CR soon.
I just want Bert to find peace.
Annie is love
Annie is life
I just want Annie to smile again
Annie a miracle of the universe
Annie might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out
Uncle Zek Zek best uncle.
>>141233836
I wish he gave me Daddy's love like he did with Blort.
I'm going to post this in every thread until you fap too it.
I want to kissu the Hisu.
>>141233903
you dont have to tell me twice!
>>141233785
SHUT UP HIPPIE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIWxuPg6iEk
I am a relatively new Bertfan, do I need to go through an initiation rite?
Soon.
>>141234047
You must read all of the bible and wear Berjab.
>>141234079Noice.
>>141233759
>soon
I thought it was coming out tomorrow.
>>141234047
No my child, just love the Bert and appreciate him with all your heart.
>>141234142
That little Bert looks full of happiness but, deep down he is in pain from the tortures and abuse from his Uncle Zek Zek.
>>141234238
He learned to enjoy the little nice things in life after seeing some of the worst. Not that uncle Zek Zek is the worst, I consider little Bert quite lucky myself.
>>141234079
off yourself degenerate.
>>141234322
Yes. The little things...
>>141234407
Zeke pls, we know you're all talk and suck in bed.
>>141234347
LM is objectively the best pairing that /a/ should appreciate. It has
>incest
>pedophilia
>NTR
>rape
>an abuse in the position of power
How could you not like it?
>>141234448
You should ask Bert. I'm sure he'll say otherwise.
>>141234560
I bet I should ask manlet about your fighting skills too.
>>141234475
Because Levi and Mikasa are boring.
>>141233903
>>141233789
Soon.
>>141235140
WOW THIS IS FUNNY XD
Why do Erwongfags try so hard to be relevant on here?
>>141233984
Haven't you had enough, Eren?
>>141234560
>>141235270
It can't be helped. When you're a greasy landwhale that is too salty even for tumblr, you can't help but complain here all day.
>>141233759
these threads really have gone to shit in the last 3 years
>trying to shitpost reverse shitposting
What a time to be here.
>>141235350
I want to take a selfie with Zeke.
>>141235375
Blame Erwongfags and their landwhale roleplay.
Chibi Mikasa a cute
>>141235286
That's pretty cute. I prefer YH but EH fanart has me interested.
>>141235497
Truly a shame.
>41 posts
>17 IPs
AM IS WRONG
BUT CUTE
>>141235671
>omfg
kill yourself
>>141235705
CUTE
>thread is 100% fujishit landwhales
>beginning to resemble the average /vg/ thread
>>141235761
Again, Erwongfags are trying to landwhale rp (ironic) because they hate Bert and Bertfags for enjoying threads.
>>141235523
but a slut
Threadly reminder that Erwong a pile of feces.
You know the words.
>>141235887
Same. I can't wait for him to die.
>>141235945
"Erwong deserves an undignified death without a proper burial in lands of his choosing"?
>>141235965
>>141235852
Nothing wrong with being a slut for the man you love.
>>141235987
>>141235991
>>141236030
Just stating the truth m'lady. *tips fedora*
>>141235852
Nice stream, tumblr.
>>141236044
GUARD OUR BUTTS
How can anyone hate this qt?
>>141236044
never let this die
I have a theory I'd like to share with the rest of the class. If anybody has anything to add or object to, please discuss with me.
I think that Grisha and Zeke are undoubtedly related. More so, I think that Grisha is Zeke's father. No, I'm not joking, I'm being 100% serious about this. Let me explain my reasoning.
In Chapter 35, Zeke told Mike that he wasn't sure what language the wall people spoke anymore. This implies that he is old. Very old. Old enough for an entire society of 107 years to change through languages and he would be full aware of this. And on Grisha's side, he's had knowledge advanced enough to cure an entire village of people and wipe out a plague with just, by his standards, ancient medical equipment. And with medical knowledge like that that came with such ease, and having access to the sciences behind titanism to boot, would it really be so hard to believe that this family had access to anti-aging technology? I think it's possible that Grisha and Zeke may be hundreds of years old with this.
