Why does /a/ worship cutting boards?
Flat is justice.
>>141376321
Is that Asanagi's work?
>cutting board
That sounds dangerous.
>>141376507
Perfect for preparing sushi on, you know.
Flat is for traps only
>>141376321
Because they are perflat.
>>141376321
FUCK STOP POSTING ASANAGI I HAVE FUCKING FINALS YOU CUNT
>>141376321
They ain't worth worshiping if they ain't got the hips and ass to back it up.
>>141376531
get a load of this dumb nigger
>>141376531
But I fap to flat chests and big tits.
Being a degenerate is simply the best thing you can do in life.
>>141376604
>But I fap to flat chests and big tits.
Right, and you have moved on from the DFC phase.
>>141376531
>oh no they shitpost my cowtits thread
>better do the same for them
Better luck next time.
>>141376531
Gospel.
>>141376603
Truth hurts doesn't it?
Yes, DFC is a phase.
>>141376649
Cowtits is also a phase.
>>141376620
It's not a shitpost, it's a fact and the correct answer to OP's question.
>>141376619
>>141376649
>DFC phase
It was the opposite for me. I remember big tits being a phase.
Same with 3D being a phase. Now I just occasionally fap to both of them when I'm in that weird mood.
>>141376531
>not being obsessed with both
You understand so little.
>>141376569
Chihaya will always be my perflat girl.
>>141376321
>draws the most delicious lolis
>waste it on drugs, ryona, guro, and gangbangs
>>141376684
>fapping to 3D
>ever
Drink bleach, faggot.
>>141376676.
>>141376684
And the phase afterwards is acceptance of both depending on mood and you stop arguing about which one is better and declaring flat justice.
>>141376705
You never get those weird urges to fap to things you're not even in to? It's like once every few months at most.
>>141376689
Reading comprehension.
>>141376724
Never.
>>141376713
I fap to both but I still think small/flat is better. Cowtits look disgusting sometimes especially when they're bigger than their head, but it's hard to mess up small tits. Though it does happen.
>arguing over two extremes
This is silly and you know it.
DFC is nice.
Big tits are nice (when still without some realistic bounds).
But everything in between is even better.
>>141376736
You have none.
>cowtits thread at bump limit
Incoming shitstorm.
>>141376820
I agree with you. Big tits can be nice if they're somewhat realistic size, and DFC is nice. But those supple tits or budding breasts are best.
>>141376321
literall meme taste
if you say you like loli meme i would block you
/ss/ on the other hand
>flat chest wide hips
10/10
>big boobs medium waist
10/10
>>141376876
>But those supple tits or budding breasts are best
I see you are a man of great taste as well.
>>141376713
>acceptance of both depending on mood
>not accepting all shapes and sizes, but ultimately preferring those of the girl you love
>>141376820
>Golden mean fallacy
AA a best, A is also acceptable
>>141376845
You cannot be obsessed with both sides of a binary choice by the very nature of an obsession.
That just puts you in the middle.
>>141376933
That still falls within the bounds of my statement
>>141377014
Nah. B is really the best. Perfect size for cupping in your hand. Of course, that's as long as they're nice and firm, and don't dangle like flapjacks.
>>141377137
Aside from the mood part. You should always be in the mood for your girlfriend or wife's boobs.
>>141376531
fuck you im a closet homo.
>>141377058
You can be though. DFC and cowtits are both fetish shit. You can have conflicting fetishes.
Having more than one obsession is pretty normal.
>>141376531
>making assumptions about the intricacies other people's sexuality
Do you people never get tired of embarrassing yourselves? Why does everyone think they're an expert on this?
>>141376531
Wow you're retarded
>>141377058
The fact that you believe that is your greatest weakness. One does not divide obsessions between large and small, he combines them into adoration for two diametrically opposed examples of perfection that exist within the same miracle of the universe: the miracle of beautiful breasts. Large or small, black or white, bouncy or firm, it's aaaaaaall goooood maaaan.
>>141377014
>appealing to fallacies
>in a discussion of breasts
>on a Vietnamese shadow puppet discussion board
>>141377291
Because I've repeated the same threads for 10 years
>>141377258
"Cowtits" just means fully developed breasts to the opponent.
>>141377475
Cowtits are huge tits.
Fully developed can be anything.
>>141377421
>logic that makes my brain hurt
It's not bait and you're basically just admitting that you're too retarded to follow
>>141376531
Personally, I appreciate flat, as I have a clear affinity towards traps.
>>141376321
N A I Z U R I
A
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>>141377501
But 2D does not equal 3D.
>>141377501
Who's pretending?
