Can we have a Kyouko thread to celebrate the fact that she made it into the SHAFT top 5?
yes
post some straight stuff
Fug. She even beats Madoka in the latest result.
This is heresy.
>current ranking
Homura > Kyouko > Madoka > Sayaka > Mami
>>141208563
As always japan has utter shit taste.
>>141208563
>>141208657
indeed, heresy and shit taste
>>141207992
Absolutely.
>>141208283
Very straight antics between two straight girls.
>>141208563
I never thought Mami deserved to be that high.
Current ranking
1. Bat
2. Homura
3. Crab
4. Snail
5. Kyouko
6. Madoka
7. Cat
8. Sayaka
9. Snake
10. Mami
Japan has spoken, Madoka had the greatest drop from 4th place to 6th place. Mami also dropped from 7th place and now Sayaka and Snake overtook her. Homura and Shinobu remain consistent.
>>141209065
"""fifth best""" position is not that bad mami-san
>>141209252
>crab, snail, snek higher than monkey
Discard this
>>141209377
Japan doesn't like bisluts.
>>141209377
Monkey is shit, though still not as bad as snake.
>>141209804
Y-you too.
>>141208563
I hope this means Kyoko will end up with a bigger role this time around. I think the nips got it right, Kyoko is easily best girl. The only reason Homura beats her is because she has had loads more screen time.
>>141208563
>She even beats Madoka in the latest result.
Just how Aoi would want it.
>>141209804
>Literally the only thing you are doing is making everyone in the fandom get less content
If this was his goal, then it looks like he is getting exactly what he wants. Saying this only convinces him he is being victorious, and responding to him only eggs him on.
I've got proof.
>141202838
At the time you made this post it had been about five hours since a crack post (here) >141187204
Then, after you posted it there were all these posts.
>141203290
>141204284
>141204730
>141204845
I understand you want to help the fandom, but your method is not helping. If you really want to help the fandom the best thing you can do is ignore these crack shitposters, focus your effort on stopping artists from cracking the content in the first place instead, and maybe even buy some canon paired doujinshi to support artists who don't do this.
These things will help the fandom.
Giving the crack poster someone to fight with (and thus keep himself entertained) will not and it has not.
Homura is a good girl who deserves love and eternal salvation.
>>141210677
All the VAs love Kyoko so they may have some influence in her relevance.
>>141211122
>>141211210
No, you mental defect aspie. Nothing gets solved by ignoring it. How many times do you need to be told this. He will keep posting crack whether he gets replies or not. He has already proven this.
>only one person takes issue with crack shitposters literally ruining the fandom
What makes think this seems likely in the slightest. Everyone is losing out because of him, do you not think it stands to reason that everyone would take issue with this? Use some common sense.
And I say all these while being about 80% sure you are a crack shitposter. And that you are just trying, yet again, to push your, "durrrr just ignore it, everyone thinks like me" nonsense.
>>141211799
I'm not saying the crack will stop, but I think it will slow down the aggressive spamming of it.
The crack poster is trying to be a troll after all, the whole point of trolling is to get a reaction. By responding to him you are giving him what he wants.
Either way, it's clear that arguing with him hasn't helped. And as I pointed out here >>141211122 he didn't show up in that thread again until you showed up.
>>141212133
>giving the shitposter what he wants
>letting him think he "wins"
>having hug box threads were you can't speak unless you want threads to be spammed to shit for years on end
Sounds like a great solution.
And you were wrong, he was posting crack as little as an hour before hand. He was posting crack as little as an hour before, and he was also doing other crack related things with "Kyoko's l0ve" as his fake name, and trying to make everyone believe his agenda.
>>141207992
No, that's not really worth a thread.
It's a great accomplishment but msking a thread will only lead to this >>14120899 right off the bat ruining it.
>>141212631
You're confused. The one giving "guaranteed replies" is you. Literally all someone has to do is point out how your behavior is bad and you lose your mind with rage and start spamming for years on end.
>>141207992
who?
>>141208563
Least Sayaka isn't last.
Would've preferred if she were above Madoka though.
>>141212359
>giving the shitposter what he wants
No, that's what you are doing, as I explained.
>letting him think he "wins"
This statement from you troubles me. Is beating 'you' what he 'wants'? This implys that you do not want to lose either and makes me worry that the community is not really what you are trying to defend here. I hope I'm just reading into that too much and that is not the case.
>having hug box threads were you can't speak unless you want threads to be spammed to shit for years on end
You can post. Just do so anonymously, and don't respond to the crack. Instead talk about the show, and ignore the trolls.
My solution is certainly better than yours. It's been a year and your method has accomplished literally nothing.
>And you were wrong, he was posting crack as little as an hour before hand.
Could you link to this? I didn't see it.
>>141213033
You're so fucking retarded, stop talking in circles.
Yes, what !Akemi wants is to have a safe space where he can be a low brow shithead in peace and think that everyone accepts him. Pic related. And if he can't get that, the next thing he wants is to attack people. Which he will do regardless of all else.
