Stop it you fucking japanese trucks
Can you melt down a Japanese truck and use the metal to forge the greatest sword in the world?
>>140893778
They cannot be stopped.
They can't be bargained with.
They can't be reasoned with
They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
>>140893778
>Saving a puppy
Fucking retard. Poor truck couldn't do a thing.
He was the real victim!
>>140893951
Chumimiiin
![Airgear_v02_c08[Snoopycool]_Air Gear v02 062_34e481b60b27c1.png](https://i.imgur.com/awBFidU.png "Airgear_v02_c08[Snoopycool]_Air Gear v02 062_34e481b60b27c1.png")
>>140893778
fuck your trucks, buddy!
>>140893867
Why would you want a cursed blade that lusts for blood?
>>140894659
To avange your weepy eyes clan
>>140894879
>swerved at her
>>140894916
>her
Can your waifu stand up to a Japanese truck?
Can Goku win against a Japanese truck?
>>140894879
Holy fuck, it's a real thing.
>>140894879
That is not a truck
Are you Tom Cruise or something
>>140895935
The filename is
>Japanese truck drivers
Clearly signifying that the driver is a truck driver even though he wasn't driving a truck at the time.
>>140895935
it's a pick-up truck
>>140894939
>red randoseru
Yes?
>>140894657
>Red means stop
>>140895935
>>140896203
It's called a kei truck
>>140897275
>a gang of trucks just hanging out
This looks dangerous.
>>140897320
>They just wait for a mass of people to come by
It's a massacre waiting to happen.
>>140894879
Something is horribly wrong with japs.
>>140897371
China's worse.
>>140897275
Tripfag in front, the rest are anons.
>>140897427
China is worse than anyone though.
>>140897492
what about india?
>>140894879
So this is the power of real life Japanese truck...
>>140897275
It's like a giant mobile casino...
>>140893778
Consider this: The greatest hero to come out of Japan is none other than Optimus Prime.
But Optimus Prime is a truck. Thus he must be a bad guy.
In conclusion, Decepticons are heroes and Megatron is our savior.
>>140894879
truck tried to pass the car with the cam for some stupid reason. it was going back to lane and almost hit >her
>>140897427
Nah, chinese drivers have the courtesy to finish you off, no matter how minor the initial injury is.
>>140897713
I thought nips are supposed to be polite on the road.
>>140897757
>they hit you with walking speed with their mirror
>Start speeding up and follow you to wherever you go so they can finish you off
Sounds about right.
>>140897535
Indians don't know any better.
>>140897757
I read that if you injure someone in china you have to pay for their medical care for the rest of their life. So its easier to kill them instead.
>>140893778
>Driver's "not this shit again" expression
>>140897838
what about all the gang rapes? are they just memes being spread by feminists?
>>140897910
Just part of their culture, none of my business.
>>140897789
I see the propaganda's working very well
>implying emotionally repressed nips wouldn't run over people in the heat of thing
>>140897910
gang rapes are socially acceptable for the most part. Just don't touch an educated person, or don't let them or any witnesses live, and you're dandy.
>>140897982
Are the fucking toy cars even capable of hurting anyone?
>>140897713
Shit's illegal too. Pretty much every country has laws saying that if there's a car stopped in front of a sidewalk, you must stop before the sidewalk as well.
>>140897992
so its like the rest of the world then?
>>140893778
we need Truck-girl moe anime where they trying hard not to crash someone
>>140897992
Indian here. Not really, though you are right about not touching people with money. If you even get accused of it, people will riot and try to break into the jail to kill you.
>>140893867
This seems like something anime might have already done. Put it alongside some weapon crafted from the bodies of those who had fallen to the Japanese cold and you have the ultimate weapons.
-drives into thread-
Hey everyone, I'm not a Japanese truck ok?
>>140898124
Why?
>>140898133
Hey not a Japanese truck!
I'm a little girl crossing the streets!
I hope we can get along really well.
>>140898181
Because they get mad that they missed out on the party.
>>140898181
Because "rape is bad so the court doesn't even need to make a decision".
>>140898011
it's heavy enough to seriously injure you if you're run over, especially at slow speed
>>140898204
I think our relationship will be smashing!
>>140898204
Hey little girl.
I'm a fat faceless salary man.
Lets go to karaoke.
>>140898011
Nah man. Even NFL quarterbacks are more dangerous than them.
>>140898234
I sure hope we can have a very close relationship!
