Stasimouto for GOTY 2016
>>140774231
the dead can't be GOTY
>>140774231
Strike Frontier when?
>>140774446
Age update soon
>>140774231
Did anyone save the last healing stuff from the previous thread? It's not in the pastebin and that thread is now dead.
>>140774354
But Stasimouto can still be GOAT imouto.
Just found this image on Genya's twitter.
>>140774644
Healing was never in a pastebin.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-uMN28GtT68ZPP2gS2Tq5Ipm4yw_odDBLpS3qM_camg/edit?usp=docslist_api
>>140774671
There's a lot of Japs and Chinks visiting our threads.tfw they're probably reading the fanfics too
>>140774231
Posting best TSF.
>>140774768
2chan is horrible right now. Shitposting as far as the eye can see.
>>140774798
What a beaut
>>140762035
Yeah I would be doing more Machi if not for Lise, I got a soft spot for tragic characters and there just aren't enough around these days
>>140774798
But that's not Shiranui 2nd Phase 3
>>140774964
No, I said BEST TSF, not Honorable Mention.
>>140774751
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-uMN28GtT68ZPP2gS2Tq5Ipm4yw_odDBLpS3qM_camg/edit?usp=docslist_api
Yeah, I got the two mixed up. Still, the last bit with Beatrix wasn't uploaded to it before the old thread went down. Hopefully healanon saved it.
>>140774902
Tragic characters really worm their way into your heart in a way that you don't get with characters from comfy shows. I mean, without the endless sacrifice and suffering, Lise would just be another clingy imouto.
I'm really excited to see her in a Dirndl.
>>140775109
Good catch, fixed. I already had to go through the archives to find the bit where Beatrix set up the Wolf's den initially, and i get the feeling I left out other parts. (also some prime yuimouto bullying)
>>140775172
>I'm really excited to see her in a Dirndl.
A friendly Drawanon stopped by the other thread.
>>140775172
Beatrix and Lise wouldn't be my favorites if not for the suffering.
>>140774768
>Japs and Chinks are viewing our shitposts right now
H-Hi there Japan!
>>140774671
Stay safe Genya
>>140774768
Not surprised, the threads are comfy as fuck despite the occasional shitposter and 12 year old that thinks Beatrix/Lise is worst than hitleryou fucks also inspired me to start the VN again, I was readin Extra and about to start Unlimited when I had to replace my PC cause catastrophic failure, started Unlimited recently after Ctrl+F-ing my way thru Meiya and Sumika's routes. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
>>140775395
Yes, sempai noticed us anon!
I am going to marry Gretel!
>>140770578
While each of the new arrivals had a bit of walking around money in their rucksack, Schmidt had substantially more than that, something to the tune of $100,000 in American hundred dollar bills. This was an enormous windfall, but also a bit of a headache, since there is no way you can actually use that kind of money without raising a ton of red flags, and laundering it would prove to be difficult. On the other hand, keeping it stuffed under the interdimensional mattress would lead its value to depreciate. You shrug. It's not as though it won't still be worth a lot in 20 years or so when you finally burn through it in small transactions. If nothing else, it makes for a heck of a nice rainy day fund, and answers the question of what sort of wedding you can afford. Also...
"Take this."
You had Beatrix one of the bundles, 10,000 dollars. She looks surprised.
"You're still carting the baby around in that Z3. Now you don't have an excuse."
She blushes for a moment, then averts her gaze. She'd been using all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify not getting an actual family car, but with the cash suddenly in hand, they crumble away. Ultimately, it came down to the fact that if she ever even thought about something bad happening to her baby, she couldn't handle it. It hurt too much. Instead, she just kept doing what she was doing, and tried not to think about it. Admittedly, she didn't have to take the baby very many places. The Hihensteins lived just next door, and Iris normally pushed a stroller back to her own home when she was looking after her. But still, sometimes, the Baby arrived strapped into it's car seat in the front seat of the Z3, or worse, sitting in Jurgen's lap.
"I know you're a good driver. This isn't about that. Look, the baby is part of our family, too."
Beatrix nods silently. You try to show things from a different angle.
"Think about how much easier it will be if you have a four door car, something roomier. It'll be nice."
>>140775754
I just realized that baby is gonna grow up with Jurgen as a father. What a lucky child.
Beatrix would be like having the old testament God as a parent. Loving yet terrifying.
