>THREE O'CLOCK. HEY, Yamato! Let's fight for real now! In exercises, of course. Okay?
>IT'S SIX O'CLOCK. ADMIRAL, where'll we go for dinner? Oh! Yamato? Sounds fun! Let's go!
>SEVEN O'CLOCK. YA-MA-TO, thanks for inviting us to dinner. Let's start our Yamato Hotel dinner then.
>EIGHT O'CLOCK. Yamato Hotel's dinner's great! Huh? But I'm praising you... Yamato, WHY?
>NINE O'CLOCK. Ah, so that's what it was. What're you saying, Yamato? You're a great battleship, you know. And beautiful, too.
>>141030127
>stream commentator is sleeping
>nico stream is full
Where can I go watch E-6 suffering?
>>141030127
Is iowa going to be yurifag's new target
>>141030127
Those lines are cute but overall its kind of a wasted opportunity. No reference to sinking Katori or helping NJ sink Nowaki or even Nagato's flag? Why the nonsense with Kirishima when she isn't either SD or Washington.
Not even in a mean spirited way I mean just a simple nod to those events. They just played it safe its dull.
>>141030339
YES.
No cutie kanmusu girlfriend. Ever.
I never asked for this.
;_;
This event looks like a fucking struggle. Should I just do Easy E1 - E5, Medium E-6 and Hard E-7?
>>141030410
>>141030442
Are you a newfag?
Here's a tip.
Wait several days.
Plan your fleet compo and ships you will need. Reading cleared runs in wiki can help.
While waiting, sparkle all of your ships, gather some resources. Pray to Kira-kira goddess.
Pray to RNG in morning, after lunch and before going to sleep.
>>141030532
>Pray
Wow, good strategy. This sounds totally reliable and efficient.
>>141030554
What can you expect in heavy RNG-based game?
muh skillz?
>>141030554
>This sounds totally reliable and efficient.
So did your parent's condoms, until they broke.
>>141030666
So what you're saying is that anon's strategy is shit? Got it.
>>141030693
Nah, telling you that it's RNG dependant is a useful tip, so fuck off with the condescending attitude.
I'm at least glad that it's confirmed Iowa has interactions with Kongou.
>>141030763
It's great isn't?
The japanese one has more clear engrish than the authentic burger.
>>141030806
I hope she brushes up on her engrish if she's going to voice the future USN ships. Was she really the best japanese VA they could find with decent engrish?
>>141030393
Cutest CV.
>>141030532
>after lunch and before going to sleep
>>141031119
Apparently.
https://my.mixtape.moe/bdgvmr.ogg
>>141031119
>japanese VA
>engrish
Not like they have many options. I mean they could pick nao again and I would've loved that but nooooo
>>141031267
Touyama would have been so much better, but I guess they did not want a second Kongou.
What's the point of this event?
Why do I put myself through this?At least it breaks the monotony of 3-2A grinding though
>>141031316
You just answered your own question.
>>141030127
Lewd.
>>141031413
>>141031267
There is always Miyuki Sawashiro.
>>141030127
>>141030339
>>141030353
Iowa does really like to comment on how pretty and beautiful the other ships are.
>>141031451
mr potato head pls go
>>141031480
Can she do a cutesy tough girl voice?
>>141031316
So that you can take a break and farm Iowa a year later.
Girls are for bullying, not hugging.
>>141031500
Why are Americans so gay
>>141030127
Everyone thought the yuri pairing would be Kongo and Iowa but it is Yamato and Iowa instead.
>>141031540
>>141031556
All the girls are lesbians.
>>141031119
There's always the possibility that they asked her to intentionally speak shitty English. Touyama Nao can speak it better than she does with Kongou; it's really not all that uncommon. This >>141031480 was another famous example. Whether it's because they find it funny, or because the Japanese are more used to that broken English, who can say. But if they cared about accuracy, we probably would have gotten it.
>>141031556
She mentions both.
>>141031567
This.
>>141031480
>implying small indie company could afford her
>>141031606
But they could afford Yui Horie.
>>141031606
>small
>indie
Let's beat up Bismarck, Prinz Eugen and Kashima!
>>141031540
>>141031567
the picture of iowa and atago taking a nude selfie together is oddly prophetic of her character in game.
>>141030587
>What can you expect in heavy RNG-based game?
>muh skillz?
Play with the Battlestation Pacific and see the KanColle fights in 3D. Example fight movies are in protected mode on youtube so you have to watch them there if you're wondering what they look like.
>>141031638
Isn't Colopl much bigger?
I thought Shironeko is big over there.
>>141031674
But if you beat up Kashima who is gonna man the battle stations at Lawson?
>>141030554
I like online freemium games too.
