Fuck why was part 5 so based
>>141581205
buy a gun and kill you're self
>>141582586
did I do good?
>>141582586
>posting the old watermarked version
thanks doc
>>141582010
>>141581923
>>141581888
>forgetting dr. ferdinand
you niggas have NO respect
>>141582732
Would still job to Heaven Ascension DIO
>>141582747
Pretty rude, dude
>>141582239
Jojolion is Seinfeld
>>141582734
Even Formaggio and his shitty Stand was based as fuck.
>>141582586
I tried.
>>141582224
>Wekapipo
>no moves
Having another Steel Ball user would be fucking sick, and left side ataxia is the perfect move for an arena fighter.
>>141582734
I really can't wait for the anime to make people appreciate how good Part 5 was.
>>141582787
Is Jotaro the only character in the series that can beat Ascended Dio?
>>141582954
Yes...unfortunately.
>>141582164
Imagine if they added Ungalo, and when he activates his stand, characters from other fighting games come in.
>Scorpion and Chun Li show up in a JoJo game
Flashback Man's Stand will obviously be named [SAILOR'S TALE]
>>141581881
>>141581888
>Part 7
My ass. Early part 7 was really shitty.
>Mrs. Robinson
>Oyecomova
>Porkie Pie Hat Kid
>Dr. Ferdinand
>The entire Boom Boom family
Everything Ringo and after was pretty good, but before that was trash.
>>141582586
>>141582583
Iwasuke is the main villain and Norisuke and Jobin are working together.
>>141583061
>Dr. Ferdinand
hey
>>141582853
Underrated post tbqh, good job anon
fucking lewd
>>141583061
Am I the only person who enjoyed Steel Ball Run when it was just a horse race?
Reminder that the events of part 7 only took place because of Hey Ya, so that everyone would be distracted from the race so Pocoloco could win.
>>141583061
>pic related
>>141583148
I might've if the early villains weren't so awful.
>>141582954
>you can only defeat ora with more ora
Araki would not be a good game designer.
>>141582583
Flashback man is actually Baoh, who washed ashore in Morioh.
Kai Harada is actually the true main villain, who uses his status as a radio host to learn about information going in and out of the town. Araki decided to make him the main villain after watching an episode of the anime.
Iwasuke is actually Kars.
>>141583142
Thank you. Though I have no idea why the image is flipped when it appears as normal in my folder.
Did Terunosuke appears in All Star Battle ?
>>141583157
Hey Ya! doesn't do anything except encourage Pocoloco.
We've been over this before.
Pocoloco is just naturally lucky.
What song were you listening to when Gyro died?
>House of the rising sun
>>141583201
As a powerup for Arcade mode. His stand was renamed to Misterioso
>>141583195
He didn't write it, though he did supervise it
>>141583201
Did Bane appear in All Star Battle?
>>141582954
if plot armor weren't a thing The World Diego would be able to do it too
it would be kind of ironic too, killing him the same way he was killed
>>141583237
The epilogue theme for SBR from ASB
>>141583237
The sounds of my heartbeat and the voices raging inside my head.
>>141583237
Burning Down The House
>>141583052
I had a dream where S&W was named Sailor's Tale after evolving. We need more King Crimson and Can Stands anyway.
>>141583324
>I'm So Green stand never
>>141583237
I think The Wall? I tend to leave Pink Floyd albums on when I read JoJo.
>>141583359
>Vitamin C will never evolve into Moonshake and get gravity powers
>>141583324
>No Tago Mago stand
>Will never yell "HALLELELELELELELELELELELELUWAH" as its battlecry
rohan kill me now pls
>3 more days until the new chapter
I can't take it. I need it NOW!
>>141583061
Oyecamova wasn't that bad. Pork Pie Hat Kid and him had pretty decent fights, to boot.
Who would win?
https://youtu.be/5dhT6Izvnp8
>>141583541
>3 days until Damo is kill
>>141583674
If Diavolo can skip stopped time then he'll probably win
>>141583674
If DIO can freeze erased time then he'll probably win.
>>141583674
Time Skip beats Time Stop, but Diavolo would have to play very safe due to DIO's Vampire Strength.
