What did /a/nons name their computers as?
>>141062294
Pig fucker.
I started naming my computers after Greek letters in my chuuni years, ended up just sticking with it.
WOAH
>>141062294
I've been naming mine 'boy' for the longest time, and now just realized that's pretty gay.
>>141062294
I named her A Dell.
Waifu.
My love
>>141062294
War Pig.
>>141062294
I just say "Girl." Although I named my car Mika, and my soon to be motorcyle Aika.
It's just called Computer.
Lain
>>141062294
A piece of crap
>>141062294
PC principal
>>141062294
Aaa
Couldn't afford the car so I asked it Alexis
I have a habit of using fictional ship names, in this case I want with 'Musashi' (After the ship in Horizon).
>>141062294
Alice.
>>141062294
>Robot
>Minibot
>Microbot
>Porn NAS
>>141062294
Forbidden.
>>141062294
souldozer
Bill Murray
>>141062294
($MY_WAIFU)'s ($COMPUTER_MODEL)
Where the computer model changes, but the waifu doesn't
Come on, I'm not some dumb nerd.
I only name my HDDs with anime girl names.
I name my computers after 2hus.
paleozoic
I named mine Wife.
Bad Aniki
>>141062294
Anime pussy
Funny story about it is that my mom went on it one time when was at work to thinking she could fix the Internet at my house and accidentally changed our home network to anime pussy. She wasn't too happy.
Sill, because it gets a lot of uses until the occasional freeze.
>>141062840
Hi sysadmin!
>>141062751
>not Mein Kompf
>>141062578
Ma Nigga
>>141062840
Whuch 2hus?
>>141062294
Cheese pizza
>>141062920
Sisyphus, because I'm continually pushing a boulder uphill only to have it fall back down again
>>141062941
Reimu, Sakuya, Remilia, Marisa, Cirno and Nue.
My first rack server is coming in next week and I'll probably name it Tewi.
mine were named "Dual Cores" and "Atoms"
1151 or 1150 or 2005?
Pc-tan~
hong kong phooey number one super guy
>>141062294
Galletana
Nano
>>141062294
PussySlayerWeebLord420
This PC
>>141063322
Iron Man.
>>141063322
Plastic Little
>>141063335
anon please it hurts
>>141063322
>I'm married in a net game but not in real life, and my virtual wife is completely fucking nuts and obsessed with me...but she's kinda hot.
Why the fuck would I give this piece of fucking garbage a name?
As a matter of fact that entire sentence is what I just christened this potato-tier shit as.
>>141063391
thanks
I've rebuilt the damn thing so many times I just named it Sisyphus.I also considered Theseus.
paleozoic
Skynet
>>141063322
>>141063391
>>141063421
>>141063452
Don't ever post again.
>>141063533
Ok anon I'm sorry. Shutting down PC now.
>>141063409
How heartless! I bet Why-the-fuck-would-I-give-this-piece-of-fucking-garbage-a-name was crying inside as you typed that ugly sentence into her.
>>141063533
>>141063533
fite
me
1000$ shitposting machine
My waifu
>>141063576
>crying inside
"I know I'm old, anon... My motherboard buzzes and pops loudly whenever I'm running... It'll probably short out soon...
But I want you to know... the time we spent together... I loved every minute of it.
...I wish I could keep going for you. I wish I could run all the new software for you. All the new games... I wish I could play 1080p videos without stuttering... but I can't.
And that's why... that's why I understand... I'll understand that when I go, you'll need to get a new computer. It's okay... The most important thing to me... is that you're happy...
And that's why I'll keep working for now... So please... just for now... be patient with me. I might get overstressed and crash a lot. I might forget what I'm doing and terminate your programs. But if you save often, it'll be okay... right? It'll be okay and you can keep letting me work for you until my last breath...
Maybe... Maybe you could even use some of my parts? I know you upgraded my video card a couple of years ago... It's probably out-of-date by now, but if you could use it in a new computer... that would make me happy... It'd be like I was still working hard for you... But if you don't... that's okay, too. I understand...
It hurts... It h-hurts, anon... no, no, I'm okay. I don't have to go. Not yet... I still have some time left. So please... use me... let me work for you... until the very last moment... my darling..."
>>141063452
Netoge?
90 degrees celsius: revenge of the cooler
>>141063615
>invested 2500$ on building computer ,
>only used it to post on 4chan.
>>141062471
Once upon a time, a long time ago, I named my two hard drives Fat Man and Little Boy. Later on Fat Man failed and I was left with Little Boy and some new hard drive. For years I had a hard drive named Little Boy, with no context, and it never really sunk in. And that's the story of how I became a pedophile.
>>141063576
It doesn't care anon. It actively hates me I believe.
>>141062294
arasu
My gaming/coding pc is named LHC and my shitty laptop is named CRT
Anybody name their HDDs anything?
