Kaga HAS to die. In this thread we will decide what her method of execution will be. What is your choice?
She's already dead and has been dead for decades.
>>141312265
Used as a bludgeon to beat lagafag with.
Rape, then beat the shit out of her with a sledgehammer.
>>141312265
>Kaga HAS to live.
FTFY
Beautiful.
>>141312265
Why is she so scary?
Is it the monotone? The pale skin? The emotionless face?
Not that I don't like her, but still she creeps me out.
>>141312706
Drink your godamn coffee!
>>141312265
Can't you at least make a thread without shitposting? It's like you actually want it to be deleted.
>>141312265
Cutting off her limbs
>>141312706
She is not scary. She looks like a watered down bismarck in a watered down eugen's outfit.
Abyssals are for capturing and brainwashing into being your slaves
How long before this thread gets deleted?
Anyway, Laga a shit
>>141313371
They are made to take our dicks
>>141313371
Abyssals are for capturing and teaching them how to be good girls.
>>141312706
Kuuderes are cute.
>>141312592
Big suprise, a sampleshitter posts kagashit.
>>141313856
Sampleshitters need to be shot.
Which shipgirls do you want to see beating Laga?
New translation in the next thread.
>>141312706
>Graf
>scary
Like Hatsuzuki with what looks like a cold demeanor in her CG is actually pretty nice in her lines. Even notices how serious and overly explains things.
>>141313975
Nagato and Iowa probably have most power, so they'd smash the shit out of her.
>>141312706
The pale skin makes her look like a ghost.
I want Kashima to cook for all the shipgirls and Graf to bring them the best coffee she has.
Except for Laga, she can eat the dog food.
>>141314347
This!
>>141314347
Cute
I can't imagine being this autistic
>>141314769
Why are they swimming with clothes on?
LET'S
LYNCH
LAGA
>>141312265
Smothered by Iowa.
>>141315314
No, I'm first in line
>>141315314
Is Kaga also lesbian for Iowa like Kongou?
>>141314729
>>141315105
>no translation
>anthology we already have
aren't you just spamming?
>>141315443
All boats are lesbian for Freedom Cowtits.
>>141315484
>All boats are lesbian
Fixed!
Why is Kongou so DUMB?
>>141315691
>Kagashitter defense force
I'm sad I won't be getting her this event
Why is Houshou so much better than Laga?
>>141312265
>Hi ! MeがIowa
What did she mean by this?
>>141316116
Hi ! MeがfatIowa
>>141316116
HIYA! MEESA IOWA
>>141315914
How, she's the easiest one to get.
>>141316223
>kagashitter
>>141316045
Because Houshou is a sweetie while Laga is shit.
>>141316245
I suck
>>141316283
>lardshitter
>>141316116
It means Kaga is garbage.
>>141316405
>Iowa
>fat
>>141316466
Jesus christ, almost as bad as takafat and lardago
>>141316495
>kagashitter finally lost it
>>141316495
>Kagashitter is also fatshitter
What a surprise
Prinzessin schließe die Augen!
Schlafe nur seelenruhig ein!
Prinzessin, du kannst mir glauben, ich leuchte dir,
fange Sterne dafür.
Schlafe nur ein hier bei mir.
This is your date for tonight.
>>141316787
Sorry, don't date children.
>>141316859
Then what the hell are you doing in /a/?
>>141316916
Not dating obviously if he's on /a/
カエレ……ッ！
>>141316916
I dunno, killing time, this looked like a nice enough thread because Icasuallyplay KanColle and really like some of them doujins.
>>141316949I actually just got home from a date
>>141312265
Moshi moshi? Daijoubu?
>>141316787
Gonna turn her into a real lady unlike Akatsuki.
>>141316975
Going to a movie theater with your big sister together isn't a date.
>>141317107
incest
>>141317107
All the doujins I read taught me otherwise.
>>141317140
General Iowa MacArthur?
>>141317287
Ironic given Macarthur hated the navy
>>141317304
MacArthur was also a tremendous faggot
>>141317466
>>141317495
>>141317529
>>141317570
Disgusting.