>>141583674
KC > TW but DIO > Diavolo
So it comes down to whether Diavolo could properly kill him or hold out until sunrise, since his deletes are tied directly to his stamina whereas DIO has infinite stamina. All DIO needs to do is be relentless and not a cocky bastard, which is a tall order but if he manages he'd tire Diavolo out to the point he'll either be dead from exhaustion or so exhausted he can't even defend.
>>141583674
Diavolo's shadow costume will never be not cool.
>>141583700
>thinking it'll be over and done in this chapter
You sure are a dope anon. You been losing your losing your losing your Vitamin C or something?
>>141583837
I am legit hungover to hell and back. If only I had one more saturday night
>>141583724
But since the time DIO moves in is still as far as everyone else is concerned, all Diavolo has to do is use Epitaph to predict it and it's only an instant for KC to erase.
>>141583799
basically this
if DIO weren't a vampire Jotaro would have killed him a bunch of times during their fight too
>>141583674
It all depends on who draws first.
Instead of doing the usual "Time Stop VS Time Skip" argument, how about we do something a bit different.
Let's have a villain free for all. Everybody has to fight each other at the same time, whoever doesn't die/dies last wins.
>Dio Brando
>Kars
>DIO
>BtD Kira
>Diavolo
>Pucci
>Valentine
Round 1: No Ultimate Kars. Pucci has Whitesnake.
Round 2: Ultimate Kars and C-Moon
Round 3: Ultimate Kars and Made In Heaven
>>141584200
If it's a survival round then Kars will win, no question
technically he's still alive
>>141584200
Kira would fucking die. He's really the weakest compared to the rest.
I find this rude. Kira doesn't deserve a beating like this.
>>141584248
Sheer Heart Attack could do it, assuming it would be able to reach Kars.
>>141584248
I dunno, in most cases he would in but Made in Heaven is probably fast enough to counter his regeneration
>>141584200
Valentine couldn't die, since D4C could just keep finding new Valentines. Kars is also invulnerable, so there's that.
>>141584290
>all encapsulating internal explosion
>weak
yeah nah
>>141583674
The World is an objectively stronger version of King Crimson because you can attack during the stopped time but not during the time skip.
>>141584346
But you can skip the timestop
>>141584333
His explosions don't mean shit compared to time stopping and KC. They can't touch Kars. D4C would bring new Valentines. Pucci is faster.
What exactly is he supposed to do?
>>141584330
Valentine dies if you kill D4C.
>>141584391
Can you kill D4C?
>>141584290
>Weakest
>Not Dio by far
Kars would probably eat him within five seconds
>>141584381
I agree with everything said here except for Kars.
His explosions can erase every trace of him, and Kars can't see or touch Killer Queen, or Sheer Heart Attack for that matter.
So can anyone tell me why did Diavolo want to kill Trish again? Why was he so adamant in keeping his identity a secret?
>>141584333
He has to make somebody the trigger, being in contact with any of the other villains means death. He isn't even aware of the time loop, the trigger is. So making DIO, Diavolo, or Pucci the trigger is instant death for him. And having BtD active means he can't use SHA or Primary Bomb.
>>141584362
that raises an interesting question
diavolo still has to dodge/block attacks that occur in the timeskip as we see in the last battle
within the timeskip, the timestop would still happen, right? so, even though diavolo can move around in his timeskip, would whoever stops time see a diavolo and be able to hit him?
>>141584441
Because he's a 21st
>>141584333
But physically, like if any of the other villains so much as got a chance to attack, he'd be fucked in an instant.
>>141584441
because he's a fucking nut case
also he's leader of a mafia that is selling drugs and he fucked over a lot of people
>>141584346
But deleted time makes Diavolo 100% invulnerable and he can also see the future and know what everyone around him is going to do 10 seconds before they do it. KC is more about having an ultimate defence whereas time stop is more multipurpose. You can still be hurt in time stop, it's not a perfect defence even from fate like KC is.
>>141584362
Dio can just stop time at the instant the skip ends and immediately win.
>>141584441
Diavolo has a severe persecution complex
>>141584346
KC is stronger than The World, and it can flawlessly see up to ten seconds into the future.
