/ak/ - Darjeeling und Panzer. Post Darjeeling and weaponry, no other girls/guppies welcome.
>>141071337
>1337
Good morning /ak/
![Girls und Panzer - SP02 (BD Hi10-1080p AAC).mkv_snapshot_05.09_[2016.05.02_23.25.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PCQKhNB.jpg "Girls und Panzer - SP02 (BD Hi10-1080p AAC).mkv_snapshot_05.09_[2016.05.02_23.25.39].jpg")
Don't tell me who to post
Gentlemen! Darjeeling is my wife!
>>141072072
I'm afraid your mistaking my wife for someone else.
>>141072095
I already did that. She climaxes with weird british proverbs while sipping tea.
Sorry /ak/ but I don't like little girls and their silly tanks. I like Women with their power guns.
>>141072172
I'dteach her how to tie a goddamn tie properly.
![Girls_und_Panzer_-_12_-_The_Battle_We_Can`t_Back_Down_From!_[720p]_[98EADBD1].mkv_snapshot_19.24_[2016.05.03_00.03.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hxw5sOU.jpg "Girls_und_Panzer_-_12_-_The_Battle_We_Can`t_Back_Down_From!_[720p]_[98EADBD1].mkv_snapshot_19.24_[2016.05.03_00.03.12].jpg")
I don't want it to be over
>>141072232
I want to motorboat Momo's boobies.
>>141072153
Perhaps it is you who are mistaken!
Preview of Ribbon Warrior Chapter 17 (1/6)
>>141072378
(2/6)
>>141072378
that's gotta be in violation of the Geneva convention or like something. Nato? That still a thing?
>>141072415
(3/6)
>>141072446
(4/6)
>>141072467
>>141072499
(6/6)
>tfw British
>Drinking tea as I saw this thread
Sometimes I feel bad for being a steryotype.
Atleast it's oolong tea.
What tea does /a/ like?
>>141072614
I got a can of Arizona green presently. One of the tall ones.
>>141072378
I like Asparagus "I'm surrounded by idiots" face there.
>>141072827
Im too distracted by that one guy looking directly into the lens of the camera.
>>141072378
>Muh dick status: Muh
Even though the typesetting is way behind, I get excited for every dump.Still working on my stuff (slowly), so expect some more stuff this weekend when I'm not sneezing or feeling dead inside.
>>141072614
I literally just drank oolong tea you fucking limey.
>>141072614
It's not really tea per se, but I fucking love Hibiscus. I also like Chai. I bought some Darjeeling and Assam this month and didn't really care for either.
>>141071975
>>141072232
Yuzu is literally completely perfect in every way.
>>141073121
![Girls_und_Panzer_-_12_-_The_Battle_We_Can`t_Back_Down_From!_[720p]_[98EADBD1].mkv_snapshot_21.30_[2016.05.04_03.51.45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GlqP888.jpg "Girls_und_Panzer_-_12_-_The_Battle_We_Can`t_Back_Down_From!_[720p]_[98EADBD1].mkv_snapshot_21.30_[2016.05.04_03.51.45].jpg")
I wish we got to see more of Maho. She seemed nice. Like she seems to respect Miho a good deal.
>>141072614
Shincha or Sencha (no pun intended)
>>141072744
Kill yourself if you even consider to call that shit tea.
>>141073226
watch da film :^)
>>141073564
Subs when?
actually now that I say that someone should make Girls und Das Boot
>>141073827
I want girls und mustard gas more.
>>141074702
Storms of Steel with little girls?
I'd rather watch girls of Monogatari. Its sales has been mindboggling.
>>141074775
Then stop posting here.
>>141074775
>>141072415
Erika wearing samurai armor?
>>141074927
She should've worn this.
![Girls_und_Panzer_-_08_-_We`re_Fighting_Pravda!_[720p]_[FA8BF65A].mkv_snapshot_06.03_[2016.05.02_19.37.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jg4OVXR.jpg "Girls_und_Panzer_-_08_-_We`re_Fighting_Pravda!_[720p]_[FA8BF65A].mkv_snapshot_06.03_[2016.05.02_19.37.14].jpg")
>you will never wrassle momo
>for charity
>yeah charity
>>141075140
That or a shield, a battleaxe and a helmet with wings. You know, how they depicted ancient germans in the 19th century.
