>you will never have a comfy domestic life as a dainty husband to a christmas cake salarywoman
>you will never comfort her after another long day at work, taking her coat and preparing tea for her as you listen to her talking about her day and how much she looked forward to seeing you at the end of it
>you will never be a cuck husband for sexually unsatisfied milf
>>140585967
Thanks for reminding me asshole.
>>140585967
god fucking dammit
I want to eat a cake.
There is clearly a demand, why won't the elevens deliver?
>tfw no christmas cake to sate your pantyhose fetish
I want to get raped by my drunken, virgin CC sensei.
I'd only be comfortable with that if I was the main breadwinner. I'm not some stupid cuck househusband.
>>140585967
Fuck you too anon
>>140585967
>tfw I'm actually a single salary woman
>>140589014
That is incredibly sexist and misogynistic.
>>140589014
That kinda defeats the purpose of a relationship with a christmas cake salarywomen....
>>140585967
This is my dream: to be a loving, supportive husband to a career woman and to unconditionally support her. I want to listen to her woes, draw her a warm bath, give her a footrub and cuddle the stress away.
>>140586079
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/01/living/infidelity-men-women-breadwinners-feat/
If you want to get cucked, work 50 hours a week and marry a stay-at-home wife.
>>140589435
>If you want to get cucked, work 50 hours a week and marry a stay-at-home wife.
Your article says the opposite though. It seems businesswomen are vapid whores who'd rather fuck an office-fag than their loving stay-at-home husband who cooks, cleans, and takes care of the kids.
Also:
>Reluctant female breadwinners
If they were reluctant to be the breadwinner, why be the breadwinner?
>You will never protect a cake's smile
I am that christmas cake salarywoman with the unfortunate twist of me being a guy.
>husband to a christmas cake
um...
>>140590466
>Your article says the opposite though.
Try working on your reading comprehension:
>Interestingly, female breadwinners whose husbands were 100% financially dependent on them were the least likely group to cheat. On average, they face about a 1.5% chance that they will cheat in an average year, according to the study.
Breadwinner wives are the most loyal spouses on average. This fantasy of the working wife who fucks her boss behind her husband's back is much less likely than the idea of the househusband who fucks bitches while his wife works to pay the bills.
>>140590557
>It's dark outside
>Small slice of cake with a note on her table
>Can of coffee in her hand
>Can of energy drink on her table
She may smile, but she's dying on the inside. It looks like she's pulling an all-nighter on her birthday.
>>140591026
>Breadwinner wives are the most loyal spouses on average. This fantasy of the working wife who fucks her boss behind her husband's back is much less likely than the idea of the househusband who fucks bitches while his wife works to pay the bills.
The only men who could engineer that situation are mega-alphas. They face no risk of being cucked because they're the top of the food chain.
>>140591026It's actually Christmas, and she's alone with the MC. Nothing happens though (at that point).
On another note, I think there should be more batting center cakes.
>>140591102
>The only men who could engineer that situation are mega-alphas.
We know. Just let us play pretend, let us act as if salarywomen are the alpha's and enjoy the company of shy, timid men who enjoy cooking and other household chores.
Do these relationships actually exist? Or are they more common in japan or something
>>140591452
They do. Super handsome/charismatic guys can rope women into doing anything for them.
>>140591452
They exist but are incredibly rare. I do believe they'll be more common in the near future though. Not to get too off-topic, but by making education so female-centric and sinking loads of tax money into encouraging women to complete tertiary education, women/feminists have shot themselves in the foot. They have now drastically lowered the pool of unmarried men that outearn unmarried women so many of them will be forced to marry less educated and less affluent men. And from a purely pragmatic standpoint, it only makes sense to make the most educated partner with the most lucrative job the breadwinner.
The majority of women won't like this (hence the "where have all the good men gone?" complaints) but this is the future they themselves created. Not that I mind per se.
>>140591648
No amount of culture shift can make women attracted to betas.
>>140591767
Then they will die alone, the betas can and have already replaced them with superior 2D waifus, onaholes and eventually sexbots. Non-weeb beta's attest that visiting a prostitute is less costly than being in a relationshit with a 3DPD...
