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How do you feel about Strike Witches?
>>141406050
I don't know, but I do know how I feel about loli butts
I love Minna and what to marry her.
Fucking ridiculous and responsible for the rash of anthropomorphized-military-hardware anime
>>141406050
Hard.
Horny.
I wish to drink Helma's pee.
>>141406657
I want Shirley to sit on my face with her butthole against my nose and pee in my mouth.
You're obviously supposed to tuck that shirt into something, but there is nothing. There is not even a concept of something to tuck it into.
fucking masterpiece
I feel like I've fapped so much to it that I should just watch it already.
Anyone wanna fap to the witches with me?
>>141406050
Pedo bait shit and the perpetuation of the awful culture of "Lets put random loli on what could have been a good show"
>>141406343
Yes... And?
That's probably the only positive influence its had. Between nuking any interesting plotline for the status quo and shrewdly prostituting its characters for otaku-bucks, there's room for little else.
Then again, serious-WWII-autism Witches wouldn't sell, no matter how excellent you could make cute girls doing highly-technical aerobatic energy fighting things.
>>141406050
I feel they should wear pants. Must be cold as hell up there 10,000 feet in the air flying that fast.
>>141407004
They have magic that alleviates tempeture problems
>>141406915
let me grope you, shirley!!
>>141407125
I wish I could be Shirley and let Anon grope me.
>>141407165
I want to put my weiner in shirley's cleavage!!
>>141407281
Do it.
>>141406050
i collect their figmas
i havent watched an anime or manga yet
>>141407320
if i do, i might make a mess, you know! a big goopey mess!! is it really okay??
>>141407508
Sloppy messes are the best, so it's okay!
>>141406615
Yes
>>141406050
It's ok
>no Barkhorn
You're not even trying.
>>141407560
Okay, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna have sex with Shirley's big boobs! I'm gonna cram my dick into that soft abyss!! I might never ever stop humping them!!
My body is ready for S3.
>>141407724
Hump Shirley's fat chest for hours! Unload your sticky, creamy semen all over her huge breasts dozens of times, until there's not a drop of semen left in your balls!
>>141407853
Those proportions are off
dick gets hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS5VjwZTSRI
Can't wait for the new season though I'm surprised it's not 501st since the movie ending teased the gang getting back together.
>>141406050
havn't kept up since the second season
>>141407004
They already wear pants.
>>141407999
Movie is great. Fixes that awful shit second season.
>>141407694
You could have put a bit more effort in for her yourself.
>>141408085
i dont do movie
>>141406050
Someone help.
Who was the sub group that edited the nopan episode of Strike Witches and drew in pussies?
>>141408151
Thank god. No one would understand it.
>>141406050
It's like Sky Girls but not as good.
>>141408165
Strikers. Literally the only release you can get.
>>141407125
http://z0r.de/2507
>>141408213
Thank you.
>>141408181
>No one would understand it.
How come?
Seemed like it was showing how Yoshika can do soldier tasks while still not having magic on hand and also gathered 501st together to work again by the ending, including Sakamoto.
Flying loli pantsu.
>>141408298
I'm pretty sure that was a joke on how that anon writes so awfully that if he did a movie himself it would be incomprehensible.
>>141406050
Haven't watched it.
Fapped to Marseille and Erica many times though.
>>141408351
Thanks for clearing that up.
I guess I need to improve my reading capability.
>>141408298
Actually, I liked the movie for that reason. Most people hate Yoshka, but it was nice to see him total badass.
Also the little ponytail slut was faptastic.
>>141406343
Yeah
typical case of fanservice going too far
>>141408446
>>141408298
I agree about Yoshika. Yeah she still has the MC magic, but I felt she was still damn deserving of getting her magic back after everything she did without it.
Null is the gift that keeps on giving.
First season ED was so fucking great. And all the VAs sung it. I wish GONZO would do more of it. S2 was shit.
I'm going to breed Lynne so much.
>>141406050I'm an admin on a facebook fan page and shared pictures of most of the Strike Witches Official Visual Complete File.