>>141075189
The next school wrestling match will be dominated by the loaders.
>>141075245
Id let her handle my load.
Alisa is a disgusting slut.
![[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 01 - Getting Started On Tankwondo! (BD, 720p) [E7C564B8].mkv_snapshot_15.01_[2016.05.03_21.21.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z0uuB08.jpg "[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 01 - Getting Started On Tankwondo! (BD, 720p) [E7C564B8].mkv_snapshot_15.01_[2016.05.03_21.21.57].jpg")
>>141073226
I want to see Miho and Maho in a team together.
International Panzerfahren when?
>>141075266
She's not a slut, she just lend-leases her body to those who wish to use it.
![Girls_und_Panzer_-_07_-_Up_Next_Is_Anzio!_[720p]_[0C8ED201].mkv_snapshot_04.33_[2016.05.04_05.53.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h82kgAK.jpg "Girls_und_Panzer_-_07_-_Up_Next_Is_Anzio!_[720p]_[0C8ED201].mkv_snapshot_04.33_[2016.05.04_05.53.56].jpg")
shh Mako is sleeping
>>141075449
Oh my fuck
I want to touch Erwin inappropriately.
>>141075245
Suzuki is the strongest loader on Ōarai, right?
Has the second part of the loli war been manga translated?
>>141075449
Please tell me there's a Yoshiko one too.
A threesome with the queen and princess of fluff would be heaven on earth.
Has the second part of the magical loli warfare been translated?
Assam is love. Assam is life.
I want to befriend Assam.
>>141075686
Scans can't come soon enough.
So for planes, we have Shidenkai no Maki, which sadly only has 1 volume translated.
How about the rest? Youjo Senki should fit the "officer" role pretty well.
>>141075817
Girls und Motorrad when?
>>141075817
Upotte, Stella Jogakuin C^3, and Sabagebu?
>>141075851
>>141073159
Why does the world hate Momo?
>>141075650
Not yet, swiss Momo said he'd be done by the end of the week or so
I'm pretty much free all weekend, so we could finish the first chapter this week
No promises tho
wew lad
condom held in mouth is too good
>>141071337
>>141077194
tfw no qt to smoke Winnie Blues with
Why does she have an emergency water bottle in her mouth?
>>141075331
>Tankwondo
Used goods
I want to cuddle with Shizuka!
>>141077464
>>141077704
>>141077973
>>141078059
>>141078244
Is jingles the bringer of lewds?
>>141078527
>>141077973
GuP universe>gensokyo
>>141077704
Pretty sure she's cake
>>141078634
>>141078527
https://youtu.be/pmYDUgh2nfY
Lewd tanks
>>141080033
Why do people like the Tiger so much?
It's the manifestation of everything wrong with German tank design.
Its main purpose was to break trough defensive structures and protect lighter vehicles which it was too slow to keep up with.
It was expensive and unreliable.
It used needlessly complicated solutions for simple problems.
Germany already had a way to break defenses with scouting and mobility.
No matter what the Tiger was capable of, there was a superior tool in the German arsenal for the same task.
Who even proposed the idea to make this thing?
>>141075705
I prefer Russian Caravan
>>141075650
gup needs more Kay
>>141080565
I need more Kay.
>>141080713
>>141080565
>>141080713
Whilst I can appreciate Kay, Naomi is the superior Saunders girl.
>>141080832
>Dat armpir hair
>>141081055
Fine taste. Have some more.
>>141072378
Is Rin dreaming again?
>>141081123
The world would be so much better if all bulldykes looked like Naomi.
>>141072172
I'd give her a go
>>141072378
My dick is ready!
>>141081123
>>141075994
I prefer Kuromorimine's R75.
>>141081591
>Not the Kettenkrad
>>141075817
I'll write cute girls doing WW1 things if you guys will read it
>>141081661
But that's not a motorcycle.
Well, not technically.
>>141082367
I had to double-take that one.
>>141083092
>Pouring coke into a cup of tea.
