>character screams
>camera pans up to the sky
ITT: Tropes you just can't stand
>>141033252
>the defining trait of the BBEG is his smugness
every. single. time
>anime op song
>camera pans up to the sky
>theres a bird flying
>camera pans up to the sky
>it's about to rain
>camera pans up to the sky
>>141033252
>beta harem MC
I know he's gotta be spineless or he'd just wrangle out of the contrived fanservice situations, but it just makes my blood boil at this point. For some reason they all look the same too.
>>141033252
>apparently it's totally fine for a girl to slap the shit out of a guy at the drop of a hat, but if a guy hits a girl everyone hates him
>girl tries to do lewd thing to mc
>camera pans up to sky
>someone dies
>camera pans up to the sky
>>141033637
>best girl blatantly makes a move on MC
>there's no real reason for him to reject her advances
>he screams and runs away
- You said something?
- No, nevermind.
And the fucker actually said the most important thing in the series.
>can't make production deadlines
>camera pans up to the sky
>>141033702
>two male characters are clearly gay
>like holy shit goddamn this is some straight up grade A homosexuality here
>for some reason the whole thing is subtext, nobody in-universe notices these flaming fags and if you want it can be explained away as "just bros"
is japan just afraid of gay people or something
>>141033847
>two male characters are clearly gay
>one of them turns out to be a reverse trap
>hetero shit resumes
>Shounen starts with monsters as opponents
>But in the end, all the strongest ennemies turn out to have human shape, and fuck originality.
>>141033847
Only fujoshits want actual BL stories, but that aside: having to waste time bringing up eccentricities of side characters or clarifying the nature of all relationships in a series can distract from the plot.
>>141033917
I'd like to see that in reverse. Staring villain is a bishonen, end boss is motherfucking bug Chluthu.
>>141033252
>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all.
>She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of--
>camera pans up to the sky
>>141033956
FINDS A WAY
>>141033252
>OP makes a shit thread
>faggots still post
Every time.
>>141033937
I'm not even talking about the "those two guys" trope, this shit happens with main characters.
Writing a romantic relationship and then calling it something else isn't good writing, it's just weird. If they're platonic friends don't make it feel like they're fucking offscreen, or at least have another character lampshade it ("Oh, hey, it's MC-kun's boyfriend").
>every female character introduced is immediately and inexplicably in love with the MC for no discernable reason
>>141033252
I dislike most tropes so much that I barely watch anime anymore.
>>141033956
fucking got me
>>141033710
this.
The whole plot could have been changed if he heared
>>141033956
every time
>>141033252
>MC moves his hand for any reason
>It lands on boobs and camera pans up to the sky.
The only time I ever accept this is if he did it on purpose and was trying to make it look like an accident.
>>141033956
without fail
>>141034112
God, just once I want the Mc to accidentally grope a girl and her accept that it was an accident and be chill about it.
>>141034112
A reversal would also be nice.
>Girl runs into MC
>Her hand lands on his dick>She leaves it there
>>141034211
And gives it a few stokes before suddenly saying sorry
>>141034211
>MC is totally ok with this
>>141033252
>camera pans up to the sky
>character is on a lamppost
>Guy walks in on girl by accident
>She screams and slaps him>Camera pans up to the sky
>>141033252
>enemy defeated
>people are happy and have a light hearted talk
>camera slowly pans up to the sky
>>141034252
>camera stays on him for a couple seconds
>camera pans up to the sky again but overshoots and ends up looking at someone else's feet upside down
>>141033847
Take off your yaoi shipping goggles you fucking homo.
>>141034352
I was wondering how long it'd be before somebody mentioned shipping goggles.
>thread gets made
>some cancerous newshit posts a tumblr gif
>character in an awkward situation
>*freeze frame*
>*record scratch*
"so you're probably wondering how i got here. to explain, we'll have to go back"
>*vhs rewinding*
>character masturbating
>"WOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT"
>character getting pulled out of the womb
>"haha, not that far back!"
>*vhs rewinding*
>"character in an awkward nerd phase"
>"yep, that's me"
LOOK MOM I MADE THAT THREAD AGAIN
>>141034455
youre the cancer here. blind loathing of other sites is neither cool nor useful.
>>141033252
>character trips over for no reason to show that they're vulnerable
>>141034480
Lurk for 2 years before posting.
