Do you fap to you're waifu?
No but I fap to yours.
>>141297896
holo is pure you lil shit
>you're
>>141297896
Come back when you learn English OP.
>>141297896
She's the only girl I can think about.
Please send help
>>141297896
Hey I recognize that fox from a doujin.http://exhentai.org/g/915084/e950c70c0e/
>>141298074
Come back when you stop being new.
>>141297896
everyday like a mad cunt.
>>141297993
it´s horo, you nerd.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Sachiko. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Sachiko called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her tofu shop. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the shop and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
>>141298178
>fox
I'm mad beyond belief.
>>141297896
didn't she die in the last novel?
>>141298203
Enjoy your wall, faggot.
>>141298257
You know this entire time I was completely convinced that she was a fox. Only within the past 5 minutes did I realize that there has been a million hints that she was a wolf.
>>141298274
It all was a ruse after all.
>>141298074
>>141298042
>>141298229
>implying it's not Korbo
Top jej desu
>>141298243
Where do I subscribe?
Sex is part of any healthy relationship, OP. In fact not fapping to your waifu is essentially telling her you don't love her.
>>141297896
>having a waifu
its the current year.
>>141299121
But I have a degenerate fetish.Wat do?
>>141297896
Unless I got her consent in person, I would never.
>>141299481
I-I never thought about it.Am I a rapist now?
>>141299547
Yep. You raped your own innocent wife. You are the worst kind of scum.
>Married to her
>Not making vanilla love to her every chance you get
I don't understand this question OP.
>furryshit
>>>/mlp/
There was no good porn of my waifu so I installed AA2 and made a character as close to her as possible.
>>141297896
Do i fap to i am a waifu? You bet your ass i am.
>>141297993
>do it for her
???
>>141298320
How about you watch the show, read the LN or even read the manga?
You're missing out
>>141298320
>this entire time I was convinced she was a fox
>title of the series is Spice and Wolf
>Wolf
anon, pls
>>141299651
>>141298042
>>141298074
>>141298286
What is your problem, nigger?
>>141299641
Teach and sauce what? Google artificial academy 2, follow the instructions, have fun in the character editorget depressed like me when you make your self insertand bam, you are done.
>>141299721
>implying Lawrence wasn't the wolf
Shiggy Diggy
>>141299766
Don't forget to share the preset so other anons can fuck her you massive cuck.
>>141299641
fucking summerfags
>>141299817
I don't like NTR though
>>141299738
His new is showing.
>>141299854
Well, that's all the more reason to not be a helpless piece of shit and figure things out on your own.
How do you guys have such hot waifus?No matter how much I try to talk to animu girls, they always ignore or treat me like a piece of turd.
>>141299890
But he doesn't know how my waifu looks like.
>>141297896
Only when she's in her wolf form.
Of course. I am going to marry her sometime. Once we're married we'll make love everyday.
>>141300310
Can I fap to your waifu?
>>141299945
You have woo her.Watch all the shows,read all the manga/LN.Buy a daki. Draw her if you can,write songs and poems for her.I have a sad life.
>>141300339
Because you asked, yes.
>>141300434
That was good anon. Rest assured knowing that it was a big load.
>>141297896
Yes, even while just watching the show
>>141299641
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
>>141297896
No.
>>141298690
It's obviously Horbo you moron.
>>141297896
Of course I do. Sex is part of healthy romantic relationship. It makes you feel closer to your partner and the bonds become stronger.
Also I would never want her to think I don't find her body attractive or that she isn't good enough for me.
Of course not.Because the only good doujin is tentacle impregnation/mindbreak and that shit is degrading.
>>141297896
No.My problem is I'm into some nasty stuff(futa and mindbreak) and I could not get my lovely waifu involved in it.
I wish there was a site like MAL except it's used to track how many times you blew your load to a anime character
>>141302866
So much this.How many times do you think you did it, anon?
>>141302974
I'm pretty sure I had sex with my waifu over 1000 times.
>>141303039
That would be a lot of cum.
>>141297896
What a silly question
Just throwing this out here;I don't suggest frequently masturbating if you don't eat a lot of nutrition-rich food.
>>141303089
No more than average anon during these 4 years. Except I did it while thinking about the girl I love so I'm sure it's extra fertile.
