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Mind control? Seriously? They couldn't come up with anything
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Mind control? Seriously? They couldn't come up with anything better?
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>>141026200
wasn't mind control apparent since the first episode
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>>141026200
The show has been completely ridiculous shit from the first ten seconds of the first episode. Mind control is far from the biggest fuck up Haifuri has had.
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there's no other reason why a good pacifistic peaceful matriarchy would engage in armed violence
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>>141026229
Most people thought it was some sort of conspiracy while mind control was just a joke theory.
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>>141026340

rather than mind control, its more like berserk... maybe enhance victim feeling or something
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>yfw Captain Mike is promoted to Admiral Mike
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>>141026200
What would you expect of an average moeshit?

watch MANime senpai
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A conspiracy wont fit in a 13 episodes series probably while mind control magic/science can be hand wave easier.
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>>141026340
It's still probably a conspiracy using mind control.
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Wilhelmina is not cute.
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>>141027187
She's super cute.
>tfw you will never be roomies with Mii-chan.

Mashiro doesn't know how lucky she is.
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>>141026200
to be fair neither could all of /a/
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>>141026788
you know a 13 episode series is like 2 feature length films? I'm pretty sure you've got enough time for a conspiracy.
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>>141027187
>>141027435
Willie Brown sugar a best.
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>>141027435
HOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD
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The rat came in a box, remember.
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>>141026200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4
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>>141027585
Not enough cute girls doing boat thing if they went on why the conspiracy, how the rat chosen to become the vector and some might dropped it halfway since NOTHING HAPPENS. Maybe if the conspirators themselves are cute girls, which we may get in the future episodes. Here is hoping.
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>>141026200
>evil hamsters

Shyamalan-tier twist

>Idiots used to defend edgy GuP before the latest episode
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>>141027187
Warum ist Mike so Scheisse? Sie hat die ganze Furisode vernichtet.
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>>141026340
Uh, no. It was more like, "it would be cool if this were a conspiracy, but since it's anime we all know it's going to be mind control bullshit"

It's probably a conspiracy anyway, else ships that missed the rendezvous suddenly falling victim anyway doesn't make much sense
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Do girls normally need toilet paper when they pee?
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>>141027943
Unless they are gross and unhygienic. yes.
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>>141027943
Well they can't just flick the piss off the end of their vaginas.
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>>141026200

No. What do you expect from an Aniplex original just trying to leech off the runoff from GuP's post film resurgence as well as KanColle and Arpeggio. What slays me is all the prior GuP BDs are charting higher than the High School Fleet ones again on Amazon almost as if one little last fuck you towards the project. Maybe if they'd had a better production committee managing the project as opposed to one that only knows how to superficially copy or leech off of the success of other people and businesses it'd have been different but it is what it is. Another waste of talent and planning in the making by Aniplex by the looks of it.
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I tought this shit was going to be awful like kancolle, but I liked it a lot, for what it is.
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>>141026200
this is an otaku pandering anime anon. mind control in the actual show will help make people want to draw doujins later.

through dick, unity.
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>>141026693
Go express your latent homosexuality on /v/.
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Do you think we'll ever get fleet actions in this show?
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>>141028043

GuP TV BDs from 2013-2015 are charting higher than pretty much anything period right now though really it's just a solid wall of Bandai Visual stuff old and new in the upper echelons of the overall Top 100 Amazon/Stalker at the moment. Pardon the pun but abandon ship on the current season and if ever there was a sign that the anime community in Japan is trying to tell the current anime industry something with how it's flocked to this particular set of releases and re-releases over the current seasonal fodder it's screaming it loud and clear right now. Like literally the only anime series entirely within the top 100 of Amazon right now is GuP, this is what it's coming down to in Spring 2016.
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>>141026200
At least its still better than Kancolle.
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>>141028043

Obvious leeching aside at least they didn't say anything completely retarded like "we're making an anime to supersede Girls und Panzer" before it aired like with Aldnoah and Gundam this time.
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What's she doing with Zimbabwean money?
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Why is everyone writing mind control off as an inherently bad plot point?