What would happen if Strike Witches came out for the first time today?
>>141409103
People would say it was clearly influenced by vividbutt and garupan
>>141409103
It would be called a Vivibutts clone.
>>141408989
No thank you. Gonzo and their god awful CG should stay dead.
Bookmark Ahead was good though.
>>141409235
>HURRDURR
So S1 had shit CGI
S2 had shit everything else.
I chose the first.
I hope S3 beats the shit out of them all.
>Strike Witches thread
>No mention of best girl
Anons...
Kinda shitty. I always felt like watching it but I never did? I have wacked off to Lucchini like sixty times over the years.
Why are all the Karlsland witches so damn good? Is it Japan's obsession with Germany that has struck again?
>>141406934
Remember the "NOBODY LIKES KONGOU" arpeggio spam?
>>141409349
>>141409349
>best girl
Marseille was mentioned.
>>141409349
Holy shit, is she ok? Should she be out of the hospital in her condition? Someone get her a burger.
>>141409181
>Never showed nipples
I just remembered why I never picked up this show.
>>141406050
A shit.
>>141409349
She's the worst girl of the series. Saya is best girl.
>>141409349
I believe she's responsible for my fetish for flat glasses tsunderes who are bound to fail in life.
>>141409436
>he didn't watch the BD's
>>141409423
You can feed her your very own baguette.
>>141409349
meganekko moe is automatically shit tier.
>>141409375
You're alright. I've always found it funny how she gets the most in your face and detailed ass shots. The movie especially.
>>141406731
I would lick her pushy till one liter of juice come out
>>141409375
>>141409533
MY LOVE IS ALIVE AND WELL
>>141406050
Kind of dumb to be honest. I mean, I was never into it, because even though they flaunted their asses, it was always ruined by those god awful engine legs.
It was just so stupid.
Why can't they just hop into the actual aircraft and fly it like a real pilot?
>>141409607
>>141409712
Sakamoto did. Also magic you faggot they couldn't fight the neuroi without it.
>>141409017
I don't like it, but lucchini makes for great look porn
Were any of the games ever fan translated?
>>141406050
>>141409807
Literally only for pedofags.
>>141409607
pure sex
Hartmann a best, A BEST
Love is alive and well?
>>141409997
Too sexy.
>>141409926
I won't deny it
>>141406875
I feel that way about Idolmaster, but it doesn't seem like I've run across that many Strike Witches doujinshi. I still need to watch both though.
>>141409950
>>141410036
Helma's doing finer than ever almost, same can't be said for these forced circlejerk generals with imagedumps and same repeated blogposts from thread to thread. This is the second general in a row now.
>>>/c/2660662
>>>/u/2005622
http://helma.us/sw/
Here's the thread from yesterday, >>141351260
>>141406050
Well after seeing this image I definitely put it on my top 5 anime of all time right next to Kodomo no Jikan
>>141406050
Lucchini reminds me of Libeccio.
>>141406050
Why they don't cover their legs? Isn't that dangerous while fighting?
>>141406050
>stinky witches
what?
those futa doujins were kinda cool I guess
>>141406050
aroused
>>141409737
Very hard. Disturbingly hard.
>>141410913
>>141410871
>>141410927
Exactly. It's one of those shows that you watch where it has enough plot, dialogue, and action that you consciously forget that you're watching girls walk around in their underwear.
But subconsciously, you are definitely noticing the juicy girl butts and when the episode is over, you're 15 minutes into an erection. Then you have to decide: next episode or fap? If you're patient enough, you can edge your way to a massive multiple climax. It's that great of a show - subtle, yet erotic.
>>141411071
>>141409404
Fuck retards like kongou.
>>141411167
>tfw neuroi girl keeps getting killed
>>141409926
s-sorry
>>141409773
Which witch would you take a shit woth?
>>141409880
>>141413566
Minna could use my mouth as her shitter anytime.
I want to rape Heinrike and Perrine
It's always among the top three that come to mind when I'm asked what my favourite anime is.