The sexual market is all about supply and demand, the 3DPD will wake up and realize one day that they've become completely dispensable and will start to ''settle'' for inferior males, but it'll be too late by then and they'll only have themselves to blame.
>>140592310
>they will die alone
No they won't you fucking idiot, YOU will die alone.
They will die in Chad's harem.
>>140585967
>wants to be a stay-at-home dad
This society is fucked. Fucking numales makes me weep for the future of mankind.
>you will never comfort her after another long day at work,
Her boss already does that, you cuckold.
>>140592375
> Western women
> Agreeing to be ''share'' their man
> Implying that western women aren't childish spoiled entitled brats who can't even share the price of a fucking a dinner meal.
That's some top level kek anon.
>>140592502
Willing wage slave spotted. You're the real cuck here, anon.
>>140592562
You're a dipshit. Women are already working through the male population in harem format anyhow.
>>140592588
>implying being a wageslave is the only way to provide for a family
>implying a literal physical/culture cuck like a stay-at-home "dad" isn't infinitely worse than a financial cuck
Whatever you need to sleep at night, cuck. You'll probably need a muffler to drown out the sound of your wife's pleasured screams as her boss rails her in the next room.
Even chad thunder-cock realizes how much maintenance 3DPD are, and the day realistic intelligent, and affordable sex-bots are created. (Easily achievable within the next 60~ years) He will jump ship too, nobody wants to put in effort to get pussy. Chads are just good at it. But if they can get it without trying, why even bother?
>>140592724
Lmao Chads don't need to maintain their bitch. They pump and dump and leave the emotionally taxing jobs to the betas. Do you even understand how the real world works?
>>140585967
Fuck you anon
>>140592828
Hey captain logicboy how can chad thunder-cock pump AND dump while maintaining a harem? He either maintains harems and put in effort to keep pussy around, or he pumps and dumps it, in either scenario you're a fucking retard.
>>140592962
>thinks Chads have a fixed harem
The retard here is you, DYEL beta bitch boy.
>>140592962
"Chads" as people on 4chan define them don't actually exist in the real world.
Well I'm sure there's a couple out there.
>>140593040
Ah yes you went for the ol'constantly rotating harem, in which case chad still has to put in the effort of picking up new girls to pump and dump. Being chad thundercock gives you high success % with it, but it still requires effort. Which the chad can afford because all the chad wants in the end is pussy. Hence, superior effortless sexbot pussy.
>>140593107
How would you know about the real world when you're a person on 4chan?
>>140593164
Which the chad can avoid*
>>140589152
>>>/tumblr/
>>140593164
Nah sluts gravitate towards them. Literally no effort needed on their part. That' why they're called Chads.
>>140589133
are you a pretty cake though?
This thread got depressing pretty quickly. Just enjoy the anime cakes.
>tfw I'm not desirable enough to become a trophy husband
fuck me
>tfw no cake supervisor to work with
end it now senpai
>>140593237
Its not like chads are planets, they cant attract sluts while sitting at home spanking the monkey, they have to go out to places were said sluts can be found, and then finding one that isn't disease ridden. There's a difference between being a chad and a manwhore.
>>140585967
What's the appeal of a christmas cake?
>>140585967
My translation of this post is
>mfw I'm not a lesbian
>>140590557
>coffee
Pure cake, so glad.
>>140594949
Desperate women so anons can fantasize about them settling for them.
>>140594949
>>140595047
The rate of Japanese women in their late twenties and early thirties who are unmarried (and never have) is really high, almost 40% iirc. Plenty of cake to go around. A whole new meaning to sugar momma.
>tfw you're as old as cakes now
>>140595472
What's after a cake? Those must have rates too right?
>>140595521
>27
I'm almost there ;_;
![sample_ad89031d37f6ff802530d2a22367714e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SzYiziR.jpg "sample_ad89031d37f6ff802530d2a22367714e[1].jpg")
>>140594949
A certain level of maturity and self identification when you feel honestly a little bit too old to be messing around with someone younger.
I don't have the energy for imoutos, or genki teens.
>>140594949
> Mature, not whiny Kyaaa highschool girls
> Beautiful, look at those voluptous tits and that developed waist line, prime mating period.
> Ara, ara material
What more could you possibly want?
>>140595875
If you have the energy to keep up with a cake on top, then you can handle wheelbarrowing a genki teen.
