New Hesokuri Wars update is out. Pray to the gatcha gods and maybe you'll get them all.
I love this new update
Supernatural Jyushimatsu is best Jyushimatsu.
>>140990542
Well, that's horrifying.
![ChdMV2cW4AAdoXP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aXYZfwQ.jpg "ChdMV2cW4AAdoXP[1].jpg")
>>140990542
Totty's got a mecha.
>>140990722
I wasn't remotely expecting that, it looks pretty swell.
Is there any way to get diamonds besides buying them.
>>140990542
I-is that ichimatsu in the bottom right corner?
>>140990542
That is straight up nightmare fuel.
I like the one thats taking a shit though.
>>140991254
How does one get them all so easily? Can you buy them?
I don't even know what his attack is supposed to be.
>>140991699
Painfulness
>>140991128
When you complete ten stages, you get 10 diamonds (like stage 1-10, 10-20, 20-30 etc.) otherwise no. Unless the game gives them out ocationally.
>tfw the most useless character looks the most badass
why is this game so cruel
>>140990394
I didn't pray and got a 3 star.
>>140990542
>>140990722
>>140991699
>>140991897
Holy shit. Holy crap that's great. And you get like 2000 coins by clearing a stage. How long does this update last?
>>140990722
Damn, that's awesome
>>140991897
Fuck, first Nagomi and now this
Ichi's is stale.
What is Choro supposed to be attacking with?
>>140993598
the pleasure of
>still haven't got all the rpgmatsus after 2 weeks of trying
GB is willing to translate the entire fanbook for $1 per page, so $112 total and she will make a gofundme page for it as soon as her copy ships.http://gb-asks.tumblr.com/post/143685723922/speaking-of-translating-the-official-fanbook-of
>>140993819
That's crazy cheap. I weep thinking about official artbooks I've had translated on commission before, running about $30 a page (more if there was a lot of complex kanji).
I already contributed to the last one but I will probably do it again since I'm capable.
>>140993773
You are clearly not trying hard enough. Tell yourself you are going to get them and go get them.
>>140993819
GB is a fucking gift. Greed does not corrupt her. She even took the othergofundmedown because she was asked and just recently put it back up again. She deserves as much fucking cash for all her work as she can get.
>>140993819
GB is so based. Will donate as soon as she sets the page up.
>>140993598
Mochi, I think.
>>140993819
Ok, I time to donate again.
Based GB.
>>140994156
*it's
>>140993598
Giant chimaki.
How do I defeat level 100 without gold matsus?
Three pulls, three rares I already had
What a great day
Been seeing this going around twitter lately, I guess it's from the fanbook?
Apparently Oso knew that it was Ichi when he dressed up as Kara in ep 16.
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-05-02-18h40m37s10.png](https://i.imgur.com/2ZD21hM.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san2016-05-02-18h40m37s10.png")
>>140995206
If that's so then this is where he realised it. And then when Ichi asked him "Did you need something, my brother?" there was a pause, after which he decided to go with it.
>>140994966
I feel your pain, anon. Whoever designed the gacha is a sadist.
>>140995206
Wrong.http://gb-asks.tumblr.com/post/143732807847/sorry-to-bother-you-w-this-fanbook-before-you
I WANT A NEW EPISODE!
>>140996263
What are you talking about? Todays episode was great.
>>140995758
Ah. I guess it's semi-confirmed, but still up to interpretation then.
>>140996424
Subs soon
>>140994299
Get Hijirisawa and level him up. Mine's over level 20. Also level up Totoko. You can spam with matsu while those two do greater damage.
>>140996464
I think he knew, he was just humoring them.
Finding them on top of each other was shocking.
>>140996532
>Totoko
I'm suspicious. Do you mean it?
I just want an episode in S2 where Kara heavily drops his spaghetti. Is that so much to ask?
