How can they possibly defeat this?
Annie is love
Annie is life
Annie means the worldto me
Annie a miracle of the universe
Annie might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out
>>140796546
With the power of plot. Duh.
>>140796546
They should pray to God and hope for a miracle.
Post best girl material.
>>140796598
I got your back fampai
>>140796546
Hanji comes out of nowhere and Mike and Nanaba come back from the dead to help Levi wreck him
>>140796592
>They should pray to Bert and hope for a miracle.
Ftfy
>>140796618
prove it.
I stopped reading this when that talking orangutan showed up. it got a little too ridiculous for me.
Have they made it to the basement? what was in it?why is everyone a titan?
>>140796641
Keep your clothes on, whore~
>>140796640
I say the same.
>>140796546
QUALITY thread?
>>140796656
>Have they made it to the basement?
No
>what was in it?
Probably a sex dungeon
>why is everyone a titan?
Because of bloodlines or some shit
>>140796669
Mikasa is the only shingeki who looks good without clothes so she may as well take them off.
>>140796598
>>140796641
Mikasa cannot compete
>>140796725
So pretty much nothing important has happened since then?
>>140796817
The secks must be incredible.
>>140796592
What more can Erwin do honestly?
>>140796874
Die on his feet.
>>140796872
Eren too degenerate and braindead for that.
>>140796598
>>140796618
>>140796641
>>140796669
>>140796810
>>140796817
Can't we just get along and have some group play?
>>140796672
Bert be with you.
>>140796919
I will kill your waifus.
>>140797052
You can try.
>>140797119
Come at me bro.
>>140797119
I'm pretty sure I could kick everyone's ass in here unless they are some beefy mountain or something.
>>140797425
What if they are titans?
>>140797739
I only have like 20 pics in my SnK folder and they're all Ymir/Historia good shit.
>>140797784
Take my love anon
>>140797810
I've always appreciated their small side arc. Plus Ymir is a huge lovable jerk. Can't wait to see her again.
>>140797950
>>140797950
Yeah me too.
>>140797950
I want to see her to do shenanigans together with the orphans and Historia scolding them afterwards.
>>140798059
Made me chuckle.
>>140797633
That would be bad for me.
>>140798107
Man when I saw Historia with those orphans I could only imagine Ymir's face. She's the type to not be able to deal with kids.
I just want Bert to find peace.
>>140798343
Why him and not Reiner?
>>140798343
He'll probably never find peace ;-;
>>140796598
Well, at least to me she is the best and my love will never waver.
>>140798367
Who said I don't want the same for Reiner too?
>>140798431
Both of them aregoing to hell.
>>140798451
Hell doesn't exist.
Who LH here?
>>140798392
>>140798451
I know.
>>140798474
Titan shifters don't exist.
Man, every time I see a SnK thread, it feels like the art has gotten worse. The mangaka is such a hack in regards to visual craftsmanship, and the story itself is full of asspulls.
I don't understand how anyone could've kept on reading after Eren first transformed.
>>140798478
Not me. I like LH friendship tho.
>>140798502
Hell doesn't exist in SnK universe too unlike titan shifters. Afterlife is a myth.
>>140798507
I mostly read for my favorite character who is irrelevant right now, so for now I read for what's in the basement.
>>140798507
How would you have liked the story to go? Titan shifting has been in it since the standalone.
>>140798556
Pretty much. Sadly both of them are irrelevant right now and I'm afraid the basement might be disappointing.
>>140798551
>Afterlife is a myth.
Titans are a myth. Checkmate.
>>140798551
If Isayama goes the religious route, then hell is literally the outside world, so BRAZ were in hell all along.
>>140798400
CUTE
>>140798631
I'm sure we will just get a guidebook from basement, then Eren will know what to do, the end.
>>140798631
After Reiner surviving nothing else can disappoint me any worse in this story. My shingeki is likely safe though so that's fine, but I hope she reunites with her husbando one day.
Erwins horse ate shit right out of the gate. He's gonna go down like a sack of stones while the rest charge on ahead. Levi will drive of MT, but not beat him.
He'll double back, find Erwin, give him the serum.
Connie will die.
Erwin and Eren will jointly take out Reiner.
Bort will retreat.
The basement will enable all the main cast to turn Titan, thus begins the war on The Village.
>>140798646
I like it.
>>140798653
>God is from hell and destroying heaven.
>>140798774
Tell that to Isayama.
>>140798800
Yeah I was thinking about Isayama while writing it anon.
>>140798774
God is omnipotent, he destroys heaven because the angels stole the forbidden fruit and are escaping their safe zone.
>>140798698
I would still be ok with this if it wasn't for the cast titanising
>>140798507
>I don't understand how anyone could've kept on reading after Eren first transformed.
