Satisfy me, anon
No girl would ever say that to any anon on here. Honestly this is pathetic.
>>141557571
>>141557637
Grow the fuck up
>>141557534
Satisfy yourself, degenerate.
>>141557534
Thats a strong smell.
Farty McBadbreath.
Delete this.
Honk is not for sexual.
>>141557592
True, I'm not from an English speaking country. :^)
>>141557850
What is that?
>Anime
>Characters are usually all Japanese
>Average female height is 150cm
>Implying you wouldn't literally rip a girl like that apart.
>>141558788
A magic wand.
>>141558834
>not wanting to literally throw her around
???
>>141558788
looks like a weird microphone :^)
>>141558877
Don't misunderstand, friend. I meant it as something positive.
I'm a 200cm bear myself and I like short women.
>>141557534
>heart pupils
MUH DICK
>>141558788
>>141558867
It has a weird spell you can use with it.
If you turn it on and hold it against the right part of a womans body you can make them unable to control their body and even make them forget who they are for a short period of time.
It's quite powerful.
>>141557907
(You)
>>141558938
I like them becauseI'm 176cm tall
>>141559027
That's not that short though dependinng on where you live, also a gap of about 20 cm is pretty much perfect, you don't have to strain your back when you want to kiss her.
>>141558867
Fucking hell, i love the guy who called it that. It makes for these hilarious moments.
>>141559105
It's pretty bad for northern Germany
>>141558938
>>141559027
>>141559105
>3DPD
Fuck off normalfags cancer.
>>141557534
I can tell that's supposed to be honoka but jesus christ is that face off-model
>>141559164
>Germany
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>141559164
In that case you should learn moonrunes and move, mein freund.
>>141559164
ficki ficki
>>141559179
You do know you can't actually fuck 2d images right?
I mean, not yet at least.
>>141559216
Yeah, the face looks nothing like her.
I'm not okay with someone drawing my waifu lewd, but if you do it, draw it well ffs.
>>141559362
3D garbage doesn't belong on /a/.
Fuck off.
>>141559386
Anon, you're 3D too.
>>141559216
IMHO it looks better than the original.
>>141559411
Am I blogging about myself here?
![[FFF] Love Live! - 07 [B7998CD3].mkv_snapshot_20.24_[2016.05.14_20.33.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xPrsfXb.jpg "[FFF] Love Live! - 07 [B7998CD3].mkv_snapshot_20.24_[2016.05.14_20.33.44].jpg")
Honk the Honker?
>>141558788
Face massager.
- t. Your average sexually modest woman
>>141557534
>shirt design only has one button on it
????
>inb4 it's a vest
why the fuck would it have a collar then?
Wheres my coffee cup
>>141559476
Honk =/= For sexual
>>141559544
Girl's clothing is fucked. Fake pockets, fake zippers, folds that go nowhere, buttons that do nothing, a single button doesn't surprise me at all.
>>141557850
>>141558667
>>141560280
This is a safe board dude
>>141560688
Headpats != holding hands
>>141557534
I bet that Honk smells good. Would eat out and satisfy her.
Kotori is still pure, at least.
>>141561685
She is a Honker slut
>>141557534
With what? A pianist?
>>141561976
>>141560280
Thats fucking adorable.
No wonder she's my waifu.
>>141564296
>She makes my south rise, if you get my drift.
Explain further.
Honoka is dead to me.
And the Aquors are pure, too.
>>141564519
I'd brutally invade those southern concessions to establish the a more perfect Union if you pick up what I'm putting down.
This idol slut is made for big black cocks
>>141564588
Here's your You.
>>141557534
I don't satisfy whores.
>>141557571
HOLY SHIT
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE GETTING V& FOR THIS
>>141558788
cheeks masseuse
>>141559732
tfw you will never honk honk's honkers
>>141565675
Delete this !
>>141568497
>tfw Honk will never love you
>tfw Honk will never live with you
>tfw Honk will never goof around with you
>tfw you will never see Honk's happy face
>tfw you will never get to hear her singing in the kitchen
I honestly just want to die and live with Honk in the afterlifekonosuba style, born into a paraller universe.
test
>>141570216
Would the other universe be 2D or 3D?
I said the answer is no twice. now thrice is thy number say-ith doth to thee! (i am a the pig)
>>141570393
What kind of a question is that ?
2D > 3D
>>141558938
tfw 152m
>>141557534
This image is really shit, I don't know why you are constantly reposting it. The face is all elongated and retarded. The mouth is off center. And more.
>>141570745
3D honk is still honk
>>141570639
That stream quality
>>141572126
Nothing beats 2D Honk.
Nothing, not even a good nut.
>>141572671
You're a good nut. ;)
>>141558788
>tfw my mom bought one to use on her back
>>141572706
Lewd.
I already have Honk as my waifu