![[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 32.mp4_snapshot_08.07_[2016.01.07_17.28.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VjWT07F.jpg "[hSa] Osomatsu-kun (1988) [おそ松くん] TV Episode 32.mp4_snapshot_08.07_[2016.01.07_17.28.06].jpg")
>have 150 diamonds
>take new gacha for a spin
>jumpsuit Kara comes up thrice in a row
What the fuck, is this fixed?
>>140998414
That's the same one I had when I spent 700 diamonds around a month ago, jumpsuit Kara five times. I think he's rigged.
>>140997554
If he knew, I don't think he'd react the way he did when Ichi confessed to him.
Is Esper Nyanko worth leveling up?
>>140999428
At 1450AP? Fuck no.
>>140999428
I leveled him up to 10 and compared him to shonosuke who was 10. The cat wasn't really able to one shot stuff yet took forever to get a hit in. While Shonosuke was able to clear everything easily. I think the only perk to having the cat is he does aoe attack. So not really worth it in my opinion.
>>140999428
>wanting to use THAT FUCKING CAT
>>140999711
I haven't managed to pull Shonosuke yet but I'm guessing that Nyanko wouldn't do as a half-assed substitute until I get him?
>>140999983
Just spam Choros and Ichis, works weel enough.
>>140994299
I updated the second house that make the characters reload faster. A game changer and cheap. While there is money go and update all of them, the AP, the NEET canon, maybe not the house's own defence but the rest upgrade it.
>>140999983
As long as you don't level him any more and need a tank then yeah, if you find him useful enough keep using him. Pray for Shonosuke though.
>Only have 50 diamonds
>pls don't be shit
>get pic related
Kill la kill me.
>>141000881
FUCKING CAT.
>>141000881
Worse than pulling a common Totty.
>>140997554
All taken together the scene reads very ambivalent to me, but the thing with the niboshi snacks in particular was just way too sly for him to not have known. He was deliberately taunting Ichi with that.
Rejoice hetfags, Totoko doujin with reasonably good art.
http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/41/56/040030415641.html
>>141000970
Worse than pulling any Oso.
>>141001094
Soon, soon we will get vanilla as fuck doujins. This is a sign.
Anyone here in Japan/Tokyo right now who'll be around for Comiket in August?
>>141001094
>Kara holding that wine glass while fucking her
My sides.
>>141001094
>Jyushi's tentacle tickling her back
Seems like there are some F6 style influences there, but it looks pretty good. I hope we'll get a delicious /ss/ doujin next.
>>141001270
She's even complaining about him being his usual self (jacket, sunglasses, wine) and how kimoi it is.
>And yet for some some reason it still turns me on...
>>141001461
But, who would be the chick? Young Totoko?Their mom?
>>141001219
Now that you mention it I don't remember coming across any vanilla Totoko doujin. Mushy PG Juice/AV-chan is definitely around, guess Totoko reads differently to people.
>>140991254
Evolved(?) forms
>>141001548
I'd prefer just some mob teacher who gently seduces shota matsus into fucking her. Then it could end with the them losing their memory of their virginity graduation by some miraculous incident, like flower pots falling on their heads or something. It'd be a nice throwback to the old slapstick Akatsuka humor.
>>141001765
>>141001765
Not gonna lie, that Oso looks lewd.
>>141001765
Jesus Christ Oso is such a slut.
>>141001765
>osos bedroom eyes
>>141001815
>Cat stays exactly the same
They shouldn't have even bothered adding it in the first place, it's not even on the actual 3d model either
>>141001765
DAT OSOMATSU
Damn, I've been reading this Pixiv comic that has Kara with, randomly, a vagina, ravished by three Matsu bros (+Dayoon) and ends in NTR with Ichi over Oso, by popular demand. I'm usually a Karaichikara fag, this is the first time I wish it'd gone the other way.It's not complete yet and I'm guessing she'll have Oso end up with Choro, but still.
>>141001815
Cat editer anon where are you?
>>141001765
Oso has been so sexual lately. He's stealing Ichi's bedroom eyes on the regular.
