>2015+1
>liking Asuka
>2015+1
>liking Evangelion
>2016
>EVA threads
>>140621953
I never liked Asuka. Weak girls are a turn off.
>>140621510
Rei isn't the one who got speared like a rotten piece of meat.
Rei becomes a goddess in EoE, Asuka tastes defeat like a pathetic whore.
The dumb broad wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for Rei saving her ass so many times.
>>140621953
Rei 2 was rather shallow and boring in the anime
>>140623241
Shit taste
Rei vs Asuka threads are the most cancerous threads on /a/.
please delete this thread and then consider suicide
Every time it's always a Reifag posting these dumb threads. Kill yourself, reifaggot.
>>140624971
>>>/tumblr/
Trannyfuckers aren't welcome here.
>>140622149
>being this anally devetate like Rei was after the tentacle Reip that you didn't get the last word
Loving
Every
Laugh
If Rei wasn't a plot device she'd have been OHKO'd by Naoko "Doll Destroyer" Akagi
>>140625124
Asuka is the plot device, and she's the only one who got raped in the show.
Dumb fucking ugly transvestite.
Without Rei, Asuka wouldn't even be alive.
>>140624971
Honestly, it's amazing how insistent they are. Bunch of faggots.
>>140625186
Rei is a lamentable buttslut for the Gendong. She didn't even react to the groping. Must be used to it.
>>140625186
Cuntska brings the story down instead of moving it forward, he can't be a plot device. He's just an inconvenience for everyone involved.
>>140625494
>replying to yourself again
Ebin. Rei was brought down more than once by Gendo if you catch my drift.
>>140625267
she didn't react to the groping because she is ascended and pure
>>140625267
>>140625571
It's hilarious how you have to make things up to insult Rei, but we just have to state what actually happens in the show to prove Asuka is inferior.
Asuka gets raped and he breaks down like the ugly little rotten doll he is.
Can't blame Asuka's mom for bailing out of there.
>>140625571
Why would I reply to myself?
>>140625711
>projecting about what happens to Rei
She even cried she enjoyed it so much.
>be me
>give birth to hideous tranny ginger thing
>swiftly kill myself
Being Asuka's mom is suffering.
>>140625658
Nice headcanon.
>>140625658
>Rei
>pure
>>140625899
Funny, I recall Asuka being the one crying when he got raped
>>140625901
>Be Rei
>kill self because you realize you're replacable
>>140625901
She should have killed Asuka first.
>>140625968
>Rei is such a slut she crams an angel inside of her and later, the whole planet
>>140625992
Didn't want to touch that disgusting freak, Kyoko bailed as soon as she could
>>140625937
It's an undeniable fact. Like saying the sky is blue
>>140625980
>Be Rei
>Become Goddess in control of all of humanity
>Be Asuka
>Get choked and speared forty times in the same movie like a weak whore
>>140626031
This is some hardcore delusion.
>>140626058
That's what all the headcanon fags say.
>>140626097
>Get choked and speared forty times in the same movie
Better than any doujin
>>140626154
Rei or Asuka anon?
>>140626149
Do us all a favor and kill yourself like Rei did filenames kun.
>>140626175
Quit replying to yourself. Need I remind you of the douji where Rei gets viciously eyefucked?
>>140621953
Where is Moot when you need to fuck up Reifags
>>140626175
Pretty much, I burst out laughing the first time I saw it.
Asuka gets bitchslapped by karma itself.
>>140626175
greatest fap
>two thousand six-fucking-teen
>preferring one imaginary construct born in the mind of some fat greasy hairy sweaty balding jap over another one
>>140626205
Asuka, always.
>>140626221
Rei sacrificed herself to save humanity, she comes back later and saves humanity.
Asuka tries to sudoku like a pathetic retarded faggot and then gets turned into lunch.
>>140626335
Rei didn't call the shots. Shinji did.