>>140898210
>>140898227
I don't get it.
>>140898290
Nigs are very dangerous.
>>140898306
Our meeting was fated, you were running to school with a piece of toast on your mouth as we crashed into each other.
>>140898311
The only thing Indians enjoy more than a gang rape is forming an angry mob and literally tearing someone limb from limb.
So we have guns as girls, ships as girls. Why not trucks as boys crashing into little girls?
>>140898529
Hey may be we are destined to keep running into each other?
>>140898535
Are they niggers of asia?
Cant the japanese truck beat THE COCK?
>>140898629
See you in your next life.
>>140893778
why is it always a truck
would it kill them to use a bus or a regular car
If a japanese truck approaches a girl and the driver has a japanese cold, who dies first?
>>140898669
I hope we can be all friendly again then!
What happens when a japanese truck driver has a cold?
>>140898954
>Driver dies of cold
>While driving
>Truck kills a shitton of people
Win-win.
For the cold and truck that is.
>>140898954
Many people have been transported into another dimension while pondering this complex question, I'd advice you to just drop that pandora's box of a question anon.
>>140897275
This shit was based on real life?
>>140899073
Please don't make me think of this game.
>>140899057
Are they stupid?!? They should be more worried about the heavily modified Japanese killing machines behind them.
>>140899366
oops wrong post meant this one >>140899073
>sees a japanese truck
>>140894879
The lust for blood is strong.
Japanese trucks, horrible monsters.
Truly the deadliest weapon.
>>140899666
I also had that reaction when you spawned upon this thread, Satan-sama.
>>140893778
>>140894418
ikr, he could probably get away with reckless driving if he only hits the puppy, but now he has to deal with murder too.
>>140894879
>Now let's observe this juvenile attempting to catch its prey by surprise. See how the elder vehicle is standing back to observe and let the youngster have its own try. But its attempts are still clumsy and with millions of years of coevolution its nimble would-be meal is always alert and by no means easy to catch.
>Now that the little redback is aware of the predators in its area it will be even more cautious for the rest of the day, thus our predator's radiators will remain empty. A valuable lesson for both.
>>140895419
it would hit him like a laser rifle. He wouldn't see it coming.
>>140894879
Don't give up, truck-kun! Ganbare! You'll get em' next time.
>>140901237
has anyone successfully trained a japanese truck?
>>140902076
Google has.
>>140899738
This seems a tad excessive.
>>140893951
What do you fucking think? It's a goddamn Truck
![[propane and propane accsessorys].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qWC8rPN.jpg "[propane and propane accsessorys].jpg")
>>140899738
what the fuck
>>140894879
This was your chance, this was the beginning of your magical journey and YOU BLEW IT
asians are the worst drivers but design some of the best cars
you can't explain this shit
Featuring Truck-kun
>>140893778
Japanese trucks are so common because they're so easy.
Character dies or is injured without needing an enemy or getting a new one.
Can often be used with a noble sacrifice
Can have various levels of damage based on the needs of the story, from instant death to drawn out death to a few broken bones.
Can be used anywhere there is roads, which is everywhere these days.
It's like using Nazis or Zombies as bad guys. It's easy.
>>140904325
>Character dies or is injured without needing an enemy or getting a new one.
What about the truck driver?
>>140904442
>What about the truck driver?
Foisted on to the justice system. Either they were asleep, or the main character was in the wrong, or was trying to save someone in the wrong, etc etc... How often does it happen that the truck driver had malicious intent?
>>140904139
Truck-kun redeemed himself in the end, for a loli. Loli has the power to change the world.
>>140893778
Japanese trucks are their version of those damn white sis males.
>>140904550
The truck driver is the guy who murdered her. The last rapist.
>>140894879
>It still goes to the little girl
>>140904442
Now I want to read a story about a guy who gets re-incarnated into a fantasy world and then attempts to get back to his own world to claim his vengeance against the truck driver that killed him.
>>140898631
Indians aren't even Asian, they're the original aryans.
>>140897275
I can see Araki doing a Jojo serie with these as Stands.
guys
what if the trucks are driving the truck drivers?
Japan is scary.
>>140904325
BUT THEY ARE FUCKING TRUCKS
YOU SEE THEM COMING
YO HEAR THEM
WHAT THE FUCK
>>140905418
Presumably they don't
>>140899738
OW THE EDGE
>>140904134
Russians are the worst drivers.