>>141317107
Actually a jap styled restaurant. I wish I had a big sister, but have only a little brother. But enough about that.
>>141317570
Only one that triggers me.
>>141316045
How easy is it to bully Houshou?
>>141317925
>image.jpg
NTR'ing her is pretty easy.
I want to seduce Kashima
>>141318012
Fuck off Kagafag.
>>141317598
you must be a faggot
>>141318167
>not liking cows
>faggot
Not how it works, anon.
>>141318288
It kinda does
>>141318329
That's 2D logic and you know it, cowshit is disgusting.
>>141312265
my choice is for you to kill yourself for starting the thread off with shitposting.
>>141318412
>kagashitter2
>>141318358
Of course its 2d logic. Where else would I find all these meaty goddesses?
>>141318500
3D*
>>141312265
Hi there.
>>141319277
>announcing arrivals
>avatarfagging
I want to marry Kaga but I'm really shy around women and bad with people in general. Our relationship would never work.
I hope iowa joins the titty brigade for artists
I can't protect my lolis and they keep getting shot
what do I do?
>>141319369
You're right, but it's more because she's a lesbian that's really in love with Akagi.
>>141319369
Kaga's an emotionless autist.
you'll get on great.
>>141319497
>tfw I will never be Akagi
>Kaga will never love me
I don't even know how to shoot a bow
>>141319550
And Kongou is an overtly emotional retard
>>141319369
>I'm really shy around women and bad with people in general
I wonder why...
>>141319349
Would Prinz Eugen and Kongou get along?
I want to see them bond over something, that would be cute.
>>141319599
>Kongou is an overtly emotional retard
That's what makes her cute. Kaga is just bland.
>>141319369
>>141319632
>postingdork
This is your lolislut for tonight.
Amputations cost extra, so does mindbreak.
>>141319803
I don't see anything wrong. And clear the event already you lazy shit. Those resources are going to waste, at MOST you'll lose 80k and 800 buckets.
>>141312265
History.
>>141319603
Because I'm an autistic retard? That's why Kaga would be perfect for me.
>>141319853
Can you see the fucking slots? I can't participate even if I wanted.
>>141319803
>I will never have an Akashi
>>141319369
Sorry bro, she's usually depicted as gay. You'd better with bastions of heterosexuality like Kongou or Atago.
>>141319970
Buy slots then. You're missing important equipment.
>>141319891
Kaga is a normalfag, she would dump you faster than the time it would take your eyes to look her way.
Preferably, you'd want something like DDs or Kongou dess, they're too innocent/stupid to know how pathetic you actually are.
Is neet catalog down for you guys?
>>141320113
No.
>>141320007
>>141320014
But I don't like Kongou nor little children, I ain't no paedophile. I ain't all that pathetic either, I can act normally too you know, especially if heading out.
>Graf's face when decaf
>>141312265
Join Nagato
>>141320014
If anything DDs are the smartest ones.
The CAs and BBs always got themselves sunk in the stupidest manner. Like COME ON Hiei, crippled by a destroyer then sunk by Avengers the next day while limping away FML.
>>141320008
Maybe next event, I don't have money right now.
>>141320003
Jokes on you, she drops in 1-5.
>>141320212
>2 nukes could not sink her
Nagato stronk.
Fuck retards like Kongou!
>>141320189
>I can act normally too you know, especially if heading out.
You are beta(a word I haven't used in a surprisingly long time)as fuck mate, if you want to get a stupid whore like Kaga, you have to either look good or be rich/funny.
Me, I'm neither, so I just stick with my perfect waifu.
>>141320248
And also useless.
>>141320264
I want to get Kongou wet through those clothes
STOP FUCKING GIVING ME ASHIGARA'S AND MAYA'S
>>141320283
Well fuck, if you say that I'm beta then you must be right. Guess I'll save this ring for someone else instead of Kaga then. Kongou is a no go though since I've scrapped all instances of her.
Yuu come to me please, I promise I will treat you well.
>>141320699
>scrapped all instances of her.