Nano inspired by the cute robot in nichijou.
>>141062578
Named my phone Lain.
>>141062294
My friend finder, it's a piece of shit.
>>141063896
Why do you have so many hard drives anon?
>>141063896
Why do you have a hard drive named after your asshole.
>>141063681
Too close to home. My Asus G71 from 2009 blacked out last week. She was like a fucking tank, she had a good long run and crunched my renderings like a champ. But I knew the day would come when I had to switch to a desktop, so I backed everything up to an external. She worked so hard up to the last minute. Then she went to sleep without warning and won't wake up.
>>141063995
Hoarder; anime and manga, Obviously.
His Most Esteemed and Glorious Excellency, Praetor Raphael Maximillian Valentino, High Guardian and Protector of the IP, Ruler of the Proxies, Defender of the Smut, Liege and First Citizen of the Eternal Attic.
>>141062751
>mein comp
>>141063896
i named the volumes on my NAS after the different waifus i had growing up
>>141064072
>multiple waifus
My PC is AIBOU
My laptop is JOSHU
>>141062294
I didn't name my computer because I'm not a dweeb.
I name it after hentai heroines.
Main one is called Asagi, laptop is called Ai.
>>141064107
>I'm not a dweeb.
you're on 4chan
>>141064049
I have a single 250GB drive that I've almost filled up completely. I pray for the day I can buy an external drive. I'm envious of people like you.
>>141064086
my tastes grew as i grew up and i realized some of my waifus were just not the one you know? anyway sakura will always be in my heart even if things didnt work out since she was the original waifu
Hal 9000 because I'm very original and creative
>>141064216
Don't be too envious.
I'm pretty sure Ive only ever re-watched less than 10 series'
and I currently have around 800
"This PC"
my real name
>>141064216
>saving anything
>ever
Why would you ever have any evidence of your faggotry?
>putting your tower on the floor
>>141064291
I really just want an external drive to put all of my music and pics on so I can switch back to linux with a clean install.
>LENOVOUSER
>>141064345
why wouldn't I?
>>141064332
Why would there ever be a scenario in which another human would be near my computer?
>>141064345
It makes for a good foot rest. Maybe I should rename it to The Ottoman.
>>141064392
>putting your tower on the floor
>>141064392
I hope you have a good cooling system and enjoy dusting regularly.
>>141064392
>what is dust?
>>141064332
If you just keep everything you don't have to worry about keeping a list of what you've watched..
>>141064392
>why would putting the thing that sucks in air on the floor where dirt and dust is be bad
Gee, I don't know anon, why do you think?
>>141062578
This
Lappy is Lain
Desktop is Chisa
Phone is Arisu
"Stupid computer" is what I usually find myself calling it.
>>141064498
What if you don't have space elsewhere
> All these Lains
> No Navi
What?
Abulafia
Laptop is Abulafi-chan.
>>141064556
Put something else on the floor that isn't actively ruined by dust and dirt and replace it with your tower.
That is not a hard concept anon.
>>141064556
Clean off your fucking desk. Whatever else you have on there isn't as important as your tower. Make room. I bet you have like a half inch of caked in dust in the thing even if you cleaned it only a few months ago.
>>141063896
Mine are just denoted by the model name of the drive + the filesystem used on it/the partition of it.
>>141064556
You have space elsewhere.
>>141064580
Navi is an OS
It would be weird(er than naming it after cartoon characters)
>>141064609
If I keep it on the desk what if it falls
>>141064671
Then you deserved it.
>>141064671
Do you live on a boat or something? Do you regularly play rugby in your computer area?
>>141064671
How do you manage to put pants on in the morning while being this stupid?
>>141064620
Computers don't magically explode when there's dust inside. My temps only raised slightly and I've not cleaned it in a year. But please, keep falling for the canned air every month meme that corporations are pushing.
>>141062294
As rogue A.I from various movies, books, and games. Currently on XERXES.
>>141064781
Have you ever had a Wintermute?
>>141064767
>he doesn't have a mini air compressor.
>>141062294
Piece of shit
>>141064821
Not yet. Was going to go with Ship for my next one (From a book called Earthseed) but that is a much better name.
>>141064767
I only dust my computer every 8 months or so, that's the minimum amount of time I have to wait before I notice any benefit from doing it. Also you underestimate the damage that dust can do if you go long enough without dusting. I've seen computers that overheated just from browsing the internet due to dust buildup.
I dust my PC every week. I know it's not necessary but I spent $1500 on it, and I'm by no means a richfag, so I feel a little justified in my paranoia.
>>141064928
Unless I notice something I'll clean it. I even smoke while using it and don't notice a difference.
>naming your computer
Let me just have a hearty laugh over here.
I have named all my drives after imas girls though, and given each of them an appropriate picture.
Thoughts?
>>141065036
Fix those cable under you desk.
