Best girl is in theEYEof beholder
No Bully best girl
I WANT TO SUCK CATHYL'S TITS WHILE SHE HUGS ME AND RIDES MY DICK
I want totake care ofthis plant.
Cerea > all other girls
They are inferior compared to her.
>>140902035
Does not compute.
I want to marry this fish.
>>140902035
Orc rape isn't bullying.
>>140902035
> ywn get cucked by another monster girl who become draco mistress
>>140902160
I dont want to smell that fish.
>>140902160
Remove cuckfish
>>140902160
I want to watch her get off to me putting my penis in her gills while you watch sobbing out tears.
>>140902190
I'd rather have that then have half of these sick twisted anons dreams come true of Draco being raped.
Tbh seeing Cathyl riding reverse cowgirl with her tits swinging would be breddy cash
>>140902218
>>140902276
>>140902282
Well, the Spiderfags are here. Thread was good while it lasted.
Manako is olev
>>140902283
> draco cheating on you with another girl
>>140902289
Slice your veins open please.
>>140902282
This is the reason I moved on from Mero. The cuck fetih.
>>140902380
But horsefags were here before spider.
>>140902436
Its funny how he gets made as spider, but horse started shit.
Threadly reminder that Cathyl is protecting this thread from spiders and that she will provide milk for the thirsty.
>>140902489
I dont get this meme. What does cow have to do with spider?
>>140902436
Except they weren't shitting on anyone in this thread, unlike the Spiderfags.
>>140902546
An excuse to spam bad art of a shit girl.
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>140902546
(Spiders are disgusted with paint fan arts of cathyl)
>>140902389
Patrician taste
>>140902642
>Horsefag doesn't directly attack any Anon, says his opinion
>Spiderfags directly attack Anon and his best girl
>>140902636
Doppel doth be the primest wench, for she can transpose herself into any other wench
> Cthulhu fhtagn
> Is she nary an Elder God?You went missing for 3 days doppelnon
Thread is 29 posts in and already flinging shut around. Can't we just all get along and talk about our waifus peacefully?
>>140902389
Daily reminder that Manako an one-shot her entire crew in the blink of an eye if she feels like it
>>140902925
Noscoped
>>140902901
I peacefully dislike your waifu and i think she is the worst girl.
>>140902901
No, one anon is trolling. He has been trying to start a waifu war for 5+ threads now.
>>140903021
Which post is the anon?
I love this Spider
>>140902925
>Can hit 4 targets
>Twice
>For 140% damage total each
>Has four other girls as a part of her crew, including Smith
Confirmed
>>140903098
> nipples
MODS MODS MODS
>>140902901
Not until people out grow the need to keep a thread up 24/7/365.25 anon.
>>140902892
True, these threads really lacked the Primest Wench.
>>140902655
>spiders have standards
Yea, sounds about right.
>>140901813EYEcouldn't agree more.
>>140903081
The one who keeps complaining about spiderfags.
>>140902380
He accuses everyone of being "spiderfags" and that they are "ruining the thread" it is more obvious in the last thread
>>140902925
Ok I'll argue this one.(poorly)
Tio: Her armor will stop the bullet, or at the very least it wont be an out right kill. Then Manako gets a Tio sized Power Bomb.
Zombina: No head shot, no good. Hosed by dual P-90s.
Doppel:...Can transform into...into...hmmm. Something thin enough that nothing vital will be out right destroyed. IDK, like sniping the Flood in Halo CE.
Smith: Drinks 100 cups of coffee and becomes like Fry.
>>140902925
pop pop pop watch them bodies drop
>>140903315
Nope, completely wrong Anon. I didn't even post much in the last thread.
But it's pretty crystal clear who are the ones spreading hate.
>>140901813
Is it this Beholder?
>>140903398
Is that fmg? Manako really does know her shit
>>140903315
Which wolf wins, anon?The one you feed. Let's try ignoring him this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktQ6EkeJ2sE
>>140903267
Mother snek is better... hot reddie milf.
>>140903474
Seems like a creature that escape from doppel pus pus >>140903240
>>140903240
Post moar primest wench plz
>>140903495
Not a FMG.
>>140903625
But I already did that, anon.Now, it's your turn.
>>140902111
What happens to her when winter comes?
This is a picture of best girl.
>>140903753
It looks like fmg to me
>>140903527
Don't you worry... we're getting there...