>>140776096
That kid is going to be dealing with all sorts of adequacy issues growing up. Beatrix is likely to age life the finest of wines, ala Latrova (who was born the same year as Beatrix, in fact). It's going to be awkward when she hits her teenage years and her mom is still one of the most gorgeous women around.
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff2xOFo4mg
>>140776379I'd rather be Lise's kid and get honeypotted into doing the dishes and taking out the trash
>>140774798
Then why are you posting that shit instead of Takemikazuchi?
>>140776379
Wait, Latrova is 42? That's insane.I wonder how Beatrix and Iris would've gotten along with her.
PACT PRIDE WORLDWIDE
>>140776945
We don't know what she was like when she was young, but in TE it seems like she's been getting stop-lossed since the eighties and only fights for the sake of the children that are being tossed into the cauldron to die.
If Beatrix and Iris lived as long as she did, they'd probably have a lot in common with her.
What have you done for you city and Katja today?
>>140777130
I though of her while peeing earlier.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpp208_pink-floyd-the-final-cut-film-complete-1983_music
Official Schwarzesmarken soundtrack by Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is THE soundtrack, comrades.
He`s now working on his next album about interdimensional matress travel - when he`s not busy calling out the jew.
Also, commissar Gretel and Martin were lucky to attend to the last concert of the Puhdys https://youtu.be/7FCWNS02jP4
But you can't forget the classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxITXgetyQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6ZtGpSH4g
![[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.21_[2016.04.27_13.52.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mg0RScj.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 09 [720p].mkv_snapshot_18.21_[2016.04.27_13.52.53].jpg")
>>140774231
tfw doujins never
not even good porn exists
bump for writefags and drawfags alike
>>140778127
I fap to Ooyodo doujns and pretend that Gretel is cosplaying
>>140774231
Posting best girls.
>>140776379
Was the TE VN ripped?
Where did you get this?
Cryska, Yui and Inia are my waifus.
>>140775314
Hopefully I can finish this in less than 3 days so that I can move onto the next one
>>140778127
Also have plans to do some vanilla but not sure how good it will turn out
>>140779259
Sure
>>140774323
I don't find Iris that interesting. I wonder if it's because the anime butchered her character, or if she's just that boring in the source material. I wonder what the Japs see in her, because she comes off a bit like a Saber clone to me.
>>140779450
Irisdina is better than Saber in every way.
![[Commie] Schwarzesmarken - 10 [33B918F4].mkv_snapshot_23.19_[2016.04.04_01.20.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1H3rW6J.jpg "[Commie] Schwarzesmarken - 10 [33B918F4].mkv_snapshot_23.19_[2016.04.04_01.20.16].jpg")
Best Onii-san 2016
>>140779533
The LN version is worse. Atleast the anime version could justify it as putting her out of her misery at that point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNTx6ZogBbY
I'm glad the Cum Commissar managed to live.
>>140780347
The will of the party protects
will she die in agony in her route?
>>140780918
No, where did you get that idea?
>>140780959
because all heroines die in BETA verse. so katia =/= heroine.
>>140781008
But Meyia is aliveKatia commits suicide because of despair after the fall of Europe
>>140781216
but TDA isn't finished yet kouhai.
>>140774671
>curse on ML fan artists
Wait what happened?
>>140781485
jilpoong died, leymey cant draw anymore
>>140776831
Because I don't post crap.
>>140779324
>>140779324
>multiple waifus
>>140781307
inb4 takeru dies in front of meiya and she can't do shit cus royal marriage slavery
>>140782016
TDA takeru can't die he is god.
holding hands with Gretel!
>>140774323
Why have they started pairing these two recently?
>>140774768
Do they talk about us on 2ch like we do about them?
>>140774798
I swear, when I first saw the Raptor do that during it's descent, combined with it's overpowering descent, I got hard I think...
>>140775314
So they're gone again then?
;_;
>>140782179
Getting pushed down by Gretel while she stares at you with a look of insatiable hunger!
>>140782640
Dude he's right there >>140779339
Drawanons can be normal posters too. And you're not the only one who the Raptor makes hard.
>>140774231
I love Stasimouto.
>>140782717
Oh...I see.
Do you think they regret making the Raptor sexier than super speshul Tame or or the Type-97?
>>140779339
What's next on the bucklet list kind drawanon?
It's just surprising to have people draw anything for ML, /a/ drawthread seems intent on their saying ML is not /a/ material. It hurts.
