Peace and love for every girl.
Going to peacefully post this spider here.
>>140991237
Isn't it Tio's birthday today?
>>140991237
I wish i could wake up covered in bitches.
>>140991877
why, yes it is Tio's birthday
>>140991327
cute
>>140991934
Well happy birthday to Tio. Hope she has a great day.
>>140992001
Anon she isnt real.
>>140992047
Then how come she has a birthday?
>>140992047
Don't remind me
I need a drawfag tho draw Pump-a-Rum and Papi together fighting over a shiny crossbow.
Cerea > every other girl
You must accept this truth.
>>140992328
The girl part of Cerea is pretty good.
But I still can't get past the whole fucking a horse thing.
>>140992328
Except that the only true statement that can be made about Cerea is Shire>Cerea.
End of discussion
>>140992560
Cerea would destroy shire in battle.
>>140992650
>Cerea
>Battling.
>>140992650
On what grounds beyond just your say so.
Horsefuckers everyone
>>140992732
>better swordsman skills
>more honorary battle style
>better armour than just metal bikini
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>140992977
Cerea's a trash heap of a jobber. We know nothing about Shire but if she's above braindead then she's easily better than Cerea.
>>140993002
Something something Elder God
>>140992977
>unsupported assertion
>unsupported assertion
>unsupported assertion
Again, I ask on what grounds that cerea is better than Shire. Oh wait, there is none
Shire>Cerea end of discussion
posting best girl
monster musume
fukin suks
>>140993217
Did she get implants?
>>140993217
>posting best girl for orc rape
Fixed that for you anon.
>>140993264
no, her Breasts are swelling because somebody knocked her up.
>>140993247
no u
>>140993314
Guilty
>10 images
>2 have nothing to do with the show
>8 relevant images
Once again, this kills the /a/. At least post fucking images with your shitposts, especially in a MM thread.
>>140993148
Have you actually watched any Cerea scenes? Or even read any Cerea chapters? She's great at swordsman. ship. For example, when Kurusu was shaving Merino Cerea interrupted by shaving her completely with only 2 knives. She's honorary because she has swarn full loyalty to Kurusu and will put her life before his. We also see her amour in episode 9. She's fucking decked out. Don't act like I was making in supported claims when they are clearly true.
>>140993072
>we don't even know anything about x character yet. But I bet she is better than y character at this
Stop contradicting yourself.
>>140993371
Based Shake
I love the fish
Everyone eat a cinnamon bun today.
>>140993580
Or you know stop making generals.
>>140994190
Thanks to /v/ that will never leave.
>>140994158
That's a very nice feesh.
>>140994180
Does she smell like cinnamon?
Obey the cow, touch the cow, do it now.
>>140994584
What happen if I touch the cow?
>>140994668
>>140994668
>What would not happen if I touch the cow?
>>140994731
wtf, how?
>>140994731
>Despite the pulverized pelvis the actual cause of death was drowning
>>140992290
Seconding
>>140993580
Can we get a jojo edit of that picture?
Like pic related?
It's Tio's birthday today. Let's show our appreciation by posting her.
How old is she now?
>>140995321
So innocent
>>140994796
>>140995395
>>140995321
>>140995321
Lets see. Assuming 18yrs old to travel to human cities. Then 2-4 training as as paramilitary? Anyone with military experience feel free to counter. Then at least 1 year on duty.
So 21-23 yrs old + or - original series debut date.
Further calculation i did not include was how many years ago Monster girls were publicly shown in universe.
Anyway, she is in her prime.
I gotANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
This is arguably the most autistic thing I have done with monsume, but I am so proud of it.I work in a factory where my mind can wander easily without affecting my work. So the other day, I spent all morning and most afternoon re-writing the jungle book in my head, but with Monmusu characters.
Like, I got a lot of the song lyrics done, the choreography, a plot line of Darling in the jungle.