Now in this chapter, Zeke mentions his father. He asks "Aren’t you different from father?" So what could this difference be about? In pic related, Grisha came to the walls 20 years ago in apparent distress. Sure, Keith recounted that there were extremely few titans around that day, implying that Grisha fought them off or even relocated them (a power that we already know Zeke has.) But this would only require him to be in his titan for that to happen, leaving his body perfectly normal. But as you can see, his clothes are completely ragged. It looks as if he had been in a fist fight with someone, maybe multiple people. A disagreement with the warriors? A disagreement bad enough to warrant a complete banishment? What would this fight be about? Well, read the text.
[Part 1/2]
>>141236290
Be a jealous Erwongfag.
>>141236301
[Part 2/2]
When Grisha asked what in the hell people were doing outside the walls, he was shocked. Then, he asked if they were actually FIGHTING the titans, with a face of complete terror. Why would it be so terrifying to learn that people wanted to fight back? Someone who knows all too well that titans are trapped humans.
Now remember in the chapter when Zeke killed Mike, and he squeezed that nose titan to bits and pieces? Doesn't sound like someone who really cares much for saving the enslaved portion of humanity. Even in recent chapters, when he was flinging around rocks hitting all those titans in the way, he showed no emotion. I think that this is the very disagreement Zeke and Grisha had, and where Zeke said they differ so much.
So, as for what's in that basement? I think that Grisha was working on a serum or a device to turn titans back into humans again. He wanted to find a cure. Hypothetically, if this is true, do I think that the warriors are bad and Grisha was the only saint here? Absolutely not. While Grisha's cause may sound the "purest," I believe the warriors also want to end the titan crisis, but this result will come at the cost of the wall people's and titan's lives. And that's where this big disagreement comes between Grisha and Zeke.
>>141236290
>How can anyone hate this qt?
It's easy to hate molesters.
>>141236301
>>141236349
10/10 theory anon. Good job.
>>141236290
I'm indifferent.
Soon.
>>141236301
>>141236349
It's not impossible if we ignore their looks. By looks alone they look the same age.
>>141236301
I think we all know Grisha "betrayed" people outside the walls but I don't think he is related to Zeke, Grisha just could be one of the many people who do not agree with that philosophy (that we don't know yet).
![[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_01_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[3CB81308].mkv_snapshot_22.23_[2016.05.08_03.01.19].png](https://i.imgur.com/x1W5l6g.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_01_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[3CB81308].mkv_snapshot_22.23_[2016.05.08_03.01.19].png")
>all this forced drama
>>141236795
>same hair
>same eyes
>need glasses
Eh, it's kind of hard to deny.
>>141236044
Kek
>>141236301
>Grisha and Zeke are undoubtedly related
Everyone here says that.
>Grisha is Zeke's father
An anon called it threads ago, just so you know.
>This implies that he is old. Very old.
This only implies he has never been on the wall and never had any contact with the wall people.
>would it really be so hard to believe that this family had access to anti-aging technology?
Yes. Because Grisha clearly ages and Zeke is already old like.
>he showed no emotion
He was just pretending to like it so he wouldn't be "like his father". He showed plenty of emotions.
>>141235533
>Only one post allowed per person
What have I returned to?
>>141237000
Come on, if it's for the eyes Eren and Historia are brothers, Armin and Nifa were brothers too. It doesn't prove anything.
>>141237151
Blame Erwinfags.
>>141235523
do I read this left to right or right to left?
>>141237151
It's okay Armin, now that Erwong will die you'll rightfully take his place.
>>141237156
It's the nose, the hair, the hairy feral titan form. Theplot convenience
![[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FB1A088F].mkv_snapshot_16.52_[2016.05.08_03.10.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/pMQmLZQ.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FB1A088F].mkv_snapshot_16.52_[2016.05.08_03.10.24].png")
>>141237333
>I want to abuse the Bert.png
>>141237366
Amidst molestation accusations?
Anon, not now!
>>141237333
This is the Titan that taught Bort to peek.
>>141237275
Somehow it will help to the plot if Eren is Zeke's half-brother? nah I don't think so.
>>141237248
>>141237326
>>141237417
You really have to stop and think about what your doing with your lives when you think rping as landwhales is funny. Especially when you are one.
>>141237414
Okay I'll contain myselfyou slut
>>141237480
>why are they usually good
Because they're pictures of Annie. Duh.
>>141237456
>Especially when you are one.
I thought that's the joke. She literally writes her thoughts about Erwin and then changes "Erwin" to "Bortyboo".
>>141237562
The ones that posted themselves in the /soc/ thread were qts.