>>141377490
That's how it should be defined, but that's not what the DFCfag takes it to mean in the course of these discussions.
It means a girl with visible breasts usually larger than a C or D-cup
Cowtits in actually refers to what is essentially the gigantic_breasts tag
>>141377576
But I'm a DFC fag. Cowtits are always large tits.
Yeah there are some people who like exclusively DFC and anything bigger is considered cowtits to them, and that's fine too. It's mostly just a joke because they like them flat and only flat.
>>141376504
using source is not so hard.
YES
>>141377352
this guy understands
Because I'm fucked up.
>>141377617
>because they like them flat and only flat
And that is who is being addressed
large_breasts and below are not cowtits
huge_breasts can be either or
gigantic_breasts are cowtits
The arguing usually goes back and forth because no one has even bothered to agree on what cowtits are when they actually do agree underneath the choice of wording.
>>141376531
Wow this is the stupidest thing I've read in a while.
>>141377657
>>141377732
Cowtits are just big tits dude. It can be large, huge, or gigantic.
If they're big they're cow tits. We're not some booru.
>>141377535
Try this "excuse" on some normal person and see what happens.
>>141377792
Or that you're gay as hell.
>>141377791
Why would I talk to a normal person about my fetishes?
>>141377792
If you want people to post more you could just say so
>>141377792
>>>/lgbt/
>>141377352
Right, and that's what I'm advocating here albeit less poetically and with spite.
Tits are good and the best side to choose is neither.
>>141377811
Various reasons. Use your imagination.
>>141377744
>>141377330
>ur dum lol
Prove me wrong.
Experience says I'm not.
>>141377792
Your dick is probably broken. You should go see a plumber about it asap.
I hate that I enjoy flat but live in Canada.
It's suffering.
>>141377838
Well, it's not illegal where I'm at, and it's only illegal in stupid countries because 2D isn't 3D. So I don't see why I'd be talking to a normal person about my fetishes, that's just silly.
>>141377853
Experience says you are.
>>141377853
Using anecdotal evidence based on personal confirmation bias says you probably are.
I feel blessed.
>>141376531
even for bait this just reads stupid
>>141377771
You're incorrect though.
Cowtits was originally used to describe giant impossible breasts.
Some people still use this definition, others like yourself take it to be anything that isn't DFC or small breasts. And then you try to have an argument like it means anything when you don't even know the terms yet and you get mad at "shitposters" in the frustration of getting nowhere.
>>141376705
>not being degenerate and fapping to everything
>>141377929
Doesn't matter how it was originally used. Language is not stagnant.
Cowtits is now used for big tits.
>>141377929
>others like yourself take it to be anything that isn't DFC or small breasts
I use it for any girl that has large breasts. The fuck are you even talking about?
>>141377929
Go back to booru tag autist.
>>141376321
I like my girls like my tvs, flat as fuck
>>141377501
>"degenerate"
>calling people underage
I always find it hillarious how you /pol/kids think that enjoying something in your spare time, without letting it seep into any public aspect of your life, is somehow a sign of a nebulous evil that our ancestors were apparently free from.
>>141376321
why does the rest of the world shit on girls with small tits so much? I thought you lgbtasosuwqoiwosiwo110129111+ cunts were all about stupid identity acceptance and all that bullshit.
>>141377966
This is a great size.
>>141377873
So you talk about your fetishes only on the internets with anonymous people?
Well, that was exactly my point in the first place.
> lulz, flat is justice, hurr-durr, DFC makes me diamonds
>>141378079
Because lots of men like asians who are small and dainty, and the lgbt tumblirinas are usually fat, so they have big fat gross tits. Then they try to call men pedos to make themselves feel better, and call the girls children even when they're of age.
>>141376703
>waste
You're right about the guro and ryona, but drugs , gangbang and mindbreak are god tier. Literally nobody can beat Asanagi.
>>141378098
I've told my friends about my fetishes, but they aren't normal people. They're great friends I've had for over a decade.
Normal people are like your coworkers and other students at school. Or those superficial relationships you pretend to be friends with.
A flat chest is untapped potential
A full chest is held by old hags
The path of righteousness lies in between
its because
the smaller your boobs are
the closer i can get to your heart
>>141377867
You just can't import, stop lying to yourself cancuck.
>>141376724
dont worry, i got you. not only 3D, but every once in a while, i just get a mad hankering for like 4/10 3D. i dont even know what it is
>>141378165
gay
>>141378179
Being a degenerate is a good thing.
>>141378195
you know i cant even find the original picture thats off of. it got memed to death i suppose
>>141378195
Not really.