>>140903796
Well, how effective can she be against the White Walkers?
>>140903784
There you go
Friendly reminderooni that Polt is the best at frisbee
>>140903796
I imagine her leaves start to fall off her head and she gets long twig like hair. That's why you give her love, warmth and support. How a real plant is supposed to be treated.
>>140904446
New Kii art!
My Man!
>>140904245
I wanna fuck that pooch!
>>140904446
I bet she gets lonely in her forest.Of all the universes I could have been born in. I was born in the one without my Kii waifu.
>>140904688
Fapping to your waifu is wrong, you dont do that to her. Its like defacing her purity
>>140904803
I can't stop myself.
>>140904803
But when you fap to your waifu, you desire to have sweet sex with her, show her your love. Wouldn't fapping to other characters be consider cheating?
>Friendly reminder that Kii is a plant and will happily scarf down a pile of minotaur manure without a second thought
>"What do you mean, 'not when we have company'? It's nutritious and 100% natural"
>>140904803
You're a dumbass. What if you want to have kids with your waifu? You'd never have sex with her just so she's a virgin? Fuck off both of us have needs.
>>140904983
I'd be there with emergency nutrient supplies. Just incase we're walking in the park and she sees some dog shit.
>>140903753
Crabman do like guns
>>140904870
Learn to show love to your waifu without fapping to her
>>140904956
Fapping to other characters is not cheating is like a training for you to get ready for your waifu
>>140904999
You dont understand
>>140905112
dog shit is bad for plants, it's too acid for them
>>140905181
Bolt action magnum lapua?
>>140905197
>You dont understand
Oh I understand perfectly. You're either a cheating faggot or a cuckold in which case I have no desire to further converse with you.
>>140905197
I told you. Agree to disagree I said. You said "No! Fuck me in the ass. I'm going to bring it up in the new thread." Now you're the only one being so puritanical about this.
>>140905223
>Kii will die if Polt poops on her
>>140905247
Have kids when you and your waifu are ready anon. If not just fap to other characters first
>>140905322
> not protecting your waifu purity
>>140905403
>Its_time_to_Stop.jpg
>>140905455
>Have kids when you and your waifu are ready anon. If not just fap to other characters first
You are so irredeemably dumb. What if my waifu cant have children? What if she's say a vampire or is simply infertile, am I supposed to never please her and have a stable sexual relationship with her? If you answer this with yes than you're officially retarded.
>>140905623
Would you fuck your waifu without proper preparation? Other girls is your preparation in order to be ready for the main course
>>140905810
I would fuck my waifu because I love her and thats why she's my waifu. So what If id be inexperienced at first? Love is what matters, she's mine and im hers, slowly but surely I'd get better, she could teach me I could learn so that I can please her in a way no one could. And it would be something born between both of us out of love.
Why would I wanna be a faggot like you and ruin that entire experience, the entire beauty of it by ignoring her and just doing it with whoever like no one cares?
>>140905934
Waifus arnt just for sex anon
>>140905965
No but the current topic we are discussing is having sex with your waifu (or as close as our earthly limitations can allow us to) So dont try to change the subject on me faggot.
>>140905238
Aka Fruity Tooty Pointy McShooty
>>140905965
Don't boil it down to that's his argument. It's a misrepresentation. Sex is one facet of love that you share with your waifu and that includes fapping to her. Fapping to your waifu =/= the only thing you do with your waifu.
>>140906061
Whatever floats your boat.
>>140906061
Why are you sexualizing your waifu in the first place? Is sex with your waifu is really that important? Its not anon, you bang sluts and whore but you wouldnt bang your waifu like sluts and whore rights?
>>140906460
See what >>140906128 said. Having sex with your waifu is a natural and beautiful part of being married to her and that was the topic we were discussing.
>>140905623
>>140905810
Probably the most pathetic argument in exsistance. Concidering chads are getting mountains are pussy as we speak.
>>140906633
Nigga, have you seen where we are? If we abandon our waifus what do we have left?
>>140906460
You make it out like fapping to other girls is more pure than fapping to your waifu because they are whores and sluts. Your purity is backwards. If you were pure you would only fap to your waifu and nothing else.
>>140903104
but you can't have Smith in the game
>>140906695
I guess you have a point. I am on this site with you guys. And I wish my waifu existed.... I need to kill myself.
>>140906778
Instead of killing yourself rush into the sweet embrace of escapism. Imagine all of the wonderful things with your waifu.