>>140626302
Why is ? she comes off as bitchy in both the anime and eoe. No matter how many times I rewatch the series I get the same impression. I get that it's an act and she wants to be mature since her own mother refered to her in the third person but still her behavior is inexcusable.
>>140626335
Also Rei sudoku'd herself after getting kinky with an angel so your argument holds less water than Rei's glass.
>>140626394
Rei gave Shinji the power to call the shots
>>140626456
The difference being Rei did it to save humanity, Asuka was too useless to even pilot his own unit. Fucking trash.
Asuka tried to sudoku because he's a coward. And no wonder his mother fucked off as soon as she could.
>>140626430
>her
>>140626430
Asukafags, like the Asuka, are betas with no self respect whatsoever.
>>140621953
I liked both though.
>>140626430
There are many reasons. Now's not exactly the best time for me to explain, but as far as regards her mannerisms I don't mind. In fact the haughtinessturns me on, seeing as I'm into femdomPlus I have a savior complex regarding Asuka and I want to protect her and help her, even if it means getting treated poorly by some metrics. Deep down inside I know she's someone that craves validation and connection and I want to be the one to make her happy.
>>140626536
Rei didn't do shit unles it was what Shinji wanted you fancanon retard. As oblivious as your albino autist slutfu.
>>140626655
She would get bored of you and dump you in the first week you beta fag.
Have fun watching her fuck Kaji in front of your face.
>>140626748
Rewatch the show dumbass, she collected all of humanity and gave them the choice to return or not.
>>140626911
Eat shit you mewling Reitard. Obviously I would obscure my affection and Kaji was never interested.
>>140626973
Because that's what Shinji eventually decided you inexorable fuckwad.
>>140627015
He decided HE wanted to return to the real world, Rei's the one that gave him the ability to do that, as with the rest of humanity.
>>140626976
You're a beta faggot who spends his days shitposting on 4chan
Asuka would never settle for someone like you, the minute she finds someone more alpha and successful she'll send you pics of her shoving their gigantic shaft in her pussy.
>you will never rape this cockslut
>>140627189
If I lived in a universe with Asuka things would be vastly different.
>>140627078
And if he decided not to, Rei wouldn't have bothered.
>>140627212
Eat shit Reifag. You already do seeing as you like a toilet.
>>140627189
>implying you have any room to talk
How hypocritical. Rei wouldn't even take Gendo's schlong out of her mouth to talk to you.
>>140627578
If he decided not to, then he could stay but other humans who wished to could leave.
These possibilities are only possible thanks to Rei.
>>140627665
>implying that's the way it works
She does what Shinji wants, showcasing ultimately that she is only a tool, even when the choice is hers to make.
>>140627578
No thanks, Asuka doesn't look very appetizing.
>>140628053
we wouldn't be having this argument if retards could just face the fact that Rei is an actual superhuman entity that beats shit-tier Asuka in every single way
>>140628209
>tfw i fap to both
>>140628261
>two seconds after the minute treshhold
Hella fricking ERIN samefag kiddo
>>140627905
>stealing my joke framework
Reifags confirmed for creatively bankrupt niggers.
I would fuck them both at the same time.
>>140628493
>implying
Goddammit, where is Japanese moot when you need him?
>>140621953
>mfw Asuka passes by
>>140628725
Literally no one in this show likes her
>>140628725
>Asuka passes by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqukrQD9DiY
>>140628397
>creatively bankrupt niggers
Asukafags in a nutshell.
>>140622056
I honestly like this flavor of Eva threads the most. Waifu war garbage is basically what most non-eva threads are, the Anno/Miyazaki otaku hate and "Eva is so much better/worse than other anime" ones are far worse because the people in them actually believe in what they post and are incapable of discussing anime as a whole without mentioning Eva.
>>140623241
And asuka was a clueless whore.
>>140624971
Asukafags worshipping period blood like
>>140629469
>using my own insult
You're proving my point, Reifag. Pretty funny, actually.