>>141237620
See? It applies here too. Just switch the names and it's your real thoughts.
>>141237451
If Zeke being Eren's uncle Zek Zek would already be a blown out, imagine if he was Eren's brother.
>>141237620
>types Erwin
Yup. They are Erwongfags alright.
>>141237656
What?
>ironical rp
>except its not ironical
>>141237661
>Uncle Zeke meme becomes real
The power of memes are too strong
>>141237710
Except it is.
>>141237592
/soc/ thread?
What if Ymir got raped
Grisha did nothing wrong
Can we all agree Erwongfags are the biggest cancer or /snk/ and these dumblr rps ruin what could've been a good thread? Can we just let it die?
>>141237747
>im just pretending to be retarded
>>141237763
Too much.
In fact, I frequently delete them so I can rediscover them. Feels good when you find a rare.
Here, have an awesome classic Annie.
>>141237773
Last year an anon made a thread on /soc/ and linked it here. Anniefags, Marcofags and Bertfags were top qts.
waifu
>>141237835
Eren preferred Mikasa's butt more in this doujin.
>>141237801
Along with Ymirfags.
>>141237860
Nice try retard
>>141237851
>>141237897
How?
>>141237905
>weak level lying
>>141237801
Along with EMfags.
>>141237910
Especially Ymirfags.
>>141237905
But that's a stanky boypusspuss
>>141237870
>We know Jean, we know.
>>141237801
Yes, Erwong a shit.
>>141237801
Yes.
>>141237991
>top place
>mikasa ackerman
KEK
>>141238055
You probably missed the last thread then.
![[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FB1A088F].mkv_snapshot_21.38_[2016.05.08_03.32.03].png](https://i.imgur.com/QDcG5Xx.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FB1A088F].mkv_snapshot_21.38_[2016.05.08_03.32.03].png")
Shitty character design
![[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FB1A088F].mkv_snapshot_22.17_[2016.05.08_03.33.38].png](https://i.imgur.com/Jxg74oi.png "[Coalgirls]_Shingeki_no_Kyojin_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[FB1A088F].mkv_snapshot_22.17_[2016.05.08_03.33.38].png")
Am i watching Spiderman?
>>141238156
>Implying it's only Bertfags
Erwongfags got triggered last thread by everyone and now they're seeking their landwhale revenge.
>>141237801
This. Do they think they're being subtle or what?
>>141238182
cute character design with absolutely 0 flaws*
>>141238420
And you are obviously the anon tumblr rping. What makes you think you aren't cancer? I rather see 100 God Bert posts than retarded shiposting "Huuurr dduur I'm a landwhale Borty lover!". Kill yourself.
>>141238487
You idiot are to obvious. You type the same Bert names in your rps and now are trying to finger point because you've been called out as cancer. Amazing.
>>141237860
Actually that thread proved that most Mikasafags are /fit/ qts.
>>141237801
But their butthurt is too funny, why would you want to miss that? They literally ruined 3 threads in a row because the "Erwong" fag returned.
hot rp itt
>>141238558
>I'm a landwhale
Yes. Yes you are.
>>141237661
Imagine if Zeke has a son or a daughter that's around Eren's age. He'd be an uncle himself.
>>141238573
There was no Mikasafag though, or am I forgetting something?
>>141238630
good
>>141238662
Why? It would put an end to the fat finger bullshit (this one at the other place was a Ymirfag by the way, believe it or not).
>>141237870
Soon Jean
>>141238630
Another anniefag posted last week too. You miss threads often?
>>141238811
>Or de we need to make another soc thread?
but this IS such a thread
>>141238630
Why don't you just do another one them? Let's see the autism.
>>141238831
Actually anon is talking about a literal /soc/ thread. Not anons treating /snk/ like /soc/.
Reminder that Erwongfags always shitpost and blame it on others.
Reminder not to fall for their false flags.
>>141238301
So do I. He would arrest Bort.
>>141238893
This.
>>141238888I thought we literally didn't talk about that Mr Quad
>>141238917
That's the one
>>141238917
That's sluty.
>>141238964
>sluty
Nope
>>141239007
Can we not?
>>141238937
It wasn't *that* bad aside from netherfag pretending to be allahfag hitting on her.
>Fighting against Jean, Connie and Sasha will be the cause of Reiner's change of personality.