>>141378216
>Flat-chest enthusiasts are usually not at the age where they're initially becoming exposed to porn where they would first appreciate full breasts
Literally no idea what you're talking about. Large tits are much more common to people searching for porn of all ages.
>>141378216
didn't read lol
>>141378216
I've been fapping to DFC since I was 12. I still fap to cowtits too but DFC is still best.
That was over a decade ago. When do I grow out of this phase? I want some more anecdotal evidence from the master himself.
>>141378165
A knife helps
>>141377964
>>141377992
Anyone who's been here longer than you doesn't use it that way. That's my fucking point. It does matter when older /a/nons are still using it the way it used to be used and you newshits are using it along side your new twitter lingo and no one has ever addressed the change directly. It's like saying "I LITERALLY almost killed the dog" to your 65 year old dad and being surprised when he calls for the vet.
Jesus christ you people are stupid.
>>141376321
'cause most of /a/ including myself never had any sucsess with girls even in pre school. Flat chest\loli obsession only shows the immature state of our subconcsious.
>>141378315
That doesn't matter. Language changes over time.
My dad isn't a retard, thankfully, so he'd understand it was said in a joking matter.
>>141378216
People have different preference not everyone is the same, you're stupid for thinking so.
>>141378268
You do not normally find people who exclusively like DFC that are 13 years old. Which means they liked big tits first and moved onto flat. Which means that DFC fags started liking DFC as the result of fetish drift. Which means it's not unlikely that they'll drift away from that exclusivity eventually.
Try to keep up.
>>141378291
> I still fap to cowtits too
Then you aren't being addressed and have only proved my initial point correct.
Next.
>>141378244
Dat German engineering
>>141378187
Who's lying?
>>141378339
>muh linguistics 101 descriptivism meme
real tired of this popping up as the end-all of discussions about language
>>141378381
Ah I see, thanks for telling me how wrong am I and how right he is, he truly is the greatest.
>>141378382
So it's ok to say DFC is best and fap mostly to it, as long as every now and then you fap to some cow tits?
Phew, at least I'm not a pedo now thanks to your evidence.
>>141378414
Cowtits are just big tits mate. Only autists care if they mean gigantic or huge or large. Who gives a fuck aside for tagging purposes?
Which you don't even tag with cowtits anyways so it hardly matters.
>>141378408
The one from cuckada.
>>141378124
>the part where she arches her back and you can see her ribs
>>141378356
>not everyone is the same
The population on average, when extrapolated from a sample, is.
>>141378462
It matters because because these two things are very different in terms of who likes them. And if you just say "cowtits are disgusting" someone might agree with you thinking you mean the one on the right as your definition of cowtits, when you actually mean both because you are a DFC baby.
>>141378366
However, you find people who exclusively like DFC that are 7-8-9 years old and the girls around them at the same age just didn't start developing breasts. Just few years later the situation changes drastically because puberty hits with a bang, girls first. Of course, if you are a literal autist and start looking the females around you at the age of 14-15 then the first breasts you'll see will be bigger and your fetish drifting will begin from there.
>>141378622
Who cares? If I say cowtits are gross and I mean the right, while someone means the left, that's fine.
I find the left to be a good size. Right is just disgusting fetish shit, wouldn't even call it cowtits.
>>141378491
Except that doesn't apply here, fuck off.
>>141378649
> Right is just disgusting fetish shit, wouldn't even call it cowtits
Really, because I would call those cowtits and say that they are disgusting.
So now you, the breast enthusiast, believe I dislike Urabe Mikoto's breasts, which is a travesty, and proceed to be belligerent over my shit taste. When in fact we are both in agreement, arguing over nothing, diluting the thread.
So yes, who cares indeed.
>>141378738
I'm pretty sure I'd post an example of my dislike, or what I like, so this wouldn't be an issue to begin with. So it's a non-issue.
>>141376531
I really, really like this post.
>>141378817
Go back to SA, loser.
>>141378862
sounds awful, no thanks.
>>141378889
No, It's Something Awful and I'm sure you would fit right in.
>>141378622
I think the babies are the ones who still cling to their mother's breasts.
>WHAWHA GIVE BABY BOOBIEMILK
>>141378912
I'm not awful, so I doubt that
All my life, I thought I was into cowtits until I watched Prismy Illya and was attracted to Kuro. That's when I realized that I'm more attracted to the personality of the girls than the breast size they have. Most of the titty monsters in anime are confident, sexy and playful while most flat chested girls are shy, cute and moe. I hate cute and moeshit girls with a passion and that's I always liked the titty monsters. Kuro changed my perception since she has that confident personality big girls usually have with a flat chest.
tldr: Breast size don't matter, it's all about the personality, bunch of faggots.