>>140629686
>ebonics posting
Proving my point again, you foul nigger.
>>140629469
Not surprising that Asukafags are niggers, one of them made a stupid rap thread last week.
>>140629686
>Projecting this hard
Rei has red eyes for a reason.
>>140629686
this bitch probably smells terrible
>>140629986
>asuka
>girl
>>140629421
If you're going to post lewds, post something I haven't seen.
>>140626655
So, basically, you're a beta cuckold and actually think any woman would give you the time of day
>>140629846
>dat man face
Barf inducing.
>>140630068
Asuka punches his plastic surgery scars and makes them bleed to pretend he has a period
>>140630093
That's the thinking of most Asukafags. They think they'd be the ones to make "her" happy, when in reality they'd get cucked the next day.
>>140630093
>all these buzzwords
>>>/8ch/
>>140628397
Asukafags are autistic AND racist, I see
>all this samefagging
Unsurprising from somone who waifus a clone.
>>140629769
Asukafags are racist. What's new
>>140630154
>Asuka punches his plastic surgery scars
That made me laugh.
>>140630154
>>140630324
Can you samefag some more? Just get it out of your system you fucking spastic.
>>140630376
Is Asuka secretly related to Jay Leno?
>>140630376
I want to slam his face into a door repeatedly until it's fixed.
>>140630379
>Reifags upset at Reicism
Reifags confirmed for melanin mongoloids. Funny how they're the niggers of the Eva fanbase as well as actually being niggers.
>>140630432
Rei got slammed in the asshole by that sweet Armisael dick.
>>140621953
Trannyfag should make a suicide pact with toiletfag and set us free forever.
>>140630506
The only dicking happens to shitsuka
>>140630571
I just fapped, anon.
AWRIGHT SHINJI! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION MATE! ALRIGHT THEN, I'LL JUST SMILE THEN, YOU WANKER!
>draw a male
>give him a wig
What did Anno mean by this?
>>140630536
Stop posting images of used tampons
>>140630592
Well, that was basically porn
>>140629574
I like the comfy Shinjidumping threads the most.
>>140630609
He wanted a token tranny in his work.
>>140630609
He thought making the jobber a tranny would be revolutionary.
>>140630609
He tried to be progressive by including a tranny.
>>140630786
Cut the samefagging. No matter how many times you reply to yourself, you can't have clones.
Rei will never look this good.
Comedy of the century
>j-just don't reply to trannyfag
>it won't reply to itself! Not at all!
Do you now see the folly of not responding?
>>140630905
>you will never toy with asuka's body and then rip him to shreds
>>140630692
Good taste, anon.
>>140630866
I thank God every day that Rei doesn't look that hideous
>>140630866
Rei isn't even close. The owl-faced autist can't compare.
>>140630931
That's an easy way to contract all the STDs the doctors gave "her".
>>140626335
What is that white shit on his face? Maggots?
>>140630931
You have school tomorrow you underaged edgefag. Go present your Reip victim fanfic.
>Filenames kun hurriedly cellphone samefagging
It's so obvious. Mods need to rangeban him already. Banned from life, ideally.
>>140631001
Yup, the freakshow is infested with maggots. No wonder Kaji wanted nothing to do with that stanky maggot axepuss.
At least Asuka is real.
>>140631117
>I-I'm not samefagging because my eldritch cuntwad slutfu a shit!
>>140631177
>mansuka
>massive ass and tits
>>140631177
>honey colored ees
Close but no cigar.
>>140631248
Eyes, even. Ebin fucking typo.
>>140631177
Asuka was real and then they threw him in the gas chamber with the rest of the degenerates
>>140631311
There is no way that is supposed to be a girl
The sideburns and bushy eyebrows are fucking horrid
>>140631311
Total manface.
>>140631311
>Gassing a teutonic godess
But they didn't gas that genetic experiment gone wrong did they?