>>141584200
Does Valentine get Love Train?
>>141584472
CENTURY
>>141584451
>>141584474
Yes exactly. I'm not saying Kira is a weak character but considering all the other villains he has some underwhelming abilities.
Bites the Dust doesn't mean anything if you can't have you stand and get BTFO in the first few seconds of battle.
>>141584482
For that to happen the skip would have to end at the same time as his cooldown
>>141584536
SHITPOST
>>141584556
AKU?
>>141584452
Even if they did it wouldn't matter because they'd hit where Epitaph predicted him to be not where he actually is. Even then deleted time is still stated to take place in his own little world so even if DIO managed to predict exactly when and where he would ACTUALLY be during the time stop he couldn't hurt him, plus it gets deleted anyway. I don't know why he had to dodge them but it's stated that he's completely invulnerable during deleted time.
>>141584531
>KC is stronger than The World
No.
>>141584556
BAIT IMAGE
>>141584533
Shit I forgot about Love Train.
Add that to Round 3.
>>141584550
He could just use Sheer Heart Attack from a distance
Or he could trick someone to touch a door handle or some other object
>>141584603
>The World has to MUDAMUDAMUDA everything
>King Crimson fucking karate chops things
>>141584637
why wasn't there a stand that jabbed people
that'd be cool
>>141584687
There was anon.
It was called Silver Chariot.
>Last main antagonist in JoJo's Stand cry is DIODIODIODIODIODIO
>>141584704
I mean with their hands
>>141584620
GAY PRIEST
>>141584636
Assuming sheer heart attack can get to anyone before time stops, pucci's speed, KC, assuming it can get through Kar's hardened skin, the only thing sheer heart attack could kill is maybe valentine.
There's nothing stopping Dio or KC from picking up the sheer heart attack with their powers and shoving it into kira's head.
>>141584600
There's even a scene in the last fight where Diavolo has to block bullets in a timeskip if I remember right.
>>141584637
TW doesn't HAVE to Muda everything, it just can because of its speed. TW is objectively stronger and faster than SP, which is almost certainly stinger and faster than KC.
Fist for fist, TW is stronger than KC, and TW can put out fists faster than KC could.
>>141584637
The World only MUDAMUDAed at Jotaro because he was ORAORAing at him.
>You will never know the broken mess that would be King Crimson Over Heaven Requiem
>>141584603
Araki described KC as "physically stronger than SP", although slower", so KC could land a killshot on DIO.
Post best ship
>>141584799
>It erases pages from the manga.
>>141584755
Well, yeah, that's why I said from a distance
Kira's character is all about distancing himself from others, even in his final fight he was hiding from Josuke and using Stray Cat for everything
>>141584832
Source?
>>141584855
You already did it my man
>>141584872
Then I guess the argument is where are they fighting? Are they in a town? Are they in a caged ring.
OP was talking about some battle where they all just brawl. If Kira doesn't have range he dies. If he's allowed to lock himself in a storage shed he's going to naturally do a little better.
I still would argue he wouldn't be able to do anything still because time stops/KC but at least he'd not die as fast.
>>141584200
Shit I forgot to specify a few things.
>Valentine has Love Train in Round 3.
>They all have no idea about each other's abilities, except for Dio, Kars, and DIO knowing about general vampirism.
>Since Kira is kinda underpowered, the other villains only know his name and that he's nearby.
>All these powerlevel debates
It's like I'm in a DBZ thread.
>>141584978
I'd say Diavolo would have a major advantage because he could figure out their abilities via epitaph
>>141584960
OP here, first of all see >>141584978
Secondly, let's have it set in a fairly crowded city street.
Similar to Cairo during DIO's World, but not Cairo since it would make it easier to figure out who Kira is.
>>141584890
As always
>>141584978
Kira would just walk away from the battle, he doesn't like fighting, all he wants is a quiet life.
Or at least he would wait until the other villains killed eachother and there was only one victor left, then he would go and kill that guy in his weakened state.