Did you? If so, why?
>>140796546
Annie and Ymir come out, tag-teamed ambush and chase him away.
More Rico when?
>>140798451
Bert is God though.
>>140799321
Honestly, I think she'll probably make an appearance when the now devastated scouts return to the walls inner walls. Her skills are far too valuable to warrant her staying with the Garrison. She's a leader within the Elite Division for crying out loud.
I think you'll see her soon anon, be patient.
>>140799560
Her stats are better than expected.
>>140799560
Source of the image?
>>140796546
Asspulls and Armin coming up with a super genius strategy that none of the veteran soldiers with many years of experience could have ever thought of.
>>140796898
He will ask her for her reason of lying to him after rescuing her anyway.
>>140799597
She's one of my favourite characters despite the fact that she only really appears 3 times.
Trost, Zeke's infiltration when she aids the Elite Division taking down Titans and when the Scouts return from saving Eren when Reiner and Bort make off with him and Ymir.
>>140799600
That would be the AoT Guidebook, a must own little curio.
I hope they release and updated version eventually.
>>140796546
Manlet's going for a sneak attack.
>>140799560
You've given me hope anon!
>>140799713
I'm glad.
Now run! Run for Rico with good form!
>>140798478
LH is pure.
>>140796546
Mikasa and Levi titans
>>140796817
Why do those whores like raping poor Eren so much?
>>140799833
The whore wants to rape him.
Annie the pure wants to make hot sweaty passionate love to him.
>>140799865
ugh
>>140799803
I l-like you anon..
>>140796546
>How can they possibly defeat this?
The power of friendship of course.
>>140799865
But Mikasa has yet to do anything to him even after years of living with him while Annie used to put him in uncomfortable wrestling holds so she could dry hump him for a while.
>>140799677
>sneak attack.
Levi needs to kill a conga line of 10M+ [avg?] titans to get to Baseball Boy. That's not very fucking sneaky is it.
>>140800063
>But Mikasa has yet to do anything to him even after years of living with him
Date rape. She puts stuff in his food and molests him.
Annie was being pure and teaching him how to stay alive. Annie doesn't dry hump because she's pure.
>>140800063there is an AA fanfic that is literally this
>>140800079
I bet Isayama's still going to do it. Result is still unknown.
>>140796546
with the power of homolust shipping
>>140799672
What about Hitch's stats?
I want Reiner to find happiness. ;_;
>>140800162
Oh I don't doubt it. It's just a bit dumb. More rule of cool than anything else.
>>140800148
>AA
>>140799302
And Historia
>>140800266
Only as crack anon
>>140800197
Give me a moment, I'll check now.
>Even through all the effort of both sides, SL loses
>"We will leave the walls alone if you come with us, Eren. Your friends can come, too."
>Everyone is stripped of their gear, all the titans fuck off
>Something something "we're not the bad guys" speech, full of believable dialogue and no real evil motive
>The leader of the Titan faction is an Ackerman, and they've been working to undo everything the royalty had done to humanity
>>140800197
>Whore: 10/10
>Slut: 11/10
>Harlot 7/10
>Floozy: 9/10
>Pureness: -1/10
>>140800197
Here you go!
>>140800438
>Apathy - 9
kek
>>140800438
Well she's top 10 from North as expected. Almost as good wits as Mikasa has.
>>140799560
Can you post the Mikasa stats?
>>140800347
>Your friends can come, too.
Nah they won't say that.
>>140800392
Exactly what are you implying anon?
>>140800438
9 for apathy, haha. Lower than I would have thought for MP.
>>140800561
Just a moment anon.
>>140800476
Hitch is a typical tsundere, not apathetic at all. Even more proof the guidebook stats are assistants bullshitting to fill pages.
>>140800228
I hope so too anon. I want both Reiner and Bert to find some happiness.
>>140800578
*lower overall. What are Mikasa's stats like for comparison?
>>140800625
>is clearly forgetting her feelings towards annie
>>140800438
>doesn't even get full points on being apathetic
>>140800667
What
If Hange is kill I will become a one man riot.
>>140800561
Here you go!
>>140800771
>adopted
>adopted
>adopted
adopted
adopted
adopted
NON EMFAGS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>140800771
>love for family 10/10
KEK
>>140800771
Mikasa literally and canonically a best.
>>140796546
So who is this monkey man?
>>140800667
Hitch wasn't apathetic towards Annie. She actively tried to befriend her.
>>140800997
Ultimate sex god.
>>140800880
Yes, it's common knowledge that the Jaegers adopted her. It's not like Grisha and Carla are her real parents.