>>141001765
Now I have remembered that this game comes with voices
happy 5/2 fags, have some muscle bros.
>>141002383
Kara and Juicy are cute. I wish they'd got more scenes together.
>>141001745
Its not like it would get scanned. Everyone keeps the vanilla, hetero stuff to themselves.
>>141002088
Fuck, i really like this comic.
Translation never.
>>141002383
>>141002579
Still waiting for that Enka duet. I've started watching Shirokuma Café in lieu of Matsus and Nakamura's Grizzly Rock song is a hoot.
>>141002753
Sorry yeah, I'd love to do it but I'm just way too OCD about forming correct senses, it'd take me aeons. Maybe one of the other translator anons is up to it.
>>141001815
Ichi's and Juicy's order here triggers my autism.
>>141002112
>>141002383
>karamatsu
>muscle
>>141003278
That's just how the name of the combi is.
>>141003278
Kara seems like the kind of guy that would only exercise his glamour muscles.
>>141002758
I'd love some duet CDs, I know OnoD did enka for DRRR but I've never seen NakaYuu do that.
I'm surprised they didn't do character songs yet, but I could see that not happening since some of them are not fond of singing, like Sakurai.
>>141003244
My man. Thank you!
>>141003244
>two Ichis
>two fours
Looks like even Kek approves of what you are doing.
Good work, anon!
>>141003400
Honestly i see him as being average. I can already image him doing like 5 pushups before giving up and going back to checking himself in the mirror thinking he's hot shit.
>>141003495
>not fond of singing, like Sakurai.
Nah, he fucked up in 2006 (copyright infringement) and rumour has it that he's been barred from singing since then.
>>141003556
>>141003618
If the evil appears, I will always come when called.
>>141003728
Men can do many pushups. He'd probably do it before a date to get a bit swole.
>>141003728
Totty should take him to his gym sometime
>>141004140
thank you cateraser-man.
>>141004557
Too many gay men in them in Japan. Kara would find too many perfect fashion buddies, it's not safe.
>>141003728
>>141003400
Please refrain from using your head cannons as facts.
>>141004557
And suffer the embarrassment of Kara trying to get everyone to look at him?
>>141004792
I said "seems", I didn't claim he did it in the actual show.
I always thought this artist was OsoKarafag, so why?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56609105
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56620730
>>141003978
How he gets around doing a Diabolik Wifebeaters character without doing character CDs? Also he sang for that Disney thing.
>>141004887
You can like more than one ship.
Also the first comic uses that ichi face, so it's great by default.
>>141004887
>limiting yourself to one pair
>>141004944
I think the whole contract thing was prove false. Sakurai just doesn't like singing anymore.
>>141004798
>>141005047
Fuck you
>>141005047
Disgusting.
>>141005047
Where would the usual picture of his face be on this get-up?
>>141004887
>artist can't do more than one ship.
>>141001094
Finally. But I want salty TotoOso doujin.
>>141003728
If he shares any of Jyushi's genes (he does), it would not be hard for him to work out and get toned.
That's the sort of tissue-building testosterone does to a young man. They can sit on their asses for most of the day and still get a six pack. Ridiculous.I'm a health science/bio major
>>141004792
You might as well come in here and proclaim the sky is blue. Shut the fuck up. Also, Ichi is now officially a chubster.
>>141004887
> OsoKarafag
She is, one of the most popular artist of the ship btw.
But yeah, she likes IchiKara too.
>>141005174
I'm sure someone is making a OsoToto doujin. We'll never see it, but its being made.
>>141001815
Smug Ichi for the win.
>>141004643
I laughed.
>>141004887
This artist is great, GREAT.
https://twitter.com/yto3o
Her favorite couple is OsoKara but she likes Ichikara.
>>141005199
You contradicted yourself in your own post, genius. Go fuck yourself.
>>141005047
Holy fucking shit.
>>141005199
This post gave me cancer
>>141005047
delete this
>>141004140
Anon, you're the hero we need, but don't deserve.