>mfw
I want tobuythemice cream
>Amerikay and Darjeeling don't have a special relationship
WE NEED TO FIX THIS
>>141071337
Darjeeling is lewd!
>>141081663
>peeing into machine guns and fabrics to cool them down
>worrying about mustard gas and trench foot
>sweltering and smelling bad inside the first tonks
>mass bayonet charges, flamethrower attacks and getting to see what mp18s and shotguns can do in trenches
>Christmas ceasefire
>having to deal with various mental breakdowns and creepy facial surgeries in the aftermath
I'd read it.
>>141081661
>>141083092
And thats how Kay died.
>>141084807
Erika the cutest.
>>141084834
Yeah, if there is one thing you don't do:
Don't fuck with a british person's cuppa tea.
>>141072359
Fucking teeaboos. Christ, I sometimes empathise with the Japs over you bloody weebs.
>>141085297
>>141083092
>>141084834
I think you mean that's how Kay got Darjeeling hooked on Coke.
>>141084903
>>141085565
**TRIGGER WARNING**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAR2rI4s0C8
It's actually a thing, and it's painful to watch. I really do feel sorry for the Nips sometimes.
>>141085746
It is one thing for Darjeeling to get hooked on coke, but mixing Coke with Tea?
Kay deserves to be hanged, drawn and quartered for such a crime.
>>141086147
>>141086254
>"P-prez please, I don't want to have to sniff your butt. I-I'll join the club"
>>141087353
>>141080832
>>141081123
You gon tell that dyke to fucking shave?
cutest GuP couple.
>>141087519
Hell no.
>>141075147
HHNNGGGHHHHHH
>>141081186
How about this one?
We need more /k/ in here.
>>141087875
Sweet jesus, no wonder Kay is after her.
>>141088010
Why don't you go shoot up a school or something, edgelord.
>>141088260
I think he's one of those anti gun people that generalize everyone to keep their world view as narrow as possible.
>>141088314
>>141088260
>anti-gun
>in an /ak/ thread
Wew lads, that's like a black person being apart of the KKK.
>>141088010
Nice AR, what pistol is that? Hard to tell what in it's holster.
>>141088010
Great taste in Witches.
>>141088535
Looks like an M&P to me.
>>141088535
M&P pro 5" 9mm
It's actually my competition gun.
>>141072172
>>141088002
Never post on /a/ again.
>>141088535
>tfw Britbong and therefore can't own a gun, unless it's been deactivated.
>>141088770
Get your feels shit out of here.
But that aside, you can fairly easily provided you live in the countryside.
>>141088844
>countryside
>live
>>141088718
Are you upset?
>>141072359
>actually buying an L85
this goes so far beyond mere fanboying
this is a severe and debilitating mental illness
>>141089151
>>141089151
There is nothing wrong with the gun if you know how to use it. The problem arises when Americans, who think they're all rambo and skilled at any gun they see, use it and find that it actually takes some time to get used to and skill to operate. Them, being Americans and thus having a small attention span, throw the gun away and call it 'shit' wherever they go.
![Girls_und_Panzer_-_11_-_The_Battle_Gets_Fierce!_[720p]_[59FF6206].mkv_snapshot_02.16_[2016.05.04_15.30.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7KPMuJt.jpg "Girls_und_Panzer_-_11_-_The_Battle_Gets_Fierce!_[720p]_[59FF6206].mkv_snapshot_02.16_[2016.05.04_15.30.02].jpg")
HOW?! How do you manage to be worse than the goddamn rabbits? who actually kind of redeemed themselves a lot but still. Jesus Christ, Team Nerd.
>>141075449
>someone got to use that to make Miho and Maho and it wasn't you
>>141089690
yeah and he's nowhere to be fucking found.
>>141089526
It's so good that Britain's finest dumped it for the M4
![[Commie] Girls und Panzer - OVA [BD 720p AAC] [981F4CF6].mkv_snapshot_07.23_[2016.05.04_15.32.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jzzMjXJ.jpg "[Commie] Girls und Panzer - OVA [BD 720p AAC] [981F4CF6].mkv_snapshot_07.23_[2016.05.04_15.32.49].jpg")
>>141084044
Musolini a cute
>>141089955
What - ISIS? Nah, mate - they use knives.