Him winning is him getting what he wants, and he "wins" when he gets his hug box and he has no one top tell him off for being a bad person. And guess what, you stupid fucking retard, again, everyone hates you because you make everyone in the fandom lose out. Err, sorry, not "you", !Akemi and Troid. (you're the former.)
>You can post. Just do so anonymously, and don't respond to the crack. Instead talk about the show, and ignore the trolls.
The fuck are you smoking you retard. That in no way replies to what I said. I said you want a hug box where you can't talk unless you want people to spam crack, you replied with "you can post". Meaning you missed the whole point you fucking retard. The point is not to just post, it's to point while telling off bad posters who are damaging the threads. You don't want that, thus you want a hug box.
Your "solution" is "do nothing". Which is not a solution. Go light yourself on fire and see if your "do nothing solution" stop you from burning to death.
It's the homusaya gif he (you) always, always always spam.
It's obvious who you are as well, as you refusing to stop bumping the thread.
>>141209252
>Only madoka and monogatari girls
>>141213438
>You don't want that, thus you want a hug box.
What I want, is Madoka threads where the overall topic isn't related to crack-shipping.
It's an ok topic once in a while, but it gets tiring when that's all we ever see.
>Your "solution" is "do nothing". Which is not a solution.
Ok then, what's your solution? If you had a solution that actually worked I would listen to you. But you don't.
>Go light yourself on fire and see if your "do nothing solution" stop you from burning to death.
I would go jump in a pool of water or something. What a shit annology, you really are retarded, but ok I'll play.
Yelling at the fire won't put it out. That is your solution. So go ahead, go light yourself on fire and start yelling at it to stop burning you and see how far you get. That is how you deal with crack shipping.
If you come up with a solution that actually works, then by all means. Please do it.
Or better yet you love preaching about proof and backing up what you say, so how about you do that right now. Point out to me with evidence from desustorage where you have managed to stop crack spammers by yelling at them. From what I have seen, it doesn't make them go away, and it may even make them more prolific.
>It's obvious who you are as well, as you refusing to stop bumping the thread.
Fine, I'll sage then. I don't really see what that has to do with anything though.
I find it odd that when someone challenges you, you revert to cursing at them and calling them names. You offered very little proof for your own assertions in that post.
I wish you would act like a normal intelligent human being for a change... but I guess that is asking too much.
And no... I'm not a crack spammer, but yeah yeah no body lies on the internet. Either way, whether I am or I am not has nothing to do with what I'm saying or what we are talking about. You are just using that as a cheap way to avoid giving me a serious response.
>>141213438
Do me a favor and explain how your method of dealing with crack spammers doesn't amount to runing around on fire and spreading the fire somewhere else.
That is what you do.
That crack spammers are ruining this fandom... AND YOU ARE HELPING THEM!
It's so fucking pathetic that you don't realize that.
>>141208563
Kyouko and Mami are the top tier, why the fuck is Mami last?
>>141214254
Useless murderous boobs
>>141213552
What else has shaft even done
>>141208563
>Sayaka that low
>>141209252
>Cat
My countrymen disappoint me.
>>141213992
>It's an ok topic once in a while
Now I am 100% sure you are a crack spamming shitposter and are just trying desperately hard to make people believe you are someone else.
>Ok then, what's your solution
More and more people tell the mod to do his fucking job and ban the obvious and self admitted shitposters.
>What a shit annology
No, not really. It find it very funny in the same sentence you call me retarded you misspell a simple word like analogy.
Your argument was "ignoring things that are a problem and they will go away". To that I gave an example where it's obviously impossible to ignore the problem, as the problem will kill you.
Yelling at the fire will indeed not put it out. But that's not what's in question here. "Yelling" is not what's going to put it out but "taking action" sure will. What that action is is not actually relevant.
>..............................
And now I am even more sure you are a crack spammer. Because this is one your go-to things to do when you think you can "change your posting style" to try and look like someone new. I can identify who you are and give a serious reply to everything. Like I did, and you didn't.
>I don't really see what that has to do with anything though.
That's because you're retarded. You bumping the thread means the shitposting stays up longer on the board. As you know and have been told many times.
>>141214115
Think of threads like disposable rooms. Once you shit in the room it's ruined and there is no fixing it. You can't ruin something further once it's already reached point zero. The only good that can possible come from said thread is making sure the same problems don't happen in the future.
>>141214361
Is dis nigga srs
>>141209252
>>141214361
I'm surprised none of the Nisekoi girls have made it up there. Not that I think they belong on the list but I'm still surprised.
>>141214615
>You bumping the thread means the shitposting stays up longer on the board.
