How do you comfort your crying waifu /a/?
Hug her and don't let her go till she stops crying.
Give her reassuring pats on the head.
>>140985785
https://www.google.com/#q=can+dead+people+cry
give her a bowl of eggs
>>140986000
Check'd
>>140985785
with doobles
Give her tea and keki, always works
>>140986482
>>140986482
>always works
Except that one time.
>>140985785
Hug her and keep telling her everything will be ok.
Then make hot chocolate once she stops crying.
>>140985785
by sticking my dick in her mouth
>>140985785
Why is she crying?
I need to know so I can appropriately comfort her.
Sit on her face.
My waifu doesn't cry.