>>140800771
they even picked one of the cutest pictures of her
>>140800997
George, the curious.
>>140800997
Randy Johnson
>>140796546
They can't, Shitoge has plot armor.
Annie stats please anon
>>140801174
Coming up!
Cute
>>140801174
Here you go!
They could have chosen a nicer picture..
>>140801310
I would've given her higher wits. She definitely deserves a high wit stat
>>140798507
>I don't understand how anyone could've kept on reading after Eren first transformed.
I thought everyone was reading this for shits and giggles from the start without thinking about it seriously.
>>140801272
Definitely.
More cute if you have it
>>140801310
>>140800771
Mikasa > Annie confirmed canon.
>>140801531
You're ignoring her Secrets stat. Chances are good we don't know what she's fully capable of yet.
>>140801531
>canon
Isayama wasn't involved with the guidebook, he even had to correct it at one point.
>>140801584
I'm fairly certain this is the corrected version. This was published after both the single editions had been released in Japan. Both were compiled into this one book.
>>140801574
The secret stat just means she is secretive, not that she has a secret power.
>>140801310
I wouldn't mind seeing Berts stats if you don't mind
>>140801657
Secretive can mean to conceal. Conceal a power? She under performed on purpose once before.
>>140801668
Here you go anon!
>>140801713
No, it just means she is mysterious, nothing more.
>>140800771
>Adopted
B-but muh one year
>>140801747
Whoops, sorry!
>>140801762
Well, maybe. Different interpretations I guess.
>>140801799
I think his aggressiveness stat has increased since then
>>140801310
>same wits as hitch
Incomprehensible but Isayama didn't do these so meh.
>>140801799
>combat 9
>btfo'd mankasa in the face
?????????
>>140801799
>Relationships
THE SHIPPERS ARE COMING!
>>140801480
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=773721
Just search it for yourselves. These shitty quality pics are giving me autism.
>>140801896
There's always one faggot per thread.
Theory confirmed.
>>140801889
>>140801626
Yeah, but Isayama still wasn't the one working on this and seems to have kind of let the publishers do what they want unless the results contained blatant errors. There's no way the stats are accurate.
>>140801713
Does anyone have the raw version?
>>140801834
Agreed, the book has no clear drop off point for where the information was taken from.
>>140801932
This is 4chan m8. Everyone is a faggot includong OP. Now enjoy the spoonfeed.
>>140801976
I think his only real contribution to the book was the never before scene sketches and the interviews. Personally, I don't take that stats as being factual, more of a ballpark figure. Still, you can have some fun conversation with the stats if you don't take it all to be canon.
>>140801976
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=713767&showfiles=1
U
>>140802005
Are you still not taking your medication?
>>140801310
Annie's mother is a black man?
>>140802005
Missed my point dude. I meant there's an anon being nice and some shit eater has to act the cunt
>>140802097
It's a anon.
So many fucking newfags. The guidebook has been out for years, and some of you are just learning about it now?
>>140801976
My favorite part was Strategies only Arming could device. Moment I knew some seedy assistant did it 90% of.
>>140802143
Not everyone is as invested in Shingekles as you are. Shit, I didn't even know the Colossal Editions were a thing until this thread
>>140802169
The part that sticks out as being hardcore assistant/editor work was the fake interview with Levi and Erwin.
It's just the "I want everything to be clean" joke over and over again.
I still like the book though. The explanation of the ice burst crystals etc is all quite fun stuff.
>>140801026
I'd have sex with Zeke out of curiosity.
>>140801874
It's nothing new. Reiner is the closest person to him and he is also the person who spent his everyday and whole life with so.
>>140802249
>ice burst crystals
wat
>>140802274
He's a complete psycho who butchers whole towns, I wouldn't.
>>140802511
He's fit just like Voldemort desu, I'd bang Voldemort.
>>140802483
Ice burst crystals/stones are what create the gas that powers the manoeuvre gear. It's mined from caves and it evaporates rapidly when exposed to heat.
Fun fact, the gas cylinders on the gear are made from Iron Bamboo which grows in mountainous regions. It absorbs the metallic elements from the ground around it and becomes metal-like because of that.
A bit pseudo scientific, but it's a fun detail.
>>140802511
He's best girl.
>>140802662
I learned something today.
Pick three characters who belong to your bed.
>>140802782
Mikasa, Annie and Sasha.
>>140802662
>It's mined from caves
I wonder.
>Iron Bamboo which grows in mountainous regions
This is really hard bamboo and not actually iron, r-right?
Also post the page if you have it.
>>140802782
1. Sasha
2. Armin
3. Sasha again
>>140802560
Calm down Bellatrix
>>140802829
Here you go anon
>>140802782
Annie, Rico and Mikasa.