Loli have good butt
>>141378922
So you're a rebel against the mother figure? Not a baby anymore, eh? Dohoho.
>>141379353
There's nothing better than lolibutt
You guys ever feel like the only reason people make these threads is so they can collect massive amounts of X type of anime girls?
>>141379607
You don't say.
> massive amounts
Most of it is shit, though.
>>141379607
I originally entered this board years ago because there are high quality pics of animu grills so that's not to far of a stretch.
>>141379607
I imagine a lot of anons collect images from an imageboard
>>141378795
Fight me
>>141378179
Why no one counters this faggots? He sits there and fucking laughs at you
I'm done with ''naive'' /a/, Fuck this shitfest
>>141379607
I have thousands of lewd or cute pictures of anime girls and never even look at them.
>>141379730
Shut up, fool. Post more lolis or get out.
>>141378381
>>141378491
God job mods
Also thanks for deleting my accurate post>>141379689
>>141379757
Are you me?
>>141379818
It makes me kinda suspicious since, lolis were always here, but out of nowhere you just bashing it heh if so.
You should also criticise the japs for that
Just fucking ban this newshit
>>141378124
what the fuck
I cummed without touching my dick
>>141378138
Who is shindol?
>>141379981
Doesn't matter, just follow your heart my friend.
>>141380012
This guy is baiting, right?
don't worry you won't stay here for very long.
>>141380037
Do you nerds ever get tired of arguing the same crap?
>>141379607
And that's why i've been eternally insisting on kicking them to the places they belong (/c/, /e/)
If you counted how many fucking threads that have their own dedicated boards are made on /a/ every day you'd go nuts. Anime & manga discussion my ass
Nice thread
>>141380117
Oh my god, gonna post same fucking argument because you are all fucking braindead.
These are fucking drawings.
Get over it.
>>141380139
Discussing character archetypes and body types are important anon.
>>141380149
You should fuck off too
>>141380070
I thing he's actually semi-serious. But you might be right, some trigger happy mod is making his morning massacre so the shitposting is probably going to slow down.
Is it true?
Stop arguing post loli
>>141380111
Wasn't even arguing.. All I wanted was for him to follow his heart. Why are you so opposed to the heart?
Because when the heart is appeased, justice will follow. And you're terrified of justice aren't you.
What's with all the deleted points?
>>141380231
Didn't mean to quote, sorry
>>141380238
/pol/ was on a shitposting spree
>>141380264
I'm sure they meant well.
>>141380206
You know, this art is some kind of a vocaloid album, but i've forgotton the name.
Very good tracks, has some trance on it
>>141380238
Because of lolimod, you can't say anything against lolicons because you'll get b&.
>>141380249
Oh. And I thought I said something nice there.
>>141380303
>lolimod
Don't give mod names just because he deleted specific things once.
>>141380303
Because it's common sense to delete ongoing shitposter's posts when it gets out of hand and retarded.
>>141380303
More like you can't bring normalfag opinions here. That shit gets deleted, loli or not.
>>141380211
Nah, it would be easier to hold her temples. If you kept your grip using the twintails her head would bob up and down and it'd be harder to deepthroat her. On the bright side, she might puke on your dick
>>141380351
>>141380337
Like getting banned for saying in another thread that a lot of lolicons were actual pedros?
wew lad
>>141380173
Important yes, and you can have them all you want in their respective boards. Can't hurt to add some text to those image dumps in /c/ or /e/ and there you have your discussion
>>141378124
Hooly shit, which episode was this? I don't remember this scene at all.
>>141380417
Becausefuck off already
>>141380417
Yes, that's pure shitposting.
>>141380424
>Discussion on a dead board
I'd rather talk about anime characters with /a/
>>141380293
Dunno, google told me that it's related to music when I was looking for higher res pic but I'm not familiar with it. I'm mostly saving flat chicks because of the nice art. The DFC vs Cowtits wars are just a bonus to kill some time. I consider myself a normalfag so don't really care.
>>141380352
Delicious Kuro
>>141380457
>deafd board
And why do you think things are that way? Because retards just come and make their threads on /a/.
If we send those threads back to where they belong of course the posters would go too.
There, we have cleaned up /a/ and also revived those dead boards
>>141380559
They using the /a/ excuse because they don't know there are other chans and too lazy to go somewhere better. FAGS!!!!!
>>141380559
It's that way because people don't want to browse 4-5 boards for something they can do on one board.
>Going to /e/, /d/, /h/, /c/, /y/, and /u/ when you can have one thread every now and then on /a/ instead
It's still anime even if they do turn in to image dumps. Anime is mostly about the characters, so posting them and their types isn't really that surprising.
