>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
No men of love here
first for nigg eweiofbhosduf
>>140899682
shitty poses
second for forgetting jojo title
>>140899778
It's better this way. Threads marked JoJo always end up with more shitposting.
>>140899763
>>140899682
As you know i'm a man of........what was it again?
Have a thing
>>140899818
Don't be fucking retarded, its just an annoyance for anyone who uses the catalog+jojo to try and find the threads.
Bottomless pit is really good
>>140899894
>anyone who uses the catalog+jojo to try and find the threads
You mean the main source of cancer on this board?
can anyone post those panels when kira goes full autistic on koichi and starts having long speeches?
http://pastebin.com/cKQX63k8
Reposting my story for all you wonderful people
It's especially nice for Hotpants fans.
r8 m8
I Identify as DIOkin. My Pronouns are KONO/DIO/DA. My headmates are Pucci/Za Waurdo/Diego andI have distinct memories of MUDAMUDAMUDAing as a child. I have to come to this board to politely ask you to stop supporting the wretched Joestars in their endeavors and to please post trigger warnings whenever the sun is visible in a picture.
Thank you.
>>140899878
hand ?
>>140899958
>the people that frequent these threads are cancer
Then why the fuck are you here?
>>140900108
Because I'm a normal person who wants to discuss JoJo. Don't lump me in with the shitposters just because I'm calling them out you deep fried faggot.
>>140900037
most beautiful thing i have read this month
truly a work of art
>>140900207
Have you ever seen /v/'s JoJo threads? It makes this place look like heaven
>>140900263
There are... /v/ threads?
![[HEAVEN].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cxddn0Y.jpg "[HEAVEN].jpg")
>>140900263
we are in heaven alright
I've only watched the anime and really dig it so far, should I read the manga for the next parts (5,6 etc) or wait until the respective anime is released? Which one is better?
>>140900049
>No Cool Ice headmate
whats the difference between knhum and temperance
other than the whole yellow goop flesh eating thing
>>140900326
just read and read them in order
>>140900326
read it since the anime will take years to catch up
>>140900326
read it dumbass
>>140900037
I don't know what your story is about but I like Doom Patrol too, it's actually what ended up getting me into Jojo indirectly
>>140900326
Read the manga. Get out before you get spoiled.
>>140900037
>>140900426
I feel like Grant Morrison and Araki would get along pretty well
>>140900347
>Cool Ice
So why is there so much hate for the new OP? It has the best music of all the OPs so far. While it doesn't have guys in CG moving and punching, it is something even more interesting: a surreal trippy combo of a slice of life and a JoJo opening. It does a really good job of in a way showing how the entire town itself is a character in of itself due to the characters and happenings of said town.
>>140900518
I actually think Grant was pretty inspired by Jojo when he was working on DP; just look at some of his character designs.
>>140900410
>>140900420
>>140900433
>>140900421
ok will do
>>140900522
That's a big dong
>>140900640
4 u
>>140900540
I feel like the CGI always clashes with David Pro's style too much, even in the earlier parts
Not that the earlier openings weren't great on their own, but as an opening to a show it was kind of jarring
>>140900640
That's not even his dong though.
>Araki hasn't made a villain based on the Netflix button...
>>140900717
It is now
>>140900640
>>140900737
So what, Bohemian Rhapsody but for TV instead of manga characters?
>>140900737
>Different movies and shows
A stand where you can swap yourself into someone else's life.
post em
>>140900888
such a shitty GET
>>140900888
wwow
>>140900888
Yours are perfect 10/10 my friend
>>140900888
>>140900888
>>140900888
wow
>>140900972
>favourite villain
>favourite part
>the whole last row
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>140900972
>hating on Bohemian Rhapsody
The fights with Dio's sons were easily among the best things about part VI
>>140900972
>favorite villain
>least favorite villain
>>140900972
>favorite fight
now im going to read jojolion
fuck you..
>>140900737
>what is D4C
>stand's ability is poetry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JUWuP2kEM
Did Billy have the most powerful stand?
Reminder to buy Jojo merch
>>140901185
You weren't convinced by the Beetle Tendency already?