>glugg glugg glugg
>PHHHUUAAAAA OISHI!!!
>>141034505
>character trips over and drops their stack of books
>performs a sick front flip, lands on one arm and one leg and catches the books perfectly
>>141034469
Mate that's golden when that happens.
I think ya might just have shit taste guvna.
>>141034544
Something something nips have low alcohol tolerance.
>>141033956
>>141034544
Thanks for reminding me. I fucking hate that shit. Why can't anime characters drink milk properly?
>super hot teacher can't find a date
>camera pans up to the sky
>The MC cries all the fucking time
You know the one
>>141034642
I do, and I resent this post considerably.
>>141034642
that fat faggot haruyuki
>camera pans up to the sky
>camera pans higher up to the sky
>>141034480
>literally NO U
NO U
>>141033956
That moment when you turn a meme into a meme
Kek'd
>>141034722
kill yourself
![[FFF] Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata - 00 [1A9AA2F5].mkv_snapshot_00.11_[2016.04.20_20.46.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wQfav23.jpg "[FFF] Saenai Heroine no Sodatekata - 00 [1A9AA2F5].mkv_snapshot_00.11_[2016.04.20_20.46.13].jpg")
>>141033252
>>141034733
>kill myself
>camera pans up to the sky
>animals in the anime have a "X" butthole
>>141034138
Neon Genesis Evangelion, although she's not chill so much as she's icy about it.
>>141033252
>relationship between two characters remains the same for several episodes
>suddenly one episode that provides major character development and bonding between said characters
>next episode reverts back to status quo like nothing ever happened and never develops beyond that
>>141033917
Thats because people are the real monsters
>>141034642
>The MC cries all the fucking time
>You know the one
That wasn't even what got me. It was this:
>continually repeats the same sob-story flashback to hammer it into you that THIS IS THE MC HE'S HAD A HARD LIFE YOU THE AUDIENCE MUST NOW LOVE HIM AND ROOT FOR HIS SUCCESS
>>141034905
Thats another overused trope.
>>141033847
Griffith and Guts were just water-fighting, anon.
>>141034885
Fucking Kiznaiver.
>>141034905
Holy fuck anon you are a genius
>>141034960
>have an epiphany
>camera pans up to the sky
>Character attacks
>Dust everywhere
>"well pack ur bags kids hes dead no doubt about it we just finished him to death"
>>141034568
no that's not golden that's in every shitty films from 3dpd
>MC's annoying friend who is a pervert and none of the girls like him.
Like could you please just try to hide the power fantasy even a little bit?
![[HorribleSubs] Kiznaiver - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.09_[2016.05.03_13.24.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ehFf6jd.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kiznaiver - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.09_[2016.05.03_13.24.36].jpg")
>people wearing hats other than sun hats
>>141033252
I was about to make this exact fucking post. I hate that shit. But here's another one
>guy trips and falls on girl
Makes me instantly drop shows. I don't care how many episodes in I was.
![[Commie] Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru. Zoku - My Teenage RomCom SNAFU TOO! - 04 [44971E41].mkv_snapshot_06.06_[2016.04.16_09.17.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ay9Ckij.jpg "[Commie] Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru. Zoku - My Teenage RomCom SNAFU TOO! - 04 [44971E41].mkv_snapshot_06.06_[2016.04.16_09.17.22].jpg")
>>141035213
Every time that fat fucker from Oregairu went on screen, I muted the volume and looked to the side. Why would you even write a character like this?
I even remember his fucking name somehow, Zaimokuza
>>141035101
>Zombie infestation
>characters don't double-tap
Also reminds me of:
>characters stuck in an intense fight to the death with an enemy
>they stop and engage in casual dialogue halfway through the fight
They're both such shitty and contrived ways to add tension.
>>141035303
Yeah man that guy was a retard.
He's only in like one scene in Zoku so at least we have that.
>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>unable to confess the camera pans up to the sky
>stoic assholish male MC who is either a complete loser that succeeds for no reason, or the perfect guy that succeeds for all the wrong reasons
Every other cliche is fine, it's just this one I can't bear at all. Which excludes a lot of shows, but at least I can enjoy almost any CGDCT.
>>141033956
>>141033252
>anon makes a /v/ greentext trope thread
>>141035529
>knowing things /v/ does
>doesn't know /a/ has done this forever
This is how you tell other people you're a filthy crossboarder and are trying that hard to fit in.