Due to the existence of the catalog, bumping a thread means practically nothing these days. A very small portion of the bumps a thread gets will be due to people noticing it close to the "top" of the board. The majority of attention will come from how much activity the thread has, saged or not - which you are being a major contributor to right now - and the more activity there is, the greater chance that at least one person will bump at least once per hour, which is all that matters. Hell, I browse the catalog sorted by activity anyway. Unless you seriously think it's a possibility that the thread could continue having activity with all sages, and eventually die mid-conversation as it reaches the bottom of the board. Which is exceedingly unlikely, so this particular obsession doesn't really serve any purpose. And yes, I'm saging this post.
>>141214254
I don't understand why anyone likes Mami. She's just boobs and the dependable senpai.
>>141215125
>Unless you seriously think it's a possibility that the thread could continue having activity with all sages, and eventually die mid-conversation as it reaches the bottom of the board. Which is exceedingly unlikely, so this particular obsession doesn't really serve any purpose.
Wow, it's almost like you are retardedly new and don't know this is EXACTLY how sage was used for many, many, many years before it was made invisible. That's quite literally the exact purpose of sage, to post in bad threads while still having them fall off the board so the over all quality increases.
I'm curious, what do you actually think sage is for?
>>141208563
H O M U
>>141212631
>>141215346
Yeah, that's my exact point, dude. Your mindset its completely outdated. It simply doesn't work like that anymore. Get with the times. Be practical.
>>141215452
>replying to yourself because literally everyone hates you
>>141215544
No, that more or less is how it works still. Because oddly enough, not everyone is insane;lt attached to their random shitposting threads and stay awake for days on end just to keep bumping them from the bottom of the catalog.
Most people don't care if a thread dies, so they will sage posts as well. Even more so if the thread is shit.
And you didn't answer my question, what do you think sage is for?
>>141215574
＞replying your self
＞everyone hate you
Huh?
Are you borring?
>>141215710
So do you genuinely think that it's plausible for a thread to continue to have high activity, yet never be bumped for over an hour, and eventually fall off the board mid-conversation, due to an unspoken agreement among a few dozen anonymous posters to sage every one of their posts? That really doesn't happen often, and it's absolutely not going to happen here. This thread will die when people lose interest in it. You can't possibly claim I'm wrong.
Sage is for posting in a thread without bumping it. Do with it what you will. What it originally was for means nothing in today's era of invisi-sage and integrated catalog.
>>141215871
Why do you think playing stupid actually fools people? You know it doesn't, yet you just keep doing it because you think if you do it enough it will eventually look like the common response.
>>141216016
Or it could die when it reaches bump limit, of course.
>>141216016
>So do you genuinely think that it's plausible for a thread to continue to have high activity, yet never be bumped for over an hour, and eventually fall off the board mid-conversation
I've seen this happen first hand countless times over. It's not exactly something that is rare.
>due to an unspoken agreement among a few dozen anonymous posters to sage every one of their posts
It's not some unspoken agreement, newfriend. It's that people recgonize the thread is bad, and thus sage it, so it's nor longer on the board. Believe it or not, it's not really that novel of a concept.
>he doesn't know what sage is used for
Hah. What a pathetic fucking retard. Just admit you're wrong. It's going to hurt nothing but your pride. No one else is going to care, even more so because this is an anonymous site.
>>141216228
>if I bump the thread with canon pairs it will make it look like I'm not posting just for the sake of bumping the thread
>>141216016
>This thread will die when people lose interest in it.
The topic isn't even relevant anymore at this point.
It's just you two arguing back and fourth.
People have lost interest and it's only bumped by someone retarded.
>>141216018
Sorry,Im idiot.
lol
I don't understand what you want to say.
>>141216194
Rare or not (it's rare), it's not going to happen here. Period. You're not denying it, and your shift of focus towards calling me personally a retard instead is a transparent attempt to hide the fact that you know I'm right.
>he doesn't know what sage is used for
Man, you can't be serious with this bullshit. There was no big intra-/a/ meeting in 2013 or whatever the fuck when everyone got together and voted on what sage was going to be used for in light of all the changes to the site. I'm sure you have an idea in mind for what you use it for, and that's great, but it doesn't mean jack shit to other people for the reasons I've outlined. Accept it.
Kyouko looks like a hooker.
>>141216370
Yes, and as the thread becomes less interesting to the majority of people, devolving into a boring semantic argument between two people who are saging, it will still sporadically be bumped by various people out of a) apathy, b) obliviousness, c) some misguided feeling of protectiveness towards the thread's existence itself, or d) spite. This will continue for a while until either activity in general stops and the thread dies, or a new (well, relatively new), more interesting topic presents itself.
>>141216477
>>141216453
>it's not going to happen here. Period
Solely because of you. Not because it isn't a normal thing, or something that people don't understand.
I'm calling you retarded because you are retarded. It's as simple as that. It's not name calling. It's not mocking. It's just stating facts. Like "Oh, hey, I just saw a fat cow (your mom) on the side of road." Simple observations.
I addressed every point you made, spelled out how they are wrong, and pointed out things about you. These can all be done.
