Will you help me, onee-san?
Step 1. Learn Hebrew, apparently Japs think its a magical language.
>>140749440
Gonna need a sauce on this son
>>140751010
Really?
Are you just not watching any shows this season?
>>140750943
Are you implying jew magic isn't real? Fuck off Shlomo
>>140751038
I'm actually not. After Konosuba ended (which was good) and the shitshow of the ending that was BokuMachi, I'm only watching Kuma Miko.
>>140751039
I'll prove it. heres how to write "Make anime real" go wild with it. If you prove me wrong you'll get the waifu of your choice as a reward.
להפוך אנימה לאמת
>>140751072
Well then you don't really have the right to ask for sauce, now do you?
>>140751083
>להפוך אנימה לאמת
Didnt work, I want your waifu for myself
>>140751092
>if you're not watching everything you don't deserve to watch anything
Not that anon, but I don't follow your logic here.
>>140751092
Alright then. Thanks for nothing.
>>140751072
It's from Flying Witch, the comfiest show of the season. If you haven't seen it yet, you should.
Also Kuromukuro....... 'cause it's top.
>>140751159
keep trying. if you manage to do it I'll concede that you are the better man for her and she deserves you over me.
hell you'll deserve an entire harem of anime girls for that feat.
>>140751170
What I meant was: "If you're not watching anything, including the most popular show this season, you don't really have the right to ask for sauce."
I've dropped two hints already, if you haven't figured it out already, then do what every normal person does around here and watch the first 3 episodes of any shows that look interesting, and drop them if they're bad.
>>140751190
Thanks anon. You've restored my faith in humanity. I'll give it a watch.
>>140751216
I have a job, so I really don't have time to explore everything anymore.
>>140751212
I don't care anymore, it doesn't work and I'm going to sudoku, fuck you
>>140751253
>Sleep = 5h
>Work=9h
>Meals=3h
24h-17h=7h
7h =21 anime episodes.
And I'm being generous.
If you can't set aside 1 hour daily for 3 episodes, then what the fuck are you doing on /a/.
>>140751253
Have fun. Chinatsu a cute!
>>140751306
Reduce sleep and increase work pushed by crony old men who do nothing but complain about shit. Living in South Korea fucking sucks.
>>140751321
I will. God speed my friend.
>>140751072
You're missing out on like a half dozen good shows. Get on watching bitch.
>>140751337
5h sleep is pretty common for working men, even though 7-8 hours are recommended. And I put 9 hours of work because I included transportation. I also said I was being generous. 1 hour a day is enough to watch 3 episodes of any show to find out if you like it or not.
>>140751083
>the pleasure of money inside
Which Witch would you make a Bitch?
>>140751377
>implying they wouldn't use their Hebrew magic to shrink your penis and humiliate you in front of the other witches
>>140751377
I want to be friend with the harbinger of spring. He's a chill guy.
>>140751377
These :3 mouths are way too cute.
The loli of course.
>>140751389
no, if anything she will do some magic to make you produce semen at an accelerated rate and for your dick to forever be erect. that way they can always squeeze fresh semen for their magical use. plus a sex slave.
>>140751389
>implying i don't want brown onee-san to laugh at my penis
>>140751389
>implying it isn't my plan B
>>140751377
ALL THAT FEET.
>>140749440
So is she a brown person or is she just tan?
>>140751488
Tan, she spent too much time in Africa sucking black dick.
Why do I have a feeling that brown onee-san was lying about all witch hair being too strong as a catalyst? I think it was a unique abnormal reaction.
Why is Harbinger dressed as Archer?
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.53_[2016.04.26_03.35.32].png](https://i.imgur.com/kkKi61b.png "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.53_[2016.04.26_03.35.32].png")
What's up with the circle thing on her nose?
>>140751501
It's only true for virgin witches still in their teens. When they get older they control their power better, but virgins with no experience can accidentally unleash their full power.
>>140751771
So she fused with Chito somehow?
>>140751644
She's still a level 1 Jew. It grows a bit with more experience.