>>141064997
I used to do that, but after 2 years I only clean the dust filters ever 2 weeks or a month, and do a deep clean every 3 to 5 months.
>>141065036
Clean those cables, Jesus.
>>141065036
Clean up those fucking cables. Holy shit.
>>141065036
Why do you get to have two keyboards?
>>141064890
This
>>141065118
There's another computer under his desk, I assume it's for that.
Wotan, for it sees all.
>>141065118
In case he ever needs to hack a computer network, duh.
>>141062294
My old one was Baby Leno (RIP in pieces).
The new one's Hipo. Both named by my imouto.
>>141062294
Fap Machine 9000
>>141063681
This brought tears to my eyes. Only those who've experienced the lost of a PC would understand, while others cry 'faaaaaaaaaagoooottttttt'
>>141062294
Omnissiah
>>141062804
Is it bad I see emoticons (C: and D:) in the C and D drive?
>>141065160
Two, actually.
>>141064072
>>141064247
Are you perhaps that douche underage that needed much attention and supposedly declared war with /a/ a few years back? Can't remember the name though
desktop - AM
laptop - nowong
phone - reimu
>>141065036
>Those cables
This triggers my autism.
>>141065562
I feel sorry for that dusty thinkcentre.
>>141065036
>>141065730
>>141062294
Rape Machine
What did they mean by this?
>>141065832
game server down for maintenance
>>141065118
He can type twice as fast.
Alpha-Church, because I am a horrible Red vs. Blue fan.
>>141062294
Magi-04 and Magi-05
>>141063896
Melchior, Caspar, and Balthasar.
>>141066224
Too bad RvB stopped being funny after season 5.
>>141065000
>Smoking inside your house
This is literally no better than wearing shoes inside, kill yourself.
Hostname on current Gentoo install is "zembla".Pale Fire manga never ever
>>141065832
no game no life
Dave's Macbook Pro
Suicide box, cause it constantly gives up and crashes.
>>141062294
The first name was 'Ice Cold'
2 years after
'Hot Stallion'
Alita
>>141062294
Kappa
>>141062294
The Robin Williams MK1.
T_T7
>>141062294
I have a few with a theme. Mac Mini is Seasons. Windows desktop is Rain Watcher. Laptop is Lonely God. Phone is Dragon in the Pool.
I named a VPS mountain, and might go from there as far as servers go. When I get a new laptop I think I'll start a new naming scheme there too.
>>141063896
I used to give them female names. I'll probably change the naming scheme.
>home network
"New UN Spacy"
>individual computers
Earth (main PC), Eden (HTPC in living room), Zola (tablet/laptop thingy)
>drives
On Earth: SDF-1, Daedalus, and Prometheus. USB peripherals named "Space Whale", "Macross Quarter", and "Destroid".
On Eden: Battle Frontier, Battle 7, (recently renamed!) Macross Elysion
On Zola: Battle Galaxy
>>141062294
COBRA COMMAND since I was 8
I name mine after android girls. Last computer was Alpha, current one is Isla. This naming scheme only applies to the machines that were significant upgrades.
Orion, Canis Major and Canis Minor. Orion is my main PC.
>>141063896
Ornstein - 120GB SSD
Havel - 1TB HDD
Smough - 2TB HDD
Iron Golem - 3TB HDD
>name their computers as?
This is inherited stupid consolefag shit, and remnant of their need to have a brand name on their consoles, so they name their prebuilt shitboxes as well since they have no clue wtf is inside them anyway. I've been building gaming rigs for decades and never did this gay bullshit.
>>141067663
What do you use as a hostname then?
>>141067605
>3 shit bosses and once backstab pillow
Sounds fitting.
>>141067663
>what is NETBIOS
>what is network sharing
>what is a hostname
CP station
UNATCO, workgroup is MJ12.
Computer: Unit-01
These are my externals that I use. Sakurako is used to play anime downloads on my TV and isn't here right now.
I named mine SerperiorX when I was still playing Pokemon every single day
Chamber.
Sugita-bot was so fucking awesome I just had to do it when I had my shit reformatted.
>>141063103
>rack
>not naming it after useless rabbit only good for sex appeal
>>141067663
Why did you bother posting when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about?
>>141067727
>>141067771
>using any random moniker just to tell it apart on a network is the same as walking into a room and talking to it, calling it "my little war machine"
Yeeeah.. no. Stop making excuses for that faggotry.
pic related are workgroup only. Witch names are used in my domain network.
>>141068017
I expect no less amount of stupidity from a /co/mblr tard.
>>141068017
>impl I call my computer anything out loud unless I'm actually talking about.
> Calling it anything but computer, desktop, laptop, or it's model.
>>141062294
I dont name stupid shit, you retarded underage
I accidentally clicked "Delete" instead of "Rename". She hanged and my entire anime collection was gone.