>>140802981
Now I'm thinking her in snk universe.
>Mined from caves.
>>140802782
Mikasa, Eren, and Carla.
>>140803172
Grisha pls.
>>140803030
I'm gonna buy this book.
>>140803191
>Incest dad
>>140803331
It's shocking for me too.
>>140803030
This is the last pages from insede right?
Man I like Mikasa but why are her fags so autistic?
>>140803500
ask yourself
>>140803379
Page 238 & 239 are the only pages that address the gear. After that comes Gear training, Tactics, Cannons, Horses and Carriages.
There's still a fair amount of content after that.
>>140803500
Mikasa is worst shingeki.
>>140803068
who dis?
>>140803587
What?
>>140802782
Bert, Historia. If I have those two, there's no need for a third shingeki.
>>140803667You can be the third Shingeki. Live the dream.
>>140802782
Historia, Krista and Annie.
>>140803667
>>140802830
You two both should pick a third one.
>>140803667
>That size difference
>>140803780
Petra is my third choice.
>>140803870
She looks nice here.
>>140803870
>Black underwear with white blouse
>Dat belly tone
>The cute little mouth
>Silky thighs like whoa
MUH FUCKIN MUH
>>140803747
Ymir pls.
>>140803870
This size difference.
>>140803999
Reiner is that you?
>>140803747
Historia and Krista?
>>140804028
Yes.
>>140801868
The guidebook stats are bullshit for most characters, since the ones writing them are the assistants and not Isayama himself.
>>140803030
That's actually pretty cool
>>140802782
Bertolt, Erwin, Annie.
>>140804156
Close to mine.
>>140804201
Which are yours anon?
>>140803999
Bort would split in her two
>>140804267
Not if he has a micropeen.
This might be why Reiner looks so mad all the time.
>>140802782
Mikasa, Mikasa, Mikasa.
>>140804024
Reiner has good taste in waifus.
>>140804252
Bert, Erwin, Sasha.
>>140804299
Colossal micropenis. We need a drawfag
>>140804299
Pfffft
>>140804319
>Mikasa, Mikasa, Mikasa.
>Posts picture of a hoe and Historia
Mate.
>>140804299
A small dick for a guy Bert's height would be at least 18cm, so it's still good. If he's average for his height he should be around 20-22cm. Not even considering colossal territory.
>>140804319
Why you anons don't follow the format?
>>140804399
Micropenis isn't the same as having a small dick
>>140804319
>Mikasa, Mikasa, Mikasa
>literally show how much cuter Historia is in comparison
Not the best picture anon.
So who else thinks they're actually gonna capture Eren for real this time?
Don't see another way the ape is leaving.
And anyway we could stand to learn a bit more about the village.
>>140804326
Sasha a cute as well.
How come every pairing with Eren & a blonde is patrician while every pairing with him with a brunette is literal shit?
>>140804399
I would like that fact but your penis size isn't related to your height.
>>140804384
Both of them are hoes in that pic
>>140804319
Cute panties to train in and pink sneakers.
Could she be any more best?
>>140804469
Wrong, every pairing with Eren is garbage.
>>140804267
>>140804456
Nah, Levi's got this.
>>140803030
Not a big fan of the Ice Burst stuff, but the Iron Bamboo is cool
>>140804471
It is, actually. Speaking both from experience and science.
>>140804469
But the superior EH is patrician
>>140804521
kekkled heartily
>>140804563
>perceived penis size
>Self reported
You're a fucking idiot.
>>140804563
Do you have the article?
>>140804566
Well, that's excluding the golden rule that all EH pairings are godtier.
>>140804399
>Bortfujo delusions
And look what happened to Rener.
>>140804620
>>140804626
Just google it, there are literally thousands of surveys on this that proves it's true.
>>140804471
Sure Connie/Levi
>>140796546
Ebola.
>>140804471
Jealous manlet spotted. Every body part is relative to height.
>>140804563
Still according to this data, only 1/3 would have large penis in tall men and majority would have average size. Also they should have defined the measures of those three penis classes.
>>140804664
I'd like to report a serious glitch in the matrix.
>>140804563
>experience
I hope you aren't short anon.
>>140804749
Still 'average' is relative to height. Short guys have a smaller average than tall guys.
>>140804816that feel when 6'2 and 4 inch micropenis
>>140804563
Well being too large isn't that good either.
>>140804737
WHEN will they EVER learn?
>>140804918
If you're not joking, you suffer from a medical condition. Sorry if you're serious.
>>140804918
That's what you get for being a fat fuck.
>>140804974
Manlets are always in denial.
>>140804918
>That feel when 6'2 and 8 inches
>But also a loser NEET