>>140901065
>>140901116
>>140901154
Honestly i made this quite a while ago and i don't feel the same in some area's and i will update it, as for bohemian rhapsody, the fight was "ok" but i didn't like ungalo so i kinda threw him under the bus
>>140900888
>anime only fag
triggered
>>140901236
I don't think I've ever seen MR as anyone's favourite Part 3 stand.
Thats alright I guess, I'm more of a sword man than a chicken.
>>140901236
what wrong with a silent way?
>>140901327
It's just a rehash of Echoes
>>140901381
>rehash
not this word again
I left /v/ two years ago anon. Don't bring this word to me again.
>>140901405
It's a casual stand with artificial abilities
>>140901381
just like tons of stand in late parts
Reading jojo made me realize how hard it is to come up with new powers. I've been thinking about making a comic for a while now but I can never come up with cool powers, and when I do come up with something it always fits villains more than protagonists.
Guess Jojolion's main villain stand name
Nut Call King
>>140901729
>it always fits villains more than protagonists
Now this is definitely true
>>140901754
Soft & Wet
>>140900888
How many of you started lifting because of JoJo?
>>140901754
Killer Queen
>>140901754
hamburger hinder-er
>>140901754
Everybody wants to rule the world
>>140901754
Like Herod
>>140901833
i love this meme
but seriously, how do you defeat it? It is literally the perfect attack.
IT COMBINES BOTH ATTACK AND DEFENSE
>>140901754
The Powers That B, as a reference to the rockmen inflitrating and influencing society for centuries
>>140899682
would Dio have develloped a different stand if he hadn't a jojo body?
>>140901833
Well memed friend.
How exactly do I spell his name?
>>140900888
>>140901754
dio
>>140901959
hey that's pretty cool
>>140901985
B-A-R-B-I-E
>>140899880
Nice, one with map still the best though.
>>140901985
TRES B-I-E-N
What the hell even killed Stroheim?
Did he fuck the hands?
>>140902101
Soviet science.
>>140902101
santviento did
>>140901985
orby
Would it be incest?
>>140902101an enemy stand
>>140902101
Russians
>>140902153
they're not blood-related so no
>>140902153
Even if he didn't have the Kira half it would be incest
>>140902101
It was my stand 「Kalinka」
>>140901754
Mouth Silence
>>140902110
He probably fingered himself with them
>>140902101
He died during Stalingrad, I think he was the last German standing iirc.
>>140900355
Khnum's user is slightly less retarded with disguises.
>>140901985
Arby's
We have the meats
>>140902101
Stroheim was the best thing about part 2.
Why was his part 7 counterpart so underwhelming?
>>140902101
He fell in personal combat against Stalin, who was a stand user.
Let's end this now
http://www.strawpoll.me/10093143
>>140901754
The Fold
>>140900737
Futebol button villain when?
>>140902454
dumb poll
>>140902363
Probably because Araki was still keeping a facade, that it wasn't actually Jojo.
>>140902454
haha yeah this is a real hard question.
Lets end this now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10093181
>>140901729
Really? I've so far come up with:
>Air Pressure Manipulation (Evanescence)
>Absolute Regeneration (Jurassic Park)
>Forced Dance (Speakerboxx)
>Jotaro and Joseph arrive at Morioh Town in 1999. Joseph recognizes the town, but quickly changes the subject and walks off when Jotaro asks him about it.
Eyes of Heaven sounds kind of fun. Too bad it ended in a dumb Jotaro circlejerk.
>>140902454
Part 2
http://www.strawpoll.me/10093199
>>140900518
The members of the Brotherhood of Dada are basically Stand users, aren't they?
>>140902703
>>140902454
>these polls
What a waste of a perfectly good Kyle.
>>140902249
It erases things from photos and it slowly starts to become reality
>>140901988
You cheeky fuck.You done good.
>>140900548
Grant's DP run was before JoJo really started going towards the crazy direction though. I can definitely see later Grant stuff be JoJo inspired though. All the crazy hard to understand aspects of Final Crisis definitely scream JoJo and overthetop Super Robot anime.
>>140900699
True. Though I feel people liked the old OPs because they didn't fit and were good on their own, thus their jarring reaction to the new one.
>>140902633
EOH's story was shit.
