It really never changes, this endless ride.
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7CC7i6brEI
>>140997918
Someone add 'Beatrix is literally hitler' and 'Lise deserves to be put in a woodchipper' onto that pic
>>140998022
We /USN/
>>140998042
>>140998144
>implying I agree
>>140998144
He is talking about OPs pic Lise, you don't have to take it personal.
>>140998074
>Intruders
muh dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCgsSMx7Sc
![1443995355352[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RCs4L3Z.jpg "1443995355352[1].jpg")
Lise must be purged to remove Slaaneshi corruption.
>>140998228
>age of shitmar
"no"
>>140998228
Why Slaanesh? I would figure Tzeentch because Stasi plots.
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
![24eff2079e1815de91d0be171c8575be[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LnpQm46.jpg "24eff2079e1815de91d0be171c8575be[1].jpg")
>>140998259
>Not recognizing the glorious Imperium Of Man
>>140998241
>that everything
unf
![46201243425PM_hsgs6130[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7ve7cng.jpg "46201243425PM_hsgs6130[1].jpg")
>>140998192
THE BETA DON'T STAND A CHANCE!
>>140998287
>let's scrap everything about the previous setting and make a 40k clone because it's not like the original setting was actually interesting or anything xD xD
>yeah that must be why it's not selling, not because we failed to update the rules, failed to market or anything let's just make a 40k clone :DD
"No"
>>140998192
TSA is unambiguously best waifu.
Remove Lise, remove Katia, Remove Beato.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is THE soundtrack, comrades.
He`s now working on his next album about interdimensional matress travel - when he`s not busy calling out the jew.
Also, commissar Gretel and Martin were lucky to attend to the last concert of the Puhdys https://youtu.be/7FCWNS02jP4
But you can't forget the classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6ZtGpSH4g
>>140998419
>>140998431
>>140998419
You must be one of Top Guns friends, seeing that you are Mechasexual.
Even if Gretel is a secondary. She will always be the main heroine of my heart
>>140998495
I'm doing my part
>>140998561
You'll probably switch waifus in a few years. It always happens in the end.
>>140998561
With Ground Gretel, right into fucking Kashgar.
So, any group doing BDs? I can handle just throwing subs over the raw, but what will we do with additional content?
>>140998596
Do you take me by a profligate?
>>140998603
One commissar army
>>140998259
>>140998364
Nothing in that pic remotely hints at Age of Sigmarines.
Also, nice general.
>>140998561
She's the main heroine in Martin's story.
![chaos-star-horz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NeIPu4o.jpg "chaos-star-horz[1].jpg")
>>140998276
Because she's acting for personal gratification and going to insane lengths for it; she never really comes up with anything particularly complex or strategic.
I'd say Axmann would be the Tzeentch rep, given that he's always playing some angle right up to the end and has no particular emotional motives for his actions.
Beatrix is the Khornate, because HE CARES NOT FROM WHOM THE BLOOD FLOWS, SO LONG AS IT FLOWS, and Beatrix is planning to cause a LOT of battlefield casualties. And that's assuming you don't buy the interpenetration that she really does love her work.
Katia, then, is Nurgle, because PAPA NURGLE LOVES YOU.
>>140997918
Posting best girls.
>>140998761
Slaneesh is just excess though.
>Nurgle
Nurgle has nothing to do with Katia though, Nurgle is all about keeping shit the way they are and DESTINY
>>140998458
>>140998754
I know, lucky guy
>>140998761
But Katia is not a filthy landwhale (the prime target of Nurgle
>>140998781
Strike Frontier when?
>>140998820
pls no
>>140998781
Posting
>>140998820
>this kills the Sumika
erry time
Sumika a best MuvLuv.
>>140998831
He will turn her into one.
>>140998887
no
fuck off
>>140998918
No bully
>>140998894
Nurgle plsShould I fetch the moblility scooter?
>>140998942
Slut.