>>141005199
No, Ichimatsu is a smelly fatty with a tiny barbed dick
>>141005925
So moe
>>141005199
its a fucking cartoon dude
>Headcanons
Cancer
>>141005991
What the heck is Tinkerichi wearing anyways? Looks kind of like an acorn.
>>141006152
Lewdness.
>>141006152
I believe it's a dress made to resemble a pinecone (since matsu=pine tree)
>>141006225
LEWD
>>141005047
Did you draw that anon?If yes, you got a blog somewhere?
>>141001094
Why do they look so emotionless? Why are they frowning? Why aren't they talking? This scares me.
>>140996464
I like to believe that he knew all along. It's funnier to me.
>>141006014
Your point?
>>141006372
Because itsTotoko having a dream about the Matsus fucking her.
I'm pretty sure Totty sucks cocks
>>141006372
It's hentai, it's so the male reader can self-insert.
>>141006066
My headcanon is that Osomatsu sexually identifies as a 10.000 yen bill
>>141006372
Can you imagine how Oso would be if Totoko actually fucked him? He'd probably gloat about it for the rest of his life.
>>141006441
You're trying to apply logic to Osomatsu-san, of all shows.
>>141006599
My headcanon is that Osomatsu shoves money up his ass
>>141006626
Your point?
>>141006536
No one has ever disagreed on this.
>>141001094
>You'll never experience Kara fucking you with his shades and leather jacket and have him spill wine all over your tits
Why live.
>>141006759
I have. He is the only character I can say is 100% straight.
>>141006536
Totty is a big slut.
>>141006874
Totty can't get a boner with vaginas, that's why he's virgin even as a fuckboy
>almost a month since the finale
>season 2 still hasn't been announced
>osochoro
>Choro using the pretty girl drug and getting fucked by Oso
I want this doujin so bad holy fuck.
>>141007032
Totty likes vaginas, his problem is that he is a poorfag with shitty NEETS as brothers and with no promesing future, that scares women away. The only ones with potential to fuck are Juicy and Choro if he gets a job as a mindless droner.
>>141007325
Goddammit that fem!Choro is the cutest
>>141007604
There's also the fact that he, and the others, are not attractive. They're average at best.
>>141007204
Thou shall wait until may 14 and then ye shall swarm them with pics of thy dick until they abide.
>>141001548
>Mom teaching them all about their first boners by lovingly helping them out whenever they get them
>Loli Matsuyo from the deaging episode playing a game of I'll Show You Mine if You Show me Yours with her michevous little boys
>cute /ss/ flirting between loli Matsuyo and shota Matsuzou
MUH
>>141001745
I've seen a couple logs, but not doujins. Apparently Totoko's just for drunken rambles at the oden shop and general mischief, not sex (Unless you're Karamatsu or Ichimatsu).
>>141007786
If that doesn't work, hold out 'til the 28th. Maybe something wI'll happen then.
>>141008687
>Teaching them about their first boners.
We already have someone doing that in canon.
>>141008888
quads confirm
>>141008888
>>141008999
Double confirm.
>>141006880
A manslut lusting for pussy. Don't assume every crossdressing brother's going to pull a Kaoru-chan and slut it up for anything with a cock. Lord knows Choro, Oso, and Juice would have way back in their 10s if that were the case.
>>141008902
Yes, but instead of a literal pussy, they have sweet mama manko to guide them.
>>141009065
I'm sorry anon but Totty enjoys crossdressing so he's the second most homo brother after Kara.
>>141008687
That's some Roy Lichtenstein bullshit right there
>>141009220
Haven't they all crossdressed at certain points in -Kun?
>>141010766
I wonder if will still be a thing for San.
I found a doujin of Oso cross dressing and fucking Choro. I will probably post it later on /y/.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56651512
>>141010766
In the Sex Ed book Oso was the one who grew up into an okama when it was explaining identical siblings growing up different. I think Totty grew up to be a nerd.