Protip: It isn't.
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>>141027943
Are there people that don't wipe after peeing?
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>>141028999
More importantly why were they laughing at the Euro?
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>>141028999
She used to be a prostitute in Zimbabwe.
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>>141029027
Are you deaf?
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Mind control could be good if it's executed well along with suitable and well-thought setting.

Protip: This series didn't do that.
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>>141029119
Sure, I was listening to my own music while watching the episode.
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What's Anzu doing in this show?
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>>141029169
People were writing it off before it had been fleshed out.

Such as now.
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>>141029187
Literally who the fuck does this
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>>141029210
That's a splendid young adult though
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>>141029187
The joke was that she used Washi as a pronoun, which actually means Eagle.
They were laughing at her poor Japanese.
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>>141028043
Speaking of which, when are we getting the GuP movie BD release anyway?
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>>141029296
>this post
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>>141026200
My fetish
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>>141029003
It's a cheap justification for live-ammo combat without resorting to war outbreak. And to steer-off GuP's pre-established premise (war machine sport).

Still, what triggered me the most is "no aircraft" at all. What the hell? You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
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>>141027943
Plenty of water to wash themselves.
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>>141029464
>You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
Did you also complain that there were no planes in GuP?
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>>141029464
>Still, what triggered me the most is "no aircraft" at all. What the hell? You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
Especially since they stuck the main characters on a destroyer and anti-air screening for larger ships is a huge part of a destroyer's job.

>>141029582
Their instructor literally airdropped in in the first episode.
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>>141029296
http://jisho.org/search/%E5%84%82

Here's the word you're looking for.
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>>141030039
How in the fuck does that thing fly?
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>>141030058
The power of shitty CG animation.
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>>141029969
>Their instructor literally airdropped in in the first episode.
I think you're somehow missing the point by several years.
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>>141030039
That's not a plane.
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>>141029582

Did you fuckers forget that the Instructor and her tank paradropped from a plane?
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>>141030224
They were shot from a giant cannon. Likely a P1500 Monster.
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>>141030108
What was the point?
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>>141030328
It was cool?
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>>141030328
That tank wargames apparently need to have plane squadrons bombing them at all times.
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>>141030328
That they had no plane combat in a tank anime just like they are not having any plane combat in a boat anime.
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>>141026200
Like a government conspiracy involving making everyone in the world try to kill a bunch ofnewbie schoolgirls in a training mission? Yeah that'd make much more sense.
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>>141030108
No, I'm not.

In GuP, airplanes exist, and are shown to exist, and simply aren't relevant to the main story because it's a sports anime about ground battles between cute girls driving tanks.

In Haifuri, aerodynamic flight was outright never invented. The writers don't even make a half-assed attempt at creating a scenario where airplanes are a non-factor, they just went full Civilization and rushed straight to modern warships without spending a single turn on Flight.
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>>141030527
It literally doesn't matter whether or not flight was invented, since it wouldn't belong in the anime in the first place. It's an anime about ships, where girls are training to operate ships. And yet some autists complain that they need planes.

>You can't Pacific Theater without planes!
Like, what the absolute fuck? How can you make a comment like this if you have seen the anime? It's not about the Pacific Theater. It's not about war. It's a fucking ship school anime.

If you're gonna complain about the lack of planes like that, you also need to complain that the combat in Girls und Panzer do not accurately represent war.
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>>141030108
Well, you too. This >>141030382 is fine, but I hope they'll take more time to orchestrated the whole thing. Just throw some political (BS) context a little like they did in GuP. Don't just use some lazy and bizarre reason like "no one is able to mount high rotor machine on a kite" full stop.
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>>141030603
Except at one point, a plane could have been really useful finding the Harekaze

Eliminating planes just to make the search harder and ensure it always faces ships is pretty cheap

Plus, it's pretty stupid how the Harekaze has AA guns when planes never existed
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>>141030745
Presumably balloons are used for fighting in the air.
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>>141030776
>Airships vs ships

Now that would be cool to see.
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>>141029086
Her VA isnt Nao Touyama or Ayane Sakura
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>>141030695
Oh man you sure make airplanes seem simple, why don't you make one.
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>>141030805
Target acquired.
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>>141030603
>It's an anime about ships
Ships with AA guns, helipads, and historically, catapults for launching their own aircraft.