>>140906695
We still have each other anon.
>>140906867
It's only temporary. Soon you wake up and have to go to work where you'll slave away for the rest of your life, never getting to live with your waifu. Hopefully I will be united with her in heaven.
>>140905238
out of my very bad firearm knowledge, I think it's a CheyTac M200
>>140906746
Why not?
She has the superior pussy
>>140906940
Hey you know anon, where I am its 40 minutes until sunday, and sunday's easter in my religion. Make a wish, who knows maybe someone up there will hear you.
>>140906940
Your life is temporary. There's nothing in the void after death. It's not like you go off to sleep and dream of good things. Those good dreams are a part of life. Live long enough to dream more.
>>140907038
You have absolutely no way of proving what happens after death
>>140903796
Now that she has hotsprings, she'll either spend the winter in a barely heated greenhouse so she can keep awake, or go dormant in a shelter near them where MON can monitor her.
>>140907008
Thanks man. Made me feel better.
>>140907107
I'm going to leave this one alone. We're getting way off topic here.
Can we all just please get along? I think that's what Tio would want us to do!
>>140907107
>>140907038
This is one slippery ass slope to a shit storm
>>140907255
Tio is so lucky... I want a lap Kii.
>>140907255
?
But we're actually having an interesting discussion about death and our waifus. Would you rather some horsepussy discussion for the umpteenth million time?
>>140907107
After you die I'll take your waifu for myself
>>140907311
That looks comfy.
>>140907357
My waifu is mine. MINE.
>>140906969
because y'know, fags can't get over a superior human
>>140907311
oh man i wonder what would happen if she and cathyl hugged each other :D
>>140907548
I wouldn't mind suffocating between Cathyl and Tio
>>140907548
> :D
I know this must be difficult for you but please dont be a faggot.
>>140907548
Do me a favor. Stick a toothpick under your thumbnail and kick a wall really hard.
>>140907548
Big bang.
>>140907752
Now he has a broken foot and a thumbnail with a toothpick in it. I don't think you thought your statement through otherwise you could have told him to just kick a wall really hard.
>>140907926
My apologies; I meant to say: stick a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall really hard.
>>140907548
>Bringing out Cathyl's insecurities so she starts crying she could never pull off the cute outfits Tio does
>>140907548
>>140908052
and then tios instincts kick in and she tries to make cathy feel better by hugging her and telling her shes pretty
>>140908149
>>140908149
this.is.perfect
>>140908213
Then she gives Tio some of her outfits to try onbut they end up being too small to contain the cowtits
I want to go camping in Kii's forest.
>>140908466
Who doesn't?
>>140908466
I want to plant myself in Kii's garden.
>>140908422
And proced to milk her to reduce her breasts.
>>140908466
Would you rummage through her bush?
I know i would.
>>140908655
with her mouth
>>140907311
What a coincidence, I'd like to lap Tio.
>>140908466
I want to inseminate Kiiand take responsibility
>>140904446
>winter is coming
>rooting down in darlings garden so he can tend to her
>darling, in a thick sweater, looking outside from the kitchen
>kii smiles and waves
>darling goes outside
>she is defoliated and gnarly
>she is still waiving at the window. actually frozen in her position, swaying a little in the wind
>he brushes off the snow and pats down the thermal mats that were rolled up by gusts of wind
>>140908867
>I want to pollinate Kiiand take responsibility
FTFY
>>140908789
Blahblahblah, ends in a savage tribadism.
Muh deeek....
>>140901813
Spider!
>>140908918
>not a horny 69
>Fluffy, blow dried Cathyl when?
>>140908898
>ywn experience a life with Kii
>>140909158
That just makes me think early 90s Dolly Parton
>big titted minotaur dolly Parton
Make it so
>>140909158
I'd prefer soaking wet hair going everywhere Cathyl as she pulls her upper body out of a trough of water with her coverall top undone and her bikini top straining to keep things contained.
>>140909600
Whipping her tails back and forth sexily.
>>140908466I actually would enjoy camping in her forest, no innuendos or anything. Having someone there who isn't much of a talker and keeps some distance would be nice. Like having the illusion of being alone when you actually aren't
>>140910304
I never knew that was something people actually LIKED
Oh no! Your monster waifu gets swarmed by SJWs, will she succumb to their ideology?
>>140910989
no.
Also, leave.