>>141033677
That applies to real life as well
>ahhhhhhh ham ham ham ham
>oishi desuuuuuuuuuuu
>>141034287
has this happened
>>141035653
Some comedy anime probably did it already.
>protagonist rapes someone and the show tries to play it off as though it's not a big deal, as though it's somehow okay when the protagonist is the one doing it.
Pic unrelated. Yuris are fine.
>>141035712
>implying
>>141035712
Do we have an example of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2NHwqqaGpU
>>141035771
Probably Bakemonogatari but it's hardly a trope.
HOW TO MAKE LN MC DESIGN:
>Default haircut, one pointed clumb of hair down the middle and two flanking bursts of somewhat spiky hair.
>roll dice for colour
>roll dice for level of spikiness
done.
>>141035796
>it's a "let's call out common tropes and make fun of them and proceed to play them completely straight, but it's ok because we're self-aware!" episode
Fuck this every time.
>character is surprised/horrified
>zoom on the eyes, constricted pupils, shaky eyes (like it's possible)
For some reason it's present on all edgy garbage shows that you guys enjoy
>>141035771
>Do we have an example of this?
Closest I can think of is the VN of Majikoi, but that's not anime.
>>141035901
I don't see why people get so hung up on lampshading.
>nude scene
>girl has no nipples so they can get around censorship
pic unrelated
>>141036115
>Kill la Kill
>Girl who wins the MC Bowl has literally no tits
>>141035303
Then you realize that guy was literally you.
>>141036159
Good. That's how it should be.
>MC gets into a relationship with girl A
>they become an official couple
>later on in the series girls B, C, D are gradually added into something resembling a harem
>girl A fades into the background of the story and never so much as comments on how she's been all but forgotten by her supposed boyfriend
>>141036082
>hung up
you fucker
>>141036115
Spice and Wolf is the most severe case I can think of. No attempts at convenient censorship or anything, they just straight up show Korbo is a sexless, featureless, alien creature.
I mean, I'd watch a rock if it had that much chemistry with the MC, but if it's supposed to be the cute waifu character, maybe make it a person.
>male's sole job is to for viewers to project on
>female cast's sole job is to charm the audience
>plot's sole job is to sell the females
I need feminism because this template is boring
>>141034885
>Comfy mainly SoL show
>This happens but they actually grow and develop over the 50+ episode run
I feel like I've been spoiled, there are so many things I can't enjoy anymore.
>>141036700
>I need feminism because
I know you're joking anon, but those vapid harem stories are written buy guys who'd rather fantasise than get laid thanks to feminism, so you're only shooting yourself in the foot.
>>141036700
Harem shit is pretty fucking cancerous.
>tries to break the 4th wall
>completely fails to be subtle or clever about it
Pic unrelated because it's how you break the 4th wall properly.
>displays events out of order even when there's literally no good reason for them to do so
Should be obvious what I'm referring to.
>>141036924
those are second walls
>uses Christian symbolism
>uses it downright blasphemously
I swear the Japs are trying to get everyone thinking that the church is secretly a huge BDSM club or something.
>>141037144
Whats worse is when they try to use Christian concepts.
The amount of times they talk about the "seven deadly sings" then go straight from that to heresy makes me think they have no idea what the fuck Christianity is.
This season its Kiznaiver. The Esdeath rip off describes the seven deadly sins as the basis for all the wrong in the world. Then she says they are outdated and proceeds to make a new list of the seven deadly sins. When the point of the seven deadly sins is that they are TIMELESS.
I'll take the nips stealing a cross over outright not-Christianity any day
>>141037223
>I'll take the nips stealing a cross over outright not-Christianity any day
True that. Funnily enough, Kiznaiver was annoying me so badly for other reasons that I practically forgot about that in hindsight.
>Harem anime
>Best girl always arrives half way through the season
>Never wins
;_;
>>141037223
I'd like see crosses used without other Christian connotations.
It's a symbol that seems to be ingrained into humanity.
>a camera falls in love with the sky
>it pans up
>>141037223
Acedia when?
>>141037223
>This season its Kiznaiver.
Fucking this.
"Deadly sins are outdated! There is no more Pride and Lust!