>Diavolo stalks you the whole game and once you fight him he just drops his corpse part and leaves
>Funny Valentine is just a straight up protagonist
>Akira Otoishi is classified as a good guy
>Jotaro fanwank
>The Pillar Men do absolutely nothing
>>140902703
Last Round 1 matchup
http://www.strawpoll.me/10093314
>>140903146
>>Funny Valentine is just a straight up protagonist
this is good
>>140903236
It'sfunnyright.
>>140903146
>Jotaro fanwank
He's the most popular and iconic character in the series, what do you expect? I know it gives ass pain to most of the contrarians around here, but like it or not, he is the face of Jojo and that's never going to change.
>>140903236
>not johnny
>>140903146
Not to mention
>Fugo was being manipulated by Heaven Ascension DIO
>He gets one fight and promptly disappears, not even getting recruited
I hope that was intentional
>>140902833
Their powers definitely are stand-worthy
>attracting lost objects
>unusual strength but only while sleepwalking
>every ability the enemy didn't think of yet
>arriving as no surprise, no matter where you go
>collection of echangable floating hands
>every little unfonrtunate thing that might happen to someone
I'm cute?
>>140902195
read the manga
>>140903531
>draw a woman
>call it a kakyoin
>>140903516
You forgot the time-eating zombie reflection (Alias:the Blur), being late to things (The Toy), and Frenzy who has the poken Punchghost.
>>140903516
>>every ability the enemy didn't think of yet
Didn't this include turning people into toilets filled with flowers? Because that would be bizarre even by jojo standards.
>>140901754
｢B L A C K S T A R｣
I can't fucking wait
>>140903785
It did, that was a moment of panic after the protagonists kept listing various standard superpowers during the fight
>>140901754
'We Rock'
>>140901866
That should be alternate Donatello who's Diego's and HP's kid or something similar
>>140901961
No, World is by default Dio's stand, as we've learned in the final arc of SBR. Diego had Scary Monsters only because he stole it, the other Diego who developed his stand naturally had the World.
what did he mean by this?
Will they reuse the sound effect of Dio stopping time for bites the dust?
>>140904454
Well if they can afford new sound effects for RHCP they can spend a little more on the main villain
>>140904454
I hope they use a "sucking" noise for Bites the Dust, like, Hayato being sucked into the past and a "slluuuurp" sound goes in the background
>>140904603
Maybe with a drawn out needle scratch playing in reverse as well?
>>140902500
Aphex Twins you fuck
>>140903231
http://www.strawpoll.me/10093692
Losers' bracket
>>140904344
He finally understood the feeling of wanting to actually bone a woman's vagina and not just her hand
>>140903857
YEAH BITCH
KILL DAT HOE
>>140903146
Really the thing that gets to me is how over half the lines in it are just repurposed from manga scenes.
It's one thing to be faithful to source material, but if you're going to do a dumb multi part crossover then the least you can do is embrace it for what it is and make up your own lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP31GJgH-hg
Okuyasu a cute. CUUUUTTTTEEE!
>>140905076
>>140904745
http://www.strawpoll.me/10093820
Winners' bracket while we wait for that stalemate to end
>>140905118
>kakyoin lives
>rero
>>140905118
HIIIIII NIJIMURA OKUYASU DEEEESSSS
>>140900888
to lazy to look for exact pics at moment
>>140905177
PART TWO FAGS BTFOOOOOO
Made a quick edit.
>>140901754
[MAD WORLD]
>>140905444
>Hi! I'm QUALITY!
Anime only scenes are so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzEdUKypPc
>>140901833
Favorite meme to come out this year, I wish I was there to see the original Dire argument.
>>140905510
>quality
I don't think you know what that means anon
>>140905421
Was shigekiyo a descendant of wired beck.
>>140905384
>secondaries new favorite part is DiU
>>140901833
Dire vs Sheer Heart Attack, who wins?
>>140901754
Speed King
>>140905510
>every scene needs to be extremely perfect down to every single detail otherwise it's shit
>>140904745
http://www.strawpoll.me/10093957
Restarting this for a definitive answer.