>>140751495
I wish there was an edit of her with Makoto's skin tone and hair color. It makes it hard to believe they are sisters. Her cousins look more similar.
>>140751072
This is the best season in a while, several shows are on par with Konosuba.
>>140751644
She's a witch, she has to have a wart on her nose.
>>140751377
This show would be better as a harem.
>>140752079
kill yourself
>>140752079
It's not?
>>140752079
>>140752202
It's Chinatsu's harem.
Which weird thing will freak Chinatsu out next?
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.34_[2016.04.17_14.46.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VWLjf5u.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.34_[2016.04.17_14.46.32].jpg")
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.45_[2016.04.17_14.48.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xBDvaoS.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.45_[2016.04.17_14.48.33].jpg")
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.19_[2016.04.17_14.45.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DJstY0d.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.19_[2016.04.17_14.45.31].jpg")
>>140752329
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.16_[2016.04.24_20.44.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NXSlNbP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.16_[2016.04.24_20.44.38].jpg")
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.42_[2016.04.24_20.45.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8wFTZsX.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_13.42_[2016.04.24_20.45.24].jpg")
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.47_[2016.04.24_20.47.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g1obqrC.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_15.47_[2016.04.24_20.47.46].jpg")
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.02_[2016.04.24_20.49.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V8C0Xr1.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.02_[2016.04.24_20.49.25].jpg")
>>140751377
The cafe owner milf.
>>140752363
Wait, what? I dont remember this
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.16_[2016.04.24_20.51.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ibEb7CO.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.16_[2016.04.24_20.51.58].jpg")
>>140750943
>You will never engage in pagan ritualistic sex with Makoto, for the sole purpose of appeasing the dark gods.
>>140752421
It's from a different anime called Amagami SS. He's making a joke about the sexiness of the back of her legs.
>>140752416
Daughter is cuter desu.
>>140752421
Amagami.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.46_[2016.04.26_01.10.27].png](https://i.imgur.com/dMEFO1Z.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.46_[2016.04.26_01.10.27].png")
I want Nao to make this face at me.
Why is Flying Witch so perfect?
>>140753591
Clothes.
>>140753591
Chinatsu.
>>140753591
The OP.
>>140753763
ED is great too, the single's out now. Even the B-side is comfy.
>how come you're a witch but you never do any magic
based brown girl is saying what everybody was thinking
>>140749440
This make me want to summon crows for shits and giggles.
>>140750943
>Learn Hebrew, apparently Japs think its a magical language.
That's not entirely unreasonable, since it's been treated as one in western magical traditions for nearly two thousand years.
>>140754083
Not sure she'd laugh at you mining for bloody bogeys anon
>>140749440
What would basic masturbation consist of for Mako-nee?
>>140754170
Rigorous testing of brooms for long-term comfort.
>>140754218
Is it wrong that I thought of lewd things when she flew on the broom in the first ep?
>>140754170
Riding the broom all day.
>>140751253
>>140751190
>>140752352
I want to cover my dick with her freshly removed tights and cum inside them beforemaking her wear them again.
>>140754170
I'm convinced that after she reaches orgasm she is utterly confused about where she is and then she gets up and walks into a wall.
>>140754306
I want to catch it.
>>140754333
For some reason I can't imagine Makoto cumming or doing anything remotely lewd. Does she masturbate regularly?
>>140754306
>>140754380
I must say I never had the urge to catch one of these fuckers when I saw one for real.but then I WAS on a northshore, so
>>140754306
>>140750943
If it's Hebrew, why does she write it left to right?
>>140754944
Was that guy trying to shoot the pheasant with a bow and arrow?
I guess it turns out that throwing the bow at it is more ffective.
>>140749440
>brown
Ruined.
>>140752268
The amount of cum inside my condom when I pull out of her.
>>140755475
He landed an arrow. Look closely at the yellow dot moving around just about a few inches away from the duck.
>>140752079
kill yourself you harem shitters are the worst
>>140754944
Look closely he pulls the arrow out of the bird.
>>140755571
delet this
>>140755475
>>140755582
Most people think everything instantly die when hit like in the movies.