Instead there are new ones like High and Mighty and Masturbation"
![[Vivid-Watashi] Aldnoah Zero - 10 [4A8505C8].mkv_snapshot_08.10_[2014.09.08_11.05.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TEWpV2f.jpg "[Vivid-Watashi] Aldnoah Zero - 10 [4A8505C8].mkv_snapshot_08.10_[2014.09.08_11.05.04].jpg")
>>141033252
>character is cooking
>he flips a pancake by flicking the pan
>u-waah, so skilled~
>>141037715
I'm not watching it, is that seriously what they did?
>>141037889
Not him, but something pretty similar to this, yeah.
>>141037223
>When the point of the seven deadly sins is that they are TIMELESS.
Come on anon, let's not pretend the christians weren't making them up as they came along too. They aren't even in the bible
>>141037889
Yes.
>>141037919
jesus christ
>>141036115
>Dog Days
Nipples don't exist I guess
>>141037845
I've never met a person who could do that irl.
>>141037936
They are though, New Testament is canon unless you're a Jew
>>141033252
>We must preserve the balance between good and evil
>We must preserve the balance between light and darkness
>>141037936
Christianity is a tradition which can be added to,pissing of Catholics here be whatever,and really the Sins appeared in the Fourth century A.D.
>>141037942
What were the new seven sins?
>>141037715
So let me get this straight, the sins in Kizu are:
>being stupid
>being cunning
>being agressive
>being retarded
>being masoschistic
and finally
>being a good person
>>141037995
I'll go a step further
>Binary Morales exist
Shit like a league of 'Heroes' of a league of 'Villains'. I'm looking at you Boku no hero.
>>141038008
“cold tactician”, “menacing and hostile initially”, “humanistic-nosy”, “attention-seeking”, “semi-emotionless”, “rowdy obnoxious” and “immoral”
>>141037951
I-I've been doing that since I was 11, though...
it's not that hard
>>141037982
A bit different yes, I guess some of it went outdated from the final list.
>>141038023
since when is being cunning even a bad trait, it's literally just being clever
i mean i'd heard Kiznaiver was bad but i didn't know it was this level of dumb
>>141038047
uwahh so skilled
>>141038041
>opposing equal forces are bad writing
I don't follow you, anon.
This, or anything like it. I fucking hate it when there's some shitty mascot animal or familiar that just chills with the main group, looking "cute" in a setting where it shouldn't, and doesn't contribute anything to the plot. Fuck them. Fuck this dog.
>>141038023
>being agressive
I want to go to this new level of hell, guaranteed to be filled with cheerleaders
>>141038095
Taroumaru was more of a plot device desu so I don't think he was that bad.
He was supposed to run away and do stupid shit, getting into situations that the girls wouldn't have managed.
>>141038052
Yeah, the plot is dump but I doubt anyone expected something really serious and deep from it. It's just a ride with fun character's interactions.
>>141038080
Not him but that's not about forces that's about said forces are paint so clearly in white and black, good and bad.
>generic battle shounen
>MC&Co. is fighting a supernatural/alien/monster threat
>halfway through the series it's revealed that the MC was a hybrid all along
>>141037982
>They are though
There's no bit which lists 'seven deadly sins' oh wait a second are you talking about Revelation?
>>141038127
Now there's levels of hell?
Fucking Dante and his not-Christianity.
>>141038230
BnHA really isn't black and white though, there's heroic people in the VA and absolute shitbags working as pro heroes.
>>141038080
When you boil down motivations to wanting to be an ideal, then pretend the ideal is black and white. Like being a hero, that's not something you can actually get whilst your alive. That's a title you get when your dead. Kinda like being a saint. The current way that hero morality is done in Animu and Manga, being a hero is more about being popular then the actual morality behind them.
Its not that I don't like Heroes vs villains, but its when they have bankrupt ideologies and prop up a particular faction as 'good'.
>>141038401
See >>141038385. I don't deny that that doesn't happen a lot in animu, but BnHA isn't guilty. Sure, the bystanders and citizens see it as a clear-cut good v. evil, but the story puts a lot of emphasis on the fact that while most heroes are genuinely good, some of them are just horrible people.