You're a kuso TTK, and don't deserve any girl's love.
>>141320635
Learn to spell ESL-kun.
>>141320699
It's alright, if you like Kaga, then go for her, don't let Kagashitter's autism get to you, he's just a pathetic loser.
For some people it takes time to find the right one, even in life and 2D.
>>141320775
Sorry mate.
I'm just really frustrated wasting all my resources in 2-2 because I want to unlock the 4th fleet.
>>141320147
Fug
>>141320761
And the Kaga abusers aren't for hating on a very good CV?
>>141320905
*now
>>141320939
>kagashitter still think he can argue with his faulty logic
>>141320987
>Someone actually has Oyashio and ringed.
That person is my hero.
>>141320939
Who said anything about them? They're bad, but they don't actually go scrap their Kaga. What they do is in response to the retard anyway, I don't think any of them actually hates Kaga.
I want to fuck the Bismarck at the top of her arrogance and slowly make her timid and submissive as the intercourse progresses.
>>141320905
>I only like her because she's cute.
Well unfortunately for you, she's the only one in the game who has WGM which are fantastic against installation bosses, the ones most featured in this event.
Sure could the next event be different and for a while they may not try this again with abusing them? Sure, but its better to be prepared just in case they do next event or when they eventually do it again down the line.
>>141320987
>girl is less than a week old
>already ringed
Do people spend their whole day levelling girls? I've been playing for a full year, and the highest level I have is 93.
>>141321058
I don't really hate Kongou either, I just don't like her retarded personality and don't have the slots to keep her around. She seems to be extremely common as fuck to boot from construction and drops.
>>141321123
Yes, its boring as fuck, but its possible to do it in a few hours a girl.
>>141321173
The only time I had "fun" levelling girls was in preparation for Spring 2015. I only played for 2 months then, and had to level the whole Sendai, Kongou, Myoukou and many more to kai ni. It was hellish, and the "fun" soon disappeared, now I hate levelling more than anything in the game.
>>141321123
He has 16 level 155 destroyers.
Consider for a moment that half way to level 155 is around level 140.
>>141321053
She's boring as fuck and so is her design. However, her wedding line is actually quite sweet and its cute how she cries in happiness as you don't see that level of intimacy often with the girls.
>>141321357
It sure is long, but most girls are like a year old, he could have spent more time to level them, not rush like a madman for a week old girl.
How does someone like Destroyer Water Demon go from super sexy to super boring (Hagikaze)?
>>141321308
That's because you don't have 5-4 unlocked. Not only do you get to level your ships fast, but if you're doing it all day anyways you get ranking rewards.
>>141321417
The guys who have maxed Kagerou Collection don't take their time. Every time new Kagerous get added they marry them within a week. By the next event, the new ones are already at max level.
>>141321308
I hear ya, I've only played for over a month but have been following the game since the beginning and I knew going in that the "fun" parts are usually getting the girls as like opening presents and everything else in between is work.
It took me 5 days of constantly spamming 1-5 to Kai 2 all three sendais both Ooi and Kitakami with Kiso getting up there. Shigure, Yuudachi, Hibiki, Kisragi, Mutsuki, and finally Abubear to their Kai 2.
3 of those days were me glued to the computer and I'm still not done as I need Ayanami and Kasumi to get to their Kai 2 and then finish off the Kongous with power leveling Mogami and Suzuya and then I feel I can do this event.
All my CAs are at 40 - 50 with Maya and Haguro being the only two around 65. It truly isn't fun at all.
>>141321586
I married a ship within 7 months of starting to play, and that's after taking some months off.
>>141321634
Did you already have someone in mind? If you focus on a particular girl, she'll level up much faster. Who was she by the way? Personally, I don't have anyone yet. I do prefer some girls over others, but I'm not at a point where I can say "I'm gonna ring her".
>>141321648
Lucky bastard. I'm still stuck on that damned E-3 and its fucking random torps.
>>141321755
Not until 2 months before.
>>141312436
is it time to shitpost?
>>141312592
>>141321958
No, we do discuss stuff here, even if it's not /a/-related.
