His busty nice cousin lusts for his dick and what does he do?
>plays videogames all day
Can you be more of a loser.
He could spend all his day on /a/ making shitty threads.
Kirito is a faggot.
Well, he already has a girlfriend, even though he's still gay for not forgetting her as soon as the best girl confessed to him
Probably what I would do as well, especially with that vr tech
She looks so lonely with no dick in her life.
>>140935113
Isn't he partly dependent on his aunt and uncle though? They might not take too kindly to his fucking their daughter
>>140935113
Literally only good thing about SAO
>>140935113
>plays videogames all day
>gets a wife
>builds harem
>cousin still after his dick
Everything worked out for him
>>140936424
Was waiting for this comment, thx anon
>>140936424
There's no harem with the cast in their 40s.
How can you say it'll work out?
>>140935113
>cousin
Dirty rednecks, degenerate inbreds.
DIE
>>140937029
Cousin is fine in most cultures
>>140936092
you too
>plays videogames all day.
god there is nothing worse than fucking gaymur faggots, I sure hope they stop making main characters like these.
>>140938794
you are too deep go outside and explore the world
>>140935790
>Cousin lusts after dick
>Get a girlfriend anyway
>More bitches show up
This is why monogamy is stupid
>>140936092
Sexy slutty Sugu
>>140936092
>>140935113
>>140935790
>>140939564
I want to fuck Sugu.
Trapito, Femito or long haired Suguha?
Choose wisely.
>>140941248
>long haired Suguha
Post pics.
>>140935113
Didn't Kirito get married to his strong orange hair girlfriend already?
Suguha should just find a better man to chase after
>>140941037
Get in line
>>140941392
Just go to a booru and put long hair + suguha in search.
>>140941778
There are none fuck you.
>>140942205
I was almost certain there would be. Which booru did you go to?
>>140942269
Gel
Never seen Suguha with long hair
>>140941248
Leafa.
I wish my cousin lusted over me.maybe she does
>>140942374
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2980176
>>140941679
Does that mean i gotta fuck some anon's butt before i can fuck Sugu? And then i'll have my butt fucked?
>>140935113
>has 3DPD
>goes for video games instead
I don't see the problem.
Why would anyone want to fuck their sister?
Thats literally retarded
>Can you be more of a loser.
Yeah, you could still be watching Sword Art in 2016.
>>140943666
Thing is, she is his cousin, not his sister.
>>140943666
>sisters aren't girls
Anon...
>>140943202
It means that you have to be sodomized by the entire board before even holding hands with her. Ganbatte anon-kun!
>>140943666
Sisters are tools given to us by God to use untill such time we find the real woman or waifu that will lead us to our deaths.
>>140943806
Cousin but also adoptive sister
>>140944001
>Tho
>>140943167
Eww. Short hair is vastly superior.
>>140943666
Incest is the best, Onii-chan.
Yes, you can be so shit at vidya despite dedicating your life to it that you can't evenprotect that smile
>>140943666
>literally
Kill yourself
Sorry, Incest. I'm not really interested right now.
If I had a cousin like that lusting after me, I would just constantly use her to pump my cum inside that tight butt, watching her back curve as she'd moans in pleasure. Could anyone actually be such a huge faggot to not use the opportunity?
>>140944037
I'll adopt her under the sheets
>>140943896
That's dumb
>>140944733
If I was related to anime then yes I also would also paint her womb with semen multiple times a day but we aren't so lucky.
>>140935113
well, yeah, Suga could have gotten knocked up by her teacher, then raised the kid as a single mother.
Incest is bad.
>>140944733
>tfw you will never pass the whole day playing VR games and fucking your semi-blood related sister
Why live?
>>140944843
Watching a girl held down like this makes me fucking erect, but then I always imagine I sock the other guy(s) so I can have her all to myself.
>>140945169
Don't tell the japs or they'll open the borders to anyone.
>>140945196
You might, in a few years.
>>140944843
Yeah, I'd rather just rape her.
>>140945281
I don't think we will ever reach SAO's levels though. Not in my lifetime.
First cousins do not always = retard babies, but it has an increased risk of it happening.
>>140945479
Even with a BR sister the chance of having retarded babies is pretty low, so with a cousin is almost none
>>140945546
There's actually a 4-5% chance of making retard babies. Still pretty low, but if you know you're unlucky, don't fuck your first cousins and have kids.
>>140945479
The risk can be further reduced by a simple plastic hoop placed inside her womb. Who wants babies anyway?