>>141089999
more like Moesolinie
>>141072415
When they were making Haifuri did they consider that they might have to make their girls hot and hard like steel in order to be like GuP? Does Aniplex even know what that means or how to execute on it anymore?
>>141089651
Shame too. Because the Type 3 would have been an...okay medium tank in their group that desperately needed medium tanks.
>>141088535
What if someone antigun is because he believe real weapon of war is stuff like tanks or other vehicules and not just firearms?
>>141075449
According to Japan this imaged is guaranteed Sugoi Ejaculation Desu. In any case this franchise definitely does have loads of lethal artwork right now. If I weren't already running on empty right now I'd probably be leaking more than a bit. Between this iDOLM@STER and Love Live right now I can't decide which is harder to last longer browsing images of, all I'm convinced of is Bamco franchises seems to have the best girls at this point in time.
Ooarai only won because they weren't dragged down by any Soviet slag metal "tanks"
>>141090144
Can you translate that into English?
>>141072359
Good lad.
>>141082930
Momo should be on the bottom.
And struggling.
>>141075189
How much for a match with the St. Gloriana trio or Shizuka-Hime? What do I get if I win?
>>141090273
"What if someone dislikes guns because they believe that tanks and aircraft are true weapons of wat, while firearms are toys"
Is how I read it.
>>141090414
Momo tries her best dammit!
>>141080033
Anyone going to tankfest at Bovington in June?I might
>>141090592
Where's Bovington?I can't be fucked to look it up on google maps
>>141090808
It's in England
>>141090808
Dorset.
>>141073127
Smug-chan is cute! CUTE!!
>>141090420
>implying they would do something so ungraceful as wrestling.
>>141090829
>>141090839
I like teafu as much as the next weeb, but I can't be asked to fuck off to england to see some hunks of metal totally devoid of japanese school girls.
>>141090537
This
You can blame Momo and the student council in general for various things, but no one can say they don't try their best and work hard to save their school.
>>141090953
There's always Jingles
>>141090911
Hey Wrestling and Boxing used to be thought of as the gentleman's sports of the higher classes
![Girls und Panzer - SP02 (BD Hi10-1080p AAC).mkv_snapshot_08.53_[2016.05.02_23.29.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TY1o7Ak.jpg "Girls und Panzer - SP02 (BD Hi10-1080p AAC).mkv_snapshot_08.53_[2016.05.02_23.29.46].jpg")
>>141091013
StuCo did nothing wrong. They had to save the school. You know all those friends and memories you made? Yeah well you wouldn't have shit without them doing what they did. You'd have to say goodbye to all your buds
>>141090839
Thanks senpai. I live in Kentaland, so I can't be fucked to go. But thanks.
>>141091013
Is that a monocle all along?
>>141091537
Yeah.
Like, don't they normally just put a piece of glass in the other side of a pair of glasses, normally?
>>141091641
normally, yes
>>141091641
Momo has issues with depth perception
>>141091812
Shit, got distracted halfway through.
Have a tankfu.
![[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 12 - We Can't Back Down In This Battle! (BD, 720p) [F2FA7F07].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2016.05.04_15.12.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tKGd9iU.jpg "[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 12 - We Can't Back Down In This Battle! (BD, 720p) [F2FA7F07].mkv_snapshot_16.42_[2016.05.04_15.12.31].jpg")
>>141091641
I thought it was broken glasses or something.
![Girls und Panzer - SP02 (BD Hi10-1080p AAC).mkv_snapshot_01.44_[2016.05.02_23.13.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L8W4mWT.jpg "Girls und Panzer - SP02 (BD Hi10-1080p AAC).mkv_snapshot_01.44_[2016.05.02_23.13.47].jpg")
>>141091953
why would she wear broken glasses the entire show? They're not poor.
>>141092015
Because she thinks it looks cool?
>>141091870
why can she hit targets then?
>>141091945
Who'll win?
>>141092161
She can't.
>>141092170
Us.
>>141072529
>Fucks given by Maho: 0.0
>>141092015
maybe her left eye is all right and needs no glasses?
Also, do you think it's a coincidence that Momo and Yuzu wear black and white there?