>>140782751
Have a hug
>>140782867
>regret
Boners have no room for regrets.
Also considering the apparent curse on ML fanartists those /a/ drawanons might have a case.
>>140779259
>>140778837
Hello me.
>>140782711
hate to be the one to ask but what is this from?
>>140782867
>Do you think they regret making the Raptor sexier than super speshul Tame or or the Type-97?
I don't know. They may have tried to make the Raptor 'so-so', but in doing so, gave it an ascetic that simply worked much better. It might just be that the American design style is cooler.
That said, the Type-00 does have fans...
In unrelated news, Raptor now has an imouto.
>>140782141
Hate to break the news, but Ragnarok has been here for a while now.
>>140783248
>There will never be an X-32 TSF
>no TSF even happier than an F-16
Sad, innit?
>>140783827
It is, but war is serious business. I'm not really sure if a TSF of X-32 levels of happy would really be appropriate.
>>140781685
>Because I don't post crap.
But you already posted a raptor.
>>140782867
>Do you think they regret making the Raptor sexier than super speshul Tame
It isn't. Takemikazuchi is a far superior design.
>>140784149
It must hurt because it's pretty much always like pic related.
>Inb4 responds with that one picture of Type-00Cs shopped into a crowd int he background
>>140782867
>bucklet list
There are some who demand smut, and I've been meaning to do more of that anyway
Artists who just stick to drawing one series are hard to come by these days, unless said series is some really big ongoing trend.
I personally think that ML just isn't a series that most people will latch onto since despair and suffering. Not to mention that the anime did seem to have gone under radar.
>>140784044
>>140784149
>>140784211
The Type-00 and the Shiranui are the two most popular TSF designs.
>>140784149
This. Typeï½°00 is by far the sexiest thing to come out of all of Muv-luv, moreso than any waifu.
>>140784211
Most fans of Muv-luv outside of /a/ like Takemikazuchi more than a raptor.
>>140784306
Well, both get more screen time than every other model put together (maybe discounting the F-15E) and the elevens always jump on whatever is the most HONORABRU.
>>140784404
Incorrect.
It tries to go full Super Robot and falls on its ass.
>>140784486
And some people don't hate Sumikia. I fall to see a point.
>>140784149
>Takemikazuchi is a far more snowflake design
>>140784492
>It tries to go full Super Robot and beats the shit out of everything
Fixed.
>>140784528
That Typeï½°00 is the best TSF and that your opinion is wrong.
>>140784638
>It tries to go full Super Robot and gets benefits from blatant favoritism
>It tries to go full Super Robot and is justifiable recognized by everyone outside of Homo Battalion as impractical
>>140784720
>>140784638
>>140784404
>>140784149
>>140784044
>>140784857
>Falling for entry-level bait
>>140784720
If you're posting Sumika unironically, then you need to consider suicide.
>>140783248
Cute as an imouto should be. I like it.
>>140785060
As far as I can tell, it's a lighter design intended to serve as the 'Lo' end of the third-generation Hi-Lo mix with the F-22A. To comply with export restrictions, it's scaled down from the Raptor to meet international Gen-3 standards.
Have a color pic.
>>140783248
Posting Active Eagle Masterrace.
>>140785313
This is the best TSF there is no argument.
![[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.20_[2016.04.27_22.57.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/63KWKb8.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Schwarzesmarken - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.20_[2016.04.27_22.57.14].jpg")
So I finished watching Schwarzesmarken, now what?
And why were people saying it was a shit adaption?
>>140785381
because it differed quite a lot in comparison to the LN/VN for the worse
>>140785381
Because they're butthurt Beatofags who are upset that the adaptation didn't make their Waifu look better.
>>140785381
Ruined characters' personalities and other shit which made the story more black and white instead of gray.
>>140785380
The F-4 Phantom was very significant in being the first operational (terrestrial, anyway) TSF. It also probably saved the huaman race by being good enough to, if not hold the line, at least Die Standing.
![6d87903cd6a37a2ae50aa4860f79ae2c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HfCgXqa.jpg "6d87903cd6a37a2ae50aa4860f79ae2c[1].jpg")
>>140785490
>black and white instead of gray.
So there's a world in which the there is a worse choice than the Stasi?