No sex makes you a loser. Being a deadbeat does the same thing.
>>140945678
>Not wanting to pump your hot cousin's womb full with a flood of sperm you've been building up over the last few months
Low-life dhalit
>>140945678
Kirito. He'll probably make a retard fairy baby too.
>>140945678
Accidents happen.
>>140945773
>last few months
>Not two years
>>140945773
That and having babies are two different things.
>>140945773
But how would it sound?
>>140945773
*glop*
You wouldn't glop aKirito, would you?
>>140945773
>>140945841
>sperm building up for more than three days
lmao
>>140946101
I didn't fap for 4 days and started going crazy as fuck. Anyone else experience the same thing? In fact, I felt a little more depressed by not fapping.
>>140946129It's the second week of no fapping. I'm trying to get so turned on I cum without using hands.
>>140946173How on earth did you make it towards the second week? Teach me your ways.
>>140946129
welcome to addiction
>>140946319
Just try focusing on other things. /a/ is worst place because threads like this pop up from time to time.
>>140946319
Have people in your house
>>140946074
>/a/ suddenly likes Kirito
>what happened
>"we want to fuck him" x infinity
>>140946458
Doesn't stop me.
Things are getting wet overhere.
>>140935113
He could of at least fucked her in the video game. There's nothing wrong with that.
>Completely stop fapping
>not fapping in moderation
Masturbation is healthy and decreases the risk of prostate cancer. One time a day is sufficient enough.
>>140946560
Enjoy that dopamine and motivation decrease, though.
>>140946595
>motivation decrease
Do you mean I can blame having no motivation at all on just fapping?
>>140946595
My motivation is near zero anyway.
>>140946540
The problem is that Kirito didn't want to fuck her at all, not because he thought it was wrong
>>140946595
Kill yourself.
>>140946560
But it's fun to limit yourself. After a week you're so horny it's amazing.
>>140946644
Yes that'll be a good excuse to use with your boss.
>>140946595
Jokes on you, fapping daily lessens my depresion
>>140946673
Well then she needs to ask Asuna if they can have a threesome. Bam, problem solved.
>>140946673
He has the excuse of having Asuna do pretty much anything he wants. Inexperienced and blood related just don't do it anymore.
>>140946715
Jokes on you,I feel like sht afterwards anyway because I'm a piece of shit!
>>140946715
Depression is not the same as lack of motivation.
>>140946479
Degenerate
>>140946813
Why would you say so?
>>140946794
You might want to look up symptoms of the former
>>140946874
They are not the same, though. You can have one without the other.
>>140946858
he faps while his family is around
he is such a degenerate
Here's another angle: Kirito loves Asuna and is loyal to her. The other girls try, but he stays true.
>>140935113
All onii-chans can learn from this guy
>>140944001
>Tho
>>140946958
the sisters can be exempted from it.
>>140946958
His cousin would make a good side-chick, though.
>>140946958
whynotboth.jpg
>>140941037
Not to mention - Just look at what her PC looks like! She's a fucking busty blonde elf maiden. She is literally begging for the right man to give her the dick, and give it to her hard and often.
It's not like she has a lot of dating choice, though. As we all know, Recon fucking sucks.
>>140946903
Funny, you contradict every single piece of information i was told and read
>>140943688
Kill me
>>140946991
I want Kyousuke to fuck me senseless.
>SAO thread with almost no shitposting
Is this the power of the best girl?
>>140948141
this thread is shitposting you retard
>>140935113
>wanting to fuck your cousin
>not being a loser
>>140948141
Literally everyone in SAO is intensely fuckable. It even has that government dude in glasses for the 1 dude who into dilfs. Even Kirito is fuckable.Especially Kirito.
>>140935113
Isn't that supposed to be his sister? Have I een reading all those doujins in a lie
>>140948429
Cousins are sisters too, anon.
>>140948244
When you have a cousin as hot as that with fat tits and curves, who is pretty much begging for your cock, it's a very good opportunity.
>>140948267
I don't disagree
>>140948706
So, that was just a feminine looking skin right? He didn't actually have a female skin right?
>>140948753
Right, anon-chan, of course~
>>140935113
That's because he can fuck Asuna in game you fools.
>>140948875
>That's because he can fuck Asuna in game you fools.
And why can't he fuck her in the game too? Nobody get's her hymen torn and get's pregnant. It's a win-win.
>>140948838
One way to find out
So can we all agree the abridged version is actually better?