>>140593748
>imagesearch returns nothing and I don't recognize the artist
title?
>>140595994
How to put it, the energy for the teen themselves. Too old, man. Would rather do something with someone more down tempo yet soft in all the right places.
Mind you, if Yuki Nagato ever got to cake status that would be perfect.
>>140594949
Everyone past college and a couple years in the workforce is more or less in the same field. As long as they're still beautiful you get a lot of extra advantages, mainly not having to deal with teenager drama and general retardation
I read a hentai like this but don't remember the name
>>140595047
Surely, they have standards too.
>>140587600
I love Dr P
>>140591648
Why was Madoka's mom so hot?
>>140593107
Where I live they do exist.
Not necessarily the 4chan-style asshole, but tall, handsome guy who is a high-school educated idiot (might do logging, fishing, cleaning) with a highly educated, high earning wife is very common.
You also see handsome guys with cute, dumb girls.
If you're a highly educated male, I hope you married your high school sweetheart or you're going to be single until you die.
>>140596162
>I don't recognize the artist
Mate
>>140596663
I have my waifu, anon. No worries.
>>140591223
There is something about this I find completely adorable.
>>140596162
I'll give you a hintbondage
and no, that isn't the tag.
I wish people could see the appeal of DFC cakes, but they're so few I don't even have one in my folder to use.
>>140596663
It's fine, there's no way I'll die.
>>140596162
Did you search the fullsize image, because it works for me.
>>140591648
The other side of women becoming more educated is that in the incidence of the Kaname family someone had to stay at home and look after the baby, sometimes paying for child care isn't worth it if one partner can earn enough.
>>140596663
>desiring 3dpd
>>140596752
DFC cakes..? This is a whole new level, I never knew.
>>140591648
>>140591477
>>140591452
My dad was a stay at home dad from the time I was born till I was three. Mom had the better job at the time. They for some reason ran with at the time. It didn't last, and now my father makes far more money, however, it did happen. Keep in mind I'm 24 and this happened in the early 90's. It's not something entirely out of the ball park.
>>140596878
My cousin is an accountant, her husband would do delivery work. her job paid more, so when it came time to look after the baby he had to jack his work in for a while.
It happens if the finance works that way.
>>140596936
>it's reality that's the nightmare
I didn't want to get hit there today.
Anybody know of some comfy cake romance manga?
An interlude of temporary happiness
I can't find the ones with translated captions for some reason, anyone have those?
>>140597058
Never mind, seems like I did have some.
>>140597022
"Game Over"
>>140585967
Fuck that noise. I'd rather fucking fight to the death to try to out-dominate my salarywoman and then proceed by having hatefuck that helps both of us to keep moving on.
>>140596897
>>140596936
>>140596969
>>140597017
>>140597058
>>140597108
Her filthy room is triggering me. I shall take it upon myself to clean it.
>>140597022
Mizutama Puzzle is nice. 2 chapters only though.
>>140597022
Kawaii Joushi o Komasaretai
>>140597387
College reunions are terrible.
Luckily facebook is killing that shit off.
I wonder if this OL will ever find happiness.
I hope she'll teach us how if she does.
>>140597618
But that's exactly my goal when people take group pictures. I am quite successful at it, it was actually a problem when I was graduating because people had gazzilion pictures of each other and only like 2 of me.
>>140596829
>not taping a picture of your waifu on the back of a blackout out 3dpd's head in doggy for the ultimate onahole
>>140598017
The absolute genius
>>140592934
>>140593748
I know it's a feel good story and all...but are we just going to ignore the fact that the company changed her from being department chief because she worked for it to a fucking receptionist?
What the actual fuck?!
>>140598323
Anon its borderline porn don't look too far into it.
>>140597156
>>140597022
>>140598381
Plot and backstory are important parts of porn.
>>140585967
>husband to a christmas cake
This is the equivalent of saying you're married to an unmarried woman.
>>140598532
Sounds like Ace Attorney plot twist.
>>140598381
>this person doesn't pay attention to the story when reading/watching porn
getaloadofthisguy.ppt
>>140598618
Anon I didn't even jack off to it. I read it in full, I just wouldn't nitpick parts of that particular story.
