There are actual people on /a/ who would rather get continually yelled at by Asuka than cuddle in bed with Rei.
mfw.
>>141524509
People fetishize abuse. This isn't something exclusive to /a/.
>>141524509
>There are actually people who have any waifu from Evangelion
>Utter bitch who physically and verbally berates nearly everyone
>Creepy semi-alien who ends the world
>Yapping slob with severe daddy issues
Why the fuck are these three considered anything to write home about?
>>141524767
But the creepy semi-alien is cute. CUTE!
>>141524767
Both are top tier purveyors of feels.
The success of the anime owes a lot to the complete crumbling of the setting we see in the last episodes : everyone dies, or leave, or fail, with all of it climaxing in the third impact.
And in this setting we have two cute girls, who'd just need a big hug to be happy, but none of them is saved.
This is beautifully frustrating, and gives birth to a desire to set things right.
Is Sephirotic never ever coming back and finishing his batch?
>>141524767
is best nge girl any more of a "slob" than the average poster here? let's be fucking honest
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>>141527508
You deserve this one OP.
Keep going toiletman.
Rei a cute. A CUTE !
>>141527938
>rei having nipples
did you watch the show?
>>141527462
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>>141528144
>There's someone actually filling captchas after captchas in order to call Rei a toilet.
>He does it for free.
So when does the memeposting end?
Rei and Asuka a cute.
Mari a fuck buddy.
>>141528511
>There's someone actually filling captchas after captchas in order to call Asuka a tranny.
>He does it for free.
>>141528585
>Rei with a fake personality because she doesn't have one
Rei a shit.
So, which was the superior Rei ?
Rei 1 ?
Rei 2 ?
Rei 3 ?
Pokanami ?
Q-Rei ?
I think the answer is obvious.
>>141528994
Asuka.
What was the plot of Evangelion anyway?
>>141529111
People are crappy, but can be nice.
Also, when offered, pilot the fucking giant robot.
>>141529111
A man's attempt at cucking the world fails as his son cucks him out of his daughteru.
Truly the Evangelion of anime.
>>141529262
Rei got cucked by Asuka
>>141529311
>This is what asukafags call "winning"
>>141529559
Yes. Did you see what happens next?
>>141529633
This disgusts me.
![[Sephirotic] The End of Evangelion - 26 - My Pure Heart For You [BR-Rip 8bits x264 1080p AAC][MULTI][Eng-Pt-Ch-Ita-Fr-Spa-Rus-Ger-JAP] [625758A2].mkv_snapshot_30.37_[2016.05.14_17.36.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GJCDweO.jpg "[Sephirotic] The End of Evangelion - 26 - My Pure Heart For You [BR-Rip 8bits x264 1080p AAC][MULTI][Eng-Pt-Ch-Ita-Fr-Spa-Rus-Ger-JAP] [625758A2].mkv_snapshot_30.37_[2016.05.14_17.36.25].jpg")
>>141529311
Rei got cucked by a lot of things. Boy literally chooses misery over immortal union with her.
>>141529725
And Rei is a cuck
>>141527276
https://youtu.be/HN-vpUgEu-0
Does this mean it's coming soon finally?
Shinji didn't have a chance with either of them. He could've banged Misato if he wanted, but Shinji's smart enough not to stick his dick in crazy.
>>141524509
There are actual people who wouldn't want hate sex with Asuka and would rather fuck their mom
>>141528994
Manga-Rei is the true patrician's Rei
This is cute.
>>141532905
Manga-Rei has a hand-holding fetish.
This is lewd.
>>141524509
Well fuck you, OP.
>>141528511
>Implying he didn't pay for the pass
>>141524767
This is why Ritsuko is objectively best girl.
>>141524509
>Cuddle
>Rei
Like cuddling with driftwood.
>>141529559
>Hooking up with Shinji
>"winning"
>>141535622
Driftwood doesn't have smooth pale skin, firm breasts and silky blue hair.
>>141535707
Nothing of the sort happened, shippy.
>trying to derail Goddess Emperor of Earth's thread with toilet posting
how can Mansuka even compete with an actual God?
>They'd say no to this.
>>141529111
>here goy pilot this giant robot with no training
>kill angels
>philosophy
>people being mean
>what is the purpose of X Y Z
>kill more angels
>what am I
>kill more angels
>final episodes, I wonder how this will end
>last two episodes
>spirituality
>gore
>spirituality
>what the fuck did I just watch?
PS whens the last movie coming out?
>>141529987
Fixed that for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUDaoXHFnhY
>>141537930
>still no release date
>>141537998
He said in the comments that he is getting close. Pretty neat video, tough.
>>141538644
How long after the nip version release do the dubs come out?
>>141535622
>>141535722
It also doesn't feel poka poka. QED.
>>141528511
Ahhh, the powers of autism.
I love cold, mean women. I love them so much.
I also would love to have an actual struggle with a woman before I overpower her and fuck her senseless while she calls me inadequate.
>>141542639
>me big man ooga booga me overpower me alpha male
Can you spew this puerile tripe elsewhere? Literal pornhub tier comment, faggot. Consume cyanide.
>>141542639
Asuka a sloot.
>>141543713
See bottom of post above yours regarding cyanide. Also kill yourself for bumping this thread on a worthless post you little summerfag.