>>141584637
Dio actually tried to crush Jaotaro's skull with a karate chop, right before learning he can move in stopped time and getting punched so hard his leg flew off. Which makes perfect that he'd try a karate move since since he's a British vampire who was trained in boxing. Living in Egypt.
>>141585030
The manga's on a hang for another few days, so I don't see any harm in it.
>>141585191
>then he would go and kill that guy in his weakened state
The problem is that Kira wouldn't be able to kill people like Ultimate Kars or Made in Heaven Pucci.
Sure it would take them a while to find out where Kira is, but there's no way Kira would kill them.
>>141584881
I can't find the interview, but I could've sworn I'd seen it somewhere. Araki was asked how strong SP was, and he went on how it was strong in different ways, bringing up KC being physically stronger but SP being faster.
>>141585191
There is no reason for Kira to fight others, if they don't even know he's there, he can just go home, do some stretching and go to bed.
>>141585227
Pucci showed him some ancient Vatican martial arts
>>141585191
Too be fair Kira is like a glass cannon. If he manages to get BTD off he wins, if not he dies to the more OP time villains. Kars and Dio don't stand a chance though.
>>141585333
>all the villains duking it out and causing major destruction
>Kira just yawns nonchalantly and goes home
I want to see this
>>141585372
I suppose he could just pay some random bloke to shout out his name in public, thus killing everyone who could hear it
>>141584799
That sounds horrifying just to comprehend. It'd make the full comprehensive list of all Elder God Demonbane's powers look like a booklet of knock knock jokes.
>>141585335
If that's true then why did he never try to sick his fingers in an underaged boyat least in Japan where 17 is still recognized as a minorduring the fight and suck out his fresh juices? Seems like the first thing he'd try if that were the case.
>>141585520
age of consent in japan is 14
>>141585227
Don't bully DIO, he had watched some martial arts movies recently.
>>141584290
He could just use BtD on Kars.
IMO this is how it would go.
>Round 1
Most likely Kira. He could just walk away and Sheer Heart Attack everyone, and even Time Skip can't stop Bites the Dust.
>Round 2
If C-Moon punching Ultimate Kars would kill him, then Pucci. Otherwise Ultimate Kars. Kira still has a slight chance with Bites the Dust, though.
>Round 3
Valentine. Love Train is way too strong.
>use Heaven's Door
>see this
what do
>>141585733
explode
>>141585733
Low-five the small cat man. It's clearly what he wants.
>>141585733
bite it
>>141585733
Scream for Koichi. He might know what to do.
>>141585733
fuk u nigga i cant even read
>>141585733
adopt this tiny cat person as my new pet
>>141585733
Draw manga
>>141585733
Close my eyes and suffocate Kira.
>>141584799
It would probably jump out of the manga and kill the reader
>>141585733
use heavens door on myself to forget that I read the info off of the snota boy but not who kira is.
>>141585733
Pet it. It's so cute and small and scary.
>my friends start watching Jojo
>not only are they animeonly the skip season 1 and just watch that crunchyroll compilation of parts 1 and 2 instead
I wish they didn't even enter the series
>>141585995
>crunchyroll compilation of parts 1 and 2 instead
Wat.
>>141585995
It's funny how people always want to skip to part 3 when Stardust Crusaders is the worst and Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency are always better than people expect
>>141585995
>mfw all my friends who watch jojo are animeonly scum
>>141585995
>>141586082
>mfw all my friends are caught up with the manga.
>>141586082
>mfw when my own brother is an animeonly hamon fag
>>141586148
You must disown him.
>>141586082
It's the usual casual problem. They prefer to watch than to read.
>>141586082
>>141586148
Hey, fuck you guys! I'd be happy as long as my friends were at least interested in the series at all
I can't get them to even watch the first episode of the anime
>>141585733
Uh
I can explain
Part 1 condensed into an hour and 45 mins
Part 2 condensed into two hour and 45 min vids
Haven't watched any of them so don't know if it skips anything but I think it does
>>141586190
You've never had anyone tell you hamon is more creative than stands.
Seriously the guy stopped watching at Yellow Temperance
>>141586082
>tfw no irl jojofriends
>one jojofriend online won't read JJL
>other one is animeonly
Fuck