>There was no big intra-/a/ meeting in 2013 or whatever the fuck
There is literally only one possible use for sage, you fucking moron. It only does one thing. Jesus Christ, you're retarded.
>>141216921
>Solely because of you
Nope. Even if I accept your basic premise that I am your nemesis ban-evading crackposting tripfag, because that's your default assumption about anyone who isn't in constant sycophantic agreement with you, the behavior I described is by far the most common cycle throughout the board, and most other boards. To which you can simply say "no it isn't, retard", and, well, I guess there's not really any more traction in this discussion at this point. Good talk.
>>141217149
>To which you can simply say "no it isn't, retard", and, well, I guess there's not really any more traction in this discussion at this point.
No, I called you a retarded as well as explained why your statement is false. If you assertion was correct, no thread would actually ever die, and sage would not actually exist. More threads die from no one posting in them than do by hitting the bump limit. This, again, means people have no issue with threads actually dying, and that constantly necro bumping threads is not common behavior.
>>141217114
See >>141216298
>>141216605
She has to get the money from somewhere
>>141217447
Yeah, ATM's, sick fuck.
>>141210677
>I hope this means Kyoko will end up with a bigger role this time around.
Kyouko is irrelevent to the plot unless it concerns Sayaka at this point.
>>141217378
>More threads die from no one posting in them than do by hitting the bump limit. This, again, means people have no issue with threads actually dying, and that constantly necro bumping threads is not common behavior.
God dammit you weren't even listening, this is pretty much exactly what I said earlier. I said that the continued existence of a thread is determined by activity. Regardless of whether the majority of posters are saging or bumping, high activity is life for a thread because it increases the chances that at least one person will bump at least once an hour, which is all that matters. If one particular person is sporadically bumping out of spite it somewhat skews the model, but even Madoka threads can die due to lack of activity, as he can eventually get bored. Happens all the time. But if there's activity, he's more likely to stay interested and keep doing it, plus other, regular posters are more likely to post.
Really, my overall point is that it's very misguided to lash out at every single person who bumps a thread, because apathy and obliviousness are far more common motivations for doing so than spite.
>>141217660
Her character has pretty much been concluded in the series proper.
Her best role is to now be a supporting character to those that need her.
>>141209252
They have one more full day of Madogatari, so we could see another change or two.
>>141217747
No, I was listening, and I explained exactly how you are wrong before, that point hasn't changed.
How do you not see how stupid you are? The "activity" of those threads is not what's the factor. Your reasoning is so circular it's insane.
And no again for your last point. Because Madoka threads are cancer these days and nothing good comes out of them, so people would not want to bump them and keep them around. Even furthered by the fact there never many posters in them and it's always one person samefagging.
Bumping for best girl.
>>141218355
>I explained how you're wrong before, you're stupid, you're wrong
Okay, I see we've gotten to this portion of the program.
>Madoka threads are cancer these days and nothing good comes out of them, so people would not want to bump them and keep them around
It'd be great if the second part were true. I would agree with you! Madoka threads suck and need to stop existing until there's something real to talk about. But that's not the mentality of the average poster. People like the show, and they want to have threads for it. See the "misguided sense of protectiveness" I mentioned earlier. It would be very comforting to think that all the problems can be blamed on a single evil person, but it's not that easy. A lot of people simply think that a bad thread is preferable to no thread, or they have low enough standards that they don't see anything wrong with the way the threads are. They're not doing this out of maliciousness or spite, they just want somewhere to discuss Madoka, or, failing that, see some pictures related to it. I'm not sure whether that carefree mentality should be pitied or envied, honestly. But shouting at every single one of them and telling them to stop samefagging isn't getting you anywhere. Unless your goal is to make Madoka threads as inhospitable as possible, in which case maybe you are getting somewhere.
Heys guys what do you think about Cyclone doujins?
>>141218859
You're cancer and you are so stupid, I honestly have no idea how you live with yourself.
>>141218926
They're shit, just like you as a person, rape spammer.
>>141218980
like clockwork
>>141218900
>But that's not the mentality of the average poster. [...] A lot of people simply think that a bad thread is preferable to no thread
Actually, as a matter of fact, it is. Which is why Madoka threads were almost a monthly thing pre Yuuki Yuuna's airing, when the worst shitposter ever to have used this site showed up and started making bi daily threads so he'd have a place to attack people with crack shit.
And hey, guess what? Explaining to people how they are wrong, and showing them how to correct their behavior is usually how it's done and how a problem is fixed.
>>141218926
Give a single reason why anyone should like those doujin. Because any sane person doesn't, and only depraved animalistic people do.
>>141218926
Pretty good, would love if he drew something else than Nanoha or Precure more often though. Madoka doujin by him would be amazing
>>141218926
Not interested.
>>141219223
Yeah, Symphogear would be neat too
>>141219205
It's hot
>still no info on new project
>>141218926
>>141219223
>>141219304
Why are you samefagging and replying to yourself? Don't you feel pathetic? You can't honestly think you're fooling anyone.