>>141302866
Rin isn't sexual, though.
I guess this thread is as good as any. Does anybody have the spice and wolf food info graphs?
My pc crashed and i lost them all.
>>141303737
/a/'s secret infograph stash:>>>/wsr/
>>141303164
>>141297896
> fapping to waifu
Disgusting
My waifu is a very sexy and tremendously lewd person, so I'd be insulting her if I didn't fap to her.
>>141304231
At night your waifu probably quietly cry in toilet blaming herself that she isn't attractive and her body isn't good enough for you.
>>141302866
It should be pretty easy to program, might look into it.
I make love with my waifu in-game every night.
>>141304471
> fapping =/= affection
>>141304525
Gotta do it. Give me 2-3 hours.
No.
I don't even fap to characters from series I likeunless they're sluts
>>141304607
fapping to waifu while selfinserting == sex
Avoiding sexual activities with your partner is the easier way to damage her self-esteem and cause psychical trauma.
>>141304705
> having sex=love
Sex is not the only way to show love or affection.
>>141304772
All the time I'm talking only about sexual activities, not about love in general.
Excluding sex from your romantic relationship does damage your partner self-esteem and can cause psychical trauma.
>>141304843
> not treating your waifu as pure being
> tainting your waifu with sex
I cant comprehend
>>141304928
You're talking with a normalshitter, just give up.
>>141304928
Your waifu is your wife/romantic partner, not goddess. Sex is essential part of romantic relationship and romantic love.
>>141304941
>having waifu
>normalfag
This is not how it works.
>>141304643
Please do, else I will need to make a spreadsheet for myself
Yes.
>>141305062
Don't worry. Just keep the thread up.
It will be nice if MAL has some API for searching. Otherwise I'll have to look for some other character database.
>>141305049
> your waifu can be both your wife and a goddess.
> sex=/= romantic
>>141305206
I said, the opposite of these two.
Wife isn't goddess.
Sex is part of romantic relationship.
>>141305206
> not having sex =/= romantic
> fuck off already
>>141305049
Having waifu is the second most normalfag thing. Instead of having a real shitfriend, you have an imaginary personal fucktoy. There's no real difference, you're still a weak-minded person that desires companionship with a female, whether it's a real person or not. If you have a waifu, you're a phony.
>>141305263
> essential part
What if your waifu is pure?
> waifu isnt a goddess
One shouldnt take waifu lightly. Your waifu is your blessing anon
>>141305139
There are external programs for MAL so it might be possible.
http://www.malupdater.com/
>>141299890
Those were good times
>>141305288
>being antisocial kissless virgin who avoids sex and real girls means you are normalfag
It look like world changes faster than I thought.
>>141305314
There is absolutely nothing impure in wife having consensual, gentle sex with her husband.
No matter what, sex is part of romantic love. Otherwise it's just worshiping.
>>141297896
>>141297993
Holo is also my waifu and I don't fap to her even though she is exactly my type because it would be impure
I did and I regret it. My fantasies got worse and worse and after a year, I was masturbating while imagining her fucking other guys. Then to improve the experience, I'd search archives for people posting about her, pretend they were stealing her from me, and cum buckets.
At this point, I have no feelings for her anymore. She's just another porn character to me, except I have several gigs of pictures of her.
Never fap to your waifu.
>>141305486
> having sex
> not impure
What a load of bullshit
>>141305486
>who avoids sex
>who avoids sex
>who avoids sex
Let's not lie lmao. You can't get any, so you settle for a waifu.
No, but only because I can't bring myself to fap to any Aria doujin.
I would feel too ashamed of myself.
>>141305751
Of course I can't get any. Who would fuck a guy who doesn't show any interest in real girls and have room full of merchandise of some anime girl?
Fortunately I don't want it as well. I'm not a virgin, I had sex once and it was shit in comparison to sex with the girl I love.
>>141305592
Holo is my waifu too,but I fap to her doujins sometimes while lying with her daki on bed and imagining that we are having some wild sex,as a couple.
>>141305896
Exactly! If your relationship with your imaginary girlfriend
makes you happy, then good for you.
>>141306578
This desu senpai.
This one time my dad tried to fap to a picture of his wife.It was her sister.