>>140598618
Don't make fun of people that are deaf/ illiterate anon. Everyone needs porn.
>>140598835
fuck the illiterate
>>140598835
Do blind and deaf people feel horny? What do they imagine when they fap?
>>140598942
Skinship and sounds
>>140598779
Neither did I Anon. I just like feel good stories but for some reason can only fap toNTRmindcontrolblackmailandmindbreak.
I think it's because I want to self insert in feel good stories but when it comes to porn I just liketo see something beautiful destroyed.
Late to thread, but opinion about stay home dad that work from home?
Programmer? Forex trader?
>>140599023
>for some reason can only fap to NTR mindcontrol blackmail and mindbreak
Degenerate.
On that note I can only fap to vanilla.
>>140598942
If they've been blind since birth, I have no idea. The feeling of the breeze on their bare nipples?
>>140599193
Anon, I was once a vanilla only fag. Hold your tongue before you judge others as you will become me one day.
>>140599148
Gardening/homesteading, trades like carpentry or machining, baking or making preserves for local markets. .
Alternatively, get a small part-time job
>>140599148
Accounting/bookkeeping is a pretty good field for working from home
>>140599316
>moving on from vanilla
The other shit gets boring fast. You'll come full circle right back to where you started because it's the best.
>>140599773
>stayed on vanilla for maybe 6 months
>years have gone past and vanilla only gets me a softy, at best
where is this circle?
>>140599773
>missionary
>handholding
>leglock
>consensual
mmm
>>140599915
>6 months
>posting in a cake thread
you never left in the first place
>>140600013
>nakadashi
>defloration
>leglock
>happy sex
>>140600061
Cakes can be NTRed, mindbroken and blackmailed too.
>>140600013
>>140600080
Patrician
>>140600080
>>140600013
Is it weird that i also want these along with
>Mindbreak
>Ahegao
>>140600080
>>140600061
What's so great about leg locking?
>>140600324
What is hot about being told '' Cum inside of me ''?
Think about that for a moment, this is the physical representation of saying that.
>>140600128
>NTRed, mindbroken and blackmailed too.
They wouldn't be cakes then.
>>140600420
>spoiled cakes
>>140600013
Wait, is consensual actually a tag? Why? Wouldn't the absence of
>Rape
>Forced
mean the same thing?
>>140600420
>They wouldn't be cakes then.
You clearly don't know what a cake is.
>>140585967
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/ore-x-yome-cupid-no-itazura-r944
Too bad it wasn't longer. It probably would've dragged out with more drama and rageworthy retarded shit though
>>140600566
>refeance to japanese christmas cakes
>UNWANTED past dec 25.
>hence anime/manga female UNWANTED after 25 years old
That's the entire point of the cake. They aren't with someone, so they can't be NTR. Being unwanted means they aren't worth mindbreaking or or have anything to blackmail them over.
>>140600885
>Being unwanted means they aren't worth mindbreaking or or have anything to blackmail them over.
That doesn't even make sense.
>ntrfags shitting up another thread
>>140600866
Sakuranbo syndrome by the same author was great and had some awesome OL cake sex.
He also had a threesome with the OL cake and a loli. It doesn't get much better than that, pic related.
>>140600324
it's a physical way to show the women is enjoying the sex, and that she wants to be creampied.
>>140600316
not really
>>140595472
The problem is, it's Japan. Given their xenophobia, I'd be hard pressed to snag one even if I hit it off with one. Sure, I could probably fool around, but marrying dirty foreigners is a big no. Have to keep the bloodline pure!
>>140600563
>forced
could refer to a more aggressive sex, like forcing the girl to swallow.
>>140600324
>>140600935
What, you're going to threaten to post the sex pics of the cake on the internet unless she gives you her crappy apartment?
What a waste of time and effort.
>>140601202
if you speak Japanese, and aren't a raging weeb who can't hide their power level with an actual job, bloodline be damned.
LOL
Holy fuck this is depressing ;_;
This OL seems to be a nice attractive lady, how did she not manage to get married?
>>140601747
Too busy focused on work
>>140593748
>>140601282
I imagine a nihonjin pops would be difficult to talk to and take their daughter.