>Armin will get hurt but he will be fine.
>Reiner will die in the next chapters.
>Eren will be really pissed off when he sees Armin unconscious.
>Bert will retreat when he sees Soldier Reiner.
>Hange will appear and take advantage of this to kill Reiner (maybe with the help of Eren).
>This will end up with Bert becoming evil and screaming: I will kill you all bastards, enjoy your last days!
>SL escapes.
>Maybe time for the basement?
>>141238893
This. One of the worst threads I've seen in a while.
>>141238656
you forget you are delusioal, anon.
>>141239123
Eh?
>>141239099
>Fighting against Jean, Connie and Sasha will be the cause of Reiner's change of personality
>This will end up with Bert becoming evil and screaming: I will kill you all bastards, enjoy your last days!
I hope something like this happens as well.
>>141239076
>allahfag
Borts stealth handle
Is this comic book STILL going
have they found out what's in the basement yet?
>>141239255
They are in the same general area as the basement now but just watch as something happens that prevents them going in.
>>141239124
I would for the nostalgia cringe and because there was a horrendous Erwinfag dude there too that could be relevant, but I don't know if there's a /soc/ archive.
>>141239451
I remember the OP but the archive doesn't return anything. Our dark past is deleted.
>>141239392
https://fgts.jp/soc/
Don't ask how I ever find this archive.
Does anyone still have Snape? That was hands down the best /soc/ occurrence on /snk/
Found some of the /soc/ stuff
>>141239642
Netherfag made the thread but was posting as allahfag too. I used >>141239613. OP was 'reveal yourselves' with a shingeki picture.
>>141239613
The archives are no secret.
>>141239691
kek
http://desustorage.org/a/search/image/O3iIB0ML7Hue0LGYYv4GXQ/
>>141239772
2 years ago, summer. The archive doesn't go that back.
>>141239800
>triggered
>>141239099
Why can't the manga's art look this good?
>>141239979
Link? It's been 3 years?
>>141239691
>>141239800
You clearly don't know what we're even talking about.
>>141240060
Guard your butt anon
>>141240060
disgusting
>all this shipping
tumblr, please
>>141240306
we're talking about the way anons look, so i thought id post a coool comparison made by a fellow anon detailing the difference between a historiafag and a mikasafag.
>>141240681
>But there are no females in this thread
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
Looks like the Erwongfags are shitposting into overtime because of the last thread.
>>141240754
It's hilarious.
>>141240681
>>141233759
Is 81 translated yet?
Ymir a shit.
Eren best boy
Mikasa cute girl.
>>141241552
Okay Historia.
>>141241666
why would Historia ever say that??
>>141241707
He makes her happy.
>>141241800
Bert would think Ymir is pretty based.
>>141241864
I just noticed she has Grisha's hair
>>141241969
Slooooowpoke.
>>141242057
I never really cared before.
Bert calls in love with Annie.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TITANS.
>>141242139
Can we all agree Connie will be the cause of Reiner's fall?
>>141242139Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's been updated.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
Finally I got the necessary courage to do it, I bought a bottle of wine and I'm drinking it while I think if this is really not the worst option . I thought of writing something for Eren, but I can't see why I should. I have no money nor debts, so I don't need to do any kind of will. A message is programmed to be sent to Armin, so the neighbors will not be bothered by the smell. Anyway , I tried other methods, but it will be by self induced cancer, as you can see in the picture . I wish everyone a happy and fulfilled life, do not let yourselves be discouraged by any cuckening!
>>141242708
Shame, for a minute there I thought the cancerous EHfag was really going to kill himself...
>>141242740
This
>>141242139
>>141242708
What the hell?
>>141242708
Is this roleplay or?
Holy shit /snk/ truly got worse.
so when the fuck does season 2 happen, hadn't snk started by may 3 years ago
if this shit is delayed because of gay steampunk train homoshow i will fucking go to japan and tell them to fuck off
>>141235761
our meta is too advanced for you moron
>>141242139
Bert is a Titan > Keit-Ai
Keit-Ai should be sacked from the game!
>>141242139
>Bert calls in love with Annie.
>calls
Keit-ai dun goofed.
>>141243189
It will happen, Anon. Isayama is already teasing us by drawing the voice actors as titans.
>>141243198
our guy....