>>140998875
>>140998820
>>140998887
>>140998942
>>140998918
>>140998781
Posting best girls
Lise deserves to be run through a woodchipper.
Why does everyone hate Sumika
Even fucking Takeru bullies her
>>140999027
>s00mikafags are as annoying as their waifu
Poetry
>>140998996
Significant Improvement.
>>140998980
Sverige JA!
>>140998966
Sure why not?
>>140999034
They have no other way to fight against her perfection.
>>140999027
>Two Lise
I don't think the world is ready for this
>>140999128
I know I am
>mikoto
>girl
Ruined everything
EVERYTHING.
>>140999124
"No"
>>140999201
>>140999027
Lise. Stop playing with the mirror.
>>140999097
ok
>>140999075
That's probably because you nignogs hate on her universally for incomprehensible reasons
>>140999201
Godspeed anon
Two militant Sumikafags, at once. Now there is something new.
>>140999204
Have some more.
>>140999342
DFC Yoroi-kun is a gift.
>>140999027
>>140999201
how many million gallons ofsemendid she recieve and how manySTDs?
![2011-12-16_00002[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A9siTkO.jpg "2011-12-16_00002[1].jpg")
>>140999128
This is more than the world can handle. The Whore of Berlin was single-handedly responsible for driving the birth rate in East Germany all the way down to zero in the years before it fell. With an exponential increase in those effects...
>>140999342
Sumika is a good girl, she didn't deserve the twizzler treatment.
>>140998646
Nice question.
>>140999429
cut down with the salt
and more importantly, where did you get that Strangereal mod for DEFCON?
>>140999427
I always wondered
Are stds nurgle or slaaneshi territory?
>>140999244
Let her have her fun.
>>140999556
Nurgle
Slaneesh isn't about sex, it's about excess and general hedonism.
>>140999427
All of them.
>>140999563
>you're a good friend you know
>yeah you too
>I love talking to you
>;_;
>>140999524
And nobody can answer.
Did anybody ask communists or bloatgirls?
>>140999581
>Slaneesh isn't just about sex
Granted, the sex is usually gone by the time you get to the high level stuff, which involves more mutilation and narcotics.
>>140999648
We dank eldar nao?
Real men use real men's artillery.
No wonder they are losing the war with all those gay ass robots.
>>140999079
We can go further.
>>140999867
Fuck of desu
>>140999840
Real men would just fuck the BETA into submission
>>140999895
sumilka pls
>you will never be woken up by Sumika
>>140999987
Sumika did nothing wrong
She didn't deserve to be beaten like a greek housewife
>>140999994
Why even bother living?
>>140999895
No.
>>141000026
she enoyed getting raped by tentacle-kun
>>141000558
She did not.
>>141000558
If its gonna happen anyway, you might as well make the most of it.
Still posting best girls
>>141000878
>blonde and battered
It hurts.
>>141000957
Gretel/Lise buddy cop adventure when
>>141001124
Never
>not wanting Gretel and Marai buddycop commissariat adventures
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsJ4pALlbEM
>>140998864
Obligatory.Come on, did you expect something else at this point?
>>141001360
Nah man its perfect. Call it The State and the Swallow Bird. Their differences are what make the dynamic interesting.
>>141001550
>The State and the Swallow Bird
Dayyym. Andd some inspired jazz and we`re golden.
>>141001550
No not really, piss off
Besides Lise will give a shit only when her brother is involved and when Theo and Gretel are involved is because BLAM'd
>>141001662
There is no Theo, fuck Theo, Theo`s useless anyway.
>>141001751
healanon pls
Besides Theo is the lat thing Lise has
>>141001809
Don`t worry, I`ll give her aboombox.
>>140999034
>>140998996
>>140998942
>>140998887
>>140998875
>>140999123
>>140999218
>>140999352
>> he still likes this bitchy ojouhisama character instead of really devoted woman
Pleb detected.
