>have a creepy emotionless son who obsesses over his younger brother
>have a fat neet son who just wants to play vidya and watch anime
>have two other sons that want to be girls instead
>pin all of his hopes on his last son to take over the family business
>the kid doesn't want any part of it
is there any other dad that has it worse than silva?
>>140596568
>have one sons that want to be a girl instead
>have thing from beyond the continent
fix'd
>>140596568
I blame the mother
>>140596568
At least he didn't have to use a pregnancy stone.
>>140596568
That's why you don't bag yourself a woman from the literal pile of trash that is Meteor City.
>>140597353
Interesting
First time Illumi came out I genuinely thought he's a girl
Did it ever mentioned somewhere that he want to be a girl?
>>140601501
i-it's not Illumi he's talking about, anon
>>140601545
Ok I'm lost
It's been a while since I re-watched both 1999 and 2011 series
Is it Killua? or the daughter?
>>140601637
>Illumi is male and looks male
>Milluki is male and looks male
>Killua is male and looks male
>Kalluto is male but looks female
>Alluka is male but looks female and is referred to as female by Killua
>>140601637
He doesn't have a daughter
>>140601637
He's talking about Kalluto, the one who joins the phantom troupe (genei ryoudan)
>>140601637
The truth is that every Zoldyck child is a faggot, except Milluki.Alluka is not a girl.
>>140601545
>i-it's
Please, don't do that.
>>140596568
>his wife is all fucked up
>his dad doesn't give a shit about him outside business
I feel bad for Silva
>>140601703
>>140601713
>>140601715
>>140601753
Ok thanks anons
Fuck me then, never knew that
>>140601703
Since Alluka is not human can we actually give it a gender?
It's like Pitou's case isn't it?
>>140601853
Actually, Alluka is human. Nanika is the monster.
>>140601811
He even goes out of his way to talk with Killua and let him have fun which is something he said his dad never did.
>>140597353
>have thing from beyond the continent
fan theory
>>140602028
>m-maybe i've been too harsh with my other kids, if i let Killua have fun he'll come out right
>dad im a faggot who's going to follow around this autistic kid
>>140602296
He could try again with Milluki
>>140601753
Is this the gayest anime ending ever made? Not even fujo anime have endings this gay, the homolust is unreal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x78o116dh2Q
>>140602437
OTP
>>140602437
Gayest and best.RIP Ponzu and Pokkle ;_;
SPOILERS IN THIS PICTURE DONT OPEN UNLESS YOU FINISHED READING THE ENTIRE MANGA
>>140602296
>f-finally, my long lost son has return
>dad, let me borrow alluka to heal my autistic friend
>b-but son, don't you remember how dangerous that thing is?
>i don't care, i'm not going to tell you i can use him as a infinite genie and i'm going to kill mom if you don't let me go
>...o-okay, you can go. i love you son. please just come back when you're done.
>nah, we're going off to travel the world doing whatever the fuck we want afterwards.
>...
>have son with a bunch of girl 'friends'
>think he might be gay because he acts completely oblivious to them all wanting to bone him
>anime about son starts
>you have to get a job overseas or die so it'll be believable that your son stays an oblivious faggot for the entire series
Being harem dad is suffering
At least he taught his son about friendship
>>140603085
It fits way too well, even if you don't consider Eva an harem anime.
damn, fucking losing it over here OP.
>>140596568
Probably his dad. I'm going to speculate that he was just like Killua when he was at his age.
Isn't Milluki like a computer genius?
>>140604621
He's smart, brings the family into the modern world, and can still assassinate using the power of technology.
Not too bad considering a cheap nuclear bomb can take out Meruem. But it's probably a good idea to not let Milluki carry the family legacy.
>>140596568
>His wife is a mobile suit
Bowie's dead when's his turn
>>140606350
Delete this
Holy shit I just thought...
So for a while I've been wondering what happened to the previous lack haired zoldyks if it's the silver haired ones that take over the business.
And I've jus thought, do ALL te butlers have black hair? Only one that doesn't is the old one with grey. Do they just eventually become butlers? Go their own way? Die in trying to take succession rights?