>>141321958
Its time for you to kill yourself, shitter.
>>141312706
With little Iowa, shes not that scary.
>>141321588
>the bug is real
Or the data we have is wrong.
>E-3 hard mode
>escort fleet: Jintsuu, Hagikaze, Murakumo kai ni, Kiyoshimo, Nachi and Ashigara (both kai ni)
Are the DD too weak? Should I switch for some stronger? I still have some kai ni like Akatsuki, Fubuki, Ushio and some others.
>>141313842
>>141314139
>>141322090
>Ushio
>stronger
Literally only as strong as a Yuugumo.
>kagashitter aka abuseshitter going all out.
Nice thread while it lasted.
>>141314347
with itty bitty iowa
>>141322189
Its sad when janitor deletes those game talk posts but don't remove obvious spam, bunch of incompetent retards they are.
>>141316237
>>141322164
I did not even look at her stats since I maxed out on her modernisation., I just listed some kai ni I still have. Should I switch the Kagerou-class for Yuugumo-class?
>>141316561
>>141322090
Those are fine, make sure you use both supports.
>>141316787
>>141322090
None of your alternatives will make much of a difference, either your equipment is the issue or you have shit luck. Also support.
>>141322241
Janitors remove shitposting and people will scream anti-fun and killing board culture.
This spamming is pretty blatant though, they'll probably remove it soon.
>>141322331
Right, I was looking at the armor apparently.
>>141316954
>>141322327
I've been doing it for 3 days. I've gone to the boss 3 times, with one S-rank. It looks easy, but it's bullshit with the RNG torps.
>>141322318
Already done. I've switched to aerial like someone suggested for node support, and it's pretty bullshit on nodes other than the PT one.
>>141317466
>>141317495
hold on iowa
>>141322354
I only have unupgraded equipement, but I'm fairly confident in its vanilla quality. I equipped T32 radar on the CA, all type 2 or 3 20.3cm guns on all cruisers, and some night equipment for the DD, and a mixed cut-in setup on Murakumo, just in case RNG lets me kill the boss.
>>141317529
>>141322358
>anti-fun and killing board culture
Do they think retarded kagafag's spam is fun, and conforms to board culture?
>>141317570
>kagashitter2 is actually a living, breathing person
>kagashitter2 actually and genuinely thinks he's being witty, funny and a master baitman.
>kagashitter2 is THIS desperate for replies
>>141318053
>>141322523
My assumption is that some reddit mod checked the kagaposting article on knowyourmeme or whatever it's called(yeah, an article about Kaga spamming actually exists), found it witty and funny, and gives everyone a warning for reporting genuine avatarfagging, excruciatingly low quality of posts, and imagespamming.
The fact that Kagafag is still not banned is baffling to me.
Give Lex and her sister some alone time with Kaga
>>141322697
Someone is retarded enough to actually make a page on the goddamned site for a meme that's contained in ONE fucking thread?
Hi
>>141322759
Skimming through the article, they even screencapped 4chan/ /a/.
Interesting to note, the screencap is from the archive, meaning it was likely an anon who made the article in the first place (I strongly doubt normalfag redditshitters know anything about the archive)
>>141322759
5 bucks kaga/yurispammer wrote it.
>>141322989
It's probably one of the retards we have here who did it.
>>141323023
I think the kagafag is not intelligent enough to do that.
Does reddit still view 4chan as the devil's spawn?
>>141322417
Aerial sucks, it's for E6 and E7. Use shelling and put 2guns/bombers and radars on everyone.
Make sure you sparkle or they wont hit anything if the even show up in the first place.
>>141322192
You can't just slap Iowa onto everything.
>>141323206
I've been spending the last 5 hours sparkling 2 or 3 dozens of girls to try the map tomorrow morning. The problem is with the node support, some time a full sparkled fleet fails to show up to leave the escort fleet eat torps. This map is driving me crazy.
>>141323124
>kagafag isnt intelligent enough to write an article about himself
He writes bullshit all the time.
>>141323124
4chan is literally only /b/ to most normalfags.
