>His waifu is shorter than 5'9 and has filthy short hair
I mean seriously.
So, your hobbies include attempting to piss off neckbeards on the internet and jacking off to trashy japanese cartoons. Anything else Mr. Anon?
Troll harder, Blue Dart.
>>141578113
My waifu is 4'8" does indeed have short hair.
I bet you're waifu is 3DPD.
>>141578241
Your half right.
Jacking off is boring and i don't want burn marks on my dick.
>>141578113
>his waifu knows about the dick
>>141578361
I bet your waifu is a cry baby and can't drive.
>>141578458
She doesn't cry and drives robots. Checkmate atheists.
>>141578113
>5'9
Talk in fucking centimeters.
>>141578113
Try again fucko
>>141578113
Why is her face so punchable and fuckable at the same time?
>>141578362
>burn marks
What
mine is 252 feet long.
>>141578113
>His waifu is from a +2010 show
>>141579566
Lets just say i have a very strong grip.
>>141578113
I think you have severe autism.
>>141578113
>not realizing that short girls with short hair are fucking based
>>141579831
Or a very dry waifu...
![[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2016.04.15_23.31.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5xYNyuR.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Mayoiga - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.14_[2016.04.15_23.31.13].jpg")
>>141579948
How will she shop for your groceries if she can't reach the item in the top row?
>>141580034
Don't you have a river to be floating in?
>>141578362
what the fuck are you trying to do with your dick you psychotic mother fucker
>>141580034
She can jump. And because she doesen't have big, floppy cowtits, she won't fall over afterwards.
>>141578521
Noa?
>>141580737
>She can jump.
And what if she still can't reach anon?
>>141580954
Then I'm going to jail for pedophilia.There's a limit to how short she can be, too.
>>141578113
What emotion is being conveyed by this face?
>>141578113
Your waifu hairline fucked up.
>>141578113
who is this waifu?
>>141582007
The face of smug and need of anal lovin'
>>141582181
>need for anal lovin'
I feel that every waifu can make a face conveying the need for anal lovin'.
>entire show about distributing porn
>never once crosses their minds that they can film themselves having sex
>>141582436
The Doujins just make themselves, don't they?
>>141582436
>Implying an herbivore man and a "pure maiden" can get it on
>Even if they did they'd need facial mosaics
>>141578113
But she is like average height for a Japanese woman, which isn't near 5'9"
>>141583380
She also cuts her hair.
That's the joke.
>>141583831
Character development is wonderful
>implying short haired girls aren't cute
>>141578113
>his waifu is a man
>>141583831
>She also cuts her hair.
Whaaaaat
>>141584114
Because character development.
>>141583914
They're the cutest, which is why you can't count them. Wouldn't be a fair contest.
Any women who cuts her hair short is a man.
Only thing that can save this is by having titts that can be grabbed.
>>141584584
She does have breasts
Nobody in Japan is over 5' 9". It's an island of manlets and womanlets.
>>141584690
>Japan will never have manlet kings like Tsuda.
Then again he's 5' 10" and only a teenager.
>>141584584
You keep thinking that.
>>141584690
>Nobody in Japan is over 5' 9
Aomine definitely is over 6ft
>>141584741
>>141584802
anime =/= reality
>>141578113
Shut your whore mouth.
>>141578113
but how tall is kajou?
>>141584863
Unremarkable height.
what is waifu in OP from?
>>141584841
Yakuza fags there are giants bruh.
>>141584915
Who are the twins
>>141584915
With heels in that pic probably around 5'6"
>>141585009
LN characters that aren't getting animated.
Such is the life of a flop.
>>141584923
A meme anime/LN about PCness ruling the earth, Its hit or miss.
>>141585113
oh is it the one where it's like "what if lewdness didn't exist"?
>>141585329
Yes.
say that to her face fucker not online and see what happens
>>141578637
>centimeters
What are those?
>>141584915
Some of the girls are probably wearing high-heels.
>>141578113
say that to my face not online and watch as i kill your entire family and leave you for last while i slowly roast you on a spit watching your dog getting raped by a furry and your waifu shit and pissed on and then see what happens
But I'm 51..
Imagine being a male and being under 6'0, I'd probably kill myself
>>141578113
>TFW I'm 5'9
>>141586083
h-haha yeah..
>>141578113
Long hair is objectively less cute but can be tolerable depending on style
Either go extremely tall or extremely short if you have a height difference fetish, if not then your waifu's height shouldn't matter to you if you love her.