It's what introduced me to the cute girls + enthusiast subculture formula, which has become my favourite genre.
All the characters are charming and fun, and have interesting chemistry among each other. And, the throwback references to old military tech and history locations/events gives you something to look out for to keep you engaged.
The general threads, dating back to 2008, were some of the best times I've ever had on /a/.
>>141406050
cancer killing the industry
>>141414681
All it's been doing is killing my erection. It never stood a chance.
Yoshika was the worst character.
>>141414742
We know that already, she should have been court martialed and sent to jail numerous times for her incompetence.
>The general threads, dating back to 2008, were some of the best times I've ever had on /a/.
It hurts, anon. Those were the days.
>>141416014
At least there's the archive.
>>141416014
now you're old and grey
sucks, huh?
>>141406050
Always thought the neuroi as an opposing force was pretty lame and the season finishers were awfully samey with the "commander decides letting military hardware get controlled by neuroi is a good idea" thing.
But all in all, it was okay.
Made 2008 a good year to be into that sort of thing with VC also being released on the triple for additional fantasy WW2 action.
Erica was my first waifu. Was. I know, I'm unfaithful.
loli butt
Shit sucks.
>>141406050
Dropped at episode 2, but I browse these generals for lewds.
>>141406050
My 1st Anime I've ever watched. Dick hard as rock.
>>141416014
>>141416806
We grow old but the witches stay young. It's a bittersweet feeling but at least they'll always be with us.
>>141416806
Not old and grey, just wish we could still talk about witches the same way we did.
The 2nd to least favorite anime I've ever watched. I tried watching it three times because I try to give anime second in this case third opinions and I cannot get past episode 6. The way the camera panned towards their asses was sleazy (fanservice can be done right, so I'm not against it entirely), the episodes were formulaic, the neuroi never get explained (according to my friend who loves this series) and illogical stuff kept happening (why do they constantly send the plain military to fight when they know the strike witches are the only ones who can stop them?)
I reluctantly prefer Cross Ange when it comes to Mecha and tits. I 'affectionately' call it 'Strike Witches done right'.
>>141417461
We still can, on helma.us.
I'm perplexed why still not more people use it who happen to like witches.
>>141406050
/u/shit
shit story
Not a fan.
>>141417517
I use it but not as often as /a/.
Also, there's nothing much to talk about just yet. Once the new show gets going we will have lots of post about Nipa bullying.
>>141417496
>didn't even make it to ep 7
>>141406050
When I watch it, I tend to be disappointed by what it could have been.
But when i think about it and the episodes it makes me smile every time.
One of, if not my absolute favorite show despite its flaws
>>141406343
>>141406934
>>141408742
Strike witches proved that ww2 x cute girls could work and do well.
Without it there might not have been girls und panzer or high school fleet .or an inevitable high school girls flying actual ww2 aircraft.
Strike witches was lowest common denominator., but it worked.
>>141418091
Weird, refreshing helma like every one hour or so, or if there's present activity around is like second nature to me by now.
We got a drawfag among others there and all sorts of threads best for it, the best extension for witches there possibly could be in existence.
Now if only these shitty generals with nothing to talk about as you said would die off already here I could too dedicate some of my time to start a witch based game in rpgmaker for us.
Nipa deserves love, not bullying.
>>141418310
If SW wouldn't have happened, something eventually would've had in similar terms to test waters in the first place for this sort of market.
>>141418440
Probalby but SW was still first.
Should I watch it?
>>141418688
Make your own choices faggot.
>>141418688
Do you like butts and\or loli?
>>141418688
These kind of comments are just as cancerous as asking for recommendations.
Three episode rule and google.
>>141418688
Do you like tits and\or mature girls?
>>141418722
There's only one loli in the entire show.
It's more about teenagers and delicious cakes that have their age set too low for their appearance like Mio and Minna.
>>141409349
Why? Hartmann was mentioned before.
>>141419162
Fool!
Everyone already knows Erica is the best, so surely he's talking about second best girl, namely Eila.