I would say that around 70% of people on any given board is a redditor. I won't go into details as to how I came to this conclusion, I keep that stuff for /qa/
>>141319709
>>141323325
Most of the bullshit is just badly recycled shitposting. Remember a few months back, all he had to respond to haters was "retard". Now he's evolving a bit, a took notes of what we used to insult him with, and tried to turn back against us.
>>141323335
>4chan is literally only /b/ to most normalfags.
That was my case before I actaully came to see myself what the site was like.
>I would say that around 70% of people on any given board is a redditor
It always amazes me how some people take their time to come up with stats like this.
>>141323206
Another question. Do I put starshells on DDs, or a radar? Without the shells, I'd only have the night scout as yasen equipment.
>spend all day working on spreadsheets
>come home, work on spreadsheets
The things I do for you shipgirls.
>>141323541
It's time to decide boy. Where will you take your only Akitsumaru? Will you cheese E-5 with AS at boss? Or will you cheese E-6 with easy route?
>>141323541
>spend all day learning how to code
>come home, (try to) code a bot for expeditions
The things I do for my girls.
>>141323490
>It always amazes me how some people take their time to come up with stats like this.
Don't underestimate my autism, I like to pretend I'm that L guy from Death note.
>>141323604
Enjoy your fake catbombs.
>>141323604
What language?
>>141323643
It only happens when you have the game open for like 24h non stop, which doesn't happen much with me.
>>141323593
E-6.
E-5 is for 4DD2CAV.
>>141323677
I already made a bot in python. It works well as long as my Internet connection is stable, which is not always the case. Been trying to make one with image recognition with AHK, but I lack the determination to learn the damned thing.
>>141323593
I'll take easy route over AS. You can get AP at the boss with CAV anyway, right?
>>141323762
I hope you have seaplane fighters.
>>141323762
But I want to send all of my pastas to save Pola.
>>141323854
You can do 2 PastaBB+1CAV+3DD.
1st was op shit posting, 2nd /b/ invades, now /jp/ talk, whats next? /u/ invades?
>>141323880
>CAV
>>141323916
/u/ already invaded, though it flopped.
Anyway, it's event time, deal with it.
>>141323916
/jp/ talk isn't shitposting, fuck off.
>>141323854
I wish I had the pasta battleships, Italia a cute.
>>141323538
Radar. Night scout is enough, just put double-attack on all your ships.
>>141324000
It's the reason 90% of delted threads got deleted. It's not shitposting, but it's still not appropriate for this board.
>>141323940
Are people actually taking Zara to E-5? They must really trust their land based planes and Libe.
>>141324109
>It's the reason 90% of delted threads got deleted.
No it isn't you fucking retard, 90% of the deleted threads were shitposting. I should know, I reported them.
timeto
>>141322983
Sup hip hop.
>>141324294
I'M BEING CUUUUCKED BY IOWAAAAAA
Why do I keep coming here?
>>141324294
>sampleshitter
>>141324412
Remember the sacred words of that doujin.
Whoever fucks your woman, you shall fuck in the ass.
>>141324294
She should be way taller
>>141324294
>Indo shit
My Little Army Girl Can't Be This Cute!
Yura
Are you comfortable with the fact that your ships might be watching you sleep at night?
>>141325179
Who?
>>141325247
They're too busy working on expedition to be watching me.
I'll stop regarding Takao as a sex object when she stops being so comically attractive.
>>141325373
I've always found Maya to be the most attractive Taco.
>>141325400
That's because she is.
A girly frame with the fat in all the right places.
>>141325495
Sure but for me her best features are her stunning big blue eyes, great hairstyle and no bullshit personality.
Liquorice hime a cute but she's no Midway.
>>141325587
I have a better timefappingto Maya, because at least 90% of her doujins aren't shota.
i want to take advantage of Pola.
>>141325993
>Shitaly
>>141325699
Add Aircraft carrier water oni and you have the 3 most delicious fluffy monsters.
>>141325993
I bet she's a drug addict.
>>141326243
Junyou's drinking buddy