>>141586083
Over half the male population of the world should kill themselves?
>>141586212
>What is survival of the fittest
FUWA IS THE BEST GIRL PROVE ME WRONG PROTIP YOU CANNOT
>>141586380
>Implying you aren't a manlet
>Implying the new gen wouldn't have heigh delusions similar to yours
>>141586413
>Implying someone so ugly can be best
>>141586492
I'm 6'2 and literally the shortest male in the family.
Sorry you have to deal with Inferior genes.
Natural selection will soon deal with you.
>>141586380
Something that clearly doesn't apply to height when people over 6 feet tall are in the minority almost everywhere.
>>141586083
It's probably one of the reasons why so many Asians kill themselves.
>wanting a tall ugly she beast slut
>wanting a midget who will give you short sons
Average master race
>>141586613
>Not wanting a tall nympho beast
>>141586492
>Fuwa
>ugly
kill yourself for having such shit taste.
>>141586380
taller humans have historically had a lower chance of survival compared to shorter ones.
you're retard.
>>141578113
My IRL wife is 5'3" and fucking adorable. Tell me where you live so I can come fight you, faggot.
>>141587066
London.
Come outside buckingham palace, I'll beat you up infront of your waifu.
>>141586883
>taller humans have historically had a lower chance of survival compared to shorter ones.
Citation needed.
>>141587201
source is the entirety of history prior to 1800.
>>14157811
>implying Lina Inverse isn't perfect size and all
That's some heresy you're speaking anon.
>girl is taller than 5'3
IMMEDIATELY put in the fucking garbage.
>>141588940>mfw
>i'm just as tall as that guy
just kill me already
>>141578113
>His waifu is dead
>>141578113
>I really hate shortness of any kind
You're probably a turbo-manlet that's just projecting.
>>141578113
>filthy short hair
Are talking shit about Noa?
>not having a bitesized waifu
>>141578396
i mean, how can she not? She has to, since she gets it on a regular bases from me.
>>141580015
>>141580015
>>141583938
Yes and?
She's Japanese, a girl, and a teenager, of course she's going to be short.
She's still perfect in my eyes though.
>>141578113
>shorter than 5'9
Yes, but so what? Tall girls are disgusting
>has filthy short hair
No.
>>141578113
Aren't pretty much all Japanese girls in anime under 5'9"?
Well I'm 168 cm so...
>>141592543
How the fuck is 5'10 or 6'0 tall for you? Are you some degenerate manlet?
>>141578113
>not liking small petite girls
Do you like men?
>>141578113
>2016
>he still uses silly imperial measurements
But yeah, my waifu is a healthy shortstack.
>>141586380
>what is being too large to fit in a fighter jet
>>141578113
Womanlets, when will they learn?
>>141595861
Lolis will inherit the earth.
>have tall girl fetish
>I'm 6'1
I'm actually jealous of manlets. I wish I was 5'.
>>141586610
What about the nordic five? Suicide rates are ridiculously high in Norway and Finland but they're all tall people there.
>>141598095
>all
Nope.
>>141597821
Fuck off retarded frogposting tripshit.
>>141598139
Well, not all obviously, but they're among the tallest people in the world.
>>141578113
>172
Almost
Ridiculously long hair though
>>141578361
>I bet you're waifu is 3DPD
There aren't any tall 3DPD stupid
>>141590040
I don't see the problem? I'm 6'4" or 193cm for non retarded people. When I was in Japan a little less than a year ago the japanese girls were all over me. I could go to a night club and girls would approach me literally every 10 minutes with really brave opening lines.
>>141585554
So kajou might be 5'5'' or 5'4''? Man, that's perfect.
>>141599468
Ah. Now I see why nips like flip phones.
Didn't penis hair go through a growth spurt in the LN
>>141599468
No way she looks atleast 5'8.
>>141597910
>be 161cm (5' 3")
>become depressed as fuck when thinking about satisfying non-existent girls who's taller than me>this is why i could stomach fisting
>>141579877
A man of taste!
![[Underwater-FFF] Saki Zenkoku-hen - The Nationals - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][34C4A149].mkv_snapshot_10.42_[2015.04.07_22.13.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PS0wN4O.jpg "[Underwater-FFF] Saki Zenkoku-hen - The Nationals - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][34C4A149].mkv_snapshot_10.42_[2015.04.07_22.13.43].jpg")
>>141578113
>implying
I'll have you know my waifu is big and hairy
>>141602668
Her VA really doesn't match the character.