>>141219368
are you a bot
>>141219205
>Explaining to people how they are wrong, and showing them how to correct their behavior is usually how it's done and how a problem is fixed.
Yeah but when you temper your "advice" with constant accusations of samefagging people are just going to tune you out.
>>141219304
>>141219223
>It's hot
>implying you think with nothing other than your dick
See? I nailed you spot on. You're a depraved animal.
I'm curious, can you list a single good thing about yourself?
>>141219452
I clean and cook pretty well, and people tell me I'm a good listener so there's that
>>141219405
When you constantly shitpost in the exact same way there is only so much people can say to you.
>>141219450
Nah, because only a brain dead mongoloid retard would actually think like that. Because information is stand alone, and has nothing to do with anything else. Even if I was wrong about calling out out on samfagging, 2+2 is still four.
And being a brain dead mongoloid retard is not common either. So that's something else to make you stand out.
>>141219576
it's my first time in these threads
>>141219535
Wow, these are some pretty obvious lies.
You can't clean well because you literally wallow in shit and think these threads are perfectly fine. These threads being not clean.
You can't cook because you have no sense of taste. As in, you think the romantic and strong feelings of little girls getting shit on is funny and amusing.
You can't listen for shit, because as the years have shown, you can't even hold an argument in the slightest and will ignore anyone who threatens your ego.
>>141219672
As always, your "I would never lie on the internet!!!!!!" bull shit behavior pattern is obvious to see through, and no matter how many times you do it, you will not change no one has ever done it before you, which makes you stand out.
>duere that was mu 1st reply
Prove it. Can't? Then you have literally no reason to say it and saying it shows you desperate to prove something even when you have no proof.
>>141219354
Why do you care? You hate the series.
>>141219719
nah bro everyone likes my paella, I'm a mastercook
also my flat is fucking clean no way i'm gonna let dust ruin my day
and I've given lots of advices to people, they don't follow them all the time but at least it makes them rethink the problem, see what I mean?
Is it just me or is ACK losing it even more these days?
>>141219928
It's also obvious you are lying, because everyone hates you, and no one would want to be around you. Plus, you spend the vast, vast majority of your time trying to pretend to be multiple on 4chan, so you don't have time for anything else.
>>141220017
poor dude
>>141220017
Who's this "ACK" you speak of. Have any proof he actually exists?
>>141220085
I don't spend that much time on 4chan
maybe 1hour or 2 a day
>this meta mudslinging
Holy shit.
>>141220168
More like you only spend 1 or 2 hours a day not on 4chan.
>>141220309
nice comeback haha
>>141217866
Why is Mahoro there? That was Gainax.
Glad to see Sasami though.
>>141207992
Nice, will they finally give her her own daki now and not one that's shared with Sayaka?
>>141220436
Quit being butthurt over that, Think it's nice they both share a daki let alone in shift clothing.
>>141220436
>Sayaka wearing Kyoko's outfit
LEWD
>>141220508
No, I want a Kyouko daki, a full Kyouko daki.
>>141220593
Do I even want to understand this image
>>141221270
I can't explain it as I don't understand it either but I must have got it from /a/ some time ago.
>>141221270
it means you're rooting for her
>>141220411
Shaft considers any contracted animation it did part of its 40 years of animation.
>>141220146
ACK knows who he is and if he tries to deny the existence of ACK and the fact that it is his unofficial title than he is just being silly.
>>141219405
The idea that there exists a computer program that can pass the Turing test would be a much more comforting thought that the cold, hard truth, that there are people in this world so insanely, obsessively, autistically brain-damaged that they would spend virtually all of their waking hours starting the same exact arguments in a specific thread on 4chan.
>>141222682
See, the irony is you just explained yourself and your crack spamming.
While you can do nothing but name call. Everyone else knows how to explain their stances and reasoning. Something else that makes you stand out.
>>141222682
Tell me. Why are you not directing this statement at the shipping shitposter poster who spend everyone waking hour posting crack shit in the same specific thread?
>>141222940
Because he is not nearly as hilarious as you are.
>>141221785
Makes sense, I just figured since Gainax owns the rights to her they couldn't use her for promotional material.
>>141223021
>you
>singular
See >>141222588
And that doesn't even come close to address the actual point, which is how everything you listed here >>141222682 applies to you, yourself.
>>141223107
ACK, the term ACK may have had another meaning at some point in time, but YOU are now ACK. We all know who you are ACK and we all refer to you as ACK. So quit being stupid and stop pretending you are not ACK, ACK.