>>140785381
>>140785464
Aside from thatwhich I partly agree on
A lot of other characters, yes even Katia, were just as undeveloped sometimes skipped (i.e; Gretel)
They also made new scenes which outright contradict what happened in the source
>>140785451
So should I start with the LN or VN first?
>>140785767
LN since it's already mostly translated and the VN has only gotten halfway through.
>>140785806
I know Japanese so language isn't an issue for me.
Are there any differences between the two or is it mostly the same?
>>140785806
>mostly translated
One volume out of seven is mostly translated? Or did someone other than Alternative Projects pick it up?
>>140785677
>>140785490
>>140785464
Don't forget Stasimouto enthusiasts.
>>140774323
Whoa, what is this? New artbook?
The night shift must have gotten taken in for questioning by the Stasi
>>140786332
Best and worst change the anime madeStill love her
>>140774768
Good, they need some healing.
>>140781766
Dubs confirmed...not good enough.
So lads, lets put it to a vote. Was trying to hold the Oder-Neisse Line to the last man a good or a bad idea?
>>140785174
In universe and our universe both, that's the exact idea.
>>140785380
So...an F-4? With a speshul Japanese sensor head?
Here, have a better one.
I'm actually sorta annoyed at the avionics parts that are seemingly only in "white ppl", Chinese, and Japanese flavors. That seems like one of the components that would be MOST different and identifiable between nations fielding TSFs.
>>140787327
The shit that happened in this show multiplied a thousandfold would be the result.
>>140785380
>still no plamo
>>140787327
No, once an absolute defense line exists they need to start an evacuation. The line needs to be held until the evacuation is complete.
>>140782141
Too bad he became human again in TDA
>>140784638
But that performance is only possbile because it's takeru. Everyone in the TDA verse finds its so impractical that those who don't have the same concept where takeru got it would fail horribly if they tried doing ut
Even the IRG commanders rebuke that the reason why they put takeru in the strike vanguard position because his combat maneuvers were too fast and impractical but effective that staying in formation is asking him to be useless since he works better in grinning everything to dust.
If the other type00c pilots tries it then they would fail horribly and be laughable
>>140787157
I want Gretel to indoctrinate my cock!
>>140788081
Gretel is sitting next to me the couch, naked as the day she was born, and licking her own butthole.
>>140784638
You can put Takeru in a bike with a strapped on 2HP chainsaw engine and he'd do the same.
>>140787953
>my life is nothing personnel
>>140788130
Was she always that flexible?
Lets continue.
>>140788547
>>140788589
>>140775754
There's one more topic that you might need to breach here, a sensitive subject, no doubt.
"So, um, Beatrix, what do we do if Abel appears?"
The woman across from you narrows her eyes. She stares into the dregs of her coffee for a moment, trying to think of a way to put how she feels into words.
"I don't know. I don't even want to think about it. But I want you to promise me one thing. If Abel Brehme ever appears on the interdimensional mattress, I never, ever want to find out about it. Don't tell me when it happens, don't mention it later, and don't go around wearing his watch. In fact, maybe you two should start taking random weekend getaways, so that when you do find him, I don't even have to wonder if it's him when I call and you aren't home. If you tell somebody, make sure they never tell me. I don't ever want to see him again."
Beatrix takes a deep breath.
"Now, about that car. What do you guys think would be a good option? I see a lot of people driving Subarus around here, even a lot of my customers who could easily afford more expensive cars. You don't see many used ones, either, the folks who buy them tend to drive them until the wheels fall off. Maybe a Crosstrek? I think the higher vehicle height would make it easier to load Anneliese in and out, plus it would be good in the weather. It wouldn't really feel like a replacement for the Z3, more like a complement. Jurgen is probably going to insist that we get it in Venetian Red Pearl, but that's alright because it's essentially going to be his car. It's already getting close to autumn, maybe I should wait for the new model year to roll out and then pick up this year's model. Should I put that stupid giant bow on it and make it a Christmas present for him?"
You blink. Like her Z3, Beatrix has grown accustomed to shifting her conversations without a clutch. It seems, though, that she's put more thought into another car than you initially suspected, and you can't get a word in edgewise.
>>140788657
>>140788700
This girl is too interested in this.
>>140788687
...anon, you're not seriously thinking of bringing over Abel, right?
Right?!
>>140788762
SUMIKA YOU DUM CUNT STFU!
>>140788806
>>140788844
>>140788884
>>140788700
are you gonna do the tama route?
>>140788798
No but I've thought aboutAlfred Strachwitz.