But why have an interesting episode about the Harekaze using a squall to hide from scouts, or fending off a wave of bombers from a friendly ship, when you could just alter reality to conform to your poorly-thought-out plot?

GuP worked because it kept things rooted in actual history. Haifuri picks the bits of history it likes and discards the rest.
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>>141030903
>GuP worked because it kept things rooted in actual history. Haifuri picks the bits of history it likes and discards the rest.
GuP also works because it completely discards physics.
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>>141030603
>Like, what the absolute fuck? How can you make a comment like this if you have seen the anime? It's not about the Pacific Theater. It's not about war. It's a fucking ship school anime.

Of course I can, because GuP is a sport with active regulation, carbon coating and all that shit, but in Haifuri, it's not a sport. The girls are constantly battling life/death situations. Like those sub's torps could easily split their boat in half.

There are real situations going on and not "just a sport" like GuP. And of course you can have planes to help Harekaze to take down a Musashi. Like, how do you plan to take down a Musashi with some/few boats without air support? Those 46cm guns can kill a destroyer in a single shot y know. Not to mention their extreme range.
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>>141030918
Well, yeah. But they didn't, I don't know, give all the tanks the ability to hover a foot off the ground because tanks getting stuck in mud is a historical element that wasn't convenient in their historical warfare cartoon.
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>>141031097
They just coated all of the tanks in plot armor because tanks killing the crews of other tanks was a historical element that wasn't convenient in their historical warfare cartoon.
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>>141031087
>Like, how do you plan to take down a Musashi with some/few boats without air support?

Mind control weakens your aim.
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>>141031087
>Of course I can, because GuP is a sport with active regulation, carbon coating and all that shit, but in Haifuri, it's not a sport.
This doesn't actually make Haifuri a war anime. It's still an anime about a girl school that trains in the operation of ships.
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which haifuri fucks best while mind controlled?
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Why people freaking out now about this mind control plot even if it was obvious since last episode where german girl explained situation with her ship what also fits situation presented on Mike friend ship
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So is the Musashi 100% compromised or are there pockets of normal people holding out scattered across the boat?

Probably the first one because the second would be too cool.
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>>141031174
Depends on whether it strictly increases aggression or inverts it. For all we know it'll turn Torpedo-chan into a teary-eyed waif who fires torpedoes because the enemy ships are scary.
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>>141031262
Because there was still a 2% chance that it was something else. Now there's a <0.01% chance.
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>>141031262
Because the vector for the mind control turned out to be motherfucking Hamtaro.
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>>141031279
Well, Cap'n and XO of the Spee were unaffected. Moka was also shown as the only person on the Musashi not controlled. I imagine if there were any others on the Musashi not under the influence, they would've already flocked together.
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Are these starting to get out of hand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR-QgN_hDAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATQvtvgET8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJfNa2nTxI
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>>141031315
Frankly I don't think it's gone far enough yet
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http://webmshare.com/play/oKzgn
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>>141031313
Moka is the only person on the Musashi we've seen. Maybe there's some kind of fight going on between two factions.
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If this doesn't end in a cat statue at the school and a permanent cat crewman position on every ship I'll be disappointed
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>>141030845
What do you think the wright flyer was, a fucking F-22?
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>>141031309
That's still pretty realistic.
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>>141029464
There absolutely has to be, all the shit on the Sarushima proves it.
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>>141026200
Why does this picture make me so hard?
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>>141031440
Yeah, I can't see why they'd have SeaRAM if there weren't any aircraft.
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>>141031309
No, the vector for THIS INSTANCE of it turned out to be a hamster.
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>>141031388
Not really. Looking up the wright flyer right now and it still seems pretty complicated.
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>>141031572
And its also well within the knowledge base of a world that has modern 21st century ships, cellphones, and satellite mapping.
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>>141031495
Except that Minami indicates that the hamster itself is suspicious (and not a hamster).