Is there a magical girl that could even possibly come close to being as gay as Homura Akemi? Let alone out dyke her. And I’m not talking about AI YO Devil Homura. I’m not talking about Homulilly's Voyueristic Yuri Labriynth Homura Akemi. Hell, I’m not even talking about final timeline Homura Akemi after 12 years of looping back in time to save the girl she loves (with the timestopping abilities that allow her to peep in on Madoka when she's showering and being capable of exponentially increasing her power level by wearing Madoka's panties), equipped with her girlfriend's old bow, a perfect set of red ribbons, never showering after her naked space hug, with the memories of Madoka Kaname implanted in her so she can create a cherry blossum tree by "connecting" with the Law of Cycles.
More meta...
>>141223286
There are actual hard gay magical girls, ala Sailor Neptune/Uranus.
>>141223286
Nanoha and Fate sleep together every night and have a child.
>>141223191
It's kind of funny.
You came to this site, and stupid belligerent retard, ignorant of everything. Those like 14 moons ago.
And it was mysterious new world completely unknown to you. You started posting and sharing your thoughts. And then got hardly mocked and put down for being the shithead that you are. And you, being the little idiot that you are, were blown away by this. Because the idea of people not openly accepting everything about you want crazy in your eyes. And you assumed, there's no way many people could act like this, it must be one person. And that's how you insane obsession was born.
I'll say it again, because it's really simple.
You make everyone in the fandom lose out.
Because you make everyone lose out, everyone hates you.
It's that easy.
>>141223286
>naruto inspired shitposting
Holy shit, !Akemi. You've hit a new low.
>>141223475
Even being that blatant, aren't they still stuck in the "best friend" zone?
>>141223286
I think Kyouko is more your typical butch lesbian.
>>141223496
Cool story, ACK.
Are you still trying to say people don't refer to you as ACK? Because they do, ACK. Why are you trying to deny this? ACK?
As a side note, the irony of that post is unbelievable.
>>141208563
why is homu literally the best girl?
>>141223107
Actually, since English has no specific second-person plural pronoun, the "you" in that sentence could theoretically be a plural.
In practice, people use constructions like "you all" or "you guys" to emulate a plural.
And none of which has to do with the fact that you (singular) are retarded.
>>141223496
>14 moons ago
What are you, a movie native american?
>>141223983
No, he is ACK.
Now watch, he is going to accuse US of samefagging (that's right, ACK, all of us!)
isn't that right ACK?
>>141223948
What do you think? Totally random stranger who I don't know.
>>141224158
Please don't talk to me
>>141223793
>>141223948
>>141223983
>>141224158
>there's irony because I say so, and i refuse to explain why there irony
See, watch me explain how something is ironic.
You go full retarded here and it's pretty funny.
You question my English skills because of the phrase "moons ago". But that phrase is actually very common and used all the time in story telling.
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/many-moons-ago
Irony is the opposite happening of what you'd think. The opposite of what you'd think a person insulting other person's English skills would be that they themselves mess their English. Which is what you did here.
>if I point out I'm samefagging before you say it that means you can't claim it's true, because I would never try to false flag like
Sure.
Also, you call every person ever who says anything against crack in anyway "ACK". It's not like calling someone something makes it factual.
>>141224367
Dude, maybe they'll stop posting crack, just as soon as you stop smoking it.
>>141224539
>>141224710
>>141224539
Hey, have you ever noticed how you never even once actually addressed what people are saying directly and always side step or flat out ignore it in favor of spamming crack? That's one of the major things that make you stand out.
>>141215197
i dont understand why anyone likes Kyoko. She is just ass and the jerkass mahou shojo
See, i can do the same shitty argument
>>141214715
Yuno is in 12th place btw
>>141224367
>that phrase is actually very common and used all the time in story telling
Yeah, by native americans in movies
>>141224963
Nope. And you can google it to find countless examples.
>>141224899
She should be #1
>>141224963
To further illustrate how stupid you are. The post where that was said was suppose to be story like and tell the origin of how you went full retarded when you first game to this site.
>>141225113
See, you could have just said that
I just thought it was kind of a funny turn of phrase, relax
>>141225270
It was obvious, you retard. Do you really think the words like "bewildered" and "mystified" were used for no reason?
>>141223814
Because she's actually literally the worst girl. Sayaka is best girl
>>141225480
You're going full on irony today, huh?
Because that's literally all you ever do is name call. I'd like you see you point out a single post ever where you made a valid argument.
>>141225408
You're not relaxing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JA3_jHwGnNQ
>>141225608
>3rd most screen time
>Arc was best part of series
>Rated slightly above dead last Mami
Fucking kek Sayakafags.
>>141225876
And you can't spell
>>141215197
I like her because she's the dependable senpai.
also boobs
>>141225608
That is incorrect!
>>141225978
It autocorrected to something which isn't an English word?
>>141225608
Sayaka a best, Homura a second best.
Mami a worst meguca.
>>141215197
She's seems more likable in TDS and Oriko. I would love to see her fight with Kirika one day. Otherwise, Mami is tits and fanservice.
>>141223814
Becauseyouare attractive and have amagicalsmile.
>>141226147
Exactly
>>141223948
Yall is the plural of you.