He'd be kind of depressing when he finds out his daughter is still missing though.
>>140788240
Funny because he actually said that he is just a mere eishi and nothing more than that
>>140788915
Oh Miki-chan, Miki-chan....
also this started playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e1VzG_qWRE
>>140788939
Do you want me to?
>>140789008
The rumor mill is at full power now.
>>140774354
>implying she's dead and not reincarnated as a literal semen demon
>>140789053
Why does it feel so wrong that she is the one asking these questions?
>>140789113
You to Class-rep?
>>140789155
>>140789008
No please
>>140789196
Brace for impact
>>140789206
Fine Meiya it is, I made different save for Tama one anyway.
>>140788687
A few weeks later, you've taken her advice. You're about 200km away, staying in a nice bed and breakfast with Lise. It's built on the sight of an old farm, with sheep pastures and apple orchards and various and little waist high stone walls dividing everything. The actual farming, of course, is based out of some fairly ugly sheet metal prefabricated buildings, but they're behind a hill and thankfully not visible. The old farmhouse has been converted into the bed and breakfast itself, and the old, red, dutch-roofed barn has been renovated to include a dance floor and a pretty decent sound system. In addition, there is a cozy little white wooden chapel. There is a small lake behind the farm house and there is a cottage across the water that can also be rented out.
You and Lise are wandering through the fields and woods around the farm. It's autumn, now, and the leaves are turning on the trees. There is a creek that flows from this lake to a much large one 20km away, with a gravel path between them that goes through farms and woods and a couple small, picturesque towns. You walk along the trail, taking everything in as you do. It is difficult to really appreciate the natural beauty of the trees and hills around you when the girl beside you seems more beautiful than anything else, but you have to admit they provide a charming backdrop if nothing else. Lise, of course, is almost overwhelemd by the beauty surrounding her. You take your lunch at a small diner right on the shore of the larger lake. Lise is tucking into some tomato bisque and a grilled cheese sandwich, you're having a hamburger while allowing Lise to steal most of the fries off your plate. You enjoy watching her pretend to be sneaky far more than you could possibly enjoy the fried bits of potato on their own.
>>140789247
>>140789155
I'm enjoying reading these by the way, I just don't have much to say.
>>140789275
Here it comes
>>140788687
>>140789265
I was gonna say Cestra, after good ol Onizuka.
Also, comfy.
>>140783239
Sorry, can't remember. A hentai people remarked a few threads back where the MC is literally Iris and her rival is a Gretel/Beatrix mashup.
>>140789330
BOOYA! Best girl to the rescue.
>>140789328
No worries anon, this is not my first rodeo.
>>140789330
that antenna though
>>140789393
I never realized how smug she can be.
>>140789407
Receiving alien transmission I bet.
>>140788511
The Gretel I know has always been that flexible. She just heard me cut a slice of coastal cheddar as a snack, and woke up out of a dead sleep. now, she's begging me to share it with her,
>>140789450
>>140789393
It's like we've seen that mouth expression before.
>>140789494
>>140789531
>>140789548
waiting for the best boy to arrive and his limo
>>140789548
Oh sweet sweet baby child........why.....
Anyway, I have to cut this short this time, have to run but I will be back later if the thread is still up.
Also I am in UK time zone wise.
To be continued.
>>140789628
Tis gonna be fun. But later.
>>140789657
goddamn it meiya
you just said the line which is also your role in the games damn it
a noble confidant
>>140789265
As you walk back to the farm, Lise skips ahead of you, spinning around a few times to try and take in the whole scene. It's enchanting for her, watching the leaves turn yellow and red, and float down from the trees when a gentle breeze rustles through the trees. She steps off the trail for a moment, the dry leaves crackling under her running shoes. Sure, they don't match her outfit, but when she was in high school, the mean girl clique was reporting her drama club to the government for subversive activity. She can handle any dirty looks she gets from the townies for wearing shoes that clash with her scarf. In fact, she doesn't even notice them. You eventually make it back to the hotel in time to put an order in for dinner. Tonight's menu is pot roast with corn and mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie for dessert. It's the perfect sort of hearty fall meal to enjoy in these surroundings. As you finish, the host leans over the counter.
"You two look the type."
"Hm?" You're not sure what type the elderly woman means.
"Well, just so you know, you can rent out the entire establishment at once. Put all your friends up in the hotel, have the ceremony in the chapel, and the reception in the barn. Then, you know, you can retire across the pond to the little cottage."