It's a fucking mind control hamster that got picked up from some newly-discovered-because-there-are-no-planes island that Abyss tried to sell but it ended up getting loose the ships and making a mess.
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>>141026200
Mind control is not bad. The bad part is cute hamster from a box.

Mysterious electronic wave would be much cooler
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>>141031174
Rin.
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>>141031597
Yeah, I don't know how they developed the satellite stuff. Maybe they made a really good catapult.
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>>141031730
Or a catapult that shoots catapults
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>>141031730
Rocketry is different from aviation anon. Rocketry had been more established at an earlier time than heavier-than-air vehicles. Aerodynamics is also different as hydrodynamics have given people in aerospace the needed initial insight in the first place, and that development works in lighter-than-air just as well.

Don't assume that you must have jets to develop nuclear pulse rockets.
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>>141031817
>>141031730
>>141031597
>>141031572
>>141031388
>>141030845
>>141030695
>>141030108

I can go even further and remind you all that heavier than air was just abandoned due to that safety concern thing. It's still proven as a concept in that world, just not further explored.

In addition, turbine propulsion went on just fine. The use of jet turbine in our world was just an adaptation of steam turbine as well as the nascent gas turbine for use in aerospace, that's all. The idea is sound even in 1930s for that matter, just that material science and manufacturing took a little bit to catch up with the theoretical engineering works to make things happen.
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>>141031643
There's definitely someone behind everything though and I'm bet money on it being the instructor. She's the only one who fired on the Harekaze without an explanation as she wasn't under mind control.
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>>141030058
Poorly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focke-Achgelis_Fa_223#Operational_history
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This will kill Haifuri for me if they continue with these demented hamster/rats.

Everything was fine and then they do this, Why can't they just keep it simple without bullshit happening.
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>>141027187
Wilhelmina is cute.
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>>141032707
What's the problem? It's not as if the whole thing will turn out to be an accident, there's definitely someone behind the hamsters using them to achieve their aims and it's probably the instructor.
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>>141032707
The rodent is a biological weapon. It's a substitute of a nuclear warhead.
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>>141032707

Ferrets are the enemy
remove ferret
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>>141026200
I'm still waiting for the "It was aliens all along!" plotwist.
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>>141032677
I guess it didn't fly that good.
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>>141029296

Washi is a first person pronoun that's only used by old men these days. She's talking like an old man, and it sounds weird.

Imagine if an ESL said that something is "tubular". It's a bit like that.
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>>141026200
For the final fight of the season, the boats will fuse in a robot looking like some kind of mantis, with submarimes as legs.
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>>141033935
I hope it turns out modern ships can actually transform into mechas in this setting.
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>>141034150
"Mr President, we have two options. You can invest in heavier-than-air flight, which will revolutionise transport as we know it, or you can invest in making our boats transform into giant robots, which is really fucking cool."
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>>141034202
Style over function.
Always style over function Mister A.
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>>141033401
I'll probably will sound old asking this but what in the loving fuck is ESL
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>>141027943
Not if I lick their urethras clean.
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>>141034202
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>>141034329
English as a Second Language learner/student
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>>141031309
It had to be something like that, something what could make cat related to why they are not affected.
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Imagine all the shit brewing inside her tight anal canal.
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>>141034680
No thanks
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>>141034680
>>141034848
Don't worry. Her panama canal got an expansion, courtesy of the Chinese.

http://www.industryweek.com/transportation/chinese-ship-be-first-through-expanded-panama-canal
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>>141034941
I'd like to expand her canal, if you know what I mean.
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How many shits do you have to take to spend 12.5 metres of toilet paper a day?
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>>141034680
Am I the only one who doesn't use toilet paper but washes my ass when I'm at home on the tub?