You can only discussing airing anime and old anime so much, especially between seasons or when nothing important has aired recently.
I dunno what the fuck is happening, but loli is nothing new on /a/.
>>141380550
Murata draws cute little girls
>>141380656
That's why you should know very well what is happening. It's not anything uncommon.
>>141380632
>one thread every now and then on /a/ instead
You mean a fuckton of threads every day.
Look, i see where you're coming from, but the fact is that there's too much stuff that can be referred to other boards.
I'm not even talking about /u/ /y/ because we barely have those threads here. And i'm not talking about actual hentai because only sadpanda and hentaifu would go there.
I'm talking about "who is best girl and why is x", waifufaggotry, "best ass/tits", loli/cowtits stuff. Those threads should go to the boards they belong. There's barely real discussion in those, and even if there were, you can just move it mostly to /c/ and the lewd stuff to /e/.
We just need /manga/
>>141380293
Doesn't matter. I already remember, it's just exit tunes.
>>141380792
If waifufags can be kicked away from /a/ I'll be a quite happy panda. Annoying bunch. Unfortunately, lolis probably can't be removed easily. They've been here since forever. Even mods are protecting them.
>>141380923
You can let be some loli thread here and there, but they should be required to have a bit more substance or they get moved to /c/. Just look at this lame ass OP for example
>>141380923
>Unfortunately, lolis probably can't be removed easily
>Even mods are protecting them
Because they are anime related
secretly having a meta thread, very funny
>>141377526
>she says se can do it too even though they are small
>that look of insecurity when she can't wrap the whole thing
>>141381030
Actually, the mod was deleting posts from both sides of the barricade but it left some anons with wrong impression.
> meta thread
No idea what you mean. I'm here for the flat and the related discussions if I find some posts interesting enough to reply.
>>141381170
I mean meta discussion.
>flat
>illya posters
>monogatari posters
>fanart eceleb posters
Objective and undeniable proof of the shittaste associated with flat.
>>141381244
Is that a wrong thing?
>>141376321
I want to poke those tummies and jiggle them.
![[NoobSubs] Nekomonogatari 02 (1080p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4_snapshot_02.49_[2016.05.10_12.26.04].png](https://i.imgur.com/NQ7XDe3.jpg "[NoobSubs] Nekomonogatari 02 (1080p Blu-ray 8bit AAC).mp4_snapshot_02.49_[2016.05.10_12.26.04].png")
>>141381316
Shinobu in panties is a wrong thing.
>>141380512
Ebin trap.
>>141381316
That tight butt.
>>141381552
Leave him alone, normalfag barely watching anime
>>141381567
Take your meds.
>>141381607
What? Are you drunk?
>>141381644
Your pills.
>>141381649
But he literally said himself ''I consider myself a normalfag'', and he even posted a trap. What's your point?
>>141377792
You should take solace in the fact that you're a normalfag. Not as an insult but as a pride.
Lolicon is a disease and its mindbourne. Cure for lolicon is unknown and ineffective. Once a lolicon, forever a lolicon.
>>141381673
>reading
>>141381742
epik
>>141381759
No, really.
I don't have time to read all or anything in some trash rehashed bait thread like this other than the OP and the end, I just scroll for picture.
>>141381777
Seems like someone forgot to take their pills
>>141376321
That flatness is nothing but divine.
>>141380315
Why is Akatsuki so fucking ugly?
![[ReinForce] Shomin Sample - 09 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).mkv_snapshot_09.26_[2016.05.11_11.40.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gO1Otxl.jpg "[ReinForce] Shomin Sample - 09 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).mkv_snapshot_09.26_[2016.05.11_11.40.46].jpg")
>>141376321
What are some anime with girls with cutting board that you see naked?
I said CUTTING BOARD, not "small breasts".
>>141376321
Wait, we just had the same thread yesterday, and then the thread got delete because of baiting and shitposting, and it had the same asanagi's pic. Welp, i should kill myself
>>141381954
Finally, someone already got it. It's just a samefag/desperate-faggot.
Poor anons.
>>141376321
Because I think /gd/, /po/, /qst/ and /ck/ are really unnecessary. They can go to reddit or /tg/ for those.
>>141382019
>he doesn't want daily Asanagi threads
Could you be any more homosexual, faggot?
>>141382090
Do you like hot baits?
>>141382083
/ck/ is one of the best boards, fag.
Superior cowtits reporting in
>>141382138
>/ck/ is one of the best boards
Excellent taste, anon.
>>141376321
I want my face inbetween their bellies.
>>141376454
FPBP
>>141378139
>friends
>>141382668
That's not flat.
>>141382811
Buds are fine too.