"Ceremony?"
"You know." She gives you a sly grin. "Your wedding ceremony."
She slides a business card and a brochure across the counter, giving you all the information you need. You flip through the brochure, and actually, the prices seem quite reasonable. You glance over towards Lise, who has a very serious look on her face, and is nodding at you vigorously.
"...OK. What does your schedule look like for next march?"
You arrange for the ceremony to be held here, two years to the day after Lise first arrived in your bed.
>>140789808
Anon, you don't have to make it that obvious about what is being implied you know?
>>140789657
Damn, faggot hurry it up. I want know what happens next.
>>140789871
It's commitment time.
>>140789871
Back in town, you go about making the invitations for everybody. The Hotel has just enough room for everyone you know, and cots if anyone suddenly arrives. Your family will also be coming down for this. It's a little bit awkward because up until now, they didn't even realize you were in a relationship, but you aren't entirely sure they ever expected you to be in one, so they are more happy at it happening than upset at being left out of the loop. You are pretty confident that the crowd that has coalesced around you has their cover story down well enough to at least fool your parents and siblings for the long weekend. Anyway, even if the circumstances are somewhat suspect, the basic facts of the relationship are sound. The fact that Lise Hohenstein has even made it this long alive in a world without Theo is testament to your hard work, and of course, a little help from your friends.
"We should make extra invitations, with a blank space. Then, if anybody shows up on the mattress, we can write their name, and give it to them."
"That's assuming we like them."
Lise rolls her eyes at you. "Obviously if we give them an invitation, we like them. If we don't like them, we're gonna rob them and abandon them on the side of the road again."
"Don't joke about that kind of thing."
"I wasn't joking."
"Yes you were, but never mind. Don't get in the habit of talking about that sort of thing."
"You don't have to tell me twice, I'm the one who's from a totalitarian shithole."
You shrug. She's right on that one. Though, you wonder if having to appear to follow a bunch of pointless, oppressive and arbitrary rules makes you more willing to break the rules that exist for a reason, too. You had recently seen a ghost on the television. A homeless man by the name of 'Eric Smith' had recently been on the news after getting most of his face chewed off by a Haitian immigrant who was high on bath salts.
>>140782141
Even God dies man
especially now that he is just being sent to some absurd missions with a just few flights of TSF and expected to succeed which he usually does, but it wont too long till he falls
Kindly fuck off with this fanfic garbage. Is this what SM brought to Muv-Luv threads? Disgusting
>>140790947
nigga please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGhxzkrRJY
>>140790986
>muh hedgeheg
He made a terrible mistake by removing Ax, I`ll give you that.
>>140785381
Tons of tiny things, when added together making something that was alien. Tons of things forgotten. And many things blatantly changed.
>>140785851
Well shit son, what are you waiting for?
LN is not even translated past vol 1.
>>140774231
Strike frontier battle gameplay video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFdUjI07rEw
>>140790465
...you do realize that this means anon has to introduce Lise to his parents before the wedding, right?
That's going to be interesting.
>A homeless man by the name of 'Eric Smith' had recently been on the news after getting most of his face chewed off by a Haitian immigrant who was high on bath salts.
Good God, son.
>>140790465
Autumn ends, and it's Christmas. You spent the fourth week of advent with your family. Lise managed to stay on her best behavior, giving your parents the distinct and unmistakable impression that they were talking to a sane person. Unfortunately, that's not always the case. Most of the other cold warriors have a handful of friends that they have met since they arrived via interdimensional mattress. Even Sylvia has a study group that she meets with for most of the afternoon after classes, and often does other things with afterwards, with Walther (and occasionally his boss, who was recently divorced) often joining them after he gets off work. Iris has her bible study group, and Beatrix and Jurgen have the bartenders. In fact, of the members of her generation, Lise was unique in that she did not bring a single normal person to the Oktoberfest. All things considered, You're not too concerned. She still has a dozen or so close friends, which is all a person needs in life. Still, it is a relief to know that your family also likes her.