>>141001809
I'm just lurking today, that's someone else. Also if you go back and read the story Theo has consistently been less of a shitbag than the narrator assumes he'll be.
>>141002018
>implying Sumika is not devoted
>>141002045
I know but that don't change the fact that Lise clings to her borhter as the only resort left
>>141001662
Fine, hate fun.
>>141001751
Theo is Lise's only incentive to work with the government as it is. And Gretel and Lise never trusted each other anyway as political commissar and stasi spy, so mabye less buddy cop and more double cross.
>>141002155
>borhter
*bruder
>>141002170
Good buddy stories usually include characters getting closer and bonding. Both have their loved ones taken and would complete each other. Good/bad cop dynamic alone with them should work as a swiss clock.
>>141002246
>SM BD additional materials
>literally polandball
I`d lose my shit.
>>141002331
Fund it.
>>141002170
I had fun once and it was awful
I want to take Lise on a road-trip and (non-sexually) sleep in the car together with her head on my shoulder.
>>141002246
>>141002442
Shame that we did not get any more
>>141002331
Literally zero reason to work together
>>141002514
>fall asleep with Lise
>wake up in Stasi basement
Nope
>>141002593
It`s DDR, state tells you to work with this person, you do.
A perfect setup for them.
>>141002627
Right Sadist Anon wrote something to that effect.
By the end,I felt nostalgic for balls himbeertorte.
>>141002685
Only thing I remember is Beato the Ballcrusher
>>141002644
Do you know that they are form completely different areas of work and not even in the same chain of command
So is this what the Steam version is going to look like? Have they said anything about censoring gore?
>>141002967
Oh hell no, I want my unadulterated CHOMP.
>>141002819
Let delusionalfags have their fun. God knows it's the only fun they'll ever have being delusional and all.
>>141003045
Thankshave your Vita cola ration of the weak as a reward
>>141003045
Says post-SM thread poster.
Oh the ironing.
>>140999204
>girl
CUTE girl
>>141002967
>Have they said anything about censoring gore?
The gore is uncensored. H-scenes get a patch.
>>141003279
>H-scenes get a patch
Translate into human, please.
>>141003208
>post-SM thread poster.
>Doesn't know that's a facade for having a Muv Luv general in /a/
Nah, you're the deluded one here. that fag at least hasn't said anything about SM yet, you're the one who brought it up.
>>141002685
>>141002627
http://pastebin.com/1fES3Ka7
>>141003358
H-scenes are censored on release in a VN on steam, but they inmediatly get a patch to uncensor it and gaben gives no fucks
>>141003388
These generals we have here are awfully specific, don`t you agree? Even before factoring in writefagging, which is an embodiment of delusion boogaloo.
>>140998419
I have to agree, as mai waifu died prematurely and lost to Raptor-chan because of politiks. Brrrrrrt is love. Brrrrrrt is life.
>>141003412
I doubt Steam client wouldn`t give a fuck about changed checksum though.
>>141003570
It happens with the VN's
Remove kebab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ
>>141003570
You can patch steam games with non-steam content. Unless all of those horsepussy patches for Skyrim were just a nightmare.
Though I guess Shadowmere is kind of a nightmare.
>>141003410
Kek.
>>140997918
>Ketchup in the back there
Fuck, I just noticed him.
>>141003552
Black Widow also lost because it wasn't as far along in its development cycle as the Raptor was. The Raptor had actual capable weapons bays while the Widow's were still mockups.
>>141004200
He is a snarky fellow after all ^^.
Poor Katja didn`t survive Frau Engel`s visit.
REMOVE KRAUT
To the anon who writes the Axmann story:Damn you, now I'm imagining him sitting at the table with the rest of the gang.
https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/727187286341869568
>>141004817
/tg/ muv luv quest when?
>>141001934
I'm cool with this.
>>141005896
Being the youngest, he went to get beer for everybody.
>>141003410
Remove Lise.