A true hero and real human being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0DcC0WCQiQ
>>140905663
Sheer heart attack has no weaknesses
>>140901754
Love Love Deluxe
>>140905753
>sheer heart attack can be mislead using heat
>sheer heart attack can be "repaired" back to its owner potentially giving away his position
>bombs dont detonate without air
>some bombs have to be triggered by hand
>can't see his air bombs making them hard to track
>user doesn't have a combat mindset so can't use his stand's full physical ability
>can't remember any of bites the dust's loops aside from the first time it's activated
>his best ability leaves him without a stand
>if he says his name bites the dust wont kill whoever hears it
>it's canon that bites the dust victims can just call a number and hang up without talking to signal for help
NO WEAKNESS
>>140905718
If Madhouse can achieve the high quality levels they do so can other studios.
>>140905752
Good night, sweet prince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0MIDpnP1c&index=6
>>140905745
http://www.strawpoll.me/10094057
Also need another definitive answer on this
>>140905935
NO WEAKNESSES
>>140906022
>If Madhouse can achieve the high quality levels they do
>>140906022
See the thing is madhouse lives up to their names, nobody else's dedicated like that
don't mind me, just posting the best rendition of THE WORLD
>>140906076
>I don't know how it happened, it was faster than the eye could flick, but all I can do...is hand it to you...and your latest trick...I'm not crying...I'm not!
>>140906103
/a/ Parts 1-6 results:
1. Diamond is Unbreakable
2. Golden Wind
3. Stone Ocean
4. Battle Tendency
5. Stardust Crusaders
6. Phantom Blood
>>140906022
>Badhouse
Fuck off
At this point, it's pretty much confirmed that Jobin is a rockhuman, right?
His outfit has the spike motif, like the other rockmen.
>You're only human after all
>only human
he's basically subtly implying that he's superior to humans.
>>140906297
If you mean lives up to their name of being a house of retards then I agree
>>140906076
Someone should getDonutto make a leitmotif for Dire from this.
>>140906467
He doesn't do them anymore
>>140906373
>/a/ Parts 1-6 results
According to a dozen hivemind autists.
>>140906504
He has done a bunch of them in the last few weeks.
>>140901236
You're alright
>>140906441
How can he be a rockman if the remaining kids and Norisuke seem 100% human though?
>>140906576
Not for JoJo he doesn't
>>140906598
9.5/10, I'm actually surprised Aisho and the Higashikatas show so rarely on these charts
>>140906626
Work of enemy's standu
>>140906627
>Esidisi one week ago
>KISS one week ago
>Aqua necklace two weeks ago
>Whitesnake one month ago
>>140906626
It's a rockhuman that replaced the real Jobin.
>>140906807
That's plausible actually, maybe he made deals with them for normal rare fruits but kept asking too much about the rokakaka and they've decided to dispose of him. It'd also make sense why sockman seemingly respected him if that was the case.
Also his lifestyle fits with what's described as standard for rockmen, though same can be said about Karera.
>>140906908
Karera was clearly in on something with the rockhumans if she was being chased down by the Twins.
Also Joubin as a rockhuman would work, remember how Rockhumans basically steal the identities of other humans to fit in with society?
>>140906441
Reminder that Jobin's first design also had spikes before araki completely changed it, but kept the spike motif like the other rockmen. He is basically 100% confirmed rockman.
>>140906908
>Flashback man is the guy who replaced real Jobin
Is this the greatest jojo-related image of all time?
>>140906996
>Karera was clearly in on something with the rockhumans if she was being chased down by the Twins.
When Kira and Josefumi got attacked by Damo she was close, maybe the rockhumans thought she belonged to Kira and Josefumi and thus hunted her down.
>>140907109
HE HAS BEEN WITH US THE WHOLE TIME
>>140906022
>Madhouse
>High quality
>>140907110
It's not a Jojo image.
Jojo is just a shitty rip off of Diesel.
>>140906685
I think its just because part 8 isn't finished yet, so people don't like to judge it like the other parts.
>tfw there's a chance Nut King Call will never be used again
>tfw there's a chance Kyo was actually just a villain of the week
>tfw there's a chance Hato might not have a stand
>>140907183
He said JoJo related, not JoJo.
>>140907109
Flashback man-theory guy who posts those long-ass theories here, I'd genuinely be 100% okay with this.
>>140907109
He's either that or the mysterious kid they found on the beach after Johnny died.
Alternatively the kid is the old man who told Gappy the story of Johnny.
>>140907224
>Jojo is just a shitty rip off of Diesel
You can probably assume that he's joking.
>>140907340
Oh, I somehow read that the other way round, my bad.