>>141011138
Was this based on the drama cd? Also, this was hot, thank you anon.
>>141011357
Yeah Choro tries to seduce the idol which is Oso but of course it backfires and he ends up getting fucked literally.
>>141011357
I wonder what happened to the idol that was supposed to go to Osomatsu.
>>141012021
Given how native Oso seemed to act, they probably sent her to someone who actually does JAV. At least Choro can fap to her later.
>Look for non-Totoko/AV/Nyaa het doujins
>Only side girl doujin on Tora is guro
>>141013004
Osomatsu-san is full of homo doujinsjust like tokyo ghoul. If I could draw I would make one.
>>141009220
Men in Japan crossdressed as a joke in parties. It doesn't help male models looks too feminine. Japan has different standards for beauty for men and women than Murika.
>>140996464
I would like to think that Oso knows his brothers better than that.
If he knew then Oso trolled the living shit outta Ichi. If that's so then that makes that skit even better than before. Especially, when he pulled out the snack he was hiding.
>>140998312
I'd rather an episode where Kara finally cracks.
>>141001094
I wonder who went first.
>>141004557
>go to gym looking for Karamatsu girls
>comes out of gym with Karamatsu boys instead
>>141014057
Probably Oso.
>>141004887
That was cute and very well drawn.
>>141005047
Awesome! Just needs more glitter.
Many thanks to the translator anon who translated these.
NSFW
Part 1: https://imgur.com/a/8lwEl
Part 2: https://imgur.com/a/u0MzL
Part 3: https://imgur.com/a/Q3hEm
>>141014850
Is this that OOC Ichi rapist one?
>>141014850
>IchiKara
Dropped.
>>141014850
Thanks, anon.
>>141014850
Oso is the worst nii-san ever.
>>141014850
That end of the third part tho.
>fujoshit logic
>>141015444
More like IchiKarafag logic.
>>141014912
This one?
>>141015623
This art looks awful.
>>141015734
It's funnier to look at since they look like the extreme ends of their doujin archetypes.
>>141011184
That was a biology book, and Totty became the okama. Osomatsu became a hitman, and Karamatsu became a salaryman.
>>141016182
>Oso became a hitman
That's oddly fitting.
>>141014850
The Oso and Choro was the only good part. It kind of sucks being the older brother but don't really have anyone to turn to.
>>141014850
Thank you anon!
>>141014850
I feel like Oso would be able to tell what's happening and, y'know, put a stop to it.
>>141017528
He rather ignore it and pretend it never happened. Kind of like episode 16.
Flashback episodes when?
So, for HesoWars it's:
>best tier
Choro, Ichi, Shonosuke, possibly gold Matsus in general
>okay tier
Jyushi, Totty
>shit tier
Oso, Kara, Esper Nyanko
Where does everyone else fit?
>>141018958
Hesokuri rankings
Ichi > Totty > Kara > Juicy > Choro > Oso
>>141007665
I don't think their looks factor into their virginness. Average still gets you laid. What they lack is the skill to pick up women.
Yeah, there's Totty, but he's perpetually gay best friendzoned.
RIP Ichi.
>>141019942
At least he died happy.
>>141019942
> Ichi so small
> Kara so big
Break him in two please.
>>141014850
thanks anon even if this doujin makes me feel weird, it's just awesome
>dat ending
>>141019590
>Average still gets you laid
Because those men have $$$. Totty's rich friend is a good example. Totty is a NEET, have shitty NEETS and brothers, isn't a handsome guy. He wanted to pick a shitty guy for his group date to make the ladies put their attention on him. That's why he lied about the Keoi university.
>>141020619
Don't forget that he also has a car.
>>141020619
>Because those men have $$$
Uhh, no. Go out, have great socialization skills, add some alcohol in the mix. You will get laid. Only people concerned about wealth are those looking for long-term relationships or prostitutes.