>>141224837
It's easier to just type a short sarcastic reply, ACK. You are not worth my time ACK. I'm surprised you still respond to me ACK. Who is the real retard here, ACK? Hint: it's you, ACK
>>141208563
The only problem with this ranking is that there isn't "shit" between Sayaka and Mami
>>141209252
>9. Snake
>10. Mami
No wait, there it is. Perfect ranking.
>>141226898
Actually, you type short replies because you know your English garbage, and you struggle with it very badly, so you type a little as to not strain your very small brain.
>>141226579Blush
>>141227160
>>141209951
Kill yourself, shitstain.
>all these fags saying japan has shit tastes
the list is literally fine
>>141209252
Japs confirmed for shit taste again
>>141227574
bat and lucifer are both at the top which indicates good tastes
japan did nothing wrong
>>141227469
MadoHomu is perfect
>>141227717
>>141227679
>bat
>lucifer
>good taste
Pick only one
>>141227974
>Snakefag
>Sayakafag
>Shit taste
Which one are you faggot?
>>141227717
Art like this is awful.
Artist should've at least remove third-wheel Sayaka from ruining the atmosphere or add Kyouko in.
>>141225655
Why should I make a valid argument for you about something that is just personal opinion. Anyway, if I'd make one, you'd come whining because your life is so pathetic that you can't stand that other people don't think like you. It's healthier for the two of us to tell you to go to kill yourself.
>>141227544
>>141226898
Both of these posts are yours, and you got butthurt from this post >>141227083 which spells out bluntly how fucking stupid you are.
So you just started replying to old posts and trying to make yourself "feel" better by attacking people.
>>141228171
Bar none, easily the most pathetic people in the world are the ones who think that everything is an opinion. You literally live in a world on delusion and coping devices.
Nothing I said was an opinion, and you couldn't make a valid argument to disprove it even if you tried.
>two of us
Just you.
>>141228100
>>141228159
>>141227717
>>141228159
>>141228389
>>141228159
>>141223636
"Best friend" from an outside perspective, at best.
If we found out they canonically were going at it like bunnies in heat every night, literally no one would be surprised, and a sizeable amount of people would say it was obvious all along.
>>141223814
BecauseAI YO
>people like Madohomu after Rebellion
Eh.
>>141228577
Why so smug?
>>141228645
>people like madohomu becsuse of rebellion
>>141228720
Even worse.
>>141228680
You'd be smug too if you had best girl in your arms, clinging to you naked.
>>141228645
You kidding?
>>141228680
Because you are so smug >>141223814 and I am thinking that I will do it like you do.
>>141228680
She already knows Homu will rebel
>>141228745
>Doesn't into yin and yang
>>141228955
>Madokami regains power
>Homura expects her murder her
>"Kekikaku doori"
>Madokami turned Homura into the dominating girlfriend she always wanted
>>141228747
>>141228914
valid points
>>141228562
>Sizable
Does Nanoha also have an autistic fan base too? I watched through it and it was pretty fucking obvious after Nanoha "chose" Fate in season 1 and Yuno became completely absent that they were designated partners.
>>141229762
Nanoha is show about gay, interdimensional, beam spaming lolis. What do you think
>1st viewing builds up Homura as an antagonist.
>2nd viewing shows Homura is a saint for not attempting to murder Sayaka earlier
Why does crack get all the hate it does? Every fandom has it, but Madoka fans seem to hate it like the plague.
>>141230418
Homu sure is a saint while she claims otherwise
>>141230807
Because assholes like you spam said content to hell and never quit.
Content itself is shit by default.
>>141230816
T b h, she's the only character that really deserves a happy ending. Even if she is a devil and probably a pervert.
>>141230807
At leat post good crack. See Kyouko and Homura are best buds in canon.
>>141231210
I'd call 'em friends but not best of friends.
>>141231303
I'd say considering both of their poor interpersonal communication skills, they're best buds by virtue of not killing each other. Homura thinks of Madoka as more, so it's not hard to say Madoka is simply her bestfriend.
>>141231671
*remove not
>>141231303
They are best friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohf0n6ymcso
>>141231726
>inb4 none anime material doesn't count
I actually love these because even if they aren't canon, the interactions are important to understanding the relationships. Especially since you don't get much "fluff" interaction between the characters in the series and Rebellion.
>>141231671
Wow you sure have bad viewing comprehension skills. Kyouko is the very first person Homura trusts enough to seek out when she starts noticing that something is off.
>>141231726
Sure, outside the source material.
>>141231671
They don't aim to kill each other, right.
Though Homura never really came to me as the type to be well aquatinted with anyone other than Madoka.
>>141231993
Because Kyouko was the strangest to her out of anyone.
You missed that.
>>141232197
Wait so you're telling me she didn't think Sayaka or Mami were strange? She sought out Kyouko for one reason and that's because she knows that Kyouko's the easiest to talk to.