The idea of lingering shit remaining in my ass by just using a toilet paper disturbs me. And using a wet paper towel doesn't really convince me either, which I have to do if I'm outside the home.
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>>141035141
This is what everyone should be using.
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>>141035175
I think I've never even touched mine.
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>>141035141
That's why I usually only take dumps before showers.
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>>141035095
Just one. The rest of that time on the toilet is spent trying to squeeze semen out of her shit hole.
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>>141031802
Isn't that basically just Multi-stage rockets in a nutshell?
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>>141035438
Kinda, except they aren't catapults so no.
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Give me one thing she ever contribute to the crew except for complaint about her own luck or complaint about Mike and other being shit.

Seriosly with Mii added to the crew they should just demote her to toilet cleaner or something
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>>141035561
Stop bullying Shiro!
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>>141035561
Please learn English.
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>>141035698
You clearly are trying to avoid the poster's point.
Mashiro has only lamented about her poor luck, instead of coming to terms with how that she's responsible for her own misfortunes.
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>>141035561
The last few days I've been fapping to this fantasy:
>No one likes Shiro
>everyone thinks she's incompetent
>you're the only person who befriends her and encourage her
>she eventually falls for you and takes you to her home
>you then start charming her sister, maybe even drugging her to eventually become your dick slave
>at Shiro's most vulnerable state, you fuck her sister right in front of her
>every night Shiro is in her bed, clutching her plushies and trying to drown out the screams of her sister next room
>every night it's "I'M CUMMING" "WE'LL COME TOGETHER!"
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>>141035756
I don't care about his point until he can actually say it in English.
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>>141035785
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>141026200
whats the matter i thought /a/ liked trainwrecks
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>>141035785
I want to take away Shiro's toilet paper when she needs it most.
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>>141035141
Protip: if your diet is right you won't even need to wipe.
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>>141035141
>Not evolving a self-wiping anus
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>>141035803
True, yet I've said it for him.
Now, speak your word about Mashiro's total ineptitude. Frankly, I find it being the worst and the most acidic part about the dynamics at the bridge of the Harekaze, and Mashiro should be relieved as the XO as soon as possible.
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>>141035943
Which Haifuri is most likely to take a perfect, clean shit?
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>>141035943
Sorry, but I enjoy spicy food.
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>>141036040
Then contact the writers and ask them to remove her.
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>>141026200
And people said this ain't going full-on edge shit.
I'm laughing at you now.
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>>141036078
>full-on edge shit.
I know you're baiting, but refrain from being a retard please.
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>>141035943
What do you even eat?
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Stop talking about shit please.
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>>141036133
I want to watch a Haifuri shit.
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>>141035943
This is not completely true.

There are other things that affect that stuff, like your stress levels. Most of the time, I don't need to wipe. However, every time I'm stressed about something, my shit changes from large solid chunks that leave no trace of shit behind to soft shit.
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>>141035095
I measured my toilet paper: One sheet is about 14cm in length, so 12.5 m is about 90 sheets. German toilet paper.

I usually use three sheets when taking a shit, two when taking a piss. So there you have your maths to figure out.
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>>141036241
>the guy who cares enough to go and measure his own toilet paper usage is german

Sasuga
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Which girl's shit would have the dankest smell?
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>>141036241
How soft is German toilet paper?
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>>141036297
I don't think I care for anyone's, when it comes to shit, I only love loli scat.
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>>141036298
like plywood
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>>141036378
Why only loli scat?

And what about other loli waste substances?
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Yea I'm pretty bummed out that the twist ends up being probably some radioactive rat making people go crazy then at the end the cat and the rat will be friends or some shit. I'll still watch but my care for the plot is out the window.
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>>141036297
Hot, steamy torpedoes.
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>>141036437
I somehow imagine lolis to be all sweet, that negates my distaste about scat generally.

Other kind of substance is fine not only on lolis for me.
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>>141036277
>>141036241
Canuck here. I use no toilet paper when taking a shit at home, nor any while taking a piss. However, I do use about 350-500ml worth of water (12-16oz for Americans) to wash my butt.