>>141038385
>>141038385
>heroic people in the VA
What? I read through the manga recently I must have missed that. Although really the "villains" motivation in this series is actually better then the heroes. Such as the heroes just being media whores, paid consultants of the state and the quirks apparently being the cause of the downfall of an entire human civilization. Really if AfO's motivation is just destroy quirks, I'm straight rooting for the "Villains"
>>141038318
No, it's in one of Paul's letters, I think. One of somebody's letters anyway. I was brought up Christian and I'm sure the Seven Deadly Sins are in the bible.
>>141038515
Fuck, disregard, I googled it and it turns out I'm dumb.
>>141035266
>sun hats
*tilts flat brim*
>>141038401
>Like being a hero, that's not something you can actually get whilst your alive.
Current hero and future President Donald Trump proves you wrong on this.
>>141033677
Son, I've got news for you, that sadly isn't a trope.
>>141035860
That Kiznaiver kid rolled or maximum curly
>>141038095
>This, or anything like it. I fucking hate it when there's some shitty mascot animal or familiar that just chills with the main group, looking "cute" in a setting where it shouldn't, and doesn't contribute anything to the plot. Fuck them. Fuck this dog.
The worst bit is that Taroumaru was only featured at all in that adaptation because they wanted to re-write the plot to make the anime all about him: he was bitten and died off in the manga really quickly.
>>141038047
The burden of proof lies with you.
>>141035860
You realize all azns look alike by default as well? They all have the same haircolour in similair hairdo's.
>Lets play Shiritori
>>141038866
Yeah but if you look at how different the girls look it's a bit of a letdown. Like they focused on making him as blank and default as possible.
>>141038908
Rin!
>>141037951
Make sure the pan is hot enough (so the underside of the thing you're flipping is actually cooked) and non-stick, and from there it's just down to getting the technique right.
Pancakes and omelettes are both easy enough to learn to flip as long as you're cooking them at least semi-regularly.
>>141038908
Okay
>Keikaku
>>141038918
Anime's main audience is the japanese male population aged 15-30 or so. The MC has to be relatable in some way. It is the same reason Hollywood still thankfully "whitewashes" everything.
>>141038918
They did. Men aren't as flashy
>introduced to a team of main characters who we're told are intelligent, experienced, and have plenty of common sense
>they use a special system to fight crime and brag about it
>the system is broken as shit but no-one comments on that
>they head off to fight crime
>ethical dilemma ensues and someone's life is on the line
>said ethical dilemna could have been easily prevented from occurring in the first place by having any of the main characters not acting like a retard, by the MC following fucking orders, or even by simple and obvious fixes to the broken system
>character finally saves the day by chance
>"wow what a tough day, it's sure hard to fight crime when faced with such deep ethical dilemnas
>played completely straight
I hatePsycho Pass
>That character who is an insufferable little shit
>always offensive, always offended
Fuck Grimgar.
>>141034769
Underated
>>141039242
Pyscho pass is literal dogshit writing.
>>141039287
We talking about Ranta?
He's basically what it looks when the tsundere stereotype is applied to a male character.
>>141033252
Shitty villain introductions.
>new character introduced
>acts completely normal around MC
>MC leaves
>EVIL GRIN
Gee, I wonder who's the monster of the week.
>episode is almost done
>last scene is a group of people
>oc donut steel edgy designs
>they drop a cliched ominous line
>local equivalent of jews doing jewish things
>establishing the New World Order and shit
>always in dark, uncomfortable room, with nothing to drink or eat, having some unnecessarily villainous talk
>>141039351
He's just tsun though.
He doesn't care about the others at all, he's just a complete dick.
But I get what you mean, some tsunderes are as insufferable as he is.
>Girl is a literal insufferable piece of shit with no ambition, self-discipline or desirable qualities whatsoever genuinely horrible person.
>People who watch it think she's cute, quirky and relatable.
Looking at you, netoge.
>character is literally god
>she isn't real
Mana is just making me sad by now.
Here's some character traits that piss me off every single fucking time
- The unbelievably bad cook, can make a pot filled with purple poison out of potatoes and water. IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME EXACT FUCKING JOKE
- The yuri/yaoi friend shipper, always pictures fellow characters having gay sex. What part of this is supposed to be funny?
>>141039420
>insufferable piece of shit with no ambition, self-discipline or desirable qualities whatsoever genuinely horrible person
That's super relatable.
>>141033991
And this is why haremshit is, indeed, shit.