>>140631396
>>140631396
At least they're true to the manface in fanart, but he doesn't have implants yet.
>>140631396
>Reifags in charge of knowing about their failed Menegle abomination
>>140631396
>goddess
Asuka is a failed abortion, so horrid his mother fucking killed himself and the father fucked off with some other chick
>>140631465
Cucking runs in the family
Asuka and his mom are just a bundle of failures.
>>140631465
>Rei giving him a stiffy
>>140631575
Even trannies can't help being attracted to best girl
>>140631514
>two seconds later
>same filenames
You're so mad you're not even trying to hide the fact you're replying to yourself at this point. Get a load of this melt down. Just like Rei "Public Use" Ayanami when she became Kentucky Fried Rei.
>>140631514
>asuka plays EarthBound.png
>trannyfag going nuclear
You can't make this shit up. I'm fucking dying.
>>140631575
Rei is an ideal that Asuka will never achieve. Doesn't help that his estrogen patches aren't preventing his dick from getting hard.
>>140631719
Yes, we all know you're dying fireposter. Just fuck off already.
>>140622056
>2056
>You lie on your deathbed
>Check Space/a/ for the last time
>"What the fuck did I just watch"
>>140631575
>>140631619
>16:08:07
>16:09:07
>>140631465
>>140631514
>16:05:41
>16:06:43
>Reifags in charge of not needing to samefag
>>140631919
>congratulations
>>140631739
Better cook up some more samefags.
Alright, time to fap to Asuka rape until my foreskin tears off.
>>140631822
You just spent the whole thread replying to yourself. If anyone needs a tumblr safespace, your schizophrenic ass does.
>>140632110
>Rei is such a disgusting cyst pustule you refuse to fap to her even though you say she's your slutfu
Comedy gold.
>>140632146
I think you mistook me for the fireposter, he also gets triggered by the mention of therapy like those landwhales
>>140632146
You're the only one confirmed to cellphone samefag here, not to mention you ban evade all the time.
Just accept that plenty of people dislike red mangirl.
>>140631919
>I honestly like the re-rebuilds better
>>140632205
Rei is for pure cuddles, Asuka is for murdering and gore
>Trannyfag fucking off after being blown the fuck out like his waifu's asshole after Armisael
Just as predicted in the Dead Sea Scrolls.
>>140632282
Trannyfag means Asukafag you retarded idiot
>>140632280
I knew you were the one who was so butthurt you posted that in the /c/ thread
Funny how you talk about murder but can never post your address because you're a cowardly shitter.
>>140632280
Why do the MPEvas have such shit taste
>>140632342
Trannyfag aka "filenames kun" is a mentally insane shitposter who has ran the same battery of bait for well over a year, often replying to himself. But I mean, you already knew this filenames kun.
>>140632428
I can't wait for you to reply to yourself again.
>>140632432
I don't think he's an Asukafag, m8
>all this concentrated Reifag asshurt
3.0 really broke them huh? Pure vitriol, damn.
>>140632508
No, that would imply you have taste "m8"
>>140632608
Shit taste?
>>140632228
Samefag some more to really convince me.
>>140632643
No because you already have that, toiletfag. Go bugchasing with your meat toilet and spare the threads.
>>140632715
I already told you I don't like Asuka, I'm not a fan of a tranny toliet like him because I don't have shit taste.
I mean, fuck, even Asuka hates himself. That just goes to show it's logic to accept Asuka is trash, just like everyone else in the show did.
I just like comfy Eva threads where posting of waifus is respected. Every Eva character is best.
>>140628725
Guys don't like her
Girls don't like her
Kaji doesn't want her
Her own mother liked a doll better than her
Misato NTRs her out of Kaji
Yui NTRs her out of Mari
Nurse NTRs her out of her father
Kaworu NTRs her out of Unit 02
Gendo, Seele don't give a shit about her, probably don't even know her name
Mind fucked by an Angel
Luched by Kaworu clones
Choked by a beta bitch
Asuka is nice, rei is souless and expandable
>>140632840
>implying Rei doesn't remark about how much of a replacable, disposable cocksleeve she is
You're just a buthurt faggot who absolutely has to resort to giranteed replies bait because you suck roughly just as much as you're cumdump does
>>140632905
Watch the show, it's the reverse.