Ok so flashback man is diego and Johnny's bodies merged with the body of Jesus christ, he has also become a rockman and is hiding as Jobin in the higashikata family?
>>140907475
Add Magenta Magenta and Diego's father to this theory
What I really want to know is what's gonna be the deal with the dog?
The latest chapter clearly showed that Araki hasn't forgotten him. I just wonder what role he's gonna play and exactly what consequences him eating that piece of the rokakaka before the earthquake had.
>>140907632
I really want to write a super long, contrived and convoluted theory involving every open plot line and weird nonsensical theories that other anons has posted right now but i don't have the time
>>140907738
he is kira now, kira that has a cat stand i a doggo now
>>140907738
He has some bound stand allowing him to phase through walls, also the bites are probably his job.
>>140907837
So he is Radical Larry?
>>140907738
SBR Iggy.
He'll end up having a solo battle against one of Jobin's beetles that's actually a stand user. He will then be killed by a rockman stand user who can create black holes while invading Jobin's manor.
So I read somewhere that Persona 4's plot is the same as fucking Part 4's, but I haven't seen anything like that, besides the wimpy dude and the musclehead. Anyone care to explain?
>>140908100
They're school kids on the hunt for a deranged killer who meet and fight other characters from around town with their spirit ghosts that have special abilities.
>>140908043
>black holes
Surely you meanwhite holes?
>"Where the hell is all this crap coming from!?">Suddenly avdul!
>>140907738
Speaking of Iwasuke, why did Yagiyama go out of his way to give him a rokakaka? He had already eaten one, so he was already a rock dog. That piece of rokakaka apparently 'cured' him in the eyes of Tsurugi, but then Yagiyama died and the Higashikata's found a trace of how to cure the rock disease from that. So in the end Yagiyama's actions seem a bit strange to me. Or I could be forgetting something, who knows. It's been a while since I've reread JJL.
>>140908200
I don't think the scene with Yagiyama will have any relevance now. Araki has probably retconned it.
It's in the shitpile along with the Kira+Josefumi+Karera picture.
>>140908339
>>140908339
Could be, but why would he include Iwasuke eating a Rokakaka in the latest chapter then? I'm going to guess that next chapter Yagiyama finds out that Iwasuke ate the last Rokakaka and decides to use him for something. The picture is definitely retconned, or maybe she photoshopped it.
>>140907738
>Yasuho's dog Josuke dies
>family buries it in the yard, not knowing about the soil magic
>
>reborn as Iwasuke, the rock dog
>>140900518
Why would you imagine that? They seem like opposite personality types. I think Grant Morrison would scare Araki.
>>140900518
Not really, both are good in different ways but Morrison is bit of a megalomaniac and his public act is pretty annoying, Araki on the contrary seems pretty quiet and humble.
Morrison is past his prime, DP and Animal Man were the best
>>140908878
Didn't araki say that many of the people he meet wa quite [MENACED] by him
Do you use a Jojo picture as your avatar for Steam, Twitter, Youtube, Asian Date, Black people meet, Myspace, Christian Mingle, etc.
What are they?
Am I just a bitch or was watching the whole Nijimura Brothers episode with Okuyasu and Keicho really difficult?
Like, seeing him get kicked around and shit and crying was really sad for me. I don't remember it being that awful in the manga.
at least okuyasu made things happier in the end
>>140908942
>>140908942
No, but this is my phone screensaver
>>140909374
I really hope david keeps his arm the same
>>140900888
quality bait friend
>>140908942
I would use this for blackpeoplemeet.com
>>140908942
best panels senpai
Why do Nips love Jotaro and Part 3 but Westerners hate them?
>>140909698
Western Casuals love part 3 , it's their first introduction to Jojo
>>140909698
Because Jotaro is autistic and can't have sex with women like them (except that one time)
>>140909698
Why do they still watch harems, are fans of girls that beat guys up and have stories in other worlds where people say itadakimasu and eat with chop sticks
>>140909407
They managed to keep this in so why not
Could Valentine use D4C to go to the original universe parts 1-6 took place in?
>>140909986
That would take forever, quite literally
I really that hope part 9 Araki will go full battle shonen and just make some sort of secret school for stand users, and make the first few battles a tournament arc.
>>140910101
FUCK NO