>>140755395
I didnt really notice but I guess its a mistake? wouldn't surprise me since the word itself is a mistake they probably meant ציפור meaning bird. but they wrote צפור meaning honk (as in commanding someone to honk)
>>140755899
It's an awful hit. If he'd landed the arrow well, the pheasant would be on the ground and dying.
>>140750943
what's it say?
>>140756970
Good goyim.
![[CReep] Flying Witch - 03 [1080p].mkv_[00_13_45]_2016-04-24-09h44m36s003.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aStkJxQ.jpg "[CReep] Flying Witch - 03 [1080p].mkv_[00_13_45]_2016-04-24-09h44m36s003.jpg")
>>140756970
Honk
>>140755571
Stop it.
Why can't we just appreciate cute instead of being pedo degenerates?
>>140757102
Because /a/ is shityou can't even prove me wrong
>>140754944
I don't quite get it
did he like chopped its head by throwing an armed bow or whatever
>>140757215
Basically this happened
>>140757498
Hey Johnny, wanna hear an original gag?
>>140756970
Already said here >>140756080
There's a reason why she doesn't cast spells often. Its because the more you cast a spell, the more mana it drains. You know what that means. The normal mana regen rate is so slow so witches depend on artificial mana source for regen. This is normally not an issue for adult witches as they get their rich source of mana through semen. Semen is a rich source of mana. However for a younger witch, if she drains her mana too much, that would mean she would have to consume semen to get mana back. Since she's a young witch, she's pure and shy.
The onee-san however consumes and uses mana regularly. She probably has sex everyday with dozens of men.
i'm sure a mountain country bumpkin who doesn't know anything but how to cook and how to through a perfect punch would provide an ample quantity of mana
>>140757102
Nothing wrong with pedophilia anon.
>>140760263
Just kill yourself you fucking degenerate
>>140760303
>good at cooking
>mana source
Imagine Kei-kun in place of Shirou, man that liad back attitude would have been great
>>140757102
But lewding cute is how I appreciate cute. I wouldn't lewd them if I didn't care.
>>140760263
This makes sense. The onee-san is a high level semen demon, after all.
>>140749440
So much best girl in a single character.
>>140752467
OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>140763528
Wow, you even have the right number of Os.
>>140750943
Think about this, they are western style witches, from japan that have contact with japanese spirits and deities, but write in hebrew.
>>140763587
To be honest my suspension of disbelief was broken when I saw Onee-san walk around the maghreb desert without getting raped by mujahadeen.
>>140763587
if you're gonna apply logic to this you forgot something importantthey're not real.
>>140754306
that aint' falco
![[Asenshi] Flying Witch - 03 [E02692EF].mkv_snapshot_19.48_[2016.04.28_03.55.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rMkUPQ4.jpg "[Asenshi] Flying Witch - 03 [E02692EF].mkv_snapshot_19.48_[2016.04.28_03.55.58].jpg")
What a cute.Reminder to anons that crows remembers a person's face, so dont bully them else they gonna bring friends and do crow things.
>>140749440
I want to have sex with her.
>>140765668
Well best is when some call onee-san brown when she is tanned.
>>140765668
She knows the vaginal dentata spell. Never put your dick in magical crazy.
>>140760153
God damn.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.44_[2016.04.27_15.55.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MYgHs77.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.44_[2016.04.27_15.55.51].jpg")
>>140766252
not even the best girl in her own series
>>140751377
Dark skin, white hair. Always.
>>140768465
Well she is tanned and not really dark skinned.
Remember she last saw Chinatsu with the same time as Mako and they are sisters, so her current skin color is from staying in the dessert.
>>140768723
> staying in the dessert
Well I sure would like to see that.
>>140768757
What ice cream would she look best in? Butterscotch?
>>140755395
>>140756080
Maybe they think all western Languages are left to right.
Come to think of it, don't the Japanese write left to right in schools now, or is this something I dreamt?
>>140757102
Anon, you can't come to 4chan and not expect us to degenerate and corrupt the innocent.
Where has Nao gone? How did her lucky day turn out? Bring back Nao. No Nao no peace.