>>141034544
but it is true in reality
>>141039420
I'm not for quirky but that level of cute is enough to make up for most things.
>>141039420
>Girl is a literal insufferable piece of shit with no ambition, self-discipline or desirable qualities whatsoever genuinely horrible person.
>People who watch it think she's cute, quirky and relatable.
Yeah, that's definitely annoying. Umaru is an insufferable brat wh-
>Looking at you, netoge.
waitwhat.
>>141034642
>and suck dick to get power
>>141039454
Oh and I forgot
- Character gets drunk on something that has no fucking alcohol content. ALWAYS EXACTLY THE SAME JOKE AND NEVER MAKES ANY FUCKING SENSE
>>141039454
>, can make a pot filled with purple poison out of potatoes and water.
At least make them hallucinate, have some fun with it. Blue face and passing out is boring.
>>141039454
>The unbelievably bad cook, can make a pot filled with purple poison out of potatoes and water. IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME EXACT FUCKING JOKE
You must have loved it when they completely inverted that one in Shokugeki!
>>141034642
KUYASHI
>>141034480
Go and stay go!
>>141035771
School Days
WA2
>>141036030
Masaka!
>>141033252
People praising girls for wasting their potential by being submissive and pretending to be dumb bimbos to please men
>female MC good at academic, sport and like by everyone. People called her perfect
>but have problem people dont know about
especially in romance
>Looks like it's time for me to get serious!
>No way! He was holding back the whole time?
test
>>141033252
The Yakuza, delinquents or any other members of a criminal organization being treated as good guys who protect their neighbourhood and help kids, completely whitewashing their crimes and acting like it's no big deal.
>>141039695
>Pinzoro!
>Pinzoro!!
>Pinzoroo!!!
>Pinzorooo!!!!
>PINZOROOOOOOOOO!OOOHOODGOO!!!!
>>141040003
You failed
>>141033702
>tfw someone reminds you of highschool
>>141033847
Because it's funnier to not know if they're real gays or just weirdos. Like Mr. Smitters in the Simpsons. It was pretty funny when it was "obvious", but not confirmed. It just sucks now that they confirmed him for being a fag.
>>141040103
>gomii~
>Someone is like a second away from death in slow motion
>they look at the MC and they say something but there's no sound.
>>141038095
Are you me, anon?
>>141040188
>filename
cute.
>>141040151
>Because it's funnier to not know if they're real gays or just weirdos. Like Mr. Smitters in the Simpsons. It was pretty funny when it was "obvious", but not confirmed. It just sucks now that they confirmed him for being a fag.
The way Smithers changed in The Simpsons changed is just like the way the gay community changed in real life!
>>141033991
>b-but he's nice
>literally the only nice guy in the area
>check out this hoodlum over here
>check out this molester over there
>check out this nice guy helping an old lady over the str-oh wait he's the devil
>>141040595
Girls liking nice guys in anime is a conspiracy
they see that girls like nice guys, so they act nice, and thus they never get a gf and keep watching anime.
>>141040595
>b-but he's nice
>MC has a token male friend who's a genuinely nice and charming guy but never gets any action and is reduced to being comic relief and eventually forgotten entirely in order to provide more screen time for the growing harem
>>141040045
Nisekoi is one of the worst offenders. The head of the Chinese Triads is a nice girl that crushes on the MC and everyone loves her, even though the Chinese Triads are involved in fucking human trafficking.
>>141033252
When one character says something and the other responds by repeating it.
>Responds by repeati-
SHUT UP, FUCK!
Also when they tell and not show. Might as well be a radio show.
>>141041154
Metal Gear?
>>141033710
>DOES hear the most important thing in the series.
Wonder what that was about?
>Character does something physically impossible
Wow, people are weird huh?
>MC-kun, I love you very mu-mu-NEVERMINDFORGETITBYE
I love you very what?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There's this one particular level of density that just has me so mad. When the main character DOES suspect it wasn't an accident and the girl actually likes him back, but he's not quite sure. And five hundred accidents later he's still not quite sure. I can understand the braindead or aromantic guy who just doesn't think about it, but then there's the slice of life guy with nothing but love on his mind and he just will not come to a conclusion about it.
>>141039950
that's more a symptom of culture and not poor writing
>>141041154
That's just how elevens talk.
MC is a faggot.
>The characters go to a hot bath
>only a single wall of paper separates the girls from the boys!