Baghera is Lala, guiding him through the jungle, being mostly apathetic towards his choices.
Wolf family is Polt and other background characters are the cubs.
Kaa is played by Miia.
King Louis was "Queen" Meru, and instead of a temple it was a cave with under-water ruins. Fish kidnap Darling instead of monkeys.
Baloo was played by Papi and Suu, Papi singing, Suu doing all the physical gags.
Colonel Haiti was Cerea, her army being all centaurs.
MON was the vulture Babrshop QuartetVery happy with that one
Rachnere was Shere Khan.
Fuck me, I got a lot of parody lyrics done.The Bird NecessitiesTrust in Me, my Darling.I didn't do Colonel Haiti's March for Cerea, not enough to work with. though it is my fav JB song.Oh Be Doo, I Wanna Love and Kill YouThat's What MON is For
>>140996168
Wherever I wander
Wherever I fly
I never remember
So why should I cry?
The kids are playing all around, so I keep my feet firmly on the ground
When you look at me
Tell me what you see
Do like my wings or would you rather me be, like my friend, oh so slimey?
Oh yes the bird necesseties make Papi wa Happy.
------
Trust in me
My Darling~
Just relax
And let me lead.
Trust in me
Just in me
Give me warmth
And take me heat.
>>140996168
Now I'm the Queen of the undersea,
The mermaid Coup de grâce
I'm the one Anderson's writing about,
Fish scales, seashell bra!
I wanna be happy Darling
Let me say this right
Only in the shadow's can,
You see a candle light!
Oh ooh be doo
I wanna love and kill you.
Marry you,
Then carry you,
And lose!
You see it's true
That I see it fa-a-ate
To feel real glad,
One must feel sad
And mourn you!
>>140996168
We are MON
We are MON
We are MON for when things go wro~ong!
When you are scared?
Who is prepared?
To save your life?
From your nightmares?
And when you're sleeping in your bed,
Who'll be waiting by the door?
That's what MON is for!
And when you're lost,
In dire need
Who'll save your life,
At lightning speed?
If it is demon girl or a giantess
We've never had a client that we couldn't protect.
So, you see
When you're in need
We're MON indeed,
And MON indeed.
We'll protect from a monster girl, or even tons of Orcs~
>Rachnere
That's what MO~N is fooor~.
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
p-pls stop ;~;
i cringed so hard my face muscles hurt
oh fucking god I did not know a man could feel this much cringe
>>140996168
N°1 fan?
>>140996168
Oh wow, this is gold, this needs to be shared with other anons. This is what concentrated autism looks like.
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
I don't even know where to start
>>140996168
>I am so proud of it
As you should be, /a/non!
I've personally done worse...
I'm loving this autism.
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
Ok, ill give props for creativity, and follow through.
I, personally, have been replacing female characters in audio books I listen to with Girls from Monmusu. So just a little 'autism' on my part too. Currently on all the original Ian Fleming James Bond books.
>>140996344
>;~;
>no punctuation
>no capitalization
Your posting makes me cringe, faggot. Learn to type.
>>140996523
This guy gets it
>>140996562
You must be s peacial kind of retarded if you think that I'll give flying hoot about punctuation in this shithole
ill; Typ, lyk dis and.U can suk on my dik
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
too much
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
Well
That exists
I am restoring my health with these threads. Ive been laughing daily, heh.
>>140996344
Wait till you hear it sung
>>140996168
>Fish kidnap Darling instead of monkeys
I am so ready for this...
>>140997147
You didn't
Shut up, Anonymous. This isn't funny anymore
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
I... Uh...
Uh?
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
>>140996168
Do you happen to live in the east of holland?
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
>>140997147
>>140997407
>>140996301
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JhaHtDZpSf
Just a short piece.
Did not plan out the harmonies at all, and so I fucked everything that isn't the bass.
>>140997661
Nope.
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
oh god
This is actually happening.
Im dying.