>>141031674
>tenryuushitter aka yurishitter
Is there any talk about special routings? I don't want to waste a "weak" girl on E-1, then curse RNG sending me on a shit route on a later map.
>>141031703
>the picture of iowa and atago taking a nude selfie together is oddly prophetic of her character in game.
I'd like to see more pictures though of "How It Should Have Been" like that Midway illustration.
>>141031750
But Kashima is so ugly she deserves a good beating.
>>141031750
Yes shironeko is pretty big. There's a couple of biggish mobage companies, like cygames who are making a couple of anime I think
>>141030343
I hope the Kirishima thing means we'll get Washington later.
>>141032059
>>enterprise never
Cute hungry carriers
Are all the servers full right now anons? I just registered and can't seem to get it. Yes my timezone is set to japanese.
>>141033015
>>>/jp/
We really can't help you, have a cute Houshou instead..
>>141033031
Embarassing.
>>141033031
That's a very cute Houshou.
>>141033015
Didn't they bring back the lottery?
>>141033015
servers were filled earlier in the day, their tweet said that they would have to make a new server.
>>141033015
Have fun the fucking lottery
Is there a reason why my penis shoots yogurt when I see Iowa?
This event would not have any historical routing, right?
KUMO! KUMO! MURAKUMO!
>Kashima getting BTFO
This had to be the most amusing doujin in a while.
>>141033546
Why people hate Kashima
>>141033575
Contrarians.
>>141033546
Kashima is pure!
>>141033575
Her and Bismarck remind me of girls I knew, so I hate them.
>>141033632
Dumb beta virgin cuck
>>141033632
>being this fucking pathetic
Jesus man, how fucking emasculating is it to know that girls got this fucking deep into your skin?
>>141033632
>>141033646
>girls I knew
That says it all.
>knew
>>141033575
Nobody hates Kashima
>>141033665
You're right. It takes a serious case of nobody such as>>141033632 of a nobody to hate a fictional character.
>>141033632
So are you ready to hate on anon you knew cause of
>>141033685
>>141033665
>>141033660
>>141033651
>>141033646
>>141033632
>>141033575
Remember how some people hated KanColle for "stealing" all the artists? Well you can't have popularity without infamy. Funnily enough, both sides play up the same slutty image that she hardly deserves.
What would Graf do if you hide a ring in a cup of coffee?
>inb4 she doesn't notice and chokes to death
She's not a dumb American.
Oyashio will be the new Okinami in terms of fanart.
>>141033761
Kashima is pretty much like Takao in that regard. Impossible not to sexualize.
>>141033834
I want to make Kashima wear a frilly dress.
>>141033810
She'll probably spill it out, after seeing something metallic inside her coffee.
>>141033810
>outfit has tit sockets
I hate when they do this shit
I want to scream "shut up, Kongou" every time I see her, even when she doesn't say anything.
Do they scold the artists when their new characters don't turn out to be hilariously popular as Kashima?
>>141034274
>hilariously punchable as Kashima
FTFY
>>141034274
Why would they do that? No one foresees the popularity of characters.
>>141034136
>>141034315
>literally bullied by cunts during his childhood
>still THIS fucking mad
You can't make this shit up.
Punch Laga!
>>141034453
Don't lump me in with him, I just like pouting Kongou.
>>141034474
Fair enough, light bullying is allright, just don't go full beta like that other guy.
So is this actually a non-porn thing?
Or is it just a porn thing. I don't understand it at all and only know it from porn.
>>141034522
What?
Not Yaoi.
>>141034582
He wants to know if this is a porn series or not.
>>141034522
Yes.
>>141034459
Hug Kaga*
>>141034582
I've never seen this series in anything that is not porn. The bits and pieces of a premise I've garnered from that porn makes no fucking sense.
I'm just wondering if its more than a smutty ruse.
>>141034437
She(Kaga-san) is so motherly
>>141034522
>>141034649
It's a non-porn thing. It started as a non-porn browser game.
Why is Graf so creepy?
>>141034649
It's like strike witches, but with boats. Started as a browser game, now there's manga/LNs/anime/arcade games. And a lot of fanmade porn, though fanmade non-h outnumbers it.
>>141034659
>Don't put me together with 5th Carrier Division's kids.
Wow, sure is motherly alright.
Fucking bitch.
>>141034659
>condescending as fuck
>motherly
Get your head out of your ass, retard.
>>141034779
Well, to be fair, if that's "motherly" for him, that explains many things about kagafag.
>>141034791
We all already know he's retarded, it was just a reminder.
Hi
>>141034714
>It's like strike witches, but with boats.
Sounds weird.
>>141034829
I want to touch this fluffy hair.
>>141034829
Sup fluffy hip hop. your smile makes me feel stronger.
Kai2 soon
What is your opinion on heavy cannons
>>141035427
Disgusting.