>>140910989
No. She would rape them for their sweat. I would hose her off after she's done to not bring the stench into the house.
>>140908466
>she absorbed too much nutrients during the day
>later, that night
Kii body pillows when?
>slime mercilessly rapes waifus
Would you defend your waifu's honor, fellas?
>>140911600
Slime is my waifu. I would defend her honor to rape whomever she wants.
>>140910748
Camping or solitude?
>>140911600
with a plastic bag, leaving Suu trapped there for a while
>>140911681
Solitude. While someone is watching.
>>140911650
What if my waifu lived in the Atlantic Ocean?
>>140911732
>suu would rape a girl in a wheelchair
She has no limits.
>>140911749
That's tough but doable. She would need a wetsuit and it would have to have especially stretchy parts to it for her tentacles to envelop your waifu.
>>140911600
She's probably better at defending herself than I would ever be, but I'd try my hardest to protect her anyways
>>140911732
I will never understand why anyone would think Doppel a best after all she'sa terrible frenchman
I would protect Tio with my life.
>>140911874
Just because she probably can doesn't mean she should have to.She's a girl after all.
>>140911851
> Ocean dissolves her and all the salt dehydrates her
And there she dies
>>140911958
You must not have read what I said. The wetsuit encapsulates her from dissolving in the ocean.
>>140911893
is that a condom?
>>140911874
If she has no depth perception. How does she reload a bolt action sniper rifle?
>>140911922
That's nice.
>>140912024
It looks like trash.
>>140912024
Not really. Do you see a reservoir tip?
>>140911948
Of course. I'm the first line of defense, and hopefully the only one necessary
>>140912063
Thanks you too senpai
>>140903175
fyi, nipples from official source is A-OK
>>140911742
>While someone is watching.
When you put it like that it feels weird, but solitude in moderation can be quite wonderful. And while it can be nice to be alone from time to time, humans are still social creatures and that's why I think it would be nice to have Kii somewhere within few a kilometers
>>140912222
That guy was great...
Nice digits btw anon
>>140912222
QUAAAAAAAADS
>>140912222
God that guy, what a faggot he was.
Which girl is most likely to win a game of Jeopardy?
>>140912542
What's Jeopardy?
>>140911480
she's perfect!
I mean, if you want a chubby monstergirl just give her a lot of nutrients and water, if you want a loli monstergirl, you have suck the nutrients out of her body through her boobs
>>140902160
Cuckfish a shit
>>140911650
Suu isn't rapey, she just an aggressive negotiator for what she and her adopted family need.
>>140912747
Absolute perfection.
Parpi dera heerrrpi!
Which 1-note 4th tier tertiary character will this thread obssess over next?
>>140913104
Mantis Shrimp/Centaur girls. Upper half human, lower half mantis shrimp.She's a cheerleader with more air in her head than a hot air balloon.
>>140908238
FASTER
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>>140912906
I love her too but she raped the shit out of Draco for attacking Master. She also raped Oct and Rachne indescriminate of who was on her side. Then there's just your general thirsty raping. Give into it. She's the cutest rapist ever conceived.
I want to marry this snake.
>>140913425
Miia is cute
>>140913518
She really is.
Reminder to discipline your homestays and teach them proper respect.
>>140913619
>ywn have a cute weeb kitsune girl stay with you
>>140913619
I would never beat my waifu. I'd teach her manners.
>>140913619
WE DONT NEED ANY MORE FUCKING REMINDER.
STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING REMINDERS JUST POST SOMETHING LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING.
>>140913792
Reminder to calm down it's just a meme.
>>140913792
Shut up and let me give some love to your sweet thighs.
>>140913826
I think we need more reminders to calm people.
Updated my image yet again to keep up with the current Monmusu thread shenanigans.
God, the Cathyl and Kii fags just showed up out of nowhere
>>140913726
Disciplining someone doesn't mean to beat them.
>>140913792
S.R.E.A.M.
>>140913905
This shit wasnt funny and by now its just getting annoying.
Its like the tongue meme.
>>140913905
This one?
>>140913961
>S.R.E.A.M.
What?