>>140949049Digital baby
>>140949049
If I were in Kirito's place I would cuck Asuna with every single girl in my harem
Just connect to a game where nobody else plays and you can't get caught
KITTY TOE!
Not enough doujins.
>>140949524
yeah, you can, nigga. Once you're on someone's friendlist, they can join any server you're in.
>>140947669
>Denies lesbian relations
A true faggot through and through.
Asuna is hotter and incest is disgusting and wrong.
So there ya go.
>>140951131
Isn't his cousin not really his cousin? (Haven't seen it in a while and just gap to the doujins)
>>140935113
>Can you be more of a loser.
You could watch anime all day.
>>140951331
She is his blood related cousin just not his blood related sister(Kirito was adopted by his Uncle and Aunt).
Don't know why I remember any of this shit.
>>140950444
and they are not very good
>>140951873
>implying those retarded Shirota Dai doujins where she's the entire school's cocksleeve aren't top notch
>>140941679
>Get in line
Its not a line, its just a circle
>>140935113
He already has a girlfriend who is not a bland fat ugly cow.
>>140935113
He knows he can get something better.
>>140941037
don't we all
>>140955494
2 Sugus?
>>140960341
Leafa a best.
>>140944227
he said fucked, not cucked
>Talking about her bust
>Not her thick ass
Homo
>>140950444
She looks a bit sunburned there.
>>140961264
Everyone knows that Kirino and her onii-chan fucked.
>>140948141
It's the power of the dick, you know the drill when anons gather to discuss it, planets fucking align.
>>140947714
Not sure about the anime, but in the LN the character appearance is randomly generated (unless you pay, but she didn't).
I feel bad for Recon, but he needs to move on instead of trying to get out of the friendzone
>>140943688
I don't remember this. Movie? OVA?
>>140935113
>relationship with your cousin
Redneck spotted
>>140962071
Yeah you're right. I'm sorry senpai, the ending still has me butthurt.
>>140963129
that one recap thing before s2
source:i love sao
>>140950444
I want to pump her full.
I didn't really care much for Sugu, but Leafa is probably one of the worst characters from the whole series.The lateYuuki was the best girl.The lateEugeo was the best character.The waifuSinon has the best body.
Volume 14 was the best thing Reki has ever written.
>>140935113
Its the rules of the harem. If you give in to your urges and conquer one of them, you lose your chances at the other girls.
Thats why MC's always play hard to get, so all the girls continue lusting after them.
>>140964348
I had to double check which one 14 was but yeah you're right.
Except Lisbeth is best girl.
>>140964436
>If you give in to your urges and conquer one of them, you lose your chances at the other girls
But Kirito fucking married one of them, and the rest are even more wet and willing
>>140964751
She wasn't even relevant for half of her volume, and when she was, I didn't like her.
>>140964821
>bellow
>>140964348
The FOREVER SUGUHA pasta needs to make a comeback.
>>140964751
>literally waterfall in her pants after knowing him for one day
Please. If it weren't for Liz's fun personality, she'd be down in the shitter tier with Alice.
No sugu bullying allowed.
>>140962957
Suguha has a picture of Leafa on her goddamn ceiling. She personally maxed out the boob slider during character creation.
Is there any service of her or leafa in s2? Otherwise I don't see much reason to watch s2.
Having read the entire taplated series, I have come to the conclusion that, bar volume 14, this is the best part of the entire series.
>>140963213
Legal in Japan to marry your cousin.
>>140967539
It's legal in the U.S. too. I wonder where anon is from.
>>140967539
>>140967585
Pretty sure it's legal in majority of the world
>>140967715
Yet it's so taboo and you get shit for it.
>>140946595
Just avoid porn. Not fapping at all is brutal and unnecessary.
>>140967789
The taboo makes it hotter and more intimate. It's you and your lover against the world. Society can go fuck itself honestly.
>>140967943
It's like growing up with a childhood friend.
>>140947669
Since I bothered to look it up for myself:
http://exhentai.org/g/833325/d722368512/
>>140968041
Mine left the country, got hitched and forgot about me. Shit sucks
>>140968588
Mine got a rich boyfriend, turned into a mouthy cunt, and pretty much forgot about me. My shit sucks more.
>>140964348
Sinon a shit.
>>140969958
Asuna is best girl
Tall girl is better than cousin
That doujin where sugu fucks kirito's unconcious body while he is stuck in SAO gets me diamonds.
