There is literally nothing wrong with christmas cakes
Yes, everyone loves Kaede, but nobody loves her as much as Meto does.
>There are people on /a/ who unironically think old hags are superior to young fairer skin lolis
Christmas cakes are for christmas.
After that, well, burnable garbage.
>>141076759
larger verson?
inb4 butthurt buccaneers
>>141077853
>>>/pedo/
>>141076759
>anyone else
>being better than Reds
Thoughts on carnivorous cakes?
>>141076759
>wrong
Nigga, they are literally the best. The only reason they're not as popular as your average moeblob is due to the fact that the majority of posters around here are 15-year old boys/manchildren.
>>141080169
Which episode featured Kaede? I'd rather not watched the entire series.
>>141076759
There is literally everything wrong with christmas cakes
>>141076759
Except that they are too old and probably damaged in some significant way.
>>141080254
She doesn't get that much screen time, #15 is your best bet.
I can't get over how pretty she is.
>>141080435
>too old
Too old for what? Having a fully developed body? Being good at sex? Having a job? Being a good conversation partner?
>damaged goods
Teens are actually way more fucked up in the head, as well as more likely to end up "damaged' due to poor decision making skills.
>>141080632
>>141080655
Those tits are way to big for Kaede.
>>141079149
>he likes old hags
you have to go back grandpa
>>141080639
Christmas cakes haven't had sex, you lying fuck.
>>141081253
>I don't know what the term Christmas cake means
>>141081253
Retard.
>>141080824
>he doesn't like cc
Stop lying in th internet.
She is an alcohol and it is destroying her fa-
Oh wait!
Nice and ripe just how I want em.
>>141081539
>she's an alcohol
>>141077679
>Meto posted the Zootopia fanart drawing video, but not this Kaede with her delicious belly.
>>141081537
never watched it anyway.
>>141081853
>it
What?
>>141081914
You don't know it? The movie about a clown by Steven King?
>>141076759
Reminder that your fetish is never going to be popular. Also try to work on your mommy issues.
>>141079149
You don't need to be "pedo" to dislike used goods. There is a reason why cake cant get a man and is because they are trash.
>>141081960
Not anime related.
>>141081965
>projecting this hard
I have bad news for you
This thread needs more best cake
>>141076759
I'm not a guy with cake tastes, but I like Kaede more than any of the lolis.
Respectable mature ladies are the best.
>>141076759
I'd have no problem with a pristine Christmas Cake, but I wouldn't touch one that had dicks in it.
>>141082038
>best
>cake
>used goods
you've gotta be kidding me.
>>141083524
[ ] Pull out
[x] Penetrate her womb
>>141083574
>[x] Penetrate her womb
Sounds painful.
>>141083596
That's not what my hentai says.The reality equivalent would be thrust deeply and embrace her in the missionary position
>>141083524
>>141076759
>heterochromic eye color and teardrop beauty mark
Is this what love feels like?
>>141083719
>heterochromic eye color
You mean heterochromia, pretty sure i got "heterochromic eye color" since it's like 3-4 fucken colors depending on lighting
>>141083719
Kaede was built for seduction and sex.
>HEY! Teitoku-P
>>141082327
>I'd have no problem with a pristine Christmas Cake, but I wouldn't touch one that had dicks in it.
An untouched christmas cake is also known as a shrew. No one wants to try it due to toxicity.
top cake
>>141076759
You mean outside of them being bitter, old, used goods?
>>141076759
The only thing wrong with them is there's never enough material where they get a happy end.
Has there ever, ever been an anime where a cake is the main love interest?
>>141086197
I remember one manga, offhand, but that's it.
>>141086197
Rahxephon
>>141080212
MUH
>>141086555
Nice trips.
>>141086555
>>141086651
titty monsters please go
>>141086687
>>141076759
My mind want to disagree with you but dick don't.
Kaede is so pretty, but I can't get over my complex that I would be shorter than her.
brb killing myself for being a manlet
Cake in training. Still needs to age a little bit more before that ideal mix of sweetness and spice.
I want to read some manga where Christmas Cakes are romanced tenderly. As in actual romance.
Any recommendations?
>>141087283
>semen demon
>cake
never.
She will settle with her favorite cock and have lots of children.
>>141076759
Nope.
>>141077853
S-sorry for not liking small children anon-kun
>>141087047
Was about to say there's no way you're gonna be shorter than some Japanese anime. Then I googled her. I'll kill myself along with you, brother.
>>141081965
>There is a reason why cake cant get a man and is because they are trash.
Maybe you should come back when you've grown pubes little anon, because believe it or not women DO have sex.
>>141087047
>>141088491
>manletsShort man tall woman is my fetish though...
>>141088581
No he is right. Women at that age who are single and not married definitely have a problem. If an attractive women can't get a man at that part of her life she has problems that we aren't seeing.
>>141088060
Minami is pure, etc.
>>141088491
>>141087047
My brothers of color.
>>141089008
>Women at that age who are single and not married definitely have a problem.
Says the guy discussing cakes on 4chan
>>141076759
Said no one ever.
Enjoy your cake.
>>141089031
What a lewd captain.
>>141089509
>She can pilot my dinghy, if you know what I mean.
I don't understand.
>>141089031
>>141089509
>>141089563
Get this slut out of this thread
My waifu is a Christmas Cake.
C A K E S
C
A
K
E
S
>People trying to push cakes as used goods now
Just go enjoy your MILFs instead.
What about Christmas Cakes pretending to be school girls?
Best Cake
so is there a non-zero likelihood of an ideal cake existing in the real world or nah
>>141079130
Not a cake.
Cakes are meant to be rescued from the impending of jaws of spinsterhood, so she is so happy that she finally found someone who cherishes her.
>>141085977
Cakes can be pure too.
>>141076759
I you go to a store at 9pm and there are only few vegetables on the table than you can assume that there is something wrong with them.
>>141093176
Of course there are ideal cakes out there. They're just extremely rare.
>>141076759
cute christmas cakes are the best
>>141076759
Why Cinderella girls have such great designs?
>>141093691
This is a cake in its truest form.
Kaede's design deserves a better franchise. Most of the designs actually.
>>141093176
There is, however your chances of finding one are so slim that you may as well give up.
I guess this is the reason that the older the male the most interested he becomes in cakes.
>>141091867
>slut
[dubious - discuss]
>>141093824
I desperately wished for more screen time for the actual women of the franchise rather than the silly-headed teen girls.
>>141094071
It'd actually become a drama about struggling idols whose careers are dying.
>>141094148
im@s takes place in a fantasy idol land where all the normal "realistic" rules don't apply.
>most idol careers last longer than six months
>the idols aren't ubiquitously catty toward each other and vanity monsters
>Producer isn't a callous jerk that considers them all disposable
>and of course, their career is at all viable after 25
>>141094788
love this meme
>>141094842
>meme
How about the fucking rules?
>>141094879
>getting autistic over two posts in a 100+ post thread
>when nobody responded to either of them except you
just stop
Best cake.
>>141095955
She's like 19
>tfw no loli christmas cake to impregnate
End my life
>>141079130
Delicious, but not cake.
>>141079244
Cools are cute
Passions are sluts
Cutes have brain problems
>>141084117
わかるわ
>>141092281
SON! what did we say about posting pics of your mother?!post the quality ones!
>>141092376
>pretending
>>141095090
He's right regardless.
>>141100286
No one cares. Stop being retarded.
>>141100497
Fuck off.
>>141095955
She has money too.