You've arrived home on the 23rd. Somehow, the both of you were able to take the full two weeks leading up to New Year's off, but of course the flight home was hell. Looking back on it, you should have really driven, but you were afraid that the passes were going to get snowed in. In the event, they did, with a major avalanche shutting down all traffic on one of them for three days and fallen trees littering the other. Your toiletries bags were both full of minibottles of whiskey, and you went through every single one of them of them sitting on the tarmac, waiting for the pilot to get permission to take off. You drop your luggage just inside of the door, and flop on the couch. It's a full five minutes before you notice that the person sitting beside you is not your fiance, but her mother. Her parents had let themselves in, because of course they somehow have a key. They've been waiting since you were supposed to arrive home.
>>140791293
Time to bully the son-in-law~!
>>140790986
You can't stop me, I'm drunk and listening to Taylor Swift songs on Youtube.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !?
>>140791768
Chemo.
I want to sell Katia to faceless old men as she begs me not to and cries.
>>140791293
You look around, and suddenly notice a tree in your living room that wasn't there when you left. Much like the tree you almost forged a carnal relationship with on your little trail running experiment, it is a Douglas Fir. This one, however, is laden with baubles and string lights, with several brightly wrapped presents underneath.
"They like her, right?"
Mr. Hohenstein seems to be in a light mood, but you can sense the anxiety behind his words. He has still never quite been able to accept what's been done to his only daughter, though thankfully, he blames himself and his decision to flee the DDR, rather than putting any of that burden on her. If Lise herself has picked up on it, she's never let on. You smile and nod.
"Yeah, they love her. You'll meet them soon enough I suppose."
You almost manage to sit up, when Lise presses a beer into the palm of your hand. Thank goodness, you need something to take the edge off the flight. You look around.
"So, what's the plan?"
"No plan, dinner's in the oven, we were afraid it would get cold otherwise."
The serve up, putting hte warm plates of food on top of cold plates, and bringing them to the table. It's ham and pickled cabbage, which you certainly don't mind. You finish your meal. You talked about the trip over dinner, and it's obvious that Mr. and Mrs. Hohenstein have been hoovering up every detail that you or Lise offer them. They've managed to do pretty well for themselves since arriving. Mr. Hohenstein even managed to get a few books added to Kindle. They're even selling at a pretty brisk pace. They eventually begin to relive every good experience they've had since arriving here. It all starts to run together.
"I'm really sorry, but I need to go to sleep."
You trudge into the bedroom, and collapse onto the interdimensional mattress. You can hear Lise and her parents talking about the trip in the other room. The voices sound happy, overjoyed, even, and safe in that knowledge, you drift off to sleep.
>>140791805
t.Axmann.
>fanfic autism
Proves that Shitsmarken ruined ML and these threads.
>>140791828
>going to sleep on the interdimensional mattress
>RIGHT before Christmas
>after arranging the wedding
I instinctively KNOW that someone is going to be there in the morning that wasn't before. And if so, then I have a pretty good guess who its gonna be.Is it time?
>>140791917
Time to end the healing.
>>140791917
>>140791968
I have some ideas formulating, but I'm going to sleep on them.
>>140790947
>a black takemikazuchi wielding 2 reverse grip Type-74 PB Blade instantly killing 5 TSF's
jesus christ and he doesn't possess the XM3 in TDA
>>140782711
>>140789349
>dat mix of Gretel and Beatrix
>>140792130
Good night then
>>140783239
Kansen 3 Shuto Houkai
Lise is a stupid name and a derivative of a stupider name.
>>140791768
Age really knows how to make me sad.
>>140792344
All names are stupid, we should all be labeled with numbers.
>>140792371
Go away Skynet.
>>140792414
>not wanting to be TX-973
Fag
>>140786332
The problem I have with the anime is making Lise and Beatrix basically complete evil but then their respective endings seem to pretend that they're not, which is sort of how the LN did it - but the LN made them out both to be meh-good people stuck in extreme shit-tier circumstances, which made their deaths make sense.
Like, either execute them summarily or don't give momentary justifications for what they do, it carries no weight.
Look it's Yoroi (female)
>>140791768
That is the result of been left to die on a burning building and medical procedures
Its a temporary setback
Be thankful they showed she actually survives
>>140792414
Better than any derivative of a shitty name like Elizabeth.
>>140792550
Did some royalty called Elizabeth trigger you or something?
>power of nerds
I want to use the truth serum on Gretel, then ask her lewd questions.Would she even realize what she's doing, but be unable to stop? That'd be hot
>>140792709
I want Gretel to politically indoctrinate me
>>140774231
What is she thinking of?