>>140997783
Oh my fucking god, you weren't joking
>>140997783
I dunno what to say
>Implying mixing things with the jungle book doesn't make them better.
>Especially the "Be like you" song.
>>140997836
Well then there are two of you. Amazing.
I know a guy, works in a factory, browses /a/, spends as much time as any of us enjoying shows like this one, and spends more time than most of us inserting these anime characters into Disney/Pixar shows.
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
I cant
![[HorribleSubs] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.24_[2016.04.17_00.01.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BpFtBC8.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.24_[2016.04.17_00.01.44].jpg")
>>140997783
Where the fuck are we going right now?
What the fuck is going on right now?
>>140997783
what
>>140997783
EVERY DAY WE STRAY FURTHER FROM GOD
>>140997783
jesus christ man
>>140997783
All of it, please, for the love of god, cover all of it.
>>140997783
>>140997783
god is dead
we killed him
>this thread
>>140997783
I haver no appropriate response
The best thread on /a/ right now.
Im actually speechless. What does a man do? What does a man do when he is faced with this?
![[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.38_[2016.04.22_14.25.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aepTWVl.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.38_[2016.04.22_14.25.16].jpg")
We've reach a
We hit a new
I don't even know what we just hit. But we've hit something
Mother fuckers better screencap this shit!
>>140998202
>I don't even know what we just hit. But we've hit something
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
>>140997783
Oh.
>>140997911
Gotta admit, i was NOT expecting that.
Is it over yet?
>>140991237
Horselovers are literally the worst, i wish you all die some day
>>140998347
No, I'm pretty sure we've found a new worst today.
Well at least now we have an official anthem for these threads
>>140998394
>Doppel stole Monaco's shades
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
Why anon, why must you do this? I thought the Waifu wars were the worst of these threads, but now that i've seen this, i'd much rather have an anon baiting on how Cerea is the best girl then this shit!
>>140998347
Kill yourself snake/Spiderfag.
>>140997783
>>140996301
>>140996259
>>140996217
>>140996168
>>140998514
>then
Well, the Jungle Book guy DID post after the Cereabait, so you got your wish? :^)Learn the difference between "then" and "than", please.
>>140998611
I could not find a more appropriate image, ya autistic twat
>>140998394
>>140998448
Oh shit, nice catch. Darn that Doppel.
>>140998658
Continue wallowing in your ignorance, "than".
>>140998658
>autistic
>family guy reaction pic
Oh the irony
Guys please dont be so harsh to him. He just shared a creative thing.
>>140998711
this is 4chan, you're not expected to keep up a meticulous vocabulary here. We're not writing a dissertation here
>>140998732
what part of "I could not find a more appropriate image" do you not get
Heck, I'm not even the anon who made the grammatical mistake in the first place
>>140997783
mfw.
But hell man. You went for it, which is more than most people here.
>>140998658
>>140996344
Just fuck off and kill yourself already.
We're all a loving family.
>>140998807
>knowing that "than" and "then" should be used for entirely different things is a meticulous vocabulary
I mean, you're probably baiting, but this is stuff that is taught to the preferred average female target of /a/'s denizens.
>>140998807
>this is 4chan
This is /a/, writing like a retard gets you shat on. Fuck off if you don't like it.
>>140998807
>Implying having poor grammar and spelling hasn't gotten you called out and shit on since the beginning of the site.
Are you guys done now?
Moving on!
>>140999235
>MOOOOving on
>>140999235
The other songs are being recorded as we speak.
Birthday sexy times.
>>140999292
On a scale from 1 2 10, why is mouse hat the worst hat?
>>140999397
CARLOS!
>>140999406
lacks expression.
>>140999406
Because it's bitng into daughteru's head.
Can't you see she's clearly in pain?
>Wake up
>See this
>What do
Threadly reminder:
Horsepussy is heresy dont be a faggot son
>>140999557
Kick the furry out of my house.