Either you stay home all day, or have looks way below unfortunate to come to that sort of conclusion. Real life isn't an anime, anon.
anybody else buy this? It's a lot bigger than all my other keychains, I have no idea where to put it.
>>141001094
>flower fairy guro doujin
>>141021130
Osomatsu happens in Japan. not in Murika.
>>141021244
Yeah, its weird. Kind of odd to make her and Chibita the main characters of that.
>>141015444
>>141015596
This isn't fujologic, it's a bad-end abuse narrative. It's not sexy. No one gets a happy ending.
>>141021244
>>141013004
Imagine the mileage you could get out of pruning doujins.
>>141021863
Like, actual pictures of pruning, or drawn pictures of pruning?
>>141022194
Doujins about pruning.
>>141021130
Its different in Japan. Money is literally everything when it comes to dating.
Does anyone have the twitter of that artist who did the Osomatsu art book? There's an image of Oso surrounded by shoes I think?
>>141013991
"cracks" as in yelling at everybody? or "cracks" as in killing your family?
>>141014850
dat ending i can't
>>141014850
I don't get Totty's expression in the end.
maybe I'm a slut for romance during a smutty scene but this ichijyushi doujin is pretty hot
>>141026208
>Jyushi not topping
This is just off.
>>141026231
Maybe he is a switch? Not every person can only do bottom or top only.
>>141018958
>>141019460
juice, totoko and totty are the same as choro and ichi they just cost more to use.
higher star kara are okay but any oso is utter garbage
>tfw when i pulled macaron oso today
i hate this game
>>141026231
jyushi rarely tops in ichijyushi
I just fucking realized that Chibita's tie might be Iyami's old one.
>>141004944
His character song for his character in Diabolik Lovers read the song out rather than sang.
>>141026304
Yeah you can.I've only been a bottom and I'm ok with it
>>141026656
Expand your horizons and explore other people's holes that isn't yours.
>>141014850
What do you think happened after the ending?
>>141026792
Probably a long, awkward family talk and Ichi getting kicked out.
>>141026792
Neuter Ichi and help Kara grow some balls.
>>141026736But dicks feel so good inside
>>141026397
>has crazy strength and stamina
>not making him top or at least bottom from the top
>>141026847
"Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your Ichis spayed or neutered."
>>141026934
"Or else he'll rape his brothers. Have a good night everyone."
>>141026899
not that it's here or there but he did bottom-top at the beginning
that doujin was unsettling but this characterization was cute.
>>141020619
And in the end, he had to go with the one who was actually worthy for mixers and honor what the lady wanted. Ugly Diddy Kong NEETs can't make it.
>>141027053
Any relationship is better then edgy Ichi/Kara match up. I don't mind it but people always do the dumbest shit with that pairing.
>>141022332
are you saying japanese women only have sex for status and money rather than for the thrill of it?no wonder japan's population is kill
Here's some chinese scans for the manga chapters in case it hasn't been posted yet.
http://weibo.com/dsaint1412?is_hot=1#_rnd1462253887969
Juice is my favourite matsu. I'm going to draw a picture of him with each brother for the first week of May.Here is Oso and Juice. I'm not terribly proud of this one. Better late than never. Hope you guys can enjoy it, I don't know who else I'd show them to.
>sage for blog
>>141028134
Damn. We're pretty far behind.
>>141028190
And 05/02 about 50 mins late as well.
>>141028134
Do nips and fujos even care for the manga? I hardly see them talking about it or making fanart.
>>141028123
Are you really going to trust one stranger's view on the feelings of an entire population of people?
Even in the West, if you have a lot of money the chances of you getting a mate are much higher. Honestly, if they cleaned up their act and they way they dressed they could even find older women with money. In fact, there was a manga where an mangaka was trying to set up her male assistants with her rich female friends until she had to put it on hiatus.
>>141028134
Doujins when?
>>141028692
What a handsome alien.
>>141028692
So they are going to get probed in the ass right?
Cutest and hottest pairing.
>>141014850
Still it misses the last part
I hope the author releases it soon