Does it count as fapping if I use an onahole and a dakimakura?
Sometimes.
>>141307775
No,it's sex.I always wanted to do the same but I live with my family so I can't buy an onanhole
>>141307775
Like this?
>>141308093
>>141297993
>pure
She has a fucking kid
>>141304231
>t. a future cuck
>>141308093
No, nothing that elaborate. Just put the onahole between my body and the daki, grab her ass and fuck her silly.
>>141297896
No, I fap to other anons' waifus and tell them about it.
Of course not.
>>141297896
I used to before I was desensitized.Now I just fap to a bunch of ntr.
>>141297993
She literally married Lawrence and had a child with him. Stop being delusional. A stork didn't come deliver her baby, she and Lawrence fucked like animals and she got pregnant. They announced it at the opening ceremony of their new onsen inn, the Spice and Wolf. They held hands and kissed in front of everybody while Lawrence embraced her. That's how lewd she is.
>>141308093
No, she's pure. Unlike Horo the wolfshagger.
>>141297896
>fapping to your waifu
You make me fucking sick. The only pure thing in the world and you defile it.
So fucking mad right now.
>>141312057
You're a fucking cunt faggot.
I'll deliver.
It will just take a little more time than expected.
>>141312057
If you're married to her why wouldn't you have sex with her?
Don't you want her to feel good?
Are you some kind of seasonal memer?
>>141312549
I've got a few entries lined up from ruining peoples waifus in this thread
>>141312549
Still waiting
>>141312057
Faggot, there is nothing impure about sex with waifu after kekkonshiki
>>141312861
Ruining by what, adding them to your private list of most attractive characters?
>>141312899
CSS is somehow ready, but it's ugly.
Friend is working on some logo, we'll see how will it come up.
Now I'm gonna write all the Javascript for initial release. For now I'll only write 25% planned features.
In case if thread get killed, I'll post on /ghost/.
Sometimes, but not all the time.I blame it on all the stuff that's off model.
>>141297896
For a long time I didn't, and I felt guilty about my lust. But I find her so irresistible I eventually caved and started just fapping to completely clean or only slightly risque art.
I still didn't want to defile her so I would fantasise about her dominating me with her feet. At some point risque turned to ecchi, I couldn't stop myself, I would imagine using my tongue but I still couldn't fathom actual sex.
But then thinking about being close to her, holding her, squeezing her and kissing her, I gradually became more comfortable with the idea.
Since the new year I have tried to fap exclusively to her. All the depraved fetishes I used to have before I found her mean nothing, I would never disrespect her. Nothing but gentle, intimate, affectionate vanilla with my darling. I get into bed and imagine sweet snuggling missionary under the covers. I edited a bunch of her breathing and gentle grunts and moans out of her voice clips, I squeeze a pillow and put up her smiling face on my phone. She has re-sensitised me to the female body and changed my perspective of women. I still can't stand seeing hentai or doujins of her.
How the fuck did I fall in love with a cartoon character
>>141313546
Jesus christ dude. That is straight up autismI wish I could be that happy ;_;
ITT: horny teenagers and college losers.
>>141313859
And what is this guy doing outside /b/?
>>141313886
But /b/ is full of just as many horny kids that just masturbate all day. 4chan as a whole is currently is.
>>141314020
This speaks for itself
>>141313111By stroking my penis until I ejaculate to the idea of having degrading sex with their waifu.
>>141297896
>do you fap to you are waifu
When will you faggots learn?
>>141297896
Yes
>>141314020
I'm not a kid I masturbate everyday like you all should.
>>141314888
Lurk moar newshit.
>>141315383
Force me to.
>>141302398
Fucking revolting taste.
Of course.
Why wouldn't I?
>>141308093
I'm impressed
>>141305751
You don't give average men enough credit for not kowtowing to whores.
It would feel like cheating if I didn't.
>>141308507
There is nothing impure about having intercourse with your husbando for the purpose of procreation.
>>141298074
Fuck off newfag.
>>141308093
better than most homemade fuckdolls
>>141313690
>>141313546
Basically how it went for me
I got one of those things that just work and milk your cock for you, and i'll just lay in bed holding her daki while i let it work it's magic and i'll do that for hours
Honestly i don't think i could be more happy with a 3D, and i don't want to try
Wait, what are we talking about here?