>either hijinks ensue or the pervert character gets a smacking!
For the love of god, You could make a very long feature length series with nothing but hotbath scenes
>"Don't cum inside me!"
>Proceeds to wrap her legs around the guy.
>>141037144
Mythology in general gets shafted hard. It does strike me as pretty disrespectful to throw all this stuff people lived their lives by into a Final Fantasy summon menu. Active religions, dead ones, regional superstitions, doesn't matter as long as it looks cool.
But honestly, I love that.
>it's the end of the first episode or first arc of a series
>someone appears on top of a building or inside a dark room
>"it finally begins..."
>>141034885
>MC's mom is a single mother
>MC doesn't fuck her
Every time baka
>>141033252
>A male and female character bicker
>This means there's obviously sexual tension between them and they need to hook up
>>141033252
Every fucking anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibPCLMH1NM4
>>141033252
>MC gets harem because he's nice
>>141042915
>show about a group of delinquents attempting various ridiculous schemes to peep on girls in hotbaths
if it was like 7 mins per ep, id watch it
>>141040801
like any other trope
>>141044897
>that eurobeat
rock solid
>character says theyve figured something out
>doesnt explain anything
>other characters dont ask
>>141045831
Baka and test had a whole arc of that, didn't it?
>>141038079
>YAMEROOOOO
nip men screaming is so painful to listen to
>>141033252
everything from harem anime, I´m looking at you TLR shit.
>>141044897
anyone has a dl for the song?
I hate Japan's obsession with colds, coldness and the rain.
No, you don't need an umbrella.
No, being sick doesn't mean you lay in your futon all day.
No, cold/rain doesn't make you sick in the least.
>>141039420
List of things men find attractive:
>be cute
>be loyal
>be submissive
List of things women find attractive:
>no baldies, lmao
>6'2"+++ only
>8"+++ dick only
>must be my personal clown and entertain me
>must have lots of friends
>must have the perfect body
>ad nauseum
>>141051755
But anon umbrellas are important
Being sick IS an excuse to stay in your futon all day.
And cild/rain DOES make you sick.
>>141052527
no.
>>141052558
Yes.
But these tropes are what make anime anime
>>141033252
> lazy piece of shit mc shows up in episode 1
> is challenged to a competition by the best person at THING
>MC is getting their AS handed to them only to "get serious" and make a huge come back and beat them.
I can't fucking stand it.
>>141034480
N E O /v/
I get the >muh secret club
>objectivity
People like you hate fun more than those other, shittier websites
>implying it's not fun to be exclusive
>Single or dead mother
>Father disappeared years ago
>Father turns out to be an extreme important, powerful and sometimes legendary man
>Main character was never aware of this
>>141033252
>character gets angry or sad
>hair bangs suddenly are long enough to cover his eyes
>even when the character is question barely has any hair
>>141039351
>>141039287
God hes annoying
>>141044897
Fuckyeah ayumi hamasaki
>>141040045
Well there are "good" criminal organizations out there. Like only pimping women that are in the business of their own will and of age, selling only soft drugs, not doing any stealing or mugging and fighting only to protect their turf (either way who cares about other criminal's lives). Like some of them are even proud of it, they think they are the good guys and comparing to the alternative they kinda are.
Probably some yakuza are like that, given that there is something that's illegal in Japan but not really all that morally bad - gambling.
>mother is dead
>father is working overseas
or
>both parents are working overseas
and then
>hello, I'm moving in and I'm your new little sister
>>141044897
>tfw it only reminds me how much I love anime
Feels good to how shit taste.
>>141051755
>No, you don't need an umbrella.
In the season when the humidity is almost 100% it's really fucking hard to dry clothes. Like their weather forecast even says when that the weather is good for laundry. Also it can rain all the fucking time so you can only dry clothes in your room, little to no air movement means it dries even slower.
So it's just easier to use a fucking umbrella.
tl;dr
You don't know shit, f/a/ggot.
>Anime PV looks serious and shit
>Anime starts airing
>It has a shit ton of forced and unfunny comedy
>worst girl wins
>>141055211
>being a poor third world euroshit who doesn't own a drier
LMAO
M
A
O
>>141056253
Are you really so casual that you don't know that I was talking aboutJapan.
>characters dont wear pants
>pantsu up in the sky