>>141035427
Thanks for the PROMOTION anon.
How's the event going, lads?
>>141035640
Statistics finals tomorrow, will get started on it after that.
>>141035640
Maybe next event.jpg
>>141035640
I never start an event on the first day.
Where are the pictures of the new ships?
So, who's your favorite girl this event?
>>141035876
They all fucking suck.
>>141035876
Pola. She looks like an autist, I want to love her and I'm hoping she's actually an autist.
Don't really like Kamikaze. I was expecting Isokaze's Saber voice for her, mainly because of that pose, and now I really can't like her.
>>141035876
Iowa? I dunno
>>141035876
They are all pretty meh
>>141035975
She looks like a cosplaying Zuihou.
>>141035827
I just want to know if there are some historical compositions, so as not to waste some girl on an early map.
>>141036097
There are no historical compositions because this event is made up.
>>141035833
Never mind, found them like I should have before posting here.
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>>141030127
>All that Yamato bullying
She's not a hotel.
>>141036111
Thanks. I'm gonna try E-1 then.
Would Takao, Mogami, Mikuma, Hiei, Shouhou-class + Naka, 5 Kagerou be strong enough? I kind of dread H node.
>>141035876
Iowa, the rest are pretty shit.
>>141035876
Kamikazes are the cutests.
>>141036363
Yes that seems fine. As long as you have FCF you shouldn't have trouble getting to the boss.
Maybe throw in a Ducky because of occasional CV Hime.
>>141035876
The one that's not going to be the next Kashima.
>>141034714
>boats
How hard?
>>141036739
Fucking like dogs.
>>141036694
So all of them?
>>141036778
Oyashio isn't going to be extremely popular, anon.
>>141036778
Well I am glad none of the new cuties will have some retard that spams every thread how much he wants to punch her then.
>>141036829
None of them are going to be the next Kashima, which proves my point.
>>141036840
He'll go back to spamming something else in a few weeks.
>>141036937
Perhaps I worded that wrong.
When I said "next Kashima" I mean as in she's gonna get a lot of fanart.
>>141035876 is who I'm betting will get that treatment.
>>141036975
I'm willing to bet 10$ that none of the girls will exceed Hatsuzuki in terms of popularity.
Iowa aside, obviously.
>>141036937
>>141036829
>>141036778
>>141036694
>>141035876
>>141037011
Iowa's sitting more than comfortably at >750 pic that's related to the Yoshinori design. It's 1/10 of Kashima total though.
>>141037011
>>141037125
Iowa got a head-start because she came out during the vita release.
>>141037125
>Kashima has around 7500 pics
I knew she was popular but I wasn't expecting her to be that popular.
I want to deprive Kongou of tea until she goes full Jack Torrance.
>>141037302
more than that. She's about 9000 odd pics. Iowa supposedly has 900+, but quite a few have to be subtracted from this. It's < 1/10 at any rate.
>>141037011
Most of Hatsuzukis "popularity" is thanks to one artist who draws her getting abused or being a huge dyke every day.
>>141037642
Yeah, she really likes the ducks.
>>141037642
That artist is pretty good though
>>141037642
>>141037689
Cute artstyle though.
>>141036263
Yamato doesn't deserve this.
You wouldn't pay a DD for sex, would you?
>>141038175
Of course not, I would do it for free though.
>>141034709
whats up with that html"ä" in Flugzeugträger?
>>141038256
Nips can't into umlauts.
>>141038175
Paying a DD for sex would mean you think so little of her.
>>141038256
Because unlike English, German is more specific about this.
ä as in 'A'
a as in ah.
>>141038256
Holy shit, that's beyond being lazy, that's downright intentional.
E-7 final stage.
>>141038398
Fun.
>>141038398
Seriously? How the fuck are we supposed to sink 6 boss level enemies in a single node?
>>141031793
No special routing, just save daihatsu carrying DDs for certain maps like E-2.
>>141038494
There will be a debuff like E-6.
Hopefully.
>>141038561
There was a debuff in E-6?
Reminder to kiss and love your krauts.
>>141038585
Buy bullying the CV hime at the mid node.
>>141038712
So I finally get to bully the bitch back. 2 years of pent up frustration is finally going to flow out.
>>141038561
The debuff would only apply to the boss, or everyone? It'd still mean sinking 6 hime (?), which a fucking lot. The boss is SS hime, so I guess you could stuff escort fleet full of ASW gear and pray to RNG.
>>141038585
>>141038817
>>141038848
What happened to the 900HP?
>>141038951
http://kanmusu.blomaga.jp/articles/59251.html
>>141038848
>BB hime debuff to Ru-class
I can go with that.
>>141038970
So unless I'm mistaken, the 900HP only decreases if you destroy a certain something?