>>141232197
>Because Kyouko was the strangest to her
>Kyouko says the gritty Homura feels right to her
>Homura: I'm sorry for getting you involved in this
>Kyouko strokes the Homura dolls cheek to mourn her fallen comrade
>Homura's familiars subconciously reach out to Kyouko before Homura forcibly cuts her ties with Kyouko
Did you miss that part?
>>141232418
She was questioning where Kyouko came from before transferring to Mitakihara.
Seeing if Kyouko had any memory before transferring to Mitakihara.
>>141232405
Hiroyuki-sama, can you make me a mod for like, 2 minutes so I can have the ephemeral pleasure of banning this baka? Onegai?
>>141232418
Pretty sure Kyouko will voluntarily join Homura next movie.
>>141232673
She does. In the concept movie trailer she gets mad that Sayaka attacked Homura.
>>141232405
No
No
No
Yes, when was this?
>>141232742
Meant for
>>141232585
>>141232717
This wasn't explicitly stated or shown.
I hate this meme that Homura doesn't consider Kyouko to be a friend.
>>141209252
>no monkey
>no szs character
>crab that high
japan got shit taste
>>141232925
>Kyouko Sacrifice scene
>Kyouko tells Homura to protect the one thing she loves
>Homura reacts by calling out first name, something she only does with Madoka
This is literally the only scene you to confirm their friendship
>>141232984
The event is literally named "MADO" "GATARI" anon
>>141232742
Did you actually watch Rebellion?
>>141232671
What's it like knowing that no matter how much effort and dedication you put into your acting you will never fool anyone at all into believing you?
And of course, it's obvious you refuse to address the image because it know it blows you out of the water.
>>141233172
Nimrod, I'm aware of that display.
I was referring to this:
>Homura's familiars subconciously reach out to Kyouko before Homura forcibly cuts her ties with Kyouko
>>141232673
It isn't a meme unless you say it's a meme.
Oh boy a Kyouko thread.
>shitposting, shitposting everywhere
>"IT" is here
>people throwing kyousaya around without a care in the world about the characters
themselves
O-oh.
>>141233374
>people throwing kyousaya around without a care in the world about the characters
themselves
Why does this offend you?
Also, a few may be false flagging.
>>141233068
>what is Rebellion
Fucking hell.
>>141233374
Why do you defend ACK so much?
>>141233560
Anon was saying Rebellion doesn't count, so i didn't use it.
>>141233560
That's not to say they aren't friends but people are stretching it when they say it's a strong one.
Care to explain?
>>141233713
See this scene>>141233172 if it wasn't a strong friendship would a scene of Kyouko stroking hommura's face even exist?
>>141233628
I am not defending anyone.
>>141233817
That doesn't imply a strong friendship
A camrade, yes, since they've teamed up twice.
Though Homura never really needed her help with Walpurgis, as she stated. She definitely at least has respect for a fellow veteran.
>>141232418
She literally says that she thought Kyouko was the strangest one. That's because she had the biggest change in her lifestyle in the barrier world, i.e. going to school rather than being a hooligan.
>>141233979
If it implied camaraderie the scene wouldn't be there. It implies a strong friendship no matter how much you want to deny it. On top of this Homura;s familiars willingly seek Kyouko out.
>>141233979
>Camaraderie: mutual trust and friendship among people who spend a lot of time together.
>Synonyms: Friendship, fraternity, companionship
>141233979
>Homura never really needed her help with Walpurgis, as she stated
What. The. Fuck. Homura was lying through her fucking teeth and Madoka even called her out in it.
>>141233374
Ack comfirmed. I always knew, somewhere deep down.
>>141234206
First anons denyied the yuri, now they're denying the friendships. Can these threads get any worse?
>>141234206
>If it implied camaraderie the scene wouldn't be there
How so? There's no difference.
It'd still be there because it's what Kyouko would do.
>On top of this Homura;s familiars willingly seek Kyouko out.
Evaluate, when and where does this happen in the film?
What's it mean and how is it relevant to the argument?
>>141234255
Exactly, companionship.
Homura probably was bluffing.
>>141234374
No one here is denying friendship.
It's just some here make it our for Homura to be close with others other than Madoka.
>>141234256
Is that so?
>>141234458
It's her closest friendship aside Madoka.
>>141234600
Yeah, it's a trustworthy companionship.
Wouldn't call it "close" though.
>>141234718
>Using synonyms to describe the same concept
![[Meguca]_Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_-_06_[BD][h264-1080p_FLAC][58B8BFF1].mkv_001820.635.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B8sfzYn.jpg "[Meguca]_Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_-_06_[BD][h264-1080p_FLAC][58B8BFF1].mkv_001820.635.jpg")
>>141234718
>trustworthy
Kyouko flat-out ignores the first request Homura makes of her in the story, then openly defies her when Homura is trying to kill Sayaka. And Homura confides exactly as many of her secrets to Kyouko as she does Sayaka and Mami, i.e. none of them. Where is the trust here?