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
>>140997783
oooooh baby
Draco
>>140999557
Grab some matches and burn the furry.
>>140992552
agreed
>>140993002
>Doppel is the superior girl
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench!
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?
>>140999582
You're not my real dad. You can't tell me what to do.
>>140999557
Fug it
>>140999355
>>140999623
PUFFY
>>140997783
Hey guys what's going on in this th-
Stay-Puft Cinnamon Marshmallow Woman
PAPI!
>>140999984
post smugs
>>140999984
You SLUT! I thought you learned your lesson the last time!
>>140999744
Ok anons, darker bc aroused (more blood rushing to area), or fine layer of blonde pubic hair?
Where's that "Papi fans in an eggshell" poster
>>141000108
Hopefully dead
>>140999582
>>140999709
>You're not my real dad
>>140997981
>>140998043
>>140998334
>>140998810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15auv9mU4wM
Jungle Book anon here.
Full version done, suddenly reminded why I never sing tenor.
Am I free to die now?
>>141000077
>Ok anons, darker bc aroused (more blood rushing to area
well, thats how I drew it?
You knock over this spiders coffee. She gets angry. What do?I'd hug he shit out of here
>>141000193
>Can I die now
Not till we start getting webms with sound
>>141000187
Should have straightened out his jaw. 8/10 though.
>>141000193
Is this hell?
>>141000244
Whoops forgot the image
>>141000244
>What do?
Give her a kiss
>>141000244
Crush her with a magazine
>>141000244
threaten her with a can of Raid
>>141000244
Redirect her anger to the other spider >>141000298 in the coffee house.
>>141000296
>>141000298
Which spooder would win a sewing competition?
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
>>140997783
>>141000193
>Babershop quartet MON
>Mero singing under sea with fish playing trumpets
>Rach being spooked by fire
>Papi scratching her ass against a tree
DRAW THIS
A BEST
>>141000535
Probably Rachnera. But it's hard to say because Tara can produce web, but it's only used for decoration. But because Tara isn't canon we can't say what her thread is like. I really like her and wish she was in the manga.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.53_[2016.04.09_21.12.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pVhAiLH.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.53_[2016.04.09_21.12.18].jpg")
>>141000193
>Tio's birthday
>nah, let's just post the same old other waifus
>>141000414
>>141000471
No need to be so mean, it's just a spider. A very beautiful spider.
>>141000593
> ywn help your spooder waifu shedding
Why live?
>>141000535
Rachnee. Tarantulas don't build any sort of intricate webs so theoretically I think a tarantula-based arachnera probably wouldn't be able to make much beyond sloppy silk blankets.
>>140997783
Thank fuck these threads still exist
>>141000193
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>>141000624
It's because Tio is the worst monmusu. Even monoeye is better than her.
>>141000782
This, her proportions are whack, and that horn doesn't look good in any way whatsoever.
>>141000782
>monoeye
>better than anyone
I can't even remember her name
>>141000782
Hey now, we all know that Miia and Mero are worst girls. Tio is definitely down there though.
Why is Mama Miia the best mama?
Today is still Tio's birthday (#ティオ生誕ç¥)
and May 4th is Kii's birthady (#ã‚ー生誕ç¥)
Have you seen her face?
She's got a face that could stop a clock
And with her face I surely won't stop
To look her in the eye
>>141000988
May the Fourth be with Kii on that day.
>>141000994
>two eyebrows
>>141000988
May is a good month
>>141000193
>>141000906
>not listing Cerea
>>141000906
> Miia and Mero are worst girls
>Mero
>>141000994
Monoeye has the best eye
>>141000988
My waifus birthday is on the 4th
>>141000734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAE1FE_ZRnU
>>140999557
Tell her that I'm happily married and ask her to go back to TTF
If i used my urine to feed Kii, would she like it?
>>141000782
>>141000855
Somebodies need a hug.