>>141038979
Do you not see the HP bar?
>>141036263
It's not bullying, it's a compliment to how well she can cook.
>>141039056
My optimism had the better of me.
How does one softly bully Max Schultz?
>>141039102
Grab his dick.
>>141039102
By keeping her clothes when she's in the bath.
>>141039037
Welcome to Summer 15.
>there are people who actually like Iowa
How does it feel to be only a step above the fags who like Speedslut?
>>141039092
Remember.
Tanaka loves upgrading, not downgrading.
>>141039181
Shimakaze is cute.
>>141039148
How was I suppose to know summer 15 was like that? I only started playing the game last month.
>>141039241
By reading the wiki.
Where were you when kancolle died?
>>141039241
If you just started playing last month you won't even be able to reach E-6 so it shouldn't matter to you.
>>141039264
Well sorry if I didn't find it important enough for you, anon.
>>141039181
Does it matter when most are gonna fap to her doujins anyway?
Prostitution is an important part of maintaining morale in the military after all.
>>141039338
I can't take part in the event anyway since I don't have the requirements fufilled to participate.
I just wanted to know why the 900HP didn't show up that's all.
>>141039390
I find it hard to believe someone has below 75% win rate.
>>141039390
>I can't take part in the event anyway since I don't have the requirements fufilled to participate.
Yes you do. Unless you tried really hard to get your win rate down or all your slots are full.
Why makes Kashima particularly slutty compared to other girls?
>>141039415
Its the combined fleet and slot thingy that I don't meet the requirements for, anon.
>>141039520
Read the fucking wiki you fucking retard.
>>141039520
Did you even read how to make a combined fleet?
>>141039552
I honestly didn't, anon. I originally thought it was only unlockable during W5.
Either way, my resources aren't that high to begin with so that's another reason why I haven't took part.
>>141039668
Doesn't matter, at least attempting the first few maps is better than whatever you're doing in regular maps.
>>141039720
I'll give it a try when my second fleet has returned from an expedition.
FEUER! FEUER!
I want to date Ashigara.
Also any hard details on the movie/season two?
>>141040184
No, stop it.
I don't want any more heart attacks!
But the Yamato was a shitty ship that never got used.
>>141036263
But she's not bullying, she's just telling her to stop letting the hotel remarks affect her.
>>141039441
Flirty
The lewdest body
>>141040323
And at the rate the current event is going, most will not get to use Iowa either.
>>141040879
So fucking disappointing that its Kirishima.
>>141036739
>Piercings are safety pins
I'm not sure to be amused or disappointed.
>>141030393
>girlfriend.
Not wife and mother of your children.
>>141038175
I'd pay to knock up one.
>>141030127
I want to culturally enrich her.
>>141037741
>>141037758
>those designs
>good
>cute
Please no.
>>141038848
WTF.
>Hyuu got so desperate he took on his CLTs
I want to add someone to my harem who should I add?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10119092
>>141040788
Flirty?
Any examples?
>>141030393
Then why is her bosom so pitifully small?
>>141042270
Kashima isn't flirty. Heck, she isn't sexual.
>>141043500
She's made for rape.
>>141043591
How can it be rape if I'm willing?
>>141043409
I want to squeeze those melons until she cries out in pain.
>>141043648
>I'm
H-hi Kashima
>>141043648
>you will never tickle Kashima during sex
Can someone please post some thick Takao?
I just unlocked her.
はい！春風は大丈夫です！
>>141043924
Gelbooru:
>takao_(kantai_collection) curvy
>Takao
More like "The Cow", amirite?
>>141044103
Shitty banter, as expected of fatshitter aka mobileshitter.
I want to adopt Hoppou.
>>141030393
>No cutie kanmusu girlfriend. Ever.
In my dreams and my imagination, anon.
She's kind of skinny here, but it'll do.
You find Kashima passed out on your bed after a hard day.
What do you do?
>>141037642
You can add making her transgendered to the list now.
>>141044528
Inspect her Kash' box.
>>141044528
I used to think "passed out" meant the same as "passed away".
>>141044528
Check airways, breathing and circulation, after shouting for help.
Examine her body, try to investigate the cause of her loss of consciousness.
If she's not breathing, I'll perform CPR, and use my cellphone to call emergency.
In case anyone hears me shouting for assistance, I'll ask them to find a heart starter.
>>141044103
DELETE THIS
>>141044807
>frogposter
Piss off.
>>141044807
dumb frogposter
>>141044528
Cuddle her and pull up the covers to keep her warm and safe. Maybe offer her a massage or a quickie in the morning when she wakes up.
Somebody called for a 牛お?
>>141044853
>>141044854
can't stop me
>>141045030
Prinz is for licking everywhere.
