This guy walks up to you after hearing a rumour that you talked shit about his hair. The MC of the last anime you watched is there to protect you. How do you fair.
CRAZEE DIAMONDO
Considering it's Hayato from Hundred, I am probably fucked. Unless of course, one of his harem intervenes.
We'll end up friends
Pretty fucked pham
>>140699171
oh shit
last thing i watched was jojo
once Josuke hears from Josuke why Josuke wants to beat my face in, they'll probably team up
i think i'm fucked
>>140699171
Thank God. Just finished up the latest episode of DBS came came here for discussion.
welp i think i might be good
>>140700848
Just ask them which Josuke's hair they think is better.
>>140699171
I would never talk shit about my husbando's hair
welp
"What are you talking about? Your hair is greito."
Problem solved.
>>140699361
My headcanon is that Sakamoto is Jotaro's father.
>Samurai Flamenco
Is he gonna propose to him?
>>140699171
>Hachiman
>protecting anyone
Nah, I'm getting a new face.
Considering I'm watching JJBA part 3, I think I'm pretty safe.Unless Jotaro thinks it's too much of a pain to help me out.
>>140699171
Kamille in the Mk. 2. I think I got it. Without the Mk. 2? Well he does know karate.
I might not come out alive, but there'd be no thrill worth experiencing beyond witnessing this battle.
>At midnight in three days, I will take your stand as my own - Lupin III
>>140706618
nigga please
Jotaro would get his ass kicked considering he doesn't have Time Stop (at the point you're currently viewing the anime, at least)
>>140699171
The last I watched was phantom bood... I don't know how Jonathan would fare against Josuke.
no gays pls
I'm good.
>>140707607
Could Crazy D wreck The World if it doesn't stop time?
>>140707607
Jotaro uses Time Stop in episode 1 you dunce
>>140709492
Josuke can restore Saitama to his hairy pre-invincible form.
>>140699171
>Deku
I'm fucked, Deku is too slow
>>140707607
Jotaro's defeated stronger foes than Josuke.
>>140709638
The high speed has nothing to do with time stop. Crazy Diamond managed to stop a bunch of bullets at once and it has to time manipulation powers.
>>140699171
We all know what would happen
He's fucled
can i trade him for mustang
I just need to tell him Josuke uses spirit he cant see but is only effective at 2 meter range and that it even has ability that would allow him to shrink boobs.
>>140699827
Same here senpai. I dunno, maybe Onizuka would give him some valuable life lesson or something.
>>140709638
nice headcanon faggot
>>140699254
The fuck are you saying? Did you mean Shining Diamond?
>>140711520
Sounds like that weirdo actually read the manga, looks like we're in Worse Company here, pal.
>>140711590
>Eating the bait
>>140707607
While out of practice, Jotaro still has time stop.
>>140709767
>implying
>>140710131
>>140711391
Fresh bait!
>>140699171
So basically Knuckle vs. Gon rematch?
>>140709654
Josuke would need to touch him first, and given Saitama is Lightspeed that's hard to do.
>>140709657
And you know, Deku can't see Stands
>>140699254
GÜREYYYYYZY DIAMONDO
I got Kenshiro, how well will I do?
The Big Order guy
Knock-off stand vs Stand duel
>>140699171
Well...
Sinbad from magi, which would have been great if i wasn't watching the prequel, so he's basically just a normal teen without any of the super Djinn weapons.
>>140712909
>Josuke would need to touch him first, and given Saitama is Lightspeed that's hard to do.
Remember that if you are not a stando user you can't see standos
Well, Gon from HunterxHunter. Okay...
Goku will probably accidentally insult his hair anyway, and then kick the ever loving shit out of him
>>140699171
Can the imagination mantis fight a stand?
>>140709634
Crazy Diamond isn't as fast, so that's a big mabye. Depends on how clever Josuke can get with 'fixing' things.
Tatsumi, I guess I'm okay but I'd rather have Bro
>>140714087
You don't need to see something to kill it
We're both fucked
Unless they can see the Stand, every character in fiction is fucked.
good bye
he gets the shit kicked out of him, then talks him out of kicking my ass. Im safe senpai