>>141001084
She looks good with green
>>141000988
Don't fuck with the Jedi forest.Do the Jedi forest.
>>140998448
>>140998668
>>141000734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9RfhKM5sCA
>>141001192
Doppel confirm for waifu bullying
>>141000960
Because you've got shit taste. Miia and her Mom are garbage.
Cerea's Mom >>> Papi's Mom >> shit > Miia's Mom = Cuckfish Mom
>>141001125
if you make her drink straight from the tap, why not?
>>141001227
But, Cerea's mom is unfaithful! She had sex with a horse before HER OWN HUSBAND!
>>140999947
Reminder that her right hip is almost 3' off the bed surface.
>>141000960
>Draw Miia with bigger boobs
>Call it a mom
SASUGA CRABMAN
>>141001227
Cereafags ruins everything
>>141000244
Rachne wouldn't have much problem, maybe only a bondage punishment for that if you piss her too much
The problem is Smith
>>141001062
That's because Cerea is best girl. Much better than the others I listed.
>>141000906
World's shittiest taste right there
>>141000193
>>141001281
>citation needed
Papi waHEALTHY
>>141001338
I'm sorry, IT WAS A CENTAUR WITH A HORSE COCK!
>>141001305
If Rachnera gave me bondage punishments I'd piss her off at every chance I get.
>>140996168
>>140996217
>>140996259
>>140996301
>>141001371
obesity isn't healthy anon.
>>141001371
That's not healthy Anon, and you're retarded.
>>141001371
PIEPA WA HERPYA!
>>141001392
>citation needed
She's got the tightest one in the herd on account of her official husband batting zero.
>>141001306
She's shit though
>>141001212
nah, mostly Manako
>>141001392
You still need to post Crabman's drawing of Cerea's mom mounted by a centaur. You must have one, given your certainty that that's happened.
>>141001432
>>141001440
> hurr durr cerefags,miiafags,rachfags posting waifu is okay
> healthyposting is not
>>141000782
she's not bad
she's good, but she's too vanilla
I feel more attracted to Smith than Tio
>>141001212
Imagine if, instead of turning into a gibbering mess when she split her face, the orc had dropped trou and run after her with renewed enthusiasm. Would she wet herself with terror?
>>141001590
Because that is not healthy you retard. If you would admit that it's obese then it's okay.
POST YOUR BEST SPOODER
>>141001590
As a biped, you lose the right to call yourself "healthy" when your girth is greater than your height.
>>141001562
Straight from the FUCKING WIKI!
"Centorea's mother tricked her husband and mated with a Centaur instead of the human husband"
>>141001705
>>141001705
Pick your Spooder
>>141001705
p-pls dont hurt us
>>141001705
Best spiders are dead spiders.
Best girl
>>141001715
By your logic this Miia is healthy
>>141001725
Picture=1000 words. Crabman art or go back to choking on Black Beauty.
>>141001705
The whole bunch.
>bondage
>cuteness
>aryan
>fuzzy
The perfect harem team
>>141001705
>>141001705
>>141001810
>>141001821
>legless=biped
I see, the lack of oxygen has damaged your brain irreversibly. I'm so sorry for you. I'll have Ms Smith send Rachnee over to you immediately, followed shortly after by Lala. :^)
>>141001848
Sauce?
>spiderfags shitposting again
Fucking cancer
>>141001848
I will never understand why Hollywood bothers with CG make-belief when they could model creatures after IRL shit like this.
>>141001705 >>141001735 >>141001779 >>141001782 >>141001792 >>141001844 >>141001848 >>141001862
Once again, the swarm blindly obeys requests for image dump. This is exactly the thing people have been using to draw hate on Rachnee.
>>141001954
What's wrong with it? We arnt directing hate at anyone.
>>141001954
I enjoy your butthurt.
>>141001705
There is no one best spider
>>141001862
what a dickhead
>>141001954
>>141001989
Ad me frater veni!
>>141001705