>>140601269
>it's not rape if she's not worth raping
>You can't blackmail someone who has very little to give
>>140593748
>>140592934
Fuck now I want to re-read this.
>>140601827
This post is disgusting
>>140600013
>actually using the consensual tag
You scared?
>>140601827
>>140601323
Don't you want to make her your housewife so you can suffer in her place?
Nevermind, fuck that.
>>140601931
Yes
>>140600885
>Being unwanted means they aren't worth mindbreaking or or have anything to blackmail them over.
What the fuck? What kind of fucked feitshes you guys having? I thought this thread was for christmas cakes.
>>140601801
If you let the chance of something not working out prevent you from trying, you don't deserve to succeed.
>you will never have a comfy domestic life as a dainty husband to a christmas cake
NANI!????IRL cakes are boring and ugly.
Keep with the animay titties, budy.
>>140601282
>Bloodline be damned
That reminds me that one of the Imperial Princesses went to my university to study Museum Studies.
>tfw you'll never position yourself to marry one of the imperial princesses
>tfw you'll never take advantage of an unfortunate death of the sole male heir to the throne, such that your half-gaijin son becomes the next Emperor.
>>140585967
I am aware that I am forever alone. So stop remember me about it.
>dainty
Don't think that would be possible
>>140601871
>>140592934
>>140593748
>bato requires a fucking login
>not on bakabt or nyaa
>unwilling to resort to utter shit like mangafox
FUCK
>>140602381
All those pics are cropped mangafox pics desu senpai. I'm gonna jump through hoops to read a 7 chapter manga. Now that I think about it, it might be on Nhentai.
>>140602267Destrado go on normiebook more often I miss you
>>140602239
>Impreal Princesses
>my university
This is some anime plotline.
>>140589014
I've done this. They'll still shit on you for "not working" when you bring home more than them and pick up after them.
That or I think I actually stuck my dick in crazy. Probably that one.
>>140602523
If you put your dick in a woman, then yes.
>>140592711
Sounds like his boss fucked his woman and he's still ass hurt that he's not the one that got pounded
>>140602523
>putting your dick in 3D
>>140602133
It is but the NTR crowd keeps shitting it up
>>140602463
Not a joke anon. Apparently no one in the public, Japan or UK (Leicester Uni), knew about it until they suddenly called a press conference for her after she finished.
Looked it up, and she was here for a year long postgrad from 2014-15, and came back in January to graduate.
>>140602239
Europe? ahd a friend that dated a Hapsburg girl for a while over there while studying Engineering over there
>>140597284
>>140596936
Good taste.
>>140597284
that feel when only enough money for one dress suit.
>>140585967
>>140591223
Is Kazaoka Mari the best cake ever?Also WA2 S2 when?
>>140597387
>college reunion
Literally why
this sounds like a terrible idea, if you cared about people from college at all you'd stay in contact anyway.
>>140603778
Well, it's not like they didn't save money in the past with having only one sailor uniform for school.
>>140603097
>ahd a friend that dated a Hapsburg girl for a while
was he her cousin?
>>140596642
She was the office whore, she needed to look hot.
>>140585967
I do have a fetish for cakes but
I'm scared of relationships and I am content with being alone with materialistic things(alcohol and drugs). I have been independent my entire life so finding someone to lean on seems pointless and troublesome.I'm inept when it comes to relationships/my own feelings
>>140592711
>having an ego this fragile
Jamal gotcha feeling insecure again, anon? Feel the need to drown it with meaningless work? That's cute.
Have fun flipping burgers and letting the thankless job crush your soul while I'm taking my pick of the neighbor's wives before my tamed onahole comes back home to give me half of her paycheck. feels good
>>140604277
Just let someone rely on you for a while man. Some people feel validated when people depend on them, makes said people able to work harder at whatever it is they do. Of course, lying on a bed, in the dark, with eyes closed on 400 ug LSD feels better than sex ever could so I'm with you on the drugs part.
>househusband
How cucked can you get?
