You're in the bar, and this guy slaps your gf's ass.
Wat do?
>>140674873
>I have a gf
T..thanks anon.
Slap his ass
>>140674873
Ask him politely to put on a fucking shirt
Stop this meme already.
>>140675226
>fist bumping the spikes
>>140674873
>"This form of sexual harassment has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations..."
admire the ass slapping technique that has been passed down the armstrong family line for generations
>>140675773
>>140675822
Came here to post this
>>140674873
OP, he will not slap his sister's ass, will he?
>>140674873
I can't feel passionate about these scenarios knowing I'll never have a gf
>>140676038
You win.
>>140674873
[x] Be taken away by this adonis
>>140676038
>implying any man on the planet could handle her
>>140674873
Be jealous that he didn't slap mine
>>140676570
I-I want to be handled by her
>>140674873
thats illegal enjoy jail fucker
>>140674873
Flex at him to convey my resolve and love for the woman, then after winning him over, we do an elaborate handshake and have a drink and I'll convince him to teach me alchemy.
>>140674873
>Implying I ahve a GF
>>140674873
What anime is this?
>>140677359
Boku no JoJo
>implying i'm "cool" enough to go to a bar
:^)
>>140677414
Boku no Alchemy
>>140677359
Keit-Ai
it would happen eventually
>inb4 I know you want me to kill myself
>>140674873
Punch him. He is gonna kick my shit in, but i am not letting him take her while i am still alive. Although now that i think of it, that is pretty dumb, considering she could probably take him in a fight.
>>140674873
Thinking a refined gentlemen such as Major Armstrong would make a pass at another man's intended. He would clasp your hand and praise your for your fine taste.Your girl on the other hand will cuck you.
>>140674873
He's a big guy
![Major+Armstrong%252C+pose0%252C-leave+it+to+me-%252C+ep1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3dBRvuS.jpg "Major+Armstrong%252C+pose0%252C-leave+it+to+me-%252C+ep1[1].jpg")
>>140674873
Explain to him that was my missus, Armstrong is a gent and would apologise.
>>140676038
Absolute patrician taste
>>140674873
Nonsense, Armstrong is too much of a gentleman to do such a thing.
>>140676038
Fantastic taste, FMA has so many great waifus.
>>140676038
Shes hot as fuck, but I simply can't handle that much woman.
Take her to the hospital since he knocked her ass off with his strength.
>>140674873
rip my shirt off and strike a Jojo pose with him
Slap her ass too then brofist.
He's clearly a man of refined taste.
How does one get a handful of ass without getting a handful to the face?
>>140674873
Clean the bloody mess off the floor, my gf is probably too sleepy now, and I don't want the bartender to suffer.
>>140677359
It's not anime. It's live action. That's Hulk Hogan.
Did you not see this cinematic masterpiece?
If so, Hulkamania is gonna come for you!
>>140674873
tell him to do not touch my hand again
>>140674873
He's clearly bara, he'd slap my ass
>>140674873
get what is left from my gf ass and throw it at him
Remind him about the six million Ishvalans
>>140675275
>not fist bumping the spikes
you not men enough.
>>140676038
whit if i slap her ass?
>>140685639
>Not 6 billion
Oy Vey, check your privilege Amestrian.
>>140685712
She'd either run her sword through you or respect your audacity.
>>140685712
shes probably slap your face before beating the shit out of you, m8
>>140686019
i would like that.
>>140674873
Give him a manly slap on the ass
>>140675202
You HAD a gf. She's paste now.