>>141062294
Project-Primus, cuz it was my first build.
>>141068190
>>141068190
how fitting.
>>141062294
Nothing, since I'm against the womenification of objects.
>>141068396
Why didn't you name it Manly McMannerson.
>>141068701
Is it because your hard drive is trash and it's full of throwaway data?
>>141062294
lelouch
Raising Heart.
>not having at least 5 computers
>>141069759
>having all your computers on the same network
They might as well be the same computer kouhai.
My left ball is named The Ruby Warrior
My right ball is named The Emerald Guardian
My dick is named The Golden Emperor
My computer doesn't have a name.
>>141063681
Source on this?
I have a feeling that I read/heard the original of this somewhere
>>141063896
Is Uranus where you keep all the porn?
>>141062294
I named mine Oedipus because I know it'll cuck me sooner or later.
But I'm ready for that day, anon. I'm ready.
>>141063896
Lyn and Tiki
I name them after the Patriot AIs from MGS.
Only your computer knows all the fucked up shit you've fapped to.
You've mentally raped your computer day in and day out with all that loli smut porn and God knows what else.
Are you proud of yourself, anon?
>>141071199
I have no computer and must scream.
>>141071359
http://exhentai.org/g/550868/14a2e410ea/
Yes
>>141071359
My computer likes it
>>141071464
How can you be sure?
My computer is Orgia 3.0
My HDD's are Aigis, Labrys, and Metis.
>>141062294
Named after norse mythology.
My router is Bifrost.
Main computer is Fenrir.
My 486 is Ymir.
AMD K6-III/Voodoo machine is Aegir
2hu qt3.14s
>>141062294
localhost
I dont name my PV anythig because i dont have aspergers
>>141071723
liquid cooling leaks every time I'm on sadpanda.
>>141065036
Hello Melbourne
I need to buy new MB ...
>>141067771
>what is NETBIOS
A huge security hole, that's what.
I always make it a point to block ports 135-139 and 445 whenever I make firewall rules.
No computer so heres phone.
>>141063896
I named mine LEGACY.
I refer to it as my 'black box', seeing that it's literally pure black in color.
It contains a small portion of my previous 3tb hentai collection which crashed in my last HDD.
I just named my stuff after Monogatari characters. So my computer and attached HDs are named after best girls while my flash drives are named after the remaining exorcists.
>>141062294
Lucy.
My Password is "urm41w41f00!".I'm pretty much beyond all hope
>>141062294
>>141074317
>Samsung Galaxy s5
>Name it Supernova
>Ringtone is "Galaxy Supernova"
https://youtu.be/Z6FPJOgfCkc
>>141064345
Mine has been sitting on the floor for years.
It helps if you don't live in a shithole where dust accumulates.
>>141062758
Then why is your waifu variable?
>>141062294
Fred
My old one was Bob
>>141074761
>>141063896
Remove pluto, it doesn't fit the naming scheme
>>141062294
Asmodeus because I'm a huge perv.
>>141062294
Regret.
>Spend a fuckton of money on a gaming PC when I mainly play console and my most demanding game is XCOM 2.
>>141064928
I went years without dusting my first computer and this started happening to me. It would shutoff on it's own when temps got too high and I had no clue what was going on. At first it only did it when running games but it started doing it on it's own eventually.
>>141074851
Same here. Bought a $1000 rig for Rise of the Tom Raider.
Ended up dropping the game after 2 hours.
>>141062294
What show is that pic from?
google is giving me nothing but tumblr links
>>141074889
I think it's Infinite Stratos
>>141066289
Season 1 was good.
Season 2 was good-ish.
Season 4 was alright.
The rest blew.
>>141062294
Labrys, my favorite little toaster.
>>141065036
those cables will kill your cat or dog
I actually named mine Miku...and my phone and tablet too,dunno just seems appropriate.
00-Unit.
My computers use names of fictional countries, but hard disks are named after Tenchi Muyo! characters.
I also named all my mother's devices after Beatles members.
>>141062294
My PC got named Hugo.
By my Onee-chan. And i am not allowed to call him in another way. Or i get beaten.
>>141062294
Ark One
Ark Two
Seba, Havilah
All references to a novel I absolutely love.
>>141074168
>those full 5T drives
What do you have on your computer anon?
>>141063681
I've had my computer for 4 years now and still runs literally everything perfect
Absolution.
I did this as a kid, stealing the name from the Toonami space ship. Haven't bothered coming up with a new name, many computers later. Still a good name.
>>141075193
Porn, enough porn to last me several lifetimes.
>>141075115
>hard disks are named after Tenchi Muyo!
I like you.
>>141062294Kokkuri-san
>>141075552
>>141075565
I just hope it's not gonna blow up.
>>141062294
christmas cake.
IBN 5100
Holding all my titties and asses since 2012.