![[Underwater-FFF] Saki Zenkoku-hen - The Nationals - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][34C4A149].mkv_snapshot_03.41_[2015.04.07_22.04.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f57sGEQ.jpg "[Underwater-FFF] Saki Zenkoku-hen - The Nationals - 10 [BD][1080p-FLAC][34C4A149].mkv_snapshot_03.41_[2015.04.07_22.04.46].jpg")
>>141602713
I disagree, I think Toyone had a lovely voice. Were you imagining something deeper or quieter?
>>141580015
>>141595796
>mfw I'm 6'3 and I'll never be able to operate a BRRRTTT
my blessing
my curse
>>141604283
Weapons tech has improved to the point where being a smaller target is much preferable to being able to carry more weight or being taller.
>>141604366
i'm probably going into medical sciences so i'm not that heartbroken, though does this smaller target rule apply to any other forms of military vehicle?
>>141604462
A hand held tube can punch through a tank, so yes.
>>141578113
Which animu grill is taller than 5'6/167?
>>141604636
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2380032
Plenty of them.
>>141580015
I dun get it, pls explain
>>141578113
Is it ok if your waifu is a real girl and you're actually dating said girl?
>>141604764
Who are those sluts?
They don't count desu
>>141604942
Kill yourself
>>141586713
The only correct choice.
Though a shorty small breasted nympho beast would be acceptable too.
>>141605307
>didn't answer my question
>uses a basic retort to encourage suicide
Was that really the best you could do?
>>141605788
>phoneposter
>likes 3DPD whores
like pottery
>>141605837
>has a problem with phoneposting
>hates 3D women
2D and 3D women are equal in my eyes. There isn't anything wrong with 3D
>>141606084
Fuck off disgusting normalfag.
>>141605788
>Dating 3d
>Tell people on /a/ that you're dating 3d in a waifu thread
>Get shat on for it
Welcome to /a/ friend.
>>141606217
I may be normal, but at least I'm not a basement dweller
>>141606309
I knew what I was getting into desu
*desu
For some reason I can't type "to be honest" Rip
>>141604636
http://myanimelist.net/character/32639/Eris
My catfu is.
Don't talk shit about mai short-haired tomboy waifu.
>>141607168
So you like dating chick trying to imitate men huh?
>>141606665
It's quite obvious that you were able to type it. Just don't try to type like a nigger in twitter you fucktard.
>>141607236
She's not trying to imitate anyone. She's just not that into girly things, she's really into sports and physical fitness.
>his waifu is straight
Enjoy getting cucked fucktards
>>141607168
Kill yourself fag
>>141607386
>Kill yourself fag
real original
>>141607239
Well now you're just being rude
>>141607444
Says the fag who's into men. You like girls who look and act like men, I bet you like men also. God your pathetic, like anyone who likes tomboy scum.
>>141593766
Tall girls are usually awkward and lanky. In reality no one wants to date tall girls.
>>141607504
The only at-most partially manly thing of mai waifu is her personality. She's all woman everywhere else.
>>141607504
By that logic, liking girly faggots is totally no homo.
>>141607638
>I want my waifu to act like a man rather than me being the assertive one
Yeah, you're totally not a fag
>>141607680
>he doesn't want the female to dominate him
>>141607680
Bruh, where did you get the impression I wanted to fuck mai waifu?
She's spoken for thank you very much.
Niggas who like Tom boys are the ones who want to be the women in the relationship
>>141607704
>calling himself a male and wants a woman to dominate him.
>>141607813
>not wanting her to step on your dick while you beg for the permission to cum
>>141585554
How tall is Okuma?
>>141578521
Sounds like a Reifag
>>141607866
You're pathetic. You don't even deserve to be called male. You're just a typical pathetic nu male, not alpha in the slightest.
>>141587066
>IRL wife
Off yourself
>>141608041
>not being married
>wanting his race to die off and insult your ancestors
Kill yourself cuck
>>141608084
>engaging in an contract where the male counterpart is likely to lose everything
Fucking defective
>>141608240
>not marrying a girl who has strong traditional values
>>141578113
>Having a full grown up waifu
Oppai piggu go homu.
>>141608455
>wanting to be around little kids
>>141610279
>Snail
>little kid