>>141092226
Pretty sure Saemonza can.
As for Momo, afaik she got two Maginot tanks in the spin-off. Short range, though.
>>141092238
After the series finale, i think you need something more to actually upset Maho.
>>141072614
>What tea does /a/ like?
Picture related
>>141092170
>>141075331
>tankfuckingkillyourselfwondo
![[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 06 - Reaching The Climax Of Our First Match! (BD, 720p) [A934AC79].mkv_snapshot_22.05_[2016.05.02_10.14.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S54srFv.jpg "[DmonHiro] Girls Und Panzer 06 - Reaching The Climax Of Our First Match! (BD, 720p) [A934AC79].mkv_snapshot_22.05_[2016.05.02_10.14.10].jpg")
>>141092299
>Maginot
I know I heard them somewhere. Are they really that weak compared to Italy?
>>141091211
>try to escape tanks
>get forced back into tanks by the StuCo "or else"
>they delay the fact that if you lose a single match the school will be shut down until you're just about to lose to last years champions
>at the same time, your family is ready to formally disown you if you fail to do the near impossible
In retrospect I'm surprised Miho handled it as well as she did, criminy.
>>141072614
Earl Gray, hot.
>>141092416
So, did teafu win?
>>141092532
Yes, then they got butchered by Black Forest.
>>141092650
Where does all this GuP expanded universe come from?
I need it.
>>141092682
Have you read the mangas?
>>141092392
In the thumbnail it looks like Yukari is pegging her rather than riding her
>>141092763
Ive read the 4koma one and the one where they fight the French
>>141092763
I tend not to read manga based on anime. I meant to, but I accidently bought Little Army instead, which I still haven't read.
>>141092804
>>141092825
Well get reading then.
Go to the /ak/ wiki and download everything. Shit's good.
>>141084550
>Christmas ceasefire
It was so close, /ak/. The time where mankind was THIS close to abolish war forever... thanks to the SOLDIERS, for fucking irony's sake!
I want to see an anime about it so much
>>141092914
Yes'm
>>141092992
That's because your average person has no quarrel with other world citizens, it's governments that start wars, and men who fight them.
>>141092992
>implying humans will ever stop going to war
But yeah. The ceasefire proves that the layman did not give a shit about the conflict.
It was just all the aristocrats of the world having a dick measuring contest.
>>141089526
t. L85
http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/lords/1990/jul/17/the-defence-estimates-1990 ctrl-f: SA80
>>141093058
>That's because your average person has no quarrel with other world citizens
that's a rather optimistic way of thinking.
>>141092682
Magazine that treats the tournament as a real thing and expands each school and match
>>141093213
Think about it.
Is there any country you dislike enough that you wish you would get drafted to go to war with it?
>>141093058
oh boy,
you haven't been around much, have you?
>>141093402
>Is there any country you dislike enough that you wish you would get drafted to go to war with it?
I think you might want to flip through a history book. People will go to war for all sorts of reasons. And religion only adds serious fuel to the fire
>>141089651
I didn't see YOU finding a tank and rising a crew to join the ight in the hour of darkest need, you literal pleb
>>141093402
Canada
>>141093432
I know we say shit and I've said shit too, but I highly doubt someone is gonna run up to an indian person and say "poo in loo" or run up to an american and call them an Amerifat. I'm probably optimistic though in assuming that it's mostly online banter.
>>141093482
fuckin' canadians, always being so friendly, thinking they're better then us.
Always apologizing.. for us being stupid or what?
Let's get some men over there and set them straight.
>>141089923
Pussy game too strong, he couldn't live after experiencing that.
>>141093518
There has been wars fought over a bucket.
2000 people died.
Do the Nishizumis take a similar approach to fucking as they do to senshadou, IE, must win no matter what?
>>141093058
https://youtu.be/wkrLs9nYjKk
>>141092682
Mangas (lots of them) plus this >>141093323
Franchise owners seem to treat the whole thing (from mangas to magazines to BD booklets to silly poker card giveaways) as canon, because they show quite the consistence (names of characters that appear only in very suplementary material turn out to be the real deal, for example).