>>140604769
>Having someone who spends their life working to support you and your kids
>While you engage in the passions of cooking, gardening, and whatever crafts you enjoy
>all you have to do is cook, clean and occasionally deal with a predatory, sexually frustrated wife
>being a woman who actually works, she'll won't have the time or energy to fuck anyone but you, and YOU'RE the one who has the open schedule
>if you have kids, you're going to be a better parent than she ever could, and get to teach your kids to be red pilled and pure from the start
>If you're really a degenerate, you're the one who gets to cheat
>this is """"cucked""""
Yeah sure bud, have fun wageslaving while your wife gets to know the neighbour boy. Your wife says he's called Jamal, and he's reeeeaaal friendly!
>>140604769
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being the househusband and having your waifu work.
>>140605012
Topkek
All bitches resent guys who don't work
Enjoy calling her about what she wants for dinner and hearing
>"Hello? Who's-I TOLD YOU NOT TO ANSWER MY PHONE!"
*click*
Waddayaknow? She's been having broomcloset and passionate motel liaisons with that exciting young chairman who benches 400+ and played college ball
How do you, as a househusband to a tired OL, prevent her from being seduced by Chad Thundercock?
>>140592375
What usually happens is that when the women are young, bad boy Chads plow and abuse them until they're worn out. When the women get older and the Chads get less interested in them, the women usually settle for a "nice guy" top of the line betamax who they use as a money source and whom they cuck any chance they get with a Chad.
Not us gammas, though. We only get to jerk off to cartoons.
>>140605864
If it's that easy to lose her, then fuck her.
>>140605864
Move to Japan, where I am Chad Thundercock.
>>140586981
me too
>>140605864
I always wondered something. Why the name Chad? Never in my life have I considered it to be a very cool or interesting sounding name, but it's a label for dudes that get a lot of sex somehow.
>>140592934
>Tfw I had a 27 year old japanese gf and she took my virginity
I was 19 (last year) at the time
What do you guys prefer: marry a cake or marry a high school girl and turn her into a MILF?
>>140606002
>marry a high school girl and turn her into a MILF
Intentionally cucking yourself?
>>140606002
>marry high school girl
>then have her marry someone else and bear their kids before fucking her
Why does Japan hate tomboy OLs and cakes?
>>140605800
>Who don't work
More like they resent having to do chores when they get back because some cucks can't get a load of keeping the house kept
>Calling her about dinner
That's a pretty weird imagined scenario
>Young chairman
>Benches 400+
>Played college ball
HAHAHAHAHA
Divorce + alimony.
>>140605800
College ball?
>>140606179
We're reaching "traps aren't gay" levels of delusion
>>140598532
No, that literally is what OP is saying.
He apparently doesn't realize that a married woman isn't cake.
>>140594949
They're your age.
>>140606106
>>140606066
What? My point was that should you marry a high school girl and wait until she reaches MILF age or marry a cake. If your wife is going to be a MILF anyway then it makes no difference.
>>140606402
I'm too young to be old. I don't want to accept it.
>>140605800
>benches 400+
What a worthless fucking achievement for a muscle group that you'll almost never use like that. You've got to work your legs, son.If you ever want to play at University of Texas.
>>140597022
Sensei Lock-on.
>>140606106
>>140606066
MILF = Mother I'd Like to Fuck
There's nothing stating it can't be the mother of your children.
>>140606282
I'm not signing any prenups m8
>What're you lookin' at, anon?
>>140607220
Smoking isn't good.
>>140607220
>oh, nothing. Just a cool beauty.
>>140591648
Bullshit. I doubt feminist crap has created more educated women than men or that the number for less educated nen has increased.
>>140607220
>relationships with a smoker
It is never a good deal
![Anime-girl-MattBourne-Hiratsuka-Shizuka-960692[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CxuQyNg.png "Anime-girl-MattBourne-Hiratsuka-Shizuka-960692[1].png")
>>140607238
>>140607346
>>140607415
She can't help it, she's just so used to the presence of something long and stiff on her lips. If only there were a way to help her!
>>140607556
She should bring candy then.
>>140607393
It's more that it's more "educated" women. Women have made up the majority of college and university places for quite a while now, but most don't end up with a degree that's worth a single shit.
Men tend to have a plan for college, or go into equally good careers in trades
>>140592310
>the betas can and have already replaced them with superior 2D waifus
I kind of doubt you can live up to old age with nothing but 2D porn, onaholes and a pillow with your waifu on it.