>>140913905
> Polt is best catgirl
>>140913905
It's amazing how Mero fags have been able to stay shitpost free for all this time.... But maybe... What if Mero fags are the shitposters trying to taint THE OTHER FANDOMS SO THEY CAN KEEP THEIRS CLEAN WHILE EVERYONE THROWS SHIT AT EACH OTHER! #9/11NeverHappenedin all seriousness though. It's nice to see Kiifags getting noticed, we try our best not to shitpost
>>140914048
Suu Rapes Everything Around Me
>>140913330
'll give you Draco, because yes that was intended to establish dominance. Although I could argue that she was aggressively pursuing her Kurusu's safety. With Oct and Rachnee she was clearly putting an end to the fight without regard for an ally's discomfort. Again though, she's defending her Kurusu, while reminding Rachnee who the alpha mon musume in the house is. As for thirsty raping, even then she did her best to give pleasure in return for the moisture she needed. She's not a taker or a giver; she's a naive trader.For the rest of the thread I can't call out people for being apologists for their favorite girl.
>>140914075
Yeh.
You caught me redhanded. Look at this face, thats the face of a moblord underground criminal that wouldnt hesitate to burn your whole family alive if youd cross her.
Being unable to post here properly feels bad man
>>140914126
I understand what you're coming from but it's just downplaying the fact that all of that was rape. She's a rapist but that doesn't make her a bad person. She's a delight. There's no need to apologize for her. She is who she is. Here have an edit from before we knew what her hair color was.
>>140914227
I used to be a Merofag. Mostly because of her adorableness and pure. innocence.
>>140914075
If people start shitting on Mero, we just cross our eyes, stick out our tongue, and move on.
I want to kiss Miia as she wraps her tail around me and squeezes me.
>>140914425
>used to
What changed?
>>140914227
What a twist this would be
>>140914443
why is she cross nippled?
>>140914443
Some people already do with the "tongue chan meme" and "cuckfish" meme. But it has no effect because Merofags have unlocked true enlightenment. Must feel good being the purest.
which monmusu would make the best operator?
>>140914597
the ones that don't die when they're killed
>>140914478
Pls no judge.
I just simply lost interest. She was cute and amazing but like I said she got boring. Then I moved to Cerea, which again I got bored with. Then I found my favourite girl. I still have respect for Mero.
>>140914597
The perfect form shapeshifter with special forces police training, /k/ommando.
>>140914652
Slut!
>>140914597
Polt
>>140914711
Anon pls
>>140914652
I aint judging. The only way Id judge is if you changed your waifu if she was mero. You're free to chose if you just liked mero or anyone else, thats perfectly fine.
>>140914531
Kurusu's a pervert.
>>140914729
>zero-bark-thirty
Kek
So second side when?
>>140914754
Thanks anon
>>140914652
It's okay. Just like with normal relationships, sometimes it just doesn't work out. Glad you found your perfect best girl, she is very cute!
>>140914652
>Then I moved to Cerea, which again I got bored with.
>Cerea
>got bored with
There's no helping you.
>>140914862
>>140914754
This level of politeness in a Monster Musume thread is disturbing.
>>140913091
Holy shit, i can't believe people still use that picture i took from a youtube video.
>>140914799
Those are some thick hips.
>>140914900
Newfag spotted. Merofags are always nice guys.
>>140914990
In that case, I wish they posted more often.
>>140915046
Nah, that's boring.
>>140915046
Well I do try to post every now and then. I dont like shoving Mero down everyones throats, which is why I dont.
>>140913425
I never really wanted kids before, but for some reason I would be happy raising a family with Miia.
>>140915230
Personally I'd want at least three snek daughters.
I-is it bad that, after playing God Of War i wanna read a fanfic where Kratos tires and kills/fucks all the monster girls? Am i a bad person?!
>>140915046
>I wish they posted more often.
It's better this way, a little bit of less would be nice though IMO. There was a sudden surge at one point which increased it a little.
>>140915513
Yes
>>140915216
Only if more fan bases could be like Merofags.
>>140915513
Yes
>>140914928
The googly eyes amuse me to no end
>>140915230
Spider Babies would be pretty cute~
>>140915605
Nah. Everyone and their waifus are alright. The shitposters that ruin it for people are the ones that need a chill pill.
Less popular girls like Mero and Lala and such dont have many fans, so they tend to be more mellowed out.
>>140915724
>>140915795
I remember how Luzfags were around and people shunned them in these threads and started calling Luz a slut to pick on the Luzfags... I feel bad for them.
>>140915946
People can be mean
Is the world of Monster Musume the start of the sixth world?
>>140915724BOO! :3