>>140907560
They have all the dashcams and subsequent videos because of the fraud.
Truck-kun why
>>140907634
Yes and? Doesn't change the fact that Russian drivers are the worst. A lot of it has to do with the fact that Russian police don't give a fuck apparently and doesn't enforce simple rules.
>>140907862
>>140907560
Russian drivers are nowhere near worse. Asians like Chinese and indians are 100 times worse. Nig nogs in south africa are probably on the list too.
Since 4chin still is shit with soundless webms have some ruskie driving here
https://my.mixtape.moe/ixncfi.webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/oslgyd.webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/dyxfte.webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/npygtk.webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/tqrkkh.webm
>>140908495
>Nig nogs in south africa are probably on the list too.
>>140905418
>BUT THEY ARE FUCKING TRUCKS
>YOU SEE THEM COMING
>YO HEAR THEM
>WHAT THE FUCK
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=954_1378470863
Bonus point: He was an illegal alien, he didn't have a license, he lied to get the job, he was hired because he'd do it for the bare minimum amount of cash and if I remember the article right, he's already out of jail.
>>140908685
Holy fucking shit
>>140908544
Is the second one from Initial D?
>>140908544
> #1 and #5
Those are clearly just as much the fault as the idiots running into traffic at full speed as they are the fault of the drivers speeding up to try to pass first.
Why are Russians in such a rush? It's not like they have jobs or anything to do really.
>>140908960
The dashcams are here because that, 99% of times the fault is of the "victim"
The dangerous thing about the truck is that even if you dodge it, you'll likely still die.
>dodge the truck
>it crashes
>horses stampede out of the trailer now that you let your guard down
>get trampled
The truck itself is just a vessel of fate coming yo end your life.
>>140908544
>oh a car, I'm sure I can outrun it with a fucking stroller
>>140908960
They need to return home to play dota
>>140908544
What the fuck was going on in the fourth one?
>>140909315
Cyka blyat.
>>140904649
He died as well, seeing the broken as fuck window and the blood on it.
Truck-kun avenged her and killed all the scumbags.
>>140909525
He can stop japanese trucks
>>140908544
>dat eurobeat
>>140909406
Possibly a forest fire. It happens sometimes if the year is dry.
>>140908685
>Bonus point: He was an illegal alien, he didn't have a license, he lied to get the job, he was hired because he'd do it for the bare minimum amount of cash and if I remember the article right, he's already out of jail.
Happened in south africa though, it's barely a crime there to kill 27 people.
>>140895397
Damn right.
>>140908685
This is what happens when you don't teach your kids to look both ways before crossing the street.
Never trust a green light.
>>140893778
The left seat has seen some shit
>>140908544
>second one
"n-no way, how can he overtake me from the outside lane"
>>140908544
Holy shit that fourth link. Is Russia the closest thing to hell on earth?
>>140898631
No, muslims are, but worse.
>>140911950
Yeah, I believe that was the second circle right there.
>>140893778
Japanese cold vs japanese truck
Who wins?
>>140914224
they team up at the end.
>>140893951
With what you said, this must be the truck's theme song then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c
>>140897275
>>140899073
[Enka Intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I4X035NCGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8un25btzk
>>140909649
The girl's ghost avenges herself, you can see small bloody footprints walking away in the last frame.
>>140914457
Can Nana's enka placate the wrath of Japanese trucks?
>>140893778
SEOOOOO
>>140893778
>>140894418
>not saving the puppy
Psycho, pls
>>140893778
It's not just the Japanese trucks that are scary.
Everyone here drives at 15-20 km/h over the speed limit even in residential 30 km/h zones and on streets that are about the width of one standard lane but in reality allow two way traffic.
Japanese driving culture is fuck. You get overtaken for doing only 5 km/h over the limit.
>>140894463
>>140916691
All because she stopped in the middle of the road to watch the approaching truck instead of continuing to wheel her way across.
>>140916819
She >>140894879 stopped, too. This is realistic.
Why do Japs consider trucks so final?
>>140893778
I'm starting to understand why the japs like mad max
>the captcha are trucks
They know
>>140916915
She stopped because she saw/heard the truck coming and then turned and got off the road.
Also the view of the truck would have been obscured by the car that was filming in the first place, which is why she didn't see it, and presumably the truck didn't see her, until it was close.
In Hayate's case the truck was fucking miles away with no other traffic and she stopped wheeling herself and just watched it approach.