There's a limit to how much you can live in fantasy unless you're willing to go mad or are already mad. And those aware of the fantasy will either get tired or lonely unless you're a super recluse who's somehow mentally set himself to face death completely and utterly alone. But most of /a/ is too pussy for that.
>>140607556
Yeah, try a lolipop or something.
>>140607742
If it makes you feel better, I'm willing to go mad. But I'm already halfway there.
>>140607415
If they smoke, they poke. And if they poke, take everything you can from them until their broke. Then light up your flower for a toke.
>>140607787
But anon, no matter how sweet or exquisite, a lie is still a lie. You know this already and one day you won't be able to ignore it any longer.
In the end, 2D betrays us too.
>>140607961
Who says I'm not planning on turning the lie into truth? This is my madness. The dreams and wishes of 2D shall be reality.
>/r9k/
>attracting christmas cakes
fucking delusional shit heads
How would you realistically go about seducing an overworked OL cake?
>>140607346
>>140607556
I'm still mad Sensei didn't win. They were perfect for each other.
This fetish never makes sense to me because I refuse to believe that any remotely attractive woman can get past 25 years old unattached.
If they do, they must be hiding some serious personality issues, or just outright unattractive.
Therefore, christmas cakes are by definition someone I don't want to get together with.
>>140608242
Maybe when she's on the train going home
>>140608242
>Be at the one drinking party a month with coworkers she has to go to because the boss is going
>sit next to, keep filling glass
and there we go.
>>140608305
Ahuwhat. Yahari has finally ended?
![1461417889670[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dp7N4Ou.jpg "1461417889670[1].jpg")
>>140608328
>If they do, they must be hiding some serious personality issues, or just outright unattractive.
That's 3D. In 2D cakes can have entirely valid reasons for being single. The most popular (and most admirable to be honest) is that they've never had the time for it. These cakes never went to parties or mixers in their teens as they were studying hard to get good enough grades to qualify for a prestigious university, then in university they studied day and night to be at the top of their class and finally worked long hours to qualify for promotions. These women end up being at the top of their game in terms of material possessions and carreer, but spiritually and romatically underdeveloped.
>>140608242
>that hair on lower pic
>that nape
MUH
>>140608817
Nape refers to the back of the neck.
Those are collarbones/her clavicle.
>>140607742
I honestly can't imagine having to deal with 3D after watching so many Chinese cartoons.
>>140610103
Yeah but I doubt you'd keep from going mad with loneliness if all you do is interact with cartoons anon.
>>140610890
Sanity's overrated anyways.
>>140602239
Apparently a relative to the romanov royal family went to my high school years before me.
I honestly don't quite know if my teacher was full of shit although he said I could've looked it up and he would be right she really did.
>>140594949
They just close to my age. But I don`t think that relationships with cute lonely OL are possible IRL.
>>140606240
Just imagine anon. Just imagine Armstrong fucking your waifu and NTRing you. Just imagine how ridiculously campy yet heartbreaking it would be.
>>140611283
They are, but most people here to land one would have to learn interpersonal social skills, how to cook, hit the gym and/or the buffet, and to get pretty major makeovers/possibly even surgery. Japanese is optional.
>>140611459
>That feel when interpersonal social skills are where I fail because I'm literally autistic
I can cook, I'm currently in the process of losing weight but I sperg all over the place.
>>140594949
They might be desperate enough to settle for me.
Also I never had a father around and never learned how to be a man so I only know how to attract a mate by acting submissively.
>>140612466
This is a problem of mine too. I'm probably not autistic, but I've spent so much time hating that I rarely have anything social to do and thus hating people in general that I barely talk in social situations. I feel like if I manage to get laid again by some random chance, even a nice cake, it's inevitably going to be crazy in disguise. Most anime and video games I play these days are just a blur too so I can't even talk about hobbies worth a damn
>>140612466
iktf anon, can't behave like a normal human being around girls I find attractive
>tfw there's a hot as fuck milf living across the street who dresses in way that makes my peepee loose it's mind
![CKclKFr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VxOmNnz.jpg "CKclKFr[1].jpg")
>>140613381
>who dresses in way that makes my peepee loose it's mind
She wears modest yet formfitting dress suits with a knee-length pencil skirt, stockings and tasteful lingerie under it all, like a proper lady?