>>140632933
rei 1
rei 2
rei 3
rei 4
rei 5
asuka 1
>>140632851
Impossible when Reifag butthurt is so concentrated you can smash atoms with that shit.
>>140631177
>Massive tits
Not Asuka mate
>>140632922
You're so mad you can't even type correctly.
Rei is the one and only Lilith, you can't replace that.
Asuka is a piece of trash that got disposed of by SEELE
>>140632970
Rei 2 is the same as Rei 3, watch the show.
>>140632866
>her
>>140632851
You just had to post the exception
>>140633041
my bad, I was trying not to be inflammatory and just state facts about how much Red sucks.
Me on the right.
>>140632866
>>140633284
>assuka
>best
>girl
I actually like Asuka because I think he's a realistic representation of transvestites and the struggles they have to go through with in their lives. I praise Anno for creating such a relatable character and being progressive enough to shed light on the many issues degenerates much come into contact with in the everyday world.
t. tumblr
>>140633517
I liked how Anno touched upon how trannies pretend that they get cramps or "spotting" despite not having the organs for it. You don't see that brought up in the usual tranny tale.
>>140633030
>typing
>like
>this
Ebin kiddo. Rei a shitty plot device.
>>140633721
True, it seems like Anno really did his research.
>>140621953
>2015+1
>Not marrying Misato, being friendly rivals with Asuka, adopting Rei.
>>140633803
And in 90s Japan no less.
He's a true progressive.
>>140633878
Best taste in this thread
>filenames kun is actually a schizo
Go figure.
>>140634187
That would be fireposter, actually.
>>140634328
Fireposter is the contemporary Dial soap of these threads.
>>140632280
>Manwich
>>140634709
Go be butthurt in the other thread some more, toiletfag.
>>140634812
awwwww, trannycuck can't handle the fact that his boyfriend got made lunch in canon
>>140632280
What a gore slut.
>>140634529
Fireposter is a pathetic faggot who gets banned almost every single thread he posts in.
Almost as stupid of a failure as Asuka.
>>140634886
Holy fuck, stop samefagging you dumb faggot.
>>140635012
Filenames kun wouldn't even exist if eugenics practices were adhered to. Rei is an amalgamation of shit.
>>140634868
Rei got burned to a fine crisp. Talk about torched shit.
>>140635326
>>140635385
>>140635437
Keep it in one post, trannyapologist.
>>140635661
If you quit samefagging maybe I could.
>>140635713
No one is samefagging in this thread except you
>>140635713
I've no reason to samefag, unlike a certain somebody.
Rei is better than Asuka.
>>140632970
Not that guy, but watch the show. It is genuniely in reverse.
Rei has multiple spare parts "bodies", she can jump into. Asuka doesn't have that. Now here's the kicker, Rei has that because Rei herself is unique, it's necessary to preserve "Rei Ayanami" as Rei Ayanami, and it's so important they have this system in place.
Asuka is purely replaceable, and so they don't care if she lives or dies. With Rei, it's only her body that is replaced. With Asuka, her entire person, body, soul and mind is replaced for something else.
Rei >>>> Asuka.
>>140635824
>she
>>140635824
Anno said Asuka > Rei
>>140636011
As if his opinion matters
>>140636011
Nobody cares about the biased opinion of a faggot tranny lover.
>>140636011
and that simple fact proves that Rei is better
>>140636011
That's because Anno likes men.
>>140636011
And Anno is a massive cuckold, just like moot
>>140621953
sorry, rei just isn't emotive enough
I want to protect Asuka!