>>141235761
annyeong! sc2bro here, i think white girls and fat people are disgusting. 99% of our thread feels the same way
>>141235761
please do not bully starcraft 2 general we try our best
regards,
scv
butter my biscuits
>>141243095
Pasta.
>>141243189
Maybe we can have the last 3 arcs animated. I was thinking maybe Isayama is planning to make a time-skip for 1 or 2 years after this arc, that's why we don't have any information of the anime.
>>141243301
based
>>141243283
do you have sauce available i tried googling but nothing good came up sicne i didn't really know what to look for
>>141243476
He did it in the recent chapter. The titans Zeke commands to attack Levi is Eren and Mikasa's va.
>>141243516
So he's gonna sink EM?
>these giraffes are worth a lifetime's salary
>>141243660
Anon..
>>141243660
He already sunk it.
>>141243795
Not really, but keep believing that.
>>141243833
Keep believing what you want EMfag. Later, it will be painful.
>>141243833
That's true, it was never really afloat to begin with.
>>141243795
When did he sink it?
>>141243795
Is this about the mother presence interview? This is the same shit with the Eren respecting Annie and people saying it sunk EAn, you guys are idiots.
>>141244169
Well, EMfags believe EAn is sunk and still supporting EM despite Isayama said Eren views her as family (for not saying his mother).
But let them presume.
>>141243732
That's a cute picture of Historia and Jean.
>>141243349
The anime is shit anyway.
>>141244266
EAn is sunk because Annie is the FT not because of what Isayama said.
>>141244560
Using your reasoning, EM is sunk because Eren only sees her as his family. Anyway, it is disgusting to discuss with an EMfag so believe what you want.
>>141237835
>>141237905
wow
I don't even post on /a/, but you guys are beyond weird/pathetic
>>141244837
wow you're new friend, welcome, >>>/b/ is over that way though.
OFFICIAL TRANSLATION NEVER
>>141242139
God dammit, I go to these threads to get away from this shit.
I want Reiner to find happiness. ;_;
>>141245011
Are we really resurrecting ancient memes now?
>>141245242
I fucking love this movie.
What an embarrassing thread.
Do you guys think Eren has ever cuddled up to Mikasa at night for warmth?
>>141245795
No.
>>141245795
They almost certainly sleep in gender segregated barracks so I don't think that's possible.
Unless you mean as kids, in which case I guess it's possible during winter.
Do you guys think that Uncle Zeke was the one who taught Bertolt and Reiner about sex?VIa 'hands on' methods?
I am late to the party, but I just watched Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress and it made me want to watch SnK
bestsubgroup?
>>141247015JSC
>>141247122I don't know them, but I'll try to find it. Thanks
>>141247015
BRY.
>>141247373
The shifters must have some sort of reason for their genocide. I wonder what it is.
>>141247423
They are very desperate for the coordinate. It appears to have been stolen from them.
>>141247423
Mass murder=/= genocide.
>>141247486
Maybe it's what keeps the titans away from their village. They shouldn't kill 100,000s of people though.
>>141247423
Apparently it's a reason they can't just explain or something were both sides could come to a truce.
Isayama already said there is no black and white in snk, so neither side is completely right or wrong.
>>141247122
>>141247373
all right so I dug through the archives. Am I just being memed on or do you guys not understand what a subgroup is?
Ah well, it's not like I'm weeb enough to know what's actually being said anyways. I'll just use gg
>>141247532
>100,000s
Those were caused by Rod's decision to send out all the people that took refuge on Rose back to Maria because not enough food. The evacuation was made imediatelly as Maria fell, the biggest loses were on Shinganshina and close to it.
>>141247015
YAH
>>141247663
That's right, they were gonna die either way as a result of Maria being taken by BR.
>>141247663
And this was all thanks to BRA attacking the walls.
>>141247663
They did plan on wiping the wall people out anyway though.
>>141247631
Thought you meant subgroup within the manga, like "which subgroup within the main cast is the best"
My bad.
>>141247631
Nevermind, because of the first anon I went full retard too. Horrible subs as aways. All volumes from Kodansha are on nyaa.
>>141247733
>Implying he wouldn't do it would a shortage of food happen.
>>141247797
Yes, but BRA are still the ones who started it.
>>141247838
BRA aren't the ones who started it obviously. It goes way far back before FK left the world for the titans and enclosed himself and his family behind the walls.