>>140792757
Thingken of oniichan
>>140792757
>infant bones are surprisingly tender
>>140792753
>>140792709
i want to poke her ass with a burning hot pic related
>>140792455
Lise, I agree with. There's tons of dissonance between the tone the anime takes towards her death and her actions. Beatrix was always portrayed as the worse person on the show. Even her ending is used to drudge up hate, not sympathy.
I want to be raped by Lise.
>>140792858
Get in line.
>>140792893
>Lise will never tie you up and start smugly and hatefully belittling you during sex as if you're one of the people who hurt her
Why live?
>>140792973
Look at her, she couldn't hurt a fly.
>>140792130
Is she crying?
>>140793366
>"bye bye, oniichan"
Uh huh
>>140793366
Of happiness
Type-00 is the best TSF there is, no substitutions, arguments, or debates.
>>140792603
And something that should not be underestimated.
>>140793767
I'll be Yui's friend
>>140793767
Whats with the royal guards being friendless
>>140793927
Cunts
>>140793927
Because everyone else is a dick to them. They want friends but everyone treats them badly.
>>140793767
But Yuimoto has friends.
>>140793962
RUDE
>>140793927
because nepotism and pre established reputation that they are and can be cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRgMUm98lkA&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKli72vTPmE
When will we learn more about the Great Jihad?
I'm glad Trilogy is in Steam soon. Will definitely kill the SM discussion from these threads with shit tier circlejerks and fanfics.
>>140794442
>soon
>>140794442
>trilogy discussion
Anon.......I
>>140794442
>shit tier circlejerks and fanfics
What do you have against them? Explain.
>>140794318
Remove kebab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ
>>140794622
his waifu isn't in it.
>>140793993
No she doesn't. She doesn't deserve them. May she die alone and barren.
Too bad she never bonded about her gone father. Yuuya also had a gone father.
>>140794774
Mine isn't featured too, but I'm not a cunt and complain about it
>>140794777
Yui is completely in the right there though.
>>140794777
>Too bad she never bonded about her gone father. Yuuya also had a gone father.
It's the same person. Also Yui loved him while Yuuya hated him.
>>140794777
>May she die alone and barren.
Unfortunately for you, she can't. She has her own harem of admirers.
>>140794993
>that's_the_joke.png
>>140795021
Ah, but she never does get with them, does she?
Again, alone, barren, and unloved. A fitting fate.
Her best hope at this point is to be some shogun's disposable fucktoy.
>>140794878
Who's yours?Might include them next
>>140794318
Already happened, already failed miserably.
I will never understand people who hate someone's waifu and needs to bash their waifu on the internets.
>>140795149
>Already happened, already failed miserably.
Yes and?
>>140795151
Well from what I surmise, it comes to the interplay between a waifu, the traits her fans generally inculcate, how she is liked among other waifu camps, and values they try to spread (whether it is said traits and values that LED them to embracing waifu in the first place, or that waifu bornes these traits in hem).
There's people who dislike Pham for goodness sake. PHAM!
>>140795230
>There's people who dislike Pham for goodness sake.
>>140795230
You can hate them without trying to rub it into the faces of the people who like them though.
>>140792130
>>140791828
>>140791293
>>140790465
>>140789871
>>140789265
>>140788687
For you Healanon.
>>140795151
I don't hate any girl. I just like bullying them.
>>140795424
That's even worse.
>>140795195
That Arabs have been, and will be, always shit at war. Besides one spree in history where it was mostly taking advantage of the strange one in a million collapse of all their rival powers powered by a very intolerant faith and extreme tax collection service, Arabs have never, ever been successful at war - and that is with resorting to what we would today term violating the laws of war as a matter of routine.
The only Arabs who seem to not fall into this are Druze, Christians, and small Shia outfits here and there. All others, pure horseshit. Especially Bedouins. Besides knowing how to survive in the desert, they are horseshit when it comes to actual fighting. Despite occasional flashes of genius or ingenuity or competence of command (for example, that one junior officer who came up devising how to breach Israel's Bar Lev line with water from the Canal itself), the record of Arab armies and Arab fighting ability is atrocious. The few competent units, people, and armies are often small, and often sidelined. And they're usually the first to go when yet another coup happens, setting them right back to shit.
I know /pol/ and company love to meme the fuck out of Assad, as if he's some tactical genius. But the record speaks for itself - brainless, asinine incompetence.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how quickly would you submit to Marimo?
>>140795476
Yes and?