>>140636256
Tumblr please, transvestites aren't allowed to be protected
>>140636306
Asuka is a woman! She has a vagina!
And she's going to have my children!
>>140636375
kek
>>140636256
Like a limpwristed cockrag like you could protect anything. You'd get your face slammed into the dirt by a real man
>>140636446
I said "I want to", not "I will."
>>140636521
Reality is a bitch, ain't she?
>>140636375
>she
>vagina
Axe wounds aren't vaginas.
>>140636306
NC knows how to handle trannies
>>140636521
Don't let the Reifags bully you.
I just finished the original series
I dont know what to feel
Why were they congratulating shinji/(me?)?
They want me to be happy living a worthless life?
>>140635737
How defensive. Cellphone samefagged on the spot.
>>140636985
Begin treatment for that schizophrenia yet?
>>140637192
Don't project your illnesses onto me, toiletfucker.
>>140637274
No one wants to fuck a toilet except you
>>140637274
I would not fuck Asuka. I'm not a risk taker, I don't want STDs.
>>140626244
He's watching Mallory get fucked by Tyrone, then he has to clean up after
>>140636375
Even if you were a male nurse in the Nerv hospital and got to her after shinji was done and you got her pregnant, she would just abort the baby.
>>140637400
At least vary your insults so your samefaggotry is less obvious. Rei a toilet.
>>140637688
Men can't get pregnant.
>>140637688
Too bad your parents didn't abort you, huh? I'd do the job, though a little late, if you weren't such a scared shitless faggot.
Rei is definetively best girl, but I think she wins by deafult more than anything.
Misato is such a needy, pathetic cunt that it's seriously off-putting.
And Asuka, I can see the intent behind her caracter, but she ends up being a fucking caricature and I just can't take her seriously. Her popping her shit open for Kaji and the "I won't bathe in the same water as Shinji/Misato" were pure unintentional comedy.
>>140637729
Rei isn't Asuka.
>>140637809
>reposting this same image
Broadcast your newfaggotry elsewhere. Tell filenames kun to off itself.
>>140637848
I know. Rei a shitty toilet cumdump and Asuka is best girl. Glad we can agree.
>>140637801
>I'd do the job, though a little late
Kyoko must have felt the same way
>>140637809
Misato is fine man.
>>140637910
Calm your fucking autism, I just got here.
>>140637910
>girl
>>140637910
>Asuka a shitty toilet cumdump and Rei is best girl.
You must be drunk. I fixed it for you.
>>140637959
It's an Eva thread, autism, will be in full force at all times, you better be ready to hit the ground running or don't plunge in at all.
can we all atleast agree that mari is the worst
>>140638096
goes without saying, it's why there's not even a discussion about it.
>>140638096
I think she's absolute garbage, yes, but I honestly hate Mana more.
>>140637912
Naoko actually tried. What a samaritan.
>>140637969
See post about creative bankruptcy.
>>140637983
Again, see previous posts regarding creative bankruptcy.
>>140638096
Worst girl along with Asuka.
>>140636900
they we congratulating him because that's his mind inside the tang. that's what he wanted acceptance, so he gets it in the instrumentality
>>140638096
is goes:
>rei
>misato
>shinji
>penpen
>ghendo
>asuka
>mari
i don't even understand how you people are still arguing about whether rei or asuka are best girls, when asuka isn't even on the same playing field as god-tier Ayanami.
>>140638577
>My opinion is difinitive!
If you're so obsessed with toilets go drown in one.
>>140638577
True best girl ranking
Shinji > Rei > Misato > PenPen > shit line > Ritsuko > Asuka > Mari
>>140637983
Not drunk, just a cuck
>>140638640
Why would he touch asuka?
>>140638236
Mana isn't even canon
>>140638640
it's not even an opinion. Rei is an actual God. you can argue about the rest who gives a shit. but if you have to chose between one of the most powerful beings in existence and some bitch from Germany, the fact is God wins every time