Yes.
I only fap to my waifu.
I don't even let myself think of other women, I only have eyes for her.
>>141313111
>>141312899
>>141302866
Done.
http://funmaker.me/MFL/
The CSS is ugly, and the logo is only a place holder. At least searching for character from MAL database works and you can count your faps.
I would like to add global rankings, your personal statistics, maybe social and other stuff like that.
Any feedback is welcome.
>>141304928
>>141304772
>>141305733
>>141304607
>>141304231
I don't know if I should call this cuck mentality, or just pure naivety
>>141319049
I like
>>141319134
There are different kinds of waifuists.
Roughly half of waifuists see their waifu as an actual human being, girlfriend or wife, or whatever, and can imagine themselves walking together, holding hands, etc.
Others believe they're waifu doesn't even know that themselves exist, and in this case its some sort of ideolized platonic love, hence a lot of people fap to anything but they're waifu.
>>141319049
You're doing God's work. anon.
>>141319296
For now I just allow you to fap as fast as you can.
But if I'll ever make global rankings and statistics where you can check for example how many times per day have you fapped or what characters trended in given month, I'll limit it to reasonable frequency.
>>141319296
>461 times
How do you know the exact number of times you fapped to her?
>>141319049
Seriously, this is great. Please develop it further. Where it stores information though? Browser cache?
>>141319578
>not having a fap diary
>>141319723
Local storage provided by web browser.
I'll develop it if there will be traffic on the page. When I'll receive logo and finish some more features I'll post in on /g/ and stuff.
I also think about changing it into MAL for doujins and porn if there isn't anything like that, and keep fap counter as just additional feature.
Still, I would need better website design and use proper MVC instead of one file js, php and css.
>>141319319
>implying you don't feel attraction to your platonic love.
If you don't fap to your waifu, you're basically denying your physical attraction for her.
>>141319906
>I also think about changing it into MAL for doujins and porn if there isn't anything like that
Sounds like a great idea. I always wanted a site like MAL, but to keep record of my sadpanda readings instead of normal anime and manga.
>>141320070
>>141319723
Guys, just give me requests for features.
Anything related to 2D porn and/or fitting for "My Fap List".
I don't promise anything, but I'll think about these and maybe some of them could be combined into some serious project.
I have sex with my tulpa, does that count?
>>141297896
Like a mad badger.
>>141320630
Adding from MAL is good, but I also want to customize the character card - add a different picture, background etc
Also sometimes I want to add a character that doesn't exist in MAL database - that should be addressed too.
It should probably keep tracking of several things as well - what author it is, what seiyuu it is, what studio it is, etc
Allow manual typing of the fapping amount instead of clicking fap - sometimes you know exactly how many times you did it, and it is tedious to click fap button thousands of times.
Custom CSS, or at least dark theme - like a default classic one from MAL.
Accounts - information should be persistent, yo.
There's something more, but I'm a dumbass and I forgot already.
>>141297896
At least once a day.
All the time.
>>141313546
I am not there yet but it's happening to me as well.
>>141319049
Than you based anon.
>>141297896
Guilty as charge.Nakajima Yuka's doujins were godly.
>>141319049
Now look what you've done. All the newfags will link their lists in waifu threads to be just high-larious. You've opened the floodgates for cancer. Anyone who isn't a mouthbreather could have just used Excel.
>>141323717
Even I don't know how to link to the fap lists from the site I've created.
>>141298690
>Korbo
Whut?
>>141323812
Make a blog or something with RSS so I can stay up to date without actually putting effort into visiting every week
>>141325604
Nah, I'll just make repo on my github later. https://github.com/funmaker/
Also don't expect it to be under heavy development. I have uni and job and other projects too.
I'll develop it for a while, check if there is interest and then decide what to do with it.
>>141319049
This is really neat, anon.
>>141297896
No but I fap to Horo
>>141323864
Lurk moar
>>141297896
Ryukou was really hard for me.
I thought she was incredibly cute and sexy.
Despite that I could only do it if I imagined Junketsu Ryukou forcing me to rape another girl so she cold enjoy the agony.