However, my estimate is that I need 3 sheets of 10x10.5cm of paper tissues to clean up when I cum. I think I still do this about 3x a day or so.
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>>141026200
I thought she was on her period

>tfw there will be doujins about scat instead of piss and rags
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>>141027824
Does scheisse mean shit?
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>>141036523
I can't wait.
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>>141036630
Scheiß sure does mean shit.
What Scheißdreck.
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Interesting.

http://www.toilet.or.jp/iiunchi-labo/unchireport200804.html
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>>141036675
>guys only use 3.5m

That still seems a little much.
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>>141036675
So wait a sec. Male use 3.5m? I need to take a dump about twice a day, so 50x10.5cm would be sufficient for my needs. What's up with the nips using that much toilet paper? Are they using tissues to sniffle their noses every hour or something?

Christ, even calculating the worst of napkin use, being 4x-6x (23x28cm, 9" Width x 11"), I would still come nowhere close to that 3.5m figure!

God! Just what the fuck are they doing with those paper tissues?
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>>141036298
Obviously there's all kinds, but the only places where I've seen the really hard and uncomfortable stuff like pic related is in public lavatories.
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Someone need to post this to 2ch or nijiura. I can't wait to see how the elevens would response to autistic canuck and kraut accusing them of squandering paper tissues across the board.
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>>141036630
Where do you think the word "shit" came from?
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>>141036786
Mina would be horrified if someone told her to wipe using that.
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>>141036780
I know of some people who will line the toilet seat with paper before they sit down, maybe that contributes.
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In the haifuri world

Want geostationary ISTAR satellites?

I've got you senpai
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>>141036912
>>141036780
I am going to follow up. Average consumer use about 8.6 Charmin sheet dimension (8cmx10cm/4.27"x4") per trip, 57 sheets per day, which accounts for 456x10cm (20.3' x 4") a day.

Seriously, people are fucked up.
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>>141037010
Want rapid fire long range heat seeking guided missiles?

I've got you senpai
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>>141036908
On the contrary, Mina likes it rough around her butt.
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>>141037031
Want high speed internal combustion engine powered jet boats?

I've got you senpai
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>>141037094
Want a floating hub for helicopters, drones and packed with surface and air search radar?

I've got you senpai
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>>141037087
So she would prefer a hard tonguing instead of soft and gentle ass licking? Got it.
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>>141037124
Want an engine and wings with controls?

Nah fuck that way to way too hard senpai
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>>141037124
What are these ridiculous flying machines that don't have balloons or envelopes, that's scientifically implausible.
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Maybe the force of gravity is stronger in the HaiFuriverse
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>>141037124
Want a torpedo that's capable of downing something like that?

I've got you senpai
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>>141035141
I just use three seashells.
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>>141036780
From my horribly unscientific observations the Japanese grab their toilet paper by the fistfuls. Each wipe uses a whole bundle, and they don't fold and reuse.

This is supported by their highly throwaway society (every fucking thing is individually wrapped) and their cultural squeamishness with toilets (theirs even play music to hide the sound of their pissing).

/a/ - Toilet Culture
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>>141037171
That's fucking stupid the implications for the development of terrestrial life would be massive and completely ignored, so it's probably true.
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>>141037236
I don't understand why people don't fold and reuse. You have a perfectly good side of toilet paper to wipe more shit off after you fold, why waste it?
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>>141037338
>M-muh dirty fingers as the poop aura seeps through the tissues when the physical poop hasn't
I personally fold it up to 3 times and make the most of them, unless it was a particularly nasty dump where I have to drop the paper instantly.
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>>141037236
Their culture is entirely self-contradicting at times. They keep stressing on a need to save resources, yet they use paper tissue and water without a care in the fucking world!

For example, citing Water Resources in Japan cite, the Japanese use 314L of water per capita per day, as opposed to 100gal a day per capita in US (EPA) and 251L per capita per day in Canada (EC). European figure is about 280L/day.
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Fuck, we need a new episode already so we can stop talking about Haifuri shits.
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>>141037492
Because mind-controlling hamtaro is so much better
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>>141037558
It's not a hamster.
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>>141037563
>>141037558
shit sure ain't a capybara.
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>>141037492
We just need people to stop shitposting so much.
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>>141031315
I hope once we get a little farther into the show that someone will make a video of this set to the Crimson Tide theme, which is pretty fucking ace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYe4dSunbs8
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>>141037492
Haifuris shitting and pissing would have never been a thing if the show hadn't gone into it in such detail.