>>140603085
>one day some men in suits come to your door
>"good morning mister protagonist's father, we heard your son is about to start highschool"
>"as is stands there are only two things left for you to do, and we're nice enough to let you choose"
>"you can take this case of money and go on a trip to mexico, or you can ignore us and go on a 'trip to mexico' "
>"thank you for understanding"
>>140608766
the black hair came from kiru's mama
>>140596568
This is a quality thread,thanks op. /a/ ahouls have more threads like that instead of:
>Im a sexual deviant and what do loli panties smell like?!? I want to rape a loli toddler
>>140609307
>>>/tumblr/
>>140601853
Pitou was confirmed female both in the manga and the 2011 anime, though. She has breasts and birthing hips.
>>140610480
Pitou was never confirmed female.
>>140610568
She definitely was in the 2011 anime.
And the manga has panels where she has breasts.
>>140610618
There's no stance on Pitou's gender in the manga or anime.
>>140610679
I'm sorry you're retarded, Anon.
If Killua is the supposed heir to the family, how come they never taught him about nen when his younger brother is taught and has good grasp of it like a year after the series started?
>>140610717
Because Killua is an edgy rebel
>>140606350
The preview music immediately played in my mind.
>>140610717
Togshit hadn't thought that far ahead obviously
I'm pretty sure Kurapica should have had previous knowledge of nen as well.
>>140610717
Maybe to better control him, they know he's a bit rebellious and teaching him nen would give him tools to escape more easily.
But to be honest I think Togashi just didn't give much thought to that plotline, it was just convenient early on.
Killua doesn't even care about his family while dying. Worthless son.
>>140610879
>illumi was right about killua being dazzled by gon
>hisoka was right about killua being fickle
How long until he abandons Alluka?
>>140610715
Another anon, you're the retarded one. The manga was ambiguous about his gender.
Just because pitou looks shapely like a female doesn't mean she is one. The author is known to play on gender bender.
>>140610931
After time skip.
>>140610618
>rounded cat chest = boobs
Just because the anime mistook them for boobs doesn't mean it's a girl. Either way the dialogue keeps it unclear in both series.
>>140609307
you have issues
>>140610717
Maybe he escaped just as they were about to teach him?
>>140610717
What are they going to do about the heir?
Will Illumi be the first black-haired one to make it?
>>140611238
Why didn't they make him the heir in the first place? Are they assuming Killua is more talented than him? Because Illumi seems pretty damn talented. Maybe it just seems that way because Illumi has more experience.
>>140611238
>>140611304
Because of the give-and-take relationship and how he behaves, they probably don't want him to be heir. Not like they have any other option though.
When are we going to see how Illumi came to be so twisted? Was he tortured more than the others because he's the first born?
>>140611304
Killua has the most potential apparently according to Zeno and Silva
Am I the only one that gets the feeling that it's the mother's fault that the Zoldycks are so screwed up? The dad and the grandfather are ruthless assassins, but they seem like pretty chill people. The old midget also seems like he just doesn't give a fuck. The mother however is a fucking cuckoo sociopath and most of the children seem to take after her in appearance, Illumi and Milluki seems to have inherit some of her sociopathic behavior especially.
>>140611437
>implying silva's not at fault too for being an enabler and barely taking action as a parent
Is there a bigger pussy father than this guy?
>>140597771
Honestly I do too.
Of course your kids are going to be deviants when your mother is walking around in a fucking robot masl
>>140596568
At least he takes it like a man, without bitching about it, he knows he fucked up, and he acts like its all okay.
Like a boss.
>>140596568
You have to admit how amazing this guy's endurance is. A lot of other dudes would have committed suicide already were they in his shoes.
>>140611578
This.
> Warns his family not to get involved with the Royodans
> the youngest literally joins them
You know you are a failure of a father when even your youngest child of 10 years old disobeys you.
>>140610715
You are literally the one making shit up on the spot
>>140605787
Why not? He looks like the most sane person among those five.
>>140606350
delete this
>>140611437
Then it's still Silva's fault for sticking his dick to the crazy.
consider the following
where are all of silva's brothers and "sisters"
>>140611895
Doing their own thing somewhere else?
Illumi backstory when
Preferably showing how he was raised and when he met Hisoka and Chrollo
I vaguely remember Silva getting his dick sucked by a dog in the 1999 series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBMcuFp7uO4&index=35&list=PL4XrFii1p_ZIxw6h_64eIFXXo_zPmZvj5
@11:10
>>140612063
he was feeding him you fuck
>>140612108
Suuuure he was
>>140612063
>this is what furries believe
>>140612029
Illumis backstory would be the most boring shit ever though.