>>141003552
>politiks
That's a funny work for operating time and procurement/lifecycle costs, anon.
>>141006123
>>141003689
Forward, brave Serbs!
>>141006060
No, that's what the young male blonde interns are for.
>>141005937
After my finals are over, so thursday or friday at ~6 to 7 pm Central Time.
>>141004817
Though the ML YF-23 did have its custom weapons operational for the ATSF trial.
But that might have been part of the problem.
>>141006241
>Kissinger
>>141006383
>Custom weapons
That would doom any major procurement at that moment. Having to replace a large amount of stuff with non-back compatible gear is a nightmare for any organization, and doubly so for the military.
I still wonder what the fuck ever happened to their stockpiles of .30-06 and Krag .30-40
>>141006520
Yeah, and also custom magazines.
Add in the actual advantages the F-22 did have (longer operating time, cheaper to produce and operate/maintain) and... as much shit as this fandom tends to put on the U.S. for going with the 22, I don't think they made the wrong decision.
Assuming that pumping performance as far as possible is always better is how you end up with mistakes like the Type-00.
>>141006971
Logistics wins wars. People tend to forget that.
>>140999027
Thick Stasi Thighs!
![34_850528_L600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jRnu2AQ.jpg "34_850528_L600[1].jpg")
>>141003689
Remove serb!
>>141006265
Does he have one even in US?
>>141007237
>>141007253
What`s that?
Iranian biker team cosplayers?
>>141007317
Of course. It`s Axmann we`re talking about!
>>141007237
>>141007319
>>141007317
He has the perk. If he's put in a position where his former intern is inaccessible, he gets another one in 1d6-1 weeks.
If the intern is killed, replacement takes 1d4 months.
>>141007237
>>141007319
Note to self: don't trust German women with thick thighs.
Side note: avoid touching the edges of table.
>>141007317
Fifteen minutes in Greenwich Village and he has all the young blonde men he could ever ask for.
Inia, Yui and Cryska are my waifus.
>>141007237
>>141007319
Perfect
>>141007802
So what's with Cui in your picture then? Is she the Housekeeper?
>>141007905
Cui is mine
>>141007905
She likes to butt in whenever she can.
>>141007802
>Three Waifus
The only waifu you need is Raptor Chan.
>>141007898
Come at me bro.
>>141007898
>>141007476
>>141008439
>>141008439
Look how happy she is to get dicked.
>>141008623
Not as happy as getting dicked by random men or licking boots
>>141008439
Finally getting the one dick that mattered, the one she loved. So close to true happiness.
>>141008665
Well, it's a body vs heart thing, the random men do well for her body while Theo does well for heart.
>>141008920
I'm trying to find the whole scene on 2ch but I can't read moon to save my life.
By the way is this official art?
What it is written?
>>140997918
"Are you ready?"
Lise is standing by the light switch, wearing nothing but a pair of white lace thigh-highs. In the years since she first arrived on the interdimensional mattress, she's blossomed into a beautiful, confident young woman. She's even got her degree and a job with decent benefits. One of those benefits is several months of paid maternity leave. She had a doctor's appointment today to remove her intrauterine device. As you lie on the bed, gazing over at the woman standing across the room from you, you get a slight feeling like things ought to feel different now. Certainly, if thngs go the way you both want them to, life will be very different in a few months. But now, as you stare at the center of your universe, everything seems comfortable and familiar. Lise grabs a glass goblet Prosecco off the dresser, and takes a long sip, grinning mischeviously.
"Maybe this will be my last glass for a while."
"I think you can keep drinking moderately until the second trimester or something."
She rolls her eyes. "You dingus. You know what I mean."