Othr than very minor stuff (contradictions betwen whose exact face was being shown in flashbacks, things like that) that doesn't really matter, the only thing that has been actually retconned out is the way the Anzzio battle happened in the mangas (the OVA did show a VERY different thing). But then again, when they did that, they ACTUALLY warned fans they were gonna do it- it wasn't like the debacle of the poor Star Wars expanded universe.
>>141093756
Oh my, adult Anzu would be quite the man-slayer
>>141093208
>One of the sharpshooters, a most distinguished marksman in the Royal Marines, was halted during the competition for the Methuen Cup because—guess what?—the return spring on the trigger of his SA80 had broken.
As expected of British engineering!
>>141093988
Sorry, we're not autistic like the Krauts. Sorry we bother to innovate and invent, instead of merely perfecting. If we Britons never existed we would never have computers or the internet. Britons are the master race. Autistic krauts and yanks out!
>MFW this was your typical British girl 4 years ago
Fucking Pakis, Niggers and Jews.
>>141093905
Ten years from the show and she runs the carrier.
>>141094131
>Britons are the master race
Even though they were enslaved by the Romans, the Saxons, the Vikings, the Normans... so no actual Briton actually still lives? Wov.
>>141094167
inb4 Doujins of Anzu running the carrier and using the men living on the ship being kept as her pleasure slaves
>>141094167
She already runs the carrier.
That's one of the main conceits of the show.
Everyone knows that the master race are those who have descended from the original Kingdom of David. Hail Yerushalayim!
>>141094223
I can tell you're autistic. mmmmmm... yes.
You actually thought I meant the ancient Britons. I meant the British people.
But yeah, I'm just fucking around - British engineering is shit because we focus more on innovating and *breaking* the boundaries of what a gun can do, rather than copying a gun, changing it slightly to adapt to a certain scenario, then perfecting the design.
>>141093482
If I've learned anything from WW1 it's that you don't fuck with Canada.
One of the conditions that Canada had agreed to for their independence was that Canada had to support England in times of war which means that even though Canada had nothing to do with the war, they still had to fight.
The soldiers who were sent to Europe were fucking pissed and took out all their resentment on their enemies.
They fought like brutal savages and committed warcrimes wherever they went. It got so bad that the Germans were instructed to execute all Canadian prisoners while sparing slodiers from the other countries.
I recommend everyone should read what kind of fucked up shit The Canadians did for a textbook example of pragmatic sadism.
>>141094264
Not the whole carrier, just the high school
>>141094316
>British people
>relevant in the XXI century
Pppppffffffttt
>>141094380
so what you're saying is "they're the best there is at what they do and what they do isn't very nice?"
>>141094402
Who's the most powerful person on a schoolship anyway?
The principal or the captain?
>>141094452
The captain, because of maritime law. The captain is god and his ship is his domain.
>>141094408
America's relevant in nothing but name.
>>141093701
No
>>141094452
The OVA implies that StuCo is the end all be all. I didn't even know there was a captain.
>>141094452
Different areas of power. Think of the principal as the ship's shipowner. The captain answers to him, and he can order teh captain what to do and where to go: yet >>141094481
![Girls_und_Panzer_-_01_-_Tankery,_Here_It_Comes!_[720p]_[0579A167].mkv_snapshot_22.25_[2016.05.02_16.48.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KAD44Qb.jpg "Girls_und_Panzer_-_01_-_Tankery,_Here_It_Comes!_[720p]_[0579A167].mkv_snapshot_22.25_[2016.05.02_16.48.05].jpg")
>>141094548
See this whole school ship thing really raises more questions than the series seems interested in answering. It feels like there's a more interesting story being told here.
Does the StuCo run the entire ship? Clearly they answer to a board of directors and that's honestly a lot more responsibility than Id trust to some high schoolers.
who runs the city aspects of the ship?
>>141094548
If there's a principal the StuCo answers to (ep. 2), it means the senior staff are adults. So, adult captain. Likely Anzu is technically also the ship's XO or something.
>>141094444
There's documentation of Canadians capturing a trench, rounding up prisoners, strapping explosives to said prisoners, sending them marching through No-mans land to the next trench and detonating the charges once the prisoners had gotten to the next German trench.