Mina didn't have to let us know that Japanese toilet paper was too soft for her asshole's liking.
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>>141037431
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think 100 gallons is more than 314 litres.
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>>141037694
You are not wrong, but it's outright incredulous for the Nips to come this close to USA in this sense when they've no lawn to water.
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>>141037731
>>141037694
The calculation is that about 30% of American water use goes to outdoor use (lawn) according to EPA. That's about 113L/379L for the lawn.
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>>141037431
Wouldn't be a need to stress the importance of not wasting shit when your population aren't wasting them would it?
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>>141037731
Bidets are standard in Japan. And they take showers/baths far more often than Burgers' "every 3 or so days" rule.
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>>141037236
On top of that it blocks the sewers.
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>>141038042
What the fuck? They don't shower every day?
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>>141038042
Germans have gotten down to about 121L/day per person as of 2010 while taking their showers. I guess Nipland still insists on ofuro all day every day as they give fuck all to water scarcity.
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Can't you just go to sexy onsens every day?
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>>141038107
>They don't shower every day
You don't know this?

Russians and poo in da loos are notorious for not bathing often enough either.

That said, Flips shower every day, TWICE a day at least, and three times, depending.

Flips love bathing.
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>>141038075
Not the jap paper.
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Would girl(s) would be the most satisfying to rape?
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Would their shit smell the same?
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>>141038250
The one who contributes the most to wanton waste of non-renewable obviously.
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>>141038250
Rape is wrong. (unless it's girl on girl then it's fine).
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>>141038042
>Burgers' "every 3 or so days" rule
As a burger myself, this is news to me. Everyone I know showers daily.
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>>141038296
>girl on girl then it's fine
You are as bad as >>141038273
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>>141038273
Shiro is the only correct answer.
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>>141038250
I can't say "the youngest one" since they're pretty much all the same high school age, so I have to stick with the smallest one.
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>>141038345
Women can't rape. This is enshrined in law in many jurisdictions. After all, rape requires penis in vagina. Therefore, a girl "raping" a girl is not really rape, and is therefore okay.
QED
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>>141038408
Why the smallest one?
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>>141038678
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNORAT
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I can see it now.

Mashiro's aversion to cats will be their salvation when the cats become the viral carriers and the whole crew gets taken over with only her still sane.
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Why offer little girls faustian deals when you can just mind control them into crazy murderers
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>>141038678
Yuri hamsters you say?
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>>141038546
Two reasons, you can pick whichever you want.
1. Rape as in forceful rape: the smallest is the most childlike ergo the most innocent, hence the most satisfying to corrupt.
2. Rape as in statuary rape: the smallest one probably thinks she is the least appealing sexually, and choosing her would make her happy because you think she is the sexiest for you.
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>>141038546
Because his penis won't seem quite as tiny.
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>>141038903
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Why is Shiro the cutest?
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>>141039069
Why is there so much Shiro bullying and Shiro hate? She's super cute.
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did this turn grimdark yet?
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>>141039140
They ran out of toilet paper.
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>>141039140
They've all been forced to hold in their giant shit logs, I think it's pretty grimdark.
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You will never rape Mashiro. Ever.

Why even VBSS?
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>>141039069
Cute
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>>141039393
Why is Mina so perfect?
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>>141026229
>anime
>apparent
>by virtue of anime

Some real philosophers here.
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>>141038786
got link?
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>>141027765
https://a.pomf.cat/kwyrhm.webm
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>>141039865
I got it from this person https://twitter.com/oi147
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>>141030855
>Kirov
>Slow as fuck
>Gets pelted by 20mms
>Burns up
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>>141039926
Glorious
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I want to cum on her face.

Within a monogamous and loving relationship.
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>>141038042
>>141038330
Daily showers are standard
The only ones who stretch it out are neets on 4chan
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>>141040210
Left looks like she'd be easily embarrassed over lewd things.
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