Lise strides over to the bed, sets her glass down on the bedside table, and melts into you. You become entangled in one another, each one trying to touch every square inch of the other person's body. You find yourself distracted, of course, when you get to her chest, because while you love every part of Lise's body equally, some parts are more equal than the others. You feel a pair of small hands groping and grasping down your back, until finally a finger presses gently on your back door, stopping just short of going in. You jump a little bit, and she looks up at you, grinning mischievously. Your own fingers are by now sticky with her nectar, so you roll on your back, pick Lise up by the hips, and lower her slowly onto you. She lets out a tiny, adorable yelp as you fill her up completely, and she takes your hands for support, intertwines her fingers in your own, and starts rocking her hips on top of you.
>>141008923
Beatrix and Iris are probably so pissed off because they have neither.
>>141009059
Yep its official. Theo's birthday pic I believe. Maybe a friendly moonspeaker will drop by and let us know what it says.
>>141008602
Beatrix and Lise are just plain fun characters. That both their lives are so fucked up and full of suffering, I can't help but root for them.
>>141009405
On the top right it is Theodore Eberbach.
One the botom the first "word" is birthday.
>>141009263
Oh my...
>>141009263
You're the man Healanon
>>141009543
Mystery solved
>>141009405
Best part is is that age only ever puts the true love interest next to the protagonist in Birthday pics. >>140999446
Lise's birthday is this month too. You guys better vote for her in the FC polls.
>>141009854
So Theo was blinded by the ice queen Irisdina?
>>141009854
Do you have a link please?
>>141009854
Next month you mean, june 28
>>141009952
It'll be on the Friday stream.
>>141009983
To the fucking Kashgar, to the center of the Earth, wherever.
>>141010041
Better link us when the time comes!
>>141010053
>FC polls
t.red greed.
>>141010041
Yeah :D.
>>141010053
That's the spirit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_DdJifdnVs
>>141008228
>>141010182
>>141010508
>terrorist state
Japs never change, do they?
>>141010450
Calm down, Yuimouto stil has the finest ass east of the Urals.
>>141010508
And she is right only about the terrorist part .
>>141010182
the russians have the best national songs
>>141010508
>>141010543
Japan completely missed the point of the relation of West and East Germany
>>141010580
WRONG!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDmdfOrG3D8
>>141010575
The DDR stopped supporting the RAF after the 70's
>>141010628
THIS IS CORRECT!
>>141010660
>>141010575
State doesn`t stoop to terrorism as its main tool.
State employs terror.
A distinction japs will never understand.
>>141010613
You have a functional, modern nation with an advanced economy and military, and the commies.
What did they miss?
>>141010751
Same as you, everything actually important.
>>141010751
>Advanced economy + commies.
Best joke of the thread. (Don't say China).
>>141010628
>not posting You're a Grand Old Flag or The Battle Hymn of the Republic
go shitpost elsewhere
Bonus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GgS-SwKPxU
>>141010787
>economy is snickers
Gotta love murrican daytime.
>>141010628
>America will never fall to communist invasion
Quite accurate. You lot got infected.
>>141010851
Invasion by other name.
What`s much worse, they propagate it.
>>141009263
I want to hear them say it.
You know what I mean. The magical words. The ones no one ever gets tired of saying.
>>141010450
>>141010551
put a ring on Yui's finger
>>141010751
That unlike China and Taiwan or the Koreas. West and East Germany recognized each other (and for 11 years in the SM timeline) so the relation was much more fluid that the other cases
In TE we have a United Front in China, again, but the DDR and FRG still exists as separate entities
>>141009896
>Beato - Red Princess
>Iris - Ice Queen
>Katia - Saint Ursula
What's Lise's in-universe nickname?
>>141009263
I always thought Beatrix was the one geting compared to a demon or succubus (to contrast Irisdina's angelic imagery), not Lise.
>>141011120
Stasi mistress.
>>140998259
>applying fantasy memes to 40k
>>141011120
The Whore of Berlin
>>141011120
Whore of Berlin!
>>141011120
>economy is snickers
Best Imouto of course.
>>141011120
Best girl.
>>141011330
And so Lise was known as Snickers forever after.
>>141011120
Hure Berlin
>>141011022
The theory floating around since about two threads, is that the BRD didn't want to assume the responsibility of feeding the east German refugees and pushed the responsibility onto the East German government in Exile, thus preventing reunification and creating a nice dose of Ostalgie which preserved the DDR in Exile. Its one possible explanation for the failed reunification.
>>141011401
It is a solid theory.
>>141011379
Fitting
>>141011401
I always thought it was because the West was kind of butthurt about how the flight plan Beatrix filed with them not working out.
>>141011401General Secretary Gretel and the surviving members of the nomenklatura leading the DDR in Exile from Cuba
>>140998074
Railgun BBN's when, goddammit?
>>141005896
Art imitates life, life imitates art, what can one say?Might have one later today, since it's gonna be the one which determines whether Rato bows or not. Sadly, didn't do the many stories I wanted to in the meantime, I'm sorry.
>>141011379
>And so Lise was known as Snickers forever after.
>>141011451
Snickering Imouto then.
>>141011550
God damn, such suave motherfucker he is.
I wish there was a spinoff entirely about Axmann doing Axmann things and then relaxing withan intern.
And a boombox, of course.
>>141011525
That could play a part as well, the rebels forcing them to commit to the Oder-Neisse defence line and forcing them to evacuate their population and maybe the population of the rump Warsaw Pact as well, could have created the lack of goodwill on part of the West. The West could have also asked the rebels to carry out Beatrix's plan, which of course would have been totally unacceptable.
>>141011564
>>141011736
Smug Imouto.
![[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.27_[2016.04.21_20.21.05].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zp6hYbN.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_21.27_[2016.04.21_20.21.05].jpg")
>>141011675
I want a spin off about Captains Jurgen and Axmann trying to outsmart each other.
>>141011735
The West wouldn't be happy with all the instability caused by Suzy's group, especially if they started televising executions or the mutilated corpses of Beatrix and other DDR leadership.
Meiyaa shit.Chizurubest girl.Extrabest Muv Luv.
>>141011550
>Railgun BBN's when, goddammit?
When we get the railgun to not shred itself. Rail wear at 2+ kps is a pain.
Guys, I got it.PUNISHED STASIAn imouto denied her onii-chan
>>141011120
Despite the contrast between their appearances; the seductive stasi major and the innocent blue-eyed imouto, Lise could teach Beatrix a few things about being a semen demon.Its a travesty the stasi made her do the things she did and defiled such a sweet girl
>>141011914
Long time no see.
>>141011401
More likely is that the East German army still exists as part of the Pact forces in exile, supported by the Soviets. The Soviets after everything is over clearly want a return to the status quo with all their buffer states and are attempting to do it, though they probably will fail in the end considering that East and West german forces have fought side by side since the fall of the wall.
>>141011900
So Beatrix's corpse being dragged around and mutilated is cannon now? Theo chucking Lise into an unnamed ditch with all the other executed PoWs was maddening enough, but Beatrix not getting rest even after death is just the cherry on top of everything else.
>>141011959
I would love to see a scene like that in the VN.
>>141012114
> Theo chucking Lise into an unnamed ditch with all the other executed PoWs
WHAT THE HELL THEO!????
>>141012162
Heal-Anon must confront Theo on the fact that he is a shitty human being.
>>141012114
Justice found her, everything is as it should be.
>>141012114
Beato got the Mussolini treatment
As much as the anime tries to play up how much of a happy ending it is, I can't help but see a ton of darker themes. Theo's monologue in particular seems foreboding of the future that awaits them.
>>141012123
Choose imouto route and get all the sexy shower times you want
Schwarzesmarken Original Soundtrack #2 out now!
FLAC:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/unouhen06x8iaxt/
MP3:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/z22ezafzu133m91
>>141012264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah1zEK68HFE
>>141012264
You used a populated village for cover and it was your idea Theo what the fuck