>>140602286
A fan theory with so much evidence it's ridiculous.
>One of the calamities' and Nanaka victims look the same
>Nanaka says "ai" when agreeing to a wish
>The Ai are described as a calamity of desire and Nanaka is a weird desire granting thing
>A Zoldyck went to the Dark Continent on an expedition that failed because of problems with the Ai
>Nanaka's eyes looks like an Ai's eyes.
>Nanaka came from "somewhere else"
>>140612374
>the wishes from ai is probably what led those people to lose their sanity
I can't fucking wait anymore
>>140602957
Glad I was all caught up.
>>140612533
Who cares about Ai and Nanaka any more? I need more Brian. He's got a sphere for a head! How can anyone stand up to that?
>>140612557
hanzo is so ded
like
he gon job so bad
>>140596568
You forgot to mention his last son is gay
>>140612636
Kalluto isn't gay.
I really don't understand how in the seven fucks are they going to deal with the DC, they are fighting nature
how the fuck do you counter diseases or super natural animals/gas/whateverthefuck that turn you into ropes or worse with just some guys that know how to throw a punch?
>>140612657
You know what I'm talking about you little fagget
>>140612756
>wearing a furisode makes you gay
>>140612738
it's going to be real adventure times now, no more martial arts
we disaster hunters now
Reminder Alluka is a girl,but for everybody in the Zoldyck she might as well not exists
>>140612933
Is it just me or does Illumi refer to everybody as a guy?
>>140612809
it does if you're a guy
>>140612756
dumb fujoshit
>>140612738
That's the point, the Chimera Ants which outclassed them badly are just that, ants.
>>140613616
well they were ants that had the ability to absorb human powers so really they were fighting enhanced humans
>>140596568
Sometimes its like people are reading a different HxH
>have a creepy emotionless son who obsesses over his younger brother
He's not emotionless, he actually loves his brother in his own ruthless killing machine way. He's really not that obsessed either, he didn't want his little brother dying for some country hick kid, which literally would have happened if it weren't for him.
>have a fat neet son who just wants to play vidya and watch anime
he made 10 billion berries in assassinations with out even leaving his room
>have two other sons that want to be girls instead
so? he wants his children to be assassins, not have a normal family life
>pin all of his hopes on his last son to take over the family business
this is kinda true, but its more like Killua has the greatest potential, everyone in the family agrees with this assessment, too.
>the kid doesn't want any part of it
Killua has shown multiple times he values his families ways. He even acknowledges he is still an assassin at heart, he just doesn't want to spend his childhood murdering people.
>Terrible fathers
Try defending this guy
>>140602437
still, best HxH ending.
>>140601703
Is it really confirmed Alluka is a male?
And i forgot where they mentioned Nanika was from DC, is it just an assumption or it was explained?
>>140613937
Alluka is male biologically but female mentally. Trans, in other words.
>>140612374
>AI
He just says Hai swallowing the H.
>>140613985
[citation needed]
>>140613985
>This is what tumblr actually a believes
Alluka is female, Nanika is male. for the Zoldycks Alluka might as well not exists as nothing a container for "him"
>>140614295
>Alluka is female, Nanika is male.
[citation needed]
>>140596568
He just don't care anymore.
Also, one way or another Killua will inherit the family business, his training is also complete, his father is just letting him do whatever he pleases because both of them know that this kind of fun will end someday.
>>140614363
This. After Killua is done having his childish fun, he'll settle down with a nice woman and go back to the mansion.
>>140613726
Perfect dad for dat hanma blood though.
Who is Hisoka's husbando, Chrollo or Illumo?
>>140614631
>>140614700
>making a disturbed murdering magician THIS cute
How is this allowed?
>>140614822
>>140611065
>pedophile telling other people they have issues
fucking sick irony lmao
my sides
>>140614363
>>140614419
That's the Japanese way. Even Togashi is married despite he's a flaming homo
>>140617325
Togashi is bisexual though.
>>140614700
I can't believe I never bothered to wonder what the symbols mean
>>140600266
what?
>>140614700
Now I have more reason to reread HxH
