Find a flaw
>>140593963
She has crabs, is used goods, and screams out "Daddy!" in bed because she has issues
Tiny titties too
>>140593963
She cut her hair.
>>140593963
i love everything about her
She's hot for dower old men
>>140593963
she's an ugly bitch
She asked to be treated gently
She's not Shinobu.
It's senjouhara
>>140594262
u mean tsukihi
>>140593963
not an ape
>>140594323
I mean Shinobu
>>140594403
u men tsukeehee
>>140593963
She isn't Hanekawa.
>>140594481
I men sheebu
>>140594578
u mn tskehe
>>140593963
>Find a flaw
She's crabby.
>>140594616
imnshnb
>>140595012
imnski
>>140593963
she's_________________ not real
>>140595012
umtkihe
Stop, we already know who's the real best.
>>140595258
>>140595344
>filename
kek
>>140593963
She never uses the stapler again
.
>>140594522
There's hope for /a/ yet
>>140593963
Used goods.
>>140595204
imshbu
>>140593963
She isn't snake
She isn't bee.
>>140595404
umtkh
>>140595697
imkki
She goes from kind of a cunt to simpering blob without a pause in between.
>>140595756umshnteryki
>>140595480
I want to sting her
>>140593963
She's not a cat
>>140596153 I want tohugher
>>140593963
She doesn't know everything.
>>140593963
She doesn't fully understand the true beauty of mathematics that puts it above all other types of knowledge.
She is also a bitch.
>>140593963
I can't
>>140597073
>Tfw you'll never meet a girl who straight up dresses like a member of the beastie boys
Her level three card is shit.
>>140593963
She's not actually a crab
>>140597073
So does this hag know how much I want to impregnate her?
>>140593963
She isn't Monkey.
>>140597689
She knows that she is a fictional character however as a sentient self aware fiction she could very well see you as the fictional one
As you are unattainable to her in the same way that she is unattainable to us
>>140597073
If she knows everything, why doesn't she just win a couple lotteries and retire forever?
>>140593963
She ain't no corpse
>>140593963
She is shit.
>>140593963
>Short hair
There done one.
Went from 9/10 to a 1/10.
>>140593963
She's a cheating cunt.
>>140599299
That's just how their relationship works. She flat-out gives Araragi advice on how to "become a special person" to Shinobu.
>>140593963
She's a bitch
>>140593963
She isn't any other girl in the series.
>>140593963
No I can't
>>140593963
Simultaneously too jealous and a total cuckquean. Too many variables to account for.
fake trauma. Why couldn't she just get raped in when she was a kid?
>>140593963
She's not a sexually frustrated ghost who'll rape me in public.
>>140598494
>Now, now, what’s with the sarcasm towards a friend you haven’t seen in a while, Koyomin? There’s no way a person that knows everything actually exists. It’s just rhetoric, you see, rhetoric. I just say it to say it, almost like a bluff~
>>140606024
Because no way Crab would let herself get raped. And the trauma isn't really about the rape as much as it's about her mother being willing to do this to her.
>>140593963
Literally none, this is crab at her best.
>>140593963
Not spooky enough
>>140593963
Her personality is trash.
>>140594048
god damn it I hate it when tripfags are correct
When's Owarimonogatari 2 coming?
Also Koyomimonogatari is probably one of the best things to ever come out of the series.
>>140593963
The fact that you like her.
