This girl suddenly confesses her undying love to you.
What do, /a/?
Love her incoditionally, i mean, she is cute, loving, and can protect me from bullies
>>141417636
Report, ignore, sage.
Stop talking about this dead fucking show and everything involved with it, cancer.
>>141417658
But at what cost? Anyone who dares to connect with you on an emotional level will be killed!
>>141417636
Kill her before she can kill me.
Ask her why she loves me. She'll never think of anything, giving me time to escape.
>>141417636
Finally become happy.
>>141417745
Good thing I have no friends
>>141417636
Emotionally prepare myself to walk her home gently
>>141417745
Good. All I need is my waifu.
>>141417636
>Whoah someone actually loves me
>Maybe I won't have to kill myself after all
>>141417745
If she connects with you emotionally, will she kill herself?
>>141417745
We can be in bed staring each other eye to eye then telling her "I love you" and we cuddle embracing each not letting go
wake up and consider suicide
>>141417935
Fuck you.
>>141417813
Not to be rude or anything, but she'll most likely overpower you if you're anything like the average poster on /a/.
>>141417867
>>141417893
>>141417928
Guess you've hit the jackpot then. Time to make babies with her!
>>141417935
>not waking up with a smile every morning surrounded by Yuno posters.
I don't let anybody see my bedroom, but it's worth.
>>141418020
what a coincidence me too
Seems good to me.
I don't deal with females often, so she probably won't tie me to a chair in the rape dungeon out of jealousy.
>>141417745
And?
>>141418046
>not wanting her to tie you to a chair in a rape dungeon
step up nigger
>>141418046
I'd prefer hanging around in her rape dungeon instead of wasting all my life browsing imageboards.
>>141418086
I dunno about you guys, but if I'm gonna be forced into a rape dungeon, I at least want a nice, soft rape bed.
>>141418118
Is it really a rape dungeon, if it's all nice and cozy?
Isn't that more like a love nest?
>>141418098
But now you can shitpost on imageboards, while she yanderes all over you.
>>141418118
must be nice to have that level of self worth.
>>141418147
I wouldn't want her to find certain folders on my hard drive though
>>141417636
Marry her and lock that shit down. Just think of al the wierd kinky shit she'd let you do to her, hell she might even let you just dress her up as other women, and then one woman becomes all women.
>>141418147
It can still be a dungeon if you're tied up. I'm not a fan of being tied up, I need to stretch.
>>141418149
It's not about self worth. If I'm gonna be raped, then they should get conditions that'll help their cause. It's hard to get hard on a hard, wooden chair. Although at this point I wonder why I'm helping the rapist.
>>141418187
That's super dangerous territory anon.She'd probably be more likely to kill them then wear their skin.
>>141417745
>Implying I'm capable of emotionally connecting with anyone
>Implying anyone wants to emotionally connect with me
Hahahhahahahaa haha haaahahhaha haaaa fuck im lonely
>>141418046
I'd dig being prisoner in her rape dungeon to be honest.
>>141418187
I wonder what the kids would turn out like, if she lets them live at all.
>>141418215
Don't worry anon, she will whip you into shape and be all over you
>>141418215
Alright anon you're clearly new here so I'll help you out. The point of self deprecating humour is that it needs a semblance of subtlety to work. Remove the second part of your post and just leave the quotes and it works. The "haha im so lonely" is normalfag as fuck and not even remotely funny, it's just cringe inducing.
Good luck next time you try this.
You people assume that only good things will ever happen with yanderes too often. You think she'll just be your perfect sex doll / personal maid with the only condition being you don't talk to other women but the thing about crazy people is you can't predict them. Any random thing could lead them to any random action.
What if she says she wants to have your dick inside her forever so no other woman could ever have it, so she drugs you, cuts your dick off and eats it?
And what if just not talking to other women is enough? What if she doesn't want you to ever even watch anime with women in it or save any pictures of other women on your computer? And even if you delete it all, better hope she doesn't break into your computer and run a recovery program and see you were trying to hide pictures of other girls and decides to kill you.
>>141418513
But isn't this the beauty of it? You wouldn't need silly stuff like anime as substitution for the lack of companionship anymore. You'd only have to pay attention to the one person who will always truly love you. Besides, can you say no to a face like pic related?
Kill it to check if its statement is true or not,
>>141417745
As you get older friends can matter less and more intimate relationships take priority.
That's fine by me.
>>141418690
I agree man, can't turn down a pink haired girl
>>141417636
Stick dick in crazy.
>>141418513
You sound like a cuck who gives his woman too much free time.
Why are so many yanderes pink haired
>>141418981
It just happens naturally after so much blood gets on it.
>>141418981
Guess where the trend started.
>>141418981
Because crazy women dye their hair.
I'm kidding, they have natural hair colours too.
I think pink is the most common hair color for yanderes because of how on the surface it comes across as weak, girly and innocent. But it's also very similar to red, and can quickly turn to seeming brash, violent and aggressive.
>>141417636
Embrace her?
>>141417636
Do her in the butt
>>141419090
It's literally because of Yuno.
All of you people are lonely as shit omg this is actually sad
>>141417636
>a dream come true
Happily accept and prepare to raise a family with Yuno. Not like I have any close friends or family, anyway, so there's literally no downsides to it.
>>141417745
Double Yandere Love is purest love.
>>141418513
You seem to forget that most "normal" females are already pretty obsessive, when it comes to making sure their man doesn't look at other women.
A yandere however will shower you with attention, while at the same time expecting nothing but your attention and loyalty. Most women would expect you to repay them for their attention with more than just love and fuzzy feelings.