>>141543693
>Can you spew this puerile tripe elsewhere? Literal pornhub tier comment, faggot. Consume cyanide.
You don't seem to get it. I don't always want to dominate women. That gets old very quickly. The thing with Asuka is that unlike most other women, she would actually put up a fight which would make it fun. I would be more than happy to have normal sex or even be dominated by her, but having a girl who would actually make it fun would be great.
Also I just love getting berated and insulted.
>I would be more than happy to have normal sex or even be dominated by her, but having a girl who would actually make it fun would be great.
>Also I just love getting berated and insulted.
Oh. That's fine then. I see you also have great taste.
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>>141543799
And of course, post quoting fucked up. I'm not even going to bother with the deletion timer, you'll figure it out.
A short haired Kuudere cutie is better than an ugly raging Tsun bitch any day.
>>141544119
>that feelerino when you copy paste the first face you drew onto the other person and only slightly modify the mouth before you add the hair
>>141524509
計画道りだ
>>141544261
What does that mean ?
Google translator doesn't help.
>>141544380
>not understanding chinese on a chinese cartoon website
>>141544168
B-but is not dandere?
>tfw I like rei AND asuka
>>141544119
Shit taste, might as well end it like Rei did.
Which Rei would you fuc?
I, II, or Q?
>>141545047
U mean Rei II, Rei III, or Rei Q?
PS. wtf is Rei Q? The one from the movie?
>>141545152
>PS. wtf is Rei Q? The one from the movie?
yes, best rei (although worst personality)
>>141545047
What a silly question. Obviously Rei III. Not only is she best Rei, but she also has the best theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_1t-97hOjI
>>141545346
Rei II a cute, though.
The commander also needs some pokapoka.
>>141544618
Kuudandereyan. Cold over spergy covering sweet hiding the Rapture.
>tfw !clones
>>141546059
>is dead
RIP. If only a kinder and newer admin would unban you.
no answer is a correct answer
>>141546169
Fuck off, relativist. Objective truths exist. Here's one for you: Rei would make a better long-term partner than Asuka in every circumstance.
>>141546448
Rei a shit empirically and objectively.
Hey /a/. I'm a /co/nrad. I generally avoid /a/ stuff like the plague, largely because I've had bad experiences with weebs of the worst kinds. I mean I used to hang out with people who would wear naruto shit to school and talk about nothing but anime in every conversation. Once I got away from them I indulged in purely western shit, but I recently watched One Punch Man, since it's basically as /co/ as anything on /co/, and I've been beginning to realize that maybe I shouldn't shun the whole medium just because I ran into the worst of it. This is a really long winded way of saying: I haven't seen nge and want too, but have literally no fucking clue where watch it or if there's some special order I'm supposed to watch the show and movies in.
Can /a/ help?
>>141546448
Except the circumstance where she dies ending the world. Which is every circumstance.
>There's more Reifags than Asukafags for once
Amazing
>>141547066
I'm glad you've discarded your irrational prejudice for the entire medium, but have you tried using your brain to answer that longwinded question of yours?
More to the point: Can /a/ help? Yes. Will /a/ help? Lurk more, and consider that what you're asking has an extremely obvious answer.
Which interpretation of Rei's theme is the best, outside of the original trio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkqob-SDPzA
>>141547267
All I can find is the dubbed version.
>>141547511
That's really too bad. See? Even Rei is sad for you. You should lurk some more until you're able to find your readily found answer. Good luck, anon!
Shinji's a fucking moron for giving up eternity with Rei. Who cares if he has to share the tang pool with everyone else, we're talking eternity with the best girl.
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>>141548108
Nice rebuttal, faggot. SEELE did nothing wrong.
>>141547066
spend more time on the internet
>>141524509
>asukafags
>people
Pick one and only one.
Asuka is literally meI'm even a tranny
>>141524509
>cuddle in bed with Rei.
I already have a body pillow though.
when will you fucking faggot stop waifuing girls that each one is a literal symbol of a mental disorder you fucking retarded
EVA is about depression, it's not a self insert wish fulfillment power fantasy for otakus, it's been 20 years get fucked already
>>141549467
>it's not a self insert wish fulfillment power fantasy for otakus
But that's exactly what it's become
>>141549502
that's the cancer that needs to be cut out from the fanbase
>>141535547
Why would you post this?
>>141537766
As a last final fuck you to the fans, anno said he will release itnever
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>>141549467
>implying the whole point of nge is for anno to make you as angry as possible
>>141536366
The whole message of eva is that it's better to love human beings than gods
>you will never create anything as beautiful or as truthful as EVA
why even live, /a/?
>>141553207
Are you certain of that? Have you even tried? You might be giving up prematurely.
>>141553532
I have been writing all my life, anon. Never have a I scraped against a scintillionth of what Eva did to me.
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>>141545047
Q isn't Rei.
>>141544861
Same. Feels good man.
>>141528994
Rei 1/2/3 are the same Rei. So that one.
>tfw want to get scale figures of Misato, Asuka, Rei and Shinji
>tfw all are prize figures
>tfw Shinji doesn't even have one decent figure
Give Evangelion's popularity and 21 years, shouldn't there be more quality ones?
>>141554349
The only Shinji merch that sells is when he's with his husbando